Made this on a whim

Blue Curaçao, Grenadine, Coconut Rum, Cream - shake - serve over ice

12oz Chili Sauce
31oz Salsa
2lbs beef
(Optional) 2 chipotle peppers in adobo sauce
(Optional) 12-24oz drained beans

Reserving 8oz of salsa and the peppers, throw everything in a slow cooker.

With a hand blender, blend the 8oz of salsa and peppers until smooth then add to slow cooker.

Cook on high for 3 hours then low and uncovered for 2.5 more - or high on 5 if you are working.

I finally got most (99.9999%) of my commissions and uploads done - There might be one or two that I might be forgetting.

My computer was on the fritz but now I am back up and running.

My next drink recipe project is the Long Island Iced Tea - I've had some that were premade and I want to make one where it is nice and fresh.

To get a great sneaky drink, the magic numbers for it are 3:1 (3-to-1).

3 parts soft drink
1 part alcohol

That is how I got my 10 drinks to be so sneaky.

It doesn't work with EVERY mixed drink - Piña Coladas are basically 50/50 mic of coconut rum and pineapple juice (with a splash of cream)

Diet © 2016 JagDogger

Eating:
Number of meals per day: 4-6
Time between each meal: 2-4 hours

Carbs:
Day 1 - Medium-Low Net Carbs (between 20% & 35%)
Day 2 - Low-No Net Carbs (between 10% and 15%)
Day 3 - Low-No Net Carbs
Day 4 - High-Medium Net Carbs (between 45% & 60%)

Net Carbs = Total Carbohydrates - Fiber - Sugar Alcohols


Workouts:
Day 1 - Strength Training aka Weight Lifting
Day 2 - Cardio/Endurance aka Running/Walking/Biking
Day 3 - Strength Training or Patience aka DDPYoga or Yoga
Day 4 - No workout

FASTER (Less you have, faster you become; more, the slower)
Fast food
Alcohol
Sweets
Tobacco
Entertainment
Recreation

Low-Carb Snacks:
•Nuts
•Cheese
•Milk
•Yogurt
•Vegetables
•Berries
•Beef
•Chicken
•Pork
•Fish
•Eggs
•Fruits

High-Carb:
•Potatoes
•Grains (Corn & Breads)
•Chocolate
•Anything with high added sugar

More to be added.

Hey everyone,

I am in the process of developing a Doom 2 DM map pack called Ultimate DeathMatch.

I am taking 31 different maps from 11 different wads that were made poorly. I mean poorly as in either a WAY overabundance of weapons that I had to take about 90% of the weapons out, the one who made the maps didn't know how deathmatch worked, and/or the textures were SO off and didn't work together that even a blind man would be offended on how horrible the textures looked (no offense to blind people).

A great example of this (which I did not include thankfully) is MAP02 from berenice.wad - The only thing that that map is, is a circular island that has only 2 sectors with 16 shotguns, 4 boxes of shells, 8 cell packs, and 1 BFG9000.


One map I am including is berenice - MAP23 - by itself, it hurts the eyes and in multiplayer, there is nothing but BFGs making it unfair and stupid but after I got done with it, it is more subtle and more fair

Here is what the map looks like before: https://www.dropbox.com/s/w7tpyfgcr.....nice-map23.png
Here is what the map looks like after: https://www.dropbox.com/s/731ga7kgk.....p4_Preview.png


I am already 111 hours into working on this map pack and I have about 23 levels to put the items in place with 15 of them to retexture.


Please stay tuned for more.

Hey Everyone,

I was looking through my external Hard Drive and found a biscuit recipe that I had but didn't make and the file was made almost 7 years ago (Exact: ‎Thursday, ‎May ‎07, ‎2009, ‏‎9:22:48 PM). So, here I am bringing you a biscuit recipe that is 7 years old:


Ingredients:

* 2 cups all-purpose flour
* 1 tablespoon baking powder
* 3/4 teaspoon salt
* 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
* 5 tablespoons chilled vegetable shortening
* 1 cup buttermilk

Preparation:
Preheat oven to 425F. In a large bowl, sift together flour, baking powder, salt, and baking soda. Cut shortening into the flour mixture with a pastry blender until the mixture forms coarse crumbs.

Add buttermilk, tossing with a fork, until dough holds together.

Turn dough onto a floured surface and form into a disk. Knead lightly just a few times until smooth.

Pat dough to a 3/4-inch thickness. Using a biscuit cutter or glass dipped in flour, cut out biscuits. Place biscuits about 2 inches apart on an ungreased baking sheet. Gather the trimmings and repeat forming and cutting.

Bake about 12 to 15 minutes, until golden brown.
Makes 12.

As 2016 opens up, I made this drink last year and would like to celebrate 2016 with this drink. I call it the Sister Abigail, after Bray Wyatt's finisher, Sister Abigail. I figured that I was all out of pineapple juice and substituted it with orange juice. And also, since the only bottle that was close at hand was peach rum, I decided to mix the two together and then use vanilla coffee creamer instead of the regular heavy cream. The result came out to be something unknown.

This recipe is a result of the mixers feelings. Some combinations may seem messed up and taste just as bad, while others may seem weird, but taste fantastic.

Sister Abigail
1 part flavored rum
1 part citrus or acidic fruit juice
Splash of flavored or unflavored heavy cream or coffee creamer

In a glass of your choice, either stir or shake the ingredients with ice and serve over ice.

As 2015 comes to a close, I would like to celebrate with a drink recipe of how I would consider a TRUE Piña Colada. Yes, I know that traditionally, it is frozen, but a good portion of people and furs, myself included, do not like frozen drinks because of the most infamous thing that comes to follow with any frozen drink - Brain Freeze - So, I would love to share the recipe that I came across at a local bar that I made up myself. It goes a little something like the frozen, but with no blender.

Piña Colada
1 Part Pineapple Juice
1 Part Coconut Rum
Splash of Heavy Cream

In a glass of your choice, either stir or shake the ingredients with ice and serve over ice and a Maraschino Cherry.

Hey

I am having some computer issues and I am going to be offline for the next 24 hours. I have everything under control. Just need to let my computer just cool down from the immense data transfer from one backup to another and wasn't working right since.

Since there wasn't that much anyhow, I basically cut everything down to about 5GB of what I really need to transfer over and install.

This is the second reinstall I did in the past week for my computer - The first was for a file in my downloads that wasn't there but didn't go away PLUS an upgrade to a Solid State Drive (boot up in 24 seconds being the fastest boot time).

If any commission messages, I am on FaceBook under Jag Dogger - avatar of a group of Satanist Wolves baptizing a human baby in blood - Yes, I know it's gruesome, but it is to distinguish me from the others

Here is my full description of my fursona. I have looked at several ref sheets and found that they have different things on them about the fur so, I am just going to put it out in different parts

(This) should be the base start of the fur color, horn color, Blue, outlines between White and non-White colors, claw color, teeth color, and hair color.

Everything I mention about a side, that's the physical side - left is his physical left, right it's his physical right - exactly how it would be if it was on your physical body.

Name: JagDogger
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 250lbs
Build: Burly or Lumberjack (Examples: Bruno Sammartino, JunkYard Dog, Koko B. Ware, George 'The Animal' Steele)
Species: Fox
Gender: Male
[Sexual] Orientation: Straight
Age: 26
Birthday: October 28th
Birth Place: Long Island
Profession: Professional Slacker

Personality: Open-Minded, Speaks His Mind, Agile, Quick, Shy, Flirtatious, Generous, Independent, Kind Hearted, Very Passionate, Dynamic, Energetic, Observant, Fierce, Stubborn, Obsessive, Paranoid, Suspicious
Hobbies: Video Games, Board Games (Magic: The Gathering), Dancing
Likes: Vintage Technology, Anime, Music, Movies, Rain, Fire, Guns, History (German), Science, Pro Wrestling, Mystery, Suspense
Dislikes: Two-Faces, Liars, Controlling People, Drama
Clothing Preference: Pants or Shorts that have multiple pockets in Khaki color, Chain Wallet in his right pocket attached to the first belt loop to the right of the zipper/button, a Hawaiian collared shirt or a "5 O'Clock Somewhere"/Paradise T-Shirt

About: JagDogger was brought up isolated playing video games yet has a big heart and is willing to open up and share in company that he feels comfortable with and knows really well. He has tendencies to be suspicious of others yet agile to know what's coming.

(Colors)
Fur: Brown w/ Red Hue - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17710641/
Ears: Black with White Tips - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18131915/
Tail: Red with White Tip - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18131915/
Nails/Claws: Black
Stomach, Feet, & Hands: White-ish Silver
Head Hair & Eyebrows: Silver-Grey
Nose, Paws, Gums, Flesh: Blue - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17721420/
Horns: Beige Tan - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17710641/
Tongue: Blue Snake-Like - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17721435/
Teeth: White
{Eyes}
Left: Red eye with Black skull pupil
Right: Green eye with Black regular pupil

(Details)
Head Hair Length: Long
Horns: Curve around ears like a satyr
Wrists, Arms, Neck: Silver Spiked Black Bracelets, Silver Spiked Black Armlets, & Silver Spiked Black Choker (Bowser [Mario] as a reference)
{Ears}
Left: 5 earrings in total, all of them on the outside of the ear, 3 gold earrings at the 1/4 marks with 2 more, 1 on each side of the first, topmost earring (Position of the earrings {but on the other ear})
Right: Cut at base of ear (small triangle) [Size of the cut {but on the other ear}]

(Clothes)
Shirt: Margaritaville [© 2014: http://www.amazingviewscabinrentals.com/]
Pants/Shorts: Beige Cargo
Miscellaneous: Chain Wallet in right pocket hooked on to first loop of the right side of the zipper

(NSFW)
Genitals: Blue - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17716642/

Thank you all - I am running a small contest journal named "Chapter 8 - Letter Contest" in which I am going to disable the comments after 1 week.

The contest is for the letter that Matt received at the tavern. Whomever comments will be randomly chosen to be in the mysterious letter.

Thank you for the wonderful 8 weeks of writing. There will be more to come.

Because of unforeseen circumstances, Chapter 7 will be delayed until tomorrow. Sorry for this news yet Chapter 8 will be released on time next week as the final chapter of the series.

Sorry about it being so late. It is now uploaded.

Chapter 6 may be late because of writer's block - Yes, I have a notebook but I have gone off the book.

For the next 24 hours, whomever comments on this Journal, will be entered for the lead role of Doctor in the next chapter.

EDIT: The comments are closed and since no one commented, the Lead Doctor will remain nameless.

Chapter 3 has been typed up and submitted - enjoy

Chapter 3: First Revenge will unfortunately be late today and POSSIBLY submitted tomorrow. Chapter 3 will be done so please site tight. Thnx

via Twitter - https://twitter.com/JagDogger2525/s.....25269578399744

Hey Everyone;

With my new short stories, I started writing Part 2 about 11 years ago and since going out with my mate and having her love the story, why not tweak it a little and post it online? It is not much since she did say that it belongs as a comic rather than a novel. Once I'm done with Part 3 and onto Part 1, I'll do my best to scout out an illustrator and see what they are able to do.

I was in high school when I wrote Part 2 & the start of Part 3 yet I didn't think that it would be good, so I stashed them away, only finding Part 2 about 7 years later, stashing it back about a week later, and then finding it again 4 years later.

It is a fictional story about zombies. I don't want to spoil anything else on the story so I'll just leave it there.

The reason why I am starting on Part 2 and not Part 1 is because of the drama factor. I know some people LOVE horror AND Zombies AND Drama yet not a lot of horror/zombie films have a story behind the original and the sequels. The drama portion is where I wanted to capture the Star Wars-style of sequels. Start in the second middle, work your way to the end, start at the first, and work your way to the first middle - or middle order [sort of] (3, 4, 1, 2 - or - 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3).

Here are a few movies that have some continuity behind the original and the sequels:
- 28 Series (Days Later - Weeks Later)
- Halloween (3 being the non-canon exception)
- Nightmare on Elm Street
- Friday the 13th


I hope you enjoy my work as I am deciding on what to do with Chapter 2 - Second Rising now.

Love, Peace, & Chicken Grease,
JagDogger