Hey folks!

With the summer heat cooling off and this bunny back to their normal work schedule, it's time for me to start taking commissions more regularly here on FA again!

To that end, accounting for a couple of slots I've pre-arranged with folks, EIGHT story commission slots are NOW OPEN, to be completed by the end of September!

If you want a story commission, comment below on this journal saying you would like a slot. Once you have done so, I will reply confirming that you have reserved a slot (presuming you're one of the first nine people to comment). After that you can send me a note here on FA telling me what you'd like for your story, and what length/price of commission you'd like it to be. :3


Jeeves' Story Commission Options + Prices:


"Three Word Prompt" Story Commission:
Price - £15 GBP.
Length - ~1,500-2000 words.
Details: You provide me with just three words, as well as the sexual orientation and/or genders of the main characters you want the story to feature, and I write you a vignette of ~1.5-2k words based on those prompt details.

Examples of the amount of detail you should be giving for this commission type would be as follows -

"Dog, Otter, Cunnilingus. F/F sex between cis women."

"Orgy, Toys, Outdoors. Any genders fine, all bi/pansexual."

"Wildehopps, Farm, Anal. M/F."

Please bear in mind as shown in the examples above that the three words and the orientation/genders featured in the piece are the only details you get to specify. The degree of creative freedom given to me by this style of commission is reflected in its much cheaper price. :)


Short Story Commission:
Price - £30 GBP.
Length - ~2000 words.
Details: A short story of roughly two thousand words. This type of commission is best suited to brief, single scene vignettes. Ideal for a story to accompany an illustration, for a stand-alone erotic/sex scene, or a single descriptive encounter of any kind.


Mid-length Story Commission:
Price - £60 GBP.
Length - ~4000 words.
Details: A mid-length story of roughly four thousand words. This type of commission allows for more flexibility of content, either with a mix of sex and plot, a much more detailed amount of sex over one or a few different scenes, or indeed a more in depth non-sexual amount of plot.


Full-length Story Commission:
Price - £110 GBP.
Length - ~6000-8000 words.
Details: The longest commission type I offer, a story of between six thousand and eight thousand words in length. This type of commission offers the opportunity for detailed interactions between a greater number of characters, or over multiple different scenes, whether for plot, porn or a mix of both.



FAQs


Can I get more than one commission slot?

Since my commission openings tend to be first-come-first-serve, I'm afraid I'd prefer for people to only get one slot per commission batch.

How do you take payment?

Paypal is currently the only method of payment I accept.

I can't pay right now, can I reserve a slot for later or pay you when my story is complete?

Apologies, but I can only accept commissions from folks who are able to pay promptly up front. If you aren't able to pay within roughly 48 hours of your idea being accepted, please consider waiting for a future commission batch. I promise I'm not going anywhere, haha. :3

How long will I have to wait for my story?

Your story will be complete by the end of September 2023. If I am unable to meet this deadline I will offer you a full and complete refund.

What kind of content do you write in your stories?

You can check out my "Will not/cannot write" list by clicking HERE! But if you aren't certain if a certain niche subject not covered in that list is acceptable, please feel free to ask either in the comments below, or in a note. As a general rule though, if all characters involved are consenting adults (age 18+) and there is no harm (either physical or psychological) being caused, things should be fine. :)

I have other questions!

Please feel free to ask them in the comments below or via a note!


FA Commissions: August 2023

1.  MLP_Ausbattler - Complete
2.  CloudTrotter - Complete
3.  Doom114 - Complete
4.  SHM128III - Complete
5.  InvasorMKIV - Complete
6.  Superduperdog - Complete
7.  Razz - Complete
8. Anonymouse. - Complete
9.  Technophile34 - Complete
10.  Duckyworth - Complete
11.  Kaliam - Complete

Y'know, I've found myself coming to a realisation lately.

I don't enjoy games that are difficult. I used to. I really used to enjoy games that made me work to prove my skills and improve and overcome the odds to triumph.

Now, when I play a game like that, I just... stop playing it, because when I lose a battle or something unlucky happens, I don't think "Ooh hell yeah I'll beat it next time" I just think "Oh, that wasn't fun, ah well, time to do something that is fun instead."

This isn't a criticism of any game in particular and definitely not anything against people who do like challenging/difficult games. It's just me sharing a realisation which might sound really obvious, but which I've truly only just started to come to terms with. I don't think I want to play video games to be 'challenged' any more. I just want to play things for escapism, for a chill and fun way to pass some free time.

Hey folks!

So my vacation is approaching its end. It didn't go entirely as planned, with my trip being cut short and the passing of an elderly relative (he lived a good long life, unfortunately the last few weeks were very painful and thus, stressful/upsetting for those of us who cared for him) meaning that it wasn't the totally fun filled and stress free experience I'd hoped. Buuuuuuut I truly am looking forward to resuming work at the start of next week, and with my great uncle now at peace my mind is much more focused and ready to return to more pleasant matters. Namely, sharing and writing stories for y'all!

As of Monday (August 21st) I'll start uploading stories again, and on Friday 26th I'm going to open for a batch of commissions to be completed in September alongside my monthly patreon work. Thanks for your patience to those of you who have been waiting on an opportunity to get a commission from me. Hopefully I'll be able to take commissions on a more regular schedule now for the rest of the year. :3 And to those few who are waiting on stories to be completed in the last third of this month, of course I'll have those in the works for you too.

Hey folks!

I mentioned it in a journal a month ago, but this is your reminder that starting tomorrow, August 1st, I'll be on vacation! That means I won't be working or posting any completed stories for a few weeks. I get back on the 16th, but will take a little extra time to decompress after returning home before resuming work around the 20th or so. Before the end of August I also plan on opening up for a batch of commissions here on FA, but of course I'll post about that closer to the time.

Excited for my vacation, and excited to write and share a bunch more stories with y'all when I return. :D

I noticed last week that I was getting really close to 2500 total submissions here on FA, and since I've been posting every day this month, I've already hit that LORGE number! Of course I've uploaded some commissioned images over the years and a couple of photos here and there, so it's not quite 2500 stories yet, but HECC that's still a whole lot of furry smut (and the occasional bit of sfw wholesomeness) lmao.

Thanks to all of you who watch me here and read my stuff for showing such an interest in my work that I've been able to write so very many stories over the years. Here's to another 2500 and many, many more beyond that. :D :D

So I have commenced my first ever Nuzlocke, using Pokemon Scarlet.

I made it to the first gym, and challenged it without doing any extra grinding/levelling as I was worried about being overlevelled. Turns out the gym leader mons were basically levelled the exact same as my team, so... it was already gonna be a challenge.

Budgie, my Hopip, took out the first two mons on his own using Aerial Ace which I'd only just recently taught him. Then they sent out their Terastal pokemon, Teddiursa, and I thought... ooh, well, Hopip being part flying will cancel out the supereffective bug moves.

Except I forgot that when you terastal your own pokemon, they become monotype despite retaining any STAB bonuses from multityping. So, Budgie gets hit by a super effective critical hit Fury Cutter, and... RIP Budgie, gone too soon. ;-;

Thankfully my starter, Della Duck, was able to use a wing attack to finish off the Teddiursa and claim vengeance. But this first wound has made me all the more determined not to let other members of my team fall!! I will not make that rookie typing error again, and will be more careful to ensure my pokemon are levelled appropriately well (not overlevelled, but not necessarily 'just' matching them for future gyms.

Gonna go seek out a couple more pokemon now before heading for gym 2. My team only had 5 when I got to gym 1, so now I'm back down to four. Definitely wanna have a solid 6 before I face anyone else tough. :o

So this bunny had decided to do their first ever Nuzlocke run. I'm gonna be playing through Pokemon Scarlet (I've played it once before to completion, but haven't watched any other playthroughs) and while I'm gonna be employing the basics of the standard Nuzlocke formula, I thought I'd ask y'all if you have any other fun ideas for additional rules I could add. I'm not necessarily looking to make it more DIFFICULT, since I'm fairly sure this first attempt is probably going to end in me dying at some point anyway due to my lack of experience playing the game in this format, but yeah, please feel free to put forward any ideas you may have. :3

Oh, and for anyone who might be wondering "What is a nuzlocke??" it's a self-imposed "Challenge mode" for pokemon games, in which you limit the number of pokemon you can catch, and act as if a pokemon on your team fainting means they are permanently 'dead', thus removed from your team and ineligible for future use as the game progresses.




My nuzlocke rules:

#1 If a pokemon on my team faints, it is dead. At the earliest opportunity I must transfer it to a dedicated 'graveyard' pokemon box in my PC and may not use it for the remainder of the run. If I run out of useable pokemon and have no living backups in my PC, it's game over.

#2 I may only catch the first wild pokemon I battle in each route/area of the game. For the purposes of Scarlet/Violet's open world, I'll be using the map's definition of areas. Basically if it has its own labelled name on the map, I can catch a pokemon there. If I fail to catch it, I may not catch another pokemon in that area.

#2.A Dupes clause! If the first wild pokemon I battle in a new area is a pokemon/the evolution of a pokemon I have already caught, it doesn't count and I may attempt to catch a different pokemon.

#2.B Modified Shiny clause! If I see a shiny pokemon in the overworld, I can attempt to catch it even if I have already caught a pokemon in that area. HOWEVER, if I do so, I MUST immediately add it to my team. Shinies cannot be switched out of my party unless they DIE.

#3 All caught pokemon must be given a nickname. They are my precious children and naming them will make their deaths much more painful. ;-;

#4 I must battle as if in 'set' mode. Pokemon may not be automatically switched out when a battle opponent changes pokemon.

#5 I may not 'Auto-battle' unless the game specifically requires it (i.e. Team Star missions), since Auto-battling cannot result in a faint and thus is an unfairly advantageous method of XP grinding for a nuzlocke.

#6 I may join Tera raids, but may not catch the pokemon found within them. (I'm not sure about this rule. Should I be allowed to do tera raids at all? Should I only do them in 'offline' mode with AI to avoid being paired up with other random non-nuzlocke trainers who can carry me?)

#7 I may use held items and healing items freely. I know some hardcore nuzlockes ban/restrict their use, but I'm going easy on myself in that regard.

#8 I cannot breed additional pokemon for use via picnics/egg laying.

#9 I 'win' the nuzlocke by beating all three main storylines of the game and completing area zero's quest. If by some miracle I achieve that goal, I'll transfer my surviving pokemon to HOME where they can forever live safely in peace. <3

So I think I've mentioned this tangentially in past journals, but in August I'm taking a vacation! To escape the worst of the summer heat which severely cut into the amount of time I was able to spend in my home office last year, I'm gonna take the whole month of August off work. I've been planning and saving up for this since basically the end of last summer, and now it's rapidly approaching time for it to happen. :o

For half of that month I'm gonna be away actually on vacation (going to London to eat allllllllllllllllllllllllll the nice food) so for the first few weeks of the month I won't be able to post any stories, as while I will have a laptop with me I don't really plan on or honestly want to have the spare time to be sitting around in my hotel room uploading stories, when I could be doing other vacation'y stuff.

To make up for that though, I'm gonna try and post at least one story every day in July! So expect a bumper crop of Jeeves stories this month. :3

Then, once the summer heat has passed and we're into September, I'll be back to work on a more regular schedule and will hopefully be able to start taking more regular commissions here on FA, beyond just my monthly Patreon stuff.

Hope y'all have a fun July ahead of you, and look forward to a range of lewdness in the weeks to come. :D

Because all you can really do is try to push their buttons and hope that maybe, just maybe they'll cum eventually.


I apologise, my brain wouldn't let this joke go until I shared it somewhere.

After my recent success in lamenting my inability to find a reliable way (yarr!) to watch anime that isn't available to stream anywhere I have access to and subsequently having far more tech savvy people offer me a solution, I thought I'd put forward another thing I've longed to do but have never quite been able to figure out.

I'd really, REALLY like to replay some of the earlier pokemon games, but my 2DS died years ago and aside from Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee and BD/SP on Switch there aren't really any ways to play gens 1-7 that I have access to. So uhhh... any of y'all have the first clue how emulators work? Got any good recommendations for one I can use to play various pokemon games on my PC (official games, that is, I'm sure they're great but I'm not looking to play any of the fan-made ones right now)? Bonus points if the emulator either comes with step by step instructions on how to set it up, or you can provide a youtube video/a web page that explains how to do any of the setup. It may be super simple and easy, I just don't really know where to start short of googling "Pokemon emulator???"

I know I sound infinity years old in lamenting this inability to do fairly basic tech things, but despite having an internet based career and only being in my early/mid-30s, I've never really gotten that into understanding and keeping up with technical/technological stuff. It's not the kind of information that settles in my brain with any ease. So, I really would appreciate any tips/assistance y'all have. :3

A few weeks ago I was watching a chill anime about camping called, appropriately, Laid Back Camp (YuruCamp, if you prefer the direct Japanese translation). In it, a couple of the characters have these really lightweight collapsible camping chairs, and it made me wonder how much that kind of chair cost, just purely out of curiosity if I ever decided to buy such a thing.

So, I looked online for it.

And then, the almighty algorithm saw that I searched for one outdoorsy thing.

And now...

Now... I am being served adverts for baseball caps that say "Women want me, fish fear me!" on them.


This world was a mistake and should be ended at the earliest opportunity. XD

WHY IS EVERY ANIME I TRY TO WATCH SPREAD OVER SEVENTEEN DIFFERENT STREAMING PLATFORMS???

Okay I'm slightly exaggerating. But seriously, Non non Biyori season 1 is on some platform I've never heard of called HDive. Season 3 is on Crunchyroll. And season 2 is just... um... not anywhere???? And that's truly just one example of a dozen or so shows I've clicked on, only to find that the listings start on crunchyroll at season 2, or that there IS a season 2 but it's elsewhere. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's so frustrating because I don't have the money to blow on one month of all these different services just for one season of anime, and long gone are the days when I was tech savvy enough to sail the seven seas proficiently.

I know we shouldn't wish for the degredation of society for petty and dumb reasons, but if the financial infrastructure of the world would like to collapse just enough that most streaming platforms fail and media can start being consolidated again, that'd be greeeeeeeat.

I picked it up recently and just started playing today, and oh my gosh it's really fun so far!

For those who don't know, Cassette Beasts is an indie game which, if you want to give it a genre, would probably best be called a Pokemon-like. It's definitely inspired by Pokemon in several major ways (collecting/battling fictional monsters, turn based stat driven combat with a set list of moves, creatures having both levels and types which influence their interactions) but also has a lot of cool story and mechanical vibes that set it apart as more than a clone/'rip off' of the formula, most notably being that because it's not geared towards kids as its primary audience (that never bothered me about pokemon, but it's certainly an undeniable factor) it can be a little more challenging and tactically complex.

I'm only a little way into the game, having just met my first Ranger Captain, but I'm super excited to play more. I want to see alllllll the monsters and allll the fusions. Also I hear there's an equivalent of shinies in this game, but rather than being just different colours, they're type variants? Very cool! :3

Anyway, if you're playing, let me know (no spoilers for any major plot stuff beyond the very beginning of the game though, please) and if you haven't played yet but are looking for something to scratch that collection/monster fighting itch, consider this a recommendation from your friendly neighbourhood bunny. :3 It's out on both Switch and PC now, and while the Switch version does have some lag/loading issues (though nothing worse than Scarlet/Violet had for a while after launch, and this is a small indie game rather than a huge company's release, haha) it's not been an issue for me at all. It's on sale on both platforms too, so this might be a perfect time to pick it up!


-=edit=- Oh, and if you haven't heard about the game and are wondering why it's called Cassette Beasts, it's because you 'record' your monsters onto retro audio cassette tapes, and listen to them on headphones/a walkman in order to transform into and BECOME that kind of monster in order to battle. :D

A day late in saying this because the first of the month is always a hectic mess, but happy pride y'all! <3

It's something I always want to take the time to shout out and celebrate because it's something we shouldn't take for granted, especially not these days when it feels like there's even more negative pressure on specific parts of the LGBTQIA+ family than already comes from the 'traditionally' bigoted parts of society.

I wish I could do more to support my trans friends and transgender folks in general, but to anyone reading this who's trans or gender-non-conforming in any way, this non-binary bunny is standing with you. <3

So I mentioned offhand in a recent journal that I'm going to London in August for a vacation, and while I've been before there's always so much to see and do that I thought I'd see whether any of y'all have recommendations. You can assume that I know about, have done or don't want to do the 'major' touristy things like the big museums, art galleries and west end shows, but if you have any specific recommendations for places to visit, activities to do or (most importantly) food recommendations, let me know!

Whether you've lived in London, visited frequently or have just done a couple of holidays there yourself, I'd love to hear what stuff you enjoyed and what you think I would too. :3

Today I learned that there's meant to be a comedy law movie coming out this year where Wile E Coyote sues ACME with the help of a human lawyer for all the times its products have failed to help him catch the Roadrunner?

I know nothing about the film beyond that and that John Cena is apparently the male lead, but... I kinda really hope it's good?? That premise is just * chef's kiss *

Anyway, apparently its original release date got bumped for the Barbie movie (which I also only learned was a thing today) but it's still meant to be coming out this year. Is there a trailer for it? Is it even possible that it could be good? Is it gonna be a cartoon or a Who Framed Roger Rabbit mix with live action humans and a fully cartoon Wile E?? IS JOHN CENA PLAYING THE COYOTE OR THE LAWYER???

I have all these questions, and I'm sure googling it could answer most of them, but instead I'm posing them here for y'all to answer or just to wonder along with me, haha. :D

So a little while ago I watched an anime about ramen. Yup, a whole anime about ramen! And since then, I have not been able to stooooop thinking about it. So now I'm inflicting my brain worm on y'all. :P

Do you have any stand-out ramen memories, be it restaurant ramen, homemade or instant/just add water types? No judgement here, all ramen is good ramen if you enjoy it! :3

Also, I'm gonna be in London in August and FFFFF there are like ten awesome sounding ramen places there. >.< This was already gonna be a very food centric vacation and now even more so, lmao.

Hey folks! So, it occurs to me that while I'm gonna be playing a whole bunch of Tears of the Kingdom over the next few weeks and hopefully beyond, I'm also probably going to want to watch some streamers play it too. That being said, I don't watch nearly as many streamers on twitch as I used to, and the ones I do still watch are either going to only be playing a little bit of TotK on stream, or haven't mentioned any plans to do so at all.

So with that in mind, hit me up with any streamers you'd recommend who you know are gonna be doing TotK streams. They don't need to be furry streamers or dedicated Zelda/Open World game streamers. Just anyone you find fun and entertaining to watch who you think is going to be playing a whole bunch of TotK, either on release day or hopefully beyond that. :)

(Also, while this is a totally valid and cool way to play the game, I'm not really interested in streamers who are looking to do "fastest completion" or "no death challenge" type playthroughs. I just wanna watch other people explore and enjoy this cool new game. :D)

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom comes out in less than a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Who's hype?

I am most definitely hype! Can't wait to lose myself in a world of collectables and forget about the game's main plot until I already have maxed out heart containers and tonnes of overlevelled equipment. :D

Me: I think I want to start a new Elden Ring playthrough.


Me: Oh jeez I really have improved since my first playthrough. Oooh maybe I'll go fight the Fallingstar Beast in Caelid!

Me, after barely being able to land a hit on the damn thing and burning through all my resources, then dying with it on one sliver of health: "Okay so time to gain 100 more levels and come back to destroy this fucker just before I fight Malenia."


It's good to be back in the Lands Between lmao


(Also in case anyone is curious, Str Arc build. I want to be an immovable tank that demolishes with bleed damage. My character name is Bocchi, because she will be an absolute Rock!)

Hey folks!

Just wanted to let y'all know that while I had planned on opening up for one more batch of FA commissions at the end of this month prior to my story prices going up in May, I've looked at my schedule for next month and I feel as though if I opened for those extra commissions as planned I'd be running myself a bit ragged given several other (non-work related) plans I already have laid out. That would either lead to a very exhausted bunny or people potentially getting less than my best work if I try to rush things to fit into a 'normal' schedule, neither of which are things I want to have happen.

So, I'm going to hold off on taking that final pre-price-rise commission batch for the time being. With that being said though, I really don't like the idea of raising my prices without giving folks who were expecting one last opportunity to buy stories at my current prices the chance to do so. Thus, I'm gonna delay my price rise until after I open for my next full batch of FA commissions, whenever that may be.


TL;DR - I won't be opening for story commissions at the end of this month, apologies, but I also won't be raising my prices as planned until after the next time I open for a full commission batch here on FA. :)

Why didn't the king want to be buried with his ancestors' bones?


He was Ossu-wary!

:3

If y'all have noticed a lack of stories from me in the last few days it's because I'm a little bit siiiiick. Nothing major, just a sore throat/slight fever (not COVID), but I'm trying to get rid of it quickly by resting up properly because good lord do I find it annoying to try and write/edit/format stories with a constant itchy tickle in the back of my throat.

It shouldn't impact my schedule or anything like that (which is to say my commissions and patreon work will all be completed on schedule/by the month's end, presuming I can mostly shake it off by the end of this week) but yeah, if I go a few more days without posting anything story-wise, that's why. :3

It's a new month, and the first full month has passed since I started watching anime alongside my exercise biking. I'm continuing to make progress in my fitness goals, and along the way I've watched the following anime. Here are my spoiler free thoughts on the various shows I've watched (in order of when I watched them), but safe to say I've really enjoyed them all. :D

Also, if you are curious as to what I watched last month, you can read that journal HERE!


Jeeves Bunny's March 2023 anime watchlist:

- Bofuri (I don't want to get hurt, so I'll max out my defence). I've watched this show up to episode 7 of Season 2, which was the most recently released one up to that point. A couple more episodes have dropped since, but I'm gonna wait for the season to finish before I watch the rest. A really fun show even if I haven't been drawn into the characters like I have with others I've been watching, and good lord did it make me want to start playing an MMO again, lmao.

- After School Dice Club. A slice of life anime about friendship and board games! GOD I love chill slice of life shows where the highest stakes are "can we grow closer as friends and support one another through crises of confidence?" DIY, which I watched last month, encouraged me to seek out a tonne more shows in this genre, and After School Dice Club cemented the fact that it's definitely a genre I enjoy greatly. Expect many more slice of life animes on these lists. :D

- My Hero Academia: Season 1. This is a really cool little indie anime you probably haven't heard of, and... pffhahaha, okay no. So yeah, this is one of the most popular anime of the modern era, and despite saying I wasn't looking for animes with high stakes drama or violence... HOLY FUCK THIS IS A GOOD SHOW. :D I haven't been this engaged with superhero media in a long time, but daaaang. I may have started buying the manga of this just so when I get to the end of the anime's current run I don't have to stop consuming it. :D Also THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY HAS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME holy fuck the S1 theme goes so hard lmao.

- Tamayomi: The Baseball Girls. In order to not let myself binge through MHA so fast I'm watching a slice of life show between each season. The first of these was a really fun slice of life/sports anime about baseball, and can I say that as someone from the UK who has never seen or showed any interest in baseball before... turns out that anime is the way to make me care about sports. I really wish this show had a season 2, but the season there is was fantastic.

- My Hero Academia: Season 2. When I saw that season 2 was double the length of season 1 I screamed in glee. I can absolutely see why this show is so popular, and while I love seeing Midoriya's development as it goes on, damn if I'm not invested in almost every single character (except Mineta. I know he's comic relief/meant to be a creep, but good god I'd love it if he was replaced by literally any other character.)

- A Place Further than the Universe. Another slice of life show, but so much more than that too. It has slightly higher stakes, though they really are still focused primarily on the characters' personal lives and growth, but the fact that it's about an Antarctic research expedition rather than, y'know, a high school club, makes it so much bigger in scope. Also, the end of one of the episodes made me bawl like a fucking baby in the most cathartic way. I'm literally tearing up thinking about it now, and grinning at the same time. If you haven't and you like wholesomeness and feels, WATCH THIS SHOW.

- My Hero Academia: Season 3. Another fantastic season. This is a no spoiler journal so I really can't say much, but yeah, I'm loving every last second of this show.

- Amanchu! Season 1 A slice of life anime about a lonely high schooler who transfers to a new school (a familiar trope for many slice of life shows I'm beginning to understand) and who is brought out of her shell slowly by a more energetic and optimistic friend with a passion for scuba diving. I was shocked to see that this show actually got a season 2, but haven't watched it yet! It's on my list for after MHA season 4. :o


And yeah, that's my list for March. If you're looking at how much anime that was and wondering how the hell I found time to watch it all in a month, consider this: I was biking 40-60 miles a day on my stationary bike by the end of the month, and watching anime for every second of that time (3ish hours a day). So yup, every episode is a fitter, healthier bunny!

Have you watched any of these shows? Let me know if so! And if you want more detailed/spoiler related comments on any of them, feel free to note me or hit me up on telegram (@ jeevesbun).

Hey folks!

Starting this very second, I have TEN Story Commission slots NOW OPEN for completion within one month of payment being received for 'em. As with my last batch all commission types are available. You can check my FA profile's Commissions tab for more details, but the basics of the story commission types I'm open for are as follows:

£15 "Three Word Prompt" short commissions, 1500-2000 words.

£30 Short story commissions, ~2000-3000 words.

£60 Mid-Length story commissions, ~4000-5000 words.

£110 Full-Length story commissions, ~6000-8000 words.


Like last month's batch this is part of my push to give as many folks as possible the opportunity to grab a commission at my current prices before they rise starting in May 2023 to help me keep up with the rising cost of living here in the UK. So if you've been thinking about grabbing a story from me via FA and want to save a few bucks relative to what they'll cost later this year, this would be a great time to do so.

Each of the ten slots will be allocated on a first come, first serve basis, one slot/story per person. As always you should comment on this journal below saying you want a story, and once I've confirmed that you're one of the first ten people to ask for one I'll ask you to send me a note here on FA with your idea. Once I've read and agreed on the specifics of your idea, and confirmed you're happy with all the details you've provided, I'll ask for your paypal email address to send a payment request over for the relevant price. Your story will be complete within a month of payment being taken. :3

Any questions feel free to ask below, but here's a few FAQs up front just in case. :3


FAQs


How do you take payment?

All payments should be made in full via paypal, and will be taken via payment request after agreeing upon and confirming the details of your idea, but before any work takes place. I'm afraid I cannot take payment plans, and am not accepting trades at this time.


How long will I have to wait for my story?

Your story will be complete within one calendar month of my receiving payment. If I am unable to meet this deadline I will offer you a full and complete refund.


I want to get a commission but I can't pay right now, is that okay?

Apologies, but I would greatly prefer if you applied for a commission only if you're able to pay within 48-72 hours (2-3 days) of when this commission journal was posted. If you show interest but have not put forward an idea or provided payment within that time-frame, I will re-open that slot for someone else.

This is to both ensure my schedule is not clogged up with stories I have listed on my calendar that haven't yet been confirmed/paid for, and to keep things as available as possible for other folks who are able to pay now.


What kind of content do you write in your stories?

You can check out my "Will not/cannot write" list by clicking HERE! But if you aren't certain if a certain niche subject not covered in that list is acceptable, please feel free to ask either in the comments below, or in a note. As a general rule though, if all characters involved are consenting adults (age 18+) and there is no harm (either physical or psychological) being caused, things should be fine. :)


I have other questions!!

Please feel free to ask them in the comments below!



FA Commissions: March 2023

1.  Teake - Paid
2.  InvasorMKIV - Paid
3.  Razz - Paid
4.  Bluetippedwolf - Paid
5.  Superduperdog - Paid
6.  Kemper - Paid
7.  Suitchum108f - Paid
8.  Tfs-and-swaps-plz - Paid
9.  ViperXV - Paid