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Posted 9 years agoMEEEEEERRRYYYY
BOOOODGEMAS!!
BOOOODGEMAS!!
Niko Character Interview
Posted 9 years agoCharacter's Name: Niko
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
Niko
2. Give me your full name...
NIKO!
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
NIKO!
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
BOODGE
5. Where/when were you born?
Uhm, an egg. I was a naked pink bird.
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
Never ask a boodge their age!
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
If you have treats...I can be good.
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH -chirp-
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
Sure.
10. Do you like to read?
I read the comics on the newspaper in my cage. Then I poop on them.
11. Favorite color?
Blue!
12. Do you get along with others?
No! -headbutts- Mommy is all mine!
13. Do you have any enemies?
BELLS!
14. How about friends?
BELLS!
15. Are you patient?
No. I see the nuti-berry bag! GIMME GIMME GIMME
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
A WEREAKEET!
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
-headbutts-
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
-headbutts-
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
I'm already perfect!
20. About your home...
MORE BELLS!
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
Uhm. Mommy is awesome. She buys me BELLS!
22. Do you have any siblings?
Nope. I'm a spoiled bum.
23. What's your occupation?
Diva bitch bird.
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
Of course! I'm the best at it
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
Mommy's hand >_>
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
NO! Short term relationship
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
.......I like bells.
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
SOCKS!!
29. Favorite food?
Seed, millet, nuri-berries, millet, millet, seed..
30. Favorite drink?
Water
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
My collection of bells!
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
Sometimes I chirp in my sleep..
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
MEHMEHMEH
34. Is that a good reason?
-Yes. Shut up.
Part V: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
Yes! I have bells, and millet and mommy!
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
Headbutt a bell.
42. Any hobbies?
HEADBUTTING BELLS
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
.....Bells.
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
AWESOME
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
Maybe.
46. Your personal quote?
MEHMEHMEHMEH CHIRP MEHEMMEH WARBLE
47. Do you like change?
NO! Ok..maybe after 10 minutes.
48. What's your most valued possession?
My big bell over my food dish!
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
NO. MY BELLS!
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
I have a headache from headbutting bells.
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Couple Meme
Posted 10 years agoCharacters:
MJ and Calamity
Questions:
1) Who are you? Age / race?
Calamity: 30 And none of your business
MJ: Madame Jade twenty eight year old cheetah crime lord
2) Now who's your lover? Whats his/her age/race?
Calamity: Madame Jade, the pretty kitty.
MJ: A cute but crabby floof face
3) What makes your lover so special?
Calamity: Everything. >_>
MJ: You want me to sit here Jabbering all damn day?
4) Have you ever doubted your lover?
Calamity: Not since we've been together, before that though...yes.
MJ: Is that question rhetorical?
5) Have you ever used pickup lines on your lover? Which ones?
Calamity: Pick up lines.... I don't need pick up lines.
MJ: Umm I called him a looker once that count?
6) Which is the most embarrassing moment you've had with your lover?
Calamity: Uhm...perhaps talking about what 74 meant.
MJ: A voodoo priestess turned me into a cartoon duck once..shut up
7) Do you believe in sex after marriage?
Calamity: Before..after...between....wait what?
MJ: Before in between and after....why the hell would you ask such a dumb fuck question
8) Do you have any sexual desires that you would like to try with your lover? If you do then what is it?
Calamity: None of your fucking business.
MJ: I'm not telling you that you prevented fuck
9) What really turns you on?
Calamity: ............Again...go fuck yourself.
MJ: Oh you just keep pushing don't you
10) Do you know your lover's weak spot? Does he/she know yours?
Calamity: I don't know, but I'm not sure if Fabio could count as a weak spot..
MJ: 74....
11) What happens if you find your lover with another man/woman? How would you interpret that?
Calamity: How would I interpret that? Well, to put it bluntly, the guy would die. After a very long session of torture.
MJ: -goes into a long winded rant about torture-
12) Any fantasy with your lover? Pervy answers allowed.
MJ: -imitates the sound of a cracking whip-
Calamity: What the hell is with all these sexual questions? And why'd you just make that noise?
13) Ever had fights?
Calamity: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Well only one major one, and I wish to never do that again. That was.....terrible.
MJ: Fighters nooooo never. -gives Calamity the look-
14) How was the love confession?
Calamity: Honestly? I was put with her by my creator. But I couldn't be happier with that choice.
MJ: What he said
15) How do you feel about your lover's family members? Do you know them?
Calamity: Never met them...kinda killed mine before I met her so..
MJ: My family thinks I'm dead
16) Speaking of families, do you wish to start one together?
Calamity: ........not at the moment.
MJ: I'm not thinking about a kid till I get a damn ring
17) We're finished! What are you going to do now?
Calamity: Uh, something productive?
MJ: -Tugs on Calamity's ears-
