Jeeves' Alphabet Challenge 2025 Story Commissions are NOW OPEN!


Comment below with the letter (or two letters) you want to claim for your story/stories! Remember, because this is an Alphabet Challenge and I want to hit all 26 letters, only one person can claim an individual letter. But don't worry, if you post and find that your letter/letters have already been claimed, you're welcome to comment again claiming different letters that still might fit your ideas!!

Once you've commented, I'll respond either letting you know to send me a note with your ideas, or I'll let you know if any of your chosen letters are already claimed. :3


Details/FAQ

What is an Alphabet Challenge?

It's a fun themed commission batch where I write a short story (~2000 words) based around a title/theme starting with each letter of the standard latin alphabet (A-Z). E.g. "A is for Accidental Anal", "B is for Bisexual Beagles", "C is for Clit-play".


How much is each slot, and what do I get for my commission?

Each Alphabet Challenge story slot is £25gbp, a £10 discount on my normal price for a short story commission of the same length. Each commissioner can purchase up to 2 slots/letters, that way more people have a chance to grab a spot. :)

For that price, you'll get to pick your chosen letter/letters, and select a theme/kink based on each letter that will be the central focus of that short story. Then you can provide a simple plot you'd like that story to follow, including characters of your choice. Please try to keep it simple though, it has to be doable in around 2000 words, and the central theme/focus of the story should be represented by your chosen letter/title. :D


What kind of titles should I go for, and what if the letter I had my heart set on has already been chosen?

The great and fun thing about the Alphabet Challenge format is that it's an opportunity to be creative and playful with the central theme. You can choose something simple and direct like "B is for Bondage", but you could just as easily choose "B is for Bountiful Butts" or "B is for Beezilla 2: All Abuzz!" so long as those titles really do reflect the core focus of the story.

If your chosen letter has already been chosen, look at the letters that remain and think about whether you could modify your title to fit one of them. Sure, B is for Bondage would work, but maybe R is for Restrained would too. Or S is for Shibari. Or H is for Handcuffs. Or T is for Tied Up! Alternatively, if your story is going to feature a pre-existing/well known character, you could just as easily make the story "J is for Judy Hopps", or "H is for Hopps", "C is for Carrots", "W is for Wildehopps", etc, haha. :3


Okay, I've claimed my slot(s), what now?

Once I've confirmed that you've grabbed a letter or two, send me a note with the details you'd like for your story. The title/theme, the basic plot, and any references/character details you'd want to feature. After that, once the details have been confirmed, I'll ask for your paypal email address and send over a payment request for your story/stories. Once paid, your stories will be complete by the end of February at the latest (though I'll mostly be working on them in Alphabetical order, so those of you closer to the start of the alphabet should get them sooner, haha).



Extra notes:

As always, please bear in mind that for stories with any adult content in them I only write about fully consenting adult characters, with adults being defined as over 18 years of age regardless of the setting/lore of any fantasy world, or country in our world where the age of legal adulthood may be different.

If you want to see a more comprehensive list of things I can't/won't write, check out my Will Not Write List.

Additionally, please do your best to get in touch with the ideas for, and to be able to pay for your commission within roughly 72 hours of this journal being posted. This makes it much easier for me to organise the commission batch and not have to spend a week chasing up lingering payments in order to get a complete alphabet together, hahaha. :D

If you have any other questions, please feel free to ask them in the comments below!


Alphabet Challenge 2025 Slot List:


A is for... -  Cloudtrotter - Complete.
B is for... -  GravityInbound - Complete.
C is for... -  Delfur - Complete.
D is for... -  AlSong - Complete.
E is for... -  MegaSonicFan - Complete.
F is for... -  Dontask1337 - Complete.
G is for... -  Pilot_Eevee - Complete.
H is for... -  AlSong - Complete.
I is for... -  InvasorMKIV - Complete.
J is for... -  Wulfbane023 - Complete.
K is for... - RobinBanks - Complete.
L is for... -  Kemper - Complete.
M is for... -  Shakal - Complete.
N is for... -  AdditionalToxicity - Complete.
O is for... -  Dontask1337 - Complete.
P is for... -  InvasorMKIV - Complete.
Q is for... -  Cloudtrotter - Complete.
R is for... -  Delfur - Complete.
S is for... -  MegaSonicFan - Complete.
T is for... -  Kemper - Complete.
U is for... -  Pilot_eevee - Complete.
V is for... -  Bluetippedwolf - Complete.
W is for... -  Superduperdog - Complete.
X is for... -  Liquid - Complete.
Y is for... -  Sunookitsune - Complete.
Z is for... -  Franco731 - Complete.

Hey folks!

Just wanted to remind y'all that next Friday, January 24th at 8pm GMT, I'll be opening for my Alphabet Challenge 2025 story commission batch, where y'all will be able to grab a letter of the alphabet (or two) and have a short story of your choice written on a theme/topic that matches up with your chosen letter(s).

Each slot will be £25gbp for a ~2000 word short story commission, and there will of course be 26 slots available, one for each letter of the latin alphabet! Each person will be able to purchase a maximum of two different letters (two stories) to ensure that plenty of folks have the opportunity to get one, and remember that you can be creative with your themed titles, so if you see the letters you've initially had in mind vanish before you get to them, don't worry! Chances are you'll be able to get something very close to what you want with a different letter instead (i.e. B is for Bondage could also be S is for Shibari, R is for Rope, H is for Handcuffs, R is for Restrained, or even something silly like A is for Accidentally Stuck Head-First in a Washing Machine).

Slots will be first come, first serve, and will only be available to claim when I post my journal about the commissions opening at 8pm next Friday. Please only claim slots if you'll be able to provide your ideas and pay for them within roughly 72 hours of the commission batch opening (payment will be taken in full, up front via paypal payment request once your idea(s) are agreed upon, just so I'm not spending a whole week after that chasing up people so I can actually start work, hahaha. :D

If you have any further questions, please ask below and I'll do my best to answer them! :3

Hey folks!

Not sure if this will make much of a difference one way or another besides who'll be awake to spot my stories on the FA front page, but for a little while I'm gonna try posting my stories comparably much earlier in the day than I used to.

In the past I'd always post them in the evening, but nowadays I'm not really using my PC at that point, so it just means having to turn it on an extra time and disrupt whatever else I'm doing in the evening. So instead, I'm gonna try uploading stuff in the morning/middle of the day my time, before I'm done with work for the day. I can't imagine it'd really inconvenience anyone, but I thought I'd let you know just in case anyone was wondering why stories were suddenly appearing at relatively weird times. :D

In my growing efforts to reduce the time I spend looking at screens, alongside my reading I'm wanting to spend more time listening to music that doesn't rely on me being on my phone or PC to access youtube, etc. As such, I'm considering investing in a CD player so I can listen to a bunch of the CDs I picked up back in the early-mid 2000s as well as getting some new ones. Buuuut I'm kinda not sure what to look for in a dedicated CD player these days.

I'm not gonna break the budget with something super expensive, and I'm not such an audiophile that I need something with pristine audio quality, but if anyone knows of a good quality "all in one" CD player (i.e, with built in speakers, etc) that'll be fine for stationary use (it doesn't need to be portable), I'd appreciate the recommendations! :3

Hey folks!

Though my January commission schedule is full, I wanted to let y'all know a few weeks in advance, so that anyone interested can figure out their budget and any ideas they might want to put forward, that on Friday January 25th at 8pm GMT, I'll be opening for an "Alphabet Challenge" commission batch, with the stories being worked on/completed throughout February 2025.

I've done this a couple of times in the past and it was always very fun, but I haven't come back to this particular format in a while, so for those who might not know/remember, here's what an Alphabet Challenge commission batch entails:


What is an Alphabet Challenge?

It's me taking on twenty six short story commissions, each of which will be titled around one letter of the alphabet, with the theme chosen by the person who buys that particular commission slot!

Each slot will only be claimable by a single person (since I want to have the full spread of the alphabet covered), and the story can be on any topic/theme/subject that I'm able to write about, so long as it can fit with the chosen letter. For example, if someone wanted a bondage related story, they could of course try and grab "B", and have their story be "B is for Bondage". But if that letter was already claimed, if they wanted a rope-bondage story, they could easily pick "S" instead for "S is for Shibari" or "R" for "R is for Rope" or even "T is for Tied-Up".


Each commission slot will cost £25gbp, to be paid in advance (once your idea has been approved and confirmed) via paypal, and will get the person who buys it a ~2000 word short story that will be themed primarily around the titular aspect they pick to go with their letter. That means that if they did pick "B is for Bondage", bondage would have to be the primary focus of the story, and though other elements can of course be present, they shouldn't be more prominent than that main, titular aspect. I hope that makes sense, hahaha.

You'll be able to put forward any other details you want regarding plot/characters/etc, but please bear in mind that these are short 2000 word stories, so a long and complex plot with multiple elements probably won't be suitable for these commissions.


There will be a limit of two commission slots per person to begin with, to ensure that a bunch of different people have the chance to participate, and though I know "first come, first serve" isn't ideal for everyone, you'll have to wait until the commission batch opens to try and claim letters. Remember though, if the letter or letters you have in mind initially are already gone, you may still be able to get your idea written by figuring out a different title that works for the same theme. :D


If you have any questions, please feel free to note me or ask in the comments of this journal. :D I'll post another reminder a week before the batch is due to open, but again, a reminder that this commission batch will open up on Friday January 24th at 8pm GMT. :)

Happy new year, y'all! I'm still enjoying my little winter vacation, and I've already gotten this new year off to a great start by reading an entire novel cover to cover before the 1st is finished. That being said, I'm already feeling super rested and revitalised, so I can't wait to get back to work this weekend, and I'll start posting new stories here regularly again from the start of next week onward. :3

I hope y'all have had and are hopefully still having a chill holiday season, and I'll do my best to add to that chill as the year goes on with more light, fluffy, fuzzy tales of lewdly wholesome goodness. :D

It's just turned midnight here in the UK, so Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and general festive cheer to y'all! I hope your holiday season is fun, chill or both depending on your preferences! I'm aiming for both myself, and given that I read more than 600 pages of cosy, fun fiction just yesterday alone I can say that I'm solidly succeeding at that goal so far! :3

Hey folks!

This will only be relevant to a very small number of you, but I just want to put out there that while it's hugely generous and thoughtful, I'd kindly ask that no-one who knows my steam account tries to gift me games there as a holiday present.

I've kinda stopped PC gaming entirely and haven't logged onto steam to play anything in over a month, so again while it's immensely kind of you to even think about it, don't worry about buying me games, or indeed anything at all.

All I want to do with my free time right now is chill and read, and I'm doing a lovely job of expanding my little home-office library of chill light novels and manga, so unless yall wanna sponsor the purchase of even more books, I'm utterly content with what I already have. <3

When I was 13-14 years old, I read a story. A story that has stayed with me for the last 22 years (yup I'm 36 now lmao) not because of how good it was, but because of how fucked up it was. In it, a good, sweet, innocent character was treated brutally and unfairly, and was powerless to stop any of the bad things that happened to them, and it was written that way with the intention that the reader sadistically enjoy the punishment and torment the character was experiencing.

After that, I started writing for the first time with one simple goal. To undo the feeling, the horror and the disgust and the utter misery reading that story had made me feel. I wanted to write stories about happy things, about characters who even if they had bad things happening in their life, could find ways through it to good things in the end, or who already had those good things in their lives thanks to the kindness, love and support of those around them. At their core, I feel like the vast majority of the stories I've written ever since then, with a few rare journeys into darker topics, try to capture that sense of warmth, or love, or hope, or just enjoyment of simple, good things happening in a character's life.

And of course, even though I was trying my very best ever since those first inexperienced and fumbling attempts at fiction to write good and wholesome stories of my own, I kept looking for other stories like that too. Stories that were sweet and comforting and light-hearted, that would make me forget all about that vile, horrifyingly cruel story I'd encountered before. I looked for them online, being much, MUCH more careful to check tags and avoid stories that seemed to deal with more dark or unappealing content, and I looked for them in the wider world of fiction too. Starting in my mid teens, I looked all over in many genres from many different authors for stories I could read and become wholly absorbed in, without having to subject myself to needless torment and sadness and bitter, unnecessary drama. And as a result, much as I loved to read... I kept finding myself shying away from it, because y'know what's true of a whole, vast swathe of popular literature, both modern and classical? It's depressing as fuck. Almost every "rom com" is filled with misunderstandings, lies and just ridiculously bad communication between people who claim to love each other, only for some contrivance to occur at the last minute that allows them to realise their idiocy and enjoy five pages of happiness before "the end". Every adventure story has characters who only get to learn through loss and suffering. Every crime story glorifies and takes great pains to show you just how smart and brutal and cruel not just the perpetrator, but so many of the suspects along the way can be, with possibly the person trying to solve the crimes being the most twisted and fucked up of all.

Even when I started to read sci-fi based on series I'd loved when I was younger, like Star Trek, I found myself faced with authors who wanted to put a darker, edgier, more morally ambiguous spin on characters I knew and loved for their optimism and progressive, open-minded attitudes towards any mystery or people they encountered.

And so time and time again, I tried, and tried, and tried so hard to find stories that were as full of optimism and hope and warmth as the stories I was writing, and the stories I longed to read. And I failed, and I stopped reading basically any printed fiction (just reading the occasional wholesome online piece I found, or my own stuff that I knew was light and fluffy) until I heard about some new author or a different style of book I could try which might just be what I was looking for.



And then, a few months ago, after my frustrations with the amount of time I was spending online either playing games I was frustrated by or randomly browsing the internet out of sheer boredom boiled over, I began that cycle all over again. I told myself I could use my PC less, way less, if I just read more. WAY more. But in order to do that, I'd need to find stories I actually wanted to read. Books I wasn't just curious about, but ones I could dive into day after day, hour after hour without ever feeling depressed or scared of what dreary, miserable drama I might find within their pages.

I already knew I liked manga. I'd been reading My Hero Academia for a couple of years already and even in its darkest moments (well okay Tomura Shigaraki's backstory chapter was pretty horrifying) I still found myself eager to read more. So, I thought... okay, I'll invest some more time and money in manga, and expand the range and kinds of manga I'll try in order to find some new things.

So, I got a few volumes of a couple of different manga and... whoa, what the fuck?? These stories weren't full of depressing and unnecessary drama. Those stories definitely exist in manga, it spans all sorts of genres after all. But, I'd never before encountered a genre or sub-genre of fiction that just... didn't have those frustrating moments of idiotic, purposefully heart-string tugging drama and sadness built in to force you to feel something. And with that, my consumption of "slice of life" and "iyashikei" (a term meaning 'healing', in the 'heartwarming' kinda sense) genre media began to rise. And from there, I started realising I could search using those few stories I'd found as a baseline for other stories like them. And more like those. And more like those, and...


And now it's a few months later. I haven't logged into Steam in almost a month. I play animal crossing for... idk, 15 minutes a day? Post on bluesky maybe once or twice? My PC is on while I work, post stories and contact commissioners. And then I turn it off, and I read. And I read. And I go for walks and bake and listen to music and think about how I can't wait to sit down and read some more, because... the stories I've been looking for all my life? Well, for the last 22 years of it at least? I've found them.

I'm surrounded by them, quite literally, in three bookcases I now have set up in my office to house the growing collection I've amassed (turns out if you suddenly change your plan to buy a new gaming PC in the new year, you can buy a lot of second hand books/manga with that money). I've got an entire shelf of just first volume light novels that I'm going through one by one, and so far? Out of over a dozen? I've wanted to read more of every single one of their series.

I am so excited to wake up every morning because it means that I can work, and then, when I've finished my work, I can read the books that this wonderful job of mine will allow me to keep on getting, so eventually I'll have a collection big enough that by the time I've read them all? I'll be eager to start over and re-read the same wonderful, wholesome, light-hearted tales of adventure and friendship and kindness.

Call it a happy place. Call it a special interest. Call it a straight up weird hyper-fixation. I am SO fucking happy right now, and I just wanted to share that, partially because as my "ever enthusiastic" moniker has always made clear, this sort of joy and eagerness is something I've always wanted to put forward in my online interactions. But also in part because I wanted to tell y'all that if you're struggling to find media that speaks to you, and makes you feel fulfilled and engaged and enthralled by every page/note/picture/frame? It's out there.

The stories you've been looking for all your life are out there. And when you find them, I hope with all my heart they bring you as much joy as the stories I've found have brought me. <3

Did I just spend about half an hour trying to match up different types of sex toy with different animal crossing villagers/personality types all so I could write a goofy short story based on a "Toy Day" pun?

Yes.

Yes I did.

My job is pretty dumb, and I love it, lmao. <3

I picked it up today, always delighted to get some more animal crossing related fun and the fact it's now a one time paid purchase with no microtransactions is a huge plus for me. <3

If you're playing, either new like me or a long time player, feel free to add my Camper Card if you'd like, and share your own!!

I shared a link to my Camper Card QR code on my bluesky account, so hopefully it should be easy to get to. <3

https://bsky.app/profile/storiesbyj...../3lce5fyscas2f
https://bsky.app/profile/storiesbyj...../3lce5fyscas2f
https://bsky.app/profile/storiesbyj...../3lce5fyscas2f

:3

-=edit=- Gosh even without pre-announcing it those slots filled up fast, thank you!

For anyone who didn't grab one, don't worry, I'll be opening up for an Alphabet Challenge commission batch in January that will give a whole bunch of folks the chance to get a story. :)

-=edit 2=- Due to a few extra days opening up in my schedule you may see a couple of extra slots appear on the list. Turns out my D&D group is going to be busier than expected right from the start of December, so I ended up with extra writing time that I'd normally be spending prepping/running sessions. :)

Hey folks!

Last month I wasn't sure if I was going to be taking on any commissions in December, but looking at my schedule I'll be able to fit a few in beyond the work I already have scheduled, while still giving myself some time off for the holidays in the second half of the month.

Originally I was going to announce my plans to open tonight and then give y'all a week or two before I actually opened at the very end of the month, but then I realised that'd be right after U.S Thanksgiving, and for those of you in the USA it might be harder than normal to find time to grab a story slot if you're juggling family/travel obligations, or working retail/customer service through the hell that is Black Friday.

Thus, though I don't usually like doing so without giving y'all a week or so's notice, I'm opening now for THREE story commissions to be completed in the first half of December, to accompany the couple of stories I already have lined up for folks next month.

All my commission types are available, which you can check out (along with the prices for each commission type) on the commissions tab of my profile.

As always, payment will be taken up front, in full via paypal once we've agreed on the details of your idea, and the story will be complete within one month of payment being received (though as I said, I'll be starting work on them at the start of December, as I still have a couple of pieces from my last batch scheduled for completion in the second half of November).

If you'd like to claim a slot, please comment below saying you'd like to grab one, then send me a note with your idea! And of course though there's no theme to this December batch, Christmas/holiday/winter related ideas are welcome. :)




December commissions:

1)  Oofouchow - Complete
2)  InvasorMKIV Complete
3)  Superduperdog - Complete
4)  Cloudtrotter - Complete
5)  Pilot_Eevee - Complete
6)  Duckyworth - Paid
7)  Takamurra44 - Paid

Recently due to the upcoming changes Patreon is making to continue it's iOS support (but for goodness sake don't pledge via the apple app, or you'll be paying more for no reason) my Patreon has changed to subscription billing. That means that just as always you'll be charged once a month, but instead of being charged on the first regardless of when you signed up, you'll now be charged on the same day you pledged. Thus if it's more convenient for you to pledge later in the month to avoid pay-day conflicts, etc, you're now able to do that!

Alongside that more technical side update though, I thought I'd take the opportunity to remind you of the rewards available on my patreon page!

As always, I'll never paywall my content. Anyone who buys a commission from me is free to share it publicly as soon as it's complete, and I'm always posting new stories on my page here, as well as personal pieces both here and on SoFurry. So, if you truly can't afford to pledge or simply don't want to, that's totally fine and my work will continue to be freely available as long as venues exist for me to share it. <3

That being said, I do have a HECK of a backlog of unposted stories due to the sheer number I've written over the past few years being much higher than the rate at which I actually post pieces, hahaha. With the exception of the ongoing Nonstop Nut November stories I'm currently posting, which were written just last month, my standard posting schedule has me sharing stories written THREE years ago, in November 2021. That means there are three years worth of complete but mostly unposted Jeeves stories out there, and where can you access every single one of those stories? That's right, my patreon! XD

For $2USD a month, you'll get a bundle of stories in shiny PDF format at the start of every single month, featuring all the stories I wrote the prior month. In addition all my previous PDF bundles are available on Patreon too, so you could sign up for just one month and grab all three years of those yet unposted stories, then spend the next three years reading them hahaha.

In addition, for folks who want to support me a little more, I have tiers at $5 or $10 per month which also get you access to my personal stories as soon as I finish them. This year I've made a really big push to address my work-life balance and give myself more time to write stories straight from my own brain alongside the wonderful array of commissions I'm paid to work on. As a result, once a week or so I write a personal story, and for those higher tier patrons I share them truly just minutes after finishing editing them, alongside any notes regarding the inspiration that led me to write the story.

Of course those personal pieces will also be available in the $2 PDF bundle, but if you're feeling generous or just can't wait to see what my brain works on when left solely to its own devices, it means the world to get supported at those upper tiers!


Again, to those who don't wish to or can't afford to pledge, totally fine. No pressure, and please remember that as much as it's appreciated, buying/supporting the creation of furry smut is a luxury. Be sensible with your money and don't spend beyond your means. <3

But if you would like to support me, I can assure you that all the money you pledge goes to ensuring I'll be able to keep on writing and sharing my work for many, MANY more years to come. It allows me to balance my commission work alongside personal stories (seriously, without my patreon I'd have to take on more commissions and go back to not writing any personal stuff), to try and keep up with the rising cost of living, and to buy things like new books to read, which help recharge my creative batteries and inspire me with wonderful new ideas that I'll be able to share with all of you.

I'm very lucky and grateful for the support I already have, but $2 a month from even a fraction of my followers here on FA would be a genuinely huge boost. So if you've enjoyed my work for a while and had it in the back of your mind that you'd like to express that in some way? This would be a truly phenomenal way to do so, even if it's just a one month dip-in, dip-out to grab all those tasty PDFs. :D


https://www.patreon.com/c/jeevesroo
https://www.patreon.com/c/jeevesroo
https://www.patreon.com/c/jeevesroo

A while back, I asked y'all for anime recommendations and found some really fun shows as a result. Now however, I'm descending even further into shameless otaku'dom and finding myself increasingly delighted by manga and light novels. So, if y'all have any recommendations for manga (preferably ones available in print, it's just not the same reading them online for me personally, plus I'd like to support the creators!), throw them at me!!


Some manga I already own (both to give you an idea of what I like, and what I don't need to have recommended because I already know it's great)

- My Hero Academia
- Spy x Family
- Frieren: Beyond Journey's End
- Delicious in Dungeon
- Dinosaur Sanctuary
- Bocchi the Rock
- Laid Back Camp
- Sweetness and Lightning
- Otaku Elf
- The Masterful Cat is Depressed Again Today

Some Light novels I already own

- Bofuri, I don't want to get hurt so I'll max out my defence.
- That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime
- The Devil is a Part-Timer
- Ascendance of a Bookworm

Hey folks!

I'm now open for SIX story commission slots (one more than I originally expected, I looked at my schedule for the coming month and found an extra work-day unaccounted for!), to be completed in November. If you'd like one, please comment below to state your interest, then note me with your idea!

All my commission types from "Three Word Prompt" shorts to Full Length (6000-8000+ word) pieces are available, and you can find more details about them and the price for each commission type/length on the Commissions tab of my FA profile. Payment will be taken via paypal up-front once the details of your story are confirmed and agreed upon. All my prices are in GBP (British Pounds).

Please only claim a commission slot if you are able to provide your idea and pay for it in full by the end of this weekend, thank youuu. :3

Once paid for your story will be completed before the end of November. :)


If you have any questions, feel free to ask them below or send me a note. Also, if the six slots fill up, feel free to leave a comment stating your interest below anyway. On the off-chance someone's idea isn't something I can work with or they have to withdraw from the spot they claimed for any reason, I'll send a message to the next person in the queue who expressed interest. :)


Slots:

1.  Superduperdog - Paid
2.  SHM128III - Paid
3.  DreamGod - Paid
4.  DelFur - Paid
5.  Draegwolf - Paid
6.  Miles4 - Paid

Though I admit I wasn't very enthused about using any other social media like that after I left twitter, it's always good to have more spots to connect with folks and share fun interests. So with that in mind, I'm starting to use my bluesky again.

storiesbyjeeves.bsky.social
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Follow me there if you want to hear me squee about stories I've had fun writing, games I'm enjoying playing, books I'm reading, food I'm devouring, and other things I'm excited about.

I'm determined that if I do use social media? I'm gonna use it to share the things I like and feel good about. So if you want a slice of Jeeves' ever enthusiastic energy, gimmie a follow and say hi!

There's always gonna be bad stuff going on in the world and it's important not to bury one's head in the sand and ignore it. But honestly? I have friends and family I can talk to about the drama and my frustrations with the world. So, seriously? If you want a chill, enthusiastic social media follow that'll just be a bnuny squeeing about the stuff they like? I'm gonna try super hard to share my zeal for all sorts of neat things and stuff! <3

Just wanted to give y'all a heads up that I'll be opening for five story commissions next Friday, October 25th at 8pm BST (as I'll have finished the last of my NNN commission work by that date), for completion in November.

All the commission types I offer from my "Three Word Prompts" to full-length story commissions (with descriptions and prices listed on my FA profile's Commissions tab) will be up for grabs, so if you've seen my themed batches and thought to yourself "Ahh that's cool but it doesn't really fit what I want in terms of content or length", this is your opportunity. :3

If you think you'll want a commission but aren't sure of your idea, this is a great time to start brainstorming so you can be confident in grabbing a slot next week, and if you have something in mind but aren't sure if it's suitable or have other questions, you're welcome to ask them in advance, though of course I won't be able to give you a slot until next Friday at this time. :)

Have y'all heard of these things called books before? Dang, they're pretty neat! Once you own a book, you don't need to have any sort of electronic device to use them (besides perhaps a light source), you don't need to worry about any electronic devices you 'do' have breaking or becoming so outdated that you can't replace it, you don't lose access to them if a subscription lapses (because you actually buy and OWN the book in perpetuity from that point, WOW), you don't have to worry about them suddenly being removed from somewhere they were available and suddenly being totally absent from any source where you could access them due to licensing.

Heck, someone should really tell more people about these 'book' things. :oooo



All hyperbole and kidding aside, I've been a bit frustrated with technology and the difficulty of accessing digital media (TV, films, games, etc) in a reliably consistent and financially viable manner lately, and it really has made me both appreciate books even more than I already did for all the reasons listed above. As a result I've been going on a little bit of a (financially responsible) spending spree with some money I had set aside for my recent birthday, and I'm truly surprised by how different it 'feels'.

Honestly I have a lot of conflicted feelings whenever I spend money on games or a streaming service subscription or something like that for myself. Worries over whether I'll enjoy it enough, whether it'll be "worth" the cost, whether I'll be able to/be in the mood to watch everything I want to in a month so I don't end up having to pay double the amount for access to the same specific thing I was interested in when I first signed up for the subscription, or whether I'll even be able to find the thing available before I try to pay for it.

But when it comes to a book I'm interested in? There's no stress if I set it on my bookshelf and don't pick it up for a week, or a month, or three months. It'll still be there when I'm ready for it, and it won't have cost me a single penny extra or any stress/worry if it's going to go away before I get to it.

I'm sure none of this really comes as a surprise to many of you. Oh wow, the writer likes written media? Shocker! But really, I feel like for the last couple of years I've kinda taken print books for granted a little, and lately I've been falling back in love with them on what feels to me like a much more personal and meaningful level.

So yeah. Books! Whether they're well regarded classics, brand new releases from modern established or up-and-coming authors, media tie-in novels, non-fiction, manga or anything else, I want to put it on the record that BOOKS ARE HECCIN COOL.

(Also, while I'm very much a print reader via personal preference and am singing the praises of physical paper books, digital/e-books, and audiobooks are totally valid, not only but especially for those with dyslexia, ADHD, visual impairment or any other condition/situation that might make a physical paper copy of a book harder to handle/consume. Don't let anyone tell you you're "not reading actual books" if you're interacting with them some other way!)

I could have sworn I posted a journal saying this, but apparently not! Apologies for the lack of posted stories this week. I was getting a bit of a head start on NNN in the first week of October, and took a few days off over the last few days for my birthday which was on Friday. Twas a good one, very chill and full of tasty food and new manga! :D

Normal posting (and work overall) will resume on Monday. Apologies again for not letting y'all know in advance as intended. :o

My FA account is old enough to buy porn from me.

I created this account in March of 2006, after having been active on Yiffstar (now SoFurry) for the first few years of my time in the fandom. And now with it being 2024, that makes my FA account 18 and a half. :D

So I guess if our internet accounts are ever subsumed into the technological singularity and become sapient consciousness' in their own right, I'll be able to write lewd stories for my own user page. :3

Edit: The 30 slots are provisionally full, however as several folks are still to get in touch with their ideas, if anyone else does want a slot you are welcome to leave a comment below, and if slots open up again I will get in touch with anyone on the 'waiting list' in the order of the new comments. :)

Nonstop Nut November - 30 Days, 30 Masturbation vignettes.

Slots are now open for my Nonstop Nut November Themed Commissions! Thirty masturbation focused prompts up for grabs from which I'll write thirty short stories, and share them here on FA throughout the thirty days of November!

Comment below to claim your slots, then note me with the details of the prompts you'd like!! :D

As with my past few themed commissions batches, I'm allowing the same prompts to be claimed multiple times to ensure that people aren't disappointed by the prompts they had their hearts set on already being claimed. Each story will of course be individually written featuring your own characters (or a famous 'furry' character that you want to be R34'd) and chosen setting/basic plot. :)

Each commission slot will be £25gbp for a ~1500-2000 word short story, featuring a single main character of your choice (or possibly more than one, if the prompt specifically suggests multiple main characters i.e #8 "Masturbating... with a buddy") having some masturbatory fun in the way the chosen prompt suggests. :3


Please note that because of how relatively cheap these commissions are, the only details you get to choose are the prompt you want (which will dictate how your chosen character will be masturbating), the details of the character(s) themselves, and a very simple setting/plot which you can suggest. These are short vignettes that I'd like to be focused on the theme of the prompt, so please bear that in mind.

Also, though this may be self-explanatory, the Nonstop Nut November theme means that each story should include some satisfying orgasmic action. "No Nut November"? Never even heard of it. :P :P


There will be an initial limit of TWO commission slots per person to begin with, to ensure that a bunch of different commissioners and characters get to share in the masturbatory fun, and as always payment will be taken in full up front via paypal (so please only ask for slots when the time comes if you are able to provide your details and payment within 72 hours of the commission batch opening).

If after a few days there are still some unclaimed slots, I may open them back up for anyone who has already purchased two slots.

I'll be posting the stories one per day throughout November, so completion will be guaranteed for everyone by October 31st.

Once again, payment will be taken via paypal once your commission details have been agreed upon, and since I'd like to get started on the batch as soon as possible please only claim a spot or two if you're able to both get in touch with the details of your ideas, and pay within three days (i.e ensure you've paid by Monday, September 30th) :D

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask them below or via note. :D



Here's the list of themes/prompts that you have to choose from for your Nonstop Nut November tales!


Prompt List:

Masturbating...

1. ...after an amazing sex dream.
2. ...in the shower.
3. ...with a hidden vibrator.
4. ...at the gym.
5. ...with a plushie/inflatable.
6. ...just before bed.
7. ...while stuck in traffic.
8. ...with a buddy.
9. ...hands free.
10. ...at the beach.
11. ...on camera.
12. ...and getting caught.
13. ...with pool/jacuzzi jets.
14. ...to sounds of noisy neighbours' sex.
15. ...after hours of edging.
16. ...with portals!
17. ...for a voyeur.
18. ...at a public urinal.
19. ...through a seemingly endless hyper-orgasm.
20. ...while fully clothed.
21. ...again immediately after cumming.
22. ...while cross-dressing.
23. ...via self-oral.
24. ...with a fucking machine.
25. ...in chastity, without your dom's knowledge.
26. ...after being TF'd into a new body!
27. ...slowly and gently.
28. ...hard and fast!
29. ...to complete a magic ritual.
30. ...again, and again, and again...


Commission slots:

1.  InvasorMKIV - Complete
2.  InvasorMKIV - Complete
3.  Ziapaws - Complete
4.  Ziapaws - Complete
5.  AlSong - Complete
6.  AlSong - Complete
7.  Sunookitsune - Complete
8.  Sunookitsune - Complete
9.  Superduperdog - Complete
10.  Draegwolf - Complete
11.  Draegwolf - Complete
12.  Kahaku - Complete
13.  GravityInbound - Complete
14.  ViperXV - Complete
15.  ViperXV - Complete
16.  Dontask1337 - Complete
17.  Dontask1337 - Complete
18.  Antoneth - Complete
19.  Antoneth - Complete
20.  VeryDragons - Complete
21.  Liquid - Complete
22.  Liquid - Complete
23.  Shakal - Complete
24.  Bloodiedfox - Complete
25.  Takamurra44 - Complete
26.  Pilot_Eevee - Complete
27.  Pilot_Eevee - Complete
28.  Stewart_Bawson - Complete
29.  Stewart_Bawson - Complete
30.  Additional_Toxicity - Complete

With just under one week to go, I wanted to post a reminder that my "Nonstop Nut November" commission batch open on Friday September 27th at 8pm BST (opening for completion throughout October, so I can post all the stories throughout November itself). :D

The batch isn't open yet, so you can't reserve spots. This is just a reminder since it's only a week away now. :3

Nonstop Nut November - 30 Days, 30 Masturbation vignettes. :3

Next week I'll be opening up for my first ever Nonstop Nut November Themed Commissions! Thirty days, thirty masturbation focused prompts up for grabs from which I'll write thirty short stories!

On Friday September 27th at 8pm BST, I'll be opening for THIRTY slots, with the thirty prompts listed below all available to whoever wishes to claim them after the slots open. As with my past few themed commissions batches, I'm allowing the same prompt to be claimed multiple times to ensure that people aren't disappointed by the prompts they had their hearts set on already being claimed. Each story will of course be individually written featuring your own characters (or a famous 'furry' character that you want to be R34'd) and chosen setting/basic plot. :)

Each commission slot will be £25gbp for a ~1500-2000 word short story, featuring a single main character of your choice (or possibly more than one, if the prompt specifically suggests multiple main characters i.e #8 "Masturbating... with a buddy") having some masturbatory fun in the way the chosen prompt suggests. :3


Please note that because of how relatively cheap these commissions are, the only details you get to choose are the prompt you want (which will dictate how your chosen character will be masturbating), the details of the character(s) themselves, and a very simple setting/plot which you can suggest. These are short vignettes that I'd like to be focused on the theme of the prompt, so please bear that in mind.

If you have a more elaborate commission concept in mind, I'll be open for regular commissions on plenty of other occasions in the future. <3

There will be an initial limit of TWO commission slots per person to begin with, to ensure that a bunch of different commissioners and characters get to share in the masturbatory fun, and as always payment will be taken in full up front (so please only ask for slots when the time comes if you are able to provide your details and payment within 72 hours of the commission batch opening). If after a few days there are still some unclaimed slots, I may open them back up for anyone who has already purchased two slots.

I'll be posting the stories one per day throughout November, so completion will be guaranteed for everyone by October 31st. Payment will be taken via paypal once your commission has been agreed upon when the batch opens, and since I'd like to get started on the batch as soon as possible please only claim a spot or two if you're able to both get in touch with the details of your ideas, and pay within three days of the batch opening (i.e ensure you've paid by Monday, September 30th) :D





Here's the list of themes/prompts that you'll be able to pick from at the end of this month!


Prompt List:

Masturbating...

1. ...after an amazing sex dream.
2. ...in the shower.
3. ...with a hidden vibrator.
4. ...at the gym.
5. ...with a plushie/inflatable.
6. ...just before bed.
7. ...while stuck in traffic.
8. ...with a buddy.
9. ...hands free.
10. ...at the beach.
11. ...on camera.
12. ...and getting caught.
13. ...with pool/jacuzzi jets.
14. ...to sounds of noisy neighbours' sex.
15. ...after hours of edging.
16. ...with portals!
17. ...for a voyeur.
18. ...at a public urinal.
19. ...through a seemingly endless hyper-orgasm.
20. ...while fully clothed.
21. ...again immediately after cumming.
22. ...while cross-dressing.
23. ...via self-oral.
24. ...with a fucking machine.
25. ...in chastity, without your dom's knowledge.
26. ...after being TF'd into a new body!
27. ...slowly and gently.
28. ...hard and fast!
29. ...to complete a magic ritual.
30. ...again, and again, and again...

Announcing Nonstop Nut November - Commissions open on Friday September 27th at 8pm BST.

30 Days, 30 Masturbation vignettes. :3

I'm delighted to announce that at the end of September (so I can write the stories in October and post them in November), I'll be opening up for my first ever Nonstop Nut November Themed Commissions! Thirty days, thirty masturbation focused prompts up for grabs from which I'll write thirty short stories!

Later this month, on Friday September 27th at 8pm BST, I'll be opening for THIRTY slots, with the thirty prompts listed below all available to whoever wishes to claim them after the slots open. As with my past few themed commissions batches, I'm allowing the same prompt to be claimed multiple times to ensure that people aren't disappointed by the prompts they had their hearts set on already being claimed. Each story will of course be individually written featuring your own characters and chosen setting/basic plot. :)

Each commission slot will be £25gbp for a ~1500-2000 word short story, featuring a single main character of your choice (or possibly more than one, if the prompt specifically suggests multiple main characters i.e #8 "Masturbating... with a buddy") having some masturbatory fun in the way the chosen prompt suggests. :3


Please note that because of how relatively cheap these commissions are, the only details you get to choose are the prompt you want (which will dictate how your chosen character will be masturbating), the details of the character(s) themselves, and a very simple setting/plot which you can suggest. These are short vignettes that I'd like to be focused on the theme of the prompt, so please bear that in mind.

If you have a more elaborate commission concept in mind, I'll be open for regular commissions on plenty of other occasions in the future. <3

There will be an initial limit of TWO commission slots per person to begin with, to ensure that a bunch of different commissioners and characters get to share in the masturbatory fun, and as always payment will be taken in full up front (so please only ask for slots when the time comes if you are able to provide your details and payment within 72 hours of the commission batch opening). If after a few days there are still some unclaimed slots, I may open them back up for anyone who has already purchased two slots.

I'll be posting the stories one per day throughout November, so completion will be guaranteed for everyone by October 31st. :D

Again, this is just announcing the commission batch opening date so that people can plan what slots they want and budget for a story or two. The commission batch isn't open yet.


Here's the list of themes/prompts that you'll be able to pick from at the end of this month!


Prompt List:

Masturbating...

1. ...after an amazing sex dream.
2. ...in the shower.
3. ...with a hidden vibrator.
4. ...at the gym.
5. ...with a plushie/inflatable.
6. ...just before bed.
7. ...while stuck in traffic.
8. ...with a buddy.
9. ...hands free.
10. ...at the beach.
11. ...on camera.
12. ...and getting caught.
13. ...with pool/jacuzzi jets.
14. ...to sounds of noisy neighbours' sex.
15. ...after hours of edging.
16. ...with portals!
17. ...for a voyeur.
18. ...at a public urinal.
19. ...through a seemingly endless hyper-orgasm.
20. ...while fully clothed.
21. ...again immediately after cumming.
22. ...while cross-dressing.
23. ...via self-oral.
24. ...with a fucking machine.
25. ...in chastity, without your dom's knowledge.
26. ...after being TF'd into a new body!
27. ...slowly and gently.
28. ...hard and fast!
29. ...to complete a magic ritual.
30. ...again, and again, and again...

I realised today that it's been months since I last made pancakes. No reason why, I just... kinda forgot about making them for a while?

So, this is your reminder to think of some delicious meal that you haven't made for yourself (or purchased, if home cooking isn't your bag and you have the finances to comfortably do so) in a while, and enjoy it again if you feel in the mood. <3 <3


That's it. That's the whole journal. :D

Eyyy the site lives once more! No hackers shall stop the glorious sharing of art and stories. :3 I'll do my best to post a little more regularly over the next fortnight to make up for the unexpected absence! And thanks to the folks who reached out via the other contact methods I previously shared while the site was down. Tis good to be able to stay connected, even though I'm immensely glad for this site to be here as a hub for a whole bunch of fuzzy (and scaley, chitinous, smooth skinned, etc) folks. <3 <3