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Question about Paypal.....
Posted 3 years agoWith the recent shady dealings and rule changes ... even the inability to cancel ones account or for that matter a stiff fine for certain rule infringements.. I've shied away from the use of PayPal as a form of online payment. What other options are there? I've seen many here still using PayPal as a method of payment.. what other would a willing artist accept for a form of payment?
War Horse ( A movie review well worth going and watching)
Posted 13 years agoWar Horse is a 2011 epic war film directed by Steven Spielberg. It is an adaptation of the 1982 children's novel of the same name, by British author Michael Morpurgo, set before and during World War I. (Copied from Wikipedia)
With everything going on right now in my life, i needed to just curl up on the couch, ball up in my snuggy and reach for the popcorn. Just needed something to help me forget what was going on around me. Friends had said get "War Horse, a good watch.." & "You like horses right? Well go see this movie..." I was skeptical of a movie that could make my worries go away even for a short bit but I was proven wrong.
The movie set off in 1912, with a boy and a foul. The boy grows up watching the foul grow into a magnificent horse. To his dismay the horse is sold but bought by none other then his own father for 30 guineas (whatever those are). Almost causes the family to lose the farm, the father sells the horse to a English Calvary unit, thus starting the transitional period of a thoroughbred into a horse of war. Alot of action and wonderful cast members went into this with first hands dealing with Joey (the horse of course)
Needless to say, I was riveted to my seat from the very beginning, me being a horse lover and all. Long after the urge to get up and go to the bathroom, i sat there watching this epic saga of the journeys of both the boy and his horse. I got to see a bygone era where motorcars was first appearing and manual labor was the daily staple to survive. The horrors of World War one and its atrocities against both man and beast. I laughed, I cried (A Lot I cried) what can i say other then i'm a horse lover....not that way you nut but I enjoy their quiet beauty. The way they just know whom they can trust and how they can look right through you with those huge beautiful eyes. They just know..
All I'm saying is this, go out and rent a copy of this movie if you haven't seen it yet. Don't forget the popcorn and for the love of god, USE the bathroom before you even sit down, (It's well over 2 hours long) Not for the children but for mature audiences only. There is scenes of animals being put down, explosions and yes men and animals being gunned down.
My rating for this movie is a solid 5 bags of Orval Redenbacher's popcorn's. Is how many i wound up eating while watching this movie. :P But this is just the opinion of myself, if you've seen this and loved it or hated it, please leave a comment what you liked or hated below, For you that still have to go see it...what's stopping you? Go get a copy and watch it. You'll be plentifully surprised that this is one those movies that can be watched again and again in moderation.
From the desk of Jasmine Dawn
Thank you and good night.
With everything going on right now in my life, i needed to just curl up on the couch, ball up in my snuggy and reach for the popcorn. Just needed something to help me forget what was going on around me. Friends had said get "War Horse, a good watch.." & "You like horses right? Well go see this movie..." I was skeptical of a movie that could make my worries go away even for a short bit but I was proven wrong.
The movie set off in 1912, with a boy and a foul. The boy grows up watching the foul grow into a magnificent horse. To his dismay the horse is sold but bought by none other then his own father for 30 guineas (whatever those are). Almost causes the family to lose the farm, the father sells the horse to a English Calvary unit, thus starting the transitional period of a thoroughbred into a horse of war. Alot of action and wonderful cast members went into this with first hands dealing with Joey (the horse of course)
Needless to say, I was riveted to my seat from the very beginning, me being a horse lover and all. Long after the urge to get up and go to the bathroom, i sat there watching this epic saga of the journeys of both the boy and his horse. I got to see a bygone era where motorcars was first appearing and manual labor was the daily staple to survive. The horrors of World War one and its atrocities against both man and beast. I laughed, I cried (A Lot I cried) what can i say other then i'm a horse lover....not that way you nut but I enjoy their quiet beauty. The way they just know whom they can trust and how they can look right through you with those huge beautiful eyes. They just know..
All I'm saying is this, go out and rent a copy of this movie if you haven't seen it yet. Don't forget the popcorn and for the love of god, USE the bathroom before you even sit down, (It's well over 2 hours long) Not for the children but for mature audiences only. There is scenes of animals being put down, explosions and yes men and animals being gunned down.
My rating for this movie is a solid 5 bags of Orval Redenbacher's popcorn's. Is how many i wound up eating while watching this movie. :P But this is just the opinion of myself, if you've seen this and loved it or hated it, please leave a comment what you liked or hated below, For you that still have to go see it...what's stopping you? Go get a copy and watch it. You'll be plentifully surprised that this is one those movies that can be watched again and again in moderation.
From the desk of Jasmine Dawn
Thank you and good night.
Deadly terms used by women (Well worth a read guys)
Posted 13 years agoWhy is it guys that derive pleasure in seeing women pissed off sometimes? Don't understand this myself
but working with idiots day in and day out, you'd think they'd eventually learn and steer clear of me while i work.
Have seen this posted before out on the internet but I'm saying to hell with it and giving guys a heads up on
some the deadly terms women can and frequently use but is overlooked. It is at this point men get this dumb as hell look on their face ans wonder what the fuck just happened. Really guys.. come on.. man up and admit that you might have said something you really shouldn't have..
Enough of my soap box rag.. something i had to get off my chest just like that damn bra that was diggin into me earlier..
I present to you (the guys of FA) The Deadest terms used by women...
1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an arguement when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means at least a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes to her BUT you should know you've been awarded an additional 30+ minutes to watch the game or to make yourself useful around the house.
(Note to the guys, USE this xtra time to make yourself look good..you'd hate for her to walk out and see you lollygagging and then walk back in the bedroom awarding you ANOTHER 5 minutes.)
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
* See # 1 for definition of fine
4) Go ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are a idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing
*See # 3 for the meaning of nothing.
6) That's okay
This is one the most dangerious statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Do not take this statement too lightly, you should be scared. You do not know your punishment yet so keep a look out and BEWARE
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
*Clause 1 - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot..." - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "Your welcome", that will bring on a "Whatever".
* See # 8 for definition of whatever
8) Whatever
This is a womans way of saying F*** YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. THis will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the most likely response, refer to # 3
10) You know what? Your right...
Known as one of the deadest terms rarely used. This is the woman's way of curbing an arguement. Essentually cutting you off mid-arguement. It is best that you stop, think it over for at least 5 minutes before saying anything. These 5 minutes just might save your life.. seriously
BONUS WORD
WOW! - This is not a compliment. She is amazed that one person can be so stupid.
Casual suggestions: If you are the type of guy who demands to get the last words in.. To please your woman and possibly save your skin, those last words you get in best be "Yes dear..." Statistics have proven that 9 out of 10 men are still alive today thanks to them using common sense and ending the conversation with "Yes dear.."
If for any reason you have to approach a woman that you know has already used any of these terms. Approach and stop at least 5 paces and wait to be acknowledged. If you invade a mad womans space, you are on your own and it can result in you having the full attention of a already mad woman's furious attentions set on you. The best tactic is this: Piss yourself and curl up into as small a ball as you can to protect any vital organs.
If needing futher information on any these rules see the nearest bar first and stock up on some liquid courage.
Gents..knowledge is power and I've given you the knowledge so empower yourselves to not go around pissing women off.
Might save you from being in any of the following: Doghouse, on the couch or outta the house. Some of you have been down this road before.. think what it cost you just to get back in the good graces of your lady
From the desk of a slightly pevved lady
~Jasmine Dawn
but working with idiots day in and day out, you'd think they'd eventually learn and steer clear of me while i work.
Have seen this posted before out on the internet but I'm saying to hell with it and giving guys a heads up on
some the deadly terms women can and frequently use but is overlooked. It is at this point men get this dumb as hell look on their face ans wonder what the fuck just happened. Really guys.. come on.. man up and admit that you might have said something you really shouldn't have..
Enough of my soap box rag.. something i had to get off my chest just like that damn bra that was diggin into me earlier..
I present to you (the guys of FA) The Deadest terms used by women...
1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an arguement when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means at least a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes to her BUT you should know you've been awarded an additional 30+ minutes to watch the game or to make yourself useful around the house.
(Note to the guys, USE this xtra time to make yourself look good..you'd hate for her to walk out and see you lollygagging and then walk back in the bedroom awarding you ANOTHER 5 minutes.)
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
* See # 1 for definition of fine
4) Go ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are a idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing
*See # 3 for the meaning of nothing.
6) That's okay
This is one the most dangerious statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Do not take this statement too lightly, you should be scared. You do not know your punishment yet so keep a look out and BEWARE
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
*Clause 1 - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot..." - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "Your welcome", that will bring on a "Whatever".
* See # 8 for definition of whatever
8) Whatever
This is a womans way of saying F*** YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. THis will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the most likely response, refer to # 3
10) You know what? Your right...
Known as one of the deadest terms rarely used. This is the woman's way of curbing an arguement. Essentually cutting you off mid-arguement. It is best that you stop, think it over for at least 5 minutes before saying anything. These 5 minutes just might save your life.. seriously
BONUS WORD
WOW! - This is not a compliment. She is amazed that one person can be so stupid.
Casual suggestions: If you are the type of guy who demands to get the last words in.. To please your woman and possibly save your skin, those last words you get in best be "Yes dear..." Statistics have proven that 9 out of 10 men are still alive today thanks to them using common sense and ending the conversation with "Yes dear.."
If for any reason you have to approach a woman that you know has already used any of these terms. Approach and stop at least 5 paces and wait to be acknowledged. If you invade a mad womans space, you are on your own and it can result in you having the full attention of a already mad woman's furious attentions set on you. The best tactic is this: Piss yourself and curl up into as small a ball as you can to protect any vital organs.
If needing futher information on any these rules see the nearest bar first and stock up on some liquid courage.
Gents..knowledge is power and I've given you the knowledge so empower yourselves to not go around pissing women off.
Might save you from being in any of the following: Doghouse, on the couch or outta the house. Some of you have been down this road before.. think what it cost you just to get back in the good graces of your lady
From the desk of a slightly pevved lady
~Jasmine Dawn
Walking on Cloud 9 right now
Posted 13 years agoYou know that saying, "Good things come to those whom wait" ??
Well I in the evenings spend my time in Second Life, a 3-D online community, some of you know of it. But in the time i have been there, I've had my fair share of grief, drama and the thought of just saying to hell with this and simply walking away.
If it wasn't for the friends i have made along the way, I guess i would have walked away from the furry community a long time ago and gone on to whatever that fate had in store for me. It was tonight that finally summed up everything for me. Was brought into a meeting to deal with staffing issues with several of the SL clubs. One being "Castaway Cove" and the other being "The Happy Vixen".
I had played parts in the design and construction of both places and want to see them succeed. To help my dear friend
, I volunteered to take over the General Manager position of The Happy Vixen and she agreed to this. To my shock and amazement she agreed to me becoming the GM..still working out the details but I'm for sure i can do a good job. Time will tell all i suppose.
Just as that had settled on me, i was hit with something from clear out of left field. my dear companion,
drops to his knee and takes my hand and right there in front of and the entire SL world, he asked me for my hand in marriage.
What did I do? Say yes you would say..no.. I fainted dead away, overcome with joy. The next I know, I'm waking up on the floor with both Bix and Nydia looking down upon myself. It was here i looked up and smiled, and then I said yes. There was much laughter and smiling, some crying and some unspoken promises made. I am simply overjoyed right now, tired yes but overjoyed that some good has come my way.
Twer it not for Bixyl and Nydia and all my other friends, I would never know this happiness. So yes fate is what we make. I've stayed true to my convictions and my promises. Stayed true to my friends, some as nutty and odd as they are. Have always had a kind word and given till it hurt but asked for nothing in return save a thank you.
Now..I look toward the tomorrow to see what it holds for me. Wish me luck, I got a feeling I might need it before everything is said and done.
Well I in the evenings spend my time in Second Life, a 3-D online community, some of you know of it. But in the time i have been there, I've had my fair share of grief, drama and the thought of just saying to hell with this and simply walking away.
If it wasn't for the friends i have made along the way, I guess i would have walked away from the furry community a long time ago and gone on to whatever that fate had in store for me. It was tonight that finally summed up everything for me. Was brought into a meeting to deal with staffing issues with several of the SL clubs. One being "Castaway Cove" and the other being "The Happy Vixen".
I had played parts in the design and construction of both places and want to see them succeed. To help my dear friend
, I volunteered to take over the General Manager position of The Happy Vixen and she agreed to this. To my shock and amazement she agreed to me becoming the GM..still working out the details but I'm for sure i can do a good job. Time will tell all i suppose. Just as that had settled on me, i was hit with something from clear out of left field. my dear companion,
drops to his knee and takes my hand and right there in front of and the entire SL world, he asked me for my hand in marriage.What did I do? Say yes you would say..no.. I fainted dead away, overcome with joy. The next I know, I'm waking up on the floor with both Bix and Nydia looking down upon myself. It was here i looked up and smiled, and then I said yes. There was much laughter and smiling, some crying and some unspoken promises made. I am simply overjoyed right now, tired yes but overjoyed that some good has come my way.
Twer it not for Bixyl and Nydia and all my other friends, I would never know this happiness. So yes fate is what we make. I've stayed true to my convictions and my promises. Stayed true to my friends, some as nutty and odd as they are. Have always had a kind word and given till it hurt but asked for nothing in return save a thank you.
Now..I look toward the tomorrow to see what it holds for me. Wish me luck, I got a feeling I might need it before everything is said and done.
Supermoon tonight :3
Posted 13 years agoYes folks, it only happens once a year..
That time when the moon is so close you can almost touch it, the light makes you glow..
I think i'll grab my ipod and go dancing naked under the supermoon tonight. And you know what? i don't care if anyone see's me showing off my ass. Not every night I get to dance under the biggest, brightest
moon. So grab a friend, grab some tunes and join in the FULL moon dance, who knows.. You might get to see something other then the moon rise tonight ~.^
That time when the moon is so close you can almost touch it, the light makes you glow..
I think i'll grab my ipod and go dancing naked under the supermoon tonight. And you know what? i don't care if anyone see's me showing off my ass. Not every night I get to dance under the biggest, brightest
moon. So grab a friend, grab some tunes and join in the FULL moon dance, who knows.. You might get to see something other then the moon rise tonight ~.^
It HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT......
Posted 13 years agoLadies and Gentlefurs,
Pardon the interruption......
I's hotter then a fresh fucked fox in a flash burnt forest fire...
Thank you, thats all.
Jazzy
Pardon the interruption......
I's hotter then a fresh fucked fox in a flash burnt forest fire...
Thank you, thats all.
Jazzy
Custom Second Life avatar?? Anyone?? ...
Posted 13 years agoI have seen others ask, thought I'd give it a try. Am looking for someone here that is active in Second Life that I could commission for a custom avie. One avatar I have yet to see ANYWHERE in Second Life is a Mink. Not even a Mink mod kit out.
Had hopes of putting together a Minerva Mink avie but my mod skills are good but not that good..yet. Till then I am stuck asking for help. So if anyone knows of a avie creator or is one and would care to help me. I would be most grateful.
Had hopes of putting together a Minerva Mink avie but my mod skills are good but not that good..yet. Till then I am stuck asking for help. So if anyone knows of a avie creator or is one and would care to help me. I would be most grateful.
A small confession....
Posted 13 years ago... I cried watching the My Little Pony: FIM Season finale < TᴥT >
Was blubbering like..like ...it was bad ok.. cause I always cry at weddings and the ending song was perfect
Not a die-hard fan that rushes out and see's the latest and greatest episode but I do follow so don't hate a crying slowpoke
< TᴥT > So beautiful... waaaaaaa
*sneaks off to watch it again *
Was blubbering like..like ...it was bad ok.. cause I always cry at weddings and the ending song was perfect
Not a die-hard fan that rushes out and see's the latest and greatest episode but I do follow so don't hate a crying slowpoke
< TᴥT > So beautiful... waaaaaaa
*sneaks off to watch it again *
About me! (Stole from Eldritch who stole from Kiska) X3
Posted 13 years agoLifted this from my great friend 
whom in turn stole it from Kiska.
(Yeah i know he gonna fuss at me for 5 fingering his thingy)
((Don't ask about the thingy just snatch it from me, add your 10 cent worth up above whom you snatched it from and keep it going ))
1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
Jasmine Dawn or Jazzy
2. How tall are you?
5' 4 & 3 quarter" ~Gotta get that 3/4th in there somehow..then again it might be just hair..
3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Auburn..ish
3. What about eye color?
Hazel ~ Has been known to change when i'm angry
4. What orientation are you?
Bi-sexual. Why just chase the guys when the ladies need lovings too
5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Single but seeing some bodies
6. What do you do in your spare time?
Second Life, FurAffinity, Work out in my shop and hang out with my friends
7. What's your job?
Jackie of all trades, why bother having others do what you yourself can do
8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Stubborn, refuse to let anything or anyone get the better of me.
9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My breasts, too damn big and always getting in the way
10. What are some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
That i was the quiet one till i warmed up to them and then they had their hands full dealing with a nut
Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?
11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any)?
Last i think i was a Baptist but when i realized that the rest of the congregation was a bunch of hypocrites, I started to worship in my own way everyday
12. Do you drink?
Used to but i realized there was no answers in the bottom of a bottle
13. Do you smoke?
When I'm nervous or after a meal. Out of habit and i know i need to quit
14. What are your fears?
Heights though i enjoy flying, creepy crawly bugs that have the ability of hurting or worse and that I might die alone and unloved
15. What are your dreams/goals?
Settle and have the american dream. 2.3 kids a dog or two, a bag of ferrets and a loving hubby (Still wondering about that 1/3rd of a kid though..)
16.Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
I've lost count...nuff said
Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D
17. Who are your best buds?
My family, my social network friends and a few that has had the opportunity to know some of my personal guarded secrets
18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Taco Bell!!
19. Favorite drink?
Mountain Dew.. the rest just tastes weird to me
20. Favorite color?
Teal
21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Time travel. Not so much as going into the past but leaping forward to the future to see what it holds for you..
22. Favorite movie?
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
23. Least favorite food?
Chickpeas .. they make for great slingshot ammo though
24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
A master sampler platter from Joe's Crab shack down in Savanna, Georgia
25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
96 Chevy s-10 teal blue but wishing i had a Chevy Cobalt
Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.
26. Most disliked bug?
Fleas.. Just when you think you got rid of the little bastards.. they always come back
27. Most hated pet peeves?
Whiners.. and people that don't try hard enough
28. Dislike in life?
Judgmental people, people that judge before getting all the facts or refuse to get all the facts
29. Most annoying sound?
The most annoying sound from "Dumb and Dumber" OR Fran Drescher's annoying as fuck laugh from "The Nanny" A close third would be squeaky brake pads or something mechanical wearing out and making that rubbing sound...
30. Most disliked TV show?
Barney.. that fat purple pedophile dino needs to be shot, hung, burnt, shot again and the remains run through a wood-chipper and the itty bitty chunks dropped into a vat of acid....your next Tele-Tubbies
whom in turn stole it from Kiska. (Yeah i know he gonna fuss at me for 5 fingering his thingy)
((Don't ask about the thingy just snatch it from me, add your 10 cent worth up above whom you snatched it from and keep it going ))
1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
Jasmine Dawn or Jazzy
2. How tall are you?
5' 4 & 3 quarter" ~Gotta get that 3/4th in there somehow..then again it might be just hair..
3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Auburn..ish
3. What about eye color?
Hazel ~ Has been known to change when i'm angry
4. What orientation are you?
Bi-sexual. Why just chase the guys when the ladies need lovings too
5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Single but seeing some bodies
6. What do you do in your spare time?
Second Life, FurAffinity, Work out in my shop and hang out with my friends
7. What's your job?
Jackie of all trades, why bother having others do what you yourself can do
8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Stubborn, refuse to let anything or anyone get the better of me.
9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My breasts, too damn big and always getting in the way
10. What are some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
That i was the quiet one till i warmed up to them and then they had their hands full dealing with a nut
Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?
11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any)?
Last i think i was a Baptist but when i realized that the rest of the congregation was a bunch of hypocrites, I started to worship in my own way everyday
12. Do you drink?
Used to but i realized there was no answers in the bottom of a bottle
13. Do you smoke?
When I'm nervous or after a meal. Out of habit and i know i need to quit
14. What are your fears?
Heights though i enjoy flying, creepy crawly bugs that have the ability of hurting or worse and that I might die alone and unloved
15. What are your dreams/goals?
Settle and have the american dream. 2.3 kids a dog or two, a bag of ferrets and a loving hubby (Still wondering about that 1/3rd of a kid though..)
16.Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
I've lost count...nuff said
Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D
17. Who are your best buds?
My family, my social network friends and a few that has had the opportunity to know some of my personal guarded secrets
18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Taco Bell!!
19. Favorite drink?
Mountain Dew.. the rest just tastes weird to me
20. Favorite color?
Teal
21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Time travel. Not so much as going into the past but leaping forward to the future to see what it holds for you..
22. Favorite movie?
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
23. Least favorite food?
Chickpeas .. they make for great slingshot ammo though
24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
A master sampler platter from Joe's Crab shack down in Savanna, Georgia
25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
96 Chevy s-10 teal blue but wishing i had a Chevy Cobalt
Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.
26. Most disliked bug?
Fleas.. Just when you think you got rid of the little bastards.. they always come back
27. Most hated pet peeves?
Whiners.. and people that don't try hard enough
28. Dislike in life?
Judgmental people, people that judge before getting all the facts or refuse to get all the facts
29. Most annoying sound?
The most annoying sound from "Dumb and Dumber" OR Fran Drescher's annoying as fuck laugh from "The Nanny" A close third would be squeaky brake pads or something mechanical wearing out and making that rubbing sound...
30. Most disliked TV show?
Barney.. that fat purple pedophile dino needs to be shot, hung, burnt, shot again and the remains run through a wood-chipper and the itty bitty chunks dropped into a vat of acid....your next Tele-Tubbies
In search of Comics..
Posted 13 years agoI was having one those nights where I read several stories, wanted something of a visual and went to seach out a comic.. Used the FA search and i got page after page of comics..
Is there not a comic here that involves Hyper furs, Vore, dis-dismemberment, scat, piss play, or chibis?
I know that sex sells, but come on people.. there is a time when you want a honest clean comic with a reasonable plot line, implied relations and a goal somewhere in the mix..
My question is this.. Is there any such comic here on FA that is a decent read with a sound plot. good characters and oh yeah, art has to be something other then corny..
If you know of any or happened to know of a off-site comic that fits the description i am asking for, please leave a link and thank you for my quick rant of comic madness
Is there not a comic here that involves Hyper furs, Vore, dis-dismemberment, scat, piss play, or chibis?
I know that sex sells, but come on people.. there is a time when you want a honest clean comic with a reasonable plot line, implied relations and a goal somewhere in the mix..
My question is this.. Is there any such comic here on FA that is a decent read with a sound plot. good characters and oh yeah, art has to be something other then corny..
If you know of any or happened to know of a off-site comic that fits the description i am asking for, please leave a link and thank you for my quick rant of comic madness
Peter & Company going live on tv (Read and be amazed)
Posted 13 years agoOk here's the deal, 
is shooting for an animated Pilot for showing to major company's. The goal of this campaign is to create an animated pilot episode for Peter & Company with the intent of pitching the concept to television networks -- such as Nickelodeon, the HUB, or Cartoon Network -- or even as a distributed online series through channels such as Frederator!
Info here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3317485/
more info and details here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects.....animated-pilot
Seriously folks, it's worth a moment to go and check this out, who knows just maybe you can turn on the tv and see a great cartoon that you can sit down and share with your kids.
Yes, yes I know, i love a cause, but only the good ones are worth fighting for.
is shooting for an animated Pilot for showing to major company's. The goal of this campaign is to create an animated pilot episode for Peter & Company with the intent of pitching the concept to television networks -- such as Nickelodeon, the HUB, or Cartoon Network -- or even as a distributed online series through channels such as Frederator!Info here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3317485/
more info and details here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects.....animated-pilot
Seriously folks, it's worth a moment to go and check this out, who knows just maybe you can turn on the tv and see a great cartoon that you can sit down and share with your kids.
Yes, yes I know, i love a cause, but only the good ones are worth fighting for.
One week after another (Worth a peek, promise you 'll laugh)
Posted 13 years ago~ From the desk of Jazzy Dawn~
Last week was bad enough considering everything that has happened. Lost two of my fave tree's thanks to idiot line crewmen. A freak accident involving a chainsaw and my knee and now stuck with my folks doing a live-in while i recover. Bank account got the bottom sucked off it thanks to my Medical insurance refusing to pay ... that was last week ..
This week isn't shaping up too pretty neither... Was on my way back from the doctors office and almost got rear-ended by a idiot teenager texting while driving. Nobody was hurt, thank god. Got the results back from my x-rays, those came back good.
I think the worst that could have happened to me was....
My dad forgot to put down the commode seat after he did his business.. You know how friggin hard it is to get your ass outta a toilet with your knee all bandaged up?? I tried and tried, i just couldn't and had to resort to my mother getting me out.. not before she snapped a picture with her phone. Her laughing like a loon, me embarrassed all to hell and my dad just had to look around the bathroom door just as my ass popped free of the commode..
I swear to god, i must have pissed off somebody cause of everything that has happened. Tell you what, I'm just sleeping in tomorrow.. so ha get me there karma >:D
~Edit~ if you read and laugh, you have to share your most embarrassing moment :P
Last week was bad enough considering everything that has happened. Lost two of my fave tree's thanks to idiot line crewmen. A freak accident involving a chainsaw and my knee and now stuck with my folks doing a live-in while i recover. Bank account got the bottom sucked off it thanks to my Medical insurance refusing to pay ... that was last week ..
This week isn't shaping up too pretty neither... Was on my way back from the doctors office and almost got rear-ended by a idiot teenager texting while driving. Nobody was hurt, thank god. Got the results back from my x-rays, those came back good.
I think the worst that could have happened to me was....
My dad forgot to put down the commode seat after he did his business.. You know how friggin hard it is to get your ass outta a toilet with your knee all bandaged up?? I tried and tried, i just couldn't and had to resort to my mother getting me out.. not before she snapped a picture with her phone. Her laughing like a loon, me embarrassed all to hell and my dad just had to look around the bathroom door just as my ass popped free of the commode..
I swear to god, i must have pissed off somebody cause of everything that has happened. Tell you what, I'm just sleeping in tomorrow.. so ha get me there karma >:D
~Edit~ if you read and laugh, you have to share your most embarrassing moment :P
Name Meme
Posted 13 years agoJust a little random fun with your name
See what your name says about you and leave it for a good interesting laugh
Pilfered from
Follow this to figure yours out:
A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone
Mine:
J = Hot
A = French Kisser
S = Damn sexy
M = Very good kisser
I = Everyone's best friend
N = Cool person
E = Crazy as hell
D = Very very easy for people to like you
A = French Kisser
W = Makes people laugh
N = Cool person
...Well now.. Yup thats me, to a "T" oh and the kissin ain't half bad neither XD
See what your name says about you and leave it for a good interesting laugh
Pilfered from
Follow this to figure yours out:
A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone
Mine:
J = Hot
A = French Kisser
S = Damn sexy
M = Very good kisser
I = Everyone's best friend
N = Cool person
E = Crazy as hell
D = Very very easy for people to like you
A = French Kisser
W = Makes people laugh
N = Cool person
...Well now.. Yup thats me, to a "T" oh and the kissin ain't half bad neither XD
Free themed pixel art raffle for March!
Posted 13 years agoOne of the wonderful furs i watch 
is offering some free March themed art. Stop by, stop in and stand a chance to win a wonderful piece of art.
Copied from Taviturnip's journal in it's entirety
Yep, okay, I'm gonna do this. I think it might be fun xD
Starting from this very instant, until Friday, March 16, at midnight EST (so, when it's "Saturday"), you can put your name down here and you will be entered for a chance to win something free from me :P It will be cute, and it will be fairly small, but I do want to give this a shot. If it's fun, I'll keep doing it :D
It will be something themed around St. Patrick's Day, and it will be smallish and probably cute in nature. I also want to keep it clean this time around. I'll do a character (just one) of your choice in this kind of way :P If you win, please understand this!
Anyways, that's all. Post a comment, please spread the word in your journals, and show me :o I will write your name down and will select a winner completely randomly after the clock hits midnight Friday. I'll be watching for duplicates and reading every comment and journal link!
That's all~ Cross your fingers, and good luck everyone!
*marking names down here*
1) lolitaofthevoid
2) tahu
3) zhuria
4) grimmgin
5) daryusmackos
6) silikitty
7) kyrusfox
8) syrian
9) dlrus
10) kitsukyo
11) graedius
12) artemisziebenwolf
13) nathan-zee-wolf
14) musicofluie
15)
I owe people: $52/$52 thank you gosh
I need to raise for my friend: $63.75/$88
Please help me~
is offering some free March themed art. Stop by, stop in and stand a chance to win a wonderful piece of art.Copied from Taviturnip's journal in it's entirety
Yep, okay, I'm gonna do this. I think it might be fun xD
Starting from this very instant, until Friday, March 16, at midnight EST (so, when it's "Saturday"), you can put your name down here and you will be entered for a chance to win something free from me :P It will be cute, and it will be fairly small, but I do want to give this a shot. If it's fun, I'll keep doing it :D
It will be something themed around St. Patrick's Day, and it will be smallish and probably cute in nature. I also want to keep it clean this time around. I'll do a character (just one) of your choice in this kind of way :P If you win, please understand this!
Anyways, that's all. Post a comment, please spread the word in your journals, and show me :o I will write your name down and will select a winner completely randomly after the clock hits midnight Friday. I'll be watching for duplicates and reading every comment and journal link!
That's all~ Cross your fingers, and good luck everyone!
*marking names down here*
1) lolitaofthevoid
2) tahu
3) zhuria
4) grimmgin
5) daryusmackos
6) silikitty
7) kyrusfox
8) syrian
9) dlrus
10) kitsukyo
11) graedius
12) artemisziebenwolf
13) nathan-zee-wolf
14) musicofluie
15)
I owe people: $52/$52 thank you gosh
I need to raise for my friend: $63.75/$88
Please help me~
Ever wonder... (42 questions to wonder about...)
Posted 13 years agoA note a friend of mine, Nydia Tungsten gave to me earlier. Had a lot of interesting questions that even i can't answer.
THought to pass them along on here to share with everyone. Enjoy X3 Oh bonus points if you can answer any these questions
1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
4. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6. What disease did cured ham actually have?
7. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8. Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
10. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...
13. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
14. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
16. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
17. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
18. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
19. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
20. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
21. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
22.Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
23. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
24. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
25. Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
26. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
27. Why does some one believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
28. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
29. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
30. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
31. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
32. Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
33. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
34. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
35. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
36. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
37. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
38. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
39. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
40. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
41. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
42. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE.........
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
THought to pass them along on here to share with everyone. Enjoy X3 Oh bonus points if you can answer any these questions
1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
4. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
5. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
6. What disease did cured ham actually have?
7. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8. Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
10. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
12. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...
13. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
14. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
16. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
17. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
18. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
19. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
20. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
21. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
22.Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
23. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
24. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
25. Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
26. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
27. Why does some one believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
28. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
29. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
30. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
31. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
32. Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
33. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
34. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
35. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
36. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
37. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
38. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
39. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
40. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
41. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
42. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE.........
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Apophysis constructs
Posted 13 years agoYes yes i know, most you are asking what the deal is with my weird Digital art i am posting. I'm using a Fractal Design program called Apophysis 2.08 3D hack and let me tell you that it has one hell of a learning curve. Sooo many variables, sooo many settings and with the right combo of any given number, you can create a image that will either creep you out or take your breath away.
Most of what i have posted here so far is from tutorials i was able to find out and about on the internet, some severally modified versions of those tutorials. As i continue to get better, i can see this as becoming a interesting tool in my digital toolbelt for projects later on down the road. On the side note, i might even consider doing commissions for people once i have fully learnt this software. But don't hold your breaths any time soon.. I'm still learning.
If you see something of my Fractal designs, your welcome to use them as wallpaper or whatever, just if anyone asks, send them my way and thanks for my rambling once again.
Most of what i have posted here so far is from tutorials i was able to find out and about on the internet, some severally modified versions of those tutorials. As i continue to get better, i can see this as becoming a interesting tool in my digital toolbelt for projects later on down the road. On the side note, i might even consider doing commissions for people once i have fully learnt this software. But don't hold your breaths any time soon.. I'm still learning.
If you see something of my Fractal designs, your welcome to use them as wallpaper or whatever, just if anyone asks, send them my way and thanks for my rambling once again.
Desktop Ponies :D
Posted 14 years agoFor all my MLP lovers out there. I was trying to find a animated icon i found earlier today and to my discovery.... I found a Screensaver that lets you have free-range My Little Pony's on your desktop.
Yes!!!
You heard me right. ALL the characters for MLP Season 1 is included.
Now i know where you can find something this awesome soo....
By the way, hows the weather where your at? Good? Bad? Rainy? Snowy?
Oh just turned the big 3 2 yesterday... Wooooooo yeah.. just another reminder that i'm getting older..
Oh say what? Ponies? Ponies... Oh Ponies!! Yeah i know where you can get some for your desktop :3
Is easy go here: http://www.desktopponies.com/
Current version is 1.39 and course i use Windows 7 64 bit and it works great. Simple stupid instructions to get you up and running.
But if your like me and enjoy a nice screensaver from time to time, here ya go. Gift wrapped and handed to you on a silver plater.. oh did I mention it's completely free. Current version comes with source code + signature file
So it really can't get much better then the little MLP's talking to you. Wait.. oh that's right.. they do. Go check it out folks, can't go wrong with something free.
Yes!!!
You heard me right. ALL the characters for MLP Season 1 is included.
Now i know where you can find something this awesome soo....
By the way, hows the weather where your at? Good? Bad? Rainy? Snowy?
Oh just turned the big 3 2 yesterday... Wooooooo yeah.. just another reminder that i'm getting older..
Oh say what? Ponies? Ponies... Oh Ponies!! Yeah i know where you can get some for your desktop :3
Is easy go here: http://www.desktopponies.com/
Current version is 1.39 and course i use Windows 7 64 bit and it works great. Simple stupid instructions to get you up and running.
But if your like me and enjoy a nice screensaver from time to time, here ya go. Gift wrapped and handed to you on a silver plater.. oh did I mention it's completely free. Current version comes with source code + signature file
So it really can't get much better then the little MLP's talking to you. Wait.. oh that's right.. they do. Go check it out folks, can't go wrong with something free.
Mental Health Hotline
Posted 14 years agoThere comes a time for the need to give people a selection of what they can choose from every now and again.
Hence i recently hear the "Irish Mental Health hotline" and about busted a few seams laughing. Thought it a great idea for my auto-response while I am busy in Second Life working on something.
Hello and welcome to the Jasmine Dawn Mental health Hotline.
Please read closely and make a selection or wait for the beep after the beep.
Be mindful that the answering operator can transfer your connection to any other department at any time.
If you are bearing cookies or in need of a hug? Press "1" and someone will be with you very shortly.
If you are in need of help, Please press "2" and state the nature of the help needed.
Do you have a general topic needing discussed? Press "3"
If you have multiple fursonality's, Please press "4","5" & "6"
Are you lonely and needing a good friend to chatter with? Please press "7" and you will be forwarded to the first avaible chatter.
If you are a troll, please press "8" and your call will be forwarded to the AR department. Please stay on the line because we know who you are and what you are. Your call is really not that important but we do try to help you with your stupidity
If you have are having issues with any operator, please close out the window and try your IM later.
If you are dyslexic, press "696969696969"
And last but not least, Do you just send random friend requests? Starting drama or griefing? Just do yourself a favor and close out the IM window because all our operators are too busy muting you or filling out Abuse reports.
*Beep*
Anyone that partakes of Second Life will understand this fully but if you have any suggestions, I am all ears
Hence i recently hear the "Irish Mental Health hotline" and about busted a few seams laughing. Thought it a great idea for my auto-response while I am busy in Second Life working on something.
Hello and welcome to the Jasmine Dawn Mental health Hotline.
Please read closely and make a selection or wait for the beep after the beep.
Be mindful that the answering operator can transfer your connection to any other department at any time.
If you are bearing cookies or in need of a hug? Press "1" and someone will be with you very shortly.
If you are in need of help, Please press "2" and state the nature of the help needed.
Do you have a general topic needing discussed? Press "3"
If you have multiple fursonality's, Please press "4","5" & "6"
Are you lonely and needing a good friend to chatter with? Please press "7" and you will be forwarded to the first avaible chatter.
If you are a troll, please press "8" and your call will be forwarded to the AR department. Please stay on the line because we know who you are and what you are. Your call is really not that important but we do try to help you with your stupidity
If you have are having issues with any operator, please close out the window and try your IM later.
If you are dyslexic, press "696969696969"
And last but not least, Do you just send random friend requests? Starting drama or griefing? Just do yourself a favor and close out the IM window because all our operators are too busy muting you or filling out Abuse reports.
*Beep*
Anyone that partakes of Second Life will understand this fully but if you have any suggestions, I am all ears
