Iz my birthday and I can fap and pee if I want to. And I will. :P

I had recently posted a story I worked extremely hard on and am very happy with...only to realize I forgot to include the best part of it in my FA post.

Since I originally posted it on fanfiction.net, I had each chapter saved as a separate file. I had to copy and paste everything into one file, but I somehow forgot chapter 4. This was the best chapter, and hundreds of people read it incomplete.

I reposted the story with the best part (the actual urination) included. But now all of my favorites are gone and nobody seems to he reading it. Please give it another read if you already did so. I am deeply sorry for forgetting it.

I decided to put it on fanfiction.net and throw myself to the wolves (no pun intended). I want to see how the normies react to this. Also, I'm doing one chapter at a time, and I will put the finished story on here when it's done. If you want to see an in-character, canon-friendly story where Legosi needs to pee badly, you can do so here:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/135676.....1/Urgent-Needs

https://mobile.twitter.com/joemikefromfa

I hate Twitter, but I caved in recently and made one anyways. If you wanna hear my kinky thoughts and retweets, go ahead. It's actually kind of fun :p

I took commissions a while back, but lately I've been pretty busy, so I'll try to get around to them soon. Much apologies to all who sent ideas. Don't worry though; I've still got your notes :D

So I turned one year older today. I had no idea nobody knew it was my b-day, but I guess I'll let you all know now before midnight.

I am now taking comic commissions for SFM! I won't do cub, snuff, shit eating, rape, or vomit, but everything else is fine as long as I can find models for the scenario.

Prices: $9 per page w/ 2 characters.

Additional characters: +$2 per page

Slots:

1. Anonymous
2.  Misa_Amane
3. Anonymous
4.
5.

http://nebula.wsimg.com/920cc4ce115.....;alloworigin=1 <3 <3 <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLThwyPURco

You know how videos of water make people have to pee? Well here's one that will make you have to shit hahaha.

So I'm doing my next Toilet Cam pic of Foxy. After that, I'm going to do Lucario. But somewhere in between and after that, I'd like you guys to choose who is next. Just leave a comment saying what characters you really want to see plunk their ass on the throne~

For a long time, I've wanted to get a multi-character fart contest or dude dump commission with different fursonas. But I wanted to get permission before using them in such a commission. If you don't mind your character being featured in a farting contest with my fursona, leave a comment down below. Also say if you don't mind being included in a dude dump picture ;)

Thanks for all the faves and support this year ^^. Hope you all had a great holiday. Oh, and by the way, look for a new story soon ;).

Sorry I haven't uploaded any new gmod pics or edits; I've been pretty busy at work lately. This week I've worked 6 out of 7 days since I have two different jobs. Just wanted to let you know what I'm up to; I know a lot of people want some more content.

Be on the lookout, my fursona is coming soon XP. I asked one of my favorite artists to draw him farting on one of by buddies hehe.

https://youtu.be/OBQEotHZpKc?t=56m19s Just give it a few seconds before the magic happens XD

I just got back from a long vacation and would like to know if you guys were interested in picking up some commissions from me.

I'll charge $3 for one picture and $12 for a 6-panel comic.

Note me with your information ;)

So my recent gmod comics were apparently too big for FA, so they were automatically shrunk. So I put the real pics on dropbox. Here are the links:

Fox shouldn't have had those mushrooms:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/xczu2l160.....b1433.jpg?dl=0

Too big for a turian? :

https://www.dropbox.com/s/f59tmigp8.....wfwfw.png?dl=0

So I haven't posted in a while, mainly because I'm preparing for a temp position that I've aquired. Also,if you're wondering why  Poverizer hasn't been on in a while, it's because of the hacking. The password recovery tool isn't working for him and he's still waiting for the staff to respond to him. Yes, he's still alive; he just lost his email address. I've got a few things to do on here (a story commission, a comic series, etc) but don't worry about me not posting a lot. I will certainly return to action sooner than you think ;)

Just wanted to show the process since a lot of people wonder how I do my gmod pics.

The first part is pretty blurry but the Photoshop part is clear.

Also, I'm a noob, so the music doesn't loop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofv.....ature=youtu.be

Something I like doing is asking people what their favorite parts of my stories were. Like, a certain scene that really stood out (and made you "stand up" down there). Feel free to let me know one or more of your favorite moments from my stories; I'd love to hear them ^^.

I still have to do 2 commissions, but I recently got a sudden offer for an interview that has been keeping me quite busy. I may wind down my stress tonight by writing an original story, but I'm not 100% sure when I'll get around to the other commissions. Hopefully soon. Even if I get the position, I'll have some free time.

Okay, so I won't be able to open any new slots; I have three commissions so far and I also have a big comic series planned for  Veem0n . I have been working my tail off at the theater. It actually feels like a full time job with Batman V Superman in theaters haha. So far, this has been my schedule for the week:

3/25 : 12pm-6pm
3/26 : 12pm-8pm
3/27 : Day off, but spent the holiday with family.
3/28 : 12pm-6pm
3/29: 9:45am-5pm
3/30: 9:45am-5:30pm
3/31: 5pm-12am
4/1: 11:30am-6pm

After April Fools' day, I'll be able to catch up. Very excited to get back to working on the commissions I have so far, but I won't be able to take anymore at this time XP.

Okay, so I have decided to start taking commissions since I want to buy some of my own XP. Here are my prices:

Stories:

Short- $10
Long- $20

Gmod Pics:

Single pic (with photoshop): $5 ($2 per extra character)

4 Panel comic: $9

6 Panel comic: $15 ($2 per extra panel)

Slots:

1. Anonymous
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5.
6.
7.

So I just got this random idea, I'll list all of the stories I've written in this journal and ask you guys to vote on your favorites. You may vote for three of your favorites. The winner of the vote will get a sequel. ;)

Farmyard Stink Off

Charizard Clogs the Toilet (4 votes)

Bathroom Shy Foxie (2 votes)

Digimon Stink Treatment (4 votes)

Digi-Musk (2 votes)

Poke-Stank (4 votes)

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8987803/">Fluttershy's Urgency

Scent of a Dragon (2 votes)

Poke Stink Bath (Male Lugia Version) (1 vote)

Poke Stink Bath (Female Reshiram Version) (1 vote)

Filthy Musk Job

Snail Fail (2 votes)

Pond Squatting (4 votes)

50 Shades of Brown

A Crappy Assignment (1 vote)

Renamon's Emergency (1 vote)

One Dirty Gator (1 vote)

Eric Vs. Gator Glutes

Find a Bathroom, Any Bathroom (2 votes)

Bogo's Gotta Go (5 votes)

Make it Nasty (1 vote)

Quadruple Dog Dump (3 votes)

Hotel Stink Service (1 vote)

Shenzi Gets Anally Fucked While Shitting on the Toilet (1 vote)

Beer Pong: A Frat Fart Torture Story (4 votes)

Sensing Contact - A Sonadow Story (1 vote)

Gantu's Nude Beach Relief (1 vote)

Let it Go... (2 votes)

Parappa: Full Tank "Deleted Scene"

What Happens When Four Superheroes Shit Their Pants