I do it because I'm still genuinely surprised and grateful that people would want to follow me and my rambling insanity who is really just another doof on a website filled to the brim with incredibly talented people. If that upsets you, fine by me, but if it isn't in your profile, then I'm going to thank you, I'm going to thank you so hard. I bring this up because I'm 200+ watchers in the hole, which is what I get for being all stressed and lackadaisical these past few months. Graduating college wasn't as awesome as I hoped it would be, buuut I'm sort of hoping that this past series of job interviews went well, because if they did there will be a lot of big, positive changes in my life. Hope everyone else is doing alright!

Also I went through my submissions, had over 2000 D: man I missed so much, but I still tried to leave some comments here 'n there.

Stay awesome and the like~

I don't want to mention any names, but  TheTWFZ likes vore and stuff. He refuses to make sense, since he doesn't have to make sense to make sense. Pay in exact change only, cause you get no cents afterwards. I am now going to be passive aggressive at him, pew pew, passive aggressive lasers are locked on captain.

Seriously, what am I doing in this journal? Oh and I'm finally slogging through my inbox, and I hope to actually upload stuff this week!

Or well, I've had one for a bit. Actual update to come within the foreseeable future, sorry for all the silence! If you're curious about where I spout off random nonsense, then check out this link: https://twitter.com/JaySkunky

Let me set tragedy's stage for you, though I feel it necessary to mention that there is no happy ending to this tale.

Imagine yourself, you, a fan of pizza ( If you do not enjoy pizza, then please cease reading any further, this scenario is not for you nor your ilk ) and oh such joyous of days, for today is 'pizza day' in your household. Children laugh and sing cheerful songs, the elderly smile with reverence in the awe of this grand occasion, and you look forward to partaking in this time of peace, tranquility, and most importantly, pizza.

However, you are not alone.

Perhaps you live with friends, family, or maybe this is a public outing and you find yourself in the company of those you are fond and comfortable with. It promises to be a delight, nay an experience, for there is a pizza for everyone.

"Despite our coming together in this grand of occasions, alas we have different tastes and preferences for our divine pie of choice. I suggest that we each order a pizza for ourselves, that way we can hold what brings us joy that much closer without the fear of compromise," you speak, your voice heavy with anticipation, yet you relent in ordering pizza that is solely constructed to what you would like.

The other nods, agreeing to such a fair proposal, what sane person could not? "Marvelous, you will have your pizza, and I shall have mine. For my pizza, I would very much like to order..." their voice trails, your heart sinks, and part of you has to force yourself to remain standing despite the fact you feel weak simply hearing the ingredients. These are not things you enjoy on pizza, far, far from it, but all the same you acknowledge that not everyone could fully appreciate and partake in the selection of your choice, therefore their preferences are valid, their hearts with the best of intentions.

Pizzas are ordered, for both you and the other, now the feast can begin. Before a hierophant can recite pious rhetoric in praise of your pizza, before the cosmos themselves can offer a smile upon you and your selection, before you can truly, truly lose yourself in the euphoric bliss of deliciousness, you discover that something is wrong. Something is wrong, and by now it is already too late. It is a promise broken, a pact destroyed, a heart heavy with the woe of such audacity and shame. Your body quakes, your pulse quickens, you can barely gaze upon the horror as you feel...incomplete. It has happened, there is no return from this precipice of despair and abandon, you are lost and you spiral into the deepest, darkest depths of your psyche for hopes of an answer...but there is none.

Your pizza has been taken advantage of, it lost its purity, it has been raped. The other, despite having a pizza of their own design, a masterpiece to them and them alone, they decided to partake in what -you- held dear and close to your heart. No permission, no hesitation, they simply took it. One slice, one hundred slices, does it matter? One is already one too many, there is no return once it has been taken, and now you must stare-nay, GAZE into the space devoid of what you ordered, and nothing could ever bring it back.

Why has the other done this? They enjoy your brand of pizza, yet they have their very own, well within reach, and they decide to take what is yours, promised from the gods themselves. There is no 'exchange' as their toppings cause you to shudder with disgust, so you could not simply devour as many of theirs that they have taken from you. Instead of enjoying the pizzas both you and the Other decided to order, a line has been crossed and despair is all that remains, for you cannot take back what is lost, you can only feel like less of a person once the deed has been done.

The pizza of your own design has been taken from you, the Other simply smiles. You are weaker because of it, they grow stronger off your sorrow, and then they decide to once more cross over to their realm of pizza and casually consume their ill-gotten slices.

This is what keeps me up at night, this is why I cannot sleep.

Pizza rape has a high chance of happening to anyone who does not have well established boundaries in regards to 'pizza rules'. Make it certainly clear that if a pizza is ordered at a 1:1 ratio, that means one pizza per each person. Sharing is an option, but consent MUST be prevalent, or else we are naught but fiends. Common courtesy and pizza rarely exist, Hell and Earth would sooner share a bed.

95% of pizza rape is perpetrated by someone the victim knows. A father, mother, sister, brother, friend, colleague, spouse, child, neighbor, it knows no bounds. There are no known racial, religious, or economic boundaries, it can occur anywhere, either in a public restaurant or private residence.

If you order a pizza, make damn sure that is the one you decide to partake in. Should there be an Other there, with a pizza of their own, you are not to engage in un-pizza-like behaviors that could very well lead to a spiral of misery and an overwhelming sting of deception and betrayal. Make sure there is consent, do not simply make an 'assumption', for you know not the power of your actions, the wrath of your choices, the strength of your plague, the weight of your sorrow.

Do not become a statistic. Ask to share, do not take. The world is too short to lose the safety and security delivered from the comfort of pizza...

That is all.



PS. Of course I'm not trivializing /sexual assault/, if you think I am then you are most silly.

Want to join the party? Fill out the form to apply. I may ask follow up questions and I will choose people based off I dunno, just curious what people would suggest.

My rules are I can't recruit any of the unique characters and I am limiting some of the class choices. Also, I'm playing the PSP remake, so names of classes have been changed. Have any questions, feel free to ask.

Name:
Gender:
Zodiac sign:
Primary class:
Secondary class: (ignore if you chose Monster class)

Class list:
(Physical) Knight, Archer, Monk, Dragoon
(Magical) White Mage, Black Mage, Time Mage, Summoner, Arithmetcian
(Support) Squire, Chemist, Thief, Orator, Bard (male only), Dancer (female only), Mime
(Specialty) Geomancer, Ninja, Samurai, Mystic, Dark Knight, Onion Knight
(Monster) Chocobo (Yellow, Black, Red), Dragon (Green, Blue, Red), Feline (Red Panther, Feline, Vampire), Aevis (Jura Aevis, Steelhawk, Cockatrice), other

No Arithmetcians because Math is horribly broken, no Mimes because pain in the ass to get and use, no Onion Knights because I spent about 50 hours getting all of the requirements -and- equipment and it made me hate the world. If curious about jobs and what not check out this link: http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/.....y_Tactics_Jobs

Try to be creative and also practical!

Edit: Ramza's class will be whatever the hell, probably just support but he will not really be used outside of story missions.

Yesterday I finally completed the game known as College, and although there is post game material (mainly DLC) available I think I'm just going to end it here. Instead, I am going to start up another game known as Career Hunting, so that will no doubt keep me busy, but not to the extent of school/living in a town that I utterly loathed. Thanks for the support you offered over the years, it means the world to me. <3

A member of the Vulpine Hollow by the name of  KitsuneKimmy is having some emergency commissions for a friend of hers. She makes high quality ears and tails, more info about her work and what not can be found here on this journal if you're curious/interested: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4505160/

Also, a friend of mine here at school is starting up her capstone project for Sociology, and she wanted me to ask if anyone I might have known has been homeless for any amount of time. If you or anyone you know has experience being homeless wouldn't mind doing her survey, it would be a big, big help for her, just shoot me a note here and give me your e-mail.

Thanks for your time!

Colorado sucks sometimes, especially when snow gets me stranded/futzes up plans and stuff! Good news is that I made it home safely.

I did want to say super thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday, it really means a lot to me and I'm beyond touched. <3

I only now realized that I am dangerously close to getting 50,000 page views, which is /totally/ a big deal. Maybe it is more of a milestone than that, but hey all the same I'm grateful for all the support and what not! I would offer some sort of 'reward' for a screen shot of said page view, but I'm already backed up as it is, soooo I dunno how I feel about making even more people wait around for stuff. Still, this should be a productive end of the month, hopefully.

Thanks for readin'!

So, my buddy  Shiriko is going through some grief with work and what not, which at the moment isn't offering him financial retribution for all of the time and energy he has given to said establishment. He is a great guy and wouldn't be asking if there was any other way, but right now accepting donations might be his only chance to make it by at the moment. His journal can be found here --> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4423605/

Just curious, should I bother to keep trying to write stuff after I've been so unreliable for the past few years. There is no right or wrong answer, but what do /you/ think?

Also attempting that self-actualization thing more, but yeah, the whole ex-roommate thing should be a thing of the past now. Should. But hey, let's talk about cool stuff.

I'm going to try this whole sharing my writings thing, even if I think they/I suck, but hopefully I'll just get better with more time and effort put into it. I'll start responding to stuff, late again, probably later on today, but right now I just can't sleep and I hadn't been here in a while so...here I am.

I hope stuff is going snazzily for you people!

The racist, homophobic, weed smoking, lying sack of shit that looked like a person, and was masquerading as my roommate, is finally gone. He assaulted me, so I assaulted back, and now he's moving out. Nice to see that it took so long for the administration to get him gone, when I knew from day 1 it was not going to work out. I know this will make me look and sound bad/petty, but I wish him nothing but the worst. He even tore my favorite hoody after I kicked him off my body while he was choking me.

Anyway, hopefully some good news will arise soon.

Well, I take one step forward and get flung five backwards. Thus far, October has been a completely terrible month, here's hoping that the end of it brings me some sort of not-suck in the near future. I don't know if I'll be writing any time soon, too busy trying to get this massive douchebag out of my life forever, and this is after sharing maybe 10 full minutes with him.

Being positive is one thing, but I should be more realistic too.

Edit: I'll get to responding to messages, notes, comments and the like as soon as I can gather my thoughts in one place. Sorry for the sudden silence.

So, I have finally gone through my inbox of like...1714 submissions and tried to leave comments here and there. I know that sometimes a nice comment, big or small, can bring a smile to my face on even my most 'mehish' of days, so I hope some people get a kick out of my rather late contributions to their submissions and stuff. Speaking of submissions, now that I have cleared my inbox, needs I gotta start stuffing my gallery with...stuff!

All caught up now, more or less, will try not to let 200+ days of backlog keep me hesitant from hanging around with you cool peoples on this site.

Who is going to tell me what it is I did wrong, exactly? Feels like lots of people are out to make things miserable for me, so a bit of info as to why would be nice. Thanks in advance!

Mostly tongue in cheek, don't take this journal too seriously.

You heard it here first, peoples! But yeah, the move and recovery has taken longer than I would have liked, but hey I'm still moving forward. Also I have been doing some writing, but really only for  BulgeMagazine in case you haven't already seen that stuff. I'm really hoping that the project keeps expanding and entertains a good deal of the vore community, so check it out if you're curious and haven't done so already. On that topic, we are always looking for illustrators, writers, and other artists who do/have done vore-related work who would be interested in being featured in our humble magazine.

Also, school stuff is goin' weird as the usual, but it's my last year, so I'm hoping to just finish strong now.

Hey peoples, I'll be updating here probably sooner or later, but I have an announcement!

 ackartthefox along with some other awesome folk decided to open up a vore chatroom and hey if that sort of thing interests you, then I recommend you check it! It's a nice, friendly bunch, and chances are if you're reading this and haven't heard of it yet, then we'd love to have you drop by sometime.

http://www.vulpinehollow.com/ <--website found here, registration is super free and super easy.

I get annoyed by stupid people. But then I realize, they just don't know any better and that I should try and help instead of judge!

Also, hey, what's up?

Anthrocon was a lot of fun, I'm glad I went. Just going to keep it brief: I had a lot of fun, and now should stalk some people here on this site.

Also, may have been potentially cursed (along with three good friends of mine) by a ghost/gypsy/glitch in the Matrix. If weird things happening or I suddenly want to learn French, then you know why.

Yeah I'm going to be there, my flight is in about 5 hours. I'm probably going to end up in Pittsburgh at about 2:30pm or so, which means I'll end up at the Westin at around 3:30-4pm. I might need people to hang out with if my roommates aren't there yet D:

Lookin' forward to seeing everyone this year.

MAY FOOLS :D

But yeah, watching me slog through MS Word at either a snail's pace or a super cheetah's sprint would be far from entertaining. Finals are almost up though, so I'll be more active here in regards to thanking people for watches and leaving comments and stuff D:

 Bulge_Magazine should be updating this week, I think! Check it out if leisurely vore-related reading is something that interests you.

So like, what's the deal with a universal healthcare program in the United States? Everyone (as in the opposition of President Obama's every idea) claims it is the most Socialist piece of freedom rape since the reverse apple pie. Never mind that politicians are trying to pass laws so that if a woman wants to have an abortion she must first be vaginally penetrated by a trans-vaginal probe, against her wishes (and the doctor's wishes), regardless of her reasoning, but now we have to stop big government from providing health care for its citizens. Meanwhile, small government gets to rape, rape victims with a cold, well lubed probe thingy that is medically unnecessary.

Why the fuck are people so stupid? Why is health care such a dirty word? The thing that pisses me off the most is that the opposition, generally anyone who was born for the sole purpose of disagreeing with the black president, and the Republicans are so against it for no real reason. They -used- to want nearly the same thing that the president wants now, but since both parties can't agree on anything, uhhh....I changed my mind, now I think health care is socialism and is worse than The Jersey Shore.

And while I'm complaining, why does an unarmed black teenager get murdered via gun by a guy who was following him, which was directly against the wishes of the police he called, not get arrested at the very least? I know Florida has that bullshit "Stand your ground" or whatever law, but this guy did not follow it. And yeah, I said the second half would usually be saved for video games and cartoons and stuff, but I'm just too flabbergasted right now. I figured after a -month- of this 17 year old getting shot that someone would do something, instead of blame it on the fact that he was wearing a hoodie. Because people aren't racially profiling anymore, if anything the shooter just didn't like Skittles.

It's  Jagkitty 's birthday, the date we both share conveniently enough. It's also when I say I'll start uploading the stuff I have hoarded due to craziness, and I think I actually will, since I uploaded what, 3 things since my last birthday? Sad stuff.

As per usual, Jag and I did a birthday trade thingy, so check it out if you're interested. Thanks to everyone who has wished me a happy one, I really appreciate it, quite muchly. <3

It finally lives, check it out if it interests you. This 'magazine' is purely done for fun, but it is bound to offer a variety of bulges (mostly of the vore related variety) to tantalize and excite. Do stop by if you're curious, and send a note to either myself or  Nikykita if you'd like to contribute or anything. This is a project done for the heck of it, but all in all, I hope you enjoy what you see if you take the time to check it out.

 Bulge_Magazine