I gots....
Posted 16 years agoI has drawings, crapy ones but I has them. I'll post when I can *is at the library at the moment* Things are busy right now. I'm getting way far a head in school, the teachers are gonna hate me at the start of the year next year, *has a good years worth of work done already* Me and my friends are having a hard time tho, mainly cuz I cant get out the house. Mom lost her job and is insiting that I stay inside and work >.< Good news is I'm almost done with my stuffs and can return to my somewhat normal life. Ummmm..... Yeah, thats it. Expect some stopmotion stuff in the next year or so, Dad is letting me redo the spare room so I can have a small studio to work on that stuff in. Sooo thats it, see you folks later.
Jess
Jess
Holy snot, its been a month!!!!!
Posted 16 years agoOooook, things got out of hand. School is out, but I'm still working, >.< I's a workaholic. I'd post stuff but scanner=lame aaaaand there isnt really much to share anyway. Um.... I gots a job now, I'm working for lowes, its only a summer job but it'll do. We's having a garage sale sometime next month, I'm finally going to get a new computer X3 both my laptop and desktop are starting to die. I have to wait half an hour for the laptop to boot up. Um...lets see.... I think thats it.... Oh for all you depressed emo folks out there, trust me IT COULD BE WORSE!!!!! and what ever you do, dont piss off a weasel, they'll rip you appart and put you in a paper shredder ^_^ have a nice day
Jess :P
Jess :P
Ok some new stuffs
Posted 16 years agoAlot of stuff has happened since my last post. The game I'm building is going...not well, but decently, all my inventions and stuff are on hold, I've been writing some stories and stuff, some of them relating to the game I'm building and I will post those when I finish them. I have made an alt account that will cover all game, and invention news, this account will remain alive so I can post other things like my drawings and the non game related stories =3 so um.... yea demo of the game will be released some time next fall if things continue to go as planned =3 Love you all
Jess
littleweasel09
Jess
littleweasel09*waves hands wildly* I'm still alive I SWEAR!!!
Posted 16 years agojust really busy at the moment uhhhhhhhhh yeah, I'm good and unemo now, um....yea stuff soon if I can, I should have some pics of the stuff I've been building soon...if I can get my stupid camera working >.< A long time ago i spoke of a game that I was writing, not alot of your remember that, but I found the old files and started working on it again, me and a few of my friends though my amazing UUA church are getting together to form our own little game development group, we dun have a name for it just yet but we're getting there. Um yea, my old text based crappy RPG might be available for download soon but I dun think any one wants it, its pretty crappy XD My group should be pumping out our first game sometime near the middle of summer so yea. Love you all
Jess
Jess
shit shit shit shit shit shit
Posted 16 years agook so I went to con with my awesome UUA church, it was amazing, I'm dropping dead from exhaustion, my mate and i broke up um....crap there's so much I want to TALK about but I dun want to rant. I'm in like a constant state of happiness despite the break up, which i cant quite put my finger on, I should be sad and depressed but I'm not O-o there must be something wrong with me. Um I actually started sketching again, I has them I'm just to lazy to scan them in X3 um.... I'm actually going to start in on some of my inventions here soon, I met some awesome people at con who are going to help me to build them um...I should have some drawings of them some where....if not I'll draw them soon. um........ya my brain is failing, I need to go sleep. Love you all
Jess
Jess
subject????? I DUN NEED A SUBJECT!!!!
Posted 16 years agoUhh yea, I want to get my new sona on paper but I dun really have time or patience to draw right now, so if any one wants to do it for me, I can PM you the description, or if you guys want there can be a contest, but I dun really know what the prize would be.
I'm missin my friends cuz I lack communication right now, but I am still working on it, taking for ever um... so yea, I may or may not be moving in with another of my family members, depends on how things go umm.....yea love you all, and those of you who know me over msn who I USED to talk to all the time, YOU IS FAMILY AND I IS GONNA COME FOR YOU AS SOON AS I CAN!!!! love you all ^_^
jess
I'm missin my friends cuz I lack communication right now, but I am still working on it, taking for ever um... so yea, I may or may not be moving in with another of my family members, depends on how things go umm.....yea love you all, and those of you who know me over msn who I USED to talk to all the time, YOU IS FAMILY AND I IS GONNA COME FOR YOU AS SOON AS I CAN!!!! love you all ^_^
jess
Stuff...
Posted 16 years agojust a general update, you dun have to read this if you don't want to
Things are getting worse at home, I cant DO anything at this point, everything I've been working on is put on hold cuz of some crap going on. Um... My birth day is on Friday... gonna try to draw, no promises, um...ya that's it, see you all later.
Things are getting worse at home, I cant DO anything at this point, everything I've been working on is put on hold cuz of some crap going on. Um... My birth day is on Friday... gonna try to draw, no promises, um...ya that's it, see you all later.
THEY CANT STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Posted 16 years agoJust when you thought I was dead huh XD Well there is a good reason for me vanishing but I wont go into it, I'm semi back now, working with 3D stuff at the moment, havent really been drawing, been a bit to occupied with other things. but yea, I've finally been getting all my ideas out in the 3D program I'm working with, I SHOULD be making a game, if I can get some help from the peeps at my UU church >.> we'll see. Uhhhhhhh ya not on much maybe an upload SOMETIME this month cant be sure at this point. Uhhhhh thats it I think, see you all laters.
Edit: Oh btw if you guys need a theme, make it "Lets see how quickly we can destroy YOUR world" ^_^ tis kinda like what I'm putting together right now, plus.....ideas are ENDLESS
Edit: Oh btw if you guys need a theme, make it "Lets see how quickly we can destroy YOUR world" ^_^ tis kinda like what I'm putting together right now, plus.....ideas are ENDLESS
More stuff from the weirdo XD
Posted 16 years agoYea, coming soon Purple Dragon Custom Plushies ^.=.^ Yus I decided on a name for it, and I SHOULD have my first samples up some time...... in the next.... couple months ^.=.^;; there's a lot going on right now, so I dunno when I can sit down to make a few >.=.< aaaaand I'm working on a mascot here soon so yea, I've got A sketch, but I dunno when I can get it posted, again things are a bit busy, but manageable.
Getting life back in order
Posted 16 years agoYea, things have happened, and I am kinda re-prioritizing things at home, I'm gonna mostly focus on school, and my art, I got into a nice school program for it, so I'll post what ever I do here, along with some of my own free time sketches. So yea, I'll also be slowly unwatching people, so don't feel bad if you are unwatched, your still a great artist, I'm just cutting down on the submissions that I am sorting through ever day.
WOW things are good--- Plus a thing of insperation!!!!!
Posted 16 years agoOk getting a new job soon pay and schedualling is perfect for me. I'm a bit stressed out right now as me and my love only have a month before he losses his current dwelling due to some evil room mates. So we are scrambling to find him a place and keep him off the street, but things SHOULD work out in the end. I got into a great art class through the local YMCA I know lame right but its totally worth it. I'm gonna get better at drawing and stuffs.
On wards to my idea, CUSTOM PLUSHIES!!!!! Would you buy them if you had the money!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Either way I plan to do it, as I know it would do well in the area that I'm at, but if I could get some help advertising and what not, that would be amazing. Tell me what you think!!!!!
Have fun all ^_^
On wards to my idea, CUSTOM PLUSHIES!!!!! Would you buy them if you had the money!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Either way I plan to do it, as I know it would do well in the area that I'm at, but if I could get some help advertising and what not, that would be amazing. Tell me what you think!!!!!
Have fun all ^_^
Thinks are tight but fitting
Posted 17 years agoI know lame title, but its true, I am back online and what not now, I can draw now too, I'm just limited, Sundays and mondays I most likely WONT be on, but the rest of the week I will be, so ya, things are ok now. Oh and I finnally found all my old media arts stuff, so that will be coming soon, and paypal still hates me so yea. Talk to you all later!!!!!!
Grrrr
Posted 17 years agoWent from more activity to little activity, home life sucks so yea, I'll try we'll see. I should have some time to draw and scanning in some stuff, but yea....we'll see
More activity
Posted 17 years agoYea I should be posting here soon, I found my tablet, and my photoshop CD so yea, prolly tomorrow or this evening. For those of you who followed me I love you guys, your the best friends I could ask for. who knows maybe if I start back up again I'll be insanely good ^_^ bah who am I kidding I'm just trying to get my own hopes up, but ya, regardless of what I draw, or how crappy it is, I'll still post it ^_^
UM clay stuff is on hold till I can get more clay, I ran out making presents and things for family for chirstmas and birth days which all seem to fall around christmas time, not sure why O-o any way, so yea thats on hold.
Poems/stories I dunno we'll see, depends if I get a good idea or not.
So yea, love you all see you tomorrow
UM clay stuff is on hold till I can get more clay, I ran out making presents and things for family for chirstmas and birth days which all seem to fall around christmas time, not sure why O-o any way, so yea thats on hold.
Poems/stories I dunno we'll see, depends if I get a good idea or not.
So yea, love you all see you tomorrow
Um so yea, I require a brain transplant + SOMETHING FUNNNN!!
Posted 17 years agothings are a bit crazy around home, I cant seem to find time to draw or paint much but I will try, clay stuff again is on hold, till I get paypal to like me again, and I get some advertising done. In the mean time here is something fun
COMMENT and I will,
1. Respond with something random about you.
2. Tell which song or movie reminds you of them.
3. Pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. Say something that only makes sense to the two of you.
5. First memory of them.
6. What animal they remind you of.
7. Ask something that you've always wondered about them.
8. Tell your favorite thing about them.
9. Tell your least favorite thing about them.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.
I dont even remember where I got it from, but it looked fun =3 You can opted out if you want but I would like it if you did it, bored out of my mind tonight.
COMMENT and I will,
1. Respond with something random about you.
2. Tell which song or movie reminds you of them.
3. Pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. Say something that only makes sense to the two of you.
5. First memory of them.
6. What animal they remind you of.
7. Ask something that you've always wondered about them.
8. Tell your favorite thing about them.
9. Tell your least favorite thing about them.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.
I dont even remember where I got it from, but it looked fun =3 You can opted out if you want but I would like it if you did it, bored out of my mind tonight.
Meh who cares what the general public/people say
Posted 17 years agoI've had the insane desire to paint for some reason, so I'm gonna drag out the dusty old tablet, reinstall photoshop, and start painting =3
Also to those who came from my other account
mechan10 thank you sooooo much, you have no idea how much that helps ^_^
Oh and paypal hates me so I'm closed for commissions for a while, its either paypal or my bank account, so I have to run some errands tomorrow and figure out what the heck is going on. So yea, should have that back up soon. Um....I think thats it.... Oh I dun comment much right now, just cuz of life, life hates me, it dun let me do much of what I want to do XD
So yea, love life, have fun, don't fap or have to much sex, cuz that can be painful and unfun >.> <.< *flees*
Also to those who came from my other account
mechan10 thank you sooooo much, you have no idea how much that helps ^_^Oh and paypal hates me so I'm closed for commissions for a while, its either paypal or my bank account, so I have to run some errands tomorrow and figure out what the heck is going on. So yea, should have that back up soon. Um....I think thats it.... Oh I dun comment much right now, just cuz of life, life hates me, it dun let me do much of what I want to do XD
So yea, love life, have fun, don't fap or have to much sex, cuz that can be painful and unfun >.> <.< *flees*
Been a while since I've posted
Posted 17 years agoJust wanted to let you guys who DO follow me know that I'm ok, things have been interesting these past few months, me and David are improving with our fiances. Plus a few other good things have happened, and I was wondering if you guys would like to see some of my um....sketches, I don't think I'm all that good, but I wanted your guy's opinion.
I'm afraid of 27 out of 75 common fears meme
Posted 17 years ago[x] public speaking
[x] staying single forever
[x] Rejection
[] being a parent
[] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights
[] dogs
[] fish
[] spiders
[] flowers or other plants
[x] that Scary guy...
[x] being touched
[] fire
[x] deep water
[] snakes
[] silk
[] the ocean
[x] failure
[x] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[] death
[] heaven
[] being robbed
[x] falling
[] clowns
[x] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibilities
[x] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[x] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf
[] growing up
[] creepy noises in the night
[] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
[] dinosaurs
[] the welcome mat
[] high speed
[x] throwing up
[] falling in love
[x] super secret
Final Total: 27
If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 75 common fears.
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
{{{If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.}}}
People who don’t have any are liars.
[x] staying single forever
[x] Rejection
[] being a parent
[] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights
[] dogs
[] fish
[] spiders
[] flowers or other plants
[x] that Scary guy...
[x] being touched
[] fire
[x] deep water
[] snakes
[] silk
[] the ocean
[x] failure
[x] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[] death
[] heaven
[] being robbed
[x] falling
[] clowns
[x] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibilities
[x] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[x] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf
[] growing up
[] creepy noises in the night
[] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
[] dinosaurs
[] the welcome mat
[] high speed
[x] throwing up
[] falling in love
[x] super secret
Final Total: 27
If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 75 common fears.
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
{{{If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.}}}
People who don’t have any are liars.
Letter Meme + some updates
Posted 17 years agoOk updates first because I'm sure you guys dont care about the meme.
I start working on the commissions on Tuesday or Wednesday of next week. You can prepay and order yours now, but I wont start working on them till Tuesday or Wednesday. I cant do mature figurines yet, but I should be able to do so sometime around spring or summer. Note me or comment if you want one, I should have more samples up soon >.> I'm having trouble with one of my larger samples, it keeps falling over >.<
and now the meme
Dear David(my fiance, gonna get him an account here soon, hes an excellent writer)
I really don't know how to tell you this, but, I'm selling myself. I think I realized it First of May In your camping car and I saw you Sit on into the crazy monk. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That I'm open. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep The results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Never openly mocked your Embarrassing rash.
Warm regards.
Jessica Henry.
Dear (insert user name here)
I really don't know how to tell you this, but, (answer 1). I think I realized it (answer 2 and 3) and I saw you (answer 4) into (answer 5). I'm sure you're (answer 6) ehnough to understand (answer 7). I'm returning (answer 8) to you, but I'll keep (answer 9) as a memory. You should also know that I (answers 10 and 11).
(answer 12).
(insert you name here).
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In woman's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard souffle
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
I start working on the commissions on Tuesday or Wednesday of next week. You can prepay and order yours now, but I wont start working on them till Tuesday or Wednesday. I cant do mature figurines yet, but I should be able to do so sometime around spring or summer. Note me or comment if you want one, I should have more samples up soon >.> I'm having trouble with one of my larger samples, it keeps falling over >.<
and now the meme
Dear David(my fiance, gonna get him an account here soon, hes an excellent writer)
I really don't know how to tell you this, but, I'm selling myself. I think I realized it First of May In your camping car and I saw you Sit on into the crazy monk. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That I'm open. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep The results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Never openly mocked your Embarrassing rash.
Warm regards.
Jessica Henry.
Dear (insert user name here)
I really don't know how to tell you this, but, (answer 1). I think I realized it (answer 2 and 3) and I saw you (answer 4) into (answer 5). I'm sure you're (answer 6) ehnough to understand (answer 7). I'm returning (answer 8) to you, but I'll keep (answer 9) as a memory. You should also know that I (answers 10 and 11).
(answer 12).
(insert you name here).
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In woman's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard souffle
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Hi welcome to the new me and new account
Posted 17 years agoI still write my stories, they will have to wait though, because right now me and my fiance need some money so that I can move in with him before the end of spring, hopefully MUCH before then. Money is tight for both of us so I will be selling clay figurines for between $5 and $30 depending on how large you want it to be. I will have sample images up sometime between tomorrow and Friday.
Please please PLEASE help me and my fiance, we need the money desperately. If you want a figurine, just PM me with what you want and if there's any muddled detail we can talk about it. I only have 5 slots available at the moment, and you can pre-order your model, I officially start working on them on the 25th of this month, they will take time to ship how ever as it is hard for me to get out to the post office to mail them off, but I will post pictures of the completed models to prove that they are indeed completed.
Thanks all! =D
Please please PLEASE help me and my fiance, we need the money desperately. If you want a figurine, just PM me with what you want and if there's any muddled detail we can talk about it. I only have 5 slots available at the moment, and you can pre-order your model, I officially start working on them on the 25th of this month, they will take time to ship how ever as it is hard for me to get out to the post office to mail them off, but I will post pictures of the completed models to prove that they are indeed completed.
Thanks all! =D
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