I. Fucking. Hurt.

Oh my god. Going from out of shape army housewife to working 9 straight hours on your feet does not happen easily over night D:

I'm the most badass sales associate on the floor. I fixed a cash register, re-stabilized an RC helicopter, and beat a grouchy old vacuum cleaner into submission. And I was hired to sell therapeutic pillows and fluffy slippers.


And I get tomorrow off.

I made my daily cup of tea today, and like always, it was far too bloody hot to even consider drinking right away, so I sat it down for about 10 minutes let it cool down a bit.

And then when I picked it back up, it was full of this mysterious thick fuzzy stuff. I've never seen mysterious thick fuzzy stuff in my tea before, and I'm really puzzled as to how it got in there this time. O_o

I washed out my mug, and now I'm gonna try it again.

Seriously. Ew.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....odborka_91.jpg

Yay! Now instead of being an out of shape, lazy army housewife, I'm an out of shape, lazy member of the work force!

This makes me extremely happy.

Some of these only have one day left, so I'm plugging them again. Three original pieces, and one ladder commission.

http://www.furbuy.com/seller/Jadwin.html

Can I charge Baltic Avenue to my credit card?

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article.....228653,00.html

I wuz bored.

NINTENDO:
[X] You respect Mario. Mario's my homeboy.
[X] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[X] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys. Sonic's way past his prime, but I don't hate him. I just think he should be put out of his misery.
[] You love cartridges over CDs. While they have a smaller chance of getting damaged, you get really sick of blowing into those fuckers after 15 years.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit. Never played it
Score - 3

SEGA:
[x] You respect Sonic. Sonic was awesome back in the days of the sprite. We need more sprite games.
[X] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score - 2

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[] You love HALO. FPS games make me motion sick D:
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[] You know who Blinx is.
[X] You are proud of your Gamerscore. haha Mine's damn low, if even existent at all, but I don't care XD
[X] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360. I gave up on Play Station after the first one, when ours died after two months!
[x] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable. I have to admit, the HDD is a nice thing.
[x] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score - 4

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out. haha! Good luck with that! The only thing the Playstation hype ever did for us was made it that much easier to get the Wii the day after Christmas!
[] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War. Haven't played either.
Score - 0 Suck on that, Sony!

RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman. We kept scoreboards on our bedroom wall XD
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game. That and fucking Ghostbusters almost ruined my childhood gaming expirience
[x] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score - 7

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop. A lot of these games make me sick, remember D:
[x] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007. Yeah, Goldeneye rocked my world for a few years
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM. It was no more responsible than the spoon is for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.
[] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[x] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[x] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail. Ray Liotta is a freaking god
Score - 4

RPG GAMER:
[] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game. Does it count if I got so upset that I cried when I couldn't align the fucking discs on Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis?
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself. At one point, probably
[x] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven. There's some awesome video game music out there.
[X] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al. No
Score - 4

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You do a Hadoken.
[X] You know at least one Fatality. Scorpion's was the best.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks. I couldn't learn a combo if my life depended on it
[x] You have calluses on your thumbs. I used to bad as a kid, but I haven't been to an arcade in YEARS
[] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game. No. But my cousin once knocked his ass through the wall trying to do something from a game XD
[] You know kung fu.
[] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score - 3

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Any Japanese I might need to know certainly has nothing to do with video games.
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[x] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide. Whose idea was that? Seriously.
[] Money is no object to you.
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer. What?
[x] You praise emulator hackers. Yeah, they get the good stuff to the audiences that wouldn't otherwise get it.
Score - 2

Total: 29

 korth drew it.

I've been playing around over there for a little bit, and I actually kind of like how it's all set up and stuff.

http://jadwin.yiffit.com/

I'm not totally moving over there, but there will be some exclusive stuff and prints on that account.

Long story short, The lady in charge of hiring at the shop decided that she didn't want to hire me back for whatever reason. I've been scrambling to find a new job, and Jihad doesn't start his for another few days. Which means we're broke. I'm going out in a little bit to go turn in a fuckton of applications up at the mall.

So.... I'm opening up for digital ink commissions for slightly cheaper than normal (I'm not doing colour or traditional right now for a few reasons). I'll do the first five to comment for now. I might do five more after I finish this batch.

Any rating, almost any subject (normal limitations... which aren't much).

Just comment. Now.

gogogo!

Since my FurBid account is locked for some reason:

http://www.furbuy.com/auctions/1002449.html

http://www.furbuy.com/auctions/1002450.html

http://www.furbuy.com/auctions/1002451.html

Before you press "Go" in your next journal, make sure you've followed these simple steps, unless you want some serious butthurt:

1. Don't threaten your watchers that if things don't start going exactly your way, you'll leave. People will only try to expedite your departure by making things go exactly opposite from how you'd like them to be.

2. Don't bitch about the quality/quantity of the comments received. Especially if you're new.

2a. Don't tell your watchers to unwatch you if they're not going to comment, and don't tell your watchers to not fave if they're not going to comment. The fave and run is there for when you simply don't have a way to express what you like about a piece.

2b. Don't bitch about never getting good concrit if you're just going to flame anyone who tries to help. It makes you look like an ass.

3. Don't go around claiming that everyone hates you and that all you want is acceptance when you're not prepared to even listen to the other side of the argument. The best way to gain acceptance is to accept those who are different.

3a. Don't go around claiming "fursecution" for ANY reason. Not everyone likes your fetish. And even if the trolls happen to share your fetish, they'll still make sure that you know it's wrong.

4. Don't accuse every person with characters of the same species as yours of character theft. You just look like a pompous ass.

4a. Don't change the hair colour of someone's character and call it your own, either. That really is theft.

5. Don't get upset when you see your name/art posted in one or more of the following: wtf_fa, ED, POE, SA, or any other snark site. If you can't take it, get out of the fandom now.

6. Don't expect everyone on the internet to stroke your ego for any reason. The majority of the people on the internet don't give a damn about you either way until you go making a scene.

7. Do expect that anything you say or post will be mocked, laughed at, imitated, snarked, or reused a dozen more times.


Feel free to spread this like a virus in your own journal.

For those who have been following my MythBusters piece here, I've got other things that I poke at occasionally with sharp sticks.

http://phobophiliac.livejournal.com/ <-- for you LJ'ers out there. I post most of what I do here, along with some other random bullshit.

http://tv.adultfanfiction.net/autho.....?no=1296817302 <-- my account on AFF. There's a link there that also leads to my non-slash fictions.



I probably won't post much else in the way of fiction here once I finish with my MB piece. If I ever get around to the sequel that I'm planning, you'll have to see the above links.

Seriously, guys. I'm really an animal. Not just in spirit, but for realz. When I look in the mirror, I see a big monkey. Yep. All you humans are just oppressing me, trying to make sure I don't accept the fact that I am biologically an animal. You can't convince me otherwise! D:





(I have nothing against Therians as a whole. But goodness gracious, stop acting like you're being oppressed for no damn reason. The only thing I'm really against is raping your dog, who cannot possibly give consent.)

I'm pretty boring. lol

---

This is fun to do!
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have

Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."

The good news: We're in our new apartment. Which has three bedrooms. Officially, we're on the lease as having two bedrooms.

The bad news: We can't seem to make any calls. To anyone. Which means we have no stuff. I'm using the neighbour's unsecured net connection to take care of stuff, because we don't have internet of our own yet. <_<

No stuff means no clothes. No clothes means we don't have anything to wear for job interviews. No jobs means no money to get internet. We really need our stuff. D:

Hopefully, I can at least get the phones to work today to be able to get the gas turned on and switch the electricity over to our name.

Stole this from everybody.


1. What is your character's name?
Adam

2. What is your character's name in another language?
According to the announcer dude on X-Play, it means "dirt" in Hebrew. *shrug*

3. How old is he/she?
30s

4. What is your character's race/species?
Meerkat

5. Do they have a crush?
If he likes someone, he'd probably let them know, rather than crushing on them.

6. Do they have many friends?
He knows a lot of people, but doesn't have many close friends

7. What planet is your character from?
Earth

8. Does your character like to eat?
Uhm. Duh. Who doesn't?

9. What's his/sher favorite food?
Junk food.

10. What's his/sher favorite drink?
Whatever he can steal from the shop fridge.

11. Is your character annoying?
He can be

13. Is your character loved?
When he's not being annoying

14. Is your character hated?
Probably

15. Is he/she emo/goth?
No

16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Probably bi.

17. Is he/she a virgin?
Heavens no

18. Name 3 hobbies
Blowing stuff up, building things, destroying said things

19. Is your character normal?
I guess by furry standards...

20. Is your character attractive?
He seems to garner plenty of attention in his solo pics, so sure.

21. How does your character handle emotions?
Adam can be an emotional roller coaster.

22. Does your character have other forms?
No

23. Does your character overreact?
Probably

24. Is your character a criminal?
I'm sure he's broken a few laws here or there.... lol

25. Does your character go to school?
No presently

26. What's his/sher IQ?
He's fairly intelligent, but tends to not be very smart.

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
No

28. Is your character dead?
Uhm... no. wtf?

29. Does your character have a family?
I'm sure he does.

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Probably

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
I'unno. When he's blowing something up?

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
I'unno.

33. Is your character single?
I haven't decided if he's actually "dating" Jamie, or if they're just fuck buddies.

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Probably

35. Does she/she have an element?
Uhhh.... what?

36. Do you role-play your character?
No

37. Do you write about your character?
Never in his furry form. I'm considering it, though.

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
He can

39. Does your character get depressed?
I'd imagine he's capable of it.

40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Uhhh... I dunno

41. Does your character have any fears?
Creepy crawlies. Anything with more than four legs, and he goes berserk.

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Pizza and cookies

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Probably.

44. Does your character like music?
Yeah

45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
Rock

46. Is he/she impatient?
He can be.

47. What's something funny about your character?
He's slowly changed in appearance since day one, to the point that the way I draw him today looks nothing like his original design.

48. Name 5 nicknames
He doesn't really have any. In my fics, there's one special person that's allowed to call him AJ, though.

49. Does your character curse?
Yes

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
Why are you talking about me?

Not that, ya know, I want to or anything. More like it's leaving me. Dirty spiteful bitch. I'm not totally sure when I'll be getting it back. Could be next week, or it could be as late as October. It just depends on money and how quickly Cox can get us hooked up.

To those that I owe arts: I'll be working on it off and on over the next little while, but I won't be able to post anything for possibly a few weeks.


That said, I'm exhausted, my back is killing me, and I'm still not done cleaning this fucking house D:

Well, the movers came today. I was up at 6.0a this morning getting the last little bit done before they were able to come and take my stuff away. It seems totally ass fucking backwards to have to clean the house before you pack your stuff. I totally would have rather done it myself, I think.

I so did not enjoy having the movers in here. I can usually handle having one person I don't know, but five is bloody ridiculous. I totally panicked with them here. I wanted to go hide, but they were everywhere! Gah D:


They're gone, now. I'm on my ghetto hammock, typing this on the laptop, and watching MythBusters on my European television set.

Bastards packed my remote. It took forever to find the Discovery channel lol

I had most of the games/devices he hates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYDuy7wM8Gk


http://www.cinemassacre.com/Movies/.....rd_videos.html

Last night, we got an email saying that our apartment, which we were scheduled to move into on the 1st, wouldn't be available until the 20th. That's a huge problem, since we have to be off post no later than the 1st. Of course, we freaked out. "Holy shit, we're gonna be homeless!" all that stuff.

This morning, I called the manager of said apartments, and pretty much told him that either we move in with them on the 1st, or we're homeless, and will need to take our money elsewhere.

An hour and a half later, he set us up with another building on the other end of town (admittedly, it's the area I originally wanted to move to). The "new" place, which is actually a few years old, is in a highly-developed area, only about 20 square feet smaller than the other place, top level, has a fireplace, about $300 a month cheaper, and at least one month free rent (hopefully two).

It's also closer to the strip, right on a main road, and right off the freeway.

We're still pretty pissed, especially since we know the other area pretty well, and I've only been that far down Flamingo once, but at least we're not homeless.

I'm in kind of a squirrelly mood, so let's have a contest. Assume that all of the following links are not work safe.


I want to see your take on the MythFurries. Any rating is acceptable, but your submission should follow the theme "Bustin' Myths," the meaning of which I will leave open to interpretation. Feel free to upload your submissions to your gallery, but also be sure to link or upload them in this thread. If you don't, odds are I may forget the location and won't be able to put it up in the final vote.

There is no limit to the amount of people that can participate, but you must have your submission in my October 15th. Voting will commence on the 16th, and winners will be announced on Halloween.

Now, let's get to the goodies

There will be three winners, determined by vote, and a fourth of my personal choice. Three character maximum for all prizes.

o Third place will receive a sketch, either digital or traditional.
o Second place will receive an inked drawing, either digital or traditional (one or two extra colours are possible, as per the example).
o First place will receive a full colour drawing, either digital or traditional (digital example will be up soon).
o My personal pick will get their choice of either a flat colour digital piece, or a shaded traditional piece.

Those who opt for traditional prizes will have the originals sent to them via mail. Digital prizes will be sent in both a size fit for gallery upload, and a hi-res version.

If you opt for traditional, I have a variety of different media at my disposal, so if you don't want pencils, just let me know. :)

Good luck, and happy drawing! =D

Well. Do ya?

FA keeps loading icons from that litter personal folder of mine, and inserting them over my current icon. There's one page where I seriously have four different icons. O_o


Are the coders playing with something new, or is FA just having a seizure?