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General | Posted 15 years ago1 – Do you and your "fursona" look alike?
He's stick thin with a MONSTER COCK. So FUCK YES
2 – Do you and your "fursona" share attires?
He's nude. I hate clothes, but I can't not wear clothes... then I'd go to jail
3 – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?
I fuck anything! EVEN MYSELF!
4 – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you would to change how he/she looked like to make him/her look more like you, how would you think he/she would look like?
How to can the just way go now.
5 – Did you work hard to develop your fursona? What is the (brief) history of your fursona?
Literally hours on drafting, reworking, and putting those fine touches on him.
6 – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
What? Aside from the whole 'fucking ANYTHING deal?
7 – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?
As long as he's hate fucking them in the eyeball to death
8 – How would you like your character not to be used?
Like a bitch... DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!?
9 – What’s your fursona’s specialty?
Fucking.... ANYTHING!
10 – At a score of 1-10 how much are you and your fursona alike?
11!!!!
He's stick thin with a MONSTER COCK. So FUCK YES
2 – Do you and your "fursona" share attires?
He's nude. I hate clothes, but I can't not wear clothes... then I'd go to jail
3 – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?
I fuck anything! EVEN MYSELF!
4 – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you would to change how he/she looked like to make him/her look more like you, how would you think he/she would look like?
How to can the just way go now.
5 – Did you work hard to develop your fursona? What is the (brief) history of your fursona?
Literally hours on drafting, reworking, and putting those fine touches on him.
6 – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
What? Aside from the whole 'fucking ANYTHING deal?
7 – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?
As long as he's hate fucking them in the eyeball to death
8 – How would you like your character not to be used?
Like a bitch... DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!?
9 – What’s your fursona’s specialty?
Fucking.... ANYTHING!
10 – At a score of 1-10 how much are you and your fursona alike?
11!!!!
Age Meme
General | Posted 15 years agoHOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting. (Meh, only sometimes.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] You show up late for work a lot. (Oh god no!)
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[X] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[X] You know how to do the dishes (doesn't mean I like it).
[X] You can count to 10 in another language. (German.)
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[ ] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[X] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] You have more bills than you can pay (slowly getting better).
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning. (Nope, I just pile shit on it.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 27
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR (have, but I refuse to use it)
Final: 31
Hey! I act as old as I look apparently.
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting. (Meh, only sometimes.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[ ] You show up late for work a lot. (Oh god no!)
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[X] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[X] You know how to do the dishes (doesn't mean I like it).
[X] You can count to 10 in another language. (German.)
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[ ] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[X] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] You have more bills than you can pay (slowly getting better).
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning. (Nope, I just pile shit on it.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 27
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR (have, but I refuse to use it)
Final: 31
Hey! I act as old as I look apparently.
Censorship
General | Posted 15 years agoHonestly, what's the point?
If something is THAT offensive, there are ways to block it (turning off the TV, not buying something, etc). I CAN understand trying to protect childeren to some extent. It is up to the parents to take a level of responsibility.
My dad pulled me out of school to see the South Park movie. Let me say that again. My father went to my school and got me out of class just to see the South Park movie. We watched it, then discussed the content. He made me aware of the message and content.
In short: Censorship sucks. Allow everything, or we won't be able to enjoy anything.
If something is THAT offensive, there are ways to block it (turning off the TV, not buying something, etc). I CAN understand trying to protect childeren to some extent. It is up to the parents to take a level of responsibility.
My dad pulled me out of school to see the South Park movie. Let me say that again. My father went to my school and got me out of class just to see the South Park movie. We watched it, then discussed the content. He made me aware of the message and content.
In short: Censorship sucks. Allow everything, or we won't be able to enjoy anything.
SRS Question
General | Posted 16 years agoHow do you convince someone they're really attractive? Apparently I don't count. I love this person and want them to feel good about them self. Short of getting them laid by someone else, I'm out of ideas.
Much deserved pimpage
General | Posted 16 years agoAmericunt quiz
General | Posted 16 years agoSomething modified from an image I saw on 4Chan
Have a parent that voted for George W. Bush [X] (I'm fairly certain at least one of them did)
Mother cried during 9/11 [] (I never saw her do it, but I wouldn't blame her if she did
YOU cried during 9/11 [] (No, I was a teen full of piss and vinegar, I was pissed and wanted to kill something)
"Vietnam was a tie at the very least" [] (Communism prevailed, I accept it)
"Bitch we won Vietnam, look at the kill ratio" [] (We gave a hell of a show, but the north wasn't the one that evacuated Saigon :/ )
Are afraid of the Police [] (I work with a lot of Coppers, I like them)
Are a Libertarian [X] (Yes, I am a registered Libertarian)
Speak no foreign languages aside from High School Spanish [] (I took a bit of High School German, so there)
Eats Fast Food at least 3 times a week [] (I fucking wish though)
The Government should only pave roads and build a military, privatize everything else [] (Privatizing schools would only benefit the rich. I'm still torn on healthcare though)
Overweight [] (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
The Metric system is stupid [] (It makes a lot of sense, but give me a foot and a mile any day)
Own a gun [X] (2. A Ruger Mini-14 and a Daisy .22 Bolt Action)
A normal serving size fills your plate [X] (And yet I can't gain any weight)
Never travelled outside the US [] (I was in the Army bitch! And Canada was just next door growing up)
Think Obama is a Socialist or 'Too Radical' [X] (well, he IS looking to socialise almost everything. Not that it's 100% a bad thing)
"Russia would have lost WW2 without America's help" [X] (ONLY if the UK was out of the fight as well)
Always drive; never use public transport [] (I don't even own a fucking car)
Believe Rugby, "Soccer", and Cricket are inferior to "Football", Basketball, and Baseball [] (Rugby and Soccer, no. Cricket, HELL YES)
The War of 1812 resulted in an American victory [X] (Well, England was outed AGAIN, and the security of the Union was ensured)
Believe owning a firearm is a basic human right [X] (Yes, except for felons]
Have a parent that voted for George W. Bush [X] (I'm fairly certain at least one of them did)
Mother cried during 9/11 [] (I never saw her do it, but I wouldn't blame her if she did
YOU cried during 9/11 [] (No, I was a teen full of piss and vinegar, I was pissed and wanted to kill something)
"Vietnam was a tie at the very least" [] (Communism prevailed, I accept it)
"Bitch we won Vietnam, look at the kill ratio" [] (We gave a hell of a show, but the north wasn't the one that evacuated Saigon :/ )
Are afraid of the Police [] (I work with a lot of Coppers, I like them)
Are a Libertarian [X] (Yes, I am a registered Libertarian)
Speak no foreign languages aside from High School Spanish [] (I took a bit of High School German, so there)
Eats Fast Food at least 3 times a week [] (I fucking wish though)
The Government should only pave roads and build a military, privatize everything else [] (Privatizing schools would only benefit the rich. I'm still torn on healthcare though)
Overweight [] (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
The Metric system is stupid [] (It makes a lot of sense, but give me a foot and a mile any day)
Own a gun [X] (2. A Ruger Mini-14 and a Daisy .22 Bolt Action)
A normal serving size fills your plate [X] (And yet I can't gain any weight)
Never travelled outside the US [] (I was in the Army bitch! And Canada was just next door growing up)
Think Obama is a Socialist or 'Too Radical' [X] (well, he IS looking to socialise almost everything. Not that it's 100% a bad thing)
"Russia would have lost WW2 without America's help" [X] (ONLY if the UK was out of the fight as well)
Always drive; never use public transport [] (I don't even own a fucking car)
Believe Rugby, "Soccer", and Cricket are inferior to "Football", Basketball, and Baseball [] (Rugby and Soccer, no. Cricket, HELL YES)
The War of 1812 resulted in an American victory [X] (Well, England was outed AGAIN, and the security of the Union was ensured)
Believe owning a firearm is a basic human right [X] (Yes, except for felons]
I'm a horrible person, and I almost should be in jail
General | Posted 16 years agoDoing this meme because I am bored.
The "Am I really that bad?" meme
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine (My mum gives me her vicodin sometimes)
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal (Technically, if you marked the second one in this set, you HAVE done something illegal)
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[ ] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist
[x] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[x] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything (What? like clean laundry? a fresh baked pie? a good glass of wine?)
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 29
[x] dressed gothic (It was for Halloween)
[] dressed girly (Though I do own a dress, I could never pull off 'girly')
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 37
[x] had a crush on a friend
[] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[] broken a mirror
[] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 40
[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall (5 days a week :P )
[x] skipped school
[] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[x] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (I don't tip douches that look like a penis)
[] caught something on fire
[] lied about your age (Never intentionally, but I honestly have a bitch of a time remembering my age)
TOTAL SO FAR: 46
[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 53
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[] cheated on a test
GRAND TOTAL: 59
The "Am I really that bad?" meme
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine (My mum gives me her vicodin sometimes)
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal (Technically, if you marked the second one in this set, you HAVE done something illegal)
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[ ] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist
[x] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[x] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything (What? like clean laundry? a fresh baked pie? a good glass of wine?)
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 29
[x] dressed gothic (It was for Halloween)
[] dressed girly (Though I do own a dress, I could never pull off 'girly')
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 37
[x] had a crush on a friend
[] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[] broken a mirror
[] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 40
[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall (5 days a week :P )
[x] skipped school
[] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[x] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (I don't tip douches that look like a penis)
[] caught something on fire
[] lied about your age (Never intentionally, but I honestly have a bitch of a time remembering my age)
TOTAL SO FAR: 46
[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 53
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[] cheated on a test
GRAND TOTAL: 59
Big ass meme
General | Posted 16 years ago• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
- Name: Ryan
- Single or taken: Taken, but available
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: Jan 11th
- Sign: Capricorn
- Hair color: What there is left? Brown
- Eye color: Hazel
- Height: 6'
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi
• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Anywhere.
- Favorite designer?: none
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Chili pepper satin boxers and a tight tanktop
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Nothing. I fucking hate clothes
- What do you usually wear?: Black slacks and a horribly coloured shirt
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Shampoo? I barely have hair.
- What are you listening to right now?: The sexy intellectual voice of James May
- Who is the last person that called you?: Brendan
- How many buddies are online right now?: 1 (I have a small list)
• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
- Food: Whatever I can get my hands on
- Girls' names: Selina, Diedre
- Boys' names: Robert (Bob), Seth
- Subjects in school: Drama and Writing
- Animals: 2 miniature Mountain Lions
• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Given anyone a bath?: Bathed with? yes
- Smoked?: Yes
- Bungee jumped?: No
- Made yourself throw up?: Yes...... I was REALLY drunk
- Skinny dipped?: No, despite my hate of clothing
- Ever been in love?: A couple of times
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No
- Pictured your crush naked?: Oh yes
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Not COMPLETELY
- Cried when someone died?: Yeah and I didn't even know the guy.
- Lied: Oh yes!
- Fallen for your best friend?: In High School, yes
- Used someone?: I dunno. i don't think I have.
- Done something you regret?: A few things.
• × • C U R R E N T • × •
- Clothes: My white under shirt and my black work trousers..
- Desktop picture: Shaun http://zeddish.deviantart.com/art/Z.....ktop-102150020 (it's not mine, I swear)
- CD in player: No CD player, watching my man crush.
- DVD in player: NOTHING! watching my man crush!
• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
- You touched: Zed
- Hugged: Zed
- You IMed: Lucky
- Talk to online: Wouldn't that be the same as IM?
• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
- Understanding?: I hope so.
- Open-minded?: Fairly
- Insecure?: Oh yes >_>
- Random?: I can be in conversation
- Hungry?: Always
- Smart?: I like to think so
- Moody?: I can be
- Organized?: Nonononono.
- Shy?: Very
- Difficult?: I am a bit pig headed
- Bored easily?: only at work
- Obsessed?: Not really
- Angry?: No
- Happy?: No
- Hyper?: Not really
- Trusting?: Very
• × • R A N D O M • × •
- In the morning I: Cry a little inside at the alarm going off
- Love is: .....good?
- I dream about: I can't remember my last dream, something about gun porn
- Sexual preference: Wasn't this already asked?
- What do you notice first about a guy/girl: I am a breast man. On a guy.... I don't know, I'll let you know when I really meet one I'm into.
• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
- Coke or Pepsi: Coke
- Flowers or candy: Candy OMNOMNM
- Tall or short: Depends on what you're doing.
• × • W H O • × •
- Makes you laugh the most: Zed
- Makes you smile: Zed
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Zed and Mary
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: I have ;__;
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Ew, no. I like my penis just fine
- Wish you were younger?: No
- Cried because someone said something to you?: I have before
• × • N U M B E R • × •
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: once
- Of guys I've kissed: None yet
- Of girls I've kissed: 3
- Of Cd's I own: None, they're all Zed's
- Of scars on my body: You fucking count them if you're so interested!
- Name: Ryan
- Single or taken: Taken, but available
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: Jan 11th
- Sign: Capricorn
- Hair color: What there is left? Brown
- Eye color: Hazel
- Height: 6'
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi
• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Anywhere.
- Favorite designer?: none
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Chili pepper satin boxers and a tight tanktop
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Nothing. I fucking hate clothes
- What do you usually wear?: Black slacks and a horribly coloured shirt
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Shampoo? I barely have hair.
- What are you listening to right now?: The sexy intellectual voice of James May
- Who is the last person that called you?: Brendan
- How many buddies are online right now?: 1 (I have a small list)
• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
- Food: Whatever I can get my hands on
- Girls' names: Selina, Diedre
- Boys' names: Robert (Bob), Seth
- Subjects in school: Drama and Writing
- Animals: 2 miniature Mountain Lions
• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Given anyone a bath?: Bathed with? yes
- Smoked?: Yes
- Bungee jumped?: No
- Made yourself throw up?: Yes...... I was REALLY drunk
- Skinny dipped?: No, despite my hate of clothing
- Ever been in love?: A couple of times
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No
- Pictured your crush naked?: Oh yes
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Not COMPLETELY
- Cried when someone died?: Yeah and I didn't even know the guy.
- Lied: Oh yes!
- Fallen for your best friend?: In High School, yes
- Used someone?: I dunno. i don't think I have.
- Done something you regret?: A few things.
• × • C U R R E N T • × •
- Clothes: My white under shirt and my black work trousers..
- Desktop picture: Shaun http://zeddish.deviantart.com/art/Z.....ktop-102150020 (it's not mine, I swear)
- CD in player: No CD player, watching my man crush.
- DVD in player: NOTHING! watching my man crush!
• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
- You touched: Zed
- Hugged: Zed
- You IMed: Lucky
- Talk to online: Wouldn't that be the same as IM?
• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
- Understanding?: I hope so.
- Open-minded?: Fairly
- Insecure?: Oh yes >_>
- Random?: I can be in conversation
- Hungry?: Always
- Smart?: I like to think so
- Moody?: I can be
- Organized?: Nonononono.
- Shy?: Very
- Difficult?: I am a bit pig headed
- Bored easily?: only at work
- Obsessed?: Not really
- Angry?: No
- Happy?: No
- Hyper?: Not really
- Trusting?: Very
• × • R A N D O M • × •
- In the morning I: Cry a little inside at the alarm going off
- Love is: .....good?
- I dream about: I can't remember my last dream, something about gun porn
- Sexual preference: Wasn't this already asked?
- What do you notice first about a guy/girl: I am a breast man. On a guy.... I don't know, I'll let you know when I really meet one I'm into.
• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
- Coke or Pepsi: Coke
- Flowers or candy: Candy OMNOMNM
- Tall or short: Depends on what you're doing.
• × • W H O • × •
- Makes you laugh the most: Zed
- Makes you smile: Zed
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Zed and Mary
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: I have ;__;
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Ew, no. I like my penis just fine
- Wish you were younger?: No
- Cried because someone said something to you?: I have before
• × • N U M B E R • × •
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: once
- Of guys I've kissed: None yet
- Of girls I've kissed: 3
- Of Cd's I own: None, they're all Zed's
- Of scars on my body: You fucking count them if you're so interested!
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General | Posted 17 years agoit was using space.
meme BS
General | Posted 17 years agoLevel 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
(X) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 3
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker (lol, see two answers up)
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 6
Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
(X) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
(X) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 10
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 13
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 17
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(X) Gone mudding (I guess.... dusting counts)
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 20
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 25
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(X) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 28
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 31
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 34
Level 13
(X) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 36
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced <^-^;;>
(X) Questioned Your Heart
(X) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 40
Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 42
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 46
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 50
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 54
Level 19
(X) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 56
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 57
Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes (once got it stuck to a spoon)
( ) Kicked A Fish (WAT?) ((Swimming ^-^;;))
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 59
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about ( :( )
SO FAR: 60
Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 64
Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts (very past tense)
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(X) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 66
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 68
Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (damn webcam)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 73
Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping (Hot tub counts!)
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 76
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 78
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 82
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 83
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
(X) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 3
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker (lol, see two answers up)
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 6
Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
(X) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
(X) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 10
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 13
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 17
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(X) Gone mudding (I guess.... dusting counts)
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 20
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 25
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(X) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 28
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 31
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 34
Level 13
(X) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 36
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced <^-^;;>
(X) Questioned Your Heart
(X) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 40
Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 42
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 46
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 50
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 54
Level 19
(X) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 56
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 57
Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes (once got it stuck to a spoon)
( ) Kicked A Fish (WAT?) ((Swimming ^-^;;))
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 59
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about ( :( )
SO FAR: 60
Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 64
Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts (very past tense)
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(X) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 66
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 68
Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (damn webcam)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 73
Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping (Hot tub counts!)
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 76
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 78
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 82
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 83
I'm barlely a guy
General | Posted 18 years agoYour Boy Side
[X] You love hoodies.
[X] You love jeans.
[X] Dogs are better than cats.
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[X] You own an X-Box.
[X] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[X] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[X] Sports are fun.
[X] Talk with food in your mouth.
[X] Wear boxers-briefs.
Total = 12 Points
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[X] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[X] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[X] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[X] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[X] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[X] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 7
[X] You love hoodies.
[X] You love jeans.
[X] Dogs are better than cats.
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[X] You own an X-Box.
[X] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[X] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[X] Sports are fun.
[X] Talk with food in your mouth.
[X] Wear boxers-briefs.
Total = 12 Points
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[X] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[X] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[X] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[X] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[X] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[X] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 7
VIDEO GAMES!!!
General | Posted 18 years agoI wuz bored.
NINTENDO:
[X] You respect Mario. No school like the old school.
[X] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[X] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys. Sonic is WAY past his prime and needs to be brought out back and shot.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[X] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit. Guilty pleasure *sobs*
Score - 4
SEGA:
[x] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score - 1
XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[X] You love HALO.
[X] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[X] You know who Blinx is.
[X] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[X] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360. On the same hand, you have PS3 FANATICS that hate the 360... they're pretty funny.
[x] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[x] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score - 7
PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out. hahahAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
[] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War. Haven't played either.
Score - 0 SUCK IT SONY!
RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game. Never played it, I know it, and that's more then enough.
[x] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score - 7
SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[X] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop. Awesome!!!
[] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007. Goldeneye was great, but Halo IS better.
[X] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM. I can play the most violent games made, but I still cringe at REAL violence... hell Hostel made me nauseas.
[X] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily. I was the AK-Sniper.
[] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army. I had to give myself a no because because I was in the army... I don't understand how anyone could HATE a medic.... But I DO hate them in games.
[x] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail. I wouldn't consider GTA a 'shooter'
Score - 5
RPG GAMER:
[X] You love at least one Final Fantasy game. I'm in love with the original ones... before they became the guiding light of weeboos and emo kids.
[] You cried at least once during any RPG game. I never cried, but I did openly yell at the TV during KOTOR.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself. At one point, probably
[x] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven. That's not fair, there are Star Wars RPGs out there.
[X] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon. ug
[X] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al. I was young and foolish.
Score - 4
BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[X] You do a Hadoken.
[X] You know at least one Fatality.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks. Isn't that how you play 'button mashers'?
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[X] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game. It was a boxing game and I got mad, and boxed my couch.
[] You know kung fu.
[] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score - 4
IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Any Japanese I might need to know certainly has nothing to do with video games.
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you. hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[x] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide. Whose idea was that? Seriously.
[] Money is no object to you. I wish!
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer. What?
[x] You praise emulator hackers. Yeah, they get the good stuff to the audiences that wouldn't otherwise get it.
Score - 2
Total: 34
NINTENDO:
[X] You respect Mario. No school like the old school.
[X] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[X] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys. Sonic is WAY past his prime and needs to be brought out back and shot.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[X] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit. Guilty pleasure *sobs*
Score - 4
SEGA:
[x] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score - 1
XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[X] You love HALO.
[X] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[X] You know who Blinx is.
[X] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[X] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360. On the same hand, you have PS3 FANATICS that hate the 360... they're pretty funny.
[x] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[x] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score - 7
PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out. hahahAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
[] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War. Haven't played either.
Score - 0 SUCK IT SONY!
RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game. Never played it, I know it, and that's more then enough.
[x] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score - 7
SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[X] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop. Awesome!!!
[] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007. Goldeneye was great, but Halo IS better.
[X] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM. I can play the most violent games made, but I still cringe at REAL violence... hell Hostel made me nauseas.
[X] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily. I was the AK-Sniper.
[] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army. I had to give myself a no because because I was in the army... I don't understand how anyone could HATE a medic.... But I DO hate them in games.
[x] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail. I wouldn't consider GTA a 'shooter'
Score - 5
RPG GAMER:
[X] You love at least one Final Fantasy game. I'm in love with the original ones... before they became the guiding light of weeboos and emo kids.
[] You cried at least once during any RPG game. I never cried, but I did openly yell at the TV during KOTOR.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself. At one point, probably
[x] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven. That's not fair, there are Star Wars RPGs out there.
[X] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon. ug
[X] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al. I was young and foolish.
Score - 4
BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[X] You do a Hadoken.
[X] You know at least one Fatality.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks. Isn't that how you play 'button mashers'?
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[X] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game. It was a boxing game and I got mad, and boxed my couch.
[] You know kung fu.
[] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score - 4
IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Any Japanese I might need to know certainly has nothing to do with video games.
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you. hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[x] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide. Whose idea was that? Seriously.
[] Money is no object to you. I wish!
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer. What?
[x] You praise emulator hackers. Yeah, they get the good stuff to the audiences that wouldn't otherwise get it.
Score - 2
Total: 34
GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE WORD!!!
General | Posted 18 years agoSnagged from 
jadwin
Before you press "Go" in your next journal, make sure you've followed these simple steps, unless you want some serious butthurt:
1. Don't threaten your watchers that if things don't start going exactly your way, you'll leave. People will only try to expedite your departure by making things go exactly opposite from how you'd like them to be.
2. Don't bitch about the quality/quantity of the comments received. Especially if you're new.
2a. Don't tell your watchers to unwatch you if they're not going to comment, and don't tell your watchers to not fave if they're not going to comment. The fave and run is there for when you simply don't have a way to express what you like about a piece.
2b. Don't bitch about never getting good concrit if you're just going to flame anyone who tries to help. It makes you look like an ass.
3. Don't go around claiming that everyone hates you and that all you want is acceptance when you're not prepared to even listen to the other side of the argument. The best way to gain acceptance is to accept those who are different.
3a. Don't go around claiming "fursecution" for ANY reason. Not everyone likes your fetish. And even if the trolls happen to share your fetish, they'll still make sure that you know it's wrong.
4. Don't accuse every person with characters of the same species as yours of character theft. You just look like a pompous ass.
4a. Don't change the hair colour of someone's character and call it your own, either. That really is theft.
5. Don't get upset when you see your name/art posted in one or more of the following: wtf_fa, ED, POE, SA, or any other snark site. If you can't take it, get out of the fandom now.
6. Don't expect everyone on the internet to stroke your ego for any reason. The majority of the people on the internet don't give a damn about you either way until you go making a scene.
7. Do expect that anything you say or post will be mocked, laughed at, imitated, snarked, or reused a dozen more times.
Feel free to spread this like a virus in your own journal.
jadwinBefore you press "Go" in your next journal, make sure you've followed these simple steps, unless you want some serious butthurt:
1. Don't threaten your watchers that if things don't start going exactly your way, you'll leave. People will only try to expedite your departure by making things go exactly opposite from how you'd like them to be.
2. Don't bitch about the quality/quantity of the comments received. Especially if you're new.
2a. Don't tell your watchers to unwatch you if they're not going to comment, and don't tell your watchers to not fave if they're not going to comment. The fave and run is there for when you simply don't have a way to express what you like about a piece.
2b. Don't bitch about never getting good concrit if you're just going to flame anyone who tries to help. It makes you look like an ass.
3. Don't go around claiming that everyone hates you and that all you want is acceptance when you're not prepared to even listen to the other side of the argument. The best way to gain acceptance is to accept those who are different.
3a. Don't go around claiming "fursecution" for ANY reason. Not everyone likes your fetish. And even if the trolls happen to share your fetish, they'll still make sure that you know it's wrong.
4. Don't accuse every person with characters of the same species as yours of character theft. You just look like a pompous ass.
4a. Don't change the hair colour of someone's character and call it your own, either. That really is theft.
5. Don't get upset when you see your name/art posted in one or more of the following: wtf_fa, ED, POE, SA, or any other snark site. If you can't take it, get out of the fandom now.
6. Don't expect everyone on the internet to stroke your ego for any reason. The majority of the people on the internet don't give a damn about you either way until you go making a scene.
7. Do expect that anything you say or post will be mocked, laughed at, imitated, snarked, or reused a dozen more times.
Feel free to spread this like a virus in your own journal.
Character meme
General | Posted 18 years agoStole this from everybody.
1. What is your character's name?
Bucky
2. What is your character's name in another language?
um....... El Bucko
3. How old is he/she?
Well, I made him a few months ago so there.
4. What is your character's race/species?
I think he's some sort of cat demon thing.
5. Do they have a crush?
I guess it's the anonymous wolfy thing..... if by crush you mean total sexual domination.
6. Do they have many friends?
One so far.
7. What planet is your character from?
Youranus teehee
8. Does your character like to eat?
I guess not, he's a stick figure. Think about it, where would it go?
9. What's his/sher favorite food?
I TOLD YOU!!!
10. What's his/sher favorite drink?
You choose not to listen.
11. Is your character annoying?
About as annoying as this meme.
13. Is your character loved?
No. Sex and love are two seperate things.
14. Is your character hated?
I'm sure of it.
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
I'd snap his twiggy neck.
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
He's only been drawn with a guy so far.... So according to the math and averages and such: He's gay.
17. Is he/she a virgin?
No
18. Name 3 hobbies
Fucking, shooting, and humiliating his partner.
19. Is your character normal?
Sure he is. Everyone else is fucked up.
20. Is your character attractive?
He's a bulbous head on a stick!
21. How does your character handle emotions?
He certainly doesn't hold back.
22. Does your character have other forms?
Forms? He's not a fucking shape-shifter!
23. Does your character overreact?
If you consider shooting someone for calling him badly drawn..... yes.
24. Is your character a criminal?
Isn't murder a crime? 'cuz if it's not I have some people I need to see.
25. Does your character go to school?
Never has!
26. What's his/her IQ?
I don't even know what MY IQ is.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
What's this 'curse' BS? WHat is this fucking Castlevania?
28. Is your character dead?
sure why not, he's a fucking zombie stick who looks completely normal and likes to fuck.
29. Does your character have a family?
If he's a fucking 'cursed ass zombie' I'm sure they're long dead by a group of adventurous zombie curse hunters.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
ZOMBIE...... CURSED......... HUNTERS.........
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
When he's laughing his ass off because I'm writing out a retarded meme survey about him.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
None of my friends are zombies.... or cursed.
33. Is your character single?
It's hard to date when you're the undead.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
His regular fuck-buddy/abuse victim.
35. Does she/she have an element?
Sure, why not? He's made of Einsteinium.... Now he's a cursed zombie made out of Einsteinium!
36. Do you role-play your character?
That would be one fucked up RP session!
37. Do you write about your character?
Aren't I doing that now?
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Isn't this similar to the 'emotional' question?
39. Does your character get depressed?
No, Zombies don't get depressed, just hungry.
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Humans..... I don't fucking know!
41. Does your character have any fears?
The Einsteinium thieves and the zombie hunter guys.
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
i don't know..... what damages Einsteinium.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
No, he's pretty tall.
44. Does your character like music?
Sure.
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
Celene Dion
46. Is he/she impatient?
Damn straight... He's too impatient for lube.
47. What's something funny about your character?
What? What I have so far isn't good enough?
48. Name 5 nicknames
I don't have any comedic response to this.
49. Does your character curse?
Never!
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
He wants to know why I'm making up all sorts of lies about him.
1. What is your character's name?
Bucky
2. What is your character's name in another language?
um....... El Bucko
3. How old is he/she?
Well, I made him a few months ago so there.
4. What is your character's race/species?
I think he's some sort of cat demon thing.
5. Do they have a crush?
I guess it's the anonymous wolfy thing..... if by crush you mean total sexual domination.
6. Do they have many friends?
One so far.
7. What planet is your character from?
Youranus teehee
8. Does your character like to eat?
I guess not, he's a stick figure. Think about it, where would it go?
9. What's his/sher favorite food?
I TOLD YOU!!!
10. What's his/sher favorite drink?
You choose not to listen.
11. Is your character annoying?
About as annoying as this meme.
13. Is your character loved?
No. Sex and love are two seperate things.
14. Is your character hated?
I'm sure of it.
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
I'd snap his twiggy neck.
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
He's only been drawn with a guy so far.... So according to the math and averages and such: He's gay.
17. Is he/she a virgin?
No
18. Name 3 hobbies
Fucking, shooting, and humiliating his partner.
19. Is your character normal?
Sure he is. Everyone else is fucked up.
20. Is your character attractive?
He's a bulbous head on a stick!
21. How does your character handle emotions?
He certainly doesn't hold back.
22. Does your character have other forms?
Forms? He's not a fucking shape-shifter!
23. Does your character overreact?
If you consider shooting someone for calling him badly drawn..... yes.
24. Is your character a criminal?
Isn't murder a crime? 'cuz if it's not I have some people I need to see.
25. Does your character go to school?
Never has!
26. What's his/her IQ?
I don't even know what MY IQ is.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
What's this 'curse' BS? WHat is this fucking Castlevania?
28. Is your character dead?
sure why not, he's a fucking zombie stick who looks completely normal and likes to fuck.
29. Does your character have a family?
If he's a fucking 'cursed ass zombie' I'm sure they're long dead by a group of adventurous zombie curse hunters.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
ZOMBIE...... CURSED......... HUNTERS.........
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
When he's laughing his ass off because I'm writing out a retarded meme survey about him.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
None of my friends are zombies.... or cursed.
33. Is your character single?
It's hard to date when you're the undead.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
His regular fuck-buddy/abuse victim.
35. Does she/she have an element?
Sure, why not? He's made of Einsteinium.... Now he's a cursed zombie made out of Einsteinium!
36. Do you role-play your character?
That would be one fucked up RP session!
37. Do you write about your character?
Aren't I doing that now?
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Isn't this similar to the 'emotional' question?
39. Does your character get depressed?
No, Zombies don't get depressed, just hungry.
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Humans..... I don't fucking know!
41. Does your character have any fears?
The Einsteinium thieves and the zombie hunter guys.
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
i don't know..... what damages Einsteinium.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
No, he's pretty tall.
44. Does your character like music?
Sure.
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
Celene Dion
46. Is he/she impatient?
Damn straight... He's too impatient for lube.
47. What's something funny about your character?
What? What I have so far isn't good enough?
48. Name 5 nicknames
I don't have any comedic response to this.
49. Does your character curse?
Never!
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
He wants to know why I'm making up all sorts of lies about him.
Lotsa things
General | Posted 18 years agoOkay.... where did I leave off? Last we spoke I think I had broken my hand. It's all better now, and I learned a valuable lesson.... Fight Night Round 3 is a cheating piece of crap!
On the first of September I begin my trek to Vegas and a start of a new life. No more Army....... Except for the National Guard *facepalm*
I KNOW! I was drawn in by the 4 remaining years of IRR, $20,000, and the fact that despite living in Vegas, the government will fly me HOME to drill with my Guard unit once a quarter or so.
More to follow.
On the first of September I begin my trek to Vegas and a start of a new life. No more Army....... Except for the National Guard *facepalm*
I KNOW! I was drawn in by the 4 remaining years of IRR, $20,000, and the fact that despite living in Vegas, the government will fly me HOME to drill with my Guard unit once a quarter or so.
More to follow.
The hand that feeds
General | Posted 18 years agoI'm not mad at the Puerto Rican people. I know plenty of them and their mostly very appreciative (They should be, they're all in the Army). I'm mad at CNN. This is just an example of the biased, spin doctoring, hate-mongering, sensationalizing news we've all come to expect from ALL news outlets. There is no place anyone can get even handed news now-a-days.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/ameri......ap/index.html
Guess what, they're not given a vote in Congress, because they don't pay taxes.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/ameri......ap/index.html
Guess what, they're not given a vote in Congress, because they don't pay taxes.
Power curve
General | Posted 18 years agoI finally got Star Wars Galaxies! I know, I'm a couple years late.
I've been wanting this since it came out. I've either not had a decent computer, or not enough money (both actually) There's a lot to learn and I'm probably one of the lowest skilled players out there lol. Happy none the less!
I've been wanting this since it came out. I've either not had a decent computer, or not enough money (both actually) There's a lot to learn and I'm probably one of the lowest skilled players out there lol. Happy none the less!
O&A goodness
General | Posted 18 years agoOkay, I know the O&A suspension thing is forgotten news, but I really liked this video. http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/d.....ber_14917.html
My new hero
General | Posted 18 years agononononono
General | Posted 18 years agoGood news!
General | Posted 18 years agoMy cast is off and I'm out in about 40+ days.
So much stuff to rant about.... 7 year old trannies... vampire peacocks.... hotdog mobiles... another delve in to the realm that there are no TRUE 100% skeptics. All to come later, but for now, it's time to go to work.
So much stuff to rant about.... 7 year old trannies... vampire peacocks.... hotdog mobiles... another delve in to the realm that there are no TRUE 100% skeptics. All to come later, but for now, it's time to go to work.
SINNERS!!!
General | Posted 18 years agoANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?
My shift supervisor
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Ruger Mini-14, Ranch Rifle with wood stock and chrome barrel
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Damn straight! EQUALITY!!! I'll hit a chick if she deserves it.
4. How about of the same sex?
If he deserves it then yes.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Probably Mae
6. What is your pet peeve?
Being turned down for sex. It makes Medium Ryan sad.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Little bit of both. You REALLY have to piss me off for me to keep a grudge.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Work out.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
0900... I'm not a big 'sleeper-iner'
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Can't think of anyone.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
There are no excuses
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
No
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
Way back before I broke my hand... So like 4 weeks ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Never do
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Rockstar
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
As long as it's delicious, I don't care.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
So much that I can't remember
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
I've gotten a little pudgy due to my inactivity
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
I love cookies
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?
I have wondered what Human meat would taste like.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
In Germany, the Sauna's are all nude..... so too many.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
See above.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Hell yeah!
4. Have you done it?
Done what?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
I hate to be stereotypical, but boobs really do it for me. They don't HAVE to be big, just nice.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
No
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
2
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Woot.com
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Get out of debt and try to get a home.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Can't I use my fame to get rich?
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Plenty.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
They're not my hard drive.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
4 years.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
same as above probably.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
I'm not really seeing much for my self in the far future.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
For some reason, yes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?:
hehe.... yeah.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Games
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
coming off a 24 hour shift and not needing to go to bed.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
She knows who she is.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
No one.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
A: One of my top 5 chicks so I could stare at myself in the mirror.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
No.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Everyone has.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
The ability to get my damn thoughts out right.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
Lust
THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?
Right now I'm a non-denominational Christian
2. What religion were you raised as?
Roman Catholic.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?
Both. We seek forgiveness for our sins from both the Father and those we have hurt.
4. Do you have your own commandments
Yeah.... It's called the law.
5. What was the last promise you broke?
I dunno.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?
Not sure.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?
Ha! No.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?
No, but it's no big deal.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
Being happy.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?
All the time.
4. Freedom or fate?
Freedom
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?
Just for kicks.
6. Do you gamble?
$5 poker games with the guys.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?
yeah....
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?
I've given up causes for now. Whenever I try and do what I think is right, I get hurt.
2. What causes have you given money or time to?
My country, The NRA, The AER program.... probably others I can't remember.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?
Yes..... years and years ago.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?
HELL NO!
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?
No, I try to give food.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?
Yep.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need
Money.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?
Lots of stuff.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?
I've just been lounging all day... so NOTHING!
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?
The Punisher, 'nuff said.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?
Duh, I'm a CLS.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?
Courage.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
No.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?:
I try to be a leader, but deep down I'm a follower.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?
No
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?
I'd be reactivated before I was drafted.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?
Damn straight.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?
Fucking Left turns on red!
5. Do you believe that George W. is rightfully President of the USA?
Get the Hell over it people.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?
Somewhere between OJ and The Anna Nichole Smith paternity case.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
Yep.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?
Sweets.
2. Do you collect anything?
Crazy stuff.
3. Are you addicted to anything?
I wouldn't say 'addicted'
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?
I hate installments.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Debit card.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?
Punch the fucking couch!
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?
Oh yes.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?
I like Adam Carolla's views a lot of the time.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?
No.
3. Do you take advice when it's given?
Sometimes.
4. What area are you wisest in?
Well, maybe not the WISEST, but I am very knowledgeable in Star Wars.
5. Do you drive defensively?
No
6. What did you learn today?
I can go for a long time without sleep.
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?
Um..... the first one?
1. With whom did you last get angry?
My shift supervisor
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Ruger Mini-14, Ranch Rifle with wood stock and chrome barrel
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Damn straight! EQUALITY!!! I'll hit a chick if she deserves it.
4. How about of the same sex?
If he deserves it then yes.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Probably Mae
6. What is your pet peeve?
Being turned down for sex. It makes Medium Ryan sad.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Little bit of both. You REALLY have to piss me off for me to keep a grudge.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Work out.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
0900... I'm not a big 'sleeper-iner'
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Can't think of anyone.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
There are no excuses
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
No
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
Way back before I broke my hand... So like 4 weeks ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Never do
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Rockstar
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
As long as it's delicious, I don't care.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
So much that I can't remember
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
I've gotten a little pudgy due to my inactivity
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
I love cookies
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?
I have wondered what Human meat would taste like.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
In Germany, the Sauna's are all nude..... so too many.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
See above.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Hell yeah!
4. Have you done it?
Done what?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
I hate to be stereotypical, but boobs really do it for me. They don't HAVE to be big, just nice.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
No
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
2
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Woot.com
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Get out of debt and try to get a home.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Can't I use my fame to get rich?
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Plenty.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
They're not my hard drive.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
4 years.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
same as above probably.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
I'm not really seeing much for my self in the far future.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
For some reason, yes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?:
hehe.... yeah.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Games
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
coming off a 24 hour shift and not needing to go to bed.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
She knows who she is.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
No one.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
A: One of my top 5 chicks so I could stare at myself in the mirror.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
No.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Everyone has.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
The ability to get my damn thoughts out right.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
Lust
THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?
Right now I'm a non-denominational Christian
2. What religion were you raised as?
Roman Catholic.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?
Both. We seek forgiveness for our sins from both the Father and those we have hurt.
4. Do you have your own commandments
Yeah.... It's called the law.
5. What was the last promise you broke?
I dunno.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?
Not sure.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?
Ha! No.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?
No, but it's no big deal.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
Being happy.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?
All the time.
4. Freedom or fate?
Freedom
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?
Just for kicks.
6. Do you gamble?
$5 poker games with the guys.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?
yeah....
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?
I've given up causes for now. Whenever I try and do what I think is right, I get hurt.
2. What causes have you given money or time to?
My country, The NRA, The AER program.... probably others I can't remember.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?
Yes..... years and years ago.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?
HELL NO!
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?
No, I try to give food.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?
Yep.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need
Money.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?
Lots of stuff.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?
I've just been lounging all day... so NOTHING!
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?
The Punisher, 'nuff said.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?
Duh, I'm a CLS.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?
Courage.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
No.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?:
I try to be a leader, but deep down I'm a follower.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?
No
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?
I'd be reactivated before I was drafted.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?
Damn straight.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?
Fucking Left turns on red!
5. Do you believe that George W. is rightfully President of the USA?
Get the Hell over it people.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?
Somewhere between OJ and The Anna Nichole Smith paternity case.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
Yep.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?
Sweets.
2. Do you collect anything?
Crazy stuff.
3. Are you addicted to anything?
I wouldn't say 'addicted'
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?
I hate installments.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Debit card.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?
Punch the fucking couch!
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?
Oh yes.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?
I like Adam Carolla's views a lot of the time.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?
No.
3. Do you take advice when it's given?
Sometimes.
4. What area are you wisest in?
Well, maybe not the WISEST, but I am very knowledgeable in Star Wars.
5. Do you drive defensively?
No
6. What did you learn today?
I can go for a long time without sleep.
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?
Um..... the first one?
Super long journal meme thing
General | Posted 18 years ago1. How old will you be in five years? 27
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Mae
3. How tall are you? 72 inches
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Echo Tango Sierra
5. What's the last movie you saw? Tarzan
6. Who was the last person you called? Ryne
7. Who was the last person to call you? My mommy
8. What was the last text message you received? No clue...... it was a picture of swimming sperm though.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? I have no idea.
10. Do you prefer to call or text? Text... It's cheaper.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Sleeping like a sane person.
12. Are your parents married/divorced? Married.
13. When did you last see your mom? Last November.
14. What color are your eyes? Hazel
15. What time did you wake up today? 0500 sometime
16. What are you wearing right now? Work out clothes.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song? "Dreaming of a White Christmas"
18. Where is your favorite place to be? Online
19. Where is your least favorite place to be? Work
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Back home
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? Where ever the bitch drags me next.
22. Do you tan or burn? Burn.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? The murderer lady that stabbed childeren that I saw on the news.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? TV
25. How many TVs do you have in your house? 3
26. How big is your bed? Queen
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? Both, but the laptop is kaput at the moment.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Completely nude!
29. What color are your sheets? Dark blue
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two, but one of them is Mae's
31. What is your favorite season? Winter.
33. What do you like about winter? Normally the rain... I love the rain.
34. What do you like about the summer? I don't, It's too fucking hot... 130 degrees? Are you kidding me?
35. What do you like about spring? It's the medium between the cold of autumn and the hot of winter.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in? 4... unless other countries count.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in? 5
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? I usually run about bare foot
39. Are you a social person? No, I have very few friends and most of those are actually my wifes.
40. What was the last thing you ate? Cookies and Beer
41. What is your favorite restaurant? Lucille's BBQ
42. What is your favorite ice cream? Chocolate with caramel sauce
43. What is your favorite dessert? Cookies.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup? Home made chicken noodle
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? Strawberry
46. Do you like Chinese food? Of course
47. Do you like coffee? With a dash of Hot Cocoa
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? I'm not sure... Usually about a liter.
49. What do you drink in the morning? water, normally
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? The left side
52. Do you know how to play poker? Oh yes
53. Do you like to cuddle? Yes, but she always runs off afterwards.
54. Have you ever been to Canada? Yes
55. Do you have an addictive personality? No
56. Do you eat out or at home more often? At home.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? Nope.
59. Do you want kids? Eventually.
60. Do you speak any other languages? I can kinda sorta speak German
61. Have you ever gotten stitches? Yes... on the chin
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Pools
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats? Window.
65. Do you know how to drive stick? Nope
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Video Games
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? Wedding ring.
68. What is your favorite TV show? X-play, Family Guy, South park, and I have to say I really do enjoy Avatar.
69. Can you roll your tongue? Yup.
70. Who is the funniest person you know? K-slay was pretty great, but right now It's got to be me and Ryne... We're a regular Laural and Hardy
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? Just your generic telephone ring
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? No, my mom has all of those.
74. What red object is closest to you right now? Soda cans.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? Yes.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Open.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bear. He'd kill me quickly, probably
78. Do you flirt a lot? I try, but I'm not good at it.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? BBQ Sauce
80. What is your favorite food? Pizza
81. Can you change the oil on a car? I'm sure I could.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? No.
83. Have you ever run out of gas? Not yet.
84. What is your usual bedtime? 0930 or 10ish
85. What was the last book you read? The second Dexter book I believe
86. Do you read the newspaper? Does the Army Times count?
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? None (They're all in my wifes name)
89. Do you watch soap operas? No
90. Do you dance in the car? Hell to the yizzah
91. What radio station did you last listen to? X107.5 KXTE Pahrump Las Vegas!!!!
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? No picture frames in this room. But I have Teller, Michael C. Hall, Grant Imahara, and Jamie and Adam up on my cork board (Yuck)
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? A message for someone in the office.
94. What is your favorite candle scent? Melon
95. What is your favorite board game? Monopoly
97. When was the last time you attended church? Years ago.. Which is unfortunate because I'm a Reverend.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school? Rotherham and Gow
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? About a month.... and no showers either.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you? I can't remember... people don't do nice things for me.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Mae
3. How tall are you? 72 inches
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Echo Tango Sierra
5. What's the last movie you saw? Tarzan
6. Who was the last person you called? Ryne
7. Who was the last person to call you? My mommy
8. What was the last text message you received? No clue...... it was a picture of swimming sperm though.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? I have no idea.
10. Do you prefer to call or text? Text... It's cheaper.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Sleeping like a sane person.
12. Are your parents married/divorced? Married.
13. When did you last see your mom? Last November.
14. What color are your eyes? Hazel
15. What time did you wake up today? 0500 sometime
16. What are you wearing right now? Work out clothes.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song? "Dreaming of a White Christmas"
18. Where is your favorite place to be? Online
19. Where is your least favorite place to be? Work
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Back home
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? Where ever the bitch drags me next.
22. Do you tan or burn? Burn.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? The murderer lady that stabbed childeren that I saw on the news.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? TV
25. How many TVs do you have in your house? 3
26. How big is your bed? Queen
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? Both, but the laptop is kaput at the moment.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Completely nude!
29. What color are your sheets? Dark blue
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two, but one of them is Mae's
31. What is your favorite season? Winter.
33. What do you like about winter? Normally the rain... I love the rain.
34. What do you like about the summer? I don't, It's too fucking hot... 130 degrees? Are you kidding me?
35. What do you like about spring? It's the medium between the cold of autumn and the hot of winter.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in? 4... unless other countries count.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in? 5
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? I usually run about bare foot
39. Are you a social person? No, I have very few friends and most of those are actually my wifes.
40. What was the last thing you ate? Cookies and Beer
41. What is your favorite restaurant? Lucille's BBQ
42. What is your favorite ice cream? Chocolate with caramel sauce
43. What is your favorite dessert? Cookies.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup? Home made chicken noodle
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? Strawberry
46. Do you like Chinese food? Of course
47. Do you like coffee? With a dash of Hot Cocoa
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? I'm not sure... Usually about a liter.
49. What do you drink in the morning? water, normally
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? The left side
52. Do you know how to play poker? Oh yes
53. Do you like to cuddle? Yes, but she always runs off afterwards.
54. Have you ever been to Canada? Yes
55. Do you have an addictive personality? No
56. Do you eat out or at home more often? At home.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? Nope.
59. Do you want kids? Eventually.
60. Do you speak any other languages? I can kinda sorta speak German
61. Have you ever gotten stitches? Yes... on the chin
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Pools
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats? Window.
65. Do you know how to drive stick? Nope
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Video Games
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? Wedding ring.
68. What is your favorite TV show? X-play, Family Guy, South park, and I have to say I really do enjoy Avatar.
69. Can you roll your tongue? Yup.
70. Who is the funniest person you know? K-slay was pretty great, but right now It's got to be me and Ryne... We're a regular Laural and Hardy
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? Just your generic telephone ring
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? No, my mom has all of those.
74. What red object is closest to you right now? Soda cans.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? Yes.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Open.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bear. He'd kill me quickly, probably
78. Do you flirt a lot? I try, but I'm not good at it.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? BBQ Sauce
80. What is your favorite food? Pizza
81. Can you change the oil on a car? I'm sure I could.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? No.
83. Have you ever run out of gas? Not yet.
84. What is your usual bedtime? 0930 or 10ish
85. What was the last book you read? The second Dexter book I believe
86. Do you read the newspaper? Does the Army Times count?
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? None (They're all in my wifes name)
89. Do you watch soap operas? No
90. Do you dance in the car? Hell to the yizzah
91. What radio station did you last listen to? X107.5 KXTE Pahrump Las Vegas!!!!
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? No picture frames in this room. But I have Teller, Michael C. Hall, Grant Imahara, and Jamie and Adam up on my cork board (Yuck)
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? A message for someone in the office.
94. What is your favorite candle scent? Melon
95. What is your favorite board game? Monopoly
97. When was the last time you attended church? Years ago.. Which is unfortunate because I'm a Reverend.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school? Rotherham and Gow
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? About a month.... and no showers either.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you? I can't remember... people don't do nice things for me.
name meme
General | Posted 18 years agoSilly meme stolen from :iconmicahfennic.
I'll skip the first one and have a contest to see if you can discover my real name (shouldn't be too hard).
1. YOUR NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTER NAME: (First 3 letters of your name + izzle)
Ryaizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (Fav color + Fav animal)
Pink Wolf (That doesn't sound cool)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Last name + street where you live)
Junkman Rhineland (I'm losing faith in this meme already)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (First 3 letters of your last name, First 2 letters of your name, 3 last letters of your mother's last name)
Junryasc (I can't even pronounce that)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (second fav color + fav beverage)
Green Water (???)
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your name, 3d letter of your last name, any letter of your (second) name , 2d letter of your mother's last name, 3d letter of your father's name, 1st letter of the name of a brother/sister, last letter of your mother's last name)
Ynusko (Sounds more Slovenian)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (name of your mother/father reversed)
Nilloc Yram (So eastern European)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black + pet's name)
Black Captain Kool (ummmmmm.....)
10. YOUR HACKER NAME: (your name replacing letters with numbers)
Ry4// (not really l33t speak, but still looks cool)
I'll skip the first one and have a contest to see if you can discover my real name (shouldn't be too hard).
1. YOUR NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTER NAME: (First 3 letters of your name + izzle)
Ryaizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (Fav color + Fav animal)
Pink Wolf (That doesn't sound cool)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Last name + street where you live)
Junkman Rhineland (I'm losing faith in this meme already)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (First 3 letters of your last name, First 2 letters of your name, 3 last letters of your mother's last name)
Junryasc (I can't even pronounce that)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (second fav color + fav beverage)
Green Water (???)
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your name, 3d letter of your last name, any letter of your (second) name , 2d letter of your mother's last name, 3d letter of your father's name, 1st letter of the name of a brother/sister, last letter of your mother's last name)
Ynusko (Sounds more Slovenian)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (name of your mother/father reversed)
Nilloc Yram (So eastern European)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black + pet's name)
Black Captain Kool (ummmmmm.....)
10. YOUR HACKER NAME: (your name replacing letters with numbers)
Ry4// (not really l33t speak, but still looks cool)
Talking about sex!
General | Posted 18 years ago1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? I'd have to leave the bitch if my answer was no.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes, on a raft on a river.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes. You gotta have fun with it!
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? NO
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Not really.... She usually leaves afterwards. I would actually like to more often.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Nope... not yet anyways
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? No... I don't last long as it is. If I faked, then it'd only be like 2 seconds!
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? I would KILL for dirty talk.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? HEY! I'd been masterbating to her back when they only dating!
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Never
12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? *sigh* no.
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? No.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Of course.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN? No.
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? Not a sexual experiance exactly, but one of my wife's idiot friends came down wearing our strap on while we were entertaining guests. The asshole rummaged through our bedroom.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 17
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Blair Butler
19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? HAHAHA... oh, you're serious? No
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Always
21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS... cuz it's embarrassing
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Haven't tried it and she refuses to get a skirt to try.
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? Yes, and I'm leaving it at that.
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? No, but I'd like to.
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? No.
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD. Very good.
27. LINGERIE. To quote *chan trolls: Want MOAR!!!
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? No, but there have been plenty I would have.
29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
()park
()church
()cemetery
()beach
(X)boat
(X)school (I'm counting HJ's)
()parent's bed
(x)your bed
()car
()picnic table
()kitchen counter
(x)couch/chair
()dining room/kitchen table
(x)woods (open and/or in a tent)
()hood of a car
(X)bathroom
(x)shower
(x)bathtub
()the other person's bed
()porch/deck/balcony
(x)in a house with parents home
()at a party
()on top of the washer/dryer
()with other people in the room
(x)hotel
()concert
()grandparent's house
()field
()bleachers
()bookstore stock room
() linen closet
Upon reviewing, I have discovered that I am boring.
I tag jadwin DO IT BITCH!
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes, on a raft on a river.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes. You gotta have fun with it!
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? NO
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Not really.... She usually leaves afterwards. I would actually like to more often.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Nope... not yet anyways
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? No... I don't last long as it is. If I faked, then it'd only be like 2 seconds!
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? I would KILL for dirty talk.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? HEY! I'd been masterbating to her back when they only dating!
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Never
12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? *sigh* no.
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? No.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Of course.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN? No.
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? Not a sexual experiance exactly, but one of my wife's idiot friends came down wearing our strap on while we were entertaining guests. The asshole rummaged through our bedroom.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 17
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Blair Butler
19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? HAHAHA... oh, you're serious? No
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Always
21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS... cuz it's embarrassing
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Haven't tried it and she refuses to get a skirt to try.
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? Yes, and I'm leaving it at that.
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? No, but I'd like to.
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? No.
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD. Very good.
27. LINGERIE. To quote *chan trolls: Want MOAR!!!
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? No, but there have been plenty I would have.
29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
()park
()church
()cemetery
()beach
(X)boat
(X)school (I'm counting HJ's)
()parent's bed
(x)your bed
()car
()picnic table
()kitchen counter
(x)couch/chair
()dining room/kitchen table
(x)woods (open and/or in a tent)
()hood of a car
(X)bathroom
(x)shower
(x)bathtub
()the other person's bed
()porch/deck/balcony
(x)in a house with parents home
()at a party
()on top of the washer/dryer
()with other people in the room
(x)hotel
()concert
()grandparent's house
()field
()bleachers
()bookstore stock room
() linen closet
Upon reviewing, I have discovered that I am boring.
I tag
jadwin DO IT BITCH!