Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmjV-d2ErG4

Now, for the review of the second maxi-single I picked up yesterday! This one is still under the Industrial umbrella, but is quite different in terms of style.

Ever since I first heard their song "Hellraiser", I've been a huge fan of this project and have followed their music closely. Now, in order to create some anticipation of their upcoming album, "Implements of Hell", Johan von Roy (the mastermind and sole member of the project), has followed up his "Until We Die/Severed Head" single with this new maxi-single. So now, I review the latest release from this pioneer of the entire Hellektro/Terror EBM subgenre track by track.

Track 1: "Die Motherfucker Die"- Like all of his hits, Suicide Commando continues to mix things up with every SC generation by introducing fresh elements to his music. This one didn't come off very well at first, due to the new elements, but after giving it another try, I realized that this is classic Suicide Commando at his best. The more obvious elements brought into this A-side include a higher pitch of the signature processed vocals than usual, a modified trance synth during the breakdown, and a higher BPM rate than is typical for an SC track. The higher BPM rate makes this track automatically perfect for club play, and along with the catchy minimalist melody during the verses, makes this song memorable.

During the verses, it stays quite minimalistic, with the beat, bassline, and harsh bloops lying beneath Johan's processed vocals, with only an additional hook synth and a haunting organ line kicking in during the chorus, as well as a filtered trance synth line coming during the breakdown and final repetitions of the chorus. This is 'classic' SC, as EBM is very repetitive in nature to begin with. This is it's charm though, and the way Suicide Commando pulls it off, you'll soon be singing along with the lyrics (which focus on betrayal and the sort of murderous thirst for revenge that it gives birth to).

Track 2: "Die Motherfucker Die (Die Twice Remix by Noisuf-X)"- This remix doesn't change too much from the original, except that Noisuf-X adds some signature sounds to it, as well as keeps the re-modified Trance line throughout the track. Some of these sounds include an added distorted percussion line and distorted Noize bass. Despite the fact that it isn't too different from the original mix, it's still very catchy, and if you're a fan of Noize/Power Noise, you'll truly find this track to your liking.

Track 3: "Come Down With Me"- This is the one and only b-side on this maxi-single. It brought me back to what I think of as the 'classic' SC sound, with lower-pitched, multi-voice processed vocals than the A-side and sounds that are typical of SC. However, this also brings a little innovation to the table, with subdued strings and a skin-crawling sample of a choir singing near the beginning. Lyrically, this song is an invitation to watch the world burn alongside him (a murderer whose told by voices to kill everyone). Again, this is classic Terror EBM in it's repetitive, catchy sound. Despite it's very sinister and dark lyrics and sounds, this is one track that'll have you following along with the chorus.

Track 4: "Die Motherfucker Die (Remixed by C-Lekktor)"- Now, I've never listened to C-Lekktor's material, so I am not able to identify what signature elements they may have added. However, this one is the most different from the original out of the two remixes on this maxi. It starts right from the beginning with a buzzing bass beat before the primary beat kicks in, with an even more buzzing Elektro styled synth line. The vocals have also been modified in this remix, with the pitch being brought down a bit, and a certain echo added, along with harsher processing. Throughout the track, little bits and pieces, as well as a sweeping ambient synth, appears, adding a feeling of "controlled chaos" to the track. All in all, it's very enjoyable due to the thickness, and complexity there is in this track compared to both the Noisuf-X remix and the original. It almost feels epic in nature while staying club-compatible. This is the better remix, I would say, but in the end it comes down personal taste as both remixes are enjoyable.

Overall, this a very very pleasing maxi-single to a cautious and wary Suicide Commando fan (once a pioneer has done so much innovation in his career, you tend to worry if the spark will run out). Johan von Roy proves that Suicide Commando has plenty of bite in it with a maxi CD that fails to contain an unenjoyable track. Now, while personally I feel this should get a 5/5, I will have to make the judgment to give this a 4.5/5 on a technicality instead, due to the Noisuf-X remix staying somewhat closer to the original.

If you're into sinister, danceable, and catchy music, this is a maxi-single to buy! It is released in the UK by Out of Line, and in the US by Metropolis Records. You can either buy the album through digital outlets, or from the labels themselves:
Metropolise Records ($4.98)- #
Out of Line (4.99€)- http://www.outofline.de/shop_neu/ca.....ducts_id=10282

Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj5OE13kaPI

So today I picked up two MCDs (Maxi-singles on CDs). Tonight I review the first, with the second review tomorrow night. First up, we have Assemblage 23's single, "Spark" for their upcoming album, "Compass".

Now I've never been able to get into Assemblage 23's albums, until now. I was first introduced to their music a couple years ago, but at the time I was in the phase where I didn't want to hear much other than straight-laced Industrial, EBM and Elektro. Assemblage 23, while very very much an Industrial band, tends to experiment with their sound.

Recently I have found a thirst for more experimental Industrial bands/projects, ones that are not afraid to mix things up a little on their albums. This is where Assemblage 23 comes in. Despite not being a huge fan, I am not unfamiliar with their work. There are several tracks that I have liked, ones that identify themselves as an "A23 track" with particular types of sounds and textures that Tom Shear is fond of using. So, when I found out that A23 had a new album due for a release, I decided to get a taste with the first single, "Spark".

The Maxi contains 5 tracks in total, the A-side, two B-sides, and two remixes of the A-side. Now I'll take a look at each individual track.

Track 1: "Spark (Album Mix)"- This track is classic A23, it starts out with a beautiful string progression, with a swelling arpeggio that converts into a buzzing bass line and beat. Tom Shear's vocals are at their best, as they tend to be, putting the almost melancholy emotion into the song. The lyrics may be hard to draw a meaning from, but it becomes clear after some musing. For me, at least, the song speaks of standing tall in the face of hardships, regardless of how strong the pull is to simply give in and give up trying.

Overall, the track has beautiful instrumentals, with the melodies having a beautiful sparkling clear quality like translucent ice. Like the best of A23's songs, this one is incredibly inspirational and I would gladly consider this one of A23's best songs due to it's quality and substance.

Track 2: "Helicopter Girl"- This is the first B-side on the single, and shows the more experimental side of A23, particularly Shear's fondness for including quirky sounds into songs. This one is an instrumental that follows a much more Techno path than Industrial, but it's no less enjoyable. The only constant thing about this track is the beat. Otherwise, it is an ever-changing song that is fun to listen to in order to explore the sheer variety of sounds implemented.

Track 3: "Spark (Combichrist Remix)"- This begins as a curious remix, beginning with the exact same string progression intro as the original track. However, it changes immediately afterwards into a very stripped down, more Techno version of the song, with Shear's vocals being nearly the sole basis of melody with low frequency bass sounds and a techno beat in the background, accompanied by quirky little noise effects. It's pretty decent, better if you become particularly fond of Shear's voice.

My issues with this remix is that Andy LePlagua, the mastermind behind four different bands, used the Combichrist name for this remix. The sounds of this remix reflects the Techno style he uses for his project, Scandy's, music. My only guess is that it's because Combichrist is his focus at the moment. Also, it feels as if Andy didn't put a whole lot of effort into the remix, but again, that may be due to the extensive touring he was doing at the time.

Track 4: "Poison Moon"- This is the second B-side on the single. Much like 'Helicopter Girl', this track displays another side of A23. Poison Moon features Tom taking a more straightforward EBM approach, with a repetitive yet catchy melody bass during the verses with the only change in instrumentals coming at the chorus, where a sampled guitar and lighter synths take over for a short while. Overall it's a simple track instrumentally, and in terms of vocals, Shear takes a more subdued take than he did in 'Spark'. Lyrically, it's quite ambiguous, and it's hard to make a safe bet as to it's content. However, it can be said that it talks of some situation in which someone tells something, perhaps a secret or admittance, to another and is met with an emotional outrage of some sort, while noting that regardless of its impact on individuals, it means nothing in the big picture.

Track 5: "Spark (Whiteout Remix by Jade from Blaqk Audio)"- This remix is much closer to the feel of the original track. However it feels much softer in texture with the synth strings used in the track. It is also clearly better suited for use in the Industrial clubs, because of the nature of its beat. What's different in this remix is that instead of using all the vocals, Jade Puget (of Blaqk Audio and AFI fame), uses only the vocals from the chorus. Overall, it's a very pleasing, easy-listening track despite it's clear club-compatibility. I would go so far as to say this is the better remix of Spark.


All in all, I'd say this is a very very good single that's worth the money. All of the tracks are enjoyable, and the only low point is Combichrist's remix of "Spark", but even then it's still listenable. This is a great taste of what's to come with "Compass", so if you're curious, but do not want to invest in the album, I suggest getting "Spark" before making a decision.

So! This single gets a 4.5/5! It's not a 5 due to the CC remix not being great, but don't let that discourage you!

"Spark" is available on iTunes, Amazon, and is released by Metropolis Records (US) and Accession Records (UK). Honestly, it's worth more to purchase the actual CD as it's the same price as the single is digitally, so you might as well get the disc and booklet.

North America ($4.98)- http://www.metropolis-mailorder.com.....rodnum=MET+611
Europe/UK (5.49€)- http://www.accession-records.de/oss.....roducts_id=245

I hate you Microsoft! x.x

Now, this isn't about the incredibly unstable code of their OS's when they first come out, or all the other things people use to pick on MS. No, I hate them because now I seriously want one of their exorbitantly expensive programs.

See, I'm taking CIS (Computer Information Systems) 105 this semester as my first step towards my degree in CIS. Right now this is just the basics, most of the stuff I already know pretty well (aside from Access). Basically, we're learning all of the functions of MS Word 2007, Excel 2007, and Access 2007. We're just barely finishing up the unit on Word and I learned one of the few things I don't know already, and it was SEXY.

See, as a writer, i have a lot of trouble keeping chapters of stories I've written organized. Another plaguing issue is that of editing. Sometimes I have multiple copies of stories/chapters that are in various stages of editing. It isn't impossible to keep track of it all, but it can be tedious and difficult.

MS Word has the feature with which you can compare different documents side-by-side. For editing, this is an awesome feature to use. It also has the Master/sub document function which lets you attach different documents to a master document. This is awesome for a multi-chapter story as all the chapters could be made in individual subdocuments that you could open if you only wanted to work on a single chapter, or if you wanted to look at the entire story, you could simply look at the master document.

I want MS Word 2007 so badly now ;.;

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tl;dr

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MS Word 2007 gives this writer a boner.

At this (WARNING: Explicit nudity and sex scenes): http://visit-x.net/rammstein/

First of all, I laugh because as amusing (and that's an understatement) as this video is, I know that primary music networks on tv are so NOT going to give this video airtime in America.

Second, the song is bizarre, and for Rammstein that's saying a lot. So many of their songs uses very extensive metaphors for sex, penises, vaginas, anal sex, etc., but this song is more blatant than their typical works. That's what also makes me laugh is simply how blunt the lyrics are.

On a serious note though, it seems Rammstein is touching back more to their Industrial roots this time around than they did in "Reise Reise" and "Rosenrot". The music reminds me of their "Sehnsucht" and "Mutter" eras, except with better production and heavier riffs.

Also, Till's English has improved a lot since the last time they did a song in English (the English versions of "Engel" and "Du Hast"). I'm quite impressed, actually. Whereas Engel and Du Hast were intolerable due to his horrible English, this is quite bearable and enjoyable.

So, in short, "Pussy" is a fun single that continues the spirit of controversy and silliness that Rammstein brings into their music and videos.

- Name: Khris Kazeras
- Sex: 100% FDA Certified Male, though I guess that's not saying much :P
- Birthday: May 23
- Sign: Gemini
- Hair color: Black
- Eye color: Brown with minute strains of red (from my mother).
- Height: 5'8"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi

• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •


- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: a store
- Favorite designer?: I don't care for the fashion industry
- What is your sexiest outfit?: I don't have one
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: A white cotton t-shirt with pajama pants.
- What do you usually wear?: A band t-shirt and denim jeans, typically.

• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •


- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Avalon Organics (Peppermint)
- What are you listening to right now?: RantRadio Talk
- Who is the last person that called you?: My father

- How many buddies are online right now?: No idea

• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •


- Food: Onions... does pepper count?
- Girls' names: Samantha, Sasha, Amelia, Farren, Jessica, Maria, Christina, Aurora...
- Boys' names: Daniel (duh :P), Benjamin, Richard, Ryan, Michael (and all variants)
- Subjects in school: English, Biology, Chemistry, CIS, Micro Economics
- Animals: Ferrets! Snakes (of all sorts), chameleons, skunks, mustelids in general

• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •


- Given anyone a bath?: Not yet ;)

- Smoked?: Yup, though only tobacco and tobacco-free cigs. I haven't touched weed.

- Bungee jumped?: Nope

- Made yourself throw up?: On one occasion

- Skinny dipped?: Nope

- Ever been in love?: Several times

- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Never

- Pictured your crush naked?: of course :P

- Actually seen your crush naked?: Somewhat. A part of him at least. :P

- Lied: Many times in my life, though I've been trying to change that as of late

- Fallen for your best friend?: Yes x.x

- Used someone?: Everyone uses others for some reason or another, and not always for malicious reasons.

- Done something you regret?: .... .... ... Nah.

• × • C U R R E N T • × •


- Clothes: White cotton t-shirt, blue cotton shorts.
- Desktop picture: Wallpaper of Mind.In.A.Box album art
- CD in player: Wither- "Breakthrough"
- DVD in player: Jurassic Park

• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •


- You touched: A random girl in my CIS class
- Hugged: It's been a long time since I've hugged someone, so I can't remember
- You kissed: An old friend of mine
- You Imed: DanDan :3
- Talk to online: DanDan :3
- You sexed it up with: An old friend almost a year ago.

• × • A R E | Y O U • × •


- Understanding?: Very

- Open-minded?: On most subjects, yes

- Arrogant?: I try not to be.

- Insecure?: I never express it.

- Random?: FUCK! ASS!

- Hungry?: I'm thinking of a Sausage Egg Mcmuffin for 96 cents.

- Smart?: MAD SCIENTIST SMART! Mwahahaha!

- Moody: I can be when things don't go as I'd like them to.

- Organized?: I try, and always fail :P

- Shy?: Very much so

- Difficult?: I can be stubborn at times

- Bored easily?: No

- Obsessed?: Sometimes

- Angry?: Better to be pissed off than depressed, at least you're more productive that way.

- Happy?: HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

- Hyper?: I'm rarely hyper :P

- Trusting?: Tentatively.

• × • R A N D O M • × •


- In the morning I: am reborn.

- Love is: a delightful neurosis

- I dream about: Very very odd things.

- Sexual preference: Boys and girls both have holes, see?!?! )O( <-Insert here

- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Eyes, eyes are the most beautiful part of the human body.


• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×


- Coke or Pepsi: Mountain Dew
- Flowers or candy: Candied Flowers
- Tall or short: Either :P

• × • W H O • × •


- Makes you laugh the most: I'm easily amused x3

- Makes you smile: Two special people :)

- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: I'm not sure how to answer this XD

• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •


- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Sometimes
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Nah, I like being a guy :P
- Wish you were younger?: Not at all
- Cry because someone said something to you?: It's been a long time

• × • N U M B E R • × •


- Of times I have had my heart broken?: 4

- Of guys I've kissed: Several

- Of girls I've kissed: Several

- Of Cd's I own: I catalogue and keep track of my entire CD collection. I currently own 94 CD's, not including digital titles (5 singles [3 limited], 8 EPs [1 limited], and 81 albums [2 Live, 12 limited, and 9 out-of-print])

- Of scars on my body: Many

... creamed my pants: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWVFAnugAXw

I absolutely love it when an artist whose work I already like re-invents their style into something even better. God bless the new Velvet Acid Christ <3 <3 <3

It's been a while since I've done a fresh meme! So here goes:

Answer this question, then forward to your friends. Wait till you see the responses.

Question is:

If you saw ME in the back of a police car what would you think I got arrested for?

Reply with an answer! Then fwd this on and see what crimes your pals think you're capable of.

Put your music player on shuffle.



Post the first 40 songs that come up. You can repeat artists if you want. If you have any repeats, skip to the next track.

1. “Don’t Stop Dancing” by Creed
2. “Yesterday Brings but a Serpent of Ash” by Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio
3. “Can You Feel (Kindle Remix)” by Client
4. “Conclusion” by Apocalyptica
5. “Danger! High Voltage! (Proper)” by Electric Six
6. “Boten Anna (Instrumental)” by Basshunter
7. “Dead or Alive (Club Mix)” by Amduscia
8. “It Could Definitely At Least Be Argued That the Video Game Thing is Getting Kind of Old” by The Gothsicles
9. “A Dream” by Funker Vogt
10. “My Cold Sea” by Arcana
11. “Generation Plastic (Carmilla Remix)” by Dope Stars Inc.
12. “Centralized” by Negative Format
13. “Freedom” by Spetsnaz
14. “Black Rain” by Funker Vogt
15. “Fight Against Zant 1” by Koji Kondo
16. “Die in Winter” by :Wumpscut:
17. “Jonestown Tea” by Otep
18. “On the Edge (Werklous Remix)” by Spetsnaz
19. “Mother (Monastic Interpretation)” by :Wumpscut:
20. “Dysconnect” by God Module
21. “magnifishit” by Skinny Puppy
22. “God of Killers” by Terrorfakt
23. “Remove/Replace” by Icon of Coil
24. “Mary-Lou (Live Acoustic 2004)” by Sonata Arctica
25. “Last Drop Falls” by Sonata Arctica
26. “Connecting Bridge Battle”- Metal Gear Solid 1 OST
27. “Magnetic (Robert Liener Remix)” by Juno Reactor
28. “D-Generation X Theme” by WWF
29. “Our Fatal Longing” by :Wumpscut:
30. “Phase In” by Negative Format
31. “Autopsy Song” by Otep
32. “Let’s Kill All These Motherfuckers” by Velvet Acid Christ
33. “Bloodshed” by Hocico
34. “Moerketio” by Panzer AG
35. “Just Human” by Scandy
36. “A Legacy of Unrest” by Rome
37. “Komit” by Juno Reactor
38. “Arm Yourself” by AutoAuto
39. “Ishq” by Sol
40. “Contrapunctus 13, Canon Alla Duodecima in Contrapunto Alla Quinta” by Laibach

01. Which song do you prefer, No. 1 or No. 40?

Number 1. Number 40 is only good in certain times

02. Have you ever listened to No. 12 continuously on repeat?
Nope.

03. What album is No. 26 from?

The Metal Gear Solid OST :P

04. What do you think about the artist who did No. 15?
I actually don’t know about him that much. He’s one of them vidja game music makers.

05. Is No. 19 one of your favorite songs?
Oh yes, it’s a beautiful version of a song by the artist done by a fan.

06. Who does No. 38 remind you of?
Driving fast :P

07. Does No. 20 have better lyrics or music?
It has way better music. God Mod wasn’t very good with lyrics back then.

08. Do any of your friends like No. 3?
Sadly, no.

09. Is No. 33 from a movie soundtrack?
No, but it should be :P

10. Is No. 18 overplayed on the radio?
I seriously doubt it.

11. What does No. 21 remind you of?
A satirical march.

12. Which song do you prefer, No. 5 or No. 30?

Argh, this is a tough one. No. 5 is great to groove to, but No. 30 is great when you’re sleeping. But, ultimately, I think No. 5 would very very narrowly win.

13. What album is No. 17 from?
The great debut album, Sevas Tra

14. When did you first hear No. 39?
About a year ago

15. When did you first hear No. 7?
About 3 years ago

16. What genre is No. 8?
Noise/Industrial

17. Do any of your friends like No. 14?
Sadly, no :(

18. What color does No. 4 remind you of?
A light shade of brown

19. Have you ever blasted No. 11 on your stereo?
No

20. What genre is No. 37?
Psy/Goa Trance

21. Can you play No. 13 on any instrument?
No

22. What is your favorite lyric from No. 22?
There are no lyrics for the song

23. What is your favorite lyric from No. 23?
”Memory, Overdrive!”

24. Would you recommend No. 24 to your friends?
Maybe

25. Is No. 2 a good song to dance to?
Not at all ^^;

26. Do you ever hear No. 16 on the radio?
Never

27. Is No. 32 more of a "nighttime" or "daytime" song?
Nighttime most definitely

28. Does No. 36 have any special meaning to you?
Not really

29. Do any of your friends like No. 31?

A few, thankfully

30. Is No. 25 a fast or a slow song?

It’s mid-tempo

31. Is No. 35 a happy or sad song?

I’d say happy

32. What is one of your favorite lyrics from No. 9?

And I'll always wonder why, My best friend would tell me lies

33. Is No. 34 better to listen to alone or with friends?
Alone, most likely

34. When did you first hear No. 27?
About 2 years ago

35. Name 3 other songs by the artist who did No. 29:
Rifki, Bloodbathing Tub, Broken


36. Do you know all the words to No. 6?
Heh, it's instrumental


37. Does No. 28 have better lyrics or music?
Music, because it's instrumental

38. What album is No. 10 from?
Inner Pale Sun

Because my music collection has grown a bit since the last time I did one of these, I'm doing them again!

1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.


Songs:

Opening Credits:
"Beyond Fear" by God Module (wouldn't make too bad a song for a horror movie's opening credits)

Waking Up:
"Wanderlust" by Nightwish

First Day At School:
"Deliverance (Alternative Club Mix)" by :Wumpscut: (yeah, if your school happened to be a nightclub for goths XD)

Falling In love:
"Frevel" by Das Ich (Strangely fitting except for the lyrics)

Fight Song:
"Let Me Break You" by London After Midnight (would make a good fight song if you were fighting a loved one)

Breaking Up:
"Plastik Christ" by Suicide Commando

Prom:
"Can't Say Goodbye to Yesterday" by Rika Muranaka & Carla White (pretty good song for prom)

Life's OK:
"Titan" by Hammerfall

Mental Breakdown:
"IMAGE" by God Module (oh, this a GREAT song for this one)

Driving:
"I Want Love (ft. Melissa Williamson)" by Akira Yamaoka (great for driving on an empty street at night)

Flashback:
"Vater Unser Pt. II (Psalm 23) [Radio Mix]" by E Nomine

Getting Back Together:
"Tohuvabohu (MS 20 Mix by Combichrist)" by KMFDM

Wedding:
"The Night All Angels Cry" by Krypteria

Birth of Child:
"Dying Culture (1st Movement)" by :Wumpscut: (yeah, if your child was a demon XD)

Final Battle:
"Ortern" by Omasphere

Death Scene:
"Rodent (DDT Mix)" by Skinny Puppy

Funeral Song:
"Electric Demons" by Electric Six

End Credits:
"Save Me From My Curse" by Rabia Sorda (not too bad a song for end credits I'd have to say, probably for the second song that usually plays)

I am a curious person, one reason why I chose the ferret species to be one half of my fursona. This is not simply a furry thing though, it is a personality thing. Give me your secrets, dark or light, and I will gladly take them into my pool of knowledge. Swear me to secrecy and I will respect your privacy, as long as I can relish the fact that I know more about you than before. Do not give me untruths or half truths, just pure facts. I am honestly not a judgmental person compared to most. My only purpose is to know more. My main drive is simply to know more, not to know more so I may manipulate you or be a gossip queen. I hate gossip. I am simply in pursuit of knowledge.

If you have a problem, express it and if I have any advice worth giving, I will give it. Let me be your therapist. Let me your shoulder to cry on. Let me be your holder of secrets, your confidants. Tell me what gives you the greatest joy, pleasure, sadness, and fear. Ask, and I will listen. I will gladly lend you an ear without expecting a return other than your trust. I will tell you a secret of my own, if you care to ask. In fact, here is one right now: what brings me the greatest pleasure is knowing that you trust me with private knowledge and facts, that you trust me not to abuse your trust. That brings me the greatest mental pleasure above all. So come on, take a seat *pats the spot next to him* and tell me all there is to know about you that you are aware of. Fill my mind, allow me the pleasure of knowing, and allow yourself the relief of knowing that there is someone you can tell that will not judge you nor spread your secrets.

I am Khris Kazeras, though you may call me by my real name, your greatest confidant. I am here to listen and to learn.

(Note: yes, I know, this is very dramatic. But really, if you want to talk, you can talk to me )

I fucking love Industrial music.

(arbitrary comment brought to you by Babeflinger, the leading team in the sport of tossing flaming babies wrapped in barbed wire at random passerby)

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.

1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody (if being playful about it counts)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love (I fall in love easily ^^; )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%

41. French kissed (I hate it though)
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep (I remember doing it when I was a child)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself (By total accident)
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die. (Not my best memories)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%

51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race (During a competition my step-brother was in)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%

61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity. (shook the hands of and talked to many musicians)
65. Played an instrument. (synthesizer, drums, piano (electric and acoustic), violin, cello)
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 49%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls (all's fair in a fight)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend (unintentionally >.>)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (didn't know at the time)
75. Got arrested (for vandalism)
76. Been pregnant (thankfully not)
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country. (Mexico)
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 42%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 36%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected (many many times)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 40%

Woohoo, 40% pure. That means I'm 60% evil >:D

Stolen from  yawg

1. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My co-workers

2. How tall are you?
Just a mite over 5'7"

3. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
The VNV Nation concert down at the Marquee Theatre!

4. What's the last movie you saw?
Well, I don't know if this counts, but I last watched "A Man Among Wolves".

5. Who was the last person you called?
My sister

6. Who was the last person to call you?
Some debt collector for a guy that used to have my phone number.

7. What was the last text message you received?
"Ok thx"

8. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
A different debt collector for the former owner of my phone number

9. Do you prefer to call or text?
I don't like both. I prefer face to face conversations. Between text or calls, I'd choose calls though.

10. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Sleeping

11. Are your parents married/divorced?
Divorced

12. When did you last see your mom?
A couple weeks ago

13. What color are your eyes?
Brown with very very slight strains of red. The red comes from my mother's side.

14. What time did you wake up today?
3:30 AM

15. What are you wearing right now?
A white cotton t-shirt and blue cotton shorts.

16. What is your favorite Christmas song?
"This is Your Crappy Christmas Present" by Cosmicity

17. Where is your favorite place to be?
Sitting on my bed with my laptop in... well, my lap.

18. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Arizona during midsummer when you go outside and your shadow burns into the sidewalk because it's so hot.

19. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Canada

20. What color are your sheets?
Blue/black

21. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One

20. What is your favorite season?
Fall

21. What do you like about winter?
It's cool

22. What do you like about the summer?
You can cook eggs on the sidewalk

23. What do you like about spring?
That's the time when all the little forest animals have sex :P

24. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Two: Arizona and Florida

25. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Orlando, Ft. Lauderdale, El Mirage, Peoria, Surprise, Phoenix, Glendale, Avondale.

26. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
I like going bare foot

27. Are you a social person?
Not too much

28. What was the last thing you ate?
Waffles

29. What is your favorite restaurant?
I don't have one

30. What is your favorite ice cream?
Peanut Butter and Chocolate

31. What is your favorite dessert?
Cheesecake

32. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Shark fin soup

33. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
I prefer Strawberry preserves

34. Do you like Chinese food?
Oh yeah

35. Do you like coffee?
It's okay, but it has to have a lot of cream and sugar

36. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
I don't know, I drink out of a 1 gallon jug. Usually I go through about 75% of it every day.

37. What do you drink in the morning?
Water.

38. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
no

39. Do you know how to play poker?
Yup, it's been a while though. I learned in high school when my Algebra 2 teacher used it to teach us probabilities.

40. Do you like to cuddle?
I love to cuddle <3

41. Have you ever been to Canada?
Nope

42. Do you have an addictive personality?
Ummm, no not really. At least not that I can tell.

43. Do you eat out or at home more often?
At home

44. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Robert Moog, inventor of the very awesome Moog synthesizers.

45. Do you want kids?
I don't know

46. Do you speak any foreign languages?
I can speak some Spanish, and I know a teeny bit of German

47. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yup

48. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Pool as it doesn't have salt that gets in uncomfortable areas x

49. Do you prefer a window seat or aisle seats?
Window seat

50. Do you know how to drive stick?
Yes

51. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Music

52. Do you wear any jewelry?
No, I've never been too into jewelry

53. What is your favorite TV show?
Law & Order

54. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes

55. Who is the funniest person you know?
That's tough, there's a lot of people that I know that are funny. I'll have to take a rain check on this

56. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
N0
57. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
"The Gay Song" by Boole (it's funny shit XD)

There are very very few groups of people I truly hate. One of the groups are bastards who think bisexuals and homosexuals don't deserve certain legal rights. The only other kind are people who have no problem being complete douchebags to be people in retail or food business.

If there is one thing working at McDonalds is that you don't be an asshole to people in the food business, no matter what your problem may be. There are several reasons for this.

1. There's a running joke that you don't fuck with the people who handle your food. Well guess what? It's true in even the most professionally run restaurants. There are so many ways to mess with your food that you wouldn't ever notice unless you were told. So for the sake of your stomach, don't piss off or offend anybody in the crew that the grill crew happens to like.

2. Employees in the food industry are people too. Very often people don't see anything but an employee in uniform and forget that they are people too, with feelings, opinions, and values. Would you be a jerk to somebody you meet on the street who wasn't be a jerk to you in the first place? If not, then you shouldn't be a jerk to the person behind that counter.

3. Sometimes people make mistakes. Shit happens, get over it. If your order is taken wrong or you've been given the wrong food through the drive-thru, don't explode on the next poor fuck you see that works there. Don't throw your food at somebody, and don't cuss them out, don't even be rude. Trust me, after a couple months in the food service industry, people develop this shell shock-like reaction when somebody tells them they've given them the wrong order. Even when you're being polite, there's this part in the employee that twitches in fear and goes "Oh fuck". Being an asshole about it isn't going to help you getting your order fixed in any sort of manner.

On the flip side, there are those people who have become so hardened to assholes that they will deliberately do their worst to help you if you're rude about the whole deal. My store's night crew is the perfect example.

So basically, what this whole spiel boils down to is don't be a douche to people in food service, even if you're order's wrong. If you're nice about it and just say "Hi, something was wrong with my order, could you fix it?" or something that's also not rude, then the person who you're talking to is waaayyyy more likely to be willing to help you. In other words, being an ass about it won't get you anywhere far.

This is Khris K., your resident Marret...
Over and Out!

Well, looks like my elements is that of Darkness, with Earth being in second! stolen from  kivwolf

.:FIRE:.

[ ] You have a short temper.
[] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[x] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[-] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[ ] You often lose control over yourself.
[] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[ ] People have often called you insane.
Total: 3

.:WATER:.

[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality. [in general. My personality's a grab-bag, to be honest]
[x] You like to go to the beach.
[] You rarely get angry.
[x] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[x] You think before you act.
[x] You are good at breaking up fights.
[] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[x] You are very generous.
Total: 8

.:EARTH:.

[ ] You are physically strong.
[] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[ ] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[x] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[x] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5

.:AIR:.

[x] You have a free spirit.
[] You hate rules.
[x] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[ ] You tend to be impatient.
[] You are easily distracted.
[] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[] You wish you could fly.
Total: 4

.: DARKNESS:.

[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[] You like to play tricks on people.
[x] Black is your favorite color.
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
[x] You don't talk much.
[x] You are atheist/agnostic.
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[x] You love to break the rules. [gotta love mischief as long as it doesn't hurt anybody]
Total: 10

.:LIGHT:.

[x] You are very polite.
[x] You are spiritual. [spiritual, not religious
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You hate violence.
[] You hope for world peace. [It would be nice, but I don't see it happening]
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[x] Everyone loves to be around you. [from what I've been told at least]
[ ] You always follow the rules.
Total: 5

Yesterday my sister reflected upon her relationships with people she considered at one time or another a best friend. This includes the one in her childhood, and the one currently. She told me she didn't know why, but all of a sudden, she was drifting from her current best friend of about 4 years. My answer to her problem was this:

People change, plain and simple. You two have changed and have become completely different people than you were 4 years ago. In the process, you lost whatever you had in common, so naturally, you don't feel as close anymore.

This morning, upon waking up, I realized that this would explain my trouble with holding on to friends. Ever since I entered the heady time of adolescence, I changed rapidly though I appeared to stay the same to most. I always felt more mature than my peers, and even now I do. I look around and see them, as well as younger generations, making partying the point of their lives; going to parties, getting drunk and taking pride in the fact that they got incredibly smashed. I never could understand the charm of that, and I still don't. As such, it has been incredibly difficult to hold on to friendships with people my age or younger.

Of course, on the internet it's easier to do this. We don't interact with one another in those intangible ways that allow us to tell whether someone has changed or not. In other words, internet friendships are easier to maintain because change is far less obvious.

So there you have it, a revelation that struck me only a few minutes ago. An explanation to an aspect of my life I have always wonder about up until now. If you have read all of that, then I thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Daniel Caceres AKA Khris Kazeras

Woohoo, it's my birthday today! Oddly, it feels like any other day to me, probably because I have to work. Ah well, I'll be hitting up my favorite restaurants for a meal or something, so I at least get something special today! :)

It was full of win. 2 hours and it didn't feel like it was too long. Watch it, make it so!

I'm crazy tired as it's almost 2 in the morning since I caught the last showing of the day, but it was awesome and I have no remorse paying the inflated price of a movie ticket to see it. It gets a 9 out of 10 from me. What keeps it from being 10 out of 10? Well, it has to be history making to get a 10.

Otherwise, here's my explanation. The blatant product placement near the beginning during Kirk's childhood before becoming a cadet in Starfleet. One makes sense due to it being ingrained in the culture of Earth, the other... not very believable at all and very unnecessary. I know, it shouldn't be something to dock the movie for, but I'm anal about product placement, and if it doesn't make sense than I despise it! But that's just me :)

The movie itself rocked my ass and made the geek in me very happy. Now excuse me while I go wash these white stains out of my underwear...

Well, if I weren't a fur, I'd be a Vampire/Wizard apparently. Second would be the Zombified lovechild of a satyr and a werewolf :-P

Centaur:
[] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[] You get drunk a lot.
[] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 3

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest).
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[X] You rarely get sick.
[X] You are a very hard worker.
[] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 4

Fairy:
[] You are happy a lot of the time.
[] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[X] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 5

Gnome/Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[ ] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[X] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[X] You look older than your age.
[X] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 3

Harpy/Siren:
[x] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[x] When you are pissed off, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[X] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 5

Mermaid:
[x] You love the beach moreso because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[X] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[X] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 3

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[X] You are not religious at all.
[X] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 7

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[X] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[X] You like to be alone.
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 6

Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[X] You are a nature lover.
[X] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[X] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[X] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 7

Zombie:
[ ] You are pale
[X] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold (my fingertips)
[X] You love to eat meat.
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot
[x] You usually walk slow.
[X] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 6

Satyr/Faun:
[X] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[X] You're very amorous.
[X] You like art and music.
[X] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[] You love nature but more for the animals then the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[X] You laugh a lot.
[X] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[] You wish you had horns.
Total: 6

Man... it's hard to believe my birthday is only in 12 days from today. It doesn't feel like it, but eh, I haven't been excited for my birthday in a while. Still, I'm always excited when it comes, not because it's my birthday, but because I get to have a gathering of my maternal family over dinner. I always love those ^_^

Feliz cinco de mayo mis amigos! Have fun ;)

Yeah, these so aren't helping to do anything but pass the time. :/

Sexual orientation: Bisexual. I’m an equal-opportunity enjoyer ;)
How often do you think about sex: Every seven seconds :P Hah, pretty often actually, almost all the time. You should see some of the crap I come up with during certain Ustream chat sessions XD
How often do you HAVE sex: For a few months now, about once a week, but I don’t think that’s going to continue after this semester’s over.
Worst sexual experience: Let’s just say it involves something that Dan Savage has called “sentorum” >.>
Cybersex? Phone sex?: *smokes cigar in a bathrobe, twirling is his pencil mustache* Oh cybersex is sooo typical. *coughs* Though phone sex, not so much. I’m not a big fan of it really. But if you get me started, I’ll be sure to finish it, hehe.
Casual sex: I do it, but only with people I’ve come to trust, such as a friend of mine currently.
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: There’s so many XD
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: Paddles, without a doubt, though I’m quite partial to anything made black, supple leather.
Least sexiest body part: Mmm, I don’t think there is one. Any body part can be sexy on the right person really.
Favorite body type: I don’t have much of a preference, but I do tend to like someone with a bit of meat on their bones.
Body hair: Some, but not a lot. If I can get a firm grip on your body hair, then you’ll be encouraged to take a razor to that rainforest on your back.
Monogamy or polygamy?: At the moment, neither. I am, however, polyamorous. It can be a lot of work, but I’ve found it to be completely worth it as I’ve found with a couple individuals in particular…
Underwear: Boxers, mostly.
Pornographic or erotic: Both, but I like erotica a bit more as it deals more with the emotions themselves more than the naughty bits.
How large is your porn collection?: I currently have somewhere around 40 pieces of collected erotic anthro artwork. But that's not all that makes up my artwork collection, I assure you.
Favorite hair color: This is something I can say for sure I have no preference for.
Kissing or cuddling?: I like cuddling way more than kissing.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: Okay, the attraction does not lie in the heritage itself at the least bit, but if you have a british, welsh… actually, you know what, as long as your accent isn’t redneck from the American south, that’s pretty attractive.
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: I’m highly biased towards mustelids and snakes ^^;
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Jello transformation.

Okay, so I'm just making this a meme. I saw  lynxia make a journal about some little known facts about her fursona. So here are the rules:

List 4-6 facts that are not, or is rarely, known by anyone, concerning your fursona or main avatar. These facts can be listed starting with questions or statements, whichever you prefer. I'll have examples of both.

Khris

1. How did I come up with him?

To be honest, when I created him, it was all on the spot, species, general appearance, personality, etc. His species, Ferret/Black Mamba hybrid, is the result of me being torn between choosing a ferret or a black mamba (both are primary favorites of mine). As I said, I created him on the spot and off the top of my head, so I made his appearance simple (meaning much of his black mamba heritage isn't shown).

2. Khris has more than one bio and background.

This actually didn't happen until about a year ago. Really, up until a year ago, I only used him for RP on the Heat of the Night forums (which I still use him on). However, much of his bio and background was built around the fictional city the forums take place in, so I ran into some complications when I began to RP with other who were not part of the forums. So, what I did was I created a whole other bio for him. This means, he lives in a totally different city, has a different job, has a different living situation, and has a slightly different personality (though it's very very much the same).

His background changed accordingly, but his childhood is mostly the same in either cases.

3. Does Khris have hair?

Actually no, despite what my icon may seem like. Khris actually has "headfur". Basically, this is elongated fur that grows from his head. Naturally, it is the same color as the rest of his main coloration. His "headfur" is black due to dying. I was on the fence about this for a long while, but I took the idea from Jim Hardiman as it feels a lot more sensible than just saying "oh, he has hair". I'm pretty satisfied with this choice though, so I probably won't be changing it.

4. Khris has two coats according to the seasons.

During the spring and summer seasons, Khris is his typical coloration (what you see in my icon), but in winter and fall, he's as white as snow. However, he'll use the fur-equivalent of make-up to cover up his winter coat as he feels ashamed about it. His reasons for being so lies in a social complex I've been working on in my own fictional furry world.

5. Khris is not my first fursona.

Well okay, he is my first fursona, but he is not my first avatar. My first avatar was Asmodeus Krypt, a Black Mamba character I had created. I only kept him for a short while before taking Khris on. I killed him off in a storyline on Heat of the Night as a way to symbolize my change.

6. What is Khris' tongue length?

This is actually one that I've remained undecided on until the last few months. From the back of his mouth to the tip when it is fully extended, his tongue measures to a whopping 22" (about 56 cm). This is a very rough estimate when putting his tongue (a snake's tongue) to scale. Like I said, I've only decided this very very recently. But hey, it sure makes certain... activities particularly enjoyable for his "playmates". ;)

So, the auctions went way better than expected! $90 was raised for FurBuy (which I have turned over to FB already)! And it's looking like FB will be staying up now :)

Hey everyone, just popping on to let you all know there is less than 24 hours left in the Furbuy Support Auctions I have up on Furbuy! Check them out and perhaps do some last minute bidding!

http://www.furbuy.com/seller/KhrisK.html