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Holy shit it's my birthday already?
Posted 15 years agoGoddamn I'm 21 now. I can legally buy booze :u
I just dunno what to buy
I just dunno what to buy
I outdo myself yet again!
Posted 15 years ago I get more and more awesome every time :u
I'm back!
Posted 15 years agoWill I join inkbunny?
Posted 15 years agoA personal milestone in immaturity
Posted 15 years agoHoukaimura: Finally, an indy Ghosts n' Goblins game
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.freem.ne.jp/game/win/dl/dlfg02060.html
You play as Arthur who's got an eggplant for a head with shades. There's like 12 different weapons and they're all fairly useful and absurd. It's pretty balls to the wall but forgiving in a way as well, what with infinite lives and all. Give it a shot if you're in the mood for something different
You play as Arthur who's got an eggplant for a head with shades. There's like 12 different weapons and they're all fairly useful and absurd. It's pretty balls to the wall but forgiving in a way as well, what with infinite lives and all. Give it a shot if you're in the mood for something different
I didn't know Ryu had a driver's license.
Posted 15 years agoHoly fuck this game rocks
Posted 15 years agoFlip City = Dedede's theme?
Posted 15 years agoThey were both made by Hal, so it's not too big of a surprise.
Diabeetus and Asthma make great video games
Posted 15 years agohttp://image.com.com/gamespot/image.....7069_front.jpg
http://image.com.com/gamespot/image.....0148_front.jpg
[I've heard about the second one but really, DIABETES? My brain hurts.]
http://image.com.com/gamespot/image.....0148_front.jpg
[I've heard about the second one but really, DIABETES? My brain hurts.]
What the fuck.
Posted 15 years agohttp://gizmodo.com/5508246/dear-god.....wich-is-coming
No seriously. What the fuck.
What the fuck
What.
The.
FUCK.
No seriously. What the fuck.
What the fuck
What.
The.
FUCK.
Yume Nikki; a retrospective
Posted 15 years agoNot more than twenty minutes ago I finally finished up Yume Nikki, which can be best described as an adventure within the mind of a disturbed girl. Sift got me playing this game a few days ago and I've been playing it when I can, and after finishing it I'm left feeling drained, partially from the lack of sleep and partially from the shit I've seen.
If any of you guys ever battled Giygas at the end of Earthbound, just picture that battle being stretched out into an entire fucking game, and you have Yume Nikki in a nutshell, Madotsuki is easily one of the most disturbed video game characters I've seen. I'll admit there's actually a few quirky and cute moments, but the majority of the game is extremely surreal and is littered with mindfucks.
If this concept alone is making you curious, then give it a shot here
http://rapidshare.com/files/1066918.....sh_v3.rar.html
Also thanks again Sift, I ain't sure if I'm going to be able to sleep normally for a few days thanks to you.
If any of you guys ever battled Giygas at the end of Earthbound, just picture that battle being stretched out into an entire fucking game, and you have Yume Nikki in a nutshell, Madotsuki is easily one of the most disturbed video game characters I've seen. I'll admit there's actually a few quirky and cute moments, but the majority of the game is extremely surreal and is littered with mindfucks.
If this concept alone is making you curious, then give it a shot here
http://rapidshare.com/files/1066918.....sh_v3.rar.html
Also thanks again Sift, I ain't sure if I'm going to be able to sleep normally for a few days thanks to you.
Robocop likes fried chicken.
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOo.....eature=related
and noodles apparently
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLMj.....eature=related
Man I don't even fucking know any more
and noodles apparently
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLMj.....eature=related
Man I don't even fucking know any more
Just Cause 2
Posted 15 years agoSo I've been sitting here trying to think how the hell I should go about typing out a journal about this game and why it's fucking great. But then I realized I don't have to.
You see
Has made a wonderful little series using the game, called X vs Y. It's nothing short of fantastic, so I'll just drop some links on you guys and leave it at that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLB76eSkfYA Episode 1 A MUST WATCH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9wc_h_qd5s Episode 2
You see
Has made a wonderful little series using the game, called X vs Y. It's nothing short of fantastic, so I'll just drop some links on you guys and leave it at that.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLB76eSkfYA Episode 1 A MUST WATCH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9wc_h_qd5s Episode 2
What is this I don't even
Posted 15 years agoJust Cause 2 demo, and why you should get it now.
Posted 15 years agoSo I got the demo yesterday and I was laughing the whole time out of sheer glee, the demo exceeded my expectations! I fucking love the desert sandbox and the grappling hook is one bad ass weapon. You get 30 minutes to wreck everyone's shit, and there's ways to extend this timer too. Driving vehicles is hysterical because of how exaggerated the physics are.
Allow me to give an example: I jacked a jeep and started driving it, somehow my two back tires blew out and I was going out of control, I was all "OMG D8" I took out a pedestrian and slammed into the end of a guard rail, the front of the jeep fucking crunched and the jeep itself went 5 feet up into the air spinning around, and I was all "THIS IS AWESOME 8D" seeing as it was still running I drove it down a nearby hill, it spun sideways and starting barrel rolling at high speeds down the hill, and I was all "FUCK YEAH!!" then it caught on fire and flew away on a parachute as it exploded.
Then I tried a motorcycle, they handle better, plus most climb hills better, so I took one off a high mountain and landed in a trench, the fall being so long the motorcycle exploded and killed me, I had a shattered pelvis and severe third degree burns to my groin but I was having soooo much fun.
and I dunno about you guys but I love the cheesy "so bad it's good" Voice acting. I always cackle when I hear one of the guards yell "AAHH! HE GOT ME WITH HIS WIRE THING!" and then I string 'em up on the wall and whip the shit out of them.
So uh yeah, go download that shit right now, if you remotely enjoy action or sandbox games, or fuck even games in general you owe it yourself to try it :u
Allow me to give an example: I jacked a jeep and started driving it, somehow my two back tires blew out and I was going out of control, I was all "OMG D8" I took out a pedestrian and slammed into the end of a guard rail, the front of the jeep fucking crunched and the jeep itself went 5 feet up into the air spinning around, and I was all "THIS IS AWESOME 8D" seeing as it was still running I drove it down a nearby hill, it spun sideways and starting barrel rolling at high speeds down the hill, and I was all "FUCK YEAH!!" then it caught on fire and flew away on a parachute as it exploded.
Then I tried a motorcycle, they handle better, plus most climb hills better, so I took one off a high mountain and landed in a trench, the fall being so long the motorcycle exploded and killed me, I had a shattered pelvis and severe third degree burns to my groin but I was having soooo much fun.
and I dunno about you guys but I love the cheesy "so bad it's good" Voice acting. I always cackle when I hear one of the guards yell "AAHH! HE GOT ME WITH HIS WIRE THING!" and then I string 'em up on the wall and whip the shit out of them.
So uh yeah, go download that shit right now, if you remotely enjoy action or sandbox games, or fuck even games in general you owe it yourself to try it :u
Underrated games that deserve better
Posted 15 years agoSo the demo for Just Cause 2 is coming out tomorrow, and first lemme get this outta the way. Eeeeeeeee!
Okay I'm good, but besides my initial excitement, I've been realizing it's gonna go under the radar, and I've been thinking about good games that never got the attention they deserved, so now I'm gonna give you a few games to think about:
1) Dark Sector, (360)
Okay so the controls are pretty much ripped off from Gears of War and Resident Evil 4, but who gives a shit? This game is great, you're essentially a dorky agent who gets infected with the awesomest viral infection ever, which encases your fucking arm in metal flesh and gives you a boomerang which is capable of cutting motherfuckers in half, along with pick up items off the floor and bring them to you. Link only wish his boomerang was this effective. Along with just tossing this whirling death trap at baddies, you can also steer it in slow motion and listen to the Russians scream in terror as it flies towards their faces. Did I mention you can hit elements with the boomerang and charge it with fire, electricity, or ice? And later on you get the ability to manually detonate the charge for a big burny/shocky/freezy explosion the always results in HILARIOUS ragdoll effects where the enemy goes flying team-rocket style in the stratosphere? Fucking amazing.
2) Goldeneye: Rogue Agent (Xbox)
Did you like Goldeneye 64 as much as I did? Good, leave those memories at the door when you play this game. I believe this is why it suffered more than anything, because when I sat down to play this game, I didn't expect a sequel to Goldeneye 64, and I found a pretty good FPS game. You can pretty much dual wield every single gun you find in this game (With the exception of the assault rifle, Rocket launcher, and sniper) plus your starting handgun has infinite ammo, it's slow as hell but if you shoot the baddies in the head or groin they drop fast. Plus you can get up close to the enemy, bitchslap them and use them as a human shield, or just throw them off ledges and shit for more lulz. I should point out the AI is fairly clever in this game, they'll grab their buddies and use them as human shields, take cover, and know what weapon you're carrying, plus the smarter foes know when you're aiming for them and will do their best to stay out of your crosshairs. Again, a solid choice.
3) Earth Defense Force 2017 (360)
I already made a journal all about this so I'll just say this:
Contra+Dynasty warriors+Shadow of the colossus+B-movie monsters = EDF2017. Also the friendly soldiers have been known to say shit like "When I go home, I'm gonna eat a steak!" and then the rest of the squad goes YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Fucking priceless.
TL;DR version: These games am good, go google them :u
By the way, do you guys know of any underrated games you love but noticed noone else loves? If so, post a comment here and tell me about it
Okay I'm good, but besides my initial excitement, I've been realizing it's gonna go under the radar, and I've been thinking about good games that never got the attention they deserved, so now I'm gonna give you a few games to think about:
1) Dark Sector, (360)
Okay so the controls are pretty much ripped off from Gears of War and Resident Evil 4, but who gives a shit? This game is great, you're essentially a dorky agent who gets infected with the awesomest viral infection ever, which encases your fucking arm in metal flesh and gives you a boomerang which is capable of cutting motherfuckers in half, along with pick up items off the floor and bring them to you. Link only wish his boomerang was this effective. Along with just tossing this whirling death trap at baddies, you can also steer it in slow motion and listen to the Russians scream in terror as it flies towards their faces. Did I mention you can hit elements with the boomerang and charge it with fire, electricity, or ice? And later on you get the ability to manually detonate the charge for a big burny/shocky/freezy explosion the always results in HILARIOUS ragdoll effects where the enemy goes flying team-rocket style in the stratosphere? Fucking amazing.
2) Goldeneye: Rogue Agent (Xbox)
Did you like Goldeneye 64 as much as I did? Good, leave those memories at the door when you play this game. I believe this is why it suffered more than anything, because when I sat down to play this game, I didn't expect a sequel to Goldeneye 64, and I found a pretty good FPS game. You can pretty much dual wield every single gun you find in this game (With the exception of the assault rifle, Rocket launcher, and sniper) plus your starting handgun has infinite ammo, it's slow as hell but if you shoot the baddies in the head or groin they drop fast. Plus you can get up close to the enemy, bitchslap them and use them as a human shield, or just throw them off ledges and shit for more lulz. I should point out the AI is fairly clever in this game, they'll grab their buddies and use them as human shields, take cover, and know what weapon you're carrying, plus the smarter foes know when you're aiming for them and will do their best to stay out of your crosshairs. Again, a solid choice.
3) Earth Defense Force 2017 (360)
I already made a journal all about this so I'll just say this:
Contra+Dynasty warriors+Shadow of the colossus+B-movie monsters = EDF2017. Also the friendly soldiers have been known to say shit like "When I go home, I'm gonna eat a steak!" and then the rest of the squad goes YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Fucking priceless.
TL;DR version: These games am good, go google them :u
By the way, do you guys know of any underrated games you love but noticed noone else loves? If so, post a comment here and tell me about it
The shower meme.
Posted 15 years agoGanked from 
after discussing it a bit on her journal
1 - Do you shower in the morning or evening?
early afternoon when I wake up. Shut up I like sleeping in.
2 - Do you use liquid or bar soap?
Liquid, liquid soap and those shower poof things>>>>bar soap
3 - Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo?
Both of course, preferably the tresumme shampoo/conditioner
4 - Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
Well I used to, but I prefer to brush my teeth standing in front of my sink now, it's weird brushing your teeth naked >_>
5 - Do you shave in the shower?
Hell no, the water would rinse off the shaving cream and know my luck I'd slice myself. I actually once went to work with three perfect lines on my cheek when I fucked up shaving once. Not fun
6 - Do you sing in the shower?
Hah, no. I can't sing at all :u
7 - Do you use a washcloth?
Nope! Gimme a shower poof... thingy
8 - Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower?
Curtain, I'd like a door, but then again my apartment has a full sized shower so I ain't complaining
9 - Have you every taken a call in the shower?
To hell with that when I climb into the shower I'm staying in the shower, the only thing that'd make me leave early is if my place catches fire. ...or if there's a spider, oh God I would fucking leap out of the shower then
10 - Have you ever showered in your swimsuit?
Now why in the hell would I do that? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of climbing into a shower to wash up?
11 - Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex?
I have a long time ago when I was younger, but in all honesty any child who has siblings will probably have to go through this
12 - Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex?
...Nope, I was hoping I could with my ex, but that didn't happen unfortunately, I still want to though, I think it'd be pretty sweet.
13 - Do you share a bathroom with someone?
Nope, just me, I like it like that though.
14 - Do you listen to the radio in the shower?
Nah I don't have a spare radio, only my clock radio, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna take the time to pack that into my bathroom every time I shower.
15 - Do you wear a shower cap?
Again that seems silly, you get into a shower to wash up, getting your hair wet seems necessary
16 - Do you wash behind your ears?
No but now I'm so self aware of it now that I'm probably gonna start
17 - Describe your shower in three words.
Long, hot, and revitalizing
18 - What one thing would you change about your shower?
a better water heater, I can only take like, a 15 minute hot shower before I start running out >_>
19 - What would make your shower time better for you?
A lady friend to shower with, plus she could get between my shoulder blades, I have yet to figure out how the fuck to get at that area comfortably
20 - What celebrity would you like to shower with?
None, most celebrities are kinda gross D:
21 - What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?
I just said none D8<
22 - What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower?
Hot water. And my shower poof thing
23 - What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower?
I've dropped the soap. Lol.
24 - What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower?
I've dropped the soap. Lol.
25 - When was the last time you showered?
This afternoon when I got up
26 - When are you going to take a shower next?
Tomorrow afternoon :u
after discussing it a bit on her journal1 - Do you shower in the morning or evening?
early afternoon when I wake up. Shut up I like sleeping in.
2 - Do you use liquid or bar soap?
Liquid, liquid soap and those shower poof things>>>>bar soap
3 - Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo?
Both of course, preferably the tresumme shampoo/conditioner
4 - Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
Well I used to, but I prefer to brush my teeth standing in front of my sink now, it's weird brushing your teeth naked >_>
5 - Do you shave in the shower?
Hell no, the water would rinse off the shaving cream and know my luck I'd slice myself. I actually once went to work with three perfect lines on my cheek when I fucked up shaving once. Not fun
6 - Do you sing in the shower?
Hah, no. I can't sing at all :u
7 - Do you use a washcloth?
Nope! Gimme a shower poof... thingy
8 - Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower?
Curtain, I'd like a door, but then again my apartment has a full sized shower so I ain't complaining
9 - Have you every taken a call in the shower?
To hell with that when I climb into the shower I'm staying in the shower, the only thing that'd make me leave early is if my place catches fire. ...or if there's a spider, oh God I would fucking leap out of the shower then
10 - Have you ever showered in your swimsuit?
Now why in the hell would I do that? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of climbing into a shower to wash up?
11 - Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex?
I have a long time ago when I was younger, but in all honesty any child who has siblings will probably have to go through this
12 - Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex?
...Nope, I was hoping I could with my ex, but that didn't happen unfortunately, I still want to though, I think it'd be pretty sweet.
13 - Do you share a bathroom with someone?
Nope, just me, I like it like that though.
14 - Do you listen to the radio in the shower?
Nah I don't have a spare radio, only my clock radio, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna take the time to pack that into my bathroom every time I shower.
15 - Do you wear a shower cap?
Again that seems silly, you get into a shower to wash up, getting your hair wet seems necessary
16 - Do you wash behind your ears?
No but now I'm so self aware of it now that I'm probably gonna start
17 - Describe your shower in three words.
Long, hot, and revitalizing
18 - What one thing would you change about your shower?
a better water heater, I can only take like, a 15 minute hot shower before I start running out >_>
19 - What would make your shower time better for you?
A lady friend to shower with, plus she could get between my shoulder blades, I have yet to figure out how the fuck to get at that area comfortably
20 - What celebrity would you like to shower with?
None, most celebrities are kinda gross D:
21 - What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?
I just said none D8<
22 - What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower?
Hot water. And my shower poof thing
23 - What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower?
I've dropped the soap. Lol.
24 - What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower?
I've dropped the soap. Lol.
25 - When was the last time you showered?
This afternoon when I got up
26 - When are you going to take a shower next?
Tomorrow afternoon :u
Bioshock 2
Posted 15 years agoSo after renting Bioshock on Friday, I just finished it this afternoon, and here are a few of my own personal comments:
First of all, using plasmids is WAY more streamlined seeing as they're always available with your weapons, meaning you shoot some chump splicer in the face while zapping their balls off with a bolt of lightning.
Hacking's a lot quicker too, now it's a timing based minigame that does NOT stop the gameplay, so things can get hairy when you fuck up and you got bots shooting your big metal ass off and you're trying to fix it.
The fucking drill. Oh. MY. GOD. when you start upgrading this fucking thing it's easy to get a God complex because you're capable of toppling any foe with the greatest of ease. Far better than that piss-ant wrench.
Interacting with little sisters is more fleshed out too, once you liberate them from their big daddies, you can either harvest them right there if you're a big asshole, or you can adopt them and lead them to angels for them to draw the ADAM out of, when you set them down to work, every fucking splicer in the area knows about it and wants in, so it's up to you to keep them back so your lil sister can focus on her work, each sister can only harvest twice, then you need to take them back to a vent hole to either harvest or rescue them.
I can't comment on the online play as I have no internet sadly, but it does look fun. I highly recommend you play this game if you enjoyed the first bioshock, buying however, that's a choice you'll have to come to yourself.
First of all, using plasmids is WAY more streamlined seeing as they're always available with your weapons, meaning you shoot some chump splicer in the face while zapping their balls off with a bolt of lightning.
Hacking's a lot quicker too, now it's a timing based minigame that does NOT stop the gameplay, so things can get hairy when you fuck up and you got bots shooting your big metal ass off and you're trying to fix it.
The fucking drill. Oh. MY. GOD. when you start upgrading this fucking thing it's easy to get a God complex because you're capable of toppling any foe with the greatest of ease. Far better than that piss-ant wrench.
Interacting with little sisters is more fleshed out too, once you liberate them from their big daddies, you can either harvest them right there if you're a big asshole, or you can adopt them and lead them to angels for them to draw the ADAM out of, when you set them down to work, every fucking splicer in the area knows about it and wants in, so it's up to you to keep them back so your lil sister can focus on her work, each sister can only harvest twice, then you need to take them back to a vent hole to either harvest or rescue them.
I can't comment on the online play as I have no internet sadly, but it does look fun. I highly recommend you play this game if you enjoyed the first bioshock, buying however, that's a choice you'll have to come to yourself.
Attention everyone.
Posted 15 years agoI don't get it, what's so good about paypal?
Posted 15 years agoI mean christ I spent two hours jumping through hoops to get my bank account linked up with them, and now it's gonna take three fucking days for the money to be processed into my paypal account.
I mean more than anything I'm just venting right now but that really bugs the shit out of me, in three days time could've just bought a money order and mailed it to the person I'm commissioning, and it'd probably be 30 times easier than this nonsense.
Ugh, I have a headache now.
I mean more than anything I'm just venting right now but that really bugs the shit out of me, in three days time could've just bought a money order and mailed it to the person I'm commissioning, and it'd probably be 30 times easier than this nonsense.
Ugh, I have a headache now.
Trying to find a late night TV show skit
Posted 15 years agoOkay so this skit just crossed my mind and now I'm determined to find it
It was either on Conan o'brien or Jay Leno, they were going on about how they spent so much money for this particular skit, and when they finally showed it, all it is is a picture of the great wall of china and this black dude flies overhead, saying "HELLOOOOO"
That's it.
and for the life of me I can't find the fucking skit, and obviously because I have so little details, I can't google it. can anyone help me?
It was either on Conan o'brien or Jay Leno, they were going on about how they spent so much money for this particular skit, and when they finally showed it, all it is is a picture of the great wall of china and this black dude flies overhead, saying "HELLOOOOO"
That's it.
and for the life of me I can't find the fucking skit, and obviously because I have so little details, I can't google it. can anyone help me?
Mystery Dungeon
Posted 15 years agoIs fucking hard.
No, not the pokemon mystery dungeons, those are the watered down bastardizations of roguelikes.
I'm talking about shinren the wanderer, this game is fucking HARD.
Why am I making this journal? Because I want to see if anyone else plays it, as I plan on making a final dungeon run eventually, and when I do and I do inadvertently get killed, it'd be nice to see if I can have someone bail my sorry ass out and rescue me.
So do any of you play Shinren the wanderer?
No, not the pokemon mystery dungeons, those are the watered down bastardizations of roguelikes.
I'm talking about shinren the wanderer, this game is fucking HARD.
Why am I making this journal? Because I want to see if anyone else plays it, as I plan on making a final dungeon run eventually, and when I do and I do inadvertently get killed, it'd be nice to see if I can have someone bail my sorry ass out and rescue me.
So do any of you play Shinren the wanderer?
I love Klaymen D:
Posted 15 years agoLike seriously, this guy has got to be one of the awesomest adventure game heroes next to Guybrush and Abe.
and here is some proof of his awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pof6.....eature=related Sandwich.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIsg.....eature=related The weasel chase, where my icon is from. BOIT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y13F.....eature=related The mulberry bush (or mushroom fruit)
and here is some proof of his awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pof6.....eature=related Sandwich.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIsg.....eature=related The weasel chase, where my icon is from. BOIT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y13F.....eature=related The mulberry bush (or mushroom fruit)
Don't shit your pants.
Posted 15 years agoan epic survival horror game.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Ret.....hit-your-pants
Remember, don't shit your pants.
Can YOU be the shit king?
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Ret.....hit-your-pants
Remember, don't shit your pants.
Can YOU be the shit king?
