Forwarding to a new account for commissions
Posted 8 years agoOh god I just reviewed my old journals and I'm cringing so hard.
I'll probably post a real update for this page soon-ish, lord knows it's long overdue. Somehow the Wolf and the Warrior keeps getting favs, so I suppose you all deserve something.
That said, if you like my work, or are at least indifferent to the number of people you subscribe to, pop on over to my new page:
VulpesNovella
I'm going to start doing commission work over there since I was actually approached by a few people for writing commissions. I'm keeping things separate from this page because over there, I'll be paid to do stuff. Here is just me.
Toodles
I'll probably post a real update for this page soon-ish, lord knows it's long overdue. Somehow the Wolf and the Warrior keeps getting favs, so I suppose you all deserve something.
That said, if you like my work, or are at least indifferent to the number of people you subscribe to, pop on over to my new page:

I'm going to start doing commission work over there since I was actually approached by a few people for writing commissions. I'm keeping things separate from this page because over there, I'll be paid to do stuff. Here is just me.
Toodles
Whoring Out, Part Deux, & Update
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3887372/ Puttin' this here because
Kierstal has some awesome artistic skills, plus is kind enough to do the occasional freebie!
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In other news...yes, I realize my writing's been non-existent. I'm sure many of you thought I to be dead. The truth of the matter is that I'm not. I've taken some personal time, along with some time forced upon me, and have been doing a lot of thinking. I'm a creative individual, so something can't simply "die," for me, and Twisted Reality is far from dying. I'm actually re-imagining it, trying to flesh it out into something much more than just a fan-fiction in name only.
News to follow.

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In other news...yes, I realize my writing's been non-existent. I'm sure many of you thought I to be dead. The truth of the matter is that I'm not. I've taken some personal time, along with some time forced upon me, and have been doing a lot of thinking. I'm a creative individual, so something can't simply "die," for me, and Twisted Reality is far from dying. I'm actually re-imagining it, trying to flesh it out into something much more than just a fan-fiction in name only.
News to follow.
Whoring out
Posted 13 years agoHey guys! Awesome artist, plus SPECIAL cheap commissions. I'm talking like, $7 for a headshot / bodyshot. It's sweet deal, bro.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3524401/
TimelapseDecay
DOEET
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3524401/

DOEET
Revival
Posted 14 years agoI've been on a self-imposed hiatus from writing for...well, longer than I ever have been, unfortunately. Since the last TR update, really. A combination of hard-hitting writers block, combined with some Summer classes that continuously sapped my energy devolved into a sloth that left me with little to no will to really do anything. It wasn't a fun position to be in. So, lately, I've been feeling the writing bug come back to me...IE, the desire to write, but not quite the will. I think I've found a solution that makes sense to me.
Long story short, I'm going to be rebooting Twisted Reality. The larger plot points will remain intact, but the execution will be notably different; new minor characters, worldbuilding, fleshing out, all things that the first round of TR desperately needed, but that I didn't really have at the time of writing (Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I like to think I have improved). Ever since I came up with the storyline for TR, it's always been kind of a grand vision for me, fanfiction notwithstanding. Hell, if I wanted to (I don't), this would be the perfect opportunity to seperate from the "Fan,' part of it, and tweak things enough to make it it's own stand-alone story. But I digress; I'm going to be re-writing TR. I encourage, when the time comes, to re-read it, as well, even those of you who already have, because while the main themes will still be there, there will be much more three-dimensional aspects to the story.
I apologize to all of you who've invested your time and interest into the story, and urge you to equally consider the reboot. It will be worth the additional wait, I can assure you.
I hope you've enjoyed the journey thusfar, and will enjoy the many more to come.
(Also, it's my birthday on Monday. Woo!)
Long story short, I'm going to be rebooting Twisted Reality. The larger plot points will remain intact, but the execution will be notably different; new minor characters, worldbuilding, fleshing out, all things that the first round of TR desperately needed, but that I didn't really have at the time of writing (Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I like to think I have improved). Ever since I came up with the storyline for TR, it's always been kind of a grand vision for me, fanfiction notwithstanding. Hell, if I wanted to (I don't), this would be the perfect opportunity to seperate from the "Fan,' part of it, and tweak things enough to make it it's own stand-alone story. But I digress; I'm going to be re-writing TR. I encourage, when the time comes, to re-read it, as well, even those of you who already have, because while the main themes will still be there, there will be much more three-dimensional aspects to the story.
I apologize to all of you who've invested your time and interest into the story, and urge you to equally consider the reboot. It will be worth the additional wait, I can assure you.
I hope you've enjoyed the journey thusfar, and will enjoy the many more to come.
(Also, it's my birthday on Monday. Woo!)
Free art stuff
Posted 14 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2037542/
For any of you who draw -- or like me, want to draw better -- this guy is the shit. Tons of free reference material, how-to, drawing guides, and whatnot.
For any of you who draw -- or like me, want to draw better -- this guy is the shit. Tons of free reference material, how-to, drawing guides, and whatnot.
Three words meme?
Posted 14 years agoStolen from
fastchapter
If you woke up in bed with me, nekkid, what would your first reaction be to me, in three words?
Note: If you answer, throw this in your journal and tag me back.

If you woke up in bed with me, nekkid, what would your first reaction be to me, in three words?
Note: If you answer, throw this in your journal and tag me back.
Update, and 5 Tips
Posted 14 years agoNah, I ain't dead. And yes, I'm sure (you know who you are.) In case you guys are unawares, school sucks. I'm fairly certain my teachers are conspiring against me, and planning their schedules to the point that every week is some kind of hell. Not much fun.
Regardless, I wanted to pop by and say "hi," to you guys. Writing is slow, but still in the works; you needn't fear. In the meantime, I wrote this up for one of my communication classes; figured you guys would enjoy it.
Five Tips for Better Fiction Writing on the Internet
1) Know Your Subject
So, let's say you've been reading a good book lately, and suddenly, inspiration springs upon you for a different story (or, maybe a story set in the same universe; this is known as fan-fiction). You're all geared up, with the plot racing through your head. You hop on the computer and began typing as fast as your fingers will allow -- only to run out of juice a few paragraphs in. What is the history of the characters? Is there something in the story you missed?
Writing fiction can be just as much work as researching for a term paper. Writers, in order to successfully apply their craft, need to do some in-depth study on what they plan to write about, because it's their job to teach the reader what's going on. In the case of fan-fictions, the original source will provide some information, while a home-brewed story will need to be plotted out and researched in advance. For example, you want a fantasy-style novel with Steampunk influences. Great. How did they acquire the technology? How long has it been around? What the hell is that dragon doing here? These are all questions you should expect to answer even before the first keystroke.
2) Know Your Audience
So, you've done your homework and researched up on your subject. You've got the plot lined up, the characters polished (for the most part), and you're ready to show it to the world.
The only problem is that the vast majority of the world won't make it past the cover.
Sure, your friends might read it, but that's because they're your friends. In order to properly spread your work around, you need to find the right target audience. You'll also need to seek out the places that they frequent; sure, there are broader fiction hosting sites, but why get lost in the masses? Not to say that posting here is unimportant; rather, creating a small, loyal fanbase first is a great way to build up your reputation. Writing a Sci-Fi novella? Look up some forums or culture boards for similar interests. Targeting specific groups as your audience helps you relate better to them, and feel more comfortable about writing.
3) Show, Don't Tell
This is something we've all probably heard, at some time or another, from our various high school English classes: When it comes to any kind of emotive writing, show, don't tell. This entails using descriptive adjectives and adverbs, eliciting to the five senses, and painting a picture out of the scene. Here are some examples:
Tell: Jeremy walked down the cold pathway, backpack slung over his shoulder as he looked up at the fall sky.
Show: Jeremy glanced up at the overcast, cloud-filled sky, the sun gently shining through as the cold chill whipped past his ears and brittle leaves crunched beneath his feet.
Show is usually a bit wordier than tell, but only insofar that it's trying to show you what is happening in the scene as if you were actually there. It's important to note that, while descriptions are always nice, don't go overboard. Too many words can lose the importance and meaning of the thought process.
4) Write a book without posting a book.
Of course you want to see your story finished, and so do the people who are reading it. When it comes to the Internet, stories are often completed in segments, usually split by chapters. Depending on the quality and type of story, your mileage may vary when it comes to chapter or post length. An important thing to remember, though, is to never give away more than your readers, and any potential newcomers, can chew. Smaller, easy-to-read posts are favorable to tomes of knowledge, even if that means posting multiple times for just one chapter. This is perfectly acceptable, and your audience will thank you for it. Remember: When it comes to the internet, distraction is abundant. Keep your audience entertained without making it a chore to read through several paragraphs. Cutting the clutter is important here.
5) Don't get Discouraged!
Real life happens! You get sick, your job is running you ragged, or your teachers are giving you a lot of homework that week / weeks / month.
You're stuck in a particularly nasty situation in your fiction that you can't figure out how to get around.
Your latest post has elicited poor reviews, or no response at all. Similarly, you post several times (usually the first several) in a row, without so much as a passing glance.
On the internet especially, but similar to reality in general, making something a success takes time and effort. For a while, yes, you will be the guy at the bottom of the bin. The most important thing to remember in these situations is to not give up! Keep writing because it's fun for you, not because you're looking for fame. Take a break when things get to hectic; the story will always be there when you get back. Sometimes, these breaks allow you to reflect on what's happened and come up with new, exciting ideas. No matter what, keep at it. The end product will be worth it.
Regardless, I wanted to pop by and say "hi," to you guys. Writing is slow, but still in the works; you needn't fear. In the meantime, I wrote this up for one of my communication classes; figured you guys would enjoy it.
Five Tips for Better Fiction Writing on the Internet
1) Know Your Subject
So, let's say you've been reading a good book lately, and suddenly, inspiration springs upon you for a different story (or, maybe a story set in the same universe; this is known as fan-fiction). You're all geared up, with the plot racing through your head. You hop on the computer and began typing as fast as your fingers will allow -- only to run out of juice a few paragraphs in. What is the history of the characters? Is there something in the story you missed?
Writing fiction can be just as much work as researching for a term paper. Writers, in order to successfully apply their craft, need to do some in-depth study on what they plan to write about, because it's their job to teach the reader what's going on. In the case of fan-fictions, the original source will provide some information, while a home-brewed story will need to be plotted out and researched in advance. For example, you want a fantasy-style novel with Steampunk influences. Great. How did they acquire the technology? How long has it been around? What the hell is that dragon doing here? These are all questions you should expect to answer even before the first keystroke.
2) Know Your Audience
So, you've done your homework and researched up on your subject. You've got the plot lined up, the characters polished (for the most part), and you're ready to show it to the world.
The only problem is that the vast majority of the world won't make it past the cover.
Sure, your friends might read it, but that's because they're your friends. In order to properly spread your work around, you need to find the right target audience. You'll also need to seek out the places that they frequent; sure, there are broader fiction hosting sites, but why get lost in the masses? Not to say that posting here is unimportant; rather, creating a small, loyal fanbase first is a great way to build up your reputation. Writing a Sci-Fi novella? Look up some forums or culture boards for similar interests. Targeting specific groups as your audience helps you relate better to them, and feel more comfortable about writing.
3) Show, Don't Tell
This is something we've all probably heard, at some time or another, from our various high school English classes: When it comes to any kind of emotive writing, show, don't tell. This entails using descriptive adjectives and adverbs, eliciting to the five senses, and painting a picture out of the scene. Here are some examples:
Tell: Jeremy walked down the cold pathway, backpack slung over his shoulder as he looked up at the fall sky.
Show: Jeremy glanced up at the overcast, cloud-filled sky, the sun gently shining through as the cold chill whipped past his ears and brittle leaves crunched beneath his feet.
Show is usually a bit wordier than tell, but only insofar that it's trying to show you what is happening in the scene as if you were actually there. It's important to note that, while descriptions are always nice, don't go overboard. Too many words can lose the importance and meaning of the thought process.
4) Write a book without posting a book.
Of course you want to see your story finished, and so do the people who are reading it. When it comes to the Internet, stories are often completed in segments, usually split by chapters. Depending on the quality and type of story, your mileage may vary when it comes to chapter or post length. An important thing to remember, though, is to never give away more than your readers, and any potential newcomers, can chew. Smaller, easy-to-read posts are favorable to tomes of knowledge, even if that means posting multiple times for just one chapter. This is perfectly acceptable, and your audience will thank you for it. Remember: When it comes to the internet, distraction is abundant. Keep your audience entertained without making it a chore to read through several paragraphs. Cutting the clutter is important here.
5) Don't get Discouraged!
Real life happens! You get sick, your job is running you ragged, or your teachers are giving you a lot of homework that week / weeks / month.
You're stuck in a particularly nasty situation in your fiction that you can't figure out how to get around.
Your latest post has elicited poor reviews, or no response at all. Similarly, you post several times (usually the first several) in a row, without so much as a passing glance.
On the internet especially, but similar to reality in general, making something a success takes time and effort. For a while, yes, you will be the guy at the bottom of the bin. The most important thing to remember in these situations is to not give up! Keep writing because it's fun for you, not because you're looking for fame. Take a break when things get to hectic; the story will always be there when you get back. Sometimes, these breaks allow you to reflect on what's happened and come up with new, exciting ideas. No matter what, keep at it. The end product will be worth it.
Redonkulous Sale!
Posted 14 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2150019/
Check out
Soulman1 's prices; he's a fantastic artist, and he's having a rediculously awesomesauce 50% off sale! That's right, HALF off. Go buy shit, you know you wanna. He's got sexy ladies.
...and dudes, if that's your thing.
Check out

...and dudes, if that's your thing.
Dead Island
Posted 14 years agoWhoring out for a worthy cause.
Posted 14 years agoHey guys.
feralclaws could totally use some help; she's trying to get a trip back home for Spring Break and, like, needs moneyz. You can check out the journal here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2051585/
Cheap commissions at great quality. What's not to like?

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2051585/
Cheap commissions at great quality. What's not to like?
Hey, guess what!
Posted 14 years agoThis journal ISN'T a meme! And, I was productive this Christmas break:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpMF-WLU6f8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpMF-WLU6f8
This could be YOU.
Posted 14 years agoThe first 10 people who comment on this journal will be featured here,
along with three deviation chosen from their gallery by myself.
If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me
on the first place, completing the list with 9 other people. The idea of
this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone.
(ALSO, YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY HAVE ART, EITHER DONE BY YOU
OR COMMISSIONED IN YOUR GALLERY)
1)
Soulman1
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4546659/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5073021
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4993299
2)
digital-maesma
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4810485/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5040624/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4622768/
3)
xtaintedxtigerx
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4513641/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4856401/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4895608/
4)
hilo-da-leopard
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4836433
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5094711
5)
6)
7)
8)
9)
10)
along with three deviation chosen from their gallery by myself.
If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me
on the first place, completing the list with 9 other people. The idea of
this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone.
(ALSO, YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY HAVE ART, EITHER DONE BY YOU
OR COMMISSIONED IN YOUR GALLERY)
1)

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4546659/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5073021
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4993299
2)

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4810485/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5040624/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4622768/
3)

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4513641/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4856401/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4895608/
4)

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4836433
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5094711
5)
6)
7)
8)
9)
10)
ANOTHER Pimp out. Different journal to come soon.
Posted 14 years agoA little spot on the side...
Posted 14 years agoYeah, so, I'm totally whoring myself out for a comic spot. Nothing to see here.
You can read up on it at
avinz 's journal! Wish me luck!
(Journal is here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:16275784 )
You can read up on it at

(Journal is here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:16275784 )
You people are disappoint.
Posted 15 years agoLike, seriously. ._. My first Kiriban, and no one wants it.
...ehh, actually, I'm not all that devastated. I've got plenty of work and stuff to do anyway, let alone piling a Kiriban on top of it. So...thanks, I guess? Also, I'm going to be invisible for the next few days; all my Finals are on Monday and Tuesday.
Peace, homies. Don't let the SCARECROW get'cha.
...ehh, actually, I'm not all that devastated. I've got plenty of work and stuff to do anyway, let alone piling a Kiriban on top of it. So...thanks, I guess? Also, I'm going to be invisible for the next few days; all my Finals are on Monday and Tuesday.
Peace, homies. Don't let the SCARECROW get'cha.
Kiriban...wait, WHAT?!
Posted 15 years agoYeah, I know, ME with a Friggin' Kiriban. I'm as shocked as you guys are.
Sorry there's not much time left, but I only just caught it myself! First person to send me a screen-shot of the magic number gets...a prize. I don't know what yet, but damnit, they will! Maybe I'll write their characters into a story or something...hmm...
Details. *Shrugs*
Sorry there's not much time left, but I only just caught it myself! First person to send me a screen-shot of the magic number gets...a prize. I don't know what yet, but damnit, they will! Maybe I'll write their characters into a story or something...hmm...
Details. *Shrugs*
Meme and Updates
Posted 15 years agoYeah, ANOTHER goddamn meme. Apologies, but this one was a good one. I'M A SLUTTY GEEK WHO WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD.
Pick the first Letter of Your first Name
A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
J-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated
Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):
A-beauty queen
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic
Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed
NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."
Other, non-meme related news! So, I got back yesterday from Midwest Furfest -- my first furcon -- and wound up having a great time. Went and chilled with
drakonicknight ,
DJSammehfox, and met up with
ifus (finally, might I add.) Added 30-something artists to my watch list, and met a bunch more great people. Also made some friends. Yay, friends! And I legitimately say that 'cause we traded steam info; it makes it supah serial.
Take things easy, peeps. I've got more written love for you on the way.
KILLJOYS, MAKE SOME NOISE.
Pick the first Letter of Your first Name
A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
J-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated
Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):
A-beauty queen
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic
Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed
NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."
Other, non-meme related news! So, I got back yesterday from Midwest Furfest -- my first furcon -- and wound up having a great time. Went and chilled with



Take things easy, peeps. I've got more written love for you on the way.
KILLJOYS, MAKE SOME NOISE.
My Life according to My Chemical Romance
Posted 15 years agoUsing only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people, including myself. You can't use the band I used (if I tagged you) and try not to repeat song titles. Repost as "My life according to (Band)"
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people, including myself. You can't use the band I used (if I tagged you) and try not to repeat song titles. Repost as "My life according to (Band)"
Pick your Artist: My Chemical Romance
Are You a Male or Female? "Guys Like us (You know what they do in prison)"
Describe Yourself: Under Pressure
How Do You Feel? I'm Not Okay
Describe Where you Currently Live: Cemetary Drive
If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Desolation Row (It even rhymes 8D )
Your Favorite Form of Transportation: Skylines and Turnstyles
Your best friend is: The Ghost of You
You and your best friends are: Astro Zombies
What's the weather like? Disenchanted
Favorite Time of Day: Early Sunsets over Monroeville
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? Welcome to the Black Parade
What is Life to you? It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Fucking Deathwish
Your Last Relationship? Our Lady of Sorrows
Your Fear? The End
What is the Best advice you have to give? The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill Ya
Thought for the Day: Hang 'Em High
How I would Like to Die: Sleep
My Soul's Present Condition: Heaven Help Us
My Motto: Famous Last Words
Tagged: You, reading this journal. Feel free to steal / link me to it, or comment with your answers below :B
*Ahem*
Progress on Twisted Reality is slow. I blame Halo: Reach. Hur-durp.
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people, including myself. You can't use the band I used (if I tagged you) and try not to repeat song titles. Repost as "My life according to (Band)"
Pick your Artist: My Chemical Romance
Are You a Male or Female? "Guys Like us (You know what they do in prison)"
Describe Yourself: Under Pressure
How Do You Feel? I'm Not Okay
Describe Where you Currently Live: Cemetary Drive
If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Desolation Row (It even rhymes 8D )
Your Favorite Form of Transportation: Skylines and Turnstyles
Your best friend is: The Ghost of You
You and your best friends are: Astro Zombies
What's the weather like? Disenchanted
Favorite Time of Day: Early Sunsets over Monroeville
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? Welcome to the Black Parade
What is Life to you? It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Fucking Deathwish
Your Last Relationship? Our Lady of Sorrows
Your Fear? The End
What is the Best advice you have to give? The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill Ya
Thought for the Day: Hang 'Em High
How I would Like to Die: Sleep
My Soul's Present Condition: Heaven Help Us
My Motto: Famous Last Words
Tagged: You, reading this journal. Feel free to steal / link me to it, or comment with your answers below :B
*Ahem*
Progress on Twisted Reality is slow. I blame Halo: Reach. Hur-durp.
Some things 'bout you.
Posted 15 years agoTagged by
swedenrock5
COMMENT AND I'LL
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you from looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you what color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what Pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname.
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal. (thus chalengers dun have to do this)

COMMENT AND I'LL
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you from looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you what color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what Pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname.
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal. (thus chalengers dun have to do this)
Contest-Thinger
Posted 15 years agoBecause it's cool, jah? http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:13332580
Homophobia is Gay
Posted 15 years agoStolen from
Soulman1
Homophobia means:
* I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
* I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
* I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
* We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
* I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
* I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
* I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
* I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
* We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
* I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
* I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
* I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
* I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
* I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
* I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
* I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
* I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
* I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
* I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
* I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Homophobia means:
* I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
* I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
* I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
* We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
* I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
* I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
* I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
* I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
* We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
* I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
* I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
* I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
* I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
* I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
* I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
* I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
* I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
* I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
* I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
* I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
New Submissions, New Journal
Posted 15 years agoTime to get rid of that meme.
So, for those of you who've followed me over from DeviantArt, I'm finally starting to load up TR onto my FA account. I know, I know, "about time."
For those of you who haven't? Well, good news! I've started to load up my novel-in-progress, dubbed Twisted Reality, onto my FA account! "What is it?" you ask. "What's it about?" you ask. "Why are you making it sound like I'm asking these things?" you ask. Well, those are all rediculous questions (with the possible exception fo the last one.) Read the prologue, as it starts off the story that I've been writing for nearly the past 2 years. I've recieved a lot of positive feedback from it, and hope to add to it once I load it here.
Please, enjoy.
So, for those of you who've followed me over from DeviantArt, I'm finally starting to load up TR onto my FA account. I know, I know, "about time."
For those of you who haven't? Well, good news! I've started to load up my novel-in-progress, dubbed Twisted Reality, onto my FA account! "What is it?" you ask. "What's it about?" you ask. "Why are you making it sound like I'm asking these things?" you ask. Well, those are all rediculous questions (with the possible exception fo the last one.) Read the prologue, as it starts off the story that I've been writing for nearly the past 2 years. I've recieved a lot of positive feedback from it, and hope to add to it once I load it here.
Please, enjoy.
My First Journal, and it's a Bloody Meme
Posted 15 years agoI'm lazy when it comes to updating these things, cut me some slack. So this guy :iconUnenlagia that Fav'd The Wolf and the Warrior tagged me. Yey! I'm popularish.
"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?:No
"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: No way in hell.
"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: No.
"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Not happening.
"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: 8,681. Close-ish.
"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes
"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: ....just plain wrong
"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Nein.
"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes
"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: I wish
"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes
"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes
"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: No
"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes.
"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes.
"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: Hats count.
"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: Close, but no.
"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes.
"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: No.
"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed? Yes.
"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: No. Thankfully.
"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: Yes.
"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: Twice.
"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.
"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: Yes, with bonus.
"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.
"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.
"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.
"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.
"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: FUCK no.
"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.
"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?:Yes.
TAG :icondrakonicknight :iconSilverFox442
Total: 185
"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?:No
"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: No way in hell.
"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: No.
"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Not happening.
"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: 8,681. Close-ish.
"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes
"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: ....just plain wrong
"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Nein.
"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes
"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: I wish
"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes
"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes
"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: No
"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes.
"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes.
"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: Hats count.
"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: Close, but no.
"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes.
"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: No.
"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed? Yes.
"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: No. Thankfully.
"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: Yes.
"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: Twice.
"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.
"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: Yes, with bonus.
"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.
"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.
"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.
"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.
"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: FUCK no.
"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.
"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?:Yes.
TAG :icondrakonicknight :iconSilverFox442
Total: 185