I was just struck by brilliance. While finalizing the design for the dual-sexed mouse girl I mentioned, I realized I haven't really done anything with Mariah yet. Since this new mouse girl turned out witchy, I'm going to have her be Bella's apprentice/assistant/lover (which works better for me anyway, as fox x mouse is my favorite pairing). I'm pairing Kate up with Mariah, instead. EXTREME KITTY ON SHEEPY CUDDLING ACTION!

None of this is set in stone yet (and won't be until I get around to drafting character profiles), but I think this is the direction I'll take things.

After two journals, a single 'no' comment on each, and some thought, I have decided against making a Patreon. I don't DO anything, it'd basically just be a tip jar for people who like the sort of stuff I commission. Which I know won't work, because I had a paypal tip jar going for a while and nobody cared. Which is cool, I'm not some kind of dick who's going to go on a big, off-putting rant over not receiving free money to do stuff I was going to do anyway.

I am also closing commissions indefinitely. Leaving the ** ****** **** fandom killed something inside me, and my creative output (both visual and literary) has been reduced to a crawl. I won't be opening for commisisons again until I'm confident I can make a reasonable turnaround. Which may never happen.

Instead, a new idea: ebooks. To help finance future commissions, I may begin self-publishing erotic ebooks. They'd be, at most, $1 apiece, and I might even include illustrations (most likely from  mosa). If I do this, I won't be using any of my core characters. Stories and images involving them will still be freely available to my followers. My premium stories would have a separate setting and a separate cast, if there is any continuity. I'm still mulling over how to actually make money on ebooks (because if I sell at least one, it will be publicly available for free online shortly after), and whether or not to forego pornopgraphic illustrations so I can sell on the kindle store and potentially reach a wider audience. Might not even get around to writing a premium story. I have to wonder though, how many of you would buy an ebook from me if I made some available?

In other news, I've mulled over some comments on my previous journal (particularly those made by  vincon), and I've reached a conclusion. The answer to my question is that Kate is homosexual, dicks or no dicks. Furthermore, the question shouldn't have been asked in the first place, as it was asked from ignorance. Not only the way I asked, but the question itself assumes that it isn't normal for women to have penises (the implication being that non-op transwomen can't be normal), or that women with penises are somehow fundamentally different than women without penises (again, with the same unfortunate implication). I apologize to any followers who were bothered by my ignorance.

Additionally, it would be a dumb question anyway even if it weren't transignorant. I already use parenthesis to mention a preference whenever I identify a character as pansexual in a bio or info sheet. Literally all I'd have to do to declare Kate's love for ladycock is list her sexual orientation as "Lesbian (Prefers Dicks)", or something to that effect. She's not a special kind of lesbian for liking weiners, because the women she loves are women.

The very next thing I commission needs to be an illustration for Discoveries, because that's almost finished, but after that I'm definitely getting some Kate art done. Still working out a design for her mousegirlfriend, but she's definitely going to be a mouse with a big dick (because I am predictable as hell).

First things first,  spacekitten needs money. She's currently offering emergency commissions, and is also doing an auction to star in a picture with her dual-sexed horse character. Said auction ends tomorrow and currently has no bids. SpaceKitten is the artist behind these pictures:
Alluring Fluffmonster
Fracture Girlfucked
2 Dogs, 1 Dick
NO RULES!!!
Milking the Fox
Couple's Shower
and
Sibling Frottage

Now, some of you are probably wondering what any of that has to do with lesbians who like the penis. The answer is nothing. I meant to make a journal pimping SpaceKitten's auction the other day and forgot about it. I also intended to post a journal about one of my older characters, Kate. As I'm only just now posting, I decided to post both journals at once!

I'm gradually resurrecting my old furry characters from 6 frigging years ago, and while keeping most of their established canon intact I am slightly tweaking personalities and backstories. I announced long ago that Kate is exclusively lesbian. I don't intend to change that. However, while brainstorming a new character to be Kate's partner, I decided pairing her with a dual-sexed mouse girl would make a cute and sexy couple. I followed this strand a bit further and decided that while Kate only likes ladies, she does have a (non-exclusive) preference for women with penises (it's like a built-in strap-on!) Totally 100% into girls, but still enjoys sucking fat juicy cocks.

I haven't started on an updated set of bios for my furry characters yet, but this new direction for Kate has me wondering if there's a term for her orientation? There seems to be a word for every variation of sexual orientation, but is this enough of a distinction to need a term? It's really not a big deal, and tumblr is honestly probably a better place to ask, but if there is a word for Kate's orientation, it will be displayed in her bio. Otherwise, I'm just going to default to calling her a dick loving lesbian. Now everyone imagine her purring while she nurses a throbbing mouse cock.

...

I think it's time for me to have some Kate art done.

I know I've made a journal like this before, but I seem to have removed it and I can't remember anything that was said in the comments. So now I post it again, when it is actually relevant!

Back when I established my roster of characters, I decided to age them realistically. Being a broke ass retail scrub means I can't afford to get art nearly often enough to really do anything with that decision. That's why I started attaching a date to almost every picture and story involving one of my "living" characters, so that I could do several pictures of any given character in their "current" state, but still allow them to age (because hey, that took place in 2009, even though I posted it in 2011!). My primary motivation was allowing Mary to stay tiny and cute forever without being effectively immortal, or to return to being tiny and cute if I decide to get art of her grown up. Which turned out to be a stupid-ass basis for a decision, because I only ever had her drawn once

Anyhow, this suddenly became relevant again because I'm nearly finished with a short story involving Adrien, set when he was 15. Since he's old enough to drink now, I'd have to post that all-new story with a 2009 date stamp. Should I keep setting my new content 6 years in the past and pretend there isn't a massive gap in meaningful uploads, or should I adjust the timeline? The latter option would involve posting new dates on old uploads and just sort of moving everything into the present (so that Mary can be tiny and cute right now, instead of 6 years ago, in that one and only picture in which I had her drawn).

I already plan on tweaking personalities (and perhaps appearances), so there will be some degree of retroactive continuity whether or not I adjust the timeline (for example, Beth gets off on butt stuff now, she just doesn't like stretching). Basically, if I have one of my legacy characters drawn in the same general state of being in which they were drawn before, would you as my watchers prefer the date stamp to read 2009 or 2015? Which would make more sense?

I didn't receive any feedback last time I talked about this, so another post!

I've given this some more thought and I have a pretty solid idea now. If I were to start a Patreon account, I could hold a monthly vote on which of my characters is used, or in which situation, and higher pledges would get more votes. This would just be a thing to help me afford commissions, though. Does that seen like an okay idea or should I as a commissioner not have a Patreon?

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16457888/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16457888/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16457888/

I'm collaborating with  spacekitten on a YCH auction! She's going to do the line art, and I'm going to do the coloring. The auction is open until May 6th!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16457888/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16457888/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16457888/

 Inkohaulyc-1 is doing a YCH, and 3 slots are still open! Each slot is $20 flat. Fracture is checking out the lady in slot 4, and she could be your character!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16386479/

After reading some other reviews, I was worried FA was going to turn into SoFurry. That is, a broken mess that prioritizes looking good over usability. I returned to SF for a while during the peak of my drawing, but recently left again due to irreconcilable differences with the way SF handles text submissions (which is to say, it fucking doesn't). If FA were to start handling text in the same way as SF, that would absolutely be a dealbreaker for me.

But it doesn't look like it's going to, at least not yet, and that's fantastic. I didn't see a horizontal scroll bar the entire time I was using the beta, which is another problem I have with SF, but the FA beta at least resized and centered every picture I tested. I think it's dumb that "full size with scolling" is becoming a thing of the past, but at least I can see the whole fucking picture on FA (SF likes to give you the full size image, but disable scrolling so that the right half is cut off).

So, to reiterate, FA managed to make a modernized layout without pulling an SF and disabling half the site's features in the process. Good job, Fender.

I was going to let someone else design yellow dog, but I didn't hear from that person for several weeks. So, I took it upon myself to design the final sibling in Fracture's family. I came up with a character, and then was too lazy to add her to the list for several weeks. So I now present the new and improved list of profiles for my obnoxious dog OCs!

I also added hex codes for each dog's coat and eye color. Yay, consistency!

Edit: Chose a lighter color for Nightmare's coat.

What they have in common:
*Conceived when a particularly horny rainbow shagged an otherwise ordinary husky.

*Lack an ordinary digestive system. These sparkledogs break down substances into pure energy. Energy produced is based on mass. No specific nutrients are required to keep a sparkledog alive, and no waste materials are produced. One pound of skittles has the exact same nutritional value of one pound of meat, or dirt, or whatever. Sparkledogs don't get fat; unused food is stored in their stomachs and then broken down when needed. To compensate for the lack of an intestinal tract, sparkledogs have a really huge stomach and can store a surprising amount of food. Sparkledogs are also able to safely digest anything that wouldn't be physically dangerous for them to swallow. As long as something doesn't pierce or dissolve their stomach lining, it's as much food as any other food (mmm, aquarium gravel).

*The stomach is a dead end (see above). As such, the anus is just a pleasure-hole, and the rectum doesn't connect to the stomach.

*Further expanding on the above; alcohol and drugs ingested orally or anally have no effect. Sparkledogs can eat a huge mound of cocaine and not get even a little buzz, it's just broken down as though it were food. Some smoked/snorted/injected drugs and medications work, and some don't, I haven't really put a whole lot of thought into this aspect specifically. To compensate, sparkledogs are immune to most illnesses and rarely get sick.

*Human-like hair, naturally black in color (from their mother). Each dog also has a primary fur color corresponding to one part of the rainbow (from their father). Each dog's eye color is on the opposite end of the spectrum from their primary fur color (e.g. Fracture's coat is pink {representing the red end of the spectrum} and her eyes are violet).

*Ability to speak human languages.

*Ability to interact with objects they shouldn't be able to physically manipulate due to their lack of fingers. Typing on a keyboard, for example.

*Outer flesh (nose, paw pads, vulva, scrotum, etc.) is white and glows in the dark (a greenish color, like those plastic/rubber toys that used to be super popular). Inner flesh (tongue, inside of mouth, inside of ear, nipples, penis, anus, inside of vagina, all internal organs, under the skin, etc.) is blue (#7FCEEF). They have dark blue (#0000cd) blood, and blush blue.

*Can only breed with rainbows, or animals carrying rainbow DNA (such as another sparkledog).

Red
Name: Fracture
Sex: Female
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual, preference shifts with mood
Nicknames: Fracky, Pinkbitch
Coat: Pink (#FBA1C3)
Eyes: Purple (#8F41C6)
Hair: Black, with a purple accent streak
Preferred Clothing: Hoodie and Socks
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Music Genres: Rock, Metal, Electronic
Favorite Bands: Panic! at the Disco, Coheed and Cambria, Capital Cities, Mystery Skulls, The Darkness, Madeon
Favorite Food: Skittles
Favorite Fetishes: Anal Sex, Fingering
Personal Weapons: PMM, Switchblade

Fracture is very playful and flirtatious. She's a silly, goofy, horny fluffmonster (much like a real husky). She's also super affectionate. She is my imaginary girlfriend, but we have an open relationship, so you will occasionally see art of her or me fucking other people. She hates wearing pants, shorts, skirts, or panties, and insists on always going bottomless. Not out of comfort, but just because she likes to show off her butt. She only makes exceptions for swimsuits.

Orange
Name: Synergy
Sex: Male
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Coat: Orange (#ff9933)
Eyes: Indigo (#6762de)
Hair: Black
Preferred Clothing: Sunglasses, Tie, Wrist Wraps
Favorite Color: White
Favorite Food: Steak
Favorite Fetishes: Tying, "Fisting"
Personal Weapons: Taser

Synergy is a skilled pugilist, despite the fact that he is a dog. Don't question it. He runs around on all fours like an ordinary husky, but stands on two legs when boxing. The ties he wears are perforated, and will tear away if someone grabs one. I put fisting in quotes up there because I honestly have no idea what to call it when a dog shoves his paw inside someone's pussy. He likes doing that, and will lick your clit while he does it. He also loves getting his knot stuck in any ladies who want to take it, and he'll keep in in there for the full thirty minutes if you let him.

Yellow
Name: Wallet
Sex: Male
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Coat: Yellow (#FFFF66)
Eyes: Blue (#4F86F7)
Hair: Black
Preferred Clothing: Tank Top and Skirt
Favorite Color: Chartreuse
Favorite Music Genres: Funk
Favorite Bands: Curtis Mayfield, Earth Wind and Fire, Parliament
Favorite Food: Biscotti
Favorite Fetishes: Double Anal
Personal Weapons: CZ 2075 RAMI

Easy-going and mellow, but by no means a pushover. Wallet is very empathetic and always aware of how her actions affect others, but won't allow herself to be taken advantage of. She's slow to open up to new people, but fiercely loyal to the friends she has. Wallet likes to practice archery in her spare time, but carries a small pistol for personal defense. Her favorite sex act is taking two dicks in her ass at the same time. Due to her physiology, the estrogen supplements she takes haven't (and won't) reduced the size of her penis or testicles.

Green
Name: Lizard
Sex: Female
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual, male preference
Nicknames: Liz, Lizzy (only Fracture is allowed to call her Lizzy)
Coat: Green (#33FF33)
Eyes: Green (#228b22)
Hair: Bleach Blonde
Preferred Clothing: Denim Vest
Favorite Color: Gray
Favorite Music Genres: Metal
Favorite Bands: Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Rainbow, Angel Witch, Coheed and Cambria, Killswitch Engage, Five Finger Death Punch, Iron Maiden
Favorite Food: Whisky
Favorite Fetishes: Uniforms, Fisting
Personal Weapons: Smith & Wesson M29, Ithaca 37, Switchblade

Lizard is the first sibling I thought up for Fracture. And my very first thought for this very first sibling is that her strongest turn-ons are cop uniforms and getting fisted. To facilitate these interests, she intentionally acts suspicious when pulled over or at checkpoints in order to provoke a cavity search. Since Lizard can't get drunk, she's easily able to conquer any drinking contest. She likes to hang out in bars, and can generally get someone to cover her tab with a bet. She enjoys the taste of straight whisky, and alcohol is her primary form of nourishment. She's become so used to the liquid diet that solid foods make her uncomfortable, and she will rarely ingest anything more solid than a milkshake. Also, she drives a fucking motorcycle.

Blue
Name: Halberd
Sex: Female
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Homosexual
Nicknames: Halley
Coat: Blue (#7ec0ee)
Eyes: Yellow (#ffff01)
Hair: Black with blue highlights
Preferred Clothing: Dress and Jacket
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Music Genres: Pop, Electronic
Favorite Bands: Ellie Goulding, Yelle, M83
Favorite Food: PUSSY! Also Cantaloupe
Favorite Fetishes: Cunnilingus, Spandex
Personal Weapons: Rapier, Stiletto

Halberd is very graceful and well-balanced. She prefers to walk on two legs instead of four, which makes her a very strange dog. She's also an avid dancer, and practices at a public dance studio (which is where she typically meets women). She has a thing for spandex, and likes to eat pussy through a leotard. Halberd fences as well, and is quite a swords...dog. Her preferred fencing weapon is the foil, but she practices solo with a rapier for self-defense. She is also proficient in knife fighting, and owns a large stiletto as well. She carries one or the other depending on her outfit and where she's going, and only uses one or the other at any given time (she doesn't dual-wield). She has many swords in her collection, but the rapier and stiletto are the only ones she has any intention of actually using (if forced to do so). Both have highly decorated scabbards, which she wears like jewelry. The rapier is custom-made for her usage, and is much smaller than a typical rapier. She incorporates dance moves into her fighting style, making her very fluid and unpredictable in a scrap.

Indigo
Name: Nightmare
Sex: Male
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual, strong male preference
Coat: Indigo (#070657)
Eyes: Orange (#FF7619)
Hair: Black
Preferred Clothing: Fishnet Stockings, Hoodie, Skirt
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Music Genres: Alternative Rock
Favorite Bands: My Chemical Romance, Fallout Boy, Panic! at the Disco
Favorite Food: DICK! Also Chocolate
Favorite Fetishes: Anal Sex, Large Insertions, Demons, Dildos
Personal Weapons: Beretta 92FS, Dagger

Effeminate crossdressing satanist gothdog! I haven't put a whole lot of thought into his personality just yet, but he definitely likes feminine clothes. Also has a major crush on the devil, and fantasizes about demonic monsters while shoving huge dildos up his ass. While open to the idea of humping a woman, he prefers getting fucked by guys.

Violet
Name: Drip
Sex: Female
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual, no preference
Coat: Purple (#A846E1)
Eyes: Pink (#F34EEA)
Hair: Black
Preferred Clothing: Hoodie
Favorite Color: Gray
Favorite Food: Anything she doesn't have to cook.
Favorite Fetishes: Public Sex
Personal Weapons: Beretta 950BS
Created by  myoru

Drip is, in the words of her creator, the laziest dog ever. She rarely bathes, never washes her hoodie, doesn't cook or clean, and so forth. Her hair is matted and dirty, and her one hoodie is worn and full of holes because she's too lazy to buy a new one. She also neglects to clean or oil her gun, and it has begun to corrode. She never went through the trouble of getting a CCW, and carries her pistol illegally in her hoodie pocket. She loves getting fucked in public places, and will lazily seduce people in the subway or the park. She doesn't even bother to unwrap her food before eating it, and frequently ingests candy bar or snack cake wrappers (which, due to her digestive system, provide sustenance). Nor will she go through the trouble of microwaving frozen food, instead just gnawing on frozen burritos as though they were bones.

Fracture and Lizard
Fracture and Lizard are very close, and share a stronger bond with each other than any of the other siblings (in a non-incestuous way). Even though Lizard is generally serious in nature, she enjoys Fracture's silly attitude. They have matching switchblades, each of which have the letters "TSBFF" (Twin Sister Best Friend Forever) engraved into the blade. Lizard is also fiercely protective of Fracture, and won't tolerate anyone picking on her. Fracture admires Lizard's badass nature, and at one point tried to emulate her, but was too much of a goofball at heart to pull it off.

Shortly after I finalized Fracture's design, I had an idea for a sister for her. I toyed around with that character concept, unsure of whether or not I wanted to actually establish her as a character. A couple of times I toyed around with the idea of giving Fracture six siblings; one for every color of the rainbow (Fracture representing red, because pink is light red). Silly, but kind of pointless and impractical. I had thoughts for other character concepts, but never really put a lot of intentional thought into any of them.

It wasn't until  myoru asked to make a sister for Fracture that I decided to really go through with this. So yes, there are now six sparkledogs in my roster, with a seventh made up by my close friend. This could have been easily avoided had anyone volunteered a sparkledog for me to hump back before I made up Fracture.

What they have in common:
*Conceived when a particularly horny rainbow shagged an otherwise ordinary husky.

*Lack an ordinary digestive system. These sparkledogs break down substances into pure energy. Energy produced is based on mass. No specific nutrients are required to keep a sparkledog alive, and no waste materials are produced. One pound of skittles has the exact same nutritional value of one pound of meat, or dirt, or whatever. Sparkledogs don't get fat; unused food is stored in their stomachs and then broken down when needed. To compensate for the lack of an intestinal tract, sparkledogs have a really huge stomach and can store a surprising amount of food. Sparkledogs are also able to safely digest anything that wouldn't be physically dangerous for them to swallow. As long as something doesn't pierce or dissolve their stomach lining, it's as much food as any other food (mmm, aquarium gravel).

*The stomach is a dead end (see above). As such, the anus is just a pleasure-hole, and the rectum doesn't connect to the stomach.

*Further expanding on the above; alcohol and drugs ingested orally or anally have no effect. Sparkledogs can eat a huge mound of cocaine and not get even a little buzz, it's just broken down as though it were food. Some smoked/snorted/injected drugs and medications work, and some don't, I haven't really put a whole lot of thought into this aspect specifically. To compensate, sparkledogs are immune to most illnesses and rarely get sick.

*Human-like hair, naturally black in color (from their mother). Each dog also has a primary fur color corresponding to one part of the rainbow (from their father). Each dog's eye color is on the opposite end of the spectrum from their primary fur color (e.g. Fracture's coat is pink {representing the red end of the spectrum} and her eyes are violet).

*Ability to speak human languages.

*Ability to interact with objects they shouldn't be able to physically manipulate due to their lack of fingers. Typing on a keyboard, for example.

*Outer flesh (nose, paw pads, vulva, scrotum, etc.) is white and glows in the dark (a greenish color, like those plastic/rubber toys that used to be super popular). Inner flesh (tongue, inside of mouth, inside of ear, nipples, penis, anus, inside of vagina, all internal organs, under the skin, etc.) is blue. They have dark blue blood, and blush blue.

*Can only breed with rainbows, or animals carrying rainbow DNA (such as another sparkledog).

Red
Name: Fracture
Sex: Female
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual, preference shifts with mood
Nicknames: Fracky, Pinkbitch
Coat: Pink
Eyes: Purple
Hair: Black, with a purple accent streak
Preferred Clothing: Hoodie and Socks
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Music Genres: Rock, Metal, Electronic
Favorite Bands: Panic! at the Disco, Coheed and Cambria, Capital Cities, Mystery Skulls, The Darkness, Madeon
Favorite Food: Skittles
Favorite Fetishes: Anal Sex, Fingering
Personal Weapons: PMM, Switchblade

Fracture is very playful and flirtatious. She's a silly, goofy, horny fluffmonster (much like a real husky). She's also super affectionate. She is my imaginary girlfriend, but we have an open relationship, so you will occasionally see art of her or me fucking other people. She hates wearing pants, shorts, skirts, or panties, and insists on always going bottomless. Not out of comfort, but just because she likes to show off her butt. She only makes exceptions for swimsuits.

Orange
Name: Synergy
Sex: Male
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Coat: Apricot Orange
Eyes: Sodalite Blue
Hair: Black
Preferred Clothing: Sunglasses, Tie, Wrist Wraps
Favorite Color: White
Favorite Food: Steak
Favorite Fetishes: Tying, "Fisting"
Personal Weapons: Taser

Synergy is a skilled pugilist, despite the fact that he is a dog. Don't question it. He runs around on all fours like an ordinary husky, but stands on two legs when boxing. The ties he wears are perforated, and will tear away if someone grabs one. I put fisting in quotes up there because I honestly have no idea what to call it when a dog shoves his paw inside someone's pussy. He likes doing that, and will lick your clit while he does it. He also loves getting his knot stuck in any ladies who want to take it, and he'll keep in in there for the full thirty minutes if you let him.

Yellow
Coming Soon

Green
Name: Lizard
Sex: Female
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual, male preference
Nicknames: Liz, Lizzy (only Fracture is allowed to call her Lizzy)
Coat: Harlequin
Eyes: Forest Green
Hair: Bleach Blonde
Preferred Clothing: Denim Vest
Favorite Color: Gray
Favorite Music Genres: Metal
Favorite Bands: Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Rainbow, Angel Witch, Coheed and Cambria, Killswitch Engage, Five Finger Death Punch, Iron Maiden
Favorite Food: Whisky
Favorite Fetishes: Uniforms, Fisting
Personal Weapons: Smith & Wesson M29, Ithaca 37, Switchblade

Lizard is the first sibling I thought up for Fracture. And my very first thought for this very first sibling is that her strongest turn-ons are cop uniforms and getting fisted. To facilitate these interests, she intentionally acts suspicious when pulled over or at checkpoints in order to provoke a cavity search. Since Lizard can't get drunk, she's easily able to conquer any drinking contest. She likes to hang out in bars, and can generally get someone to cover her tab with a bet. She enjoys the taste of straight whisky, and alcohol is her primary form of nourishment. She's become so used to the liquid diet that solid foods make her uncomfortable, and she will rarely ingest anything more solid than a milkshake. Also, she drives a fucking motorcycle.

Blue
Name: Halberd
Sex: Female
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Homosexual
Nicknames: Halley
Coat: Sky Blue
Eyes: Pineapple
Hair: Black with blue highlights
Preferred Clothing: Dress and Jacket
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Music Genres: Pop, Electronic
Favorite Bands: Ellie Goulding, Yelle, M83
Favorite Food: PUSSY! Also Cantaloupe
Favorite Fetishes: Cunnilingus, Spandex
Personal Weapons: Rapier, Stiletto

Halberd is very graceful and well-balanced. She prefers to walk on two legs instead of four, which makes her a very strange dog. She's also an avid dancer, and practices at a public dance studio (which is where she typically meets women). She has a thing for spandex, and likes to eat pussy through a leotard. Halberd fences as well, and is quite a swords...dog. Her preferred fencing weapon is the foil, but she practices solo with a rapier for self-defense. She is also proficient in knife fighting, and owns a large stiletto as well. She carries one or the other depending on her outfit and where she's going, and only uses one or the other at any given time (she doesn't dual-wield). She has many swords in her collection, but the rapier and stiletto are the only ones she has any intention of actually using (if forced to do so). Both have highly decorated scabbards, which she wears like jewelry. She incorporates dance moves into her fighting style, making her very fluid and unpredictable in a scrap.

Indigo
Name: Nightmare
Sex: Male
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual, strong male preference
Coat: Midnight Blue
Eyes: Pumpkin Orange
Hair: Black
Preferred Clothing: Fishnet Stockings, Hoodie, Skirt
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Music Genres: Alternative Rock
Favorite Bands: My Chemical Romance, Fallout Boy, Panic! at the Disco
Favorite Food: DICK! Also Raw Meat (Any Kind)
Favorite Fetishes: Anal Sex, Large Insertions, Demons, Dildos
Personal Weapons: Beretta 92FS, Dagger

Effeminate crossdressing satanist gothdog! I haven't put a whole lot of thought into his personality just yet, but he definitely likes feminine clothes. Also has a major crush on the devil, and fantasizes about demonic monsters while shoving huge dildos up his ass. While open to the idea of humping a woman, he prefers getting fucked by guys. He likes eating bloody food, and refers to meals as "sacrifices". Often eats naked, because he hates getting blood on his clothes.

Violet
Name: Drip
Sex: Female
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual, no preference
Coat: Purple
Eyes: Pink
Hair: Black
Preferred Clothing: Hoodie
Favorite Color: Gray
Favorite Food: Anything she doesn't have to cook.
Favorite Fetishes: Public Sex
Personal Weapons: Beretta 950BS
Created by  myoru

Drip is, in the words of her creator, the laziest dog ever. She rarely bathes, never washes her hoodie, doesn't cook or clean, and so forth. Her hair is matted and dirty, and her one hoodie is worn and full of holes because she's too lazy to buy a new one. She also neglects to clean or oil her gun, and it has begun to corrode. She never went through the trouble of getting a CCW, and carries her pistol illegally in her hoodie pocket. She loves getting fucked in public places, and will lazily seduce people in the subway or the park. She doesn't even bother to unwrap her food before eating it, and frequently ingests candy bar or snack cake wrappers (which, due to her digestive system, provide sustenance). Nor will she go through the trouble of microwaving frozen food, instead just gnawing on frozen burritos as though they were bones.

Fracture and Lizard
Fracture and Lizard are very close, and share a stronger bond with each other than any of the other siblings (in a non-incestuous way). Even though Lizard is generally serious in nature, she enjoys Fracture's silly attitude. They have matching switchblades, each of which have the letters "TSBFF" (Twin Sister Best Friend Forever) engraved into the blade. Lizard is also fiercely protective of Fracture, and won't tolerate anyone picking on her. Fracture admires Lizard's badass nature, and at one point tried to emulate her, but was too much of a goofball at heart to pull it off.

I don't know why I put off watching this for so long, but now it's my new favorite thing

I also watched the official music video for Ghost, but it's not nearly as entertaining IMO.

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 mosa needs money!
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Pornstar Orgasms

The older I get, the weirder I feel. I see it in comments (on my work and elsewhere), and in the reactions of people who know me, and it weighs on my mind more as time goes on. It's really starting to sink in: it isn't normal for guys to have multiple orgasms, or produce gratuitous amounts of semen.

These are things I've always taken for granted. In fact, I used to think it was perfectly normal, and even assumed every guy was that way. I can cum 4 times in a row before I need a break, and I only need a minute or so before I'm ready to go again. I don't make a huge mess every time I climax, but I do somewhat regularly go off like a fountain. I can make myself do it consistently by edging, but it happens fairly often even without edging. If I don't cover my dick quickly enough, I'm capable of shooting across the room, and laying ropes of jizz across everything in the path (which is really fucking inconvenient when I masturbate in the living room).

During actual sex (which I haven't had since 2007), I usually just keep going until my partner doesn't want to play anymore. The most climaxes I've had in one session is 12. Masturbating is different. My record there is 50-something (I forget how many exactly, but I think 53) in one night. Though, granted, I was trying to fap as many times as I possibly could just to see how many I could handle. That wasn't just casual masturbation. It was also at a time when fapping 30-some times a night was normal for me, I generally do it 9-12 times a day now, but sometimes as few as 3 times or as many as 20 times.

When I write, I tend to project these abilities onto male and herm characters because, well, that's just my experience. Do men really get tired after one orgasm? How does that even work? I remember seeing comments on my stories about the number of orgasms, and comments on art done by others about the messiness of orgasms, but I never really thought about it until I was hanging out with [redacted]. She'd never been with a guy who could do it more than twice in a night, and built up my multiple climaxes into a borderline superpower. For the record, she and I never actually had sex, we just talked about it.

Do guys really get tired after one orgasm? How does that even work? I can't imagine not being the way I am. But as time goes on, and as I see more comments on e621 like "nobody cums like that!" I feel less and less normal. If men can't have multiple orgasms, and men don't cum more than a couple of tablespoons at a time, then just what the hell am I? The obvious answer is "a pornstar", but I've heard they don't really cum like that either and that it's just special effects.

Just how rare is this? Do any of you guys among my followers have multiple orgasms or particularly messy orgasms, or am I alone in this? Are the commenters I see just sheltered, or am I a freak of nature?

There Is No Fracture Store

I recently started playing a phone game called Pocket Clothier. It's fun, I like it. When asked to name my first store, though, I kind of came up blank for a name. After a few seconds of wanting to just jump in and play, I called the store 'Fractured', because I was thinking about Fracture.

That gave me a really fun (but useless) idea: open a Fracture-themed store! I went to Cafepress as soon as I got home from work.

Which is how I found out that Cafepress doesn't carry a purple hoodie. Now, I would have expanded the store with more merch later on, using artwork commissioned specifically for merchandise (like a shirt with Fracture posing provocatively on top of big block letters that spell out "SEXY BITCH"). The purple 'Hardcore' hoodie was to be the first and primary item, though. It's the keystone of the entire idea. I can't run a Fracture store without Fracture's hoodie!

I closed my Cafepress store almost as soon as I'd opened it. A quick Google search led me to Zazzle. What luck, Zazzle carries purple hoodies! But alas, they only allow printing in the pocket area. That simply won't do, either.

As neither Cafepress nor Zazzle can give me what I need and I don't know of a third option that wouldn't involve lots of out-of-pocket expenses, there will be no Fracture merch line (for now).

Just to clarify, I'm aware that the only person who cares about Fracture is me. I didn't expect to actually sell anything from the Fracture story. It was more of a "just to say I did it" kind of thing. Actually selling shit would be a bonus, I was more excited just to make Fracture merch available.

 SonggoIshtar is running a secret santa for artists. Sign up here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6257811/

http://www.patreon.com/rainbowparty

MOSA STARTED A NEW PATREON. RAFFLES, SKETCHES, LINES, SEX, COLOR, ART, SEX, STREAMING, FURRIES, SEX, HERMAPHRODITE, LESBIANS, BUTT STUFF, SEX, BONDAGE, LASERS*, EXPLOSIONS*, AND MORE**! EVERYONE PLEDGE, NOW***!

*Lasers and Explosions are not a guaranteed part of this patreon.
**TENTACLES, ORGIES, INCEST, ETCETERAS!
***Or later. Whenever, really. Mom will draw more often if his bills are taken care of, and I think we can all appreciate that. And free monthly sketch raffles! Come on!

 mosa is making a series of 26 paintings, one for each letter of the alphabet. Every painting will depict a fetish beginning with that letter. To fund the project, Mosa is running a patreon, and I urge you all to support! Supporters get to see early sketches, and have access to the finished image weeks before anyone else. For pledging $2 or more per painting, you'll be entered into a sketch raffle after every finished painting is posted!

http://www.patreon.com/mosa
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5834623/

Once upon a time, I had a set of recurring characters. They had personalities, and jobs, and lives. I tried to build them a living world in which they could grow and change as time passed. Because time moved too fast for me to keep up with (read: I'm broke), I started date-stamping all stories and most pictures involving them. That way, I could tell stories and show images of their lives at my own pace without making my characters eternally young by allowing my followers to assume that any given picture takes place at the time it's posted.

But one day, I stopped commissioning images of them. Not because I didn't like them anymore, but because there were things I wanted more (I also have numerous patches of unemployment in between my stretches of underemployment, but that's another matter entirely). I got hired for a big writing project that left me burnt out on porn writing, a problem that still persists. And now it's been over a year since I've written or commissioned anything about any of those characters. I want to get back to this fictional world I created, but I'm left wondering...

Should I just pick up where I left off like nothing happened? Unpause everyone and just keep up the same trends? Or should I instead reboot the world, and re-work everyone's backstories and personalities? Maybe even tweak their appearances? I haven't touched this setting in so long that I'm not really sure how to proceed. Would you, my followers, rather I reboot with improvements or just leave everything the same? All of the old art will remain, either way, but the description-box stories may be eventually rewritten.

Keep in mind that I don't make a lot of money, so these characters will be competing with Saki and her pets (they exist in their own, separate setting), my fursona and anything (or anyone) he does (not a part of either setting), and my fictitious girlfriend, Fracture (I have so many ideas for cute solo pics). I'm also still a very slow, demotivated writer. Whether I continue or reboot, new updates for that world will be few and far in between. Expect to see textual character profiles either way, though.

Originally posted by  Aisu10

 thatstuffinsidelavalamps had her fursuit head stolen at the mass furbowl tonight, and we need to make sure she gets it back as soon as possible.
Here is what her head looks like: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12770441/

If you see her head in person or on online, for sale, or anywhere else, please notify her and the police. Thank you for your help and please spread this!

My friend  MiguelloNosferatu now has an FA page! 'Bout time, right? For those unfamiliar with Miguello's work, he's responsible for these two commissions from my gallery:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10327546/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11674678/

He also runs an art blog at http://miguello-nosferatu.tumblr.com if you'd rather follow him there. However you choose to do so, give this guy some love! And some money! Then he'll draw you stuff!

I signed up for Weasyl and was struck by a crippling wave of apathy. I mean, what is the point? Either I spend all night uploading all my old stories so that the people who already follow me on FA, IB, and DA can follow me on Weasyl as well and see the same stories they've already read. OR, I can just post Red Eye and start from there, and leave no reason whatsoever for anyone to watch me.

I feel like 90% of the reason I have FA watchers is because I re-post commissions, and after getting bitched at on SF I decided not to do that outside FA (besides some recent exceptions on IB), and Weasyl discourages re-posts anyway.

I'm just not seeing a lot of potential for new comments, here. I haven't even cross-posted Red Eye to SF yet because my stuff just doesn't get comments on SF. Won't Weasyl be the same way? FA is the core of my fanbase, and even with all of my crossposting I think DA is the only site outside FA on which I've actually met new people. Isn't 100% of Weasyl's user base made up of people who were already using other furry sites?

In any case, my username there is Kardas. Who knows, maybe I'll find the motivation to upload something eventually.

I spent the better part of two hours looking for adult fan art of Koromaru from Persona 3, and all I've found is one pic and one fic. Anyone know where I can find some Koro porn? I WANT MORE PORNOMARU!

http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/s.....p?no=600086239
http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?p.....amp;id=1017768

Our vehicle is biting the big one. We have a 98 Chevy S10 that has served us well for many years, and we've always put up the cash to fix it when it needed it, but unfortunately it's got problems now that are too expensive to bother fixing. The truck itself was bought used back in 2006 and cost us $2500. To fix what ails it now, it'll be about $1100. Not really worth it, considering it's old and something else is likely to go on it at a later date that we'll need to again fix. I don't know much about cars/trucks, so the technical details are beyond me. If you want to know about it, you'd have to ask my wife Chaosie.

We've found an offer for a good condition used car for $1k, and if we can get the money by Wednesday, we'll be able to have it. We can wrangle most of that money on short notice, but that will put us way behind in bills.

Full details here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5268998/

 Mosa is like the coolest person in the world, and by far the best mom I've ever had. It'd mean a lot to me if some of my wonderful watchers could help him out, or at least spread the word.

Fuck.
This.
Game.

I'm so frustrated I don't even want to rant. Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

My pal Greygreene is in a bit of a tight spot, money-wise. He's offering commissions at affordable prices, and he does good work. Check out his tumblr post for more information. I'd really appreciate it if those of you with tumblr accounts could re-blog this for him, even if you can't afford to commission his art. Re-blog as text, please! Re-blogging as a link will cut part of it off. Please help me spread the word, everyone!

http://captainggkitten.tumblr.com/p.....sions-are-open