So I'm asleep, right?
Right.
I wake up, and it's really bright and windy outside.
That's not the important part.
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l.....ake/123135.jpg
That's the important part.
Why the fuck are there 13 scratch marks across the middle of my left arm?
Thirteen. Thirteen fucking scratches.
Bad scratches, too, like... I can't bend my arm without them hurting really bad, and I don't get hurt easily.
I also don't scratch myself.
What the fuckshits.
Did I piss something off?
EDIT: Jesus, they're getting darker and more painful by the minute.
EDIT2: inb4 emo, cutter, etc.

Your Guy Side

[x] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.

Total = 10

Your Girl Side

[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Total=3

Well hot damn, I guess stereotypes are just fucking retarded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb9aaGthWt8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb9aaGthWt8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb9aaGthWt8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb9aaGthWt8
WATCH HIM PLAY AN ACOUSTIC LIKE A HARP

I'm going to start adding links to artists I watch who don't get enough pageviews.

 jpa2blue
 kisu-chu (Spanish-dominant, cute anime art)
 pumapao (Fuck yes)
 pulsate (BEST AT OPENING DOORS)
 dawnvsdusk (Not a whole lot up yet, like, one drawing)
 kitty-sama (Cute, anime style, mostly ferals and chibis)
 matelk (Great sketches)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lhkN9qrjDo

NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNMcoD4KDMo
Thanks to Sift for the link

You like roleplaying?
YOU BET YOUR ASS YOU DO
FUCK YEAH, CHECK THIS OUT
dualreality.4.forumer.com
AW YEAH
SEE THAT SHIT?
THAT'S A FUCKING RP SITE RIGHT THERE
HEAD TO THAT SHIT AND MAKE IT MORE POPULAR
ROCK ON
BEND METAL
HUUUUURGH

Me? You're the one who lied to her. A little (pfft) helpless, defenseless girl who thinks she's a panda and you lied to her. How could you?

Nothing much, you?

Balls?
BALLS YOU SAY?
BALLS OF STEEL

Fuck?
FUCK YOU SAY?
BALLS OF STEEL

Seriously though, stop causing so much trouble on my page, or I will troubleticket you. I have not done anything to you to warrant such behavior, and pissing me off will get you nowhere fast.

I'm going to be uploading my friend Stephen's drawings.
That means that they are not mine, so don't give me shit.
Among these drawings will be sketches of my persona, Drake, and Stephen's persona, Alana.
He draws basically anything I ask him to, so anybody with any requests go ahead and ask.
I'll put in a good word for you.

http://www.remar.se/daniel/iji.php
DO IT
IT TAKES A DOWNLOAD
BUT DO IT
FUCK

Would You...
[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Have Hard Core Sex With Me?
[] Slap Me If I Asked You To?
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?

Do You...
[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?

Am I...
[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?

Have You Ever...
[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About Fucking Me?

Are You...
[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend
[] A Freak-A-Leak

Why?

MOTHERFUCK I AM SO FUCKING STUCK ON 2-5
http://www.playauditorium.com/
DO IT
Edit: Wait no I'm not, just beat it.
<3

 sebafox
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Cute, anime style, and fucking adorable bunnies.
It's like sex.
BUT NOT.

But I can't help it.
I can't quit playing Team Fortress 2
It won't stop
I don't even do the voices of the classes anymore over the mic.
I just picked Heavy, used my fists, and started yelling in a loud British voice about how it was time to bring the fight to them and not to us.
wat

Should I?
Should I really?
I mean, is Kingdom Hearts something you can even write about anymore?
Or is the market for fanfics so flooded with SoraxRiku shit that a legitimate writer couldn't post a real story without people clamoring for the yaoi/shota chapters?
I really, reeeeally want to put a real, REAL KH fanfic out there.
I do.
Limitless potential, even if you leave Sora and the gang out of it.
Forever.

I do love me some Kingdom Hearts.





Oh yeah, and when would it take place?

Bullshit.
BULLSHIT.
It's Merry Christmas.





Bitch.

Whenever I click this, I picture two furries lying on a big, pink bed having soft, romantic sex.
Just as they start getting reeeeally into it, a plane flies overhead and lets loose a torrent of horrible death bombs.
Gives a new meaning to the word "Payload."

(Warning: This journal entry and everything included in it is 100% serious)

No joke.
Anybody who thinks I'm ever serious about anything, for any reason, other than having a disclaimer about it needs to burn alive.
I fucking hate those guys.
Also Joykill, fuck that, Brad Pitt was AMAZING in Twelve Monkeys.



Just saying.

See it.

Been told people are literally trying to send TheHitList viruses.
You can't.
Sorry.
Randomly generated IP addresses, using like four different computers, one which includes  sift (And nobody wants him off of FA, do they?)
Sorry guys, I'm too fucking smooth for all of you.
I made this account because I'm done with everybody I don't like here. From now on, I won't be trolling or flaming people, nor will I even share opinions with people, since everybody on FA save one or two is a whiny bitch who troubletickets me in a heartbeat.
Oh yeah, and to the mods: Can't touch this.

No more.
No seriously, my laptop literally broke down.
For no reason.
Like... what?
But yeah, I'm using Sift's laptop, probably won't be able to talk to you guys, blah blah blah.
See you soon, I hope...