This is  KaevielEff again with today's update on Joe's health. Last night was rough on both of us; his bariatric bed (rather, beds - both of them had the same issue, when we tried trading the first one out for another) aren't measuring his weight right, and were screaming at us every fifteen minutes from all of yesterday to sometime after 6:30 AM this morning until it gave up for many hours for reasons unknown and unquestioned because, hey, we got a little sleep on and off, when nurses weren't coming in and Kristen wasn't arriving... But yeah, we didn't really sleep-sleep last night, so that's had an impact on him and me. We finally just got his bed unplugged because the beep-screams came back when Kristen randomly poked a button; it's internal battery isn't charged so it doesn't make noises now - so we (more importantly, he) might sleep tonight.

As to Joe's condition, as I said, there are some improvements. The infection on his leg is no longer AS tender to the touch or constantly hurting, and the swelling and color have gone down a little. So good news there - he's responding well to the antibiotics. We think at this point surgery shouldn't be required to deal with it. They also finally put him on fluids to re-hydrate him this morning; we've been telling them he was dehydrated since he was checked in yesterday, but somehow that never ended up being notated on his chart until this morning (most likely the leg infection was stealing the limelight).

So, as what I've started above indicates, we'll be here at least one more night; unsure what'll come after tomorrow, but maybe we'll get to bring him home. Last thing I'd like to do is thank everyone who gave Joe well wishes yesterday; Omina, NinjaCharles, Sinster, Cosmic, and stevenmawls, you're all wonderful and both Joe and I appreciate your kind thoughts and hopes for a swift recovery. He has read your comments, and if he can he'll respond as soon as he can. I've meant to comment to you each myself, but I've been exhausted and kind of out of it all day. Don't let my lack of direct comment make you think I haven't noticed or how much it's touched us. Thanks for being awesome and supportive; I'll keep doing at least daily updates as long as we're stuck here.

Off the bat, letting everyone know this is not Joseph. I'm  KaevielEff, one of Joe's mates. He gave me his login info in case anything came up and he needed me to let everyone know what was going on.

As to what's going on: For the past week, Joe has been getting progressively sicker with what we have verified is the flu. That's left him exhausted and overall nasty with various symptoms... But starting Tuesday, something appeared on his upper left thigh that started initially as a mild discomfort, but then got progressively worse to the point that every movement of that leg brought extreme discomfort. It was initially diagnosed by an urgent care nurse on Thursday as a bug bite or sting and not something that required more than antibiotics.

As of today though, with no improvements (the spot actually appeared larger and was even more sensitive), combined with his continuing flu symptoms, our wife, Kristen, took him to the hospital. He's been here since sometime after 11 AM, and right now he's on antibiotics and other meds. I'm spending the night with him tonight, and he's not going to be left alone. We're sure he's going to be okay, but right now he's doing poorly.

He's sincerely sorry for delays in his writing - he loves his work, and he hates keeping anyone waiting - but right now what matters is getting him healthy again, so he can get back home with the people who love him and return to doing what he loves. I'll try to keep everyone updated on how he's doing in these journals. We're hoping he'll improve enough to come home tomorrow or, at the latest, Monday, but again, we'll let you know if anything changes.

Alright folks, so I'm going to give you all some info here as a heads up:

The last few days/week has been pretty rough for me on a couple of levels. I'm stressing out about an upcoming surgery, my head isn't really in the game for work because of it and it's slowing down my turnover rate. What this means is a delay in how quickly I get out my writing commissions to my customers.

Now, as you already know if you're one of my customers, I DO NOT CHARGE before I have a product to give, so nobody has to worry about that. The only person I owe is  Ninjacharles, and he says to take my time getting back to him with a product. He helped me out of a financial rough spot due to coming up short on some bills, and I appreciate it greatly.

I have a backlog of commissions to work on, and I wanted to be up front with everyone about the delays that may be coming up. I'll be working over the weekend, of course, and hope to get stuff done for  Omina and a non-FA commission. Otherwise I'm just playing it by ear and hoping to get everything done as quickly as I can within the constraints of my own creativity and somewhat frazzled nerves.

Thanks for your friendship, patience and help through all of my past rough times and any of those ahead, guys. My fans and customers (I'd hope one and the same) all rock.

Okay, so I'm looking into other venues and things to experiment with as a writer. Been thinking, perhaps, of doing something well beyond the pale for me. I have a Superhero setting that I haven't used much, but I've had to itch to play with it. Most of my fans know that I don't normally have anything to do with Gore, Vore, etc. but what I have in mind...Well, let's just say it's a "Bad End" story involving a humanoid Shark-like super villain.

Don't know if anyone would be interested in something like that, especially given it's not my norm, but it's an idea bouncing around in my head. If nothing comes of it, that's cool. Any interest, just note me or comment here.

Still seeing it there might be any takers for The Challenge idea. See my previous journal here:

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7451024/

Currently have a list of four comms working on, and a fifth in the wings for:

 Sinister
 Thecosmicwolf33
 Ninjacharles
 Dulcine

But I'm still open for others, if they're in my Shorty category ($15-20 for up to 3000 words (I usually write more than that if I'm enjoying myself), normally done quickly depending on my schedule).

So I'm thinking of bring back an old idea of mine, one that I had a lot of fun with but that I never considered for a commission-style deal. Call it a "Gauntlet" if you will. A custom made framework story, set up in a particular way so that one person's character can take what I call The Challenge.

A simple example of where this will go:

Our story begins with a bar. Dim, crowded and a bit on the seedy side, if one has to be truthful. But the bar itself isn't the point of interest. What is important is the poster hanging in a back nook, vaguely illuminated by a single bare bulb. It's mildly torn around the edges and has seen better days, but still clearly legible and easy enough to understand.

The poster has a considerable amount of text and an illustration at the top of a Griffon in flight, a coiled serpentine Dragon below, and what appears to be a Minotaur (very nude and very male) standing astride the Dragon with his arms crossed. The text reads as follows: "Salutations, adventurers! Bored of your every day existence? Looking for fame, fortune and excitement? Or perhaps you're looking to have the sort of sexual encounters you'd normally only fantasize about?

Then welcome to the world of Dungeons & Debauchery! Our real-time role playing events are custom tailored to your own personal interests, from the high-tech to the medieval, with a wide range of exciting packages provided for reasonable prices.

Looking for an adventure in Space, with busty Alien seductresses or ravishing Tentacle Beasts? We've got it. Looking to play the brave Knight or the virginal Mage, hoping to save the damsel from some menacing beast (or be the damsel being "menaced")? We are here to serve! Or, perhaps you're looking for something a little more perverse and a lot messier?

Take the Fantasy Fuck Challenge! Sign a binding contract that states you won't back out, and our services will provide you with a marathon stream of well endowed and lusty fantasy partners, really and willing to fill your needs and body in unspeakable ways. No backing out once you're going, though! You're as much there for their pleasure as they are for yours. Give it a try, if you dare..."

Below all of that text, a final box contains a warning: "Warning: FFC, while 100% health screened and safe, has an almost 100% guarantee of: Pregnancy, multiple penetration, possible bondage burns/scrapes, aching, soreness and difficulty walking. Binding contract cannot be broken; once engaged all parties much reach satisfaction. Lubricant and special amenities provided on request."

At the very bottom of the poster is a "Take One" row of slotted tabs, with only two or three remaining. Each tab sports a phone number, for a Mr. J. Hord, Proprietor.

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How would this work as a commission? Simple: An "applicant", either the commissioner or their character, would fill out a simple form:

Name:
Species:
Gender:
Setting:
ReOrganizer:
Additional Amenities:
Number of Participants:
All Kinks Permitted?:
Pregnancy Expected/Allowed/Wanted?:
Helpers:
In Bondage?:
Prejudices?:

For reference: Helpers would simply be "Yes" or "No". They'd be side-characters, fluffers and fuck-buddies who would show up every few partners for clean-up and help. Prejudices would be possible species, races, etc. you'd prefer avoided (Don't like Reptiles? No reptiles. Etc. Don't like Elves? No Elves.) And ReOrganizer...Well, it depends on the level of realism you want. ReOrganizer is a sort of "Magic MacGuffin" meant to allow play with partners that, in all fairness, would kill a human man or woman on penetration. Let's just say Old ReO evens the odds.

From there, I'd craft a framework story to set things up and then an initial encounter. Here's the deal, though:

I write as much as I want on each playmates or group of playmates, and you pay only $15 per "session" so to speak. So you could do it as an episodic deal, or let me write and I'd give you batches depending on how many you wanted to go for. Basically it's a flat $15 for each block of the story, which is a steep deal given normal writing prices.

The one catch? You'd roll digital dice to decide how many sessions your character can expect to go through. I've had someone during a long-term RP roll up sixty-five sessions. That...Is a lot of fucking.

So it's an ambitious endeavor, and one I'm interested in expanding on. If someone is interested, they can let me know. I see this being a lot of fun, and there's no expectation to FINISH the whole Challenge, just to pay for the slots/individual sessions as short commissions as part of a whole. If it does get finished, though? Again, that is a LOT of fucking.

Any interest? Seem like a fun idea? Hit me up.

OKAY, so, it seems like my Shorties have taken off as a big hit. Had...Jesus, six in the last two weeks, all of which I've cranked out in record time. Less than 48 hours on average, per piece, sometimes same-day, two of which within an hour of the commission. SO, I'm offering these at a rate of $15 to $20 as a permanent addition to my price list and options.

I'm pushing hard; there's some stuff coming up I want/need cash for, and I'm also trying to make a weekly income limit to help with household expenses. Please let me know if you want a piece; I'm all about having fun with my work, and I like to think I have very satisfied customers.

If any of my customers would like to comment, give a testimonial about their satisfaction, I'd appreciate it. I really do love working for you guys!

Well, saw it with my wife today. Is it Furry Bait? Absolutely. Does that mean it's bad? Not at all. In fact, I loved it. It's cute, funny, smart and wonderfully animated. The cast of characters, the setting, everything just meshes nicely. Totally enjoyed it. Going to see it with the girlfriend and boyfriend this Tuesday, too.

Still working on a couple of big projects, but offering short stories for $15-20 a piece. Average length is about 2500-3000 words. Just note me or comment below if it seems like something you'd like; you've probably seen my work by now if you're reading this.

Alright folks, this one is an oddity: I'm writing a commission piece right now, for the awesome  Dulcine. This piece is part of my post-apocalypse setting, a mashup of various settings into one cohesive whole. I have free reign to make it as large as I want, as Dulcine already has a discount coming from me regardless of what size the piece is, so I'm basically shooting for a post-apocalyptic sci-fi action/erotica novel with hardcore fucking and lots of adventure. If you like Fallout, Metro or any post-apocalyptic fiction, maybe you'll dig on my work.

HERE'S THE CATCH: I have a lot of characters in it, and one of them is stuck in my head. I was trying to nap earlier when it started to bug me: I have this lady, who is technically one of the neutral-bordering-on-villain characters, a gang member in a group called the Draks. Her name is Pogo, and she wears a Harlequin mask. Tattooed, wears a set of makeshift overalls. Not really too bad of a person, but still a Raider technically, so not good either.

SO, I am trying to decide her fate specifically. I had SOME plans, but wasn't sure what.

SO HERE GOES: Audience participation time! I'm going to put up some options, and then I want you to NOTE ME (not comment directly here, as it might spoil the decision) what you think and why. Feel free to offer suggestions.

Option 1: She survives the adventure and stays with the Draks.

Option 2: She makes a mistake and dies accidentally, or intentionally attacks a character who may kill her.

Option 3: She survives and leaves the Draks.

Option 4: Captured by Monsters, raped and killed (possibly eaten).

Option 5: Killed by Monsters.

Option 6: Ditches her own team and joins up with another team of adventurers/survivors, stays with them, probably joins the main cast and becomes a fuck-buddy for one of the major charatcers on-and-off.

Option 7: Murdered by one of the main villains, possibly raped as well.

Option 8: Disappears without a trace, presumed dead.

Option 9: Captured by monsters, raped, becomes willing slave/breeding stock to monsters.

This is outside of my normal comfort zone on some fronts, but I'm expanding my work. Dulcine gets final veto on what's okay in her story, BUT I'm putting this up so I can get a feel for things.

For reference, full description of Pogo:

5' 8", bottom heavy with a modest bust. Goes naked under a modified jumpsuit, cut into something like coveralls and covered with lots of gang insignia, paraphernalia and storage pouches. Uses a lower powered auto-recharging laser pistol as her weapon of choice. Has long blonde hair, dirty and unkempt, that she usually keeps in a set of pigtails or ponytails. Farm Girl type; a bit of muscle and a bit of fat. Tattooed shoulders and arms, as well as breasts. Has other tattoos on her ass, thighs and lower back, as well as pierced nipples and a pierced lower lip. Rarely takes off her Harlequin mask in public, as it is part of the Drak "uniform" to wear old masks, Halloween or otherwise. Hers is more like a Mardi Gras piece. Sexually experienced but not so much so that she'd gone beyond some pretty basic stuff (Oral, vaginal, anal once or twice). In an abusive relationship with the gang leader, who is not present. About 19 years old, and out of her league on pretty much every front. Has a minor addiction to pain killers, and drinks heavily which is normal for Raiders. Without the mask she's actually quite pretty, with some freckles and a friendly looking face, despite a healing black eye and a chip in one front tooth. Has hazel eyes.

So that gives you an idea of what Pogo (Real name Marsha) is like. LET HER FATE BE DECIDED.

So, I'm going to have to start making a little more money on commissions here to really make a difference in my quality of life. I had the idea of just doing short pieces; perhaps a small blurb based on a picture you have, perhaps just something fun for the sake of having it, I don't know. The idea is basically doing a little blurb, 2500-3000 words for about $10 to $15, based on my normal pricing scheme. You'd get it quickly, and it'd help me out a lot if someone wanted to get some of these. I'm going to have to start making about $50 a week on my work (which might not sound like much, but if my regular commissioners dry up I'm SOL) to make a difference.

So, I guess I'm going to open up a few slots for these at a time, let's say...four to start? They'd be produced quickly, and all I'd really need is some details, a picture you want the blurb based off of, some character personality info, etc. Think of them as "Mini-comms." Just something for if you like my writing and want something quick, fairly cheap and playfully filthy.

Fair warning: I tend to be verbose, so if I did something for you, I'd probably go over the word cap a bit. I'd still only charge about $15 for it, though. I am a fair businessman.

So comment below if this sounds interesting, or send me a note if it catches your fancy. As it stands, I have two large commissions lined up to work on (For  Sinister, which is slow going right now, and for  Dulcine) and I'm always taking on other work, but these Shorts would be pretty quick and easy for me to work out.

Thanks for your time, and I hope to hear from some of you soon!

So, as a writer my prices are a bit hard to nail down. I've worried in the past that my prices may be too high, but I've heard from several people, mostly other writers in the erotica/fiction community that I'm actually underselling myself by a substantial margin. Most writers charge a per-page cost, whereas I write based on word count. In the end of the day I am making less money than I "should" be according to my fellow writers, but I just don't know how to scale my prices since I'm still new to the whole commission thing.

My normal price range, starting at $35 and moving up to $75+, at which point prices have to be negotiated for any work beyond my upper limit, has been working fine for me. Nobody has complained about my prices, and everyone seems happy to pay them. I now realize that might be because I'm so cheap comparatively for the amount of work and labor I put into things.

So this is an honest question for anyone following me out there, anyone who has commissioned me or may want to commission me in the future: Should I move to a by-the-page rate or increase my prices to a level above where they're at, or is it in my best interest to keep the prices where they're at? I don't want to alienate my customer base by raising my prices and possibly lose income because of it, but I also don't want to be taken advantage of for the large amount of work and care I put into every piece.

I'm NOT saying at all that I feel I'm being taken advantage of right now; I adore you guys and love working with you. I just don't want to make any mistakes that might end up harming me as a professional and as a person in the long run because this is, after all, my job.

Give me some feedback if you can; I'd appreciate it.

Check out my friend and collaborator  Omina's journal here and see what you think.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7392941/

If anyone knows a good sketch artist who can handle working from a written description and some basic refs, let me know. I've got a Ghoul character I've been dying to get work of.

Okay, folks. I figured it was time I nailed down some terms of service for my writing commissions. Here goes.

1: I do not ask for payment before a project is finished. I will provide the work in segments until completion, for review and approval to make sure that everything is going as desired. The only time I will not do this is if the piece is a short form work, under 2K words. At that point I will give it to you as one whole piece.

2: If you want a full file as one cohesive piece, edited (when applicable) then I can provide it, but it will require Skype info or an e-mail to send it to.

3: My base prices are set in stone. I do not negotiate. Only the last tier is negotiable.

5-8 K Words of written work = $35.
8-10 K: $50.
10-15 K: $75.
15 K+: Negotiable, but generally anything over $15 K is officially recognized by several organizations as a NOVEL. If you want a NOVEL, you can expect to pay upwards of $100, or negotiate for hourly work rates.

4: This is not to say there won't be deals, discounts or considerations. That is at my discretion, however, and will be addressed if they are available.

5: I am open for trades, but only if I feel the artistic value would compliment my writing skill. I would likely write a story ABOUT a piece of art, in fact, as a means to tie it together.

6: I reserve posting rights for any commissioned piece. I am a writer, not a visual artist; if I don't get my work posted then I don't have a full advertising base. If I don't have a full advertising base, I don't make money. I need money, badly. I am unemployed and disabled; this is my primary income. If you really want to reserve a story and not allow me to post it, then we can negotiate terms, but there will be a restriction fee applied due to the loss in advertising I will experience by not being allowed to post my finished work. I am willing to hold off on posting a commissioned piece for up to two weeks if requested, to allow the commissioner to post the work themselves.

7: Any work I produce should be directly credited back to me, hopefully with a proper boost or mention in the posting. I have given gift art and stories in the past that were never credited to me, and I do not appreciate that.

8: I also reserve the right to commission art to accompany the piece. If you enter an agreement with me for a piece, you are agreeing to the possibility of artwork related to it being created. I do this to add a visual component to draw more attention and thus more business. If you don't want art of your character(s), please state so beforehand. I don't want to have someone getting mad because I commissioned a work to go with a story and they (somehow) didn't want a artwork of their character in the setting.

9: Please understand that I am a person with feelings and concerns. I am not a healthy individual; I am borderline dying due to health issues, I barely sleep and I am clinically depressed. This does not openly impact my work, but it does mean that if you badger me about my writing or start being rude about something that I will get upset. I expect polite and professional behavior, unless of course you're a friend of mine or we're collaborating, at which point you can be as friendly as you like. I have a three strikes system: The first time you are rude or unpleasant to me about my work or the schedule, you will be warned. The second time, the price of your piece will go up. The third time, your piece WILL BE CANCELLED, and you will be blacklisted from my commissions permanently. I feel this is a fair condition; act like an adult and show some common courtesy.

10: Critiques and commentary are always welcome, though. If the critique is constructive, or even if you're just displeased, let me know. I am willing to try and work to improve my customer experience. Ask any of my commissioners how they felt about dealing with me, and likely the only complaint you'll get is that I sometimes have difficulty taking full price for a piece I enjoyed working on. I have a bad habit of underselling my work most of the time, as my friend  Omina likes to point out.

11: I am willing to write extensively about many subjects and fetishes, and I am flexible. There are a few I absolutely will not do, including Scat, MLP, and a few others. If you want to know what I will or won't do, just ask.

12: Last but certainly not least, READ MY WORK. If you want to know the sort of story you can get, read my other works to get an idea for how I write. I write for my own enjoyment as well as for money, so one key thing to remember is that I am a world builder. I adore building a setting, populating it and establishing the rules and such for it. If you don't want a story with deep lore or a backstory that has real underpinnings and roots that help to bring it alive, do not commission me. I do not "just write porn"; I write stories with artistic merit. Are they full of smut? Yes, yes they are. But they're also lively and full of character. If you want something that's more than just bland fucking, then by all means contact me.

And if you want to help a guy out just to be nice, check out my Patreon, here:
https://www.patreon.com/JHord?ty=h

Thanks for reading my TOS, and have a great day.

I'm part of a couple of different online communities, but I keep finding myself drawn back to FA as my most stable long term area of interest. FA isn't any better than most of the others, and to be honest is a lot worse in some ways. The community on here can be downright toxic and vitriolic over the stupidest shit, there are some people on here I just abhor, and I'm not what one would call "a fan" of the staff and policies sometimes, but I'll be damned if I don't keep coming back here first and foremost.

I think a large part of it is the few people on here I've met who're worth staying in touch with and following, but I also think a major component is the fact that I can post my work here and sometimes actually get a response. I get reviews, commentary, SOMETHING. I have a Tumblr, a Patreon, I post on other sites, but this is the only consistent source of work or feedback I ever see, and more importantly it lets me meet other folks (like my friend  Omina) who want to work WITH me on stuff.

Maybe it's just that I've been part of the Furre community longer than I can really remember at this point? I don't know. Either way, I guess what I'm gonna say here is thanks, FA. You're not great, in fact sometimes you're collectively a dickhead, but at least you're there when I need it.

...Unless the servers are down. Again.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/18981861/
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Last chance, folks! This expires to night!

Well, my YCH with Omina is going to be closing out this coming Wednesday at midnight. Looks like nothing really came of that one for the most part, which is disappointing, but it happens.

As it stands, I'll be opening commissions as a whole. I don't normally do so for personal reasons, but if you're interested in a commission contact me and we can discuss things. Prices can be discussed then, as well as details. I am only taking one story commission at a time, first come first serve.

https://www.patreon.com/JHord?ty=h

For all of my fans and anyone who wants to help support an author. Check it out, see if you feel like pledging anything. I'm not working right now, so every little bit helps :3

Alrighty, folks! Throwing this up to keep it out there that I have this sweet YCH going with  Omina right now.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7355463/

And to state that I have another new indie YCH I'm going to be starting.

This time, we're mixing things up a bit! We're going to go for a theme for the story as a whole, rather than simply listing some characters.

These stories can be straight, gay, bi, etc. and will be written based on discussions once negotiations begin. Effectively, I can work with a lot of kink preferences, but in the end the story opportunities will be based on what I feel comfortable writing. No hard vore (normally), no scat, no MLP (ever), no negotiations on those points. Otherwise I'm fairly flexible. I can work with characters as long as YOU can work with me writing them as "originals". If they have a pre-existing canon or storyline that behavior and info can be sourced from, that's perfectly fine, I can discuss matters there. But I write better when I'm given more free reign to use a character as part of the organic world I'm trying to expand on.

SO, we've got four themes on offer this time:

INKBLOT: I've discussed this setting before; a shadowy "Afterlife" for forgotten cartoons, comics, games, etc. Lots of frisky, kinky locals to have fun with, some potential for drama and even some scares with the "wildlife" beyond the city.

SCI-FI SETTING: Haven't fleshed this one out too much thus far, but if you go to this link: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7344098/ you can see the bones of this idea. In the comment section of that journal you'll find a list of unique alien races I had in mind. Weird alien sex, exciting adventures and a bit of good futuristic tech to boot.

AFTER THE DUST SETTLED: This is my homebrew mashup Post-Apocalyptic setting. It freely but naturally combines elements of classic P-A settings, from Fallout to Metro, Borderlands to a bit of Bioshock. Yes, it sounds odd, but it works surprisingly well and flows quite naturally. There's a lot of potential for fun here, involving monsters, mutants, machines and marauders.

CUMBRELLA: That's right! If you've followed my gallery or know my work at all you know about my Resident Evil-related series of pornographic artworks and story blurbs. I'm offering up a chance to actually become part of the setting in a longer fashion. Hope you like monsters, big cocks and SCIENCE!

Now, onto the cost details!

There are three tiers available. At 8K words, these stories will fall into the tail end of my $35 range. Up to 10K would be $50, and 15K words is my $75 range.

I CAN AND WILL BE WILLING TO WORK WITH MULTIPLE CHARACTERS FOR THE YCH! If you have a couple that you want to share their adventure in one of my settings, I'd be happy to discuss that with you!

THIS OFFER WILL RUN UNTIL MIDNIGHT SUNDAY. $35 guarantees you up to 8K. Hit the other tiers and you get up to the limit of $75 for 15K+.

THIS IS OPEN FOR UP TO THREE PEOPLE. One person at each tier, OR one person can buy all three tiers for themselves and get THREE Stories! If one person wanted my writing that badly, I'd even knock the total price down to $125.

ONE IMPORTANT NOTICE: No payment until the job is done, period. I suffer from blocks from time to time, bad ones, and I will NEVER take money from anyone if they do not get a finished product. I trust my commissioners to pay in full when they receive their product, and likewise they should trust the product to arrive in as timely a manner as possible. Thanks for taking the time to read!

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/18981861/
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Go check it out!

SO, I've got some extra PC games hanging around. Download codes for them, specifically. Would anyone be interested in the following:

XCOM: Enemy Unknown, Sid Meier’s Pirates!, Ace Patrol Bundle, and Sid Meier's Civilization III Complete, Sid Meier's Civilization IV: The Complete Edition, Sid Meier's Civilization V, Sid Meier's Starships, XCOM: Enemy Unknown - Elite Soldier Pack, XCOM: Enemy Unknown - Slingshot Pack, and XCOM: Enemy Within.

Here's the catch: They're bundled together, so I literally have to send you ALL of these if you want any of them. I don't know how much anyone would be interested, but considering how many games there are and their collective value I'd be cool passing them on for a sketch or something.

Hit me up, let me know. Thanks.

Right; last YCH fell through, pretty much. So before I decide to throw this one out there entirely I'd like to provide a simple synopsis of the basis of this concept first and foremost. This is a slightly more ambitious writing project, and I don't know how anyone would feel about getting involved. SO! Here we go.

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Operation Undaunted. A ten year project initiated by the Galactic Concordance with the simple intention of finding new, habitable worlds and sentient species. Mankind has, in the past two centuries, made contact with a dozen sentient species drifting through the void. The majority of them have lost their home worlds to strife, disaster or scientific "mishap", but these peoples are unbroken. Humanity, despite being bound to a single planet historically, was quick to offer shelter on Earth, the Moon and the outlying human colonies within their own solar system. This kindness was met with advances in technology, long standing good faith and a general accord of peace and prosperity between Mankind and what came to be called The First Twelve.

The First Twelve are a mixed bunch, to say the least. From a race of colonial nanomachines with the recorded memories of a race lost to a super nova, to sapient Saurian beings, creatures akin to amoebas in humanoid "mobility suits" and even an ethereal energy race known as The Dust, every member species of the Galactic Concordance is unique and different from the others in some clear cut fashion. A lot of the time the differences are more technological than cultural, especially among the more "baseline" carbon based beings.

Operation Undaunted is a joint venture between the various races to fund, outfit and deploy a series of brand new expeditions onboard the lastest long range FTL ships known as Longstriders. Each ship will be crewed by a number of sentient beings from The First Twelve and representative human crew members. These expeditions will last indefinitely, and will strive to bring new and peaceful races into the fold of the Concordance, while learning about potential threats in the void of space as well.

After nine years and ten months of comprehensive planning, technological innovation and construction of the four Longstrider vessels, the time is almost upon us. The first Longstrider, The Ozymandias, is in the final stages of flight prep. The crew has been selected, the first mission target selected, and now all that's waiting is a final push from the joint launch facility in orbit around the colony-moon of Europa. What sort of adventures could wait in the depths of space for the intrepid crew of the Ozymandias? What dangers might they come across in their journey? Only time will tell, in the end. One thing is for certain: It's going to be a hell of a trip.

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So there we have it. What would all this mean in the format of a YCH? Simply put, someone gets to be a crewman aboard the Ozymandias, with a crew of humans and aliens of exotic variety, journeying out into the void to meet (And of course engage in "intimate contact") with new species. The potential for adventure, danger, intrigue and lots (I mean lots) of kinky alien sex abounds.

Just an idea that's been knocking around in my head. Let me know what's what, if anyone thinks it sounds like an okay idea. Thanks!

That's right, folks; got another chance for some of my writing coming up. Figured since the last one sold so quickly and was such a success I might as well go for another piece.

The theme this time is, as stated, Traps. More precisely, cute and girlish males with a distinct proclivity for indulging in debauched fun.

Our three choices this time are:

Simfonie, the chest-dwelling Slime Mimic. This cute little "lady" is fond of adventurers of all types, and doesn't EVER bite...Unless you're into that. The scenarios would of course be themed around dungeon diving and adventuring, and you can probably guess the kinks for a pansexual slime boy with a taste for frilly things.

Simfonie, for your viewing pleasure: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11536007/

Poppy, Post-Apocalyptic Punk Mechanic. Little Poppy is a thickly built shortstack, chubby and curvy, with a taste for rough and tumble fun in the back of her heavily modified muscle car. Stories with Poppy will involve a post-apocalyptic mash-up setting featuring elements of Fallout, Metro, Borderlands, etc. that is generally just meant to be fun and strange. Poppy's big into anal, rimming, oral and extreme penetration. She's more flexible than she looks!

Poppy, showing off: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17938964/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15655003/

Last but not least we have Cherry Chips, of my Inkblot setting. Cherry is a Tiny, a Toon that's smaller in stature than most. She's also a stripper, prostitute and general fun girl who just happens to biologically be male. Anyone who'd want to have fun with Cherry would have to be okay with being "Toon'd", including having a video game, cartoon or comic backstory made up for their character. They'd also better like their partners small, unrealistically flexible and frisky, because she's very fond of being made into an extreme cock sleeve.

A little taste of Cherry: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18778299/

There are three tiers available. At 8K words, these stories will fall into the tail end of my $35 range. Up to 10K would be $50, and 15K words is my $75 range.

Each character is available for only ONE STORY. I won't be writing multiple stories for each character, but I WILL be willing to write at whatever tier you're looking for.

HIS OFFER WILL RUN UNTIL MIDNIGHT WEDNESDAY. $35 guarantees you up to 8K. Hit the other tiers and you get up to the limit of $75 for 15K+.

THIS IS OPEN FOR UP TO THREE PEOPLE. One person at each tier, OR one person can buy all three tiers for themselves and get THREE Stories! If one person wanted my writing that badly, I'd even knock the total price down to $125.

ONE IMPORTANT NOTICE: No payment until the job is done, period. I suffer from blocks from time to time, bad ones, and I will NEVER take money from anyone if they do not get a finished product. I trust my commissioners to pay in full when they receive their product, and likewise they should trust the product to arrive in as timely a manner as possible. Thanks for taking the time to read!

So if you're interested at all in any of these characters and a story, do please let me know. Respond here, or note me!

Just finished my last YCH and I'm lining up for another one. Still trying to decide on the theme as is, but keep an eye out for a new journal with more YCH details available. Turnover of the last story was less than six days, and ended up being a nearly 20K piece. Going to be another "Block" matching a specific theme, like last time's Exotica theme.

Just a heads up.