So, nearly a year ago I adopted a cute little piggy, Marl.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21126579/

I moatly got him thinking he'd be cute, and a good little counterpart to go with Sammy, but I never got around to using Marl for anything. So, now that a year has almost gone by, and seeing as I'm strapped for cash (car needs repair to pass inspection), I'm thinking I might put him up to get a few extra bucks.

Before I do that, I guess I wanna check if ther might be anyone interested in him before putting him up for auction. Just to see if there's a market for a cute punk pig.

So, I hate to do this, but I must: I have to delay the second live stream reading session to another week. Two reasons determine this.

1. With my limited internet data, I have run out for the month, and it won't reset until the 7th of next month. If I tried to stream, I'd end up charging myself, like, $100 in overage fees. @.@

2. I'm a part of a musical group at my church (not quite the choir, but similar) and we are doing an event on that particular Sunday. As a result, I will be ovcupiex earlier in the day and cannot squeeze everythi g into that day.

The new day for the reading will be Sunday, June 11th. Same time as before.

Appologies to my fans and anyone interested. I'll make it up, I swear.

Hey there, kiddies! Are you still hungry after the last session of readings I did? Are you eager to bask in my glorious and sexy voice once again? Do you have a hunger to hear some stories read to you while you sit back and listen whilst relaxing?

Well, fear no more! I'm going to do another stream session for reading!

That's right, on, Sunday, May 28th at 9pm Eastern Standard Time (2:00 GMT), I will do a live streaming session where I will read to you some stories! Mostly in the public domain. But hey, free stories!

Titles for this reading will include

- "The Black Cat" by Edgar Allen Poe
- "The Tower of the Elephant" by Robert E. Howard
- Chapter One of "Rebel" by Bernard Cornwell*
- And others, if time permits and demand is there.

Please be aware that I will also be testing out a new microphone that, hopefully, will be of a MUCH better quality than my ol' headset.

So come on by on Sunday the 28th and listen a spell! I hope you come by and enjoy it!

*While not in the public domain, the reading shall be limited to a snippet, and is read for non profit. The reading is done by a fan of the books to help increase awareness of the novels, and any who enjoy the readings are encouraged to purchase the books at their local bookstore or online, or to rent it from their local library.

Well, after a few positive feedbacks, interest from a few listeners, and, heck, comments from strangers, coworkers, and fellow churchgoers in realblife, I've decided to try stepping up my game for narrating/storytelling. I went and bought a microphone, a good standalone microphobe. Looks all professional-like, but it was at a good price. And once it arrives, I'm going to start looking into doing another live reading! I know that will make a few people happy. ^w^

So, it's official (and I got the stream thing to work after much problem solving). I will be reading aloud in a live stream tomorrow, at 9PM EST.

My first reading shall be of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Telltale Heart". It's a personal favorite of mine, and the only other suggestion was for some smutty readings... which I don't think can be done on Picarto to begin with. >.>

So, yeah! Tomorrow at 9pm Eastern Standard Time ('cause 'Merica), join me at the link below to hear me read.

https://picarto.tv/Jerohan

I really look forward to it! ^_^

So, I have been told by people throughout my life I have a pretty good voice. Especially in church, people were begging me to join the choir (and probably came short of tying me up to get me to come), as well as various people enjoying it whenever I read something out loud. So, I'm thinking of perhaps doing a livestream on Picarto or something of me reading... something. Public domain, more like as not. But just to kind of put my foot int he water, see if people actually enjoy my voice out there. If so, I may see about doing more. If not, well, was worth a try.

So, yeah. Would people be interested in me streaming a narration/voice acting scene? Leave your thoughts below.

****EDIT****

Also, if you DO wanna hear me, leave a suggestion for something for me to read. Mind you, it has to be in the public domain, and I'd rather keep it SFW at first. Also, I'll add a few of my own suggestions.

-The Telltale Heart

Hey there, wanna get a YCH with Sammy? The super adorable artist  Vaini who draws super cute and adorable characters needs someone to fill in slot B for this beach-time piece!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21877359/

So, any buyers? Come on, you get to have such adorable and sexy fun with Sammy! Prices are now at a discount for this one piece!

STEP ONE
# Make a post to your journal. The post should contain your list of ten holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV"). The important thing is to make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
# If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) can get in touch with you. Your home address is not required!
# Make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your journal, or link to this post (it'll be public) so that the holiday joy will spread.

STEP TWO
# Surf around your friends list (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now, here's the important part...
# If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes one person's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use - or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free - do it.
# You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf - to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not - it's your call. There are no guarantees with this project, and no strings attached. Just... wish, and it might come true. Give and you might receive. You'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

ONE
I guess money donated to me via Paypal, or even Steam. My paypal is sam_previs@yahoo.com.

TWO

A Christmas-themed piece of art by featuring Sam, my pig. Could also include his fursona, Theo, or even your own, either way is gud. ^_^

THREE
MOAR ART, this time from . She does great work with chubby characters, so chubby Sammy would be perfect <3

FOUR

Art in general of Sam, my piggy. Lewd is especially welcome, but not necessary. :3

FIVE

Art by , wonderful artist there. Would especially enjoy art of Sam. :p

SIX

For everyone to have a happy and safe Christmas!

SEVEN

Would really kinda like to play the new Doom, if anyone is willing to get it for me on Steam.

EIGHT

An Amazon Kindle giftcard would be lovely. Can always use more books! ^_^

NINE

For people to follow the artists , , , , and

TEN

To have a merry Christmas!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7839481/

So, this artist friend of mine, he's in a rough spot right now. He got injured some time back, and can't afford the medical bills. Any dotations would help, even a single $dollar.

God bless!

Check her out! Her name is , and she has openings for comissions, as well as an absolutely adorable (or potentially sexy) YCH open involvibg your character (any gender or species) snuggling a gigantic teddy bear!

Go there! Gooooooooooo~ you kow you want to!

~<3

Hey! You! Yes, you!

Like Teddy Bears!?

Like Cuddles?

Like Cuddling gigantic Teddy Bears?

Then check out this YCH by BlueRoses! Her art is cute, amd this YCH is just amazingly cute! Check it out!

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/20556143/

So... either something I comissioned long ago has been traced for someone else's art, or something I bought is the product of a tracing. Thing is, I can't tell, because I can't remember how long ago it was when I bought my comission.

Let me back up here.

So, I know my piggy character on F-list is over 4 years old. The oly reason it says less is because I renamed the character back before F-List allowed people to change a character's name once a month. And I can't, for the life of me, remember how long ago it was that I comissioned a piece by Blue Bender on F-List (Vannie on Inkbunny)

What I comissioned was this
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19236451/

Then, last night, while I was half asleep, I stumbled on this picture and didn't think much of it, but when I woke up and took another look at it, I realized that this picture here
https://e621.net/post/show/149196/2.....ing-elbow_glov

Looks similar. Very similar. Like, "I could literally superimpose this shit over my piggy and it'd be a neat perfect match" similar.

Now on e621, this was entered 4 years ago. And I cant remember how long ago I comissioned the piggy.

So, the question is... did someone trace a piece I comissiined (in which case, Im flattered, but ita also an insult to the artist to trace and claim as your own)... or did I pay $75 for a half-traced pic?

So, this will be my first time doing an FA journal. Don't know why I'm even bothering. I'm no popular artist. I'm just some guy with an addiction to comissioning porn and bidding in YCHs for porn. Only reason I have myself listed as a write is 'cause, years ago, I fancies seeing myself become a writer, years and years ago. Now, I just keep my two stories up mostly for posterity.

Anyway, that's enough for the depressing stuff! So, today has been an interesting day! My oldest sister, Mary (she's twelve, but I swear, she was born an old lady with her personality), recently fell in love with Batman, mostly due to her deciding she wanted to watch the 1989 Batman movie because it was my favorite movie when I was very young. And she loved it. So this morning, she came over to show me that she got a T-shirt on Easter as a gift. It was a batman shirt. A short bit into the conversation, she mentioned she was on spring break. I mentioned Tuesdays are one of my days off from work.

We instantly decided to go see Batman vs Superman.

I liked it, and she loved it! I know some people are unhappy with it, and I think that's 'cause most people go in with high expectation, or go in with the intent of being critical. If you go in with a blank slate, it's actually an enjoyable movie, worth watching. Heck I was even pleasantly surprised that Ben Affleck was actually a pretty good Batman (certainly worlds better than George Clooney).

Also, due to limits on my internet data, I FINALLY got the Fallout 4 DLC Automatron. Haven't started the quest for it yet, have some stuff I'm trying to get done first. :p But from what I've seen, it looks like it's gonna be badass.

I need to do a massive upload of some of the new art I have aquired lately. Kinda behind on that.

Aaaaaand finally... I have no idea what happened, but I suddenly got, like, five different Russian artists on this site to follow me all overnight. XD It's kinda hilarious actually. I guess cute piggies are just popular in Russia. ~<3