okay hi i havent vanished :O
im so sorry gjfdksjfdk god

my laptop and phone both shat their pants at the same time so it took me way too long to move my files and programmes and then get back into all my accounts ... it was an ORDEAL. i knew they both needed replacing and was saving up to do it and then ! and then ...

anyway im back into here now :'D
yay :'''DDD

uhh i can post some of the art ive been poking around lately (im tryinge art is slowly getting easier)
ideally i'll be mopping up some bits and pieces , and making a Website For Me, before going back to making art for real since i havent got a job now and no one is into hiring me right now lolololol
and wheeling out some brainfarts ive had in the works for a while in the headworlds ... mmmm charactersses

i missed people !
hi !!

okay i didnt die or something but i do feel like a microwaved corpse ,, so ,,

long story short, ive been having big problems with my tonsils for a good half a year now at least and due to A) my GP being on maternity leave and B) some of her stand-ins being FUCKING RUDE, im still floating around waiting for someone to decide to do something. so basically ive had something like half-assed tonsillitis for MONTHS and ive only just had a swab and blood test to see whats going on, and today my right tonsil has just decided to bleed because why not i guess

so, i am here, and i have been doing art, but its .. hard
especially since because my immune system is on holiday i keep getting whatever cold is going around as well, and seasonal depression has not been kind to me this past winter ...

aaaand i spent a couple of weeks prepping for / being in / chilling from being in Glasgow, long car trip, death

i THINK im nearly clear of anything i owe people now, my current list of Art Doings is as follows

● finish the last reference for Nez
● tidy away my closing down Patreon Packs
● i have a bunch of icky things of my d&d boys for the other account
● i have a few doodles of other BotW friens so maybe more adoptables??
● s i d l ii nk ??
● theres a wide array of other BotW / general LoZ art that might be plonkethed here,
including a bunch of art i did a lonnng while ago and just never left tumblr
● and uh ... maybe some other trash of my own personal project where i got cross and just
started vaguely designing some Ideal Game ideas [shrugs]


its been a weird and rough few months
sorry for disappearing but i suck at keeping track of everything at the best of times

just to let you know im OFFICIALLY away from my laptop until like the 10th of october , and have been for a week or so ,, ive just been going 100mph for a week or two

all leftover bits are not forgotten in the slightest and are Top Priority [salutes]
said afformentioned trip is going WELL though and is super fun , between family meeting and the bit of paperwork my boyo needed to fix up

ill see yall then and hopefully with More Art to plonk out ;o;

this always happens when i try to pull my metaphorical pants up omfg
im still here !!
still checkin in and workin on The Stuff !!!

its just when we finally went to ask about why our wifi connection was such bullshit it turns out we had been knocked off the broadband network several months ago and no one knows why :)))
anyhoo i dont know when theyre fixing the problem and switching our hub back on but we should be compensated something for it :/

so apologies for slowed up communication but my phone / paypal / furaffinity have created some kind of mobile data hate triangle ,,

ahhh life
the lemons
juicer deployed ,,

okeydoke kids im gonna be trying REAL hard to fix all of this mess ive made from being unable to do shit for like a year

im like hardcore defibrillating my art muse by kicking it in the head and smacking it with a stick and pouring chili sauce on its head or whatever as i have been for the past few months , but basically i really badly need to scrounge some savings for some major bits and bobs happening later this year and my kitty cat needs some extra looking after rn
its starting to look a little more on form now though ,, fingers crossed ;3;

SO

1 - [throws some fuckng botw adoptables at you all]

2 - i'm gonna be trawling around and seeing if there are any loose ends hanging around

3 - my dick stuff has been transported to a new account @ buck-wilde so if you wanna watch out for some filth then go drag up a seat over there, my nsfw and more mature submissions HERE will be deleted soon (i'll be informing commissioners n owners of the moved art when that happens)

4 - i'll be finalising my commission info and pricing update in the next week or so too , watch this space because when that happens ill finally be open for commissions A WHOLE YEAR LATE .................

i'll be making a journal when that finally happens

alrighty then !!!
love yall and thanks for sticking it out with my life delays !!!

HEY SO I AM ALIVE
a lot has happened and im be busy and a mess
me boyo is in the country now and weve been sorting out his junk for staying here like banks and national insurance blabslfjsk
its quietening down now finally and ive been working on like being an art person again
(btw he’s the capy @ sobreiros here cool thanks)

anyhoo im still uh really rusty with art since i went without a tablet for most of a year and had surgery , and ive been frantically trying to scrabble up some inspo and motivation ,, AIMING for next month for real this time and ive taken everyones very helpful input about prices on board
ive got a friendly commission from a good pal hanging in the BG to get me into the swing and ive been uh up to my neck in breath of the wild soaking up my Ye Olde hyperfocus but renewed

so basically

1. im trying to get my art back up to scratch for next month ish fingers crossed all goes well , ill be reposting and discounting remaining ychs and checking on folks who had their eyes on others
2. my commission prices will be hiked a little probably but im still dithering about posting it officially
3. ive been thinking about moving and reposting my nsfw content to a new account to keep it seperate , i know a lot of other folks do it and it might be helpful for me in terms of like profiles and portfolios lol i already have a username in mind
im just unsure of how inconvenient it’d be for you guys
of course if i do ill be noting all previous commissioners about the content location change it just might take a bit to have up and running properly

AND LASTLY

4. would anyone ,, like ,, be interested in any random cast off BOTW zelda race OC adopts i might make while im doodling ????
at this point probably lynels with maybe some rito and zora thrown in
theyre proving quite helpful for breaking out of my art lag so ??


a lot of concepts sorry for being a useless shitsack for the past year but here we are

i know i fidget with these every 3 seconds ksjdhfjdkjh

butttt MMM a few folks have said they need to be adjusted or something and i kind of ?? get it ??
i dont know i need honest opinions hfjdkjfd
i dont want to scare anyone away by putting them up but also ?? EH timeeee ???
and i think a lot of folks im about on par with charge more so ???

>> anyway they're here so gimme a word in <<

[rolls away]

OKAY THEN
SO
i now have a working tablet and im not SUCH a corpse anymore ,
im still like half way through surgery recovery but its all going on good ,
im about Half Way through my backlog ,
ive been having some real ass issues with insomnia lately its always been an issue but im like a fatigue zombie a lot of the time right now except im bored of that now and my stubborn streak is back with vengeance jfskjfskjdkd
so hopefully nearly a full year after i was meant to open commissions i finally WILL do that fbkhdkejfkd
god ive missed it real hard shit fuck damn dicks with bells on
wanna make some ART !!!!

i’ll be hopefully organising my queue after my bf gets here from portugal next week (!!!)

ive also just signed up for NaMoPaiMo to paint a model horse :o
should be interesting lol

hope yall are doin goood !!

just to keep yall in the loop, my tablet issues continued the new huion system had a massive fight with my laptop and it was all just a mess , but my mum bought me a new wacom intuos in the hopes itll take the OLD system back ;o; i just need to pay her back so watch this space for fundraisinng ~

BUT !!!
i literally had top surgery like 9 hours ago or something fkdnfkdjfjdkd
the recovery isnt awful but i will be a little slow for a bit , but i AM making my way back here and to my other sites soon

loves yalls !!!! 💙💙💙

okay so im NEARLY back here , nearly ,,

the hold up this time is a technical problem lol

ive known my current tablet has been on its way out for a while and tbh im not surprised its at least 3 years old which is a VERY long life for a creaky old bamboo pen & touch, so i was kinda panicking a bit about getting a new one for a while . BUT my mum bought a huion k58 aaaages ago and hasnt used it so HEY a tablet nice !! except then i couldnt find the driver , then windows wanted to update itself and all the systems and took a full day ,, then i found the driver online and my laptop freaked about installing it so that took ages too ,,, and then the pen doesnt have its recharging hub
so yano its all up together and i went to buy a replacement pen that ran on batteries , the amazon one was nearly £20 and i really cannot afford that right now but it didnt matter because this tablet i already have was still working so i bought a replacement from tmart for less than £7 but knowing it might take a month to get here
thats cool ,, except then when i next booted up my bamboo it crashed and now doesnt do pressure sensitivity at all lmfao - i uninstalled and messed with a few new things to see if that was the issue but nah its just done with it all - and the new pen has already shipped !!! so im stranded without a fully functioning tablet !!!! for 7 - 25 business days !!!!

so yeah, im resurrecting my queues here and on my other sites but it might take a little while to actually take off
unless youre interested in purely or partially traditional works which can be started lol
pTHHHBTHHH

fun house fun hoouuussseee


much loves lads thanks for the patience kdjskdjsk

quickly again Im Sorry I Be Quiet , im nearly out of the extremely rocky mental health patch and im planning on resurrecting my commissions queue at latest sometime early next month ~~

ANYWAY
one of the in-the-way bits is the patreon art packs which have been half hellfire and half art-holiday lol

SO THEN

https://picarto.tv/ofcowardiceandkings

join in for ; celtic knotwork, gay dragons, grubby swords, and mythical ponies
messy experiments and screaming beware lmao

https://picarto.tv/ofcowardiceandkings

HONK excuse the mess im not sure how long ill be on again BUT there be horsies here :3c

yeeeeee !!
there be ponies !!!

https://picarto.tv/ofcowardiceandkings

not sure how long i'll be around but it'll be long enough to listen to london grammar's new album at least once ffnkdjfek

JUST to keep you all in the loop

my commissions will probably be for the most part on lockdown for new slots until the other side of april
im pretty much entirely out of action for large chunks of next month, and fitting other bits in between the rest ,, yet again
im vending at whitby goth weekend which is pretty much all prepped for AND ive got my first proper comic-con style event
the weekend after that SO im prepping it all and drawing most of my merch like as we speak lmao
its gonna be a long fucking month in short nfdjfndkv
i may be cleaning up the last hangover commissions or taking a few smaller ones between to pay for some parts of some
merch production or whatever other bits that might come up between it all

here are my official april afk calendar dates ;

• 1st ; friends wedding
• 17th ; accompanying other friend to concert date
• 19th - 26th ; whitby goth weekend
• 28th - 29th ; birmingham comicfest


folks ive already spoken to are totally welcome to have slots right off the bat when im back to business as usual and of
course youre all welcome to be ask for a spot on the waiting lists or the odd starting slot going free as well !


thanksyou mine lovelies !!



~~~

.. a new character design on unique line art that would essentially come with a ready-to-go reference sheet ... ???

BASICALLY i have a bunch of stags i did for a warm up exercise ??
and as part of operation frantic-money-scraping i think theyd do good as adoptables if yalls are into deer mens , theyre in fairly crisp pencil line arts with a small amount of hatch shading for ~definition~

EDIT; theyd probably be similar to these bits here but without any extra shading and genrally a lil tidier n neat
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20944463/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21072973/

like im not sure i have enough folks here to warrant doing auctions yet so flat sales would be a better option for me so
and id probably have the option of fluff patch or custom sheath (or both in 2 versions) and maybe an add on deek reference if wanted ??

JUS WONDERING <.<

HELLO
WELL
EPIC DISASTERS UPON EPIC DISASTERS ...

hopefully the massive mess that was both of my parents in and out of hospital one after the other and redundancy and
gender identity clinics and therapists and a few very messy social networking related upheavals that would take a year to
explain (its messy thats the basic bit) im like , not dead though lol

anyway as said im gonna be trying to empty out my inbox properly and work through my backlog of notes

one THOUSAND apologies for this account being a mental illness detritus nest for so long


related note; im fucking skint and urgently so (in an "i need to scrape up £150 in a week" kind of way) so its likely a few
more ychs will be chucked out along with a bunch of adoptables ive weaseled out of some doodles + hyperfixations i did in
the interloooooooooooooood

allllso reminder on the characters i have for sale here !!!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22479636/

and two other ychs here !!!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22735562/



thank you all !! <3

ALRIGHT update session 2

said shenanigans are still ongoing, my dad is fine and he no longer needs vascular surgery because his body tried to kill
him and then did the surgery for him so thats something :V

my wifi connection has been nearly knocked out entirely for a whole month now so thats why ive been practically dead
here, it SHOULD be fixed tomorrow :I should ... s h ou l d

i'll DEFINITELY be able to check my messages then lmao


anyhoo im thinkn bout selling on a couple of characters and all the art with them; james and mia ,
theyre both on this sheet here
so im just testing the water on that front i guesssss ??

james is a chestnut slepnir style horse with a centaur form and normal horse anthro form too but youd be welcome to bin
some of those forms if they dont appeal
he isnt really anything special design-wise but he has a few art doodles and an unfinished reference-style sketch which i
could finish up if youd like

mia is a squirrel who works as a tree surgeon beacause thats funny
the only finished art of her is the tiny doodles one but theres an uncoloured page of 4 arts which could also be finished




SO YEAH fun and games things to come hah

WWWWWWWOW

sorry for being such a fucko everything continued going a bit sideways as soon as i was like "oh hopefully thats the shenanigans over with" as expected

mum was made redundant and is still sick but no more news on the operation front
dad had a mini stroke hes fine but its been a whole hooplah so thats fun

mMMMMMmmmm i'll be tryin to go through my messages when i can :'I

paypals T&C seem to have updated again so for them big commissions im probably gonna start using invoices (yuck)

meanwhile though im planning on doing a few more ych type thinnnng
a few sfw ones, and i'll be testing the waters for reference sheet ychs as well ~

thanks all for putting up with my lack of functioning aksjdksjdn

YEP finally trawled through my notes and got everything in order ~
my new shiny price list is all finished up so here we go

this is whats on offer;
◦ standard fare traditional art (with digital colour)
◦ standard fare digital art
◦ with backgrounds !
◦ sketches / sketch pages !
◦ icons ! (like the one i have now)
◦ chubs !
◦ realism & digital painting !
◦ character references !
and if theres something not here just ask !!

the basic overview infographic is >> HERE <<
the full google doc of prices and tos is >> HERE <<

im taking 5 slots per website now so hopefully less confusing over all ~

there'll be a cap on the amount of nsfw i'll do though so im not just drawin dicks lol
im not sure exactly where i'll draw the line but one or two per round is probably about right

jus chuck me a note with what youre afterrrr



also, im thinking about doing adoptables that come with full references ?????
i know a few other folks do it and honestly im such a hoe for making designs so ????????
ye we shall see ;3;





thanks lads :*

WELL summer events season is nearly over so im *nearly* back to business as usual
and not living in a field or running a stall anywhere or whatever other wacky messes seem to
happen to me lol

apologies for being a post-and-run mess as well i absolutely intend to get to replying to my
inbox as soon as ive got a few more pressing bits and pieces out of the way

im not sure exactly when commissions will be up for reopening but it'll defo be sometime in
the next month, probably sooner rather than later
this'll be happening along with my updated commission specs that are shiny and far more
current than my previous listings which were from like .. 2014 i think, lmao .. i'll probably
dredge up a few more extra examples from FA to go with it if i can since as always my main
art jam is as a fandom artist on tumblr and said main examples are fandom commissions
(although admittedly one of them is fawnlock, love that fluffy git)

anyhoo, since ive been saving junk off of tumblr as insurance in case yahoo goes decide to
pull the plug on it ive found a fair bit of art that could be considered *relevant* to FA in either
being a furry mess in fandoms or the better of random doodles ive found of characters id
forgotten id even made in the first place
this old art will just be bracketed as [ old bulk ] or something similar, some of it might
get some colour or cleaning as well to make it presentable aklsdslokdj

thanks all ~


~~~~~~~~~~~

welp my commission season is nearly back online but since among other things i gotta pay for like a new binder and clothes and vets visits for my fluffy baby etc AND im suddenly going camping at the end of the month instead of later on too ,, imma be posting some ychs very soon with the commission info updates (which ive needed to redo for years)

anyhoo !!
if theres anything yall would like to see in a ych pipe up :'D
they'll likely be flat rate ones since my last auctions didn't do so well and im always strapped for time lately, but i might do tiers instead !

thanks all :*

im frantically trying to scrape up enough cash to be able to afford to actually enjoy myself for once its the first proper holiday im going on with friends (although my parents are coming too, we're just travelling in separate cars lol)

and whatever is left will be going towards (maybe pride), patreon rewards and set-up for gloucester comic con :'D

essentially if you can shovel me all the info i can whip it up in a day or two


>>> heres the info !!! <<<


thanks all :3

good grief @ myself tbh finally

ANYWAY

here's a POSTER of the stuff i do because #fancy

but basically here's the good junk people like here:

[*] the style my nsfw ych's are thrown out in are £20 GBP each for two characters with no background / gradients and a bit of lighting
[*] show offs of your characters are £6 GBP each and buying 5 gets a freebie
[*] chubbu or animal crossing style cuties are £3 GBP each and again buying 5 gets a freebie
[*] ref sheets! these have just been added and start at £20 GBP for any two full views with add-ons like more views, details, clothing, etc at varying prices from there

im probably gonna have a few more ych and adopts thrown out very soon too so watch this space !!

thanks all !!

there will be another commission journal after ive relaunched for the new year BUT

i have TWO slots for discounted ref sheets because i have like 2 digital examples and theyre
Piss Poor so i need to pop out another couple before i can create a template offer to put out
there. the traditional line ones will be available too for the same price :3c

SLOT 1 - reserved for appleschloss
SLOT 2 - reserved for spiritsrain

here are a few examples of my own refs
#1 digital ref (demon) - #2 digital ref (pokesona)
my fursona (large sheet) - a 3 view ref - very simple one

i'm knocking 25% off the price of these, you can have as much as you like added in as well
nsfw or not (or two versions), and then i'll calculate the price with the discount
-- these prices are in GBP!

before discount prices
£20 for basic ref of two views, can be back/front, anthro/feral, form1/form2, whatever you like.
+ £10 for another full view
+ £5 for a detail view (like faces, genitals, a glowy bit, whatever!)
+ £5 for any chibis
+ £5 for up to 3 clothing dolls (£10 would purchase 6 views for example)
+ £3 for item views (like a specific collar, a backpack, etc)
+ £1 for added sketches (such as the ones on the pokesona ref)

you get to choose a simple background such as gradients, boxes, whatever & the colours
same goes for the poses as long as theyre not super complex, any character !!


thanks all !! keep an eye out for the full reboot post <3