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Posted 6 years agoSammu:
*does yoga.
girl:
are you staring at my ass?
Sammu:
no, i was concentrating on yoga. for that last maneuver it required me to look forward while your ass was presenting to me. i imagine the guy behind me had a similar view. but if you're so proud of your ass i'll be sure to pay more attention to it next time. my appologies.
*does yoga.
girl:
are you staring at my ass?
Sammu:
no, i was concentrating on yoga. for that last maneuver it required me to look forward while your ass was presenting to me. i imagine the guy behind me had a similar view. but if you're so proud of your ass i'll be sure to pay more attention to it next time. my appologies.
A Valentine's Message from Nebaru kun
Posted 6 years agohttps://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comm.....glish_version/
They say it was posted to his twitter but later taken down due to the way it was phrased being potentially offensive.
It was originally in Japanese but someone translated it into English.
I still have the Japanese version around somewhere.
They say it was posted to his twitter but later taken down due to the way it was phrased being potentially offensive.
It was originally in Japanese but someone translated it into English.
I still have the Japanese version around somewhere.
So it looks like I'm going to have to redraw all the memes
Posted 6 years agoFinally a chance to show off my terrible art skills.
Sega pays homage to the A4 meme
Posted 6 years agoAnd the normies are unaware.
Okay, now I am fucking certain
Posted 6 years agoThe longest punchline in history
Posted 6 years agoA man posted "why did the chicken cross the road" to Reddit in April.
He commented moments later with "to get to the other side" but the message didn't appear until January.
Thus making it the longest wait for a punchline in history beating the previous record holder Myspace by half an entire year.
Reddit.
You are terrible at your job.
Get your fucking shit together.
He commented moments later with "to get to the other side" but the message didn't appear until January.
Thus making it the longest wait for a punchline in history beating the previous record holder Myspace by half an entire year.
Reddit.
You are terrible at your job.
Get your fucking shit together.
Living with a disability is like..
Posted 6 years agotrying to crack an egg with another egg without breaking the other egg and then people see dried egg white on your knuckles and complain that you didn't open the egg the way they wanted you to do it.
Just had the most retarded conversation on Reddit
Posted 6 years agoThey didn't even understand basic sentences.
I've got to admit, that's a new low.
I've got to admit, that's a new low.
Why normies don't have girlfriends
Posted 6 years agoGirl:
I really don't know what the source of the problems is.
Normie:
Are.
Girl:
W-what?
Normie:
It's "sources of the problems are." not "source of the problems is".
Girl:
We are never going to date.
Normie:
Oh what am I doing wrong?
Me:
Maybe if you stopped trying to be right all the time, you could actually hold a normal conversation.
Normie:
It's "trying to be correct." not "trying to be right.". Right is a conclusion, not a goal.
...
Why won't anyone talk to me?
I really don't know what the source of the problems is.
Normie:
Are.
Girl:
W-what?
Normie:
It's "sources of the problems are." not "source of the problems is".
Girl:
We are never going to date.
Normie:
Oh what am I doing wrong?
Me:
Maybe if you stopped trying to be right all the time, you could actually hold a normal conversation.
Normie:
It's "trying to be correct." not "trying to be right.". Right is a conclusion, not a goal.
...
Why won't anyone talk to me?
Normies will not survive
Posted 6 years agoSammu:
Okay, give me one good reason why not to kill you.
Normie:
'should not'
Sammu:
Huh?
Normie:
Your grammar is bad. You should have said "Give me one good reason why i should not kill you.".
Sammu:
Lol. I was just pissing in the wind back there, but now I'm REALLY gonna kill you.
Okay, give me one good reason why not to kill you.
Normie:
'should not'
Sammu:
Huh?
Normie:
Your grammar is bad. You should have said "Give me one good reason why i should not kill you.".
Sammu:
Lol. I was just pissing in the wind back there, but now I'm REALLY gonna kill you.
Save us from the normies
Posted 6 years agoImperial:
Joy is sad. This is an inside joke.
Normie:
That's not a joke, that's a statement.
Imperial:
It is a joke for intellectuals, which you clearly are not.
Please do not try to participate.
Normie:
Shouldn't it be an Inside Out joke?
Imperial:
You have failed to grasp the concept of the movie's clever title.
Please, you have already dug yourself a bigger hole than the diameter of the Earth.
People said it was impossible but you somehow managed it.
Normie:
You mean the circumference?
Imperial:
ADMIN!
Joy is sad. This is an inside joke.
Normie:
That's not a joke, that's a statement.
Imperial:
It is a joke for intellectuals, which you clearly are not.
Please do not try to participate.
Normie:
Shouldn't it be an Inside Out joke?
Imperial:
You have failed to grasp the concept of the movie's clever title.
Please, you have already dug yourself a bigger hole than the diameter of the Earth.
People said it was impossible but you somehow managed it.
Normie:
You mean the circumference?
Imperial:
ADMIN!
I've got a scoop.
Posted 6 years agoThe meme about posting the ice cream scoop to the newspaper journalists became the top trending for about a week making it popular news.
Jokes on you comedic commenter, the fates ordaned that your message would become the very scoop the people listening to you were looking for.
Universe: 1
Normies who think they're smart: 0
Jokes on you comedic commenter, the fates ordaned that your message would become the very scoop the people listening to you were looking for.
Universe: 1
Normies who think they're smart: 0
What if we used 100% of our brain
Posted 6 years agoYou do realize there are several of you guys in that group, right?
If you were to use 100% of your collective brain matter that would still make you rather stupid.
That's how percentages work.
If you were to use 100% of your collective brain matter that would still make you rather stupid.
That's how percentages work.
'inventor' of The Floss gets sued for suing Fortnite
Posted 6 years agoThe self-professed inventor of the Floss dance move attempted to sue the creators of Fortnite over the uncalled for use of their trademark dance in the game.
However they in turn got sued by the dance's copyright holder the family of the former CEO of Manga Incorporated.
Turns out that the dance which is really called "the bathhouse" was invented by the CEO during a business trip in the 1940's.
In the 90's the dance move became popular again as part of a Japanese meme known as 'flossing'.
Fast forward a few years and the Japanese meme was reposted on 4chan which is where the faux creator of the dance first witnessed it, hence the choice of name for the dance.
The creators of Fortnite it seems already knew of the dance's origin yet decided to credit the person who named it 'the floss' as the original creator anyway.
The family of the former CEO of Manga is the second richest person to sue Fortnite after the former CEO of Sega's multiple copyright claims.
With the two of them combined it's unlikely that the makers of Fortnite will be able to sustain the company and its assets after paying out all the compensation and attributed earnings involved.
Sega's former CEO quit his job and has made a sustantial living off suing people who have stolen his ideas ever since the mid 90's and has become one of the richest people in the world after Bill Gates, a person who the former Sega CEO sued back in the early noughties to make himself into a multi billionaire.
Japan right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn476i40pXk
The former CEO of Sega commented "[the Fortnite creators] have to be a special kind of idiots to fail this badly."
However they in turn got sued by the dance's copyright holder the family of the former CEO of Manga Incorporated.
Turns out that the dance which is really called "the bathhouse" was invented by the CEO during a business trip in the 1940's.
In the 90's the dance move became popular again as part of a Japanese meme known as 'flossing'.
Fast forward a few years and the Japanese meme was reposted on 4chan which is where the faux creator of the dance first witnessed it, hence the choice of name for the dance.
The creators of Fortnite it seems already knew of the dance's origin yet decided to credit the person who named it 'the floss' as the original creator anyway.
The family of the former CEO of Manga is the second richest person to sue Fortnite after the former CEO of Sega's multiple copyright claims.
With the two of them combined it's unlikely that the makers of Fortnite will be able to sustain the company and its assets after paying out all the compensation and attributed earnings involved.
Sega's former CEO quit his job and has made a sustantial living off suing people who have stolen his ideas ever since the mid 90's and has become one of the richest people in the world after Bill Gates, a person who the former Sega CEO sued back in the early noughties to make himself into a multi billionaire.
Japan right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn476i40pXk
The former CEO of Sega commented "[the Fortnite creators] have to be a special kind of idiots to fail this badly."
Fuck your memes
Posted 6 years agoSammu: Approaching whilst crossing a road.
Normies: Sammu. There's a car coming.
Sammu: Ignores.
Normies: Oh no, he can't hear us. He has airpods in.
Normies: Gesticulate trying to draw Sammu's attention to the oncoming car.
Car: Crashes into Sammu and demolishes into 1000 tiny pieces.
Sammu: Continues walking unphased.
Normies: Um...Okay, nevermind.
Sammu: Arrives at normies and takes out airpods.
Sammu: You guys do realize I have 360 degree vision, right?
Normies: Um, of course.
Normies: Sammu. There's a car coming.
Sammu: Ignores.
Normies: Oh no, he can't hear us. He has airpods in.
Normies: Gesticulate trying to draw Sammu's attention to the oncoming car.
Car: Crashes into Sammu and demolishes into 1000 tiny pieces.
Sammu: Continues walking unphased.
Normies: Um...Okay, nevermind.
Sammu: Arrives at normies and takes out airpods.
Sammu: You guys do realize I have 360 degree vision, right?
Normies: Um, of course.
Time to evolve
Posted 6 years agoImagine
Posted 6 years agoI'm not gonna say anything but-
Posted 6 years agoTo people who've been in a coma since the 90's
Posted 6 years agocalling somebody's luggage da bomb at the airport is now a social faux pas.
lol j/k.
if you've been in a coma since the 90's you already dead.
nhs ain't gonna pay for that and ain't nobody can affort to go private with the resession on.
lol j/k.
if you've been in a coma since the 90's you already dead.
nhs ain't gonna pay for that and ain't nobody can affort to go private with the resession on.
I like this song so you're getting a journal about it
Posted 6 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69iO9-F7gDg
and then they break out the squeaky balloon and everyone looses their shit
and then they break out the squeaky balloon and everyone looses their shit
Meme Level: India
Posted 6 years agoIndian version of Baby It's Cold Outside is freaking hilario
Posted 7 years agoWake up to copyright infringement
Posted 7 years agoLooks like Shane Oopsie is at it again, using his patreon to get paid for dealing out other people's premium content on the cheap.
This time the rich bastard has a made a terrible terrible mistake by taking on US!
We get our lawyers from the same place Sega does, you know, that company that owns the entire business district of Japan, is well known for suing businesses into the ground and bankrupted Microsoft once with the amount of compensation they sued for, no joke.
Shane has already received the cease and desist and was laughing to his fans when he heard the news.
He really does not understand what is about to hit him.
Not only will he have to pay back all the profit he's made to us and have to pay compensation on top of that and pay for our legal fees but we'll likely reopen about a dozen previous cases and get him to pay back the money he earned in those cases back to the original copyright holder.
Best case scenario for him is he'll be looking at several years in prison for debts he can't possibly pay back. I'm not freaking joking here.
This time the rich bastard has a made a terrible terrible mistake by taking on US!
We get our lawyers from the same place Sega does, you know, that company that owns the entire business district of Japan, is well known for suing businesses into the ground and bankrupted Microsoft once with the amount of compensation they sued for, no joke.
Shane has already received the cease and desist and was laughing to his fans when he heard the news.
He really does not understand what is about to hit him.
Not only will he have to pay back all the profit he's made to us and have to pay compensation on top of that and pay for our legal fees but we'll likely reopen about a dozen previous cases and get him to pay back the money he earned in those cases back to the original copyright holder.
Best case scenario for him is he'll be looking at several years in prison for debts he can't possibly pay back. I'm not freaking joking here.
What is Option9?
Posted 7 years agoPeople playing with the code I'm testing for my new game noticed that there are 9 selectable options numbered 0-8 if you include the no response option which is 0 but they also noticed that outputs come in sets of 10, numbered 0-9.
So people theorized that there's a hidden option you can activate by inputting a value of 9 into the code via some clever editing and they were met by this response.
Person 1:
Option9~ (- w -)
Person 2:
(0 A 0)!
This is not a secret message. It is in fact a rather funny glitch.
You see the output is simply a data dump from a backup store of pseudo code held in Option 9's slot.
Person 1 is stating the function declaration opening line for the unused function 'Option9' with 3 parameters, from left to right it's an inherited value, an integer named 'w' which stands as a holder for which option was used and then another inherited value.
Person 2 is printing the result of the following line of code which is an error message declaring that the value cannot be simplified because the logical operand of not (!) cannot be applied to numerical values of null, A, which is 10 in hexadecimal, and null.
That's because pseudo code doesn't compensate for parsing, the two outer values weren't declared and option number 9 has an input of 10 which steps over the numeral range of hexadecimal into alphabetical values.
In the final version of the game this wont happen as the last space will be blank but the lazy eyed and shocked face emotions will be options so I might just leave it in for a laugh.
So people theorized that there's a hidden option you can activate by inputting a value of 9 into the code via some clever editing and they were met by this response.
Person 1:
Option9~ (- w -)
Person 2:
(0 A 0)!
This is not a secret message. It is in fact a rather funny glitch.
You see the output is simply a data dump from a backup store of pseudo code held in Option 9's slot.
Person 1 is stating the function declaration opening line for the unused function 'Option9' with 3 parameters, from left to right it's an inherited value, an integer named 'w' which stands as a holder for which option was used and then another inherited value.
Person 2 is printing the result of the following line of code which is an error message declaring that the value cannot be simplified because the logical operand of not (!) cannot be applied to numerical values of null, A, which is 10 in hexadecimal, and null.
That's because pseudo code doesn't compensate for parsing, the two outer values weren't declared and option number 9 has an input of 10 which steps over the numeral range of hexadecimal into alphabetical values.
In the final version of the game this wont happen as the last space will be blank but the lazy eyed and shocked face emotions will be options so I might just leave it in for a laugh.
Herbal remedy
Posted 7 years agoJust tried a herbal remedy for my cough.
Apparently it's made of Marshmallow. That's the active ingredient.
Problem is it's flavored with Raspberry and it's so strong all i can smell, taste, breathe, is Raspberry.
Even my eyes can taste Raspberry. I didn't even know that's possible.
Apparently it's made of Marshmallow. That's the active ingredient.
Problem is it's flavored with Raspberry and it's so strong all i can smell, taste, breathe, is Raspberry.
Even my eyes can taste Raspberry. I didn't even know that's possible.
