So, I am toying with the idea of writing a dirty story, gay, maybe a bit kinky. I will cast Jasper in the place of the dominant top, and I need a volunteer to be the bottom. Any takers?

1. What is your name?
Jasper Wallace

2. What is your gender?
Male

3. How old are you?
25

4. How tall are you?
5ft 9.5

5. Are you in a relationship?
Not at present

6. Where are you staying?
In the venue hotel

7. What day are you getting there?
The first day

8. Who will you be with?
Myself, aand will be hanging around with whomever I find.

9. Do you have art in the art show?
Not yet.

10. What suit(s) will you have?
I hope to have my lemur, and a secret one that I can't talk about.

11. Can I dance with you?
Yes! If you like. Although last year I did a lot of dancing alone for some reason.

12. Can I touch you?
Yes.

13. Can I talk to you?
Of course you can!

14. Can I hug you?
Yes you may, if I accept.

15. Can I take photos of you/with you?
Always.

16. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
If you like :3

17. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I do, but I expect I will be on the e cig.

18. Can I give you lots of money?
If you really want to?

19. Can I hang out with you?
No problem, although I expect I will be with the Gentlefurs society.

20. How will I recognize you?
I will be one of the best dressed individuals there, with a different outfit for each part of the day.

21. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Flitting about here and there, attending workshops, and having tea/

22. Who are you rooming with?
Myself.

23. Attending any events?
I expect so., I might even get to run one myself!

24. How can I find you at the con?
Look for me. I am always about somewhere.

25. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Lots. I am on the theming team.

26. How are you getting to the con?
Personal chauffer (taxi, probably)

This is more for my own amusement than anything else. Don't take much stock in these things. (Stolen from  fandufox)

[X] smoked
[X] consumed alcohol
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[X] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[X] kissed someone of the same sex
[X] kissed someone of the opposite sex
[X] had someone in your room other than family
[X] watched porn
[ ] bought porn (Pfft, that shit is free on the internet)
[x] tried drugs

[X] taken painkillers
[X] lied to your parents
[X] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house (Never had to)
[X] done something illegal
[X] felt hurt
[X] hurt someone
[X] gotten into a fight
[X] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die.


[ ] missed curfew (Never had one)
[X] stayed out all night
[X] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[X] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[X] dyed your hair
[ ] been in an accident
[X] been to a club
[X] been to a bar

[X] been to a wild party
[X] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[X] had a spring break in Florida (Does the Peak District count?)
[X] sniffed anything
[X] wore black nail polish
[X] wore arm bands
[X] wore t-shirts with band names
[X] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD


[X] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed lolita
[ ] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[X] dressed grunge
[X] stole something
[X] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[X] laughed at someones pain
[X] had a crush on a neighbour


[X] had a crush on a friend
[X] been to a concert.
[X] dry-humped someone
[X] been called a slut (In jest)
[X] called someone a slut (Probably in jest)
[ ] installed speakers in your car
[X] broken a mirror
[X] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.


[ ] considered Ludicrous your favorite rapper (Don't you mean Ludacris?)
[X] seen an R-rated movie in theater
[ ] cruised on mail (What now?)
[ ] skipped school
[X] had surgery
[X] had an injury
[X] gone to court (I work there. Does that count? :p)
[X] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[X] caught something on fire
[ ] lied about your age to get into the r rated movie


[X] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[X] made out with someone who had a gf/bf
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[X] talked to a stranger
[X] hugged a stranger
[ ] licked a stranger-
[X] been verbally harassed
[X] been physically harassed

[X] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[X] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[X] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[X] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[X] been to a fair
[X] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] prank-called someone
[X] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex (Is this meant for straight people or something?)
[X] cheated on a test

Total: 64. (66 if you change opposite sex to 'same sex' in two of the questions)

I should be shot. Apparently. Nobody wants that.

If You Have Less Than 10...Write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10...Write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 20...Write [I'm bad kid]
If You Have More Than 30...Write [I'm a bad influence]
If You Have More Than 40...Write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have More Than 50...Write [I should be in jail]
If you have More Than 60...Write [I should be shot]
If You Have More Than 70...Write [I should be dead]

Stolen from  Skruf_Husky

What is your gender?
Male

How old are you?
24

How tall are you?
5 Foot 10 inches

Are you in a relationship?
Nope.

Where are you staying?
In the hotel

What day are you getting there?
First day

Who will you be with?
Nobody in particular.

Do you have art in the art show?
Not yet, but watch this space.

What suit(s) will you have?
Not sure. I might not even have one.

Can I dance with you?
If you want, but don;t expect much.

Can I touch you?
Yes

Can I talk to you?
Indeed

Can I hug you?
Yes, but at least say hello first.

Can I take photos of you/with you?
Yes

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Yes

Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yes, I only smoke on special occasions,

Can I give you lots of money?
If you want to?

Can we hang out?
Yes.

Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Anywhere and everywhere, looking fabulous.

Who are you rooming with?
At the moment, nobody.

Attending any events?
Yep. No idea which ones.

How can I find you at the con?
Look for the outrageously dressed chap. Maybe even a robot.

Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
I will be putting together several outfits to swan around in. Ask me about my rocket crew.

I want to get some pronz of my fursona. Possibly kinky. Anybody know of any good artists? Not in to hyper or vore, or anything like that, mind.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4548295/

Skruf is fairly new to the social furry scene, and he is a pretty damn good artist. At the moment he is doing free art, to drum up interest and for practice. PLEASE try him out, and give him some exposure!!

Yup, I'm older now.

 joykill is offering sketches. Check them out they are awesome!

Well here we go I suppose!

ALL | ABOUT | ME
____________________________________________________________________________

- Name: Jasper Wallace.
- Single or taken: Taken.
- Sex: Male.
- Birthday: 19th September.
- Hair color: Raven brown.
- Eye color: Brown.
- Height: 5' 10"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Flexible.
____________________________________________________________________________

S P E C I F I C S
____________________________________________________________________________

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever is available at the time of washing.
- What are you listening to right now?: My ticking clock.
- Who is the last person that called you?: My house mate Jazz.
- How many buddies are online right now?: Twenty.
____________________________________________________________________________

F A V O R I T E S
____________________________________________________________________________

- Animal: Beetle.
- Color: Red.
- Drink: Irn Bru.
- Element: Fire.
- Food: Pasta with pesto sauce and bacon.
- Game: Trivial Pursuit (Genus Edition).
- Movie: What's that? You mean film? Moulin Rouge.
- Song: At the moment, Blood on My Name- The Wright Brothers.
- Subjects in school: Art/Media.
- T.V.: Glee/Merlin/Star Trek/Firefly.
____________________________________________________________________________

H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
____________________________________________________________________________

- Given anyone a bath?: No.
- Smoked?: In more ways than one.
- Bungee jumped?: No.
- Made yourself throw up?: Once that I remember. To avoid alcohol poisoning.
- Skinny dipped?: No.
- Ever been in love?: Yes.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Yes.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Yes.
- Cried when someone died?: Yes.
- Lied: Yes. But VERY rarely these days.
- Fallen for your best friend?: No.
- Used someone?: No.
- Done something you regret?: Yes.
____________________________________________________________________________

C U R R E N T
____________________________________________________________________________

- Clothes: Woolen military trousers and a black t-shirt with a caricature of Che Guevara.
- Desktop picture: The animal band in the video for 'Would You Be Impressed' by Streetlight Manifesto.
- CD in player: None.
- DVD in player: Also none.
____________________________________________________________________________

L A S T | P E R S O N
____________________________________________________________________________

- You touched: My house mate Jazz.
- Hugged: Orion.
- You kissed: Orion.
- You IMed: Brixston.
- Talk to online: Brixston.
- You sexed it up with: Orion.
___________________________________________________________________________

A R E | Y O U
___________________________________________________________________________

- Understanding?: Yes. However, I never suffer fools gladly.
- Open-minded?: Yes.
- Arrogant?: Occasionally. It is more of a self-confidence thing.
- Insecure?: A little.
- Random?: Spontaneous and free thinking.
- Hungry?: No.
- Smart?: In dress, wit, and mind.
- Moody?: Rarely.
- Organized?: Not very.
- Shy?: Yes, but not obviously so.
- Difficult?: Particular sometimes, but not often difficult.
- Bored easily?: I can be.
- Entertained easily?: Ish.
- Obsessed?: With a few things, yes.
- Lazy?: Often.
- Angry?: Not if I can help it.
- Happy?: At least, a vague sense of contentment.
- Hyper?: Not as much as I used to be.
- Trusting?: Yes. But that is because I am good at judging character.
___________________________________________________________________________

R A N D O M
___________________________________________________________________________

- In the morning I: Stay in bed for as long as possible.
- Love is: A feeling that warms from the inside.
- I dream about: Driving a car at night. And not being able to drive it. Also very interesting theatrical performances, by my unconscious mind.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Cute factor.
___________________________________________________________________________

W H O
___________________________________________________________________________

- Makes you laugh the most: My friends.
- Makes you smile: See above.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Orion.
___________________________________________________________________________

D O | Y O U | E V E R
___________________________________________________________________________

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Only for some of the clothing.
- Wish you were younger?: Occasionally.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Yes.
___________________________________________________________________________

N U M B E R
___________________________________________________________________________

- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Probably more times than I am aware.
- Of Cd's I own: At least ten.
- Of scars on my body: Three.
- Of bones I've broken: None.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2711898/

Brought to you by  ravinfox

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2521191/

Right here! Q-^

Stolen from  arygwen

Not all of these things are actually stupid...

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( )Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 8

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
(x) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 12

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit (fuck yeah love moshing!)
SO FAR: 14

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel (No snow TT . TT )
SO FAR: 18

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 22

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding (Again...no snow)
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 27

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake (many poisons snakes while in the swamps, weapon of destruction large rock.)
SO FAR: 29

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 32

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 34

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 36

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 41

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying(duh I have died
SO FAR: 43

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 48

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 52

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (I still do xD)
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 56

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 57

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 59

Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 60

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 62

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 66

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 67

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken (What on earth?)
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused (Every day)
SO FAR: 69

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 71

Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping(any chance I get
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 75

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone (Only lightly)
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 77

Level 29
( ) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 80

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 82

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football... not soccer.
Total: 7

Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x]You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something
Total: 2

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x]You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[]You are under 5'10''
[] You know what an Italian horn is
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[] You talk with your hands.
Total: 2

Spanish
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[]You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 0

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[]You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2

Irish
[x] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[]Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing
Total: 2

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually (sometimes as a shockhorror joke)
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You shoot a gun sideways
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
[] You watch the show, "Boondocks"
Total: 2

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Preschool.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 7

Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 3

American
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[] You don't read. (Well, ASDA)
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2

British: 7
Australian: 2
Italian: 2
Spanish: 0
Russian: 2
Irish: 2
African American: 2
Asian: 2
German: 7
Canadian: 3
American: 2

Ok so I am mostly British. Whats new Q-^ Also German... I like Germany.

So I am moving out from this student house, to move to a new place up the road. It is odd, the more I pack, my stuff doesn't seem to get any less. At least i'm not moving far, I just hope it will hurry up and get done!

I also discovered the hard way that flat pack boxes from Ikea, need the bottom taping up... Oh well, could be worse.

Time to press on!!

So I am moving out from this student house, to move to a new place up the road. It is odd, the more I pack, my stuff doesn't seem to get any less. At least i'm not moving far, I

So, to explain my random selection of pictures I have uploaded, well I thought I would show you some of my guilty pleasures. I love traction engines and vintage vehicles, and have grown up around them all my life going to steam rallies. Hopefully I will be going to Ashby Magna later this month with the wonderful  ceiliguliminix and there may be more pictures to come!

The rally itself wasn't the best, but it certainly brought back many memories, and I bumped in to my godparents, who are veterans of the rally scene, and it was at the park across the road from me so I had no excuse not to go!

Much luv,
Jasper Q-^

So yes, I have stolen this to see if my other half is right about my answers, and you should all do one for me.

Stolen from  greasemonkey

WOULD YOU....
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?

DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?

ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?

AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?


HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?

ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor

TL:DR Sorry american furrys, don't eat me.

Well I have been meaning to write this for a little while. Not sure why, I felt it necessary. This is mainly for our american cousins.

Some of you may know that recently, there was a British show called OMG. In that, there was a furry who said 'everything in America is about sex'. Well I am that furry. First, I would like to point out, many have found my comment difficult to argue with, but that doesn't mean I said it out of malice.

Secondly, I would like to give the reason I said it. I said it as it was the quickest thing to roll off of my tongue to make a rebuttal tot he comments of Dom Joly, the celebrity comedian who was attempting to play the furry expert. He was quite obviously drunk, and was making certain comments that we were not comfortable with, so something had to be said. This is the comment I used.

However, I love all you furries, no matter what country you are from, and this is a formal apology to offended parties. But come on, it ain't all lies.

Luv Jasper,
The Gentleman Furry Q-^

I am going away fro the weekend so I may not get them done until next week, but I might also get them done tonight if I have time.

Luv Jasper Q-^

I would just like to post this to say thank you for all my recent watcher. For those of you who haven't yet received your CF IDs, please bear with me.

I will soon be making some ears and tails sets to be selling, so watch this space. They will most likely be generic ones like wolves, foxes, cats etc.

Much love to all of you!

Jasper Q-^

Nicked from my furry bro  felixbandercoot Q-^

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] You own a credit card.
[] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[] You show up late for work a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.(A least once a day xD)

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL SO FAR: 23

[] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[] You still have and use a VCR

Total: 27

Wha?! I'm not that old >.< I'm only 21... foolish meme!