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Posted 16 years agoI make them good girls go bad
I make them good girls go
Good girls go bad
I know your type
(Your type)
You're daddy's little girl
Just take a bite
(One bite)
Let me shake up your world
'Cause just one night couldn't be so wrong
I'm gonna make you lose control
She was so shy
Till I drove her wild
I make them good girls go bad
I make them good girls go bad
You were hanging in the corner
With your five best friends
You heard that I was trouble
But you couldn't resist
I make them good girls go bad
I make them good girls go
Good girls go bad
I know your type
(Your type)
Boy, you're dangerous
Yeah, you're that guy
(That guy)
I'd be stupid to trust
But just one night couldn't be so wrong
You make me wanna lose control
She was so shy
Till I drove her wild
I make them good girls go bad
I make them good girls go bad
I was hanging in the corner
With my five best friends
I heard that you were trouble
But I couldn't resist
I make them good girls go bad
I make them good girls go
Good girls go bad
Bad bad
Good girls go bad
Bad bad
Good girls go bad
Oh, she got away with the boys in the place
Treat 'em like they don't stand a chance
And he got away with the girls in the back
Acting like they're too hot to dance
Yeah, she got away with the boys in the place
Treat 'em like they don't stand a chance
And he got away with the girls in the back
Acting like they're too hot to dance
I make them good girls go bad
(They don't stand a chance)
I make them good girls go
make them good girls go
The good girls go bad, yeah
Good girls go bad
I was hanging in the corner
With my five best friends
I thought that you were trouble
But I couldn't resist
I make them good girls go bad
I make them good girls go bad
I make them good girls go
Good girls go bad
Bad bad bad
Good girls go bad
Bad bad bad
Good girls go
I make them good girls go
Good girls go bad
I know your type
(Your type)
You're daddy's little girl
Just take a bite
(One bite)
Let me shake up your world
'Cause just one night couldn't be so wrong
I'm gonna make you lose control
She was so shy
Till I drove her wild
I make them good girls go bad
I make them good girls go bad
You were hanging in the corner
With your five best friends
You heard that I was trouble
But you couldn't resist
I make them good girls go bad
I make them good girls go
Good girls go bad
I know your type
(Your type)
Boy, you're dangerous
Yeah, you're that guy
(That guy)
I'd be stupid to trust
But just one night couldn't be so wrong
You make me wanna lose control
She was so shy
Till I drove her wild
I make them good girls go bad
I make them good girls go bad
I was hanging in the corner
With my five best friends
I heard that you were trouble
But I couldn't resist
I make them good girls go bad
I make them good girls go
Good girls go bad
Bad bad
Good girls go bad
Bad bad
Good girls go bad
Oh, she got away with the boys in the place
Treat 'em like they don't stand a chance
And he got away with the girls in the back
Acting like they're too hot to dance
Yeah, she got away with the boys in the place
Treat 'em like they don't stand a chance
And he got away with the girls in the back
Acting like they're too hot to dance
I make them good girls go bad
(They don't stand a chance)
I make them good girls go
make them good girls go
The good girls go bad, yeah
Good girls go bad
I was hanging in the corner
With my five best friends
I thought that you were trouble
But I couldn't resist
I make them good girls go bad
I make them good girls go bad
I make them good girls go
Good girls go bad
Bad bad bad
Good girls go bad
Bad bad bad
Good girls go
Megaplex story
Posted 16 years agoOkay, so as a part of my background as a writer, I enjoy writing things with a sort of theme. One of these themes is to write journal entries in the style of a sermon. Not a judeochristian sermon, but one themed around the ideologies of the fictional clan/cult of vampires from Vampire: The Masquerade known as the Followers of Set. This is one of those sermons, detailing a story that I was asked to tell that really pissed me off that happened during Megaplex. Remember: All the religious stuff is fiction, the base anecdote is real.
It seems, my faithful children of the Nile, that the attitudes of those who serve the Aeons can even drive a servant of Set like myself to near-unfathomable fury. That's right; I allowed the Dark God's vengeance to take too much control over me and I acted in haste. I am not omnipotent, and as such I have weaknesses.
This past weekend was the annual Pawpet Megaplex convention in Kissimmee, FL. I felt it was my obligation to spread the glorious word of Set to those who are bound by the shackles of the Aeons. I brought a friend who does not share my fervor or vigor in my actions, but does not act wrongly either. While this friend is biologically female, they do not classify themselves as male OR female. Their gender identity is that of a third gender completely separate from the two. As such, out of respect I refer to them in gender-neutral terms or special terms that are meant neither for male nor female individuals such as zie and hir.
Zie has a friend, who shall remain nameless as I have enough respect for myself not to lower to his level cause a shitstorm over his head, that works at a restaurant in Disney World. Him, hir, myself, and three other individuals left Megaple in three separate cars (two people per car) to follow him to the restaurant.
On the way there, he speeds, turns into lanes that if I attempted to follow immediately I would have crashed into a car - since he either cut off cars on the road or turned when there was a car literally directly next to me in that lane - which forces ME to speed to try and keep up, and forgets more than once to signal before turning off into a side road, risking dangerous turns for myself and the car behind me.
However, we make it to the restaurant and have a great meal. Everything is fine and there's nothing wrong. That is, until we start heading back.
On the way back, hir friend turns into a left-turn only lane, then with about 1.5-2 car lengths left until the end of the lane, he turns on his right turn signal to get back onto the main road. There is traffic coming in that lane. There are cars behind myself and the other car following us that wanted to turn left, but now couldn't because there was not one, not two, but three cars who were blocking them from the left turn, despite the light rapidly approaching the time limit in which it would turn back to red. Hir friend finally makes it back into the main road and I just BARELY get in behind him by making some dangerous moves that I did not want to make. I did not know Orlando/Kissimmee, though, so I did not want to get lost. The other car was not so lucky and remained stuck at the left turn lane.
That was the start of my breaking point. I did not even see the other car until a few minutes after we had finally arrived back at the hotel, so we were lucky they knew where to go. Unfortunately, this story does not end just yet. There is more to be spoken upon this imbecile's actions.
Florida, my acolytes, is notorious for random bouts of torrential rain. Driving through it is dangerous. Driving on the interstate through it, even more so. Yet not only does this man believe it is good to drive through this weather with a car following him (and a second one now lost), but that it was appropriate to speed and continue to drive erratically, sometimes turning on his turn signal then turning left... while on an entrance ramp and ending up taking his car partway over the yellow line.
By this point, I am infuriated. He has lost one of the cars he was leading, risked getting into a crash himself (with a passenger in his car), and risked getting my friend and myself into an accident as a result of his driving. His actions were irresponsible, immature and downright stupid. Not to mention the disrespect of endangering the health of multiple people and losing one of the cars following him and not even having the common decency to slow down or pull over to wait for the car.
Finally, we make it back to the hotel where the convention is. Regardless of how angry and/or frustrated I am, I'm still trying to be respectful since this is a friend of a friend. He was kind enough to get us a discount at the restaurant since he worked there, so I shouldn't cause a fuss in front of everyone. So I ask him to step aside with me in the parking lot, so that we can speak privately.
Me: "You graduated high school, right?"
Him: "Yes."
Me: "So, I can assume you are as intelligent as the average American citizen, correct?"
Him: "I'd like to think so."
Me: "Okay. So why the hell would you be so immature, stupid, and disrespectful to drive like that? What gives you the right to act that way?"
Around this point, in the middle of me speaking to him, he rolls his eyes, turns and walks away in a huff. Not a word. He didn't even say "I don't want to talk about this, I'm done with the conversation." He just turned and walked away.
My last sermon was about respect. You don't respect me, and I will not respect you in return. I was raised with the understanding that respect is everything. In addition to that, there are two things in this world I truly hate: Hypocrites and Cowards. There is nothing more cowardly to me than not being able to admit your mistakes and instead simply running from them.
I was speechless. Never before has someone been so disrespectful and cowardly to simply leave in the middle of a conversation without even admitting that what they did was wrong. All respect for him has gone out the window. As such, I don't even care about causing a scene anymore. I start shouting at him. He heads into the hotel. I follow, continuing to ask for an explanation for his actions. He heads into the con, where there is a large number of people. I follow, calling him out on his cowardice. He rounds the corner and takes off, at which point a member of the convention security grabs me and tells me to stop or else I will be kicked out of the convention.
I understand why he said that; I was causing a disruption. However, it does not change that it was immature and cowardly for this man to run like a child into a public area to try and avoid getting berated for something that was a legitimate grievance.
By this point, livid barely even begins to scratch the surface of my anger level. So I go outside to calm down. I decide to smoke a few cigarettes to calm down. Luckily, there are a number of people who I am friends with or had become acquainted with that were there, and I was able to explain the situation so I could ensure that my perspective was not blinded with my anger. Even the people who normally disagreed with stances I held were in agreement that I was not overreacting in my anger and what he did was in fact disrespectful, immature, stupid and cowardly.
Every story has a moral, my followers. Like Aesop's fables, my experiences are to teach those who have not experienced.
The moral of this story is that you must not relent upon the truth, regardless of how much it may hurt. Do not lie down like a coward when someone confronts you. Admit when you are wrong, and work to fix those mistakes - even if it as simple as apologizing. Passive-Aggressive behavior is not the correct way to deal with your problems, and neither is running away from them. Lastly, if someone is your friend, you should NEVER be so disrespectful as to endanger their safety.
Go with Set.
It seems, my faithful children of the Nile, that the attitudes of those who serve the Aeons can even drive a servant of Set like myself to near-unfathomable fury. That's right; I allowed the Dark God's vengeance to take too much control over me and I acted in haste. I am not omnipotent, and as such I have weaknesses.
This past weekend was the annual Pawpet Megaplex convention in Kissimmee, FL. I felt it was my obligation to spread the glorious word of Set to those who are bound by the shackles of the Aeons. I brought a friend who does not share my fervor or vigor in my actions, but does not act wrongly either. While this friend is biologically female, they do not classify themselves as male OR female. Their gender identity is that of a third gender completely separate from the two. As such, out of respect I refer to them in gender-neutral terms or special terms that are meant neither for male nor female individuals such as zie and hir.
Zie has a friend, who shall remain nameless as I have enough respect for myself not to lower to his level cause a shitstorm over his head, that works at a restaurant in Disney World. Him, hir, myself, and three other individuals left Megaple in three separate cars (two people per car) to follow him to the restaurant.
On the way there, he speeds, turns into lanes that if I attempted to follow immediately I would have crashed into a car - since he either cut off cars on the road or turned when there was a car literally directly next to me in that lane - which forces ME to speed to try and keep up, and forgets more than once to signal before turning off into a side road, risking dangerous turns for myself and the car behind me.
However, we make it to the restaurant and have a great meal. Everything is fine and there's nothing wrong. That is, until we start heading back.
On the way back, hir friend turns into a left-turn only lane, then with about 1.5-2 car lengths left until the end of the lane, he turns on his right turn signal to get back onto the main road. There is traffic coming in that lane. There are cars behind myself and the other car following us that wanted to turn left, but now couldn't because there was not one, not two, but three cars who were blocking them from the left turn, despite the light rapidly approaching the time limit in which it would turn back to red. Hir friend finally makes it back into the main road and I just BARELY get in behind him by making some dangerous moves that I did not want to make. I did not know Orlando/Kissimmee, though, so I did not want to get lost. The other car was not so lucky and remained stuck at the left turn lane.
That was the start of my breaking point. I did not even see the other car until a few minutes after we had finally arrived back at the hotel, so we were lucky they knew where to go. Unfortunately, this story does not end just yet. There is more to be spoken upon this imbecile's actions.
Florida, my acolytes, is notorious for random bouts of torrential rain. Driving through it is dangerous. Driving on the interstate through it, even more so. Yet not only does this man believe it is good to drive through this weather with a car following him (and a second one now lost), but that it was appropriate to speed and continue to drive erratically, sometimes turning on his turn signal then turning left... while on an entrance ramp and ending up taking his car partway over the yellow line.
By this point, I am infuriated. He has lost one of the cars he was leading, risked getting into a crash himself (with a passenger in his car), and risked getting my friend and myself into an accident as a result of his driving. His actions were irresponsible, immature and downright stupid. Not to mention the disrespect of endangering the health of multiple people and losing one of the cars following him and not even having the common decency to slow down or pull over to wait for the car.
Finally, we make it back to the hotel where the convention is. Regardless of how angry and/or frustrated I am, I'm still trying to be respectful since this is a friend of a friend. He was kind enough to get us a discount at the restaurant since he worked there, so I shouldn't cause a fuss in front of everyone. So I ask him to step aside with me in the parking lot, so that we can speak privately.
Me: "You graduated high school, right?"
Him: "Yes."
Me: "So, I can assume you are as intelligent as the average American citizen, correct?"
Him: "I'd like to think so."
Me: "Okay. So why the hell would you be so immature, stupid, and disrespectful to drive like that? What gives you the right to act that way?"
Around this point, in the middle of me speaking to him, he rolls his eyes, turns and walks away in a huff. Not a word. He didn't even say "I don't want to talk about this, I'm done with the conversation." He just turned and walked away.
My last sermon was about respect. You don't respect me, and I will not respect you in return. I was raised with the understanding that respect is everything. In addition to that, there are two things in this world I truly hate: Hypocrites and Cowards. There is nothing more cowardly to me than not being able to admit your mistakes and instead simply running from them.
I was speechless. Never before has someone been so disrespectful and cowardly to simply leave in the middle of a conversation without even admitting that what they did was wrong. All respect for him has gone out the window. As such, I don't even care about causing a scene anymore. I start shouting at him. He heads into the hotel. I follow, continuing to ask for an explanation for his actions. He heads into the con, where there is a large number of people. I follow, calling him out on his cowardice. He rounds the corner and takes off, at which point a member of the convention security grabs me and tells me to stop or else I will be kicked out of the convention.
I understand why he said that; I was causing a disruption. However, it does not change that it was immature and cowardly for this man to run like a child into a public area to try and avoid getting berated for something that was a legitimate grievance.
By this point, livid barely even begins to scratch the surface of my anger level. So I go outside to calm down. I decide to smoke a few cigarettes to calm down. Luckily, there are a number of people who I am friends with or had become acquainted with that were there, and I was able to explain the situation so I could ensure that my perspective was not blinded with my anger. Even the people who normally disagreed with stances I held were in agreement that I was not overreacting in my anger and what he did was in fact disrespectful, immature, stupid and cowardly.
Every story has a moral, my followers. Like Aesop's fables, my experiences are to teach those who have not experienced.
The moral of this story is that you must not relent upon the truth, regardless of how much it may hurt. Do not lie down like a coward when someone confronts you. Admit when you are wrong, and work to fix those mistakes - even if it as simple as apologizing. Passive-Aggressive behavior is not the correct way to deal with your problems, and neither is running away from them. Lastly, if someone is your friend, you should NEVER be so disrespectful as to endanger their safety.
Go with Set.
Megaplex Meme
Posted 16 years agoGot this from el-koze i keep forgetting how to do the usericon thing but i don't care enough so w/e
Where are you coming from?
Tampa, Florida
What day are you getting there?
Friday morning/afternoon.
What days are you going to be at the con?
The 24th through the 26th.
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
Wherever I can inhale massive quantities of burnt tobacco leaf rolled into a paper and cotton-filter cigarette and have the best access to wax philosophical, debate existentialism and nihilism, discuss the sociopolitical climate, and call people fucking retards for being fucking retards. So basically wherever the smoker's lounge is.
Where are you coming from?
Tampa, Florida
What day are you getting there?
Friday morning/afternoon.
What days are you going to be at the con?
The 24th through the 26th.
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
Wherever I can inhale massive quantities of burnt tobacco leaf rolled into a paper and cotton-filter cigarette and have the best access to wax philosophical, debate existentialism and nihilism, discuss the sociopolitical climate, and call people fucking retards for being fucking retards. So basically wherever the smoker's lounge is.
Megaplex
Posted 16 years agoYeah I'm going.
Lyricut: Fight INside - RED
Posted 16 years agoEnemy
Familiar friend
My beginning and my end
Knowing truth
Whispering lies
And it hurts again...
What I fear
What I try
The words I say and what I hide
All the pain
I want it to end
But I want it again
And it finds me
The fight inside is coursing through my veins
And it's raging
The fight inside is breaking me again
It's still the same
Pursuing pain
Isn't worth the light I've gained
We both know
How this will end
But I do it again
And it finds me
The fight inside is coursing through my veins
And it's raging
The fight inside is hurting me again
And it finds me
The war within me pulls me under
And without you
The fight inside is breaking me again
It's nothing
(It's everything)
It's nothing
(It's everything)
It's nothing
(It's everything)
It's nothing
It's everything
And it finds me
The fight inside is coursing through my veins
And it's raging
The fight inside is hurting me again
And it finds me
The war within me pulls me under
And without you
The fight inside is breaking me again
It's breaking me
It's breaking me
I'm falling apart
I'm falling apart
Familiar friend
My beginning and my end
Knowing truth
Whispering lies
And it hurts again...
What I fear
What I try
The words I say and what I hide
All the pain
I want it to end
But I want it again
And it finds me
The fight inside is coursing through my veins
And it's raging
The fight inside is breaking me again
It's still the same
Pursuing pain
Isn't worth the light I've gained
We both know
How this will end
But I do it again
And it finds me
The fight inside is coursing through my veins
And it's raging
The fight inside is hurting me again
And it finds me
The war within me pulls me under
And without you
The fight inside is breaking me again
It's nothing
(It's everything)
It's nothing
(It's everything)
It's nothing
(It's everything)
It's nothing
It's everything
And it finds me
The fight inside is coursing through my veins
And it's raging
The fight inside is hurting me again
And it finds me
The war within me pulls me under
And without you
The fight inside is breaking me again
It's breaking me
It's breaking me
I'm falling apart
I'm falling apart
yawn
Posted 16 years agoi'm tired. i've had a very long and exhausting weekend. I have class tomorrow morning at 11 AM. I'd rather not go, but I've already missed classes due to going to california. that's about it and whoever you are i probably hate you or don't hate you i guess
A Hint:
Posted 16 years agoIf you plan on trolling someone, let me know first. I can help you not do something stupid and get banned. I have learned how by avoiding bans AND experiencing bans. So trust me.
Have Camera, Will Photograph.
Posted 16 years agoI have a Nikon d60 dSLR camera. What I do not have is the desire to consistently go to my friends asking to be able to photograph them at random points in time, as that's rude and they have other things to do that would be invasive of me to intrude upon. So, for the points in time in which I do not have those friends available, I would like to start taking photographs of or for people. If you want to model for me, cool. Send me an IM or private message and we can discuss what sort of shoots would work best for both time schedules and such. If you want me to come and do photography for you, as I am an amateur I will do so for like twenty bucks, maybe thirty if I have to drive a ways. The cost of taking and sending the photos will be included in that. Now, I will not take pornographic photos; I plan on trying to show these pictures off to people at some point. Things dealing with furries will most likely go onto this FA account, unless you wish for the photographs to be sent privately to yourself. All I ask when publishing the photographs I take for you is to give credit to me and that's it.
So, if you want to have pictures taken of you or an event, let me know!
So, if you want to have pictures taken of you or an event, let me know!
ATTN:
Posted 16 years agoi just farted.
tia
tia
let me clear my throat
Posted 16 years agolol
yeah that's about it
yeah that's about it
I am reminded of why I hate furries/therians/otherkin:
Posted 16 years agohttp://www.fukung.net/v/9581/c2da84.....c0e7640130.jpg
If it were any other subculture/fandom/social group, I would dismiss it as a possible fake. With furries, there can be no doubt that it's legit. And that's sad.
EDIT: Turns out it is a hoax, but if even furries can be fooled by it, that just goes to prove my point even further.
If it were any other subculture/fandom/social group, I would dismiss it as a possible fake. With furries, there can be no doubt that it's legit. And that's sad.
EDIT: Turns out it is a hoax, but if even furries can be fooled by it, that just goes to prove my point even further.
$00pah NiN10Doh!
Posted 16 years agoYou want a RPG seminar? I'll give you a fucking RPG seminar.
Posted 16 years agoI love roleplaying games. I have been playing tabletop role-playing games for almost a decade. In that time, I've come across more than my fair share of RPG systems. The number of systems I have ran, played, or read is numerous and diverse. From systems as mainstream as Dungeons & Dragons and the White Wolf books (Werewolf: The Apocalypse, Vampire: The Masquerade, Mage: The Ascension, as well as their new World of Darkness counterparts - Forsaken, Requiem, and Awakening, respectively.) to obscure systems as "All Flesh Must Be Eaten" and BESM. From niche systems to Ironclaw & Jadeclaw to expansive all-inclusive systems such as GURPS and PDQ. I've even played/read systems people would be outright ashamed to have done so, such as FATAL and Maid: The RPG.
While
el-Koze and 
fuzzypinkraptor were over at my place with two of the latter's friends, we got into talking about D&D. They found out the hard way that when I start talking about a subject I am knowledgeable and/or passionate about, I tend to lecture and talk like a professor.
As such, I've found a way for me to put shit on this website: I will start writing seminars about video game systems. First I will go for the more well known systems, with the occasional crazy system mixed in. As I run out of those, I'll either write about new stuff coming out for the more popular systems or move onto more obscure systems. First up will be Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition, followed up by a comparison between old World of Darkness and new World of Darkness, as well as their Live Action Role Playing counterparts, using the Vampire setting as a basis.
While
el-Koze and 
fuzzypinkraptor were over at my place with two of the latter's friends, we got into talking about D&D. They found out the hard way that when I start talking about a subject I am knowledgeable and/or passionate about, I tend to lecture and talk like a professor.As such, I've found a way for me to put shit on this website: I will start writing seminars about video game systems. First I will go for the more well known systems, with the occasional crazy system mixed in. As I run out of those, I'll either write about new stuff coming out for the more popular systems or move onto more obscure systems. First up will be Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition, followed up by a comparison between old World of Darkness and new World of Darkness, as well as their Live Action Role Playing counterparts, using the Vampire setting as a basis.
Just an FYI:
Posted 16 years agoI'm awesome.
Just in case you forgot.
Just in case you forgot.
Lyricut: Worth Dying For - Rise Against
Posted 16 years agoSet me off like dynamite strapped tight around my waist
We are the ones in competition but claim this ain't no race
(Let's go!)
Take a breath and explode like bullets
Tearing through the wind
Cut me up with a razor blade
That tries to separate the skin
Now in the
White flames of burning flags
We found a world worth dying for you
We've been battered so hard that
We don't feel anymore
Take me
From this world
Save me
What if we
All die young
So take me
From this world
Save me
What if we
All die young
Send me off on the morning breeze so far away from here
feel me rise in the strength I've found inside the warm embracing air
I'm moving slow
Like a glacier melting
Watch me dissipate
I searched for love in an empty world
But all I found was hate
Now in the
White flames of burning flags
We found a world worth dying for, yeah
We've been battered so hard that
We don't feel anymore
Take me
From this world
Save me
What if we
All die young
So take me
From this world
Save me
What if we
All die young
Don't ask me why
'Cuz I don't know
Don't ask me how
I'm gonna solve this on my own
Don't ask me why
'Cuz I don't know
These things I'll never face
Scratch out but won't erase
In the wreckage of a job well done
I saw a place I'd never seen before, yeah
In that moment I refused to close my eyes anymore
So Take me
From this world
Save me
What if we
All die young
So take me
From this world
Save me
What if we
All die young
So take me
So take me
Megacon.
Posted 16 years agoA) I went, though I only went INTO the con one day for about four hours, and only to advertise for a game I was helping run.
B) I do somewhat regret going because I'm not a fan of the type of people that go there.
C) I enjoyed hanging out with my friends there.
D) I really doubt I'll be going to FWA because I haven't seen a reason yet.
That's about it.
B) I do somewhat regret going because I'm not a fan of the type of people that go there.
C) I enjoyed hanging out with my friends there.
D) I really doubt I'll be going to FWA because I haven't seen a reason yet.
That's about it.
I should start a band.
Posted 16 years agoI just need band members. And even if we're all furries, we can take solace in the fact that we're not as bad as Critical Fail.
My fine is $2,185.
Posted 16 years agoI don't know how to do the FA icon thing but I got this from el-Koze.
This is kinda gay but w/e
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
This is kinda gay but w/e
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Open Book.
Posted 16 years agoAsk me any one question, and I will answer truthfully. The only questions that I will NOT answer are things that will identify me IRL to be found and followed (i.e "What is your real name?" and "What is your home address?" are out, but "What is your birthdate?" and "Where do you go to school?" are fine.); things that will indemnify me (no asking about whether or not I've committed any crimes and whatnot. If I want to tell people about those things, they can ask me in person at a meetup or con or something.); things that are meant to get me to insult other people ("What do you think about -blank person-?" If I want to speak my opinion on someone, I will do so. The exception to this is if you are asking me what I think about you personally.); and lastly things that are meant to attack me (I'm not going to explain what these are. I'm just not gonna respond to them).
I will leave this up permanently, so any questions you want to ask at any point in time, feel free to do so. You can ask as many questions as you want as well, provided you wait until I answer your last question before asking a new one.
I will leave this up permanently, so any questions you want to ask at any point in time, feel free to do so. You can ask as many questions as you want as well, provided you wait until I answer your last question before asking a new one.
Lyricut: Janine - Mike Doughty (Smofe + Smang Version)
Posted 16 years agoThank you.
Janine, I drink you up
Janine, I drink you up
Janine, Janine, I sing
If you were the Baltic Sea and I were a cup, uh huh
Varick Street and I drove South
With my hands on the wheel and your taste in my mouth,
Jesus to my left, the Holland Tunnel on my right
Angels shine down from the traffic light (light light light light light light),
Janine, I drink you up.
Janine, I drink you up.
Janine, Janine, I sing.
If you were the Baltic Sea and I were a cup, uh huh.
I fell asleep by the blue light of Behind the Music
And as I drifted off, I heard C.C. Deville say to me:
"It was the House of Whores, but it became the House of Horrors."
Please point your browser to www dot janine dot org slash admin tilde slash index dot html.
Slap myself to waking but now it's too late
Cause I spelled your name out on my licence plate,
SMILE, don't look so serious, SMILE, walk; Smile.
HISSSSSSSSS. Mourn over your butterfly wings. Wiiiiiiiiiiings.
Hey Minnesota? Everybody yell out your Zodiac Sign; Everybody yell out your Zodiac Sign; Everybody yell out your Zodiac Sign! I'm a Gemini... Right on.
So um, I'm thinkin'... Perhaps it is correct and necessary to have a loud obnoxious sing-along.
Do you dig me? Right on, I appreciated that.
Alright let's do it! ... In a minute, wait.
We'll get to that. I just wanna hang on this chord for a minute... yeahhhh... Right on.
Alright okay let's do it! Alright let's do it! Let's get ready to do it! Loud and Obnoxiously people!
Janiiiine I drink you up - Fuckin' loud and obnoxious please!
JANIIIINE I DRINK YOU UP - BELLOWING LOUDLY PLEASE
JANIIIIIINE I DRINK YOU UP - IN AN AXEL ROSE STYLE
JANIIIIIINAH I DRINK YOU UUUUUUUUUUUP!
Janine, Janine... I sing:
If you were the Baltic Sea and I were a cup, uh huh.
If you were the Baltic Sea and I were a cup, uh huh.
If you were the Baltic Sea and I were a cup, uh huh.
THANK YOU MINNEAPOLIS. THANKS EVERYBODY.
Janine, I drink you up
Janine, I drink you up
Janine, Janine, I sing
If you were the Baltic Sea and I were a cup, uh huh
Varick Street and I drove South
With my hands on the wheel and your taste in my mouth,
Jesus to my left, the Holland Tunnel on my right
Angels shine down from the traffic light (light light light light light light),
Janine, I drink you up.
Janine, I drink you up.
Janine, Janine, I sing.
If you were the Baltic Sea and I were a cup, uh huh.
I fell asleep by the blue light of Behind the Music
And as I drifted off, I heard C.C. Deville say to me:
"It was the House of Whores, but it became the House of Horrors."
Please point your browser to www dot janine dot org slash admin tilde slash index dot html.
Slap myself to waking but now it's too late
Cause I spelled your name out on my licence plate,
SMILE, don't look so serious, SMILE, walk; Smile.
HISSSSSSSSS. Mourn over your butterfly wings. Wiiiiiiiiiiings.
Hey Minnesota? Everybody yell out your Zodiac Sign; Everybody yell out your Zodiac Sign; Everybody yell out your Zodiac Sign! I'm a Gemini... Right on.
So um, I'm thinkin'... Perhaps it is correct and necessary to have a loud obnoxious sing-along.
Do you dig me? Right on, I appreciated that.
Alright let's do it! ... In a minute, wait.
We'll get to that. I just wanna hang on this chord for a minute... yeahhhh... Right on.
Alright okay let's do it! Alright let's do it! Let's get ready to do it! Loud and Obnoxiously people!
Janiiiine I drink you up - Fuckin' loud and obnoxious please!
JANIIIINE I DRINK YOU UP - BELLOWING LOUDLY PLEASE
JANIIIIIINE I DRINK YOU UP - IN AN AXEL ROSE STYLE
JANIIIIIINAH I DRINK YOU UUUUUUUUUUUP!
Janine, Janine... I sing:
If you were the Baltic Sea and I were a cup, uh huh.
If you were the Baltic Sea and I were a cup, uh huh.
If you were the Baltic Sea and I were a cup, uh huh.
THANK YOU MINNEAPOLIS. THANKS EVERYBODY.
Firefly
Posted 16 years agoI'm watching the Firefly Complete Series on Blu-Ray. 1080p makes me cream my jeans. <3
