...Because I'm sick and tired of the drama and bullshit that you have to put up with if you're gay, and dealing with the faggots...

...So I'm gonna go out and go get married to a tree, and we're gonna have beautiful sapplings together...

~JC

Hey guys...Just letting you all know that I'm still doing commissions that are super affordable

Linework - $10
Full Color - $15
(over two characters is an additional $5 per character)

IMPORTANT NOTE: Mind you, what i consider a 'normal pic is either a pinup or maybe two characters going at it...HOWEVER, if you want TONZ of detail, drama and madness in the backround or part of the pic, Then i gotta charge more...I'm sorry, but that's just how it works. I can't spend a month in an of itself working on JUST the backround...does that make sense?...BESIDES...$15 aint shit....so dont bitch ;3


All work is digital, feel free to PM me if you're interested...I'm in a lil bit of a panic right now, so any kind of support would help greatly. Thank you.

~JC

 chazwolf - finishing up the coloring

"Dupinonions" - starting linework

 IRON - idea in progress

 FoxTrott - idea in progress

an update on your commissions:


 Minala - finished, waiting on payment

 TORA - Finished, waiting on payment

 Chazwolf - linework done, color version soon

"Duspinonions" - idea in progress

 iron - idea in progress


Anyone want commissions? Super cheap and super worth it :3

~JC

stole this from my special lion...

Last beverage – grape juice
2. Last phone call - some straight douchebag that has 3 kids and is a major closet case
3. Last text message - was from my Master
4. Last song you listened to – She Bop -Cyndi Lauper
5. Last time you cried – last night during a show.

FIVE HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Dated someone twice – nope, ex's are ex's for a reason
2. Been cheated on? Yes
3. Kissed someone & regretted it? OH HELL YEAH!!!
4. Lost someone special? Not yet
5. Been depressed? Yuppers

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
1. Purple
2. Green
3. Orange
4. Blueblack...does that count for 2???

HAVE YOU:
1. Made new friends – Yup
2. Fallen out of love – durrr...
3. Laughed until you cried – its been a while
4. Met someone who changed you - yeah...kinda...
5. Found out who your true friends were? Yeah, damn fuckers. lol
6. Found out someone was talking about you? Yes,..oh well. lol
7. Kissed anyone on your friend's list – yup...several...no comment.
8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life – not alot...but no matter
9. How many kids do you want to have - NONE!!!!
10. Do you have any pets – 1, my black kitty Charlie :3
11. Do you want to change your name - Nope, but it IS a lil boring
12. What did you do for your last birthday – Smoked a blunt
13. What time did you wake up today – Around 3:23 PM
14. What were you doing at midnight last night: probably jerkin' off...who knows, too high to remember
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for – smoking a blunt
16. Last time you saw your father – this morning
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life – all I wanna do is come home from my job, pay the bills, and smoke a blunt. lol
18. What are you listening to right now → The Veronicas - Mother Mother
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? yup, the tard at the gas station
23. What's getting on your nerves right now? being so unhigh...
24. Most visited webpage - hotmail.com

1. What's your name? Tim
2. Nicknames – "Daul" "kitty" "pet" "manwhore"
3. Relationship Status – umm...single i guess
4. Zodiac sign - gemini....oh yeah, better watch your back mother fuckersss!!!
5. Male or female or transgendered - male...i am STRICTLY DICKLY
6. Elementary – Puraquequara, Brazil
7. Middle School – Puraquequara, Brazil
8. High school - Seminole High School
10. Hair color – Black
11. Long or short - Long
16. Height - 6'1"
17. Do you have a crush on someone? – yup...my lion
18: What do you like about yourself? my eyes...oh fuck, i just love me in general demmit. lol
19. Piercings - None cuz it'll make me look like a chick.
20. Tattoos – none yet
21. Righty or lefty ? Right handed for everything else, left handed for jerkin' off.

FIRSTS :
22. First surgery – never had one
23. First piercing - None yet
24. First best friends – Chucky Hyena
26. First sport you joined - Salao
27. First pet – Cat
28. First vacation – flew to the USA for a year
29. First concert – never been
30. First crush – oh lawd...who knows. lol.

RIGHT NOW:
49. Eating - banana with peanut butter
50. Drinking - grape juice
52. I'm about to – probably jerk off again
53. Listening to - Zapp and Rogers - Computer Love
55. Waiting for – who knows...a bag of weed to fall from the sky and into my lap

YOUR FUTURE :
58. Want kids? HELL NO
59. Want to get married? Probably not...i dont see myself committing anytime soon
60. Careers in mind? modeling

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?
68. Lips or eyes – Lips
69. Hugs or kisses - kisses
70. Shorter or taller - taller
71. Older or Younger - eh, no difference...i can rough em up equally
72. Romantic or spontaneous? Both
73. Nice stomach or nice arms - stomach, so i can kiss it.
74. Sensitive or loud - eh. no matter...
77. Trouble maker or hesitant- Both

HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger – yup
79. Had a one night stand – yup
80. Lost glasses/contacts – Yup
81. Sex on first date - WHO HASNT?!?!
82. Broken someone's heart – a whole bunch of times. lol
83. Had your own heart broken – a few
85. Been arrested - any day now....
86. Turned someone down - Yes
87. Cried when someone died - Yes
88. Liked a friend that is a girl? Yes..i know...shocker huh?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself- sometimes...its nice when i suprise myself
90. Miracles - Yes
91. Love at first sight – ABSOLUTELY NOT
92. Heaven – im not really sure.
93. Santa Claus – Nah
95. Kiss on the first date? ummm...sure why not?
96. Angels – Yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yes...my lion...
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? yeah, but i dont like admitting to it. lol
98. Do you believe in God? i guess so.
99. Are you doing this because you were tagged? nope...i did this all on my frekkin own.

...now go fuck yerself. lol

So things havent really changed in my world as far as finding a job due to the economy and shit. I've been out of work now for SEVEN FUCKING months, and i'm going crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaazy....so yeah, i'm giving considerable thought into joining the military...more news to come later.

...i just wanna feel like im doing something damnit.

~JC

 iron - finishing up the linework / starting coloring

 Minala - finishing up linework

 TORA - idea in process

Sorry its taking so long...im off my ass and running now...

NEVER YOU FEAR!!!!!!!!

true...so drunk

Stoned and drunk right now, but just poppin' on to say I'm here still.

...what a great song to tard out to....

so i recently (tonight) traded in my nice LCD flatscreen monitor for a huge honkin' "box" monitor...

I'M FUCKING STOKED.

That stupid piece of shit flat screen was making my pics so much darker than what they should be, and wasnt made aware of this til now. Anyways...I'm reposting a few of the same pics made to look a bit lighter as they were meant to be.

More to come soon.

~JC

here are people i still have commissions to do for:

 chazwolf - linework done, finish coloring
 iron - linework started
 minala - linework started

anymore commission takers?

im just taking a quick moment to apologize in advance for the delay on the commissions. ive been dealing with a very hard case of depression that's making me want to delve into the world of hard drugs, like cocaine for instance...

not sure if its due to extreme loneliness or lack of companionship, or boredom...whatever the case is, its there and i'm trying my damnest to deal with it.

sorry again,

~JC

Commissions are still open btw. Here's just a list of people that want commissions from me.

 Mooglepower STILL waiting on an idea from him
 segremores linework in process
 chazwolf linework in process
 Iron idea in process...*ish nervous about this one* o.O
 Minala idea in process

Anyone interested in getting a commission? Feel free to let me know :3

~JC

Back online you guys. whooooah...so high. lol Anyways. Im back and have every intention on doing all your pics. commission and free ones alike. Just be patient ;3

but im back :3

JC

Hey guys, I'm moving my happy ass back to FL on the 27th, so I wont be posting anything til I get back there. Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. :3

~JC

Just giving an update on whats going on with commissions :3


 howlietigerpaw - finished, waiting on payment from him

 summercat - linework in process

 mooglepower - still waiting on an idea from him

 hyenafur - idea in process

 segremores - idea in process

 ChazWolf - idea in process

and Kaotic Skunk - idea in process


Let me know if anyone else would like a commission :3

~JC

I would just like to say thank you to everyone that has helped me out here the past few days. I've had an overwhelming response about doing commissions, and I do thank everyone for that. Here's a list of commissions that are being done in order that i received them.

 Domafox - done, waiting for payment

 bluhuski - linework in process

 Ironclaw - linework in process

 howlietigerpaw - idea in process

 summercat - idea in process

 MooglePower - waiting for idea from him

 hyenafur - idea in process

 Segremores - idea in process

All I ask that everyone please be patient, as I am doing my damnest to get these taken care of as quickly and efficiently as possible. And btw, I just got a paypal account set up for easier payment. Thanks summercat for helping with that ;3

Thank you all again,
~JC

P.S. commissions are still open ;3

Commissions are now open. All is digital art.

Linework- $10
Full color- $15

PM me if interested.

Sorry about the last journal. Drunk again.

~JC

thanks alot for your help...it seems like the only time you fuckers can read is when there's free art involved.

Ok, so here's the deal...

It's been brought to my attention that maybe I should start doing commissions since I've been keeping so freakin busy working on all these pictures for everyone...but herein lies the problem. I don't know how to market myself and/or my art in a way to draw in the masses to purchase said art.

For example, I have no idea where someone would even turn to if they were interested in potentially paying for a picture. And also, prices kinda leave me in the dark as to how much one should pay for a commission.

I mean, I don't wanna be like, "heh, I'm charging you an arm and a leg for this shit, and from the looks of it you're getting fucking ripped the hell off." lol I would want prices to be affordable enough so that most people would have the means to pay for it.

e.g.
linework $5
full color $10

Now, I really just need advice on what to do if i were interested in doing commissions. Hell, I would like to know if my shit is even GOOD enough for commissions.

Your thoughts would be appreciated.

Thanx

~JC

Just giving another lil update on the art that everyone's getting :3


 f0x_t0dd - linework in process

 domafox - linework in process

 kashagalilie - idea in process

 valerion - idea in process

 rustysteele - idea in process

 bluhuski - idea in process

 skreft - idea in process

 ozzyroo89 - idea in process

 ralunim - idea in process

 jamieotterbein - idea in process

 DiWolfe - idea in process

 zachski - idea in process

 marston - idea in process/requested a trade


Maybe they'll all be done by christmas??? ...maybe?

Some of you guys are seriously getting on my nerves about when your pic would be done. So lemme break it down for ya so you can let me continue to work.

The following people are ALL the people i said i would have free art for. Note that how they are listed is chronologically correct as to when its their turn to receive their shits.

 snowpuma - line work done, coloring in process

 tiger_sammy - line work in process

 akota - line work in process

 reikonova - idea in process

 faruzah - idea in process

 SeikoSieraseiga - idea in process

 F0x_T0dd - idea in process

 Domafox - idea in process

 KashaGalilie - idea in process

 Valerion - idea in process

 RustySteele - idea in process

 bluhuski - idea in process

 skreft - idea in process

 ozzyroo89 - idea in process

 ralunim - waiting on an idea from them

 jamieotterbein - idea in process

 Span_Wolf - idea in process

 DiWolfe - idea in process

 zachski - waiting on an idea from them

 marston - idea in process/requested a trade


I know, i know, it's a long ass list, but i'm gonna try and get them all done before Christmas....i kid you not... o.o

Ok so anyways, there. :3

~JC

Listen guys, Im really sorry that im super late with the pics i owe everyone. Things have been happening all at once here, so drawing hasnt really been one of my top priorities. That will be changing here soon.

I still have all of you in mind, and will be getting back to work shortly.

~JC

Holy shit, it's a good fucking thing i made a reminder for myself to do this journal tonight, because quite honestly, I'm so messed up right now I'm shocked I can even type...

So this is the journal...you all have until the end of september 7th to respond to this journal to get free art...

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....go!!!

FELIZ SETE DE SETEMBRO!!!!

~JC

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! I can't fucking believe my pic made it on fchan!!! My shit NEVER gets on there!!!! lol Here's the proof......

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1503520/

sorry about doing this, but this is a pretty big deal for me. hahaha...yaaaaaaaaay!!!!

Ok, so ive been told alot that i should give some sort of warning that I'll be giving out free art. So here's you're chance, so pay attention.

September 7th is Brazil's Independence Day, and being the dedicated Brazilian that I am, I'll be wanting to celebrate. So on that day, starting at midnight, a journal will be posted. Everyone that response to that journal within that 24 hr period will be getting free art! Pretty fucking cool huh?!

Anyways. Keep an eye out for the date ;3

~JC