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Heelloooo???? Its been a while....
Posted 14 years agoSo i have been internetless for a long time since our last meeting. I'm not really into coming online every other our, I haven't had internet for about 10 months. I have been extremely happy without internet, I have people that are with me and help me consume my day piece by piece at a pace I can handle. I'm happy, I love all my Yena's, I have texting and calling in the U.S. That is how I will be mostly communicating through that from now on. So basically, I'm saying I wont be here untill I'm actually paying for internet. Love you guys, just got on for a bit, If you really wanna contact me then send me a text. Love you all! <3
Heelloooo
Posted 14 years agoHOLY SHIT TIME LAPSE!
Posted 15 years agoI've been offline for almost 2 weeks! hot damn diggity! Just wanted to let some people know, I got moved, again, but I was never unpacked so it was easy, and I got into this awesome new 3 bedroom place. and since I dont care for a room I just made my room the gaming room because I just bought a new 3D 60" plasma TV with the roomies for only $500! damn do I love havin people to rely on equally! Been playing alot of singleplayer games or offline multi-coop with the internetlessness. I'm using one of my roomies buddies laptop while they are out exploring oregon... lol.. out-of-towners... Anyways folks, I'm doing good, in good health, in good hands and happy housing. Not to mention I can walk home in less then 6 minutes or a 2 min bike ride. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My shoulders just keep gettin lighter!
OH YEAH!! Went down to the oregon dunes last week, 29th-2nd. I GOT SOME FOOTAGE TOO! But sadly still, cant post it untill I get the nets, but hopefully as I get paid soon I will be on,
@Kazu, I got AT&T aswell, you can call me whenever.
OH YEAH!! Went down to the oregon dunes last week, 29th-2nd. I GOT SOME FOOTAGE TOO! But sadly still, cant post it untill I get the nets, but hopefully as I get paid soon I will be on,
@Kazu, I got AT&T aswell, you can call me whenever.
Just you know why..
Posted 15 years agoI'm sure everyones already seen it, AMERICA!
So someone said...
Posted 15 years agoAbsinthe is supposed to be drank with a sugar cube in your mouth.. True? False? Anyone? I dunno but I aint doing it unless I know for sure... Dont really wanna get em..
Awesome People Still Exist...
Posted 15 years agoSo, it was this plain old shipment day at my work, stuff to do in a short time.. yadda yadda...
As it went by I had about two hours left and I was helping this guy in our photo department. He is in marketing and about 65. He was building a showcase of this house he's trying to market for car collecters.. the house is worth over $10 Million!!! Anyways.. He liked so much on how I helped him with his photos that he told me about this project he'd like to do of his grand daughter who just turned 1 about not too long ago, and he had collected pictures over that time of her growing and wanted to make a timelapse for himself and his family. So I explained to him how we could do it but we would need internet for his laptop and my store just doesnt have it. But, it seemed like a sweet little project and I enjoy helping older people because they know how to fuckin show some appreciation. So, I told him that I could help him after I got off work and we could meet at a starbucks and I'd show him how to do his project like he wanted. So, I got off work and he even came back... two hours later and gave me a lift down there and as soon as we walk in, he's like.. "Order anything you want, money is no object here.." So I just ordered my favorite (Vente Green Tea Frappucino w/foam, and I work right next to a starbucks and my sister is a barista at a resort... I know a lil lingo) and I started up on his project. It took about an 1.45 hours and I finally got done. And to say his thanks... what does he do? He hands me four, $100 Bills. FOR LESS THEN TWO HOURS OF WORK?!? HUZZAHAHHAH!! Then! He tells me that if he sells this place that I helped him with his portfolio on it, that if I'm interested he would like me as an apprentice and would pay for my schooling in marketing! Lemme tell ya, Awesome People Still Exist...
Also, I got my new apartment, with cheaper rent, more room, and an awesome creek going through the property! I got my corner of the rent covered and two fifths of Absinthe for $80!! PARTYTIME!
As it went by I had about two hours left and I was helping this guy in our photo department. He is in marketing and about 65. He was building a showcase of this house he's trying to market for car collecters.. the house is worth over $10 Million!!! Anyways.. He liked so much on how I helped him with his photos that he told me about this project he'd like to do of his grand daughter who just turned 1 about not too long ago, and he had collected pictures over that time of her growing and wanted to make a timelapse for himself and his family. So I explained to him how we could do it but we would need internet for his laptop and my store just doesnt have it. But, it seemed like a sweet little project and I enjoy helping older people because they know how to fuckin show some appreciation. So, I told him that I could help him after I got off work and we could meet at a starbucks and I'd show him how to do his project like he wanted. So, I got off work and he even came back... two hours later and gave me a lift down there and as soon as we walk in, he's like.. "Order anything you want, money is no object here.." So I just ordered my favorite (Vente Green Tea Frappucino w/foam, and I work right next to a starbucks and my sister is a barista at a resort... I know a lil lingo) and I started up on his project. It took about an 1.45 hours and I finally got done. And to say his thanks... what does he do? He hands me four, $100 Bills. FOR LESS THEN TWO HOURS OF WORK?!? HUZZAHAHHAH!! Then! He tells me that if he sells this place that I helped him with his portfolio on it, that if I'm interested he would like me as an apprentice and would pay for my schooling in marketing! Lemme tell ya, Awesome People Still Exist...
Also, I got my new apartment, with cheaper rent, more room, and an awesome creek going through the property! I got my corner of the rent covered and two fifths of Absinthe for $80!! PARTYTIME!
A recap of the day, a question, comment, and answer.
Posted 15 years agoSo, my day started at 11 o'clock, me getting called awake by my good lady friend Megan. She was lettin me know she was headin out to the zoo from her place, which would take a couple hours. So as soon as my coworker got back from the clothing store with her new shoes we set out with a 1.5 gallon camelback of water, two flasks of vodka, and a couple of waterbottles with Hawaiian Punch mix for chasers. We got to the zoo at 1, which is crazy cuz for me it's only about a 5 minute drive, I should just buy a pass! It's a great way to just spend he day, nice place to relax, and you meet alot of new people who all think they know something about an animal that nobody else fucking does, ITS GREAT! I had to refill my backpack about 4 times cuz silly Megan and her diabetes was makin her crave sugar and she kept drinkin from mah drink, but it was alright cuz it kept me cool aswell. I also had to get an elephant ear, which to those of you who dont know, its a giant piece of flattened dough, deep fried and bathed in sugar and cinnamon. I forgot the sno cone though, I just wasnt really lookin for it. I got to feed these small parrots nectar too, straight from my hand in a little cup and my roomate got attacked by them, I think it may have been her perfume, but they wanted to make a nest from her hair... I told her they were just zombie birds lookin for the brains.. hehehe. The only bad part, was there was barely any predators outside and I couldnt find the Hyenas ANYWHERE!! Ohwell! After 4 hours of zoo trekkin, we all parted ways and headed home. It was so painful trying to get up the stairs into my place, my muscles were super sore from just movin so much, I probly walked atleast like 5 miles with that damn bag on my back.. Then I went down to Todai's Buffet and had my $25 buffet of 32 pieces if sushi, and about 5 pounds of king crab with garlic butter, I ate soo mch my stomach now hurt cuz it was not only heavy, but pushing on all my sore muscles too, over all it was fuckin good. Sushi + Sapporo is a great combo! Then I came home again all sore and shit and passed out on the floor cuz I couldnt make it to my bed.
I then had a dream about birth and then death, and when it came to death, in my dream I had gone around and killed maybe about 20 something people, and captured 6 during my spree I had taken on this little logging town. With those 6 people I captured, I had them locked into seperate rooms and I strung them up like marionettes and sown their mouths shut so they couldnt talk. I then proceeded to bring them on a stage and use them like giant sized pinnochios, and the whole time I was playing with them like that, my eyes were streaming tears of blood and it was dripping on my human puppets below. The crazy shit is that people were clapping, and some even wanted to be puppet aswell, I was confused to think some people would want to do that. Then I woke up and I actually had tears on my face like in my dream, but they werent blood, "phew".
So how was all of your guys' day? I've been meaning to say this aswell, but I dont quite know the best way to put it, I'm just gonna give it a shot.
Over the internet, do you think you know someone? Can you 'blindly' read something that somebody wrote and think that they must be hurt, happy, or confused? I understand theres a lot of good people out there, but how gullible are they? Sometimes I just dont fucking get it with some people, theres alot of poor saps out there, getting taking advantage of day by day, without someone to tell them it's not right. Which also leads me to think, do they know this? Do they know it and still go on doing it? Do some people like being taken advantage of, even if it's in the form of a letter, false friendship, money, and whatever? - Just thought I'd get that out there, I dont know why I was thinking this, because mostly I dont care about people I dont even know, but it's their ignorance, and I guess their bliss, none of my business to make people see the truth, let them find it on their own. That's it, maybe the furry people are just so blind to their humanity, that they dont learn from their mistakes.. hmmm... oh well!
I then had a dream about birth and then death, and when it came to death, in my dream I had gone around and killed maybe about 20 something people, and captured 6 during my spree I had taken on this little logging town. With those 6 people I captured, I had them locked into seperate rooms and I strung them up like marionettes and sown their mouths shut so they couldnt talk. I then proceeded to bring them on a stage and use them like giant sized pinnochios, and the whole time I was playing with them like that, my eyes were streaming tears of blood and it was dripping on my human puppets below. The crazy shit is that people were clapping, and some even wanted to be puppet aswell, I was confused to think some people would want to do that. Then I woke up and I actually had tears on my face like in my dream, but they werent blood, "phew".
After waking up I had this song in my head and some mixed feelings on cannibalism, they werent that bad though...
So how was all of your guys' day? I've been meaning to say this aswell, but I dont quite know the best way to put it, I'm just gonna give it a shot.
Over the internet, do you think you know someone? Can you 'blindly' read something that somebody wrote and think that they must be hurt, happy, or confused? I understand theres a lot of good people out there, but how gullible are they? Sometimes I just dont fucking get it with some people, theres alot of poor saps out there, getting taking advantage of day by day, without someone to tell them it's not right. Which also leads me to think, do they know this? Do they know it and still go on doing it? Do some people like being taken advantage of, even if it's in the form of a letter, false friendship, money, and whatever? - Just thought I'd get that out there, I dont know why I was thinking this, because mostly I dont care about people I dont even know, but it's their ignorance, and I guess their bliss, none of my business to make people see the truth, let them find it on their own. That's it, maybe the furry people are just so blind to their humanity, that they dont learn from their mistakes.. hmmm... oh well!
Birthdays...
Posted 15 years agoIt's my turn, yup.. 365 days agao was also my birthday... I'm goin to the zoo today to check out all the exotic species living in my habitat.... yay!!
Have a great day everyone, drink one for me and drive safe.
Have a great day everyone, drink one for me and drive safe.
Haha!! Very nice! Xbox Lawl Enforcement.
Posted 15 years agoSo apparently, having this on my profile for 8 months was just too much for the Xbox Lawl Enforcement team.
"I got a fist full of sh¡t for you flies to feast. Plus you cant conceive the fact that my minds a beast. I'm a pimps satisfaction causing chemical reaction. Morph into something fast and make myself as the assasin." Really? Took em 8 months and about 15 complaints to find it, what a laugh. Oh well, I can wait a day to play, but the funniest shit is, even though I'm suspended for just.. 1 day, they also sent me a online free month card! HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK?? I dunno. Thanks for the free monies xbox! XD
Another funny doodad I've come across. How many people are actually trying to make themselves look good online. I mean, a great majority of people on the web you will never see, but if it comes to trying to make yourself look good you really try harder then real life. Whats that mean?
Then, another note. Birthday parties gonna be a blast. Got some old friends and new pals comin, and hopefully if the meteorologists can get their heads out of their asses and tell me if the days gonna be sunny or not, either way, nothing can ruin that day.
So to all of you who dont have to try and impress people that sincerely fake a care, have a great day!
And to the rest... you know what you must do. PUT DOWN THE FORK! XD
"I got a fist full of sh¡t for you flies to feast. Plus you cant conceive the fact that my minds a beast. I'm a pimps satisfaction causing chemical reaction. Morph into something fast and make myself as the assasin." Really? Took em 8 months and about 15 complaints to find it, what a laugh. Oh well, I can wait a day to play, but the funniest shit is, even though I'm suspended for just.. 1 day, they also sent me a online free month card! HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK?? I dunno. Thanks for the free monies xbox! XD
Another funny doodad I've come across. How many people are actually trying to make themselves look good online. I mean, a great majority of people on the web you will never see, but if it comes to trying to make yourself look good you really try harder then real life. Whats that mean?
Then, another note. Birthday parties gonna be a blast. Got some old friends and new pals comin, and hopefully if the meteorologists can get their heads out of their asses and tell me if the days gonna be sunny or not, either way, nothing can ruin that day.
So to all of you who dont have to try and impress people that sincerely fake a care, have a great day!
And to the rest... you know what you must do. PUT DOWN THE FORK! XD
HYPOCRISY!
Posted 15 years ago“Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises, for never intending to go beyond promise, it costs nothing”
OH! OH EDMUND BURKE! YOUR IDEAS WERE PRICELESS!! WHY COULDNT YOU JUST LIVE FOREVER?
To celebrate this day, I got my new break-barrel HW100s, its so shiny and can blast holes into car doors, straight through! With only Air!! HAHAHA I FUCKIN LOVE IT! The best yet, this nifty fuckin silencer is very nice and reduces the noise by 78%!! WOOOO!!! Heres a vid for celebration!
Lol- The funniest shit to come home to after work.
Posted 15 years agoLol, such a wayside story, I laughed my ass off, although... There was no mention of me being 10" Tall, breathing fire, and having laser eyes. But it was a good laugh. I've never seen someone try so hard to make themself look good when there is nothing good. Well, heres a tip to great stories nonetheless, cheers! *shakes beer mug violently*
If anyone wants a good laugh, note me, I'll send you the link.
If anyone wants a good laugh, note me, I'll send you the link.
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Listen to that, it's even better with the story!!A new day, a new week, HUZZAH!
Posted 15 years agoWhose ready for the day? Got mah rent paid, got the badness out my life, got a shit ton of good news! Whoooo! Lifes great! Goin to go see all the caged up animals next friday, err wait, the zoo! Then maybe visit the nickel arcade and blow some cash on the old games. Got things planned out, and my roomates hookin me up with a deal for a 2002 acura, Cant wait to ricer that shit out lol. So anyone got any good stories lately? Oh yeah, and I got back into Fire Emblem/ Radiant Dawn for the wii, anyone played it?
You know someones fuckin ungrateful
Posted 15 years agoWhen you spend some money on them, and they dont appreciate the actual thought of it. Yes, sure, we know its just money. But maybe you arent understanding that while you werent wasting your fucking life for someone else to make the money that we spent, it's a little fucking UNGRATEFUL. Then, when we dont wanna talk to you because you never talk to us, well, we might be a little fucking busy, you ungrateful shit. Maybe we dont wanna get dragged into your.. "OHH MY LIFE IS ALL DRAMA AND I CANT FUCKING TAKE A SHIT WITHOUT DRAGGING SOMEONE INTO MY DRAMATIC LIFE!" Yea, you're fucking a drama llama. You always were and maybe thats why some of us who like to enjoy life, dont speak to you, maybe if you spent a little more time being less dramatic and stressful and put out some reason to help us remember to keep in touch or to help, we would bother doing so, but hey, we're a little fucking busy working for our money. So, I want you to remember what I've done for you out of my selflessness and generosity, all I asked for was friendship. Even from you, the person with the over dramatic life, the leech that you are. But let me tell you, we didnt think of it till you showed how much you dont care for us. Way to be selfish, ungrateful, whiney, annoying, and a stressful tumor on my life. Thanks a whole fucking bunch. Cuz you know what, with you, I could shit in one hand and in the other I'd have you, I'd choose the shit because its funner and it isnt ungrateful to be thrown on someone. So, when reality hits me in the face, I'll be thinking of shit and you while I work my work, and pay for my housing with my work that I worked all the time for, wasting my life while you arent. Thats right, so maybe you should reconsider your species, I would try a llama / leech hybrid, cuz thats all you are and we fuckin smell it. So if this hasnt made sense the whole time, this is what I meant to say but sorta went into detail.
Fuck you, you bastard. How fucking dare you!Heads up.
Posted 15 years agoI wont be online for a little while, mostly because where I'm moving doesnt have a direct connection but I may be able to jack the neighboring wireless untill I can get my own. Anyways, this will mean I'll most likely be out and about, nothin to worry about, just havin fun the most I can.
Peace through superior firepower ya'll!
Peace through superior firepower ya'll!
To everyone out there
Posted 15 years agoI just want you all to know, that from the deepest,darkest, part of my heart.
I wanna kill all of you. I hope the feelings mutual friends :D
What ways would you guys like to go? Maybe we can arrange something.Has this ever happened to you?
Posted 15 years agoIT HAS TO ME! DONT LAUGH MUCH.
In light of your sadness
Posted 15 years agoMost of what is done, is done with reason. Though the reason may not come from the person you think of why it happened, turn more towards yourself as the factor. You should never try to regain whats not yours when you didnt show that you wanted it in the beginning.
Soooo... In light of your sadness
Soooo... In light of your sadness
IM TIRED OF YOUR BITCHING
Posted 15 years agoGET OVER IT!
You make me wanna throw up.
You make me wanna throw up.
Me, Me?
Posted 15 years agoStole this from 
KazumaFox
• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
- Name: Kelios Desian
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: September
- Sign: Virgo
- Hair color: Brownish
- Eye color: Lightning Blue
- Height: 6'1"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straightish
• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Saks Fifth
- Favorite designer: Hugo Boss
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Boss Jeans, White Tee, Flip-Flops
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Shorts
- What do you usually wear?: Slacks, Dress Shirt, Tie, Boxers, Italian Leather Dress Shoes :P
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Organix Teatree and Mint
- What are you listening to right now?: Sick Puppies
- Who is the last person that called you?: Chappy.
- How many buddies are online right now?: 12 on Windows Live
• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
- Food: Pot-Stickers and Green Tea Icecream
- Girls' names: Zoey
- Boys' names: Julian
- Subjects in school: Glass Blowing
- Animals: Hyena's and Komodo Dragons
• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Given anyone a bath?: No
- Smoked?: Yes, Smoke Cigs, Cigars, Pot, and Hookah
- Bungee jumped?: Twice.
- Made yourself throw up?: Ipecac.
- Skinny dipped?: Yes, and it was in a small towns river and I was not alone.
- Ever been in love?: Unconditional Love
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No
- Pictured your crush naked?: Yea, but who hasnt?
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Yes.
- Cried when someone died?: Yep, Cried when both my grandparents died.
- Lied: Everyone lies, so yes.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Lol No
- Used someone?: Yep, that's why they are exes.
- Done something you regret?: All the time.
• × • C U R R E N T • × •
- Clothes: Boxers, Black Shorts, White Tee, Silver Dragon Necklace
- Desktop picture: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3932257/
- CD in player: None.
- DVD in player: Read or DIE - BITCHES!!
• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
- You touched: My coworker's boyfriend, he was throwing up so I held his hair, too much beer for him!
- Hugged: Coworker
- You kissed: Cant Remember.
- You IMed:
- Talk to online: Hob0
- You sexed it up with: Cant Remember.
• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
- Understanding?: No, you have to understand me.
- Open-minded?: Somewhat.
- Arrogant?: Sure
- Insecure?: Somewhat
- Random?: Every Waking Moment
- Hungry?: Yes
- Smart?: Sometimes
- Moody?: Nope
- Organized?: In my own way.
- Shy?: It all Depends.
- Difficult?: No.
- Bored easily?: No.
- Obsessed?: No.
- Angry?: All the time
- Happy?: Yes.
- Hyper?: Not Natually.
- Trusting?: No.
• × • R A N D O M • × •
- In the morning I: Am Asleep
- Love is: Over Rated, overly Vague, and often Misconcepted.
- I dream about: Things that YOU cannot imagine.
- Sexual preference: Females
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Beauty, It's an attraction to me, then I try to figure someone out, unless they are into me first, then its so much easier.
• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
- Coke or Pepsi: Coke
- Flowers or candy: Flowers
- Tall or short: I am tall, I like it, I like short people though, they are easier to handle.
• × • W H O • × •
- Makes you laugh the most: Myself
- Makes you smile: My Friends.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: No one currently.
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: I do not wish it, but, I have dreamt it.
- Wish you were younger?: NOOOOOOOOO
- Cry because someone said something to you?: I dont care to cry over something someone else had said.
• × • N U M B E R • × •
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: None,
- Of guys I've kissed: 1
- Of girls I've kissed: 15
- Of Cd's I own: 35
- Of scars on my body: 8
KazumaFox• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
- Name: Kelios Desian
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: September
- Sign: Virgo
- Hair color: Brownish
- Eye color: Lightning Blue
- Height: 6'1"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straightish
• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Saks Fifth
- Favorite designer: Hugo Boss
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Boss Jeans, White Tee, Flip-Flops
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Shorts
- What do you usually wear?: Slacks, Dress Shirt, Tie, Boxers, Italian Leather Dress Shoes :P
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Organix Teatree and Mint
- What are you listening to right now?: Sick Puppies
- Who is the last person that called you?: Chappy.
- How many buddies are online right now?: 12 on Windows Live
• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
- Food: Pot-Stickers and Green Tea Icecream
- Girls' names: Zoey
- Boys' names: Julian
- Subjects in school: Glass Blowing
- Animals: Hyena's and Komodo Dragons
• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Given anyone a bath?: No
- Smoked?: Yes, Smoke Cigs, Cigars, Pot, and Hookah
- Bungee jumped?: Twice.
- Made yourself throw up?: Ipecac.
- Skinny dipped?: Yes, and it was in a small towns river and I was not alone.
- Ever been in love?: Unconditional Love
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No
- Pictured your crush naked?: Yea, but who hasnt?
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Yes.
- Cried when someone died?: Yep, Cried when both my grandparents died.
- Lied: Everyone lies, so yes.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Lol No
- Used someone?: Yep, that's why they are exes.
- Done something you regret?: All the time.
• × • C U R R E N T • × •
- Clothes: Boxers, Black Shorts, White Tee, Silver Dragon Necklace
- Desktop picture: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3932257/
- CD in player: None.
- DVD in player: Read or DIE - BITCHES!!
• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
- You touched: My coworker's boyfriend, he was throwing up so I held his hair, too much beer for him!
- Hugged: Coworker
- You kissed: Cant Remember.
- You IMed:
- Talk to online: Hob0
- You sexed it up with: Cant Remember.
• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
- Understanding?: No, you have to understand me.
- Open-minded?: Somewhat.
- Arrogant?: Sure
- Insecure?: Somewhat
- Random?: Every Waking Moment
- Hungry?: Yes
- Smart?: Sometimes
- Moody?: Nope
- Organized?: In my own way.
- Shy?: It all Depends.
- Difficult?: No.
- Bored easily?: No.
- Obsessed?: No.
- Angry?: All the time
- Happy?: Yes.
- Hyper?: Not Natually.
- Trusting?: No.
• × • R A N D O M • × •
- In the morning I: Am Asleep
- Love is: Over Rated, overly Vague, and often Misconcepted.
- I dream about: Things that YOU cannot imagine.
- Sexual preference: Females
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Beauty, It's an attraction to me, then I try to figure someone out, unless they are into me first, then its so much easier.
• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
- Coke or Pepsi: Coke
- Flowers or candy: Flowers
- Tall or short: I am tall, I like it, I like short people though, they are easier to handle.
• × • W H O • × •
- Makes you laugh the most: Myself
- Makes you smile: My Friends.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: No one currently.
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: I do not wish it, but, I have dreamt it.
- Wish you were younger?: NOOOOOOOOO
- Cry because someone said something to you?: I dont care to cry over something someone else had said.
• × • N U M B E R • × •
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: None,
- Of guys I've kissed: 1
- Of girls I've kissed: 15
- Of Cd's I own: 35
- Of scars on my body: 8
To you artists watching me.
Posted 15 years agoI'm looking for a talented artist to sit with me and draw me a new character I have been thinking of a new character to help me inspire myself with my story I'm in a lock writing. This will be a commission, so dont worry, I'm not begging you for free art you bastards.
His name is Stryphel. He goes by Stryphe or Ryphel. Pronounced (Strifel or Rifle)
He is a breed of my enigmatic personality.
His origins are that of a tube, raised by machines, he is part machine.
He's a Chimera, Part Babboon, Part Chameleon, Part Rhodesian Ridgeback, Full Insane.. AND MUTE!!
He is mute from the scraping they did on his vocal chords while he was being born, although since he is part machine, he has a interchangable voice pattern, robotic, but still soothing.
The only parts that resemble a babbon on him are the facial markings, which he can interchange everytime he powers down, and also his fangs and teeth resemble them aswell.. (sorry, no red bubtton asscheeks) His eyes are able to focus on different things at the same time, and telescopicly zoom in and out, they have a camera lens look to them when you see him, he also has a static or holographic setting for them. His fur is a steady lush auburn with a backwards stripe running up his back from his rear, his tail is prehensile and curls up or braids itself most of the time, it has two clamp like claws at the end that stay closed most of the time to make it look normal, uncurled his tail is 4' long. His chameleon chamoflage has merged with the android systems in his body, and if he feels like cloaking his sweat glands release nano machines that circulate around him and absorb the light around him making him appear invisible. Rescued from the training plant he was planning to escape from by Kelios. He's slowly set his programming to match Kelios's bodytype, nearly identical in stature and body type, they have a bond created by vengeance and survival. "The life I'm living is not worth dying unless you're coming with me."
Time for stats:
Name: Stryphel Desian
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 162
Fur: Lush, Short Auburn Colored Rhodesian Ridgeback Fur.
Facial markings: Interchangable Markings and flared snout like a babboon, black nose like a canine, eyes which somehwat protrude from the face, nor too much, but enough to turn freely and see a complete 180*in from of him and a 240* angle to the sides.
Structure is nearly identical to Kelios (Theres an easy base for your anatomy) Except for the tail, it's long and can curl up, line the back, or be braided or knotted. It can open on the end like pacmans mouth. But it is only for grasping. It's like a chameleons tail with auburn fur.
Hair matches the ridgeback and is short, and flat cut, very professional.
Ears were pinned from birtch, they point straight up.
Fangs, 4 of them, with canine teeth inbetween, Stryphel is a carnivore.
Annndddd Althought Stryphel has every chromosome that a man has, he is fixed, he has a sheath and balls, just fire blanks, his brain is synthetic and his system flushes out any irregularities within 24 hours, drugs and alcohol cannot permanently damage his brain, or his body, so he occasionally does what he wants, with no remorse or worry of reprocussions.
If this sounds like something that interests you, and you would like to try this, note me prices and stuff for something like this, maybe a ref sheet is in order, maybe if you send me a sketch it can persuade me more. Just got paid, got monies.SO ARTISTS.. LEMME HEAR FROM YOU!
His name is Stryphel. He goes by Stryphe or Ryphel. Pronounced (Strifel or Rifle)
He is a breed of my enigmatic personality.
His origins are that of a tube, raised by machines, he is part machine.
He's a Chimera, Part Babboon, Part Chameleon, Part Rhodesian Ridgeback, Full Insane.. AND MUTE!!
He is mute from the scraping they did on his vocal chords while he was being born, although since he is part machine, he has a interchangable voice pattern, robotic, but still soothing.
The only parts that resemble a babbon on him are the facial markings, which he can interchange everytime he powers down, and also his fangs and teeth resemble them aswell.. (sorry, no red bubtton asscheeks) His eyes are able to focus on different things at the same time, and telescopicly zoom in and out, they have a camera lens look to them when you see him, he also has a static or holographic setting for them. His fur is a steady lush auburn with a backwards stripe running up his back from his rear, his tail is prehensile and curls up or braids itself most of the time, it has two clamp like claws at the end that stay closed most of the time to make it look normal, uncurled his tail is 4' long. His chameleon chamoflage has merged with the android systems in his body, and if he feels like cloaking his sweat glands release nano machines that circulate around him and absorb the light around him making him appear invisible. Rescued from the training plant he was planning to escape from by Kelios. He's slowly set his programming to match Kelios's bodytype, nearly identical in stature and body type, they have a bond created by vengeance and survival. "The life I'm living is not worth dying unless you're coming with me."
Time for stats:
Name: Stryphel Desian
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 162
Fur: Lush, Short Auburn Colored Rhodesian Ridgeback Fur.
Facial markings: Interchangable Markings and flared snout like a babboon, black nose like a canine, eyes which somehwat protrude from the face, nor too much, but enough to turn freely and see a complete 180*in from of him and a 240* angle to the sides.
Structure is nearly identical to Kelios (Theres an easy base for your anatomy) Except for the tail, it's long and can curl up, line the back, or be braided or knotted. It can open on the end like pacmans mouth. But it is only for grasping. It's like a chameleons tail with auburn fur.
Hair matches the ridgeback and is short, and flat cut, very professional.
Ears were pinned from birtch, they point straight up.
Fangs, 4 of them, with canine teeth inbetween, Stryphel is a carnivore.
Annndddd Althought Stryphel has every chromosome that a man has, he is fixed, he has a sheath and balls, just fire blanks, his brain is synthetic and his system flushes out any irregularities within 24 hours, drugs and alcohol cannot permanently damage his brain, or his body, so he occasionally does what he wants, with no remorse or worry of reprocussions.
If this sounds like something that interests you, and you would like to try this, note me prices and stuff for something like this, maybe a ref sheet is in order, maybe if you send me a sketch it can persuade me more. Just got paid, got monies.SO ARTISTS.. LEMME HEAR FROM YOU!
Bitch, I love You.
Posted 15 years agoI'm gonna cut
You up in pieces
All very small and really tiny
In a box all like and shiney
To a place where they makes fleeces
Put you together with some stitches
Wear you on the swing at recess
Got this for some amazin prices
Take a picture
Cuz the worth is priceless
Hang it where you'll know you'll like it
Bitch I'm gonna cut you.
You up in pieces
All very small and really tiny
In a box all like and shiney
To a place where they makes fleeces
Put you together with some stitches
Wear you on the swing at recess
Got this for some amazin prices
Take a picture
Cuz the worth is priceless
Hang it where you'll know you'll like it
Bitch I'm gonna cut you.
Not Happy.
Posted 15 years agoSo, I recounted my shit... Like.. the value of the stuff in my room, and then in my living room.. I'm so fucking disappointed.
So, in my room alone.
XPS Laptop - $2,500
Sharp 32" 1080p TV - $750 on sale
Xbox 360 Elite - $520 (Refurbished)
Xbox 360 games - $2,970 Averaged (From 54 games)
Fan - $50
Tapped Tin Holographic Picture - $350 (Of My Dragon)
6' X 4' Down Pillow Bed - $300
Camelback Kit - $250
Samsung Impression - $400
Ipod Touch 16gb - $350
Skullcandy DJphones - $125
Add up all the small shit to equal about $700 alone.. now.. for the sadness.. for a total of $9,265.
Now for my living room I got a $1,500 Desktop and about $3,000 in pc games and music.
Fuck.. I wish I just had a car to drive off a cliff or down a hill or off a bridge.
None of this shit makes me happy anymore.
I cant even look at my own parents and recognize who they are.. when I do see them it's like.. I swear I should just be dead and in purgatory so I could see if I'm missed, or even noticed. Sat outside and got eaten by mosquitos hoping for west nile for fucking almost 2 hours... just sat there.. looking up at the sky wondering why its so far from my reach.
Depression fucking sucks, I dont really feel sad I just want to experience myself dying so I can see what it's like, or whats on the other side.
I've asked others what they think of this feeling and they say I'm just suicidal or want attention.. Well maybe I do want attention, I mean, I would be less bored. I do go to peoples places and meet new people, I'd love to move somewhere but I just dont like anywhere else other than the place I've lived mostly, I just dont like the aspect of the other places I just cant find joy in.
Fuck I wish I could go get my gun from my fathers,,, or had an allergy that was life threatening... it just seems so much better than this.
Also, I would like to know some peoples aspects on the sexual thrill. I mean, I've been there.. done that.. but after a while it's all the same shit just a different mess of limbs with another soulless face attached to it. That's all I see of people when it comes to attraction, all I want is to be happy, I just dont find that sexual aspect when essentially you can just do it yourself, I mean, practice makes perfect right, then who really needs another to do it when you got that part down, it's not like it's EVER felt any different to me. It never lasts even either.
Fuck being alone is shit, it just straight blows in the wind man I would like something sharp or explosive to bite down on and just see where I end up if I'm still alive, fuck it all, fuck pleasures, I just want what anyone expects in life, sweet death. Fuck.
So, in my room alone.
XPS Laptop - $2,500
Sharp 32" 1080p TV - $750 on sale
Xbox 360 Elite - $520 (Refurbished)
Xbox 360 games - $2,970 Averaged (From 54 games)
Fan - $50
Tapped Tin Holographic Picture - $350 (Of My Dragon)
6' X 4' Down Pillow Bed - $300
Camelback Kit - $250
Samsung Impression - $400
Ipod Touch 16gb - $350
Skullcandy DJphones - $125
Add up all the small shit to equal about $700 alone.. now.. for the sadness.. for a total of $9,265.
Now for my living room I got a $1,500 Desktop and about $3,000 in pc games and music.
Fuck.. I wish I just had a car to drive off a cliff or down a hill or off a bridge.
None of this shit makes me happy anymore.
I cant even look at my own parents and recognize who they are.. when I do see them it's like.. I swear I should just be dead and in purgatory so I could see if I'm missed, or even noticed. Sat outside and got eaten by mosquitos hoping for west nile for fucking almost 2 hours... just sat there.. looking up at the sky wondering why its so far from my reach.
Depression fucking sucks, I dont really feel sad I just want to experience myself dying so I can see what it's like, or whats on the other side.
I've asked others what they think of this feeling and they say I'm just suicidal or want attention.. Well maybe I do want attention, I mean, I would be less bored. I do go to peoples places and meet new people, I'd love to move somewhere but I just dont like anywhere else other than the place I've lived mostly, I just dont like the aspect of the other places I just cant find joy in.
Fuck I wish I could go get my gun from my fathers,,, or had an allergy that was life threatening... it just seems so much better than this.
Also, I would like to know some peoples aspects on the sexual thrill. I mean, I've been there.. done that.. but after a while it's all the same shit just a different mess of limbs with another soulless face attached to it. That's all I see of people when it comes to attraction, all I want is to be happy, I just dont find that sexual aspect when essentially you can just do it yourself, I mean, practice makes perfect right, then who really needs another to do it when you got that part down, it's not like it's EVER felt any different to me. It never lasts even either.
Fuck being alone is shit, it just straight blows in the wind man I would like something sharp or explosive to bite down on and just see where I end up if I'm still alive, fuck it all, fuck pleasures, I just want what anyone expects in life, sweet death. Fuck.
Danny sang backup vocals for Norma Jean!! HAHAHAHAHA
Posted 15 years ago
I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELLHOLE! AND ALL YOU DO IS PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME!! DUUHHHHHHHH.
TODAY!
FOR YOU!
FUCK!Now You're in for it!!!
Posted 15 years agoI got the giggles.. get the leather bag around me and toss me in the river like a sack of kittens.. dont forget a cinder block, I want to be on the bottom where my friends are.
AC was a Blast!
Posted 15 years agoYEA I SET IT TO MAX SETTING GUYS!! NOM NOM NOM COLD AIRS!! HAHAHA! CLEVER!
People can start gathering number to suck the dick! I loves ya!
People can start gathering number to suck the dick! I loves ya!
