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Posted 6 years agoDecided I shall archive this place for the LOL's. I really did not want to remove all the comical spamming of the Snake requiring saving.
I have moved to this account: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kahuna-nanu/
I like that name more! [ I dislike "kat" because it is associated with negativeness. Though my name angst is a long story. ^^; ]
Follow me and I shall follow back! Though I already followed all my buddies here! EVERYBODY ELSE, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.
No, I mean like literally. I can not tell when was the last time you logged in. I do not know how to use this website properly. B(
I have moved to this account: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kahuna-nanu/
I like that name more! [ I dislike "kat" because it is associated with negativeness. Though my name angst is a long story. ^^; ]
Follow me and I shall follow back! Though I already followed all my buddies here! EVERYBODY ELSE, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.
No, I mean like literally. I can not tell when was the last time you logged in. I do not know how to use this website properly. B(
K GONNA MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT SOON.
Posted 6 years agoHEADS UP.
MAKING THIS POST FOR DA ATTENTION U GUISE, LUL.
MAINLY BECAUSE "KAT"
I DUN KNO
MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.
I LIKE JACK AND/OR MAXIE NOWADAYS.
THO I HAVE NOT REALLY LANDED ON A NAME FOR MYSELF.
I DO GET CALLED "JIMMMMMMM" IRL 4 DA LULZ.
NEW ACCOUNT WILL HAVE DA PORNS.
MAKING THIS POST FOR DA ATTENTION U GUISE, LUL.
MAINLY BECAUSE "KAT"
I DUN KNO
MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.
I LIKE JACK AND/OR MAXIE NOWADAYS.
THO I HAVE NOT REALLY LANDED ON A NAME FOR MYSELF.
I DO GET CALLED "JIMMMMMMM" IRL 4 DA LULZ.
NEW ACCOUNT WILL HAVE DA PORNS.
PLEASE BUY A COMMISSION FROM MY BEST FRIEND HERE:
Posted 8 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/23105859/
THEIR ART IS HIGHLY SUPERIOR AND ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED, I GUARANTEE YOU. BILLY MAYES HERE WITH ANOTHER ADVERTISEMENT OF A FANTASTIC ARTIST. PLEASE GO SUPPORT THEM.
THEIR ART IS HIGHLY SUPERIOR AND ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED, I GUARANTEE YOU. BILLY MAYES HERE WITH ANOTHER ADVERTISEMENT OF A FANTASTIC ARTIST. PLEASE GO SUPPORT THEM.
EUARRRGGHHHHHH
Posted 9 years agoEEUARRGHHHH
bitch
Posted 9 years ago>8[
cringee
Posted 9 years agocringge
FINALLY FIGURED OUT MY EMAIL ADDRESS TO LOG IN.
Posted 9 years agoI PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE CREATED A NEW ACCOUNT AND THEN +WATCH EVERYONE FROM THERE AND START NEW WITH NEW ART. THOUGH EVEN IF I START NEW, MY ACCOUNT WILL STILL BE FILLED WITH TRASH ART AND THEN I WILL WANT TO LEAVE THAT ACCOUNT TO MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT ONLY TO FILL THAT ONE WITH MORE TRASH.
TL;DR
SHIT I FIGURED OUT MY INFORMATION AND FINALLY LOGGED BACK IN. BAD NEWS FOR EVERYBODY. GOOD. FUCK YOU. I WILL CATCH UP LATER. LOOK AT ME THINKING I AM HILARIOUS. SHUT UP.
HMM... THOUGH NEW TRASH DOES NOT SOUND THAT BAD. WAIT. NO. I CAN ONLY MANAGE ONE ACCOUNT. FUCK THAT SHIT. AND FUCK YOU.
TL;DR
SHIT I FIGURED OUT MY INFORMATION AND FINALLY LOGGED BACK IN. BAD NEWS FOR EVERYBODY. GOOD. FUCK YOU. I WILL CATCH UP LATER. LOOK AT ME THINKING I AM HILARIOUS. SHUT UP.
HMM... THOUGH NEW TRASH DOES NOT SOUND THAT BAD. WAIT. NO. I CAN ONLY MANAGE ONE ACCOUNT. FUCK THAT SHIT. AND FUCK YOU.
WHAT THE FUCK! I DID NOT DELETE THAT DRAWING!
Posted 9 years agoFOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!!! I KNOW I HAD UPLOADED THE PERIDOT DRAWING THE OTHER DAY. AND NOW IT IS GONE? OR IS MY MEMORY SCREWING WITH ME AGAIN?! WHO DID THIS?!
EDIT: NEVER MIND. APPARENTLY FURAFFINITY DID A THING OR SOMETHING. >:[
EDIT: NEVER MIND. APPARENTLY FURAFFINITY DID A THING OR SOMETHING. >:[
ATTENTION SANTA ENGLISH:
Posted 9 years agoI DEMAND YOU MAKE YOUR ICON MATCH MINE. http://kalmasiope.tumblr.com/post/1.....ou-and-the-guy
OTHERWISE YOU ARE A GIANT FATASS.
YOU FATASS.
OTHERWISE YOU ARE A GIANT FATASS.
YOU FATASS.
Pushing down journal
Posted 9 years agoJERB.
To those with a tumblr:
Posted 9 years agoI need help signal boosting a post on tumblr. I'm sorry. I'm dealing with awful stuff. You will need to message me for the link because there's a few people here from real life associated with a certain person on their facebook and so I can't trust them. If you're one of the people that already reblogged it, you don't need to again. I send you many many thank you's for the help! If you might know someone that won't mind at all signal boosting, please direct them to the post but DO NOT FEEL OBLIGATED TO DO SO THOUGH. I DO NOT want to become a burden in any way or obligate people to do things. I DO NOT WANT TO BE A BOTHER WHATSOEVER. I'm only posting this here in case there is anyone with a tumblr that might be able to help with signal boosting. Otherwise please ignore this post!
I'd explain more, but I can't on this page.
Messaging me on either tumblr/skype/aim/etc also helps a lot too. I need to be constantly speaking to someone. I will prefer if you message me first though. I'm very sorry. I constantly feel like I'm annoying. The very moment I notice I might probably be irritating someone, I go away to prevent further friction even if it turns out I wasn't even bugging the person at all. I'm sorry. Friends could tell me I'm not annoying or bothering them over a million times, but it's been permanently etched into my head by my family and people that I'm an annoying worthless burden upon everybody.
I will be online until Tuesday night. (I can't say why here, but I made a post elsewhere explaining how I'm back online.) We might get internet this week. I do not know. A certain person irl is highly unreliable and I can't trust or believe a thing they say.
And I'm sorry for not keeping up with people's art here. I will when I am able to. I'm sorry. I am a very shitty friend.
and I've been forcing myself to practice drawing. I'm sorry for this post.
I'd explain more, but I can't on this page.
Messaging me on either tumblr/skype/aim/etc also helps a lot too. I need to be constantly speaking to someone. I will prefer if you message me first though. I'm very sorry. I constantly feel like I'm annoying. The very moment I notice I might probably be irritating someone, I go away to prevent further friction even if it turns out I wasn't even bugging the person at all. I'm sorry. Friends could tell me I'm not annoying or bothering them over a million times, but it's been permanently etched into my head by my family and people that I'm an annoying worthless burden upon everybody.
I will be online until Tuesday night. (I can't say why here, but I made a post elsewhere explaining how I'm back online.) We might get internet this week. I do not know. A certain person irl is highly unreliable and I can't trust or believe a thing they say.
And I'm sorry for not keeping up with people's art here. I will when I am able to. I'm sorry. I am a very shitty friend.
and I've been forcing myself to practice drawing. I'm sorry for this post.
Animal Crossing New Leaf/Friendcode!
Posted 10 years agoIf anyone has Animal Crossing New Leaf and would like to add my friendcode, it is: 3840-7099-1536
Please do add me and then tell me yours so that I may add you!
AND MY NAME IS FART.
Last journal spam for now!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUmubMsUYAAI6ph.jpg
HAHAHAHA NO GETTING OUT NOW, CALLY THE SQUIRREL.
Please do add me and then tell me yours so that I may add you!
AND MY NAME IS FART.
Last journal spam for now!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUmubMsUYAAI6ph.jpg
HAHAHAHA NO GETTING OUT NOW, CALLY THE SQUIRREL.
I HATE TUMBLR SO MUCH.
Posted 10 years agoOH MY FUCKING GOD. I CAN'T EVEN RANT ON THERE BECAUSE I'M TOO SCARED TO. SO THIS WILL HAVE TO DO FOR NOW OTHERWISE I WILL EXPLODE.
IT'S LIKE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO CREATE SOMETHING FOR FUN WITHOUT A BUNCH OF HATERS SHOUTING THAT I'M COPYING SOMEONE, WHILE THREATENING TO HACK MY ACCOUNT AND TELLING ME TO DO SOMETHING ELSE BECAUSE I "SUCK". IT WAS MY IDEA FIRST.
FUCK YOU.
AT LEAST I CAN BITCH HERE. SORT OF.
THAT'S IT. MAKING A TUMBLR FOR RANTINGS.
THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO RANT ABOUT BUT I FEAR THE HATERS FINDING ME.
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS COWARDLY, BUT I CAN'T AFFORD HAVING DISASTERS HAPPEN HERE. AT LEAST UNTIL I CAN MOVE OUT.
THEN I WILL BE TAUNTING THE ASSHOLES TO FIND ME. THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO.
AND I WILL LAUGH.
IT'S LIKE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO CREATE SOMETHING FOR FUN WITHOUT A BUNCH OF HATERS SHOUTING THAT I'M COPYING SOMEONE, WHILE THREATENING TO HACK MY ACCOUNT AND TELLING ME TO DO SOMETHING ELSE BECAUSE I "SUCK". IT WAS MY IDEA FIRST.
FUCK YOU.
AT LEAST I CAN BITCH HERE. SORT OF.
THAT'S IT. MAKING A TUMBLR FOR RANTINGS.
THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO RANT ABOUT BUT I FEAR THE HATERS FINDING ME.
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS COWARDLY, BUT I CAN'T AFFORD HAVING DISASTERS HAPPEN HERE. AT LEAST UNTIL I CAN MOVE OUT.
THEN I WILL BE TAUNTING THE ASSHOLES TO FIND ME. THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO.
AND I WILL LAUGH.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 10 years agoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! OH GOD WHAT THEF UCK AAAAAAHH!!!! DEMONS!!!! I SEE DEMONS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! OH GOD IT HAD GAPING HOLES HOW THE FUCK IS IT EVEN ALIVE OH GOD DON'T BACTERIA AND OTHER HORRIBLE THINGS ENTER THROUGH ITS HOLES WHY OH GOD WHY LORD IN HEAVEN OH GOD THE HORRIFYING WHAT OH GOD
P.S,
#SAVESNAKE2015
P.S,
#SAVESNAKE2015
#SAVESNAKE2015
Posted 10 years ago#SAVESNAKE2015
SNAKE NEEDS TO BE SAVED. HE IS SUFFERING.
HE IS SUFFERING HARD.
WHY ISN'T ANYBODY ELSE HEARING HIS ETERNAL CRIES FOR HELP?
HE IS DYING.
SOMEBODY SAVE HIM.
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SNAKE NEEDS TO BE SAVED. HE IS SUFFERING.
HE IS SUFFERING HARD.
WHY ISN'T ANYBODY ELSE HEARING HIS ETERNAL CRIES FOR HELP?
HE IS DYING.
SOMEBODY SAVE HIM.
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ART STATUS:
Posted 10 years agoCOPYING WHAT 
DID.
SORRY FOR THE SPAM. THERE WILL BE JUST 3 BLANK JOURNAL ENTRIES.
PAGE UNDER CONSTRUCTION:
ART STATUS:
DID.SORRY FOR THE SPAM. THERE WILL BE JUST 3 BLANK JOURNAL ENTRIES.
PAGE UNDER CONSTRUCTION:
ART STATUS:
ABOUT ME/F.A.Q'S.
Posted 10 years agoABOUT ME:
INTJ | ♒ | FART | STFU
ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC.
* CALL ME MORTY. MY NAME IS MORTY NOW. FUCK YOU. OR TINY PERIDOT. OR TINY RICK. OR OLD MAN MCGUCKET. OR MHARTI. OR KARKAT. OR LEMONGRAB. OR SHIVERS THE PIRATE. OR WHISTLES THE CLOWN. OR DAN FROM DAN VS. OR BIRD PERSON. CALL ME EITHER OF THOSE BECAUSE I AM MOST LIKE THEM. ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW. CALL ME LITERAL SHIT.
* I NEVER HAVE ANY IDEA AS TO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OR WHAT DAY IT IS.
* I HATE ALL OF YOU. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
* I DON'T KNOW. I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING TO PUT HERE SINCE I LIKE FOUR. OH YEAH, I HAVE A FANFICTION.NET ACCOUNT BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO MESSAGE ME FOR IT BECAUSE OF THE HATERS.
ART STUFF:
QUESTIONS NOBODY ASKED BUT JUST THROWING THEM OUT THERE:
DO YOU DO REQUESTS?
NOT RIGHT NOW. SORRY. I'M DOING GIFT ARTS FOR FRIENDS.
DO YOU ART TRADE?
NOT RIGHT NOW.
DO YOU DO COMMISSIONS?
YES. I JUST NEED HELP ON FIGURING OUT HOW MUCH TO PRICE MY DRAWINGS.
WHAT DO YOU ACCEPT AS COMMISSION REQUESTS?
I WILL DRAW ANYTHING YOU WANT.
WHAT IS YOUR FURSONA?
I CAN'T DECIDE. IT'S BETWEEN A BUMBLEBEE (BECAUSE OF SANTA ENGLISH CALLING ME "FATBEE"), AND ROUGH GREEN SNAKE. THOUGH I THINK A ROUGH GREEN SNAKE IS FITTING SINCE PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF THEM WHEN THEY'RE ACTUALLY ENTIRELY HARMLESS. JUST LIKE ME.
MY CAT'S FURSONA IS A RACCOON.
QUESTIONS PEOPLE ON FURAFFINITY ASKED:
WHAT FANDOMS ARE YOU IN? (ASKED BY ONE PERSON HERE.)
RICK AND MORTY. I'M STILL DEAD INSIDE AFTER THAT SEASON 2 FINALE. BIRD PERSON IS JUST SLEEPING! HE'S JUST SLEEPING! *SHAKES BIRD PERSON'S BODY AND HIS HEAD FALLS OFF* HE'S JUST FUCKING SLEEPING! SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! ALSO, GRAVITY FALLS, STEVEN UNIVERSE, DAN VS., AND OTHERS.
WHAT ARE YOUR OTP's? (ASKED BY TWO PEOPLE HERE.)
I DON'T KNOW. I ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE ANY. I DO LIKE PAIRING THINGS THAT CAUSES SANTA ENGLISH TO SCREAM IN BLOODY HORROR, LIKE DOC SCRATC/HUSSIE, JOHN/DAVE, CALLIOPE/CALIBORN, HUSSIE/HORSE, CALLIOPE/HUSSIE, ETC. HIS HORRIFIED SCREAMS FUELS ME. THOUGH HE GETS ME BACK WITH SPAMMING DISTURBING PORNOGRAPHY OF VARIOUS CHARACTERS CAUSING ME TO SCREAM IN HORROR BACK. IT'S A MASSIVE SCREAMFEST.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACEBOOK? (ASKED BY FIVE PEOPLE HERE.)
IT IS A LONG STORY. TO SUM IT UP, THIS CREEPY GUY FROM IRL KEPT MAKING TONS OF FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS TO ADD MY ACCOUNT TO SPY ON ME. I GREW SICK OF HIS BULLSHIT AND SO I TRICKED HIM BACK. I CAUSED HIM TO BELIEVE THAT I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS SPYING ON ME. I FLOODED MY ACCOUNT WITH OBNOXIOUS DIARY ENTRIES FILLED WITH DRAMA TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM. I MADE IT SO THAT EVERYBODY ELSE EXCEPT HIS MAIN ACCOUNT COULD READ THEM. HE WAS ALL "HAHAHAHA KAT DOESN'T REALIZE I'M WATCHING HER EVERY MOVE." AND HARASSED ME ABOUT IT "Funny that you never realized it was me all along" AND BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH. THAT IS UNTIL HE FINALLY REALIZED I WAS ONTO HIM WAY LONG BEFORE HE "EXPOSED" HIMSELF. I'M GUESSING HE SHITTED HIMSELF OR SOMETHING BECAUSE HE DELETED ALL ALL BUT ONE OF HIS ACCOUNTS AND FINALLY LEFT ME ALONE. HIS LAST WORDS TO ME WERE "you are fucking scary". GOOD. I GOT BORED AFTER WINNING AND SO I SET MY PAGE ON FIRE AND LEFT. OH YEAH, AND TO ANNOY HIM, I'D REBLOG CANCEROUS POSTS STUPID FACEBOOK PEOPLE TYPICALLY REBLOG, WHICH INCLUDED CHEESY HIPHOP CRAP, NEWS ARTICLES NOBODY CARES ABOUT, HOROSCOPES, AND OTHER CRAP. ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN WOULD KNOW I NORMALLY DON'T POST/REBLOG THINGS LIKE THAT UNLESS I'M UP TO SOMETHING, BUT IT IS OBVIOUS HE HAD NO BRAIN AT ALL.
WHY ARE YOUR FAVORITES HIDDEN? (ASKED BY COUNTLESS PEOPLE HERE.)
THIS IS A LONG ASS STORY. PREPARE YOUR ANUSES. BACK IN NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 2014, I GOT FED UP TO HELL OF THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CREEPY PERVERTED WEIRDO HATER GUY IN THIS CHATROOM CONSTANTLY QUESTIONING ME AS TO WHO "WINTERCOOL612" AND "SPIRAYAEAYECAT" AND OTHER USERS WERE. I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING USE THIS WEBSITE MUCH AT THE TIME. HE WOULD GO THROUGH MY FAVORITES OBSESSIVELY AND WASTE HOURS OF MY TIME ASKING STUPID CRAP THAT WOULD SET OFF MY ANXIETY CAUSING ME TO SHAKE AND CRY. HE'D HOVER AROUND HERE AND BE A SMUG DICK THINKING I WAS "FAKING" BEING ASEXUAL WITH ALL THE BADLY DRAWN PORN I'D FAVE. BITCH. ASEXUALS CAN FAVE PORN TOO, YOU KNOW. I FAVED THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE FUNNY. HE'D WHINE THAT I "HATED" HIM BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ROLEPLAY SEX WITH HIM. AND I WAS APPARENTLY "THE CAUSE" AS TO WHY THE "FLYING CARS" HAVEN'T PICKED US UP YET BECAUSE I WAS "RISKING" THINGS BEING FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE DAMN CLUB. AND SO, I EXPLODED AND COMMENTED ALL OVER WINTERCOOL612'S AND SPIRAYAEAYECAT'S PROFILES, JOURNALS, ART, ETC, AND I USED CALLIOPE'S FACE OFTEN BECAUSE HE HATES CALLIOPE AND WAS A DICK TO HER IN THE CHAT. I EVENTUALLY KICKED HIM THE FUCK OUT FOR BEING A FUCKED UP CONTROL FREAK TO ME, FUCKING UP EVERYTHING, BEING A FUCKED UP PERVERT, AND FOR BEING RUDE TO CALLIOPE. OH YEAH, AND I'D PURPOSELY INSERT MISINFORMATION OF DOCTOR WHO, BACK TO THE FUTURE, HOMESTUCK, ETC, INTO THE THINGS I'D TYPE AND POST HERE JUST TO IRRITATE HIM BECAUSE HE HATES WHEN PEOPLE GET THE REFERENCES WRONG. (EXAMPLE: DOCTOR WHO IS ACTUALLY LORD ENGLISH. EVERY DAY OF 2015 IS "ACCURATE" BACK TO THE FUTURE DATES -- IDEA TAKEN FROM A BACK TO THE FUTURE TUMBLR -- ETC.) THAT, AND HE HATES WHENEVER I'D MENTION THE SCI-FI EVENTS THAT GO ON HERE BECAUSE HE BITCHES THAT THEY ARE FAKE. AND SO NATURALLY I INSERTED THEM INTO EVERYTHING. AND OH LASTLY, HE'D SHOVE HIS ART INTO PEOPLE'S FACES. I DID THAT TOO TO PISS HIM OFF. (EXAMPLE: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14358490/)
HEY! HEY EVERYBODY! THAT SAME WEIRDO WOULD ALSO FILL HIS DROPBOX WITH BADLY DRAWN SHITTY PORN HE'D FIND FROM FURAFFINITY AND FAP TO THEM. WOW. HE GOT OFF TO THIS GROSS DEFORMED DRAWING OF VRISKA AND TAVROS THAT SOME 13 YEAR OLD DREW. OH AND GET THIS, HE'S A PEDOPHILE AND EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE, YET HE CALLED MY FRIENDS PEDOPHILES AND EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE. THEY ARE NOT. YOU ARE, ASSHOLE. OH AND LASTLY THE FUCK AGAIN, HIS FOLDER OF ALL THE BADLY DRAWN PORN EXCEEDED 2GB'S. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WOW. MAN. WHAT A WEIRDO. I HAVE A BILLION STORIES OF THIS HORRIBLE PERSON. (IF IT'S YOU READING THIS, GO AWAY. YOU'RE OUT OF THE THREE TRIANGLE CLUB FOREVER. STOP CONSTANTLY JUDGING ME.)
WHY DO YOU TYPE IN CAPS LOCK AND THEN LOWER CASE SOMETIMES?(ASKED BY... I LOST COUNT.)
I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I'M GAMZEE. SAVING ON FUCKING BATTERY COSTS FOR THIS WIRELESS KEYBOARD BECAUSE THE CAPS LOCK DRAINS IT. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TRICK EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE INTO BUYING NEW BATTERIES?!
ARE YOU THE ONE ANONYMOUSLY ATTACKING ME OVER TUMBLR?
BITCH. I DON'T ATTACK PEOPLE ANONYMOUSLY. YOU CAN USE TRACKERS TO SEE I'M TELLING THE TRUTH THAT IT'S NOT ME. IF I'M ATTACKING SOMEONE, I USE MY ACTUAL ACCOUNTS TO DO SO. EXCEPT I DON'T EVEN ATTACK PEOPLE ANYMORE. I HATE ARGUING AND FIGHTING BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS. IN REAL LIFE HOWEVER, I'M A HUGE COWARD AND WILL HIDE BEHIND SOMETHING BEFORE SHOUTING INSULTS AT WHOEVER I HATE. AND THEN RUN FOR IT.
WHO IS SANTA ENGLISH?
HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. THAT'S WHAT.
WHAT IS HIS NAME?
PIECE OF SHIT.
WHY DO WE HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR PERSONAL TUMBLR?
I CAN'T SAY THAT HERE. THERE'S A BUNCH OF THINGS I'M TOO SCARED TO MENTION PUBLICLY.
IF YOU READ ALL THIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST WASTED YOUR TIME!
I HAVE MORE I NEED TO ANSWER, BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME. I'LL DO THAT LATER.
YOU MAY ASK QUESTIONS, AND LIKE THE ATTENTION WHORE I AM, I WILL ANSWER THEM HERE INSTEAD OF DIRECTLY TO YOU TO MAKE THINGS COMPLICATED BECAUSE I AM A LITERAL PILE OF SHIT. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.
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ASKED BY LORDSANTAENGLISH:
WHY IS YOUR ASS SO MASSIVE?
FUCK YOU.
WHY DO YOU EAT YOUR OWN SHIT?
I DON'T EAT MY OWN SHIT, ASSHOLE!
WHY ARE YOU A STENCHY FATASS?
YOU'RE A STENCHY FATASS.
KNOCK, KNOCK!
Posted 10 years agoYOU: WHO'S THERE?
*FARTS LOUDLY*
*FARTS LOUDLY*
PUSHING JOURNAL DOWN.
Posted 10 years agoFOR THIS SMALLER ONE.
GET TO KNOW THE FARTIST MEME.
Posted 10 years agoBasics
Name: FART.
Nickname: ASSHOLE.
Location: SPACE.
Age: IMMORTAL.
Height: 5' 1" "TINY SHIT"
Zodiac sign: THE STEREOTYPICAL NERD SCIENTIST LOGICAL SPOCK HUMANITARIAN CONTRADICTING BULLSHIT ONE. OR ASSQUARIUS.
Pets: A CUTE FAT CAT, OTHER CATS.
Favorite thing about yourself: I DON'T KNOW.
Worst habit: EVERYTHING.
Fun fact: I'M APPARENTLY ASSOCIATED WITH WEIRD SCI-FI CRAP, I GUESS.
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: AGENDER BECAUSE I IDENTIFY AS MALE INSIDE, BUT BIOLOGICALLY I'M NOT AND I HATE LYING TO MYSELF, SO I'D RATHER BE REFERRED TO AS "ZHIM/ZE/THEY/THEM/PILE OF USELESS SHIT/DIARRHEA/SHIT/FARTSO/SHITHEAD/ASSHOLE/ETC. AND I PREFER DRAWING MYSELF ANDROGYNOUSLY. ENJOY THE TL;DR OF SHIT.
Sexual preference: DEMISEXUAL. YES. THE APPARENTLY "RECENTLY CREATED" TERM. I AM THIS TO ANNOY PEOPLE AND BECAUSE I CAN IDENTIFY WITH IT.
Romantic preference: I DON'T KNOW? I GUESS BICKERING? JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF AND WE'LL BE FINE.
"Kinsey Scale" score: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOOGLING. IS THAT DIARRHEA?
Relationship status: I CAN'T SAY BECAUSE OF SNOBS, CREEPS, IRL PSYCHOTIC PEOPLE, CREEPY SNOBBY YAOI GIRLS, THIS PERVERTED WEIRDO IN CANADA, ETC. DON'T EVEN ASK.
Myers/Briggs type: INTJ.
Hogwarts house: THE SNAKE ONE BECAUSE I'M TOTALLY EDGY KAWAII INSERT EXCLAMATION POINTS HERE AND ONES TO ADD CHEAP HUMOR TO THIS LINE.
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": I DON'T KNOW. I GET UP WHEN I'M YELLED AT TO CLEAN/FIX SOMETHING.
First thought in the morning: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
Last thought before falling asleep at night: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: ASS.
What do you do well: VINTAGE RANTS.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: FARTING.
Habits (Do you…?)
Drink: EH.
Smoke: GROSS.
Do Drugs: EW.
Exercise: RANTING WEARS ME OUT. SO THAT?
Have a go-to comfort food: WHAT?
Have a nervous habit: I'M NOT POSTING THAT PUBLICLY.
What is your favorite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): NOTHING.
In Others: WHAT?
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS ME BEING THE ONLY INCREDIBLY POLITE PERSON I KNOW IN REAL LIFE? WHICH MAKES ME ONE OF THOSE CONCEITED ASSHOLES THAT THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE FOR A SINGLE POINTLESS QUALITY THEY HAVE WHEN IN REALITY THEY'RE JUST PIECES OF LITERAL SHIT.
Food: WHAT.
Drink: JUICE.
Animal: I HAVE TOO MANY FAVORITE ANIMALS. BUMBLEBEES ARE CUTE AND FUCKED UP.
Colors: I HAVE TOO MANY FAVORITE COLORS. DO YOU EVER ENCOUNTER JEWELRY AND STARE AT THE COLORFUL GEMS FOR A LONG WHILE BECOMING AMAZED AT HOW PRETTY THE COLORS GO WELL TOGETHER UNTIL SOMEBODY YELLS AT YOU TO EITHER BUY SOMETHING OR GO AWAY? THAT.
Artist/Band/Group: WHAT THE FUCK.
Actor/Actress: WHAT.
Blogger: YOU'RE A BLOGGER.
WHAT? EVERYBODY WAS DOING IT. I JUST WANTED TO BE POPULAR.
Name: FART.
Nickname: ASSHOLE.
Location: SPACE.
Age: IMMORTAL.
Height: 5' 1" "TINY SHIT"
Zodiac sign: THE STEREOTYPICAL NERD SCIENTIST LOGICAL SPOCK HUMANITARIAN CONTRADICTING BULLSHIT ONE. OR ASSQUARIUS.
Pets: A CUTE FAT CAT, OTHER CATS.
Favorite thing about yourself: I DON'T KNOW.
Worst habit: EVERYTHING.
Fun fact: I'M APPARENTLY ASSOCIATED WITH WEIRD SCI-FI CRAP, I GUESS.
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: AGENDER BECAUSE I IDENTIFY AS MALE INSIDE, BUT BIOLOGICALLY I'M NOT AND I HATE LYING TO MYSELF, SO I'D RATHER BE REFERRED TO AS "ZHIM/ZE/THEY/THEM/PILE OF USELESS SHIT/DIARRHEA/SHIT/FARTSO/SHITHEAD/ASSHOLE/ETC. AND I PREFER DRAWING MYSELF ANDROGYNOUSLY. ENJOY THE TL;DR OF SHIT.
Sexual preference: DEMISEXUAL. YES. THE APPARENTLY "RECENTLY CREATED" TERM. I AM THIS TO ANNOY PEOPLE AND BECAUSE I CAN IDENTIFY WITH IT.
Romantic preference: I DON'T KNOW? I GUESS BICKERING? JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF AND WE'LL BE FINE.
"Kinsey Scale" score: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOOGLING. IS THAT DIARRHEA?
Relationship status: I CAN'T SAY BECAUSE OF SNOBS, CREEPS, IRL PSYCHOTIC PEOPLE, CREEPY SNOBBY YAOI GIRLS, THIS PERVERTED WEIRDO IN CANADA, ETC. DON'T EVEN ASK.
Myers/Briggs type: INTJ.
Hogwarts house: THE SNAKE ONE BECAUSE I'M TOTALLY EDGY KAWAII INSERT EXCLAMATION POINTS HERE AND ONES TO ADD CHEAP HUMOR TO THIS LINE.
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": I DON'T KNOW. I GET UP WHEN I'M YELLED AT TO CLEAN/FIX SOMETHING.
First thought in the morning: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
Last thought before falling asleep at night: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: ASS.
What do you do well: VINTAGE RANTS.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: FARTING.
Habits (Do you…?)
Drink: EH.
Smoke: GROSS.
Do Drugs: EW.
Exercise: RANTING WEARS ME OUT. SO THAT?
Have a go-to comfort food: WHAT?
Have a nervous habit: I'M NOT POSTING THAT PUBLICLY.
What is your favorite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): NOTHING.
In Others: WHAT?
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS ME BEING THE ONLY INCREDIBLY POLITE PERSON I KNOW IN REAL LIFE? WHICH MAKES ME ONE OF THOSE CONCEITED ASSHOLES THAT THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE FOR A SINGLE POINTLESS QUALITY THEY HAVE WHEN IN REALITY THEY'RE JUST PIECES OF LITERAL SHIT.
Food: WHAT.
Drink: JUICE.
Animal: I HAVE TOO MANY FAVORITE ANIMALS. BUMBLEBEES ARE CUTE AND FUCKED UP.
Colors: I HAVE TOO MANY FAVORITE COLORS. DO YOU EVER ENCOUNTER JEWELRY AND STARE AT THE COLORFUL GEMS FOR A LONG WHILE BECOMING AMAZED AT HOW PRETTY THE COLORS GO WELL TOGETHER UNTIL SOMEBODY YELLS AT YOU TO EITHER BUY SOMETHING OR GO AWAY? THAT.
Artist/Band/Group: WHAT THE FUCK.
Actor/Actress: WHAT.
Blogger: YOU'RE A BLOGGER.
WHAT? EVERYBODY WAS DOING IT. I JUST WANTED TO BE POPULAR.
SORRY ABOUT MY FRIEND COMMENTING.
Posted 10 years agoTHE JOLLY GREEN FATASS KNOWN AS SANTA ENGLISH. HE AND I BICKER A LOT. WE'RE FRIENDS. NOTHING TO BE ALARMED ABOUT. IF HE RUINED YOUR JOURNAL I AM SORRY. I ONLY HOPE HIS COMMENTS MADE PEOPLE LAUGH.
SORRY.
EDIT: IF YOU DON'T MIND HIS COMMENTS AND WON'T MIND HIM COMMENTING YOUR JOURNALS IN THE FUTURE, PLEASE TELL ME.
SORRY.
EDIT: IF YOU DON'T MIND HIS COMMENTS AND WON'T MIND HIM COMMENTING YOUR JOURNALS IN THE FUTURE, PLEASE TELL ME.
WOW, AWESOME! SMOSH MENTIONED ONE OF MY DRAWINGS!
Posted 10 years agoNo Subject
Posted 10 years agoKING SNAKE VIDEO.
Posted 11 years agohttp://kalmasiope.tumblr.com/post/1.....d-sale-today-i
I DEMAND YOU ANIMAL HUMANS WITNESS THIS ADORABLE KING SNAKE THAT I GOT TO ENCOUNTER TWO WEEKS AGO. IT WAS SO CUTE. IT LOOKED HAPPY TO SEE ME AND KEPT FOLLOWING ME AROUND. WAH. SO ADORABLE. MAKING A NOTE TO SELF TO DRAW FANART OF THIS ADORABLE SNAKEy.
I DEMAND YOU ANIMAL HUMANS WITNESS THIS ADORABLE KING SNAKE THAT I GOT TO ENCOUNTER TWO WEEKS AGO. IT WAS SO CUTE. IT LOOKED HAPPY TO SEE ME AND KEPT FOLLOWING ME AROUND. WAH. SO ADORABLE. MAKING A NOTE TO SELF TO DRAW FANART OF THIS ADORABLE SNAKEy.
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