and i've been really depressed because i have nothing to do and nearly no one to talk to
ugh
and no one wants to hire a socially stunted stoner idiot that can't hold a single conversation without sounding completely insane and retarded
quell suprise

the deed is finished
see you all on the other side
when i next have drawings and internet access which might be not ever
but i don't know

also i'm going to go to bed now because i am so deliriously tired right now

because i don't know when i'll next get internet.
so yeah sorry
whateve
r

breaker breaker one-nine got a big ass tractor trailer fulla dildos on its way to the whitehouse to tell the government how the fuck i feel

“man this is just making me real hungry”

“hungry… FOR BLOOD?”

“no, man, just for like food or whatever. god.”

first world vampire problems

fucking kill me
please

there was a rolly polly in my bong

IN IT

i'm so grossed out
right at this moment
little fucker flopped out when i emptied the water and

i cant even describe the feeling

UGH

FUCK YOU BUGS
I KNOW ITS HOT OUTSIDE BUT GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

follow me faggots

http://heyjoob.tumblr.com/


tell your friends





""came out of the womb snarling “mom
your gay” im 100% bad and I will be till i
die. Thanks for listning to my TED Talk.""

send me money

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fuck fuck

my head and my heart hurts
i think i need anti depressants or something

i wish i had a gym buddy

or just, a buddy. who actually lived near me.

fuck.

i don't feel like doing much talking or making stuff right now.

i'm going through a pretty harsh breakup, and i've never been through one before.

it's especially hard since it isn't my fault, he just freaked out and left, mostly due to leftover baggage from a previous relationship.

i'm pretty much just, not me anymore. i can't find happiness in anything. i shared everything with him, and now it's all a constant reminder. the light in my life is gone.

people keep telling me to accept it and move on, because he's the one that's screwed up etc., but i know he's going through a lot of pain right now. i want to just consider him a lying dick and right him off, but i know deep down it's more complicated than that. had he not been abused so many times in his life, he would've been able to love me the way i loved him. he would've been able to trust me and talk to me. he wouldn't have been so scared of failure.

every single day is hard. whenever i manage to enjoy myself, it is extremely fleeting. i want him to come back to me, but i don't want this to repeat.
i don't even know what i want.

i have dreams about him being back with me and sleeping next to me, and smiling, telling me that it's all better now and that the worst part is over. and then i wake up and am just overwhelmed with sadness and disappointment.

i feel childish for needing him so badly. with what we experienced and talked about with each other, i can't believe that he's not feeling the same way i do right now, the crushing sadness and the yearning to see me. then i blame myself, though i know everyone's just going to tell me not to. without him talking to me, or seeing me, without reassurance, i make up my own reasons. and the worst part about that is that often times, when i make up my own reasons, they turn out to be correct, which only reinforces my insecurities.

i just want someone to look at me and say that they care about me and want to support me and help me when i'm sick, or tell me that they love me and legitimately mean it. he, or at least in my mind, was the only person up to that point who actually did that.
i'm tired of dealing with people who objectify me, make me feel like i can only be loved by the way i look, i'm too fat for one person, not fat enough for another. every fat fetishist in the world can go fuck themselves. i'm a person who struggles with their weight, i don't eat too much, i just eat the wrong things and don't move around enough. i'm not here to look pretty for someone, i'm here to find a companion who will love me and want to take care of me as much as i will love them and want to take care of them.

this break up has fucking scarred me. i'm too scared to try to find anyone else. i don't ever want to feel this way again, but i can't tell if being lonely is worse than feeling this way again.

i feel like it's my own fault for being too open with him and assuming that he'd want to stay with me as long as i'd want to stay with him.

i just can't see a way out of this. i'm tired of the cliche pep talks i keep getting from people who've either never felt this before, or who want to be lazy about it and just tell me that he's a dick and move on. it's just not that simple.

HEY
so, if you like any of my flashes that I've done so far, I'll make something like that for you
(describe what you want, and I'll tell you if I'm capable of doing it)
AAAAAND, I will do it for the low low price of some sort of cheap, used xbox game from amazon that you can send to my house (10$ or less).
Like, dead space or something.
Unless you have a game that you never play that you'd wanna give me instead.

OF COURSE, UNLESS there's another way other than FUCKING PAYPALHRNNGGG that you could send me a meager amount of money for flashes. Seriously, I have no job right now, I'm extremely poor and would really like to justify my existence somehow by doing some sort of flash work (or art, i don't care) for a meager amount of money

I've never done commissions, so let me know if I'm DOIN' IT WRONG.

I'M SORRY

you probably have a lot of deleted ones, and that is all me because i keep fucking up my flashes.
i've never used a load screen, evan made me one cause i didn't know how and the only way i can really test it is by uploading it
and if it's even slightly fucked up, i panic and delete the entire submission
so far that's happened about 5 or 6 times
but i think i got it
CRISIS OVER

but i'm back

bet y'all dint even notice

"i paid for a blowjob from a hooker 3 years ago.
But now i have a girlfriend who gives me blowjobs for free so i want my money back for the blowjob I paid for three years ago even though i enjoyed it!"

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http://bacolicio.us//http://www.not......blogspot.com/

you're welcome

But ya'll a bunch of crazy. B|

I think I've found another place for my bullshit that's all my own.
A place that doesn't bombard me with pokemon vaginas, a wonderful place where childhood ruining nightmare fuel doesn't exist at every corner.

http://notgoodcomics.blogspot.com/

I'm going to try and slowly transition myself there.
Any of the dudes I talk to regularly on here should check that shit out.

I'll still be around to talk and shit, but I may not submit too much. I dunno. depends on how this shit works out.

apparently you don't get paid for sitting around and looking stupid
oh well.

this list is mostly for me since when I DO get money, I go to gamestop and then forget every
single game i ever wanted and then end up coming home with some dumbass game that I play
once and then smash over my head out of shame.

this list will also probably change.

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L.A. Noire (fuckfuckfuckfkcufukc)
Motherfucking Mass Effect 3
Batman: Arkham City (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)
Duke Nukem (if it ever fucking motherfucking comes out)
Red Faction: Armageddon
Bulletstorm (even though I know that it's probably bad)
Modern Warfare 3 (come at me bro)
Brink (even though it's probably still glitchy and broken)
Bioshock Infinite
Assassin's Creed: Revelations
Star Wars: The Old Republic
Spider-Man: Edge of Time
Rage
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why are you still reading this

okay well, if you have any one of these games (of the ones that are out now derp) and dont even want them anymore, you should donate them to the
hannah really needs games or she will die fund, or HRNGSWD for short.

actually, I'm not even kidding
for the first person who's willing to trade any of this, I have an extra copy of assassin's creed 2 if
you want it.
I will also give you my sincere love and affection*

(*draw something for you)

all i do is draw and draw and draw
and no one even CARES





D': :( T___T