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cgibby-- be forwarned that I'll try to make sure these are all my answers, lol
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
There needs to be a chemical connection. I'm not shallow but if I feel nothing, I feel nothing.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
It's worked for some people. Not for me. Hopefully I could tack on a "yet" there
3. Are you a virgin?
lol yep
4. Are you in a relationship?
lol nope
5. Are you in love?
not in a relationship so...
6. Are you single this year?
Umm yeah all year long
7. Can you commit to one person?
If they commit to me. I'm like a dog in a really small pen. As long as I'm the only one in the pen I'll still love you. If you cram other dogs in with me I'll tear your hand off.
8. Describe your crush
Uhh... I'll just use my most recent one I guess. She and i went to high school together and sort of went in the same field but different directions. rocker girl, into tattoos and working out. She was always cute to me and sort of still is but I kinda had to give up on her since she's coming out of a failed engagement.
9. Describe your perfect mate
Really, more than anything, someone that would be supportive to me right now. Hopefully she's intelligent. Mainly I need someone that reciprocates relationship-y love
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
My pants get shorter.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
lol ask me later if I find someone that would want to be with me that long
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
In the past it's pissed me off deeply
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Maybe not as fast as I should have...
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Not really. not sure actually... it might be stifled
15. Do you have any piercings?
I kinda want some. Nothing pervy though.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
I WANT ONE but idk of what.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
I prefer someone kissing my private-- me private. Privately. Dammit.
- seems to be missing questions here, but lets roll with it -
20. Do you shower every day?
I would prefer to shower twice but that's excessive.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Not really anyone I know, no
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
lolnope
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Lol try me. I'd love commitment to someone that shows me the same love and respect.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
I doubt it, but who knows
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Maybe if I get mentally stable...
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
well... in a different circumstance. We're only friends and I told her I was depressed.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
bahahahha no
I'd read it backwards anyway :B
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
I'm too good of a person to do that.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Nope honesty I havent
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Yes I have, several times.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Well I was cheated on so...
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
Does my left hand count as a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Does my right hand count as a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Never-ever
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Oh god yes and I'd about drop everything if I could get together with this girl.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Crush only. I am glad I listened to friend advice.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Eh sort of... tastes change. Appeals change. People change.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
As in they were "taken"? lol seem to be one of the biggest subliminal turn-ons I have :V
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
I've drawn for someone
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
With myself *eyebrows*
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
knowing me it wouldn't be very long. short attention span. Like to play with things. ADHD.
43. How long was your longest relationship?
hahahaha well god this would be embarrassing. Let's say under 1 month.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
2
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
no one
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
if we're counting masturbation then give me a bit-- I need to get my graphing calculator
47. How old are you?
21
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
"Well, I hope you guys stay happy together. you're too awesome to have someone treat you poorly"
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
the fact that she doesn't ask me for money right now :V (duh, still single)
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
I've never been in love so umm hey yeah I would answer the door, weird psychic futuregirl
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
I consider this a friendship thing and less about love bullcrap. I would do many things for a friend.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Yes, basically either I have nothing to offer them or they're already committed.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Me, for the lack of flirtings
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
I can't remember
55. Share a relationship story.
<Begins> talk learn like interest betrayal anger bitterness self-loathing <end of relationship>
56. State 8 facts about your body
1. Tall
2. MUSCLES
3. Blue Eyes
4. I smile when I'm happy a lot-- big clue for a potential love interest.
5. I'm witty/jokey
6. extremely double jointed
7. oddly long tongue
8. favorably proportioned in the genital area *cough*
57. Things you want to say to an ex
"bye/leave/get the fuck out of here"
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
1. Compassion
2. Intelligence
3. Humor
4. Artistic side
5. chemical appeal
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
lol not now. Maybe later.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
umm... 3 years or so
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
As in body part? their legs and their breasts, then their face. Being honest here. As far as their body collectively? Their presence, their posture, their welcoming smile and stance.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Play wrestling. Maybe in the sand. then a quick run off somewhere for some privacy and *whistles*
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
repeated action until someone squirts some body fluid from some acceptable body part.
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Carrying on multiple relationships when they treated me as if I was cheating on them and made me feel terrible while she's out making out with other guys and telling them that she loves them without so much as a fraction of that interest shown to me.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
I'd imagine kissing all over her body and some undressing of each other I guess or something. No sudden movement though,
66. What is your favorite roleplay?
that my left hand is nearly anything besides my left hand.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
\Perfect date? Life altering memory, sharing something brand new and exciting with someone else who is awestruck too. Something stupid and ridiculous like going out and catching grasshoppers or lightning bugs. My real dream? Meeting someone in an art function/drawing studio thing and then spending long time talking about what kind of art moves us, what we hate and what we don't care about.
I like the awkward stupid moments to. something like sharing an umbrella even though we have two
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Lesbian in a man's body.
69. What turns you off?
Cold hands. *shudder* also I'd imagine any kind of weird bondage shit. If we're talking in general, I'd say a lack of communication other than one word replies.
70. What turns you on?
Stockings. Flexibility.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
umm I guess it would be a threesome in a spa after getting out of a ht tub. With Two Brit women. with their hair pulled back and... *gouh* is it warm now?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
"So, do you want to maybe order some Chinese food after this then knock it out again afterwards?"
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
I kinda want to be spontaneously hugged some. I've never had that happen.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you notice?
Firm, long legs .Oh my god it's just murr and the walk and
oh yeah I like tummies too. I don't want skeleton and I don't want Jabba the Hutt but a tummy is so cute
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Hmm, as a friend I once had a booze cooler made for me as a surprise. So nice.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I frequently like to do little petty things. Drop in candy bars into people's bags with a note or general notes and texts. The nicest thing I think I've done before is to go with a girl on a date (who loves pets and wants to work with injured people) is to go to a fair stall supporting service dogs and win her a stuffed rabbit for donating to the puppy-handlers.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
To be honest, anything over 5 years apart is freaky. Ideally, within 3 years of age.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
Pineapple.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
I don't get jealous much anymore.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Uhhh... as a friend after they said it to me.
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Backstreet Boys.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
my penis.
83. Who was your first kiss with?
my penis
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
my peni-- I mean the fact she was cheating on me and I caught her and told her to fuck off
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
very, very, very unlikely
cgibby-- be forwarned that I'll try to make sure these are all my answers, lol1. Are looks important in a relationship?
There needs to be a chemical connection. I'm not shallow but if I feel nothing, I feel nothing.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
It's worked for some people. Not for me. Hopefully I could tack on a "yet" there
3. Are you a virgin?
lol yep
4. Are you in a relationship?
lol nope
5. Are you in love?
not in a relationship so...
6. Are you single this year?
Umm yeah all year long
7. Can you commit to one person?
If they commit to me. I'm like a dog in a really small pen. As long as I'm the only one in the pen I'll still love you. If you cram other dogs in with me I'll tear your hand off.
8. Describe your crush
Uhh... I'll just use my most recent one I guess. She and i went to high school together and sort of went in the same field but different directions. rocker girl, into tattoos and working out. She was always cute to me and sort of still is but I kinda had to give up on her since she's coming out of a failed engagement.
9. Describe your perfect mate
Really, more than anything, someone that would be supportive to me right now. Hopefully she's intelligent. Mainly I need someone that reciprocates relationship-y love
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
My pants get shorter.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
lol ask me later if I find someone that would want to be with me that long
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
In the past it's pissed me off deeply
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Maybe not as fast as I should have...
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Not really. not sure actually... it might be stifled
15. Do you have any piercings?
I kinda want some. Nothing pervy though.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
I WANT ONE but idk of what.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
I prefer someone kissing my private-- me private. Privately. Dammit.
- seems to be missing questions here, but lets roll with it -
20. Do you shower every day?
I would prefer to shower twice but that's excessive.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Not really anyone I know, no
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
lolnope
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Lol try me. I'd love commitment to someone that shows me the same love and respect.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
I doubt it, but who knows
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Maybe if I get mentally stable...
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
well... in a different circumstance. We're only friends and I told her I was depressed.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
bahahahha no
I'd read it backwards anyway :B
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
I'm too good of a person to do that.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Nope honesty I havent
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Yes I have, several times.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Well I was cheated on so...
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
Does my left hand count as a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Does my right hand count as a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Never-ever
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Oh god yes and I'd about drop everything if I could get together with this girl.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Crush only. I am glad I listened to friend advice.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Eh sort of... tastes change. Appeals change. People change.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
As in they were "taken"? lol seem to be one of the biggest subliminal turn-ons I have :V
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
I've drawn for someone
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
With myself *eyebrows*
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
knowing me it wouldn't be very long. short attention span. Like to play with things. ADHD.
43. How long was your longest relationship?
hahahaha well god this would be embarrassing. Let's say under 1 month.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
2
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
no one
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
if we're counting masturbation then give me a bit-- I need to get my graphing calculator
47. How old are you?
21
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
"Well, I hope you guys stay happy together. you're too awesome to have someone treat you poorly"
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
the fact that she doesn't ask me for money right now :V (duh, still single)
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
I've never been in love so umm hey yeah I would answer the door, weird psychic futuregirl
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
I consider this a friendship thing and less about love bullcrap. I would do many things for a friend.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Yes, basically either I have nothing to offer them or they're already committed.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Me, for the lack of flirtings
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
I can't remember
55. Share a relationship story.
<Begins> talk learn like interest betrayal anger bitterness self-loathing <end of relationship>
56. State 8 facts about your body
1. Tall
2. MUSCLES
3. Blue Eyes
4. I smile when I'm happy a lot-- big clue for a potential love interest.
5. I'm witty/jokey
6. extremely double jointed
7. oddly long tongue
8. favorably proportioned in the genital area *cough*
57. Things you want to say to an ex
"bye/leave/get the fuck out of here"
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
1. Compassion
2. Intelligence
3. Humor
4. Artistic side
5. chemical appeal
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
lol not now. Maybe later.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
umm... 3 years or so
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
As in body part? their legs and their breasts, then their face. Being honest here. As far as their body collectively? Their presence, their posture, their welcoming smile and stance.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Play wrestling. Maybe in the sand. then a quick run off somewhere for some privacy and *whistles*
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
repeated action until someone squirts some body fluid from some acceptable body part.
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Carrying on multiple relationships when they treated me as if I was cheating on them and made me feel terrible while she's out making out with other guys and telling them that she loves them without so much as a fraction of that interest shown to me.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
I'd imagine kissing all over her body and some undressing of each other I guess or something. No sudden movement though,
66. What is your favorite roleplay?
that my left hand is nearly anything besides my left hand.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
\Perfect date? Life altering memory, sharing something brand new and exciting with someone else who is awestruck too. Something stupid and ridiculous like going out and catching grasshoppers or lightning bugs. My real dream? Meeting someone in an art function/drawing studio thing and then spending long time talking about what kind of art moves us, what we hate and what we don't care about.
I like the awkward stupid moments to. something like sharing an umbrella even though we have two
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Lesbian in a man's body.
69. What turns you off?
Cold hands. *shudder* also I'd imagine any kind of weird bondage shit. If we're talking in general, I'd say a lack of communication other than one word replies.
70. What turns you on?
Stockings. Flexibility.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
umm I guess it would be a threesome in a spa after getting out of a ht tub. With Two Brit women. with their hair pulled back and... *gouh* is it warm now?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
"So, do you want to maybe order some Chinese food after this then knock it out again afterwards?"
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
I kinda want to be spontaneously hugged some. I've never had that happen.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you notice?
Firm, long legs .Oh my god it's just murr and the walk and
oh yeah I like tummies too. I don't want skeleton and I don't want Jabba the Hutt but a tummy is so cute
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Hmm, as a friend I once had a booze cooler made for me as a surprise. So nice.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I frequently like to do little petty things. Drop in candy bars into people's bags with a note or general notes and texts. The nicest thing I think I've done before is to go with a girl on a date (who loves pets and wants to work with injured people) is to go to a fair stall supporting service dogs and win her a stuffed rabbit for donating to the puppy-handlers.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
To be honest, anything over 5 years apart is freaky. Ideally, within 3 years of age.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
Pineapple.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
I don't get jealous much anymore.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Uhhh... as a friend after they said it to me.
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Backstreet Boys.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
my penis.
83. Who was your first kiss with?
my penis
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
my peni-- I mean the fact she was cheating on me and I caught her and told her to fuck off
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
very, very, very unlikely
Meme junk I guess-- I'm bored.
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Would you immediately look for someone right after you broke up with your bf/gf?
That's a big negative if I'm going to base this off my past 2 relationships
What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Full? a Michelob Ultra. Sips? some kind of shitty Merlot. Shot? Kracken Rum
Currently waiting on something/someone?
Waiting to take my NCLEX-RN and waiting to start job searching
Last time you painted your nails?
14 years (I WAS ASLEEP AND GIRLS PAINTED THEM OKAY?)
What was the last thing you watched on television?
FFFF I don't remember... Fraiser? Sometime last week.
Is your shirt yellow?
Gray, dumbass
How old will you be in 12 months?
22
What did you do last night?
Stayed in.
What woke you up this morning?
Telemarketer
Do you sleep naked?
I'm naked inside my clothes.
What should you be doing right now?
Pot. Lots and lots of pot.
On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you right now?
2
Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you are now?
I don't know why the hell I'd want to look forward to where I am now
Does the person you have feelings for, start with B, L, D, or M?
I don't have feelings for anyone.
Are you currently looking for a significant other?
Bahahaha as if that would matter-- not one out there.
Do you have make-up on?
Nope. Just undies. And a shirt.
Have you kissed anybody in the last four days?
Never kissed anyone so no.
Have you ever held hands with someone in a car?
Nope. I've only ever held hands with... one person I think?
The name of the last person you kissed, started with a J or an R, right?
Does not apply to someone like me :B
Are you taller than 5'7"?
6'3"
Would you rather be called, "Honey" or "Baby"?
uhhh whatever I guess. I wouldn't get pissed by that if I knew the person well enough.
The person you have the most feelings for, calls you right now. What do you do?
Umm I'm not sure. I can't think of anyone I have feelings for at all.
Why aren't you texting the last person you kissed?
Because they don't fucking exist, dumbass.
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Probably. I've smoked about thrice before and it was kinda enjoyable.
What do you say during awkward silences?
TITS OR G-T-F-O
Have you ever got a D or an F on your report card?
nope. Lowest grade ever was a C in college.
Your last kiss meant nothing to you, right?
I'd say so since IT NEVER HAS HAPPENED. God dammit stupid person that wrote this XD
Next time you will get butterflies?
Projectile vomiting will be my defense mechanism of choice. Or Tourettes. Maybe both.
What does the last text you received concern?
Uhhh... I was congratualted for getting my diploma yesterday.
Do you judge people, and then lie about it?
Yep.
If you became a doctor, would you help your patients kill themselves?
This is a shitty question. I beleive in a right to life/right to death but I don't believe in assisted suicide.
When will you next see the last person you texted?
Maybe never, maybe in a couple weeks. I dunno
Do you ever think people hate you for filling this out?
Over THIS? Nahh. Other stuff more likely :V
Honestly, when is the last time you have been to Texas?
I had a nightmare I was stabbed in the liver when I was staying in Texas, but nah I can't say I've ever been there :P
Name something funny that happened this week?
honestly I don't think I've laughed all week... :c
Would you change anything about yourself if you could?
I'd like to feel better. If possible, I'd like to feel happy again.
Do you get along with girls?
It depends. If they're friends, yes. If they're bitches, then no I don't bother with them. I don't like women that play power trips. I like ones that are compassionate and caring.
Do you put yourself before others?
Nope, can't say I do.
Do you like surprises?
Happy ones, haha
Who's the last person you had a deep meaningful conversation with?
ummm maybe at my college graduation
Honestly, would you rather be with your boyfriend right now?
Hell yes, we'd watch Broadway and sing showtunes and eat ice cream off each other'sspunk spoons
Do you wish someone would call you?
Only if it meant I'd get to see them soon face-to-face. I disdain phonecalls
Do you tell your best friend EVERYTHING?
umm, it sort of depends I guess. I keep a lot of stuff locked up.
If you're single, why?
lol as if you can't figure it out yourselves.
What were the last two movies you watched?
The Avengers and John Carter
Do you tend to fall for people easily?
I tend to get duped easily, lol (coming off of a recent pooped-on situation from a gal in case you can't put that together)
Do you walk out of the house without makeup?
OH HELL NAWW BITCH WURR MAH MAS-KARA?
What is high school like for you? Or how was it?
it was alright but people tended to not include me in the popular groups. Or any groups. Or I wasn't allowed to be in any groups because my parents were too strict.
Are you shy or do you speak your mind?
Believe it or not, I'm pretty shy.
Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
Shut and locked if possible. I'll also bar the door too if I had the ability.
Were you single last summer?
Yep. Imagine that.
Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
60 people or so. I've not sang in a long time. I used to love to sing but I think I'm probably horrible to listen to.
Would you rather text or call?
Text. but honestly I'd rather see people face to face.
Do you still talk to the person who broke your heart the worst?
Why should I? she didn't care about me at all enough to GO CHEAT ON ME WITH multiple guys and openly tell them she loved them on Facebook. What a winner.
What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
WHY DOESNT THIS PERSON STOP ASKING ABOUT THE FUCKING KISS THAT NEVER WAS
In the last 12 months can you say you truly cared about someone?
Umm I thought I did but I can't say for sure. My perceptions of reality are fucked up right now pretty royally.
Think of the last person you kissed, did that person ever unbutton your pants?
If I ever kissed myself, then yes.
Do you like to cuddle?
How would I know?
Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months?
Doubtful why anyone would want to pin themselves to me. So no. I'd do a favor and break it off for them because they don't need a cancerous "lover"
Are you excited for anything?
There's only one thing I'm excited about. Not going to talk about it.
Has someone ever made you a big promise and broke it?
I'd certainly say so. Many times.
Let's be honest, what does your last text say?
something like "well they finally got my diploma right"
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Hell no.
Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
I don't even know who I am myself.
What's something you really want right now, be honest?
not talking about it
Are you afraid of falling in love?
It's not fear, it's doubt and confusion why it would happen to someone like me
Anything happen to you in the past month that made you really mad?
Everything makes me angry.
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
I have three.
Do you drink water or soda more often?
Pop. I'll easily go for water if it's flavored, though.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Sleeping.
Are any of your friends virgins?
Two are.
Who are you dating?
tychotheitinerant
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Derping on the internet.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
n/a
Have you ever kissed "just a friend"?
n/a
Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
Yes.
How many piercings do you have?
none
Would you lie to the police if it would save your best friend's life?
Yes.
Do you have a tattoo?
No, but I'd like at least one someday.
I bet you miss somebody right now?
No.
Can you commit to one person?
...Aren't I already?
ratte wootWould you immediately look for someone right after you broke up with your bf/gf?
That's a big negative if I'm going to base this off my past 2 relationships
What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Full? a Michelob Ultra. Sips? some kind of shitty Merlot. Shot? Kracken Rum
Currently waiting on something/someone?
Waiting to take my NCLEX-RN and waiting to start job searching
Last time you painted your nails?
14 years (I WAS ASLEEP AND GIRLS PAINTED THEM OKAY?)
What was the last thing you watched on television?
FFFF I don't remember... Fraiser? Sometime last week.
Is your shirt yellow?
Gray, dumbass
How old will you be in 12 months?
22
What did you do last night?
Stayed in.
What woke you up this morning?
Telemarketer
Do you sleep naked?
I'm naked inside my clothes.
What should you be doing right now?
Pot. Lots and lots of pot.
On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you right now?
2
Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you are now?
I don't know why the hell I'd want to look forward to where I am now
Does the person you have feelings for, start with B, L, D, or M?
I don't have feelings for anyone.
Are you currently looking for a significant other?
Bahahaha as if that would matter-- not one out there.
Do you have make-up on?
Nope. Just undies. And a shirt.
Have you kissed anybody in the last four days?
Never kissed anyone so no.
Have you ever held hands with someone in a car?
Nope. I've only ever held hands with... one person I think?
The name of the last person you kissed, started with a J or an R, right?
Does not apply to someone like me :B
Are you taller than 5'7"?
6'3"
Would you rather be called, "Honey" or "Baby"?
uhhh whatever I guess. I wouldn't get pissed by that if I knew the person well enough.
The person you have the most feelings for, calls you right now. What do you do?
Umm I'm not sure. I can't think of anyone I have feelings for at all.
Why aren't you texting the last person you kissed?
Because they don't fucking exist, dumbass.
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Probably. I've smoked about thrice before and it was kinda enjoyable.
What do you say during awkward silences?
TITS OR G-T-F-O
Have you ever got a D or an F on your report card?
nope. Lowest grade ever was a C in college.
Your last kiss meant nothing to you, right?
I'd say so since IT NEVER HAS HAPPENED. God dammit stupid person that wrote this XD
Next time you will get butterflies?
Projectile vomiting will be my defense mechanism of choice. Or Tourettes. Maybe both.
What does the last text you received concern?
Uhhh... I was congratualted for getting my diploma yesterday.
Do you judge people, and then lie about it?
Yep.
If you became a doctor, would you help your patients kill themselves?
This is a shitty question. I beleive in a right to life/right to death but I don't believe in assisted suicide.
When will you next see the last person you texted?
Maybe never, maybe in a couple weeks. I dunno
Do you ever think people hate you for filling this out?
Over THIS? Nahh. Other stuff more likely :V
Honestly, when is the last time you have been to Texas?
I had a nightmare I was stabbed in the liver when I was staying in Texas, but nah I can't say I've ever been there :P
Name something funny that happened this week?
honestly I don't think I've laughed all week... :c
Would you change anything about yourself if you could?
I'd like to feel better. If possible, I'd like to feel happy again.
Do you get along with girls?
It depends. If they're friends, yes. If they're bitches, then no I don't bother with them. I don't like women that play power trips. I like ones that are compassionate and caring.
Do you put yourself before others?
Nope, can't say I do.
Do you like surprises?
Happy ones, haha
Who's the last person you had a deep meaningful conversation with?
ummm maybe at my college graduation
Honestly, would you rather be with your boyfriend right now?
Hell yes, we'd watch Broadway and sing showtunes and eat ice cream off each other's
Do you wish someone would call you?
Only if it meant I'd get to see them soon face-to-face. I disdain phonecalls
Do you tell your best friend EVERYTHING?
umm, it sort of depends I guess. I keep a lot of stuff locked up.
If you're single, why?
lol as if you can't figure it out yourselves.
What were the last two movies you watched?
The Avengers and John Carter
Do you tend to fall for people easily?
I tend to get duped easily, lol (coming off of a recent pooped-on situation from a gal in case you can't put that together)
Do you walk out of the house without makeup?
OH HELL NAWW BITCH WURR MAH MAS-KARA?
What is high school like for you? Or how was it?
it was alright but people tended to not include me in the popular groups. Or any groups. Or I wasn't allowed to be in any groups because my parents were too strict.
Are you shy or do you speak your mind?
Believe it or not, I'm pretty shy.
Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
Shut and locked if possible. I'll also bar the door too if I had the ability.
Were you single last summer?
Yep. Imagine that.
Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
60 people or so. I've not sang in a long time. I used to love to sing but I think I'm probably horrible to listen to.
Would you rather text or call?
Text. but honestly I'd rather see people face to face.
Do you still talk to the person who broke your heart the worst?
Why should I? she didn't care about me at all enough to GO CHEAT ON ME WITH multiple guys and openly tell them she loved them on Facebook. What a winner.
What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
WHY DOESNT THIS PERSON STOP ASKING ABOUT THE FUCKING KISS THAT NEVER WAS
In the last 12 months can you say you truly cared about someone?
Umm I thought I did but I can't say for sure. My perceptions of reality are fucked up right now pretty royally.
Think of the last person you kissed, did that person ever unbutton your pants?
If I ever kissed myself, then yes.
Do you like to cuddle?
How would I know?
Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months?
Doubtful why anyone would want to pin themselves to me. So no. I'd do a favor and break it off for them because they don't need a cancerous "lover"
Are you excited for anything?
There's only one thing I'm excited about. Not going to talk about it.
Has someone ever made you a big promise and broke it?
I'd certainly say so. Many times.
Let's be honest, what does your last text say?
something like "well they finally got my diploma right"
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Hell no.
Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
I don't even know who I am myself.
What's something you really want right now, be honest?
not talking about it
Are you afraid of falling in love?
It's not fear, it's doubt and confusion why it would happen to someone like me
Anything happen to you in the past month that made you really mad?
Everything makes me angry.
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
I have three.
Do you drink water or soda more often?
Pop. I'll easily go for water if it's flavored, though.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Sleeping.
Are any of your friends virgins?
Two are.
Who are you dating?
tychotheitinerant
What were you doing at midnight last night?
Derping on the internet.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
n/a
Have you ever kissed "just a friend"?
n/a
Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
Yes.
How many piercings do you have?
none
Would you lie to the police if it would save your best friend's life?
Yes.
Do you have a tattoo?
No, but I'd like at least one someday.
I bet you miss somebody right now?
No.
Can you commit to one person?
...Aren't I already?
Need to do some thinking
Posted 13 years agoWorried this person is manipulating others and is being too egocentric. Wiped egocentric material from page. Unsure of what to do with this page now. This person would appreciate advice now on where to go from here.
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