Yay~, finally finished my fursona description, woo(!). :3

Stoled from many people.
(It's actually pretty hard to find an artist that has song titles that can answer all these well. I originally did this with Björk songs, but deleted that after I realised SY would work much better.)

=Rules=

* Choose a singer/band/group.
* Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.
* Tag 2 more people (let them know they've been tagged)

The artist I chose: Sonic Youth

Are you male or female?
Androgynous Mind

Describe yourself!
Candle

What do people feel when they're around you?
Disappearer

Describe your current relationship.
Protect Me You / Lee is Free

Where would you like to be now?
NYC Ghosts & Flowers

How do you feel about love?
Washing Machine
(♫ "If you want I'll be the one; shake my legs and have some fun.
My hearts spinnin' round like a washing machine; never saw the devil look so damn clean.")

What's your life like?
Disconnection Notice
(♫ "Did you get your disconnection notice?; mine came in the mail today.
They seem to think I'm disconnected; don't think I know what to read or write or say.")

What would you ask for if you only had one wish?
I Love Her All the Time

Say something wise.
Small Flowers Crack Concrete


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Is can be tagged:
 maahes
 glennjam
 spottyhyena

stolen from  glennjam

This will be interesting.

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You can keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[x] You show up for tafe late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a day.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[ ] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of the Australia 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17

(I'm doing this based mostly off my good side, which I'll hopefully see more off sooner or later this year . . . )

.:FIRE:.

[ ] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[x] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[ ] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[ ] You often lose control over yourself.
[ ] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realising it.
[ ] People have often called you insane.
Total: 4

.:WATER:.

[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[x] You like to go to the beach.
[ ] You rarely get angry.
[x] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[ ] You think before you act.
[ ] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[ ] You are very generous.
Total: 6

.:EARTH:.

[ ] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[ ] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[x] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5

.:AIR:.

[x] You have a free spirit.
[x] You hate rules.
[ ] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[x] You wish you could fly.
Total: 9

.: DARKNESS:.

[ ] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer night-time over daytime.
[ ] You like creepy things.
[x] You like to play tricks on people.
[ ] Black is your favourite colour.
[ ] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
[ ] You don't talk much.
[ ] You are atheist.
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[ ] You love to break the rules.
Total: 3

.:LIGHT:.

[x] You are very polite.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[x] You believe everything you see or hear.
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You hate violence.
[x] You hope for world peace.
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[ ] Everyone loves to be around you.
[ ] You always follow the rules.
Total: 5

. . . Air, like everyone else, it seems.

http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/th.....-analysis-test

Your result for The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test ...
Blue (450 nm)

You scored 71% self-confidence and 70% bandwidth!

Wow! You have quite a big repertoire when it comes to kinky sex. And you're probably also willing to play on either side of the fence. You should look for another Blue, or an Ultraviolet if you want to broaden your horizon. Greens may be okay as well but will probably bore you after a while. Reds are too vanilla for you.

But I promised you a more detailed analysis, so here it is. Note that most scales are twofold: There are separate values for giving (active) and receiving (passive). If you scored high on one of them, you should look for a partner who scored high on the other. If you scored high on both of them, go for someone who is similar (or for multiple partners if you're into that). If you scored low on both, this probably is not your kind of kink.

You scored 72% giving and 54% receiving on oral.

You scored 89% giving and 100% receiving on anal.

You scored 54% giving and 79% receiving on bondage.

You scored 63% giving and 57% receiving on humiliation.

You scored 72% giving and 60% receiving on pain.

You scored 64% dominance and 48% submission.

You scored 67% voyeurism and 40% exhibitionism.

Besides that, you're 75% into fetishism and 80% polysexual (i.e. interested in sex with multiple partners, whether at the same time or not). You'll probably want a partner who is similar, whether you scored high or low in these categories.

Finally, you scored 59% on autoerotic - a scale that measures your ability and/or willingness to have kinky fun without a partner. It's not exactly a matching criterion, but it's good for you if your score is high. Keep it up!

YES OR NO.

NO EXPLANATIONS UNLESS SOMEONE COMMENTS AND ASKS.

THESE ARE THE RULES.

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — Yes
Been arrested? — Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? — yes
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes
Held a snake? — yes
Ran a red light? — No
Been suspended from school? — No
Experienced love at first sight? — Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? — No
Been fired from a job? — yes
Fired somebody? — No
Sung karaoke? — Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — No
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — No
Kissed in the rain? — No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — No
Saw someone die? — No
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No
Smoked a cigar? — No
Sat on a rooftop? — No
Smuggled something into another country? — No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — No
Broken a bone? — No
Skipped school? — Yes
Eaten a bug? — Yes
Sleepwalked? — Yes
Walked on a moonlit beach? — yes
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes
Dumped someone? — Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — No
Lied to avoid a ticket? — Yes
Ridden in a helicopter? — no
Shaved your head? — no
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — Yes
Hit a home run? — No
Felt like killing someone? — Yes
Cross-dressed? — yes
Been falling-down drunk? — Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes
Eaten snake? — No
Marched/Protested? — No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — no
Puked on an amusement ride? — No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No
Knitted? — No
Been on TV? — Yes
Shot a gun? — No
Skinny-dipped? — No
Given someone stitches? — yes
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — yes
Had surgery? — No
Streaked? — No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated Blood? — no
Grabbed electric fence? — Yes
Eaten alligator meat? — No
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? — No
Peed your pants in public? — yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? — No
Written graffiti? — No
Still love someone you shouldn't? — No
Think about the future? — Yes
Been in handcuffs? — No
Believe in love? — Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5

Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
(x) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 11

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 13

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 16

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
( ) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 18

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 23

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
() Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 25

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x –in ways) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 29

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 32

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 34

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 38

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 42

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 45

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
() Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 48

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 50

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
() Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 52

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 53

Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 54

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 57

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 60

Level 24
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 60

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 61

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 63

Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 66

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 69

Level 29
(x) Been Used
() Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 73

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 73

Dudes!:

[ ] You woke up with a boner.
[x] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[x] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[ ] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[ ] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[ ] Video games are better than the mall.
[ ] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lb (28kg) from the ground.
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris

Boy Score = 7/24

Babes:

[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[x] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[x] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[x] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.


Girl Score = 8/24

Apparantly I'm not that much of either . . . :-S

Go to UrbanDictionary.com and look up your answers


1) Your name? Jared

1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness
2.someone you would stride to be like
3.a manifestation of excellence
4.basically the raw-est nigga God could create

"Jared is the best"
"I lost my girlfriend to Jared... oh well"
"My wife is screwing Jared"


2) Your age? 20

Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.


3) One of your friends? Anthony

In addition to a cool guy, the term Anthony can easily refer to any mass of molecules that is constructed in such a way as to be rendered a perfect specimen that may be utilized, but not exploited by, those hungering for an expanded and elaborated knowledge of what it takes to be deemed everything including handsome, intelligent, loving, caring, kind, considerate, wise, humorous, entertaining, true, etc. Whatsmore, a rather impressive figure, he can also be defined as most courteous and endowed with overwhelmingly good taste - especially in the ladies. However, he is now unavailable for the taking and he belongs solely to his queen, Zarrin Jasper. Nonetheless, he is still all I claim him to be and to define him would require too much ATP and that I do not have a limitless supply of. Thus, in a simpler way I shall leave it this;
Anthony - n. Desireable & mine.


4) What should you be doing? showering

To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.
"After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says 'showering'."


5) Favorite colour? green

1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.


6) Birthplace? Melbourne

An insignificant Australian city which suffers from delusions of grandeur.Mistakes the wearing of black skivies as an expression of fashion. Believes that gloomy lane-ways are architectural delights & thinks Lloyd-Webber musicals are high art

"Can you believe how much better than other Australians we Melbourne people really are? But we're not stuck-up like Sydney people."


7) Month of your birth? Decemeber

The month in which the hottest women are born.
The best month out of the entire year. That's why they left it last.


8) Last person you talked to? Glenn

To skeet on thou curtains.
DUDE 1 : "Yeah, man, I hung out with Molly last night."
DUDE 2 : "Ohh, dude, did you get the curtains?"
DUDE 1 : "Hell yeah, I did. I Glenn'd all over those bitches!"


9) One of your nicknames? Jasper
1. The name of the coolest fucking person alive, usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends

2. Someone with a huge penis

3. One who owns all others at everything forever
"I can't believe you had sex with my girlfriend Jasper, you motherfucker! It's okay though, cuz you're Jasper."

Girl: "Holy shit! That is one huge dick!"
Boy: "I know, I'm a Jasper."

(Talk about stroking my ego! x3)


10) Tag 5 People
1.  SpottyHyena
2.  Glennjam
3.  shr0ud
4.  Keitarohusky
5.  shinkada

stoled from  fenrirwulfric

[X] public speaking
[x] staying single forever
[x] Rejection
[] being a parent
[] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[] closed spaces
[] heights
[] dogs
[] fish
[] spiders
[] flowers or other plants
[] that Scary guy
[] being touched
[] fire
[] deep water
[] snakes
[] silk
[] the ocean
[x] failure
[] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[x] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[x] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[] rats
[] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[] heaven
[] being robbed
[] falling
[] clowns
[] dolls
[] large crowds of people
[] men
[] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[x] doctors, including dentists
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] incurable diseases
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf
[] growing up
[] creepy noises in the night
[] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
[] dinosaurs
[] the welcome mat (whut?)
[x] high speed
[] throwing up
[] falling in love
[x] super secret
[] small children

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars.

Oh, apparently I have to do this now, because  glennjam said so, or something. I so totally wouldn't do it otherwise. I mean, it's not like I've been doing other memes too or anything.


1- I'll answer with something random about you.

2- I'll dare you to try something

3- I'll say a color I associate with you.

4- I'll tell you something I like about you.

5- I'll tell you something I always remember about you / a first memory about you.

6- I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.

7- I'll ask you something I always wanted to ask you.

8- If I do this for you, you must put this in your journal.

GO!

put your ipod/playlist/itunes library/whatever on shuffle and post the first line of each of the first 25 songs that come up.

see if you can guess any of these without looking the lyrics up :> (Stuff in parentheses added by me.)

1. Just as you take my take my hand; just as you write my number down . . .
2. The night is dark and cold, the strong winds and the rain, crack the branches upon my window.
3. Sell the kids for food; weather changes moods.
4. Small flowers crack concrete. (Well there's the song title right there.)
5. I need to be cleansed, it's time to make amends, for all of the fun, the damage is done. (Fuck yes!)
6. P, R, E, S, S!!! P, R, E, S, S!!! (Another song title)
7. I'm your blubber boy, you should love me; I look like your love drowned in the sea.
8. I walked into the room; I saw things I'd never seen.
9. He waits for her to understand, but she won't understand at all. (Another "fuck yes!" one.)
10. We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams. (Yet another song title.)
11. Carve your name into my arm, 'cos I long to feel your name blood red.
12. Take me out, tonight; where there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.
13. We have explosive. (Song title!)
14. When routine bites hard, and ambitions are low, and resentment rides high, but emotions won't grow. (Surely someone knows this!?!)
15. Only know what I'm told, only know what I'm told; fast asleep, daydreaming.
16. A song for the dead, that is for you. (Title. >_>)
17. It starts in my belly, then up to my heart; into my mouth I, can’t keep it shut. (Trip-hop! ^_^)
18. Do what I want cause I can if I don't because I wanna; be ingnored by the stiff and the bored because im gonna. (It's actually a Richard Cheese cover I'm playing.)
19. Well, Kim's got the answer, her watermelon gun.
20. I walk the city late at night, does everyone here do the same? (More awesomeness.)
21. What do you want to hear when we're making love; what do you want to hear when we're making love?
22. Clouds, herbs and art, rotating love through time; tears after overkill, reversing all my love.
23. In my dreams I'm dying all the time; as I wake its kaleidoscopic mind. (Anyone?)
24. Don't be light; don't be light; don't be light; maybe like me. (Gee, not another song title is it?)
25. I'm not, going down on my knees, begging you to adore me; can't you see it's misery and torture for me?

I'm really not expecting anyone to recognise one or even two of these, but it's a fun meme anyway.

[LEGEND]:
(+++) FUCK YEAH!!!
(++) Alright!!
(+) That's cool!
(~) Whatever...
(-) Ehhh....
(--) Nah, not cool...
(---) Oh, oh god stop it!
(???) What?
_________________________________
Anal on Males (++)
Anal on Females (++)
Breasts (++)
Breast Expansion (-)
Weight Gain (+)
Bondage (+)
Clothing (+++)
Leather (++)
Stockings (+++)
Shoe/Boots (~)
Suit and Tie (~)
Muscle, Male (--)
Muscle, Female (-)
Herm (++)
Cub (~)
Baby/Diaper (--)
Transformation (~)
Macro/Micro (--)
Impregnation (++)
Pregnancy (+++)
Lactation (~)
Anal Vore (---)
Soul Vore (---)
Cock Vore (---)
Standard Soft Vore (---)
Standard Hard Vore (---)
Paw/Foot (++)
Incest (+)
Yuri (F/F) (++)
Yaoi (M/M) (++)
Hetero (M/F) (++)
Bi (+++)
Girly Boys (+++)
Butch Girls (+++)
Mind Control (-)
Rape (++)
Uniform (+)
Orgy (+++)
Subbing/Doming (++)
Biting (+++)
Cheesecake (+)
Solo Masturbation (male: +, female: ++)
Scat (---)
Inflation (+++)
Fat/Pudge (male: ~, female: ++)
Tech (+)
Watersports (+)
Glasses (+++)
Tentacles (+)
Oviposition (~)
Masochism (+)
Sadism (+)
Multiple body parts (~)
Partial Nudity (++)
Gore/guro (---)
Snuff (---)
Hyper (---)
Zoophilia (++)
Electricity (+)
She-males (+++)
Cross-dressing (+++)
Skunk spray (---)
Oral (++)
Asphyxiation (-)
Wet-look (+++)
Mud/Quicksand etc (--)
Sinking (---)
Spooge (++)
Body Paint (+++)
Plants (+)
Fisting (+++)

(I added the last one. x3)

100 TRUTHS:
001. Name - Jared
002. Nickname – Jasp, Jazz dawg (years ago in high school)
003. Status - Single (can I has gerl nao?)
004. Zodiac sign - Saggitarius
005. Male or female - Male
006. Elementary - Yes
007. High School - Yes (up 'til year 10 anyway)
008. College – Yes (haven't actually completed any courses)
009. Smart – When I'm not being thick
010. Hair color – Brown
011. Long or short – Longish (need haircut)
012. Loud or Quiet - Bit of both, depending on my mood and who I'm with (copied off Muzz, same as her)
013. Sweats or Jeans - Jeans
014. Phone or Camera – Camera
015. Health freak – My mum has her influence on me
016. Drink or Smoke? – Drink socially, only
017. Do you have a crush on someone? – Nope
018. Eating or Drinking - Yes?
019. Piercings – Left earlobe, right ear cartilage
020. Tattoos – Nope

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing – This year
024. First best friend - Levi
025. First award – I dunno, they're all meaningless now
026. First crush – Emo/gothy chick in high school
027. First pet - Puss
028. First big vacation – Um, my parents backpacking around the world when I was a baby?
030. First big birthday – Years ago when I was a kid

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating - Just finished dinner (carbonara)
050. Drinking - Bottled iced green tea
052. I'm about to – Do more memes (joy)
053. Listening to – My housemates talking
054. Plans for today – With the rest of it?, sleep!

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? – Maybe, a while off yet anyway
059. Want to get married? – If my partner wants it, de facto otherwise
060. Careers – I'm meaning to get into journalism now; will do IT stuff the way I want to do it in the future

WHICH IS BETTER FOR A BOY/GIRLFRIEND?
068. Lips or eyes - Eyes
070. Shorter or taller? – Shorter
072. Romantic or spontaneous – Romantic
073. Nice stomach or nice arms – Stomach
074. Sensitive or loud – Loud
075. Hook-up or relationship - Relationship
077. Troublemaker or hesitant - In the middle I think

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts – Don't wear 'em
081. Ran away from home – Yeah . . . >.>
084. Broken someone's heart – Yep
085. Been arrested – Not yet
087. Cried when someone died - No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself - Yes, still, barely
090. Miracles - Don't count on them
091. Love at first sight – Maybe
092. Heaven – Who knows?
093. Santa Claus – Lawl
094. Sex on the first date - Maybe not
095. Kiss on the first date - Maybe

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Not anyone in particular
098. Are you really happy with where you are in life? – No
099. Do you believe in God – Not the Christian concept, anyway
100. Post as 100 truths and tag: No, fuck you! xP

OMFG this is so old. Not tagging anyone 'cos everyone else has done it already.

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal)

___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-



Dear FenrirWulfric,

The mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes outside of Chicago and I saw you put leeches on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break to ruin the second world war. (Huh?!?)

In pain,
Jasp





1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our Friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family