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General | Posted 13 years agoSo Inside the storm "Dragonslayer" first studio album will more than likely be out in the next 3-5 months! So be prepared to be amazed!!
ALSO commissions WILL be posted by next month! So PLEASE be patient! It will be posted! AS FOR THE ORGY pic It will be posted soon! <3
Yours truly,
JACOB GREEN
ALSO commissions WILL be posted by next month! So PLEASE be patient! It will be posted! AS FOR THE ORGY pic It will be posted soon! <3
Yours truly,
JACOB GREEN
Soooo remind me to....
General | Posted 13 years agoHit the Guy Who Owned the Ibanez S370 before me. The Idiot Wired it wrong, Wrong pick ups, Horrible trem that was not MENT to be on it, and not to mention.... The fact that the moron put the wrong size lock tuner nuts (the square part underneath the screws for it) Are a size to big... Fucking moron.
So... I have about 2-300 dollars of repair for it now! FUCK YAY...
soooooo Who wants to help me out on fixing it up?
So... I have about 2-300 dollars of repair for it now! FUCK YAY...
soooooo Who wants to help me out on fixing it up?
YAY! AWESOME!(also IF YOU HAVE COMMISSIONED ME PLZ READ!!)
General | Posted 13 years agoFirst, I got a new phone. YAY!
Second, I'm using it as a modem to use the internet on my laptop.
THIRD, COMMISSIONERS!!!! I'm sorry for ANY delay that i caused you. i can assure you your commissions WILL be posted by the end of this month! and if any later mid march. You must forgive. I have been fixing my life and getting my own place, you know things like that. So I'm VERY sorry its taking SUPER long. But I promise it WILL be done! Just Bare with me okay?
So my rent is $32 (Government housing), My cell phone bill is 56.00 (MetroPCS), I get 150-200 in food stamps (in MN its called, EBT).
So I only spend like... $88 a month to live. Thats less you most of you peoples phone bills! xD
So yeah I'm doing really well.
Second, I'm using it as a modem to use the internet on my laptop.
THIRD, COMMISSIONERS!!!! I'm sorry for ANY delay that i caused you. i can assure you your commissions WILL be posted by the end of this month! and if any later mid march. You must forgive. I have been fixing my life and getting my own place, you know things like that. So I'm VERY sorry its taking SUPER long. But I promise it WILL be done! Just Bare with me okay?
So my rent is $32 (Government housing), My cell phone bill is 56.00 (MetroPCS), I get 150-200 in food stamps (in MN its called, EBT).
So I only spend like... $88 a month to live. Thats less you most of you peoples phone bills! xD
So yeah I'm doing really well.
Wow. Weird..
General | Posted 13 years agoIm Liking all sorts of music I use to dislike and are slowly becoming my faves.
Anyway, on a side note, I think I may just abandon the whole Metal project altogether... You know "Dragonslayer" I'm gonna keep the name a Copyright it and still record and shit for my own use but.... to be honest people don't like what i like.. and at the rate i'm at... I Seriously doubt I will Have a power metal band. Fuck other people.. :/
Anyway, on a side note, I think I may just abandon the whole Metal project altogether... You know "Dragonslayer" I'm gonna keep the name a Copyright it and still record and shit for my own use but.... to be honest people don't like what i like.. and at the rate i'm at... I Seriously doubt I will Have a power metal band. Fuck other people.. :/
101 rules of power metal!
General | Posted 13 years ago1. You have one goal: be epic.
2. Let no sound be lonely. If there's a guitar solo, harmonize it. If there's singing, make it a choir.
3. Keyboards offer a way to add thousands of different textures to a song. Find two of those that you like and use them on every song you write.
4. In a power metal world, everything steel is good, and anything good must be compared to steel.
5. You are not bound to sing about Satan, evil, and/or darkness.
6. You are bound to sing about dragons, freedom, and/or power metal.
7. Remember how no sound should be alone? Same goes for albums. Everything can have a sequel!
8. You are allowed to be blonde.
9. Swords enhance your credibility and your performance. Be sure to carry one regardless of whether or not you know anything about using one.
10. Pick a theme and stick to it. Manowar are warriors of true metal, and they don't get to sing about anything else. Rhapsody has their Algalord chronicles. Hammerfall has their steel, hammers, and templar. Running Wild has pirates. Blind Guardian has Tolkein. None of them are allowed to sing about anything else.
11. If you have to sing about something else, put together a side project to do it. Avantasia is the perfect model.
12. Ballads are permissible.
13. That doesn't mean your ballads can suck.
14. The longer a song is, the more epic it is. See rule #1.
15. More solos means more epic.
16. If at all possible, be Michael Kiske.
17. If this is not possible, pretend to be Michael Kiske.
18. Your album cover should include at least one of the following: fire, steel, weird glowing magical items, irregularly muscular men, fists thrust into the air, weaponry, magic creatures (preferably dragons), or bright beams of light around somebody/something.
19. 'Grim' and 'necro' don't apply here; they just make you look silly. Now go back to singing your 20 minute epic about dragonslaying!
20. Power metal depends on power chords.
21. 16th notes are the only notes.
22. Unless you're singing, in which case you are not permitted to hold a note for any less than 2 bars.
23. Keyboards get solos, too.
24. If you can't be Michael Kiske, you can at least be Timo Tolkki.
25. Actually, don't be Timo Tolkki.
26. In case you didn't know, "symphonic" is synonymous with "epic." See rule #1.
27. Just because 300 bands before you have already done "epic," there's always room for more.
28. Songs come in two tempos: metal and ballad.
29. You are officially the only group of people who can refer to themselves as 'mighty' without being laughed at. Much.
30. Audiences need to be able to sing along. Make it catchy.
31. Sing in English, even though your fan-base will be comprised entirely of Brazilians, Germans, Japanese, Swedes, and Finns. See rule #30: if it's not catchy, it's harder to sing in a language that is not your first.
32. Play in as many bands as possible. More side projects and guest appearances means more epic!
33. Tight. Pants.
34. You don't have to detune your guitars.
35. Though you probably should drop them a half-step.
36. Unfortunately, you need at least two guitar players. How else are you going to have dueling guitar solos?
37. Keyboards may substitute for one guitar player, as long as they can solo.
38. Fortunately, you don't need a bass player! Or at least, you never have to use the same bassist twice.
39. Begin all songs with one big swelling chord on the keyboard.
40. Acoustic guitars are allowed. Sometimes.
41. It's not a tour, it's a crusade!
42. Layer your vocals, hundreds upon hundreds of times. Don't worry about them live.
43. Never use mundane words in your lyrics. Nothing is epic if you don't use words like "majesty," "glorious," "magical," and so on.
44. Wizards! You need wizards!
45. Although your costume does not require corpse paint, it will require a cape, lots of jewelry, and the aforementioned swords.
46. Unless you are Manowar, in which case you are too metal for clothing.
47. Come to think of it, don't be Manowar.
48. Wear armor if at all possible. Hammerfall can give you an idea of the variety of acceptable armors, ranging from leather to ring-mail.
49. Songs don't begin at full speed. Gradually work your way into an epic frenzy.
50. Hail true metal!
51. Acoustic guitars are for intros and bridges. Then crush them with steel.
52. Epic. Tight. Pants.
53. Higher vocals are epic vocals. Female lead singers are great for this.
54. So, male lead singes should sound like female singers. See rule #52.
55. True warriors can tell the difference between albums.
56. Concept albums are totally epic. Nobody will ever see it coming.
57. Liner notes must include pages of backstory, either of your epic saga of conquest over dragons and evil or of your epic battles with alcoholism while recording the album.
58. Drugs aren't metal.
59. Beer, however, can be served in all kinds of true metal ways.
60. "Flagons of ale." It's appropriate to your fantasy-riddled lyrics, and it almost looks like "dragons," so you score extra points.
61. Since you can't get away with grunts, growls, and other troll-like noises, you will have to sing.
62. Your accent will show as a consequence.
63. To compensate, sing about killing trolls. Preferably with the swords that you carry onstage.
64. More sequels = more epic. See rule #7.
65. Guest vocalists, guest guitarists, and any special appearances from outside your band will make your sound more epic, even if the track sounds just like all the other songs on the album with an extra solo.
666. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!!
67. Begin songs at half-tempo, and then, when listeners least expect it (i.e. at exactly the same time it happens in all your other songs) kick into full speed complete with double-bass and power chords.
68. Bass players: one note. Really fast.
69. But include one enormous crazy-ass bass fill before the chorus, even though the production will bury you so far in the mix that most people won't realize your band has a bass player.
70. Just because you don't play black metal doesn't mean you can't use Tolkein.
71. Whenever you short of ideas, pick up your Dungeons and Dragons books. You might as well be the first band to sing about owlbears.
72. Never leave Europe.
73. For purposes of rule #72, Japan may be counted as part of Europe.
74. Oh, and South America was colonized by Europeans, so it can count too.
75. Orchestras make a great addition to your album. Since you can't afford one, find a new patch on your keyboard.
76. If your live album does not have the crowd singing all the harmony parts for you, you aren't epic enough to justify a live album.
77. If you are European, use as many archaic English words in your lyrics as you can. Obfuscation is epic!
78. If you are South American, your lyrics should be closer to standard English, though nobody will ever read them.
79. If you are U.S. American, you probably aren't actually a power metal band. Sing about tanks, or something.
80. If you are Italian, write some lyrics in Latin. Your American fans won't be able to tell the difference between your Italian lyrics and your Latin ones, but Latin is epic.
81. Remember, shaving is epic, haircuts are not.
82. Entire albums must be recorded in the same key.
83. For that matter, entire careers may also be recorded in the same key.
84. Guitarists, remember: dun da-da dun da-da dun da-da…
85. Make your band logo very angular, but perfectly legible.
86. More than a logo, you need a mascot.
87. He need not be distinguishable from Eddie, but he does need to be on all your album covers.
88. At your first gig, if you feel a "rising force", do be sure not to get it all over your audience.
89. Record your best songs unplugged, and sell them as an EP.
90. Do not expect anyone to buy the EP.
91. Remember, power metal fans are not gay. They are just comfortable with their masculinity.
92. Sing along.
93. Don't get caught singing along.
94. Glitter is not epic.
95. Neither is body oil. See rule #47.
96. If you see a black metaller in the woods pretending to be a troll, see rule #9 and rule #63.
97. In your liner notes, thank everybody you toured with, even if they're Stratovarius.
98. Complain about Stratovarius constantly even though you've bought all their albums and listen to them more than anything else in your collection.
99. Power metal must be pure; do not mix it with other metal styles.
100. To repeat: be epic.
101. I ran out of funny things to say way back at rule #52, but any less than 101 rules would so not be epic.
2. Let no sound be lonely. If there's a guitar solo, harmonize it. If there's singing, make it a choir.
3. Keyboards offer a way to add thousands of different textures to a song. Find two of those that you like and use them on every song you write.
4. In a power metal world, everything steel is good, and anything good must be compared to steel.
5. You are not bound to sing about Satan, evil, and/or darkness.
6. You are bound to sing about dragons, freedom, and/or power metal.
7. Remember how no sound should be alone? Same goes for albums. Everything can have a sequel!
8. You are allowed to be blonde.
9. Swords enhance your credibility and your performance. Be sure to carry one regardless of whether or not you know anything about using one.
10. Pick a theme and stick to it. Manowar are warriors of true metal, and they don't get to sing about anything else. Rhapsody has their Algalord chronicles. Hammerfall has their steel, hammers, and templar. Running Wild has pirates. Blind Guardian has Tolkein. None of them are allowed to sing about anything else.
11. If you have to sing about something else, put together a side project to do it. Avantasia is the perfect model.
12. Ballads are permissible.
13. That doesn't mean your ballads can suck.
14. The longer a song is, the more epic it is. See rule #1.
15. More solos means more epic.
16. If at all possible, be Michael Kiske.
17. If this is not possible, pretend to be Michael Kiske.
18. Your album cover should include at least one of the following: fire, steel, weird glowing magical items, irregularly muscular men, fists thrust into the air, weaponry, magic creatures (preferably dragons), or bright beams of light around somebody/something.
19. 'Grim' and 'necro' don't apply here; they just make you look silly. Now go back to singing your 20 minute epic about dragonslaying!
20. Power metal depends on power chords.
21. 16th notes are the only notes.
22. Unless you're singing, in which case you are not permitted to hold a note for any less than 2 bars.
23. Keyboards get solos, too.
24. If you can't be Michael Kiske, you can at least be Timo Tolkki.
25. Actually, don't be Timo Tolkki.
26. In case you didn't know, "symphonic" is synonymous with "epic." See rule #1.
27. Just because 300 bands before you have already done "epic," there's always room for more.
28. Songs come in two tempos: metal and ballad.
29. You are officially the only group of people who can refer to themselves as 'mighty' without being laughed at. Much.
30. Audiences need to be able to sing along. Make it catchy.
31. Sing in English, even though your fan-base will be comprised entirely of Brazilians, Germans, Japanese, Swedes, and Finns. See rule #30: if it's not catchy, it's harder to sing in a language that is not your first.
32. Play in as many bands as possible. More side projects and guest appearances means more epic!
33. Tight. Pants.
34. You don't have to detune your guitars.
35. Though you probably should drop them a half-step.
36. Unfortunately, you need at least two guitar players. How else are you going to have dueling guitar solos?
37. Keyboards may substitute for one guitar player, as long as they can solo.
38. Fortunately, you don't need a bass player! Or at least, you never have to use the same bassist twice.
39. Begin all songs with one big swelling chord on the keyboard.
40. Acoustic guitars are allowed. Sometimes.
41. It's not a tour, it's a crusade!
42. Layer your vocals, hundreds upon hundreds of times. Don't worry about them live.
43. Never use mundane words in your lyrics. Nothing is epic if you don't use words like "majesty," "glorious," "magical," and so on.
44. Wizards! You need wizards!
45. Although your costume does not require corpse paint, it will require a cape, lots of jewelry, and the aforementioned swords.
46. Unless you are Manowar, in which case you are too metal for clothing.
47. Come to think of it, don't be Manowar.
48. Wear armor if at all possible. Hammerfall can give you an idea of the variety of acceptable armors, ranging from leather to ring-mail.
49. Songs don't begin at full speed. Gradually work your way into an epic frenzy.
50. Hail true metal!
51. Acoustic guitars are for intros and bridges. Then crush them with steel.
52. Epic. Tight. Pants.
53. Higher vocals are epic vocals. Female lead singers are great for this.
54. So, male lead singes should sound like female singers. See rule #52.
55. True warriors can tell the difference between albums.
56. Concept albums are totally epic. Nobody will ever see it coming.
57. Liner notes must include pages of backstory, either of your epic saga of conquest over dragons and evil or of your epic battles with alcoholism while recording the album.
58. Drugs aren't metal.
59. Beer, however, can be served in all kinds of true metal ways.
60. "Flagons of ale." It's appropriate to your fantasy-riddled lyrics, and it almost looks like "dragons," so you score extra points.
61. Since you can't get away with grunts, growls, and other troll-like noises, you will have to sing.
62. Your accent will show as a consequence.
63. To compensate, sing about killing trolls. Preferably with the swords that you carry onstage.
64. More sequels = more epic. See rule #7.
65. Guest vocalists, guest guitarists, and any special appearances from outside your band will make your sound more epic, even if the track sounds just like all the other songs on the album with an extra solo.
666. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!!
67. Begin songs at half-tempo, and then, when listeners least expect it (i.e. at exactly the same time it happens in all your other songs) kick into full speed complete with double-bass and power chords.
68. Bass players: one note. Really fast.
69. But include one enormous crazy-ass bass fill before the chorus, even though the production will bury you so far in the mix that most people won't realize your band has a bass player.
70. Just because you don't play black metal doesn't mean you can't use Tolkein.
71. Whenever you short of ideas, pick up your Dungeons and Dragons books. You might as well be the first band to sing about owlbears.
72. Never leave Europe.
73. For purposes of rule #72, Japan may be counted as part of Europe.
74. Oh, and South America was colonized by Europeans, so it can count too.
75. Orchestras make a great addition to your album. Since you can't afford one, find a new patch on your keyboard.
76. If your live album does not have the crowd singing all the harmony parts for you, you aren't epic enough to justify a live album.
77. If you are European, use as many archaic English words in your lyrics as you can. Obfuscation is epic!
78. If you are South American, your lyrics should be closer to standard English, though nobody will ever read them.
79. If you are U.S. American, you probably aren't actually a power metal band. Sing about tanks, or something.
80. If you are Italian, write some lyrics in Latin. Your American fans won't be able to tell the difference between your Italian lyrics and your Latin ones, but Latin is epic.
81. Remember, shaving is epic, haircuts are not.
82. Entire albums must be recorded in the same key.
83. For that matter, entire careers may also be recorded in the same key.
84. Guitarists, remember: dun da-da dun da-da dun da-da…
85. Make your band logo very angular, but perfectly legible.
86. More than a logo, you need a mascot.
87. He need not be distinguishable from Eddie, but he does need to be on all your album covers.
88. At your first gig, if you feel a "rising force", do be sure not to get it all over your audience.
89. Record your best songs unplugged, and sell them as an EP.
90. Do not expect anyone to buy the EP.
91. Remember, power metal fans are not gay. They are just comfortable with their masculinity.
92. Sing along.
93. Don't get caught singing along.
94. Glitter is not epic.
95. Neither is body oil. See rule #47.
96. If you see a black metaller in the woods pretending to be a troll, see rule #9 and rule #63.
97. In your liner notes, thank everybody you toured with, even if they're Stratovarius.
98. Complain about Stratovarius constantly even though you've bought all their albums and listen to them more than anything else in your collection.
99. Power metal must be pure; do not mix it with other metal styles.
100. To repeat: be epic.
101. I ran out of funny things to say way back at rule #52, but any less than 101 rules would so not be epic.
Today is my mates birthday!
General | Posted 13 years agoHe is 26 as of today! 
<< Go wish him a Happy birthday!
I love you Woof Woof! <3 <3 <3
<< Go wish him a Happy birthday! I love you Woof Woof! <3 <3 <3
Ugha music...
General | Posted 13 years agoSo..... anyone have any Ideas on where I can Find ANY power metal Musicians? At this Point I don't give a fuck WHERE they fucking Live!!! I just wanna record and play music damn it! D:
ALL INSTRUMENTS, Guitar, bass, singer, keyboards, drummer,.... Can Some one point me in the right direction? Please?
Thanks
ALL INSTRUMENTS, Guitar, bass, singer, keyboards, drummer,.... Can Some one point me in the right direction? Please?
Thanks
I know art that makes everyone on this site look like shit
General | Posted 13 years agoSo......
General | Posted 13 years agoDoes anyone own the Program called "Electri6ity"? I Need something like that for future stuff. and things for now too. for recording. If you have like a key code or Serial Number for it. please tell me! D:
Band? PLEASE? Like metal!!! NOA! D:
General | Posted 13 years agoSoooooooooo fuck bands in person. because they all fucking suck ass here.... Ummmm How about io just get one formed on here... THEN have them come here and meet practice for 2 months, THEN tour.
SOOOOO... if THATS the case...
Heres the REAL band xD
Laeding vocals- Jacob Green (till i can find a good singer that can sing how i want)
Lead Guitar 1- Jacob Green
Lead guitar 2- Xavier Scatterclaw (secret >:3)
Bass- NEEDED
Drummer/ backing vocals- Loren Schmidgall (my mate)
Keyboards- NEEDED
Please? I need this project done! We will tour and it will be fun! D:
SOOOOO... if THATS the case...
Heres the REAL band xD
Laeding vocals- Jacob Green (till i can find a good singer that can sing how i want)
Lead Guitar 1- Jacob Green
Lead guitar 2- Xavier Scatterclaw (secret >:3)
Bass- NEEDED
Drummer/ backing vocals- Loren Schmidgall (my mate)
Keyboards- NEEDED
Please? I need this project done! We will tour and it will be fun! D:
I think... I May Just Leave FA...
General | Posted 13 years agoTo many Fucking Morons on this site. I'm about to fucking Kill someone on here. People are fucking stupid nor can they take a joke. They take it to an extreme that gets me in trouble because of how brainless they are and take it personally. Its actually sad how stupid people are. It just PROVES my point on why I do that! to get rid of the pest. to see who are the smart ones, to see who's WORTH My time. Yeah I'm an asshole, but i do for a reason. Don't like it? There's the door. Don't let hit you on the ass on the way out. Syanara. Less headache for me. I don't give a rats ass if it hurts your feeling that i say this stuff and do it what i do. I DON'T. I'm not do this for you! I do it for me. I have a dark sense of Humor, like all things evil and dark, and do give a flying FUCK. I'm sorry but that's me, its who I am and WILL be, deal with it. OH, and go On report me. I NEVER hurt any one's feeling first. or Harass them first. So go, go for it. I've haven't broke Tos... Nor am I going to. People GET A FUCKING LIFE.
Now that THAT is out of my head, My band is get ting together Friday for first rehearsal. Here's our play list:
1) Heroes of our time
2) Starfire
3) Fury of the Dragon (original)
4) Lightening Strikes (original)
5) Bark at the Moon (original)
So You Know whats up. So other than that shit what up people? Who's my TRUE friends?
Now that THAT is out of my head, My band is get ting together Friday for first rehearsal. Here's our play list:
1) Heroes of our time
2) Starfire
3) Fury of the Dragon (original)
4) Lightening Strikes (original)
5) Bark at the Moon (original)
So You Know whats up. So other than that shit what up people? Who's my TRUE friends?
YEY!! ALMOST A FULL BAND IN MN!!!
General | Posted 13 years agoLead Guitar- Me!
Singer- Ramsey Ceballos
Drummer- Zac
Bass player- Ramsey Ceballos
This is in the same city.
Singer- Ramsey Ceballos
Drummer- Zac
Bass player- Ramsey Ceballos
This is in the same city.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
General | Posted 13 years agoWow to furries!!!! *claps* You guys will do ANYTHING for Drama wont you! That was a test... and Most of you failed!!!!! *roflmfao*
You people... are just WOW.... If by now you people haven't figured out that i do that on purpose JUST to see what you can cause for drama..... that's sad... I do it alot just make you mad and make me LOL... Yes... I'm evil deal with it.
You people... are just WOW.... If by now you people haven't figured out that i do that on purpose JUST to see what you can cause for drama..... that's sad... I do it alot just make you mad and make me LOL... Yes... I'm evil deal with it.
Please Choose your favs!!! (for my comic!) I NEED 30 voters!
General | Posted 13 years agoPlease? It will be marked in my comic book! So each of you get to choose 12!!!
I need at least 30 voters!!!
1) Jacob Green >>
2) Jason Green >>
3) Malluis Green >>
4) Keon Green >>
5) Victor Grasselino >>
6) Arron Grag >>
7) Chase Grag >>
8) Larry >>
9) Aaron Blittz
10) Darius Grey
11) Demonte
12) Drayon
13) Endrag
14) Yerabin Yena
15) Loren Schmidgall
16) Vincent Wolff
17) Zayen
18) Crow
19) Kara Grag
20) Jessica green
21) Jason Rodrequez (Jacob greens father)
22) Robbie Rabbit
23) Chris Wags
24) Calig Jayed
25) Alex Shelton
26) Janette Jaxx
27) Andrew Garrett
28) Devon Rox
29) Drake
30) Nick
31) Vence
DO NOT VOTE YET!!!!!!!! I WILL POST AGAIN TELLING YOU IT IS OKAY!!!!! Just say "I" and ill let you know!!!
I need at least 30 voters!!!
1) Jacob Green >>
2) Jason Green >>
3) Malluis Green >>
4) Keon Green >>
5) Victor Grasselino >>
6) Arron Grag >>
7) Chase Grag >>
8) Larry >>
9) Aaron Blittz
10) Darius Grey
11) Demonte
12) Drayon
13) Endrag
14) Yerabin Yena
15) Loren Schmidgall
16) Vincent Wolff
17) Zayen
18) Crow
19) Kara Grag
20) Jessica green
21) Jason Rodrequez (Jacob greens father)
22) Robbie Rabbit
23) Chris Wags
24) Calig Jayed
25) Alex Shelton
26) Janette Jaxx
27) Andrew Garrett
28) Devon Rox
29) Drake
30) Nick
31) Vence
DO NOT VOTE YET!!!!!!!! I WILL POST AGAIN TELLING YOU IT IS OKAY!!!!! Just say "I" and ill let you know!!!
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!! and 1. xD
General | Posted 13 years agoSOOOO... due to 3 people getting this all at the same time exactly... you 3 get it!
1)
whitestripedtiger
2)
daisy_graves
3)
tore-v2
Congrats. I'll be starting them x3.
1)
whitestripedtiger2)
daisy_graves3)
tore-v2Congrats. I'll be starting them x3.
FREE ART!!!
General | Posted 13 years agoThe first to Claim a pic of my profile of OVER 9000!!! D:
Infact need to 9001. or the first to get over 9 to me first! gets a free sketch! :3
YES ALL COMMISSIONS ARE DONE!!! Just need to get my hands on a scanner.
Infact need to 9001. or the first to get over 9 to me first! gets a free sketch! :3
YES ALL COMMISSIONS ARE DONE!!! Just need to get my hands on a scanner.
WOW!!! Just what i FUCKING need!!!!
General | Posted 13 years agoFUCK YEAH... On top of have issues with living situations, fighting with my mate, job issue, BANK issues, MONEY issues..... I have no had my Identity stolen! FUCK YEAH! Life is FUCKING amazing right? HEY why don't i go homeless too! Or My laptop stops working! Or I can Just shoot my self while this gun is right fucking here!! Do any of you know.... what its like to have you life taken.... and cant do anything about it..? HUH?! Do you know WHAT its like to KNOW Someone else is you right fucking now? No? Didn't think so. So I OFFICIALLY HATE HUMANS... I want them all to drop fucking dead! FUCK THEM ALL!!!! FUCK LIFE! FUCK EVERY THING!!!! I MAY JUST SHOOT MY FUCKING SELF!!!! No one care... or would miss me! HAHAHAHA! I'M GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT!!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!! FUCK THIS AND THAT AND WHATEVER COME MY FUCKING WAY.... FUCK....
who would be hotter as a chick... goku or vegeta
General | Posted 13 years agoFriend asked me that.. I donno How about you? D;
Windows 7 Laptops and PCS are no longer on market!!!
General | Posted 13 years agoAnd now Only WINDOWS 8 is sold!!!! WhatEVER will I Jacob Green do to my Windows 7 LAPTOP? :o
Keep it... Durrr... People I am ALMOST willing to bet money on the fact that windows 8 will not last long.. It has so many issues. I give it 2 years till they sell Windows 7 stuff again LOL
Keep it... Durrr... People I am ALMOST willing to bet money on the fact that windows 8 will not last long.. It has so many issues. I give it 2 years till they sell Windows 7 stuff again LOL
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General | Posted 13 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D4PuU0dyuU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=wQ2nCgl9j2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DvtFxWDV2k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAWzLGe7omA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McAMeX9cZIM
Proof that dragonforce rocks live :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=wQ2nCgl9j2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DvtFxWDV2k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAWzLGe7omA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McAMeX9cZIM
Proof that dragonforce rocks live :3
Im about to fucking loose it,,,,
General | Posted 13 years agoI fucking hate people... Im ABOUT TO FUCKING GO ON murdering spree! I..... Will NOT TOLERATE IGNORANCE..... Fucking assholes....
Wanna Help me with my power metal band project?
General | Posted 13 years agoDrummer: Have recording Equipment or know how to do realistic drumming machine. IF you play the drums Know what you ding. MUST like POWER METAL!!! You MUST know double bass!
Lead Guitar 1: Jacob Green
Lead Guitar 2: You must be able to solo, trem pick, harmonic, sweep pick and play rhythm. MUST like power metal!
Lead Vocals: Male or female! IF YOU ARE MALE YOU MUST BE A TENOR!! BE A POWER METAL LOVER!!! (I may do it)
Bass: Andrew Wilson. GET PRO GEAR FOR IT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY!!
Keyboards: Recording Experience. Pro gear for studio AND LIVE!!! Be a Power METAL liker!!!
So You all get the picture, right? Well I plan to tour at some point. I have 5 songs out of 10 written. HAVE PRO GEAR!!! Be good at what you do. Sync well! You know you wanna join me! If you are Interested to Audition Add me on SKYPE at jacob-green1! Thanks!
Lead Guitar 1: Jacob Green
Lead Guitar 2: You must be able to solo, trem pick, harmonic, sweep pick and play rhythm. MUST like power metal!
Lead Vocals: Male or female! IF YOU ARE MALE YOU MUST BE A TENOR!! BE A POWER METAL LOVER!!! (I may do it)
Bass: Andrew Wilson. GET PRO GEAR FOR IT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY!!
Keyboards: Recording Experience. Pro gear for studio AND LIVE!!! Be a Power METAL liker!!!
So You all get the picture, right? Well I plan to tour at some point. I have 5 songs out of 10 written. HAVE PRO GEAR!!! Be good at what you do. Sync well! You know you wanna join me! If you are Interested to Audition Add me on SKYPE at jacob-green1! Thanks!
A meme from DA.
General | Posted 13 years ago1. Are you highly attracted to anyone right now?
heck yeah! My BF. <3
2. If someone looked ON your bed, what would they find?
phone, porn, art, my guitar
3. Last person to take off your pants?
Loren.... this morning. ;3
4. Have you ever sneaked someone over to your house?
Yes :3
5. How do you feel about your hair right now?
Pretty, surprisingly.
6. Do you hate it when people try to play with your hair?
No I like it actually.
7. Could you go a day without eating?
I can. but i wont.
8. Did you speak to your father today?
no.... Hes dead..
9. If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?
Yeah
10. Would you be able to name everyone you kissed this year?
No... LOL
11. Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?
smoking weed lol
12. How many drugs are in your system?
Weed, Ecstasy, and beer.... That's all.
13. Do you fall for people easily?
yeah :/
14. When is the next time you will kiss someone of the opposite sex?
I donno
15. Do you have to sleep with a television on?
no, but i have before.
16. Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
yeah. this morning. My BF.
17. Think back to June... Who did you like?
your brother! ;3
18. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
yes
19. What were you doing before you sat down at the computer?
coke... *snorts* a-cola. xD
20. Are you a very opinionated person? Or do you keep mum about things?
i'm very opinionated. that dress... MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FAT AND STUPID DUMB CUM DUMPSTER! YOU DIARRHEA SLUT! Lol just kidding xD
21. So I have to know, what are your thoughts on 2012?
IT WAS ALL A FUCKIN' LIE!!!!
22. Have you had a very good day? Or was it bad? Why or why not?
Shitty as fuck.
23. Is your favorite color stereotypical for your gender?
Well i love green. I hate yellow and blue.
24. If you had to choose someone to sleep next to every night, and wake up to, who would it be?
My BF Kveldr. (Loren) (I am now actually.)
25. Do you look decent when you wake up?
HAHAHAHA..... Noooooooooooooo
26. Are you happy?
Not usually no.
27. Will tomorrow be better than today?
Probably not.
28. Were you happy when you woke up today?
no.
29. What mood are you in right now?
Shity
30. When was the last time you held hands with someone?
today
31. Do you like someone right now?
yesh
32. Will you regret your next kiss?
nope
33. Who was the last person you gave the finger to?
My ex. He also got a fist to da face. :3
34. Have you ever liked someone older then you?
Im dating one LOL
35. Do you like your name?
Ehhh.... its okay i guess.
36. Have you ever talked to a cop drunk?
Yes. cops are so dumb.
37. Do you miss someone right now?
yeah... i do...
38. How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
They wouldnt really care honestly
39. Was this the best summer of your life?
Hahahahaha your fucking HILARIOUS!!!!
40. The past two nights, where did you sleep?
in my Mates bed
41. Who's the person that hurt you most in life recently?
MY ex
42. Do you still talk to them?
YEAH.... When the world en...... No not even then I wouldn't.
43. Hungry?
Always.
44. Do you keep a journal?
Yeah mainly cuz im to lazy to delete it. LOL
heck yeah! My BF. <3
2. If someone looked ON your bed, what would they find?
phone, porn, art, my guitar
3. Last person to take off your pants?
Loren.... this morning. ;3
4. Have you ever sneaked someone over to your house?
Yes :3
5. How do you feel about your hair right now?
Pretty, surprisingly.
6. Do you hate it when people try to play with your hair?
No I like it actually.
7. Could you go a day without eating?
I can. but i wont.
8. Did you speak to your father today?
no.... Hes dead..
9. If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?
Yeah
10. Would you be able to name everyone you kissed this year?
No... LOL
11. Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?
smoking weed lol
12. How many drugs are in your system?
Weed, Ecstasy, and beer.... That's all.
13. Do you fall for people easily?
yeah :/
14. When is the next time you will kiss someone of the opposite sex?
I donno
15. Do you have to sleep with a television on?
no, but i have before.
16. Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
yeah. this morning. My BF.
17. Think back to June... Who did you like?
your brother! ;3
18. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
yes
19. What were you doing before you sat down at the computer?
coke... *snorts* a-cola. xD
20. Are you a very opinionated person? Or do you keep mum about things?
i'm very opinionated. that dress... MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FAT AND STUPID DUMB CUM DUMPSTER! YOU DIARRHEA SLUT! Lol just kidding xD
21. So I have to know, what are your thoughts on 2012?
IT WAS ALL A FUCKIN' LIE!!!!
22. Have you had a very good day? Or was it bad? Why or why not?
Shitty as fuck.
23. Is your favorite color stereotypical for your gender?
Well i love green. I hate yellow and blue.
24. If you had to choose someone to sleep next to every night, and wake up to, who would it be?
My BF Kveldr. (Loren) (I am now actually.)
25. Do you look decent when you wake up?
HAHAHAHA..... Noooooooooooooo
26. Are you happy?
Not usually no.
27. Will tomorrow be better than today?
Probably not.
28. Were you happy when you woke up today?
no.
29. What mood are you in right now?
Shity
30. When was the last time you held hands with someone?
today
31. Do you like someone right now?
yesh
32. Will you regret your next kiss?
nope
33. Who was the last person you gave the finger to?
My ex. He also got a fist to da face. :3
34. Have you ever liked someone older then you?
Im dating one LOL
35. Do you like your name?
Ehhh.... its okay i guess.
36. Have you ever talked to a cop drunk?
Yes. cops are so dumb.
37. Do you miss someone right now?
yeah... i do...
38. How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?
They wouldnt really care honestly
39. Was this the best summer of your life?
Hahahahaha your fucking HILARIOUS!!!!
40. The past two nights, where did you sleep?
in my Mates bed
41. Who's the person that hurt you most in life recently?
MY ex
42. Do you still talk to them?
YEAH.... When the world en...... No not even then I wouldn't.
43. Hungry?
Always.
44. Do you keep a journal?
Yeah mainly cuz im to lazy to delete it. LOL
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
General | Posted 13 years agoMy Boy Friends Brother is figuring out that i live in the house as of now!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. This is not good!!!! I need that apartment more than ever now!!! FUCKING A' WHY MUST I WAIT 3 WEEKS!!!!!! AND THAT JOB IS REALLY NEEDED RIGHT NOW!!!! UUUUUUUUGHA!!!!! I have to wait a week before i start... But i have it. GAH! i hate life so much!
MEOW!
General | Posted 13 years agoWhats up? I'm doing quite well if you ask me! Okay So as far as Commissions go. i need a new scaner to post them but they are done. EXCEPT for the orgy cuz it need 2 more people. I have new stuff to. Furr-Infinity is actually done! Well... Volume 1 anyway. Vol. 2 will be started this week. :P
