So, with my latest upload 5 years ago I thought to myself, all the amazing artworks I had created for me in these past 5 years should have a place to go. So I'm gonna upload'em here one after another and hope you'll find as much joy in'em as I did these past years! As always I'll feature the respective artists if possible so you can go check'em out for your own pleasure. Thanks for tagging along and see ya soon! Peace!

Because I like to keep it tardy....8I


Where are you staying?
Estrel Hotel!

Means of transportation?
Gonna drive with my car BECAUSE IMMA MEANIE AND NO ONE WANTED TO TAKE ME! 8C

Sharing a room with
 murlz C:

What is your gender?
Dickhaed

Relationship Status
Single

How old are you?
23

How tall are you?
Around 180cm :I

Which languages do you speak?
German, English and angry drunk kraut. (I'm not angry, though. mostly)

Where will you be most of the time during the day?
I have no idea...strolling around looking for smthng. Never was at EF bevore :I

Who will you be with?
My friends most probably D:  murlz  porofuyu  ratze And some other peeps.

Do you do free art?
You don't want me to. really.

Do you do trades?
Hahaha. :')

Do you do commissions?
IM NOT EVEN AN ARTIST! D:

Can I dance with you?
Dunno, can ya? :3

Can I touch you?
Aw yis touch me bb!
...That's awkward. But if you really want to..feel free. xD

Can I talk to you?
NO! only touchy. No talky.
Yes of course you can, silly.

Can I hug you?
Please don't run through the entire hall, shouting my name and hugging me to death afterwards. A short hug as saying "hi!" might be okay, though.

Can I take photos of you/with you?
If it means that much to you, yes u can e.ê

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Fuck yeah, that's more like it.

Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Alcohol, yes. Not until i'm all done but I'm gonna drink some. I don't smoke, though. Cigarettes. I do smoke shisha.

Can we hang out?
Well why not, if your sympathic to me.

Are you nice?
Do I look nice? BC

Attending any events?
Paw Pet Show and some others, yeah. Don't really have a plan though. I'll be at the Estrel spa. Fuck yeah.

How can I find you at the con?
Look out for the small, chubby girl with reddish-blonde hair and a grumpy face.
The bigger, bald guy with short beart beneath her is me.

Can we go out for a dinner?
Depends on the dinner, but yeah, why not.

What is the best way to contact you?
Twitter or Whatsapp!
Twitter: jasterfox90

See you at EF!

Apparently, those are a thing now. I'm sure there are some assumptions about me out there. Tell me what you heard, I'll tell you if it's true! :D

It is still TMI Tuesday here, so anyone any questions on me? :D

Well, most of you might have heard about the recent drama and the wave of people leaving Furaffinity. I wont. Even though I do not appreciate the way the issue got...handlet by....some people. I do not really care about what someone did or didn't do. It's not my story. But they way everything got...solved makes me a little sad. A little more, maybe. I think some methods beeing used weren't a good decision. But that's just my opinion.

Even though I dissaprove the way, site staff (to name it, once) reacted to the shitstorm against....a member of their staff, I'm gonna stay. For there still are interesting and awesome people here and there's built a community unlike any other I've been in, before. I still like browsing the website and everyday I see things that make me laugh, cry, touch me emotional or....let's face it, theres good p.....adult art here, too.
But the way the users react to each other openly and the way this all worked out....really makes me wanna stay here. And I really appreciate everyone who wants to stay here to, for a community is not designed by any admin. But by every single person joining it, who gives his very own, special part to the community. And I want to thank everyone of you taking part of this community, making it this special community it is.

That's all, folks!
Thanks for reading :)



P.S. For those of you who want to change to weasyl: I don't blame you. I respect your decision and I also watch many people over there. My account there is right here https://www.weasyl.com/~jasterfox if you want to follow me on weasyl.
Not much in there, more to come in the future!

What the title says!
Have a jolly good time everyone, enjoy the holidays and the pwetty pwesents of course!

No, I'm not gonna leave FA. It sure mght have it's issues but I still ike it and will still use it without changes.
But many artists I like left or are planning to leave FA. Also Weasyl has some nice features that FA does not etc etc etc.
So I will also be there!
I will watch the progress of both, FurAffinity and Weasyl, and maybe I will decide for one of them one day. But that day is not today. Neither it is tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. Or the day after the day after tomorrow. It will also not be the day after the day that follows the day after tomorrow. And it...erm....what did I want to tell ya?
oh right. Heres the Link to my Weasyl. Not much to see there, yet. I will take care of that in the nearer future.

https://www.weasyl.com/profile/jasterfox

Also! If you are an artist and have pictures for me in your gallery please offer them to my collection on weasyl, since I want to try to use this Option on weasyl.


Have a good time, folks!

Sno! I luv sno! <3

Oh Gosh, all the Journals I missed to wright. So, here we go, folks:

After my kitty passed a few weeks ago I was really down. I still miss her horribly. But I know she's in a good place now, watching me. ~<3
Well you say, pets always pass away when their "owners" (I think we were more like friends) are in good shape and they know we will be alright even without them.
One week after my cat's death I head my final exam for becoming a nurse. And what shall I say. I PASSED, WHOO! no more learning (that's what I thought lol) and I finally achieved what I've been working for almost 4 years. I wouldn't have without the support from  marliene, my parents and my friends who always believed in me. Thank you so much, guys! So, I am a nurse now, working in the surgery - that means I help people slicing up other people. And I get money for it. Fck yeah! :D

Also that means I finally earn enough money to move from my mothers flat into my own one. Yissss. I feel a little strange about it, though I am really happy to be on my own, then. I mean I am almost 23 years old, still living with my mom. We have a flat big enough for us both, doing our own business, but still it is different and I really appreciate it to have a more privat area soon. November 1st is moving time\o/


....all the stuff I have to buy for the new flat q_q

regards ~Jaster ♥

This morning when I went to my cats I saw one of them - Mini, my almost 20 years old bengal cat laying down in her bed, getting all cold and breathing fast and weak. I imediatelly drove her to the vet, already knowing what would come. It was her time to go. 20 years old she were living 19 of them with me together, always taking care of me when I was a kid - I'm only 22 myself so I lived with her almost my entire life.
But she gott very ill 12 years ago. a heart failure and the vet told us she would only get 7 or 8 years old. But she always made her way. 'til today. She was to weak and her time had come.

Now you are somwhere over there, still watching me and taking care of me, I know. Bon vonyage, hon. I love you.

Just go here for further Information: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4770256/

And give her some love for she'S an awesome artist! :D

 marliene is selling one of her chars in a little adoptyble auction. Klick here, for further information, please! =)

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/10504341/

It's a cute little canine (f) x3

If you wanna help support other artists, you can now like and share the page!

Click here to get to the Facebook Page!


If you want to get your art or commissions advertised on there:
- Pick out your best Submissions and link them down here in a comment. Same with Commission Sheets.
- Tell us to which sites we should link back to you, so we can give proper credit!
- Please like the Facebook Page, you can also share it if you want to!
- We'll do a weekly feature of an Artist, who will be randomly chosen.

With linking us the art you want to get advertised, you allow us to post your drawings and Photos or links to music and stories on our Facebook page.
We will credit back to your Furaffinity, or any page you want to be linked back to.

Thank you very much for reading!

(Copied from  marliene lol)

Yap, Iconmarliene: and me had a little idea going on for supporting upcoming and also already better known artists via facebook.
Go take a look at her journal to check it out!
This doesn'T only count for visual arts, but also for musicians and writers!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4550819/


Maybe you're interested! =)

Follow me on twitter https://twitter.com/JasterFox90
This account is SFW only. I have a "after dark" account but it will mostly be german only. If you want to follow me anyway feel free to send me a note here or on furbase.de if you're there, too.
Also, my normal twitter account will be 50/50 german and english.


Feel free! =)

My hun  marliene does another art raffle! Go check her journal right here for further information. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4480727/


Participate. Spread the love!
Sincerely, Jaster

I just realised you guys broke the mark of 300 people who are interested in me! Thank you so much!

I know it might not be "many" in comparidon to other people in the internet, like PewDiePie (join the bro army, guys!) or even people here on FA like Zaush, Wolfy Nail etc etc., but that is not what counts, is it? For me it's just: There are people out there who are interested in what I do or who like my character or else. And those are 300 peeps now! (Actually it's 301 atm :P)
And for that I just wanted to say:

THANK YOU! THANK ALL OF YOU GUYS SO MUCH!

It wuldn't be even half the fun submitting stuff here without you!


Now, I am interested in you, too. Allow me to ask:
Why do you watch me? What do you espacially like to see from me? The pictures which were done for me? My photos or the photos showing me (and mostly which has been photoshopped by me)? Or actually the ar....shi....thingies I actually draw myself? :D
Tell me!

And would would you like to see from me? Suggestions! If I like your ideas I might follow them ;)

Greetings to all of you!
~Jaster

Saw it at 's. Gotta steal it.


BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is. (dafuq?)
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (idgaf about it D: )
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy. (oh boy...oh boy!)
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (no one can.)
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs. (what's a chav?)
[x] It's football.... Not soccer. (NEVER soccer, I never heard that word before USA 94 world cup <.<)

Total = 4/9 >_>


AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year. (Espacially in Winter with 30cm snow over night. lol nope.)
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops. (thongs is flip flops for your ding dong.....)
[x] You love a backyard barbie. (I heard it's something like barbeque so...yes.)
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll. (as I said above)
[] You love the beach. (No I always get burned there. f*cking vampires, dude....)
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic. ( D: )
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.

Total = 2/9


ITALIAN
[] Your last name ends in a vowel. (Nope it's "r")
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (They kinda taste german when I make them [oh rly?] but I think IT IS the REAL taste of'em! 8C)
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (I'm balt)
[] You speak some Italian. (does "pizza" count?)
[] You are under 5'10''
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands. (....and I alwys spill a drink when one is nearby :/)

Total = 2/9 (I see...I'm not the southern type)


SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some. (I had it in school for a short time but I hardly remember anything)
[] You like tacos. ( I never tasted one ;_; )
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr (only when I'm drunk. And then it's worse.)
[] You are dark skinned. (....vampire. No really. I look like Edward. A huge, balt, way more manly Edward. I hate Twilight)
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (Eyup...)
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.

Total = 1/9 (...not the southern type.)


RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (1 at least. Haven't seen her for years. I think she's dead. [or maybe only moved idk])
[x] You don't get cold easily. (natural wool pullover :I )
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You can speak some Russian. (dawai, dawai. Vodka. I bet I spelled it wrong.)
[] You love listening to techno.

Total = 4/9 (here we go ~)


POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink. (I'm 22, the hell they do Oo)
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week. (aren't that potatoes? not sure. No, anyway.)
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[] People randomly call you their best friend.
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup (lol of course I did. The whole f*cking world did. Except the americans lol)

Total = 2/7 (And I don't steal your car, bro. promised. Maybe.)


IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper. (8C)
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. blue it is. They are. Well u know what I mean.)
[x] You like the colour green. (Well yeah it's kinda pwetty)
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have/had red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.

Total = 3/9 (At least I like Ire a lot. It's pwetty.)


ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. (And Sushi...)
[] You are good at math. (Nooooope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope)
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (really, really sometimes.)
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.

Total = 2/9 (Shing shang hao lan! Or whatever.)


GERMAN
[x] You like bread. (The nazis ate bread. Let's forbid bread!)
[x] You think American Chocolate is good. (almost as good as swiss chocolate)
[x] You speak some German. (Well I AM german)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (It's like...the best food on the world. With sauce and mushrooms. And Onions. Oh Junge.)
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (And they do it very ofte. A german. Who likes militaria. And is balt. Eyup. q_q)
[x] You went to Pre-school. (Kindergarden.)
[] You're under 5'4". (I'm 1,80m meters dunno how much feet it is)
[x] You have been to Germany

Total = 8/9 (DER SCHNITZEL MIT SAUERKRAUTEN! ACHTUNG ACHTUNG!)


CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers. (like a car? Yes?
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. ( Eyup. Eh. :I)
[] You know what poutine is. (Isn't he russian president or something?)
[x] You speak some French. (Had it in school ~)
[] You love Tim Horton's. (Horton hears a who?)
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.

Total = 3/9


FRENCH
[x] You like French toast. (hell yeah)
[x] You love wine. (hell yeah mon dieau!)
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French. (something between that xD)
[x] You have eaten a snail. (I'll never do it again)
[] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France. (Germans like to be in France.....:x)
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (Atheist)

Total = 5/9 (...merde...)


( NORTH >=3 ) AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food. (q.q)
[] You call football football and soccer soccer... (idgaf)
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island...
[] You watch way too much TV
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[] You have a dog
[] You have a cushy job
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died (no, but it sure was a loss for medial science and stuff)

Total = 1/9 (long live the queen! Oh wait...that was the other united thingy)


NORWEGIAN
[x] You know what lefse is. (And they're yummy c: )
[] You can speak some Norwegian. (sadly, no even though I lived there in my youngest childhood (1-2 years old) and still have family there. Just some very very little words))
[x] You love trolls. (they're kinda lovely if you get to know them)
[x] You know what lutefisk is. (had it for christmas once. Wasn't bad and fits to aquavit!)
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing. (well I saw some whales but didn't hunt them or espacially made a trip for seeing them)
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule. (nom)
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet. (I adore fish)
[x]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair. (blue eyes and actually blonde hair...even though I still am balt xD)
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before.

Total = 7/9 (veldig bra!)


BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. (I would if I would be allowed to u.u)
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (every chocolate but german one rules!)
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (idgaf)
[x] You drive/own a French or German car. (Opel Astra special edition)
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government. (Merkel looks like prince ironheart lol)

Total = 5/9 woohoo....


DUTCH
[] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast. (iiiiiiiiidgaaaaaaaaf)
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'. (I would if I could...:x)
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (C: )
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total = 3/9 Flatlands

ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english". (dafuq?)
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. (It's in harsh concurence with Schnitzel)
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with (It's bin. And as I said it ends with "r". My name is Bin Lader. Not.)
[x] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes. (I at least like to be in the middle of attention)
[] You dislike reading.

Total = 2/9 I'm not making an arab joke here. Don't fuck with arabs. (or their wives. Taht would be a rather bad idea, pal))




RESUME:
British 4/9
Australian 2/9
Italian 2/9
Spanish 1/9
Russian 4/9
Polish 2/7
Irish 3/9
Asian 2/9
German 8/9 (What a surprise :P)
Canadian 3/9
French 5/9
North American 1/9
Norwegian 7/9 (<3)
Belgian 5/9
Dutch 3/9
Arab 2/9


Hier geht ihr.

 marliene is holding an Art raffle thingie! Your chance to get one free picture from her. She's a reaaaaaally good artist after all!

Find more information in her journal:
Marlienes Art-Raffle (Journal Link)

Get it bevor it's gone! :D

It might be a small step for us, but the biggest step you've ever taken.

Video des Stammtisches / Youtube

Beim Frankfurter Furry-Stammtisch vor ein paar Wochen kam es zu einer "Katastrophe ungeahnten Ausmaßes". Erfahren sie mehr im Video.
:D
Ich fungierte als Reporter.
Natürlich war das nur ein auf das Wetter bezogener Scherz.

Engl.: A huge disaster at the "Frankfurs-Stammtisch" a regular furmeet in Frankfurt (ger) a few weeks ago. For further information watch the video.
I spontanously acted as newsman.
It's only a joke, targeting the bad wether.

Video des Stammtisches / Youtube

P.S. how can I make those videos directly appear in my journal? D:

http://naturama-projekt.org/en/artists.php

 siobhan is back with her famous project "Naturama". Artist from all over the world take part of this project to save our world. Not like Superman but more like saving nature and collecting money for nature saving projects.

BUT IT IS NOT ONLY CHARITY!
You will get art for your moneeeey!

Artists are:

Akeyla!
Dalkur!
Dream and Nightmare!
BloodhoundOmega (BHO)!
EosFoxx!
J.C.!
Vorndess!
Ahanti!
Nelena!

And many others!

Be part of this amazing project! Get art for low prices! Spend money for nature!

 siobhan Ask her if you have any questions! She also has a journal for the newest project: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3241755/

Of course, there also is a website for the project: http://naturama-projekt.org/en/artists.php. You find all artists and other information like references there.

Got it from this journal from ForcesWerewolf: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3214575/

Please help savin' Derpy Hooves! Well at least her eyes since she wasn't removed totally. But her eyes are what makes her unique!
I think it's not okay Hasbro /The people who were upset wanted to delete her....that seems to show that it is NOT okay to be different! And that should not be the message MLP: fim should transmit.
If you also think so please visit the journal above and the website linked under the video in it.
It is a petition for Derpy.

Hear me, Derpy: I really like you as you are!
*sniff* ._.

 femi 's account has been hacked by a Virus so she can not use it anymore. If you watched Femi bevore and still want to see her new art - or if you didn't and want to watch her anyway - the go here:

 alicewhites

THIS is femi's new account where all her art will be uploaded in the future.
Thanks for reading! If you did. lol.

 femi now also does this iron artist thingy. She does inexpensive commissions, but is talented, though. If you're interested check here:

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2905508/

Also...happy birthday to me! :D
/Attentionwhoring

trololo x)