“Looking for woman to do things. MUST BE OVER 18 AND SEXUAL!” An add said. “FREE FRIDGE! SMELLS A LITTLE!” Another one said. I need a job. I need one or else I can’t afford to finish college. What’s this?

“HELP WANTED! Needing help in medical and physical fields! Needs to be experienced with dangerous materials such as lead, mercury, and cyanide. I WILL NOT ACCEPT ALREADY QUALIFIED INDIVIDUALS! I seek an intern for the summer. $60,000 will be awarded to anyone who can fill the requirements. Call XXX-XXX-XXXX or message evildudescientist101@aol.com”

You can’t be serious. This HAS to be a joke. C’mon, I mean, he OBVIOUSLY wants to do illegal shit. AND WHO WOULD OPENLY TELL SOMEONE THEY ARE GONNA USE CYANIDE!! Why hasn’t this been reported?! But…$60,000 sounds awesome. I could pay off a few loans. I can always plead insanity in court.

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