Alright so I have a problem, and that problem is I'll often get ideas for a character I'd like, and put them to paper, maybe get a few pics... Then a little while later these same characters are never heard from or commissioned again. It's not because I don't like them, my mind just works that way and I lose interest in them. So, rather than let them collect dust forever, I've decided it'd probably be best to just try and rehome them to someone who might actually take interest in them!

I've set up a folder here with all the characters: https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery...../Sell-or-Trade

I'd appreciate it if people got back to me in PMs, but commenting on the relevant submissions will also get you a quick reply. There's no set price, so you can make offers based on what you feel you'd be willing to exchange for the character, be it money, another character or even art pieces!

Thank you so much for reading.~

Then you should be ashamed of yourself. It is gross. It is GREEN, and it has ACA in it. That's ONE LETTER "C" AWAY FROM CACA. FOR. SHAME. >:C

BLEGH.

Anyways. Rant coming your way... I've always hated Avocadoes. From day zero. I think they're tasteless meat boogers. So much so that I just tell everyone I'm allergic.

So in Miami, Downtown Miami there's this place called "Zona Fresca" picture your generic Moe's or Chipotle except better. These guys make the bestest burritoes and tacos and enchiladas and quesadillas and tortilla soup ever. BUT.

Bitches. Get. Guac. For. Free.

So here's my day. Having a nice day, I decide, "Well shit, lemme get a nice burrito." so I go there, walk up to the counter, order up my shit. Called the Siesta Maker.
Grilled Beef.
Black Beans.
Grilled Green Peppers and Onions.
Brown Rice.
Sour Cream.
Pico de Gallo.
And Cheddar Cheese.
AND GUAC.

So, being a normal, thinking human being I asked for no guac.

Bitches made the most beautiful burrito ever. Covered in spicy red sauce and melted cheese(Enchilada style for an extra .50). Beautiful. Smelled amazing.

Get back to my post, chomp down. Guacamole party. GUACAMOLE PARTY. LIKE AN AVOCADO JIZZING INTO MY MOUTH, MAN. I NEARLY PUKED.

So like, yeah. Fuck Guac. :I

Now, we all know videogames are the best thing ever. But I got into a debate yesterday with a friend of mine over the use of cheats in certain videogames, namely ones the likes of GTA and Saints Row.

He argued that using cheats was cheap, and generally ruined the overall experience of the game.

I argued that it wasn't cheap at all, if anything, using cheats in games like these makes it all the more fun. I mean, they're already pretty BS-heavy games, so why not? Why the fuck not punch things and make them explode? Or toss people over 900 feet away? Or jump about twenty feet into the air? It's fun!

Now, I will say that when doing missions, I do switch the cheats off, because that takes the merit out of it... But when you're free-roaming? Pls. It's a lot of fun.

That thing that happens when coworkers don't take care of the bathroom.
Like, pee on the toilet seat and crumpled up bits of TP.

Man, you people are older than me. Show some fucking class.

29, 43, 52, 45. Those are the ages of my coworkers. Fucking pigs.

I didn't go to Megaplex, as so many others did. I spent my four days off hanging out with
I can't describe how amazing it was to see her again. I was surprised just how much fun I had simply being lazy with her. Here's how it went down, day by day:

Thursday:
Woke up, packed and left my house to get to the greyhound station in Hialeah. The bus was scheduled to leave at 10:15 am, but got delayed 3 hours. I almost died thinking I'd have to wait in that station for 3 hours, but a very nice driver told me to hop onto the Orlando bus, and then catch the Orlando-Tampa bus there. Naturally I accepted.
After two bus rides filled with angry people and the smell of urine, and soiled diapers... I arrived in Tampa at 8:15. My babe picked me up there, and we went over to Burger King, where I ordered a Double Mc Whopper with cheese, and she got a Barbecue Mc Whopper. We ate at home, and settled for a night of cuddling, and watching The Office on Netflix.

Friday:
Friday morning, she woke me up at 7:30 T-T and we went to the school where se works for an hour or so, we then left for downtown where we ate at a place called Angie's, she ordered some biscuits and gravy which I couldn't help but stare at.
After that we went to the beach! We were there from 9:40/10-ish to around 5. We had some turkey&miracle whip sammiches, my first time trying miracle whip too! And I'm happy to say we spent 90% of our time in the water! And I got to see her sleeping, which some might call creepy... But screw you it was cute >:c

We left the beach and had some... Umm... Fried cake fries? I have no clue what they were called, but they were delicious!

When we got home... We had ourselves an epic nap, and then had an awkward-ish night out with a friend and her friend's mom. I'm sure they're nice people! It was just... Weird x3 we got home after that and fell asleep after watching more of The Office.

Saturday:
Woke up, and spent the morning bugging her :3 then I spent the day bugging her. At night we had a double date, which was fun but like, the only parts that were "Double" were the car rides x3

Still, I went to my first movie with my baby, and despite it being a horrible. Horrible movie. Sex Tape. I enjoyed it. I even got to teach her a little 2-minute dancing class in the nearly empty parking lot after that. Best. Night. Ever.

Sunday:
Spent the whole morning an half of the afternoon cuddling, and playing on the wii. I had this sense of dread, because I knew I had to leave for Miami a few hours from then, but I did my best I enjoy my previous minutes with her. The ride to the bs station was kinda quiet. We just held hands and leaned against eachother. I don't think either of us wanted to say goodbye, but when the moment came along... I found that I was perfectly able to. I told myself I would be back soon, and that thought alone is what helped me through the gate.

Now I'm sitting on the bus, headed for Miami. I miss her already, but I know we can both wait it out until one of us can travel again. If I had to pick a word to describe this trip... I'd saaaaaaay... Amazing. X3

 iky.infinity 's tinkleflower.

And by tinkleflower I mean her Lady Jane.

And by Lady Jane I mean her Punani.

... Her thing. >:I

I can't say the actual word. Goddammit.

Was amazing from the beginning to the end. I was mentally prepared for an awkward weekend of getting to know eachother, but instead I was pleasantly surprised to learn that she's basically the same person she was on skype/text. It wasn't awkward at all.

We hit it off right from the train station, I was amazed at how fucking cool she was, and patient too. Putting up with a ton of bad jokes, and BS that I tossed her way.

It's really hard to describe how into her I am, and how much I already miss her. Also she has the nicest cat ever.

I just can't even AHHHH. You know?

So here's how it went down:

The legend arrives at the train station, he finds Celsey and her roomates.
The legend greets Celsey with a hug, no more than five seconds, as too little is sour, and too long is uncool.
The legend shops at Walmart with Celsey for a funky fresh pair of pink swimming trunks.
The legends goes home with Celsey and her roommate.
The legend asks Celsey on a walk, makes fucking sexy eyebrow wiggles, and totally asks her to be his girlfriend.
The legend acquires the Celsey as a girlfriend, really bad starter kiss follows. Lame as fuck. Embarrassing meng.
The legend and Celsey go back home, redemption kiss. Best kiss ever. Trophy is in the mail. Winning.
Best weekend ever after that.

Going back on the 24th, meeting the mom. Call 911 if not heard from again.