Birthday journal time. Hello friends, I hope your last year went well. Mine didn't. But 2016 is gonna be better. Let's hope.

SO. BIRTHDAY TIME.

Time to write. Draw. Whatever you do. But do it for me. Mmmm, yes. The theme for this year you ask?

http://tinyurl.com/h8gpkwf

Yeah. That's right. Your character, or whomever you feel like writing/drawing/creating about. Dressed up. Full roman man. Or, in that time. I dunno, you figure that part out.

But the addendum to this is the misfortune to befall a particular micro civilization. You fill in the details. Smooches.

Seriously.

I ain't even mad at it.

I'm going a bit more broad this year, we're talking:


Princesses in peril.


Doesn't have to be anymore specific than that! I will judge you all depending on your ability to do such. Watchful eye and everything.

Birthday month is a go.

This year, as with the year before it and all that. I'm not really looking for cash rewards. Stopit, put yer wallets away. I want.

THE WRITTEN WORD. (Or art if you're like, someone who arts instead. Heeeey Sheela.)

The theme for the year?!

Sitting.

Or rather the act of -your- character sitting in an unaware fashion of a shrunken city scenario. So you know, doesn't need any sort of complicated reason behind it, heck, if that ain't even yer bag. Just write a thing with your character eating a slice of cake with micro/macro implications. It doesn't take much to make me happy.

And it's ALL about making me happy.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH. AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

(No, seriously, thank you muchly ahead of time for anyone who decides to take part and I vastly appreciate any and all effort put forth. If you're having trouble coming up with something, or got questions or anything. Drop me a note or leave a comment or annnything.)

It's coming. Prepare your fingers.

It's coming up. Last year. I asked for you all to write, draw. Whatever your character as a super macro and a number of you just did it so well.

I don't actually have anything like that this year sadly. So you guys don't need to do anything aside from:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npC_lOcWAnU

Thus Far:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7252543/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7183604
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7182340
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7251896
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7255385

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1124247/gen.....ngerPlanet.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1124247/gen.....gerPlanet2.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1124247/gen.....gerPlanet3.jpg

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1124247/gen.....ay%20Story.rtf
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1162486/LLL.....outinstyle.rtf

Pipe splits in the basement. I'd just finished making myself something to eat in the kitchen and I hear a sputter and then the cliche' spray sound effect you associated with well..spraying water. Open the back door, push open the cellar door. A whisk of cold air hits my face. The entire basement is flooded. I already know it's a pipe or something. Sheela panics behind me and ventures off to make a journal about it. I strap on my tool belt. (Read: Put my shoes on and go down with a flashlight.)

After a climatic battle of me turning on and off various valves I finally find the one in question, red head gleaming in the cone of my flashlight, I reach out; fingers frozen to the bone and turn it harshly. The spray turns to a sputter, the sputter turns to a drip and then. Curtains.

I fucked that problem up.

I'm so good at this game called life.

I'm trying. Honestly. I am.

Like. To an unhealthy amount for a man who considers himself straight.

Anyone know of any? I totally wanna read these things.

I'm so finished with this game. UGH. It sucks so bad. Everytime you come out of spawn. You've got to deal with some crazy pyro who just stands there and flames everyone and then airblasts them back into the room before they have a proper chance to react. So when a couple of pyros come out of spawn. Surprise demo man!

And then you have to deal with crap like spies who apparently can kill you in one hit with melee from behind and from the front like 90% of the time. Whoever balanced this game needs to be shot. It is -so- not newbie friendly.

Like there is this class. Heavy. Who gets this cool gun that you can rev up and once it gets there it starts to rain fire on pretty much everyone, but then surprise. Spy. And the pyros on your team are too busy spawn camping and spy checking everyone but the spy to actually help you out.

And snipers! Oh boy. Don't you get me started on snipers. Just the other day I was playing on a map in TF2 called 2fort. I'm standing outside near this bridge as Solider trying to do the rocket jump maneuver to get onto of this shoddy bridge cover to see if I can walk across it but before I can. Some stupid sniper shoots me. They are so overpowered. Turn a corner. Arrow to the face.

Maybe someone who is amazing at the game could give me a couple of tips because I find whenever I play. I can only get like maybe one or two kills per round and then get killed like fifty times.

I'm playing WoW again. There. I said it.

Stormscale. PvP servers suck; but other friends are there. So it's sort of like a balance I guess.

Stupid. Just stop that nonsense. Right now.

First time in three years.

Thanks to Sheela for the new one :0

Also. Birthday is soon. Yay...

Same size vore makes me chuckle.

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Thank you.