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i'm about to go spend a week in the woods in west virginia
Posted 12 years agogoodbye forever
I change my mind
Posted 12 years agoI want to be a C0rn snake
familiars are really cool and I want one
Posted 13 years agoI wish I had a talking magical skull that could float and follow me around. GOD. I really want this, why is it not real
it would be really cool especially if it was like the skull of an important historical figure and he'd share memories of his life with me
and then I'd make him listen to dubstep and he'd be like "what the HECK this is what music is like now?"
I could have him do cool stuff like spy on people for me, as long as he was holding still no one would know it was a floating, talking skull
it would be really cool especially if it was like the skull of an important historical figure and he'd share memories of his life with me
and then I'd make him listen to dubstep and he'd be like "what the HECK this is what music is like now?"
I could have him do cool stuff like spy on people for me, as long as he was holding still no one would know it was a floating, talking skull
Happy Feather's Day!!
Posted 13 years agoyeah
feather's day
Feeling bitter
Posted 13 years agoI've been awake 24 hours for whatever reason and I hate everything and everyone. I'm gonna temporarily stop being friends with ALL my friends until next time I feel like seeing or talking to them. I'm gonna maybe go to sleep now with my gamecube controller in my bed, my security blanket, and my pink bandana around my neck. Hopefully I'll wake up feeling better.
My dreams are cool
Posted 13 years agoI had a dream where I was sitting in the lap of a tall, thin, blond girl. Now, I'm about 5'7", so she was easily taller than me. We were sitting at a small table with other people at it and she was giggling and talking to them, but at the same time she was holding me like a baby. I can't say I fully understand where this dream came from, but it was pretty cool.
In another recent dream, I ate this terrifying, many-legged insect that was about the size of my fist. Then I began vomiting while blood gushed from my nose. This dream was not so cool.
An older dream I had, a long-time friend of mine tried to sodomize me. When that didn't pan out for him, he introduced me to his sex slave who he then brutally murdered. Probably my worst dream of all time.
I had a dream where I lived in a future dystopian society in which pollution made everything brown and people were suppressed by a high-tech government. I wasn't myself in this dream; I was a man who lived in a slum with an android until government military police took the android away to some sort of futuristic prison. I tried to rescue my android friend, and in the course of wandering the prison, I found a gigantic room with these tripod walker mechs lined up against the wall. Somehow I didn't manage to free my android, but I escaped the prison and caught a ride to another city with some old friends that were none too happy to have a fugitive asking for their help.
We were driving along some sort of incredible highway with 10 or more lanes. I sat in the back of the car, being lectured by the person sitting in the passengers seat. He was telling me not to drag other people into my affairs, putting them at risk. His speech was cut short when we drove around a corner and slammed into a several-car pileup. We emerged from the car unscathed, mostly due to a swift brake from the driver, but the car was destroyed. Yet worse, one of the tripod walkers was standing in the middle of the highway, destroying passing cars with high-tech weaponry: it was stopping everyone unlucky enough to pass by just to get to me. I ran and slid down a cliff on to a beach where I hid behind an abandoned metal structure. We found a trap door that led into the metal structure, but I woke up before going inside.
In another recent dream, I ate this terrifying, many-legged insect that was about the size of my fist. Then I began vomiting while blood gushed from my nose. This dream was not so cool.
An older dream I had, a long-time friend of mine tried to sodomize me. When that didn't pan out for him, he introduced me to his sex slave who he then brutally murdered. Probably my worst dream of all time.
I had a dream where I lived in a future dystopian society in which pollution made everything brown and people were suppressed by a high-tech government. I wasn't myself in this dream; I was a man who lived in a slum with an android until government military police took the android away to some sort of futuristic prison. I tried to rescue my android friend, and in the course of wandering the prison, I found a gigantic room with these tripod walker mechs lined up against the wall. Somehow I didn't manage to free my android, but I escaped the prison and caught a ride to another city with some old friends that were none too happy to have a fugitive asking for their help.
We were driving along some sort of incredible highway with 10 or more lanes. I sat in the back of the car, being lectured by the person sitting in the passengers seat. He was telling me not to drag other people into my affairs, putting them at risk. His speech was cut short when we drove around a corner and slammed into a several-car pileup. We emerged from the car unscathed, mostly due to a swift brake from the driver, but the car was destroyed. Yet worse, one of the tripod walkers was standing in the middle of the highway, destroying passing cars with high-tech weaponry: it was stopping everyone unlucky enough to pass by just to get to me. I ran and slid down a cliff on to a beach where I hid behind an abandoned metal structure. We found a trap door that led into the metal structure, but I woke up before going inside.
