So I was watching Family Guy, and then it started acting like adult swim with the black screen and white text, and it said 'Why are you watching this of Fox? It's much better on Adult Swim, we don't cut out the good jokes. Based on this screen I bet you think you're watching this of Adult Swim right?... Well no, you're watching this on fox [adult swim]" ... I was on TBS...

I've been thinking, and wolf is just so popular I feel like I'm not special or different... so I was thinking maybe I should change it to my new favorite animal!
http://my-pet-medicine.com/wp-conte.....gar-glider.jpg
OMFG! SO FUCKING CUTE!
*cough* sorry about that, anyways if you support this please say so, if not, go fuck yourself :U

If anyone would like to request/trade me (for a story), feel free, requests i do when i want and may only do very specific things, and trade I will probably be very open since I need someone to draw my character >.<, I won't bother with commissions, no one probably will do it and I don't want to bother setting up something with the few watchers I have, So if you have any idea's comment, note, etc. just please let me know :3

Preferences
-My own OC's (you don't need to pick them, just give me a race or ablility, etc. and then I will make the character)
-Vore
-Any GenderXGender
-Bondage
Anti Preferences (for lack of a better word)
-Other people's OC's (I've done it before so I might but I still prefer my own, also I would need to check up with the OC owner a lot)
-No human's, this is furaffinity... if you want humans try asking me over DA, although I will do nothing sexual over DA

I've become a brony...
*Hides forever in shame*

Keltroy's Mary-Sue Test

[ ] They are possessed by an angel
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[x] They are physically strong.
[x] They have a rare hair/fur color
[x] Their eyes are an unusual color
[x] This happens to be red
[x] Their eyes change color
[ ] They have wings
[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[ ] They are immortal
[ ] (if a female) they have large boobs
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[x] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[x] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/Magic
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[x] They are a healer
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[x] They have lost one/both of their parents
[ ] They ran away from home
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[x] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[ ] They never knew their parents
[x] They were abused/spoiled as a child (if slavery counts as abuse)
[x] They are very attractive to the same gender
[x] They have lots of friends/no friends
[ ] They are emo/cutesy
[x] They look much younger/older than they really are.
[x] They are currently in a relationship
[ ] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem.
[x] They have a mental disorder
[ ] They have an emotional disorder
[x] They struggle to stay sane
[ ] They are a psycho
[x] They have multiple personalities
[x] They are very intelligent
[ ] They have hallucinations
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[ ] Some part of their body glows
[x] They have a rare/unusual name
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age
[ ] They are connected with a certain element
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[x] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood(only by humans)
[ ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives(Does forest count?)
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[ ] They have a rare blood type
[ ] They cry blood
[x] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown(only his dark powers when he is probably about to die)
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live
[x] They are very mysterious/dark
[ ] They are very lively/happy
[x] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly
[ ] They are very patient
[ ] They are from a long line of (Insert profession/Power here: )
[x] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear (collar)
[ ] They have amnesia
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[ ] They have a curse upon them
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'
[ ] They have insomnia

Overall points: 25...

Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:

[x] They smoke
[x] They are an alcoholic
[ ] They are overweight
[x] They are addicted to drugs
[x] They have a short temper
[x] They enjoy bullying others
[x] They do not care much about others
[ ] They are emotionless

Point Reductions: 6

Final score: 19
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< 5 Anti-Sue
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit ^^


6-15 Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.


16-25 Borderline Mary-Sue
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.

26+ Mary-Sue

It's odd... my characters seem like Mary-Sue's on paper but usually lose fights.. I guess it's cause he has so many powers but they aren't that strong

I have been looking for some good rp's lately but find it hard to find people, if anyone would like to rp just message me

1: Soft/Hard/Cock/Soul/Unbirth/Anal Vore?

All of the above except Hard, not sure about soul, only did it once and it was confusing, my pref is UB/AV
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2: Feet first or head first?

Feet first for oral vore and head first for anal and unbirth
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3: Mammals, birds, reptiles, or other?

I love getting nommed by reptiles~ But I will not nom them, it's my rule
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4: Pred or prey?

Both but pref prey
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5: Unwilling or willing?

Kinda both, I don't ask for it but I usually don't struggle much
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6: Loving or unloving (just eating to eat, or for the joy of it)

Loving, I love getting swallowed down my master's lovely muzzle so sweetly~
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7: Digestion?

Only if it's painless and or feels good, if it's painful and very graphic i usually don't like it
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8: Fatal or nonfatal?

I prefer living but I don't usually like getting spit up so...
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9: Dark or lighthearted?

I prefer a combo of both, I love when my pred is very loving but I like a little abuse now and then~
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10: Same size, micro, or macro?

I usually stick with same size but I do like do be a helpless little micro now and again x3
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11: Can you reform your prey? If so, how do you do it? If you are a prey, only, write something TOTALLY random, or disregard.

Well if I were the pred no they don't reform unless it's they're ability or they drank a potion or something, when I'm prey I usually don't reform unless I'm given a potion
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12: Do you like pure preds? Are you one? If not, why?

If that means only pred and never prey then yes, I like them
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13: Does your pred/prey have powers? what are they if yes? (If no powers, then how do they fight/defend?)

I taste like watermelon Jolly Ranchers x3, other than that my powers are being cute enough to eat~
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14: What does your pred think of willing prey? If your char is prey, are they willing or unwilling?

Again, I'm usually kinda both, and If I were the pred then he likes both, he likes to have a hunt but he also just likes a loving nomming ^.=.^
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15: Your prey starts begging you not to eat them! How does the predator react? (If you are prey, disregard or write something random.)

He would ignore it and keep going, although trying to sooth him at the same time, by licking, petting, pleasing, anything like that.
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16: What does your pred prefer to eat? (fave foods) If your char is prey, tell us if you have a predator preference (macro, macro mammal, dragon, ect.)

I love a naga to shove me into it's long coils~... Huh? Sorry started fantasizing x3
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17: Is your pred competitive with any other predator? If your char is prey, do they have contests of who can get eaten the most?

I do sometimes try to fight with my buddy Sav to get eaten sometimes x3
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18: What sort of prey does your pred hate the most? (taste wise) If your char is prey, then tell us if they are afraid of any kind of pred.

I'm usually not that much afraid unless it would be someone to hard vore me or digest me evilly >.<
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19: What is your pred's holding capacity? (how much can they eat?)

Well i have a few, Keltroy (if ever) is one, my dragon can nom down 3 regular sized furs, then my naga can have about... 6?
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20: Now tag a few people!

I tag nobody!! I hate tagging...

If any of my followers wants me to write them a story, I will consider it and will most likely do it and it will usually be free, although I would prefer an art trade, I will do most fetishes but not bestiality or include humans in it unless they are just passing bystanders.
Note: It doesn't have to be sexual, but i am better at those.

Name: Keltroy
Species: Wolf
Age: Varies from 16-21
Sex: Male
Sexuality: Bisexual
Personality: Tough Hardcore Seme, Usually either grumpy, horny, or flirty (Any combination of these can happen at any time) If not having sex or anything near it, is usually at work
Position: On top, prey (if ever vored that is)
Fetishes: Vore (likes watching), Bondage (Tying someone else up), Paws, Macro/Micro (Likes being the macro), and Pool Toy
Looks: Blue and orange colored fur, badass looking, no hair, only fur
Clothes: Spiked collar and pants, nothing else, above or under
Relationship: In a relationship
Skills: Engineer, Archery, Swordplay, Sex~, Flirting, Negotiation
Weaknesses: Sleep, Food, Paws, Scratching behind the ears.
Likes: Alcohol, Sleep, Hugging, Licking, Petting, Scratching, Rubbing, Pawing, Fucking, etc
Dislikes: Humans, Being bound
History: Parents were killed by a human mugger, lived in an orphanage and was the outcast, was very skilled and became an engineer at the very young age of 14, drinks and smokes, found Zyre (my fursona) and it was love at first sight for him (not in the cheesy way the realistic way), Let me move in. (The end)

Name: Zyre
Species: Wolf
Age: Varies from 16-21
Sex: Yes pl- I mean male!
Sexuality: Bisexual
Personality: A very blushy Uke, never objects or asks, usually happy and cutesy.
Position: Uke, Bottom, Prey, Etc.
Fetishes: Vore(All types except for Hard Vore), Paw, Macro/Micro, Bondage, TF (Sometimes), Hyper, Scalies, and Pool Toy
Looks: Fur color is purple with green fur from his crotch to his lower jaw, and at the tip of his tail, large fluffy tail, no hair, only fur.
Clothes: Usually just a collar and pants, nothing else, not under or over.
Relationship: Taken, but they have a very 'open' relationship'.
Skills: Good with technology, Baking, Writing
Weaknesses: Petting, Scratching, A hot Seme, Licking, 'Toys', Digestion, Rubbing, and Macro's
Likes: Music, Clubs, A lot of foods X3, Reading, Movies, Night's out, Parties, 'Parties', SteamPunk, Manga, Anime, Art, Cooking
Dislikes: Trolls, Humans, Homework, and Alcohol
History: Dad was a wolf, Mom was a lion (The wolf part was dominant but I have the ability to purr) He abused drugs and alcohol and she left him when I two, she got together with another lion, who had a son (also lion) I lived with all of them for many years, being surrounded by lions all the time made me a little lonely. They married when I turned 12, 4 years later I moved out, I told them about my sexuality a year before moving it, it only made things awkward, I got an apartment and a small job, soon befriending then starting to date Keltroy, a blue and orange wolf I met at a club (the first time I went to one). After my relationship was found out I was kicked out of my apartment and fired, Keltroy let me move in and our relationship flourished after that. (The end, Since this is my fursona the begging of the history matches with mine, but the end was just made up for plot purposes)

Hello everyone, just wanted to let you know I'm going to start making stories, my first should be uploaded either today or tomorrow, so I'll make a few more journal posts for character sheets, the first two will be me and my OC bf (or at least my fursona's bf) So look out for all that!