Yesterday,  themoonymonster joined our ranks here in FA and I just wanted to pimp her out to all those that love good art. Already, she has some really nice pieces up so head on over and take a look, and let her know what you think!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1680643/

Our lovely  deja-blu has a little something going on! She's offering up a heck of a good deal on a partial fursuit she got that was made by SeeTheMutt. Just follow the link to get all the details!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1677093/ come check this out!

Carried over from  app129alt 's journal.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bb4_1283184704

This is completely wrong and no, this isn't faked. This little girl makes me want to just find her and her parents and beat the hell out of them for allowing her to do such a violent and cruel act. I can't explain the feelings that are burning in me right now over this.

 bir has been working hard again at her craft and, believe me, you would have a hard time finding dislike in these beautiful tails she creates! Right now, she is doing alittle something special. Just follow the link and check it out!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4385830/

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!


Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- yes
Been arrested? ---no
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- yes
Slept in until 5 PM? ---Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- yes
Been suspended from school? --- No
Experienced love at first sight? --- yes
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- no
Fired somebody? --- yes
Sang karaoke? --- yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes
Kissed in the rain? --- yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- yes
Seen someone die? --- yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- yes
Sang in the shower? --- yes
Smoked a cigar? --- no
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- yes
Sleepwalked? -- No
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- Yes
Dumped someone? --- Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? --- no
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- Yes
Ridden on a helicopter? --- no
Shaved your head? --- no
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- no
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- yes
Eaten snake? --- no
Marched/Protested? --- No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- no
Puked on amusement ride? --- yes
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- yes
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- no
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- yes
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- yes
Streaked? --- no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- yes
Peed on a bush? --- no
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- no
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- no
Written graffiti? --- no
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- yes
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- yes

The ever awesome  deja_blu is streaming! come on in and say hi, seeing what's up!

http://www.livestream.com/blustoof

Come! you know you wanna <3

 kyte_the_fox is live streaming right now! Come on in and say hi, and watch a really good artist at work ^_^

Curse you,  furfox4ever! xD I had to see how much I'm worth a night >.>


Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[x] Other-$75

75

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $1
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $50
[x] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

175

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[x]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45

220

Age:
[x] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
[ ] Unknown - 20$

320

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[x] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child-$100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born - $100

620

Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $350
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$

1020

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision -$300
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[x] contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1

1045

Car(s) Color: Depend which one you want to be picked up in.
[x] Pink - $2,000 [takes a real man to even show up in a pink car :p If he did, I would be seriously impressed]
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Obsdian - $800
[ ] White - $475
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0
[ ] Other - $ 50

3045

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ]12.5 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[x] Under 7- $550 [i haz little feet >.>]

3595

Favorite Color(s):(three at most)
[x] Black - $450
[ ] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100

4205

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[ ] on some - $550

5205


Total: $5205 Like anyone would pay that for me for a night? I know I'm talented and all that, but still... >.>

REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night"

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:13622140


not for me, but a really good artist that is doing just a few badges with a Deadliest Warrior theme. If you're interested, follow the link above ^_^

1. Smoked. (x)
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. (x)
4. Been drunk. (x)
5. Had sex. (x)
6. Been to a concert. (x)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (x)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (x)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (x)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (x)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (x)
15. Been to prom. (x)
16. Cried at school. (x)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (x)
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. (x)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (x)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (x)
23. Kissed a stranger. (x)
24. Hugged a stranger. (x)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (x)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (x)
28. Hit by a car. ( )
29. Had a party. (x)
30. Done serious drugs. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 73%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (x)
34. Broken a bone. (x)
35. Eaten sushi. ( )
36. Bought porn. (x)
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. ( )
40. Been in love. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%

41. French kissed. (x)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (x)
45. Stabbed yourself. (x)
46. Shot a gun. (x)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
50. Watched an animal die. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%

51. Watched a person die. (x)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (x)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (x)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. ( )
57. Dressed punk. (x)
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. (x)
60. Been to a motocross race. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%

61. Avoided somebody. (x)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (x)
66. Ridden a horse. (x)
67. Cut yourself. (x)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (x)
70. Been to a wild party. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%

71. Got caught stealing something. (x)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (x)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (x)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (x)
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. (x)
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country. (x)
79. Started your house on fire. (x)
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 32%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (x)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (x)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 24%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (x)
97. Been rejected. (x)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. (x)

Final Percentage: 17%

Somehow, I'm NOT surprised....

Michigan:

Except for the first one, the following Michigan laws were kindly sent to me by Jayme Fisher, who found them at http://www.bitoffun.com/stupid_laws_Michigan.htm:
It is legal for the blind to hunt, and they don't need anyone with them. [Thanks to an anonymous contributor]
A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
You may not swear in front of women and children. (Repealed)
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. (Clawson)
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. (Detroit)
Wilfully destroying your old radio is prohibited. (Detroit)
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday. (Detroit)
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food. (Detroit)
Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice. Furthermore, any person seen throwing an octopus onto the ice at a Red Wings game will be taken to jail. (Detroit)
No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense. (Grand Haven)
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets. (Harper Woods)
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend. (Kalamazoo)
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. (Rochester)
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day. (Wayland)
Smoking while in bed is illegal (Soo)
Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.

and now:

Ohio:

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
In Columbus, Ohio it is illegal to sell cornflakes on Sunday. [Thanks to an unknown contributor with a Hotmail address and JC in Ohio]
In Marysville, Ohio it is illegal for a dog to urinate on a parking meter. (There are no parking meters in Marysville.) [Thanks to an unknown contributor with a Hotmail address and JC in Ohio]
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sundays. [Thanks to Kyle Brown and JC in Ohio]
It is legal to throw a snake at someone but it is illegal to shake a snake at someone. [Thanks to Kyle Brown]
It is illegal for women to wear footwear of any kind with an open toe. [Thanks to "Iridis"]
It's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a licence. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
It is illegal to get a fish drunk. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Participating in or conducting a duel is prohibited. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Breast feeding is not allowed in public. [Thanks to JC in Ohio, but I am advised by Tash Moore that this has changed and it is now not only allowed but specifically protected]
If you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
No person while operating a motor vehicle shall fail to slow down and stop said vehicle when signalled to do so upon meeting or overtaking a horse-drawn vehicle or person on horseback and to remain stationary until such vehicle or person has passed, provided such signal to stop is given in good faith, under circumstances of necessity, and only as often and for such length of time as is required of such vehicle or person to pass, whether it is approaching from the front or rear. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
A police office can write you a ticket for leaving your keys in your car. But relax he will leave you a note when you can come get your keys back so long as you can prove it's your car and your keys. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Bay Village - It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Bexley - Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Canton - It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendent's permission. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Canton - Electric fences are banned. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Cincinnati - Anal intercourse is banned. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Clinton County - Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Cleveland - It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Fairview Park - It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbour. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Fairview Park - Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Ironton - Cross-dressing is against the law. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Lima - Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Lowell - It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Marion - You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
North Canton - It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
McDonald - Your goose may not paraded down Main Street. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Oxford - It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Oxford - It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Paulding - A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not true, even if it's a police dog. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Strongsville - Catch 22 is banned. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]
Youngstown - You may not run out of gas/petrol. [Thanks to JC in Ohio]

@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
In Michigan, people go swimming in the lakes.

@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees
Floridians wear coats, underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die.
People from Michigan lick a flagpole.

@ 0 degrees
Californians fly to Mexico.
People in Michigan look for their winter coats.

@ -20 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes...
until it gets cold enough.

@ -80 degrees
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.

@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganians get frustrated because they can't thaw a keg.

@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

@ -500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl!

Michigan Facts and Trivia

Detroit is known as the car capital of the world.

Alpena is the home of the world's largest cement plant.

Rogers City boasts the world's largest limestone quarry.

Elsie is the home of the world's largest registered Holstein dairy herd.

Michigan is first in the United States production of peat and magnesium compounds and second in gypsum and iron ore.

Colon is home to the world's largest manufacture of magic supplies.

The state Capitol with its majestic dome was built in Lansing in l879.

Although Michigan is often called the "Wolverine State" there are no longer any wolverines in Michigan.

Michigan ranks first in state boat registrations.

The Packard Motor Car Company in Detroit manufactured the first air-conditioned car in 1939.

The oldest county (based on date of incorporation) is Wayne in 1815.

Sault Ste. Marie was founded by Father Jacques Marquette in 1668. It is the third oldest remaining settlement in the United States.

In 1817 the University of Michigan was the first university established by any of the states. Originally named Cathelepistemian and located in Detroit the name was changed in 1821. The university moved to Ann Arbor in 1841.

The city of Novi was named from its designation as Stagecoach Stop # 6 or No.VI.

Michigan State University has the largest single campus student body of any Michigan university. It is the largest institution of higher learning in the state and one of the largest universities in the country.

Michigan State University was founded in 1855 as the nation's first land-grant university and served as the prototype for 69 land-grant institutions later established under the Morrill Act of 1862. It was the first institution of higher learning in the nation to teach scientific agriculture.

The largest village in Michigan is Caro.

Michigan's state stone, The Petoskey is the official state stone. It is found along the shores of Lake Michigan.

The Mackinac Bridge is one of the longest suspension bridges in the world. Connecting the upper and lower peninsulas of Michigan, it spans 5 miles over the Straits of Mackinac, which is where Lake Michigan and Lake Huron meet. The Mighty Mac took 3 years to complete and was opened to traffic in 1957.

Gerald R. Ford grew up in Grand Rapids and became the 38th president of the United States He attended the University of Michigan where he was a football star. He served on a World War II aircraft carrier and afterward represented Michigan in Congress for 24 years. He was also was an Eagle Scout, the highest rank in Boy Scouts.

The Kellogg Company has made Battle Creek the Cereal Capital of the World. The Kellogg brothers accidentally discovered the process for producing flaked cereal products and sparked the beginning of the dry cereal industry.

The painted turtle is Michigan's state reptile.

The western shore of Michigan has many sand dunes. The Sleeping Bear Dunes rise 460 feet above Lake Michigan. Living among the dunes is the dwarf lake iris the official state wildflower.

Vernors ginger ale was created in Detroit and became the first soda pop made in the United States. In 1862, pharmacist James Vernor was trying to create a new beverage when he was called away to serve our country in the Civil War. When he returned, 4 years later, the drink he had stored in an oak case had acquired a delicious gingery flavor.

The Detroit Zoo was the first zoo in America to feature cageless, open-exhibits that allowed the animals more freedom to roam.

Michigan is the only place in the world with a floating post office. The J.W. Westcott II is the only boat in the world that delivers mail to ships while they are still underway. They have been operating for 125 years.

Indian River is the home of the largest crucifix in the world. It is called the Cross in the Woods.

Michigan has the longest freshwater shoreline in the world.

Michigan has more shoreline than any other state except Alaska.

The Ambassador Bridge was named by Joseph Bower, the person credited with making the bridge a reality, who thought the name "Detroit-Windsor International Bridge" as too long and lacked emotional appeal. Bower wanted to "symbolize the visible expression of friendship of two peoples with like ideas and ideals."

Michigan has more than 11,000 inland lakes and more than 36,000 miles of streams.

Michigan has 116 lighthouses and navigational lights.

Seul Choix Point Lighthouse in Gulliver has been guiding ships since 1895. The working light also functions as a museum, which houses early 1900s furnishings and maritime artifacts.

Forty of the state's 83 counties adjoin at least one of the Great Lakes. Michigan is the only state that touches four of the five Great Lakes.

Standing anywhere in the state a person is within 85 miles of one of the Great Lakes.

Michigan includes 56,954 square miles of land area; 1,194 square miles of inland waters; and 38,575 square miles of Great Lakes water area.

Sault Ste. Marie was established in 1668 making it the oldest town between the Alleghenies and the Rockies.

Michigan was the first state to provide in its Constitution for the establishment of public libraries.

Michigan was the first state to guarantee every child the right to tax-paid high school education.

Four flags have flown over Michigan - French, English, Spanish and United States.

Isle Royal Park shelters one of the largest moose herds remaining in the United States.

Some of the longest bulk freight carriers in the world operate on the Great Lakes. Ore carriers 1,000 feet long sail Michigan's inland seas.

The Upper Michigan Copper Country is the largest commercial deposit of native copper in the world.

The 19 chandeliers in the Capitol in Lansing are one of a kind and designed especially for the building by Tiffany's of New York. Weighing between 800-900 pounds apiece they are composed of copper, iron and pewter.

The first auto traffic tunnel built between two nations was the mile-long Detroit-Windsor tunnel under the Detroit River.

The world's first international submarine railway tunnel was opened between Port Huron, Michigan and Sarnia, Ontario, Canada in 1891.

The nation's first regularly scheduled air passage service began operation between Grand Rapids and Detroit in 1926.

In 1879 Detroit telephone customers were first in the nation to be assigned phone numbers to facilitate handling calls.

In 1929, the Michigan State Police established the first state police radio system in the world.

Grand Rapids is home to the 24-foot Leonardo da Vinci horse, called Il Gavallo, it is the largest equestrian bronze sculpture in the Western Hemisphere.

"The Orange Barrel State."

"No hurricanes here."

"No riots since '67."

"Casino fever - catch it."

"Got fudge?"

"Gerald Ford slept here."

"So close to Canada you can hardly tell the difference."

"We know the rules of euchre."

"The one that looks like a mitten."

"Where used cars from Florida bring top dollar."

"Two Mystery Spots. No waiting."

"Yes, the Porcupines are real mountains."

"Soda? We say pop here, buddy."

"More than just boarded up auto plants."

"Sandy beaches without the severe undertow."

"Imagine an island where horse manure still litters the streets."

"Water enough for any drought."

"Visit Hell, Paradise, Christmas and Climax."

"Birthplace of Meijer Thrifty Acres."

"Where Ontario is a shortcut to New York."

"It's called snow. Get used to it."

"Where the names of toney suburbs needlessly end with "e."

"Deer processing available here."

"Not as flat as Indiana."

"Try eating corn flakes without us."

"Hardly any annoying lizards or poisonous snakes."

"Big on flannel."

"It's not the heat. It's the humidity!"

"Where the mosquito is the state bird."

"Smoked fish sold here."

"Good people with camping trailers."

"We moved American history to Dearborn."

"No toll roads and proud of it."

"Our biggest bridge makes yours look puny."

"Land of snow machines and bass boats."

"We know a place where wooden shoes are always in style."

"Where lousy teams get new stadiums."

"Speed limit's back up to 70, so move it!"

"The Red Wings State"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MICHIGAN IF...


You show people where you're fromby pointing to a spot on the backof your left hand. (Especially useful if you're from the Thumb or the Little Finger.)

You consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice
and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by.

Your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March.

You know that UP is a place, not a direction.

You know it's possible to live in a thumb.

The only place in the world can you experience all four seasons in one day.

Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not medicine.

You know what a 'party store' is.

You've never met any celebrities.

"Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.

At least one member of your family disowns you the week of the
Michigan / Michigan State game.

Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.

Half the change in your pocket is Canadian....eh?

You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.

You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.

It's easy to get Vernor's ginger ale, Better Made chips, Sanders hot fudge sauce, and Faygo pop.

You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."

You've had to switch on the heat and the air conditioning in the same day.

You bake with SODA and drink POP.

The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't funny. You consider it a documentary.

Your little league game was snowed out.

The word "thumb" has geographical rather than anatomical significance.

Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.

You measure distance in minutes.

When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."

You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but is only 100 miles fom Hell.

Your year has two seasons: Winter and Construction.

Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas.

You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.

When owning a Japanese car was a hangin' offense in your hometown.

You believe that "down south" means Toledo.

Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six-pack and a bucket of smelt.

You know that Big Mac is something that you drive over.

You can see a car running in a parking lot with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.

You end your sentences with a preposition; example: "Where's my coat at?"

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.

You think of the four major food groups as beef, pork, BBQ sauce, and beer.

You carry jumper cables and snow chains in your trunk.

You design your kids' Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving in the winter is better because the pot-holes are filled with snow.

Your favorite holidays are Christmas,Thanksgiving, and the opening of Deer Season, which you consider a National Holiday.

You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.

You learned to drive a boat before you could ride a bike.

You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

Your snowblower has more miles on it than your car.

Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.

You’ve ever used the word “bogue.”

The "Big Three" means either Ford, Chrysler and GM, or Little Caesar's, Domino's, or Hungry Howie's.

You think alkaline batteries were named after a Tiger outfielder.

Your definition of a small Michigan town is one that doesn't have a lake.

You define summer as three months of bad sledding.

You attend a formal event in your best clothing, finest jewelry, and snowmobile boots.

The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.

The orange barrel is considered Michigan's 'other' lighthouse.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1569702/


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What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:

~More ~

● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:

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1. How old will you be in five years?
39

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
my son

3. How tall are you?
5' 0"

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Going down to Columbus to meet  dastiger

5. What's the last movie you saw?
Independence Day

6. Who was the last person you called?
my mom

7. Who was the last person to call you?
my mom

8. What was the last text message you received?
from my best friend, Chris [a non-fur...though I suspect that he just might truly be one inside, just in denial]

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
telemarket idiot

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
watching Criminal Minds and taking my last set of pills for the night

12. Are your parents married/divorced?
my mom never wanted to marry my dad

13. When did you last see your mom?
two days ago when she brought me cookies and cream ice cream

14. What color are your eyes?
hazel, though they tend to change with my moods

15. What time did you wake up today?
10:22 ...I woke up form a violent nightmare

16. What are you wearing right now?
white tank top and white,pink,purple striped pajamas

17. Do you like Christmas songs?
i love them because I am a Pagan and I sing them around religious people just to get a rise out of them

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Iargo Springs, MI

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Alone

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Mullica Hill, NJ and Sicklerville, NJ

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
hopefully not dead

22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn like a lobster

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Spiders

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
a late night drunken phone call from my best friend Chris

26. How big is your bed?
queen

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
desktop - el cheapo fucko Nana, named so because she hates me and likes to freeze and/or boot me from things all the time

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
i hate sleeping with clothes on, but right now, I have to because people are checking on me continuously since I just had surgery

29. What color are your sheets?
black.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
four if I can get away with it, but mostly three

31. What is your favorite season?
autumn...not too hot, not too cold...and I love the scent of burning leaves and Halloween...yay candy!!!

33. What do you like about winter?
curling up in front of a fire with a heavy blanket and a cuddle buddy, and hot chocolate

34. What do you like about the summer?
severe storms, swimming

35. What do you like about spring?
the shifting of white to various colors...I hate the bleakness of winter

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
one...MICHIGAN!! ^_^

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
All in Michigan: East Tawas, Tawas City, Palo, Bay City, Oscoda

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet

39. Are you a social person?
lol no

40. What was the last thing you ate?
bowl of steamed white rice fr dinner last night

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
chinese

42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Ben and Jerry's MudPie [if you haven't tried this one yet, DO IT! lol

43. What is your favorite dessert?
deep-fried cheesecake with a berry topping, whipped cream, and drizzled with white chocolate sauce.

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
cream of tomato

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
strawberry.

46. Do you like Chinese food?
love love love love chinese food

47. Do you like coffee?
debatable...in some desserts, yes

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
I hate water...i drink tea and juice

49. What do you drink in the morning?
ice tea

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Yes.

52. Do you know how to play poker?
yes

53. Do you like to cuddle?
ab-so-freakin-lutely!! lol

54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Yes..I was 7 and went up with my grandparents on a camping trip

55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Yes. despite my best efforts to keep people away, everyone that meets me generally tends to want to be around me

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
nope

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
yes...an "adopted" brother/friend

59. Do you want kids?
I have two, a son, almost 16, and a daughter, 12

60. Do you speak any other languages?
not really

61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Yes...numerous times....currently have some now lol

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yes.

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Lake Huron, since I don't like pools much and I've never seen the ocean.

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window

65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
yup...current vehecle is a 5-speed stick s-10

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
books, video games, and gas in my truck because I like to take random road trips and/or chase storms

67. Do you wear any jewelry?
yes

68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Adult Swim; Ed, Edd, and Eddy; Courage the Cowardly Dog; anime; Billy the Exterminator; The Weather Channel is on ALOT in my house ><

69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
my best friend Chris....no matter what mood I'm in, he can always make me smile <3<3

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
no

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Telephone by Lady Gaga

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
no

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
my digital camera.

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
no

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
doesn't matter, though I prefer them closed.

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bear...I have a better chance of surviving a bear attack than a swarm of bees

78. Do you flirt a lot?
only with those that are friends or I really like

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
sweet and sour sauce or hot mustard

80. What is your favorite food?
crab rangoons with sweet and sour sauce

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
yes

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
yup

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
yes

84. What is your usual bedtime?
whenever I crash

85. What was the last book you read?
Nightmare by Piers Anthony [Xanth series]

86. Do you read the newspaper?
Only if there's been an accident, tornado, flood, etc.

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
nope

89. Do you watch soap operas?
hell no lol

90. Do you dance in the car?
do i want to ask just HOW you would do that?

91. What radio station did you last listen to?
Z-93 the Rock station up here

92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
no picture frame

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
my surgery time and date

94. What is your favorite candle scent?
cinnamon/spices or fresh linen

95. What is your favorite board game?
Candyland.

97. When was the last time you attended church?
When I was like 6 or 7

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
didn't really have a favorite

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
one week

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
my mom...she took time from her busy day to bring me ice cream

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1595387/

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I'm home from the hospital now. It was suppose to be in and out surgery, but during surgery, an artery was nicked. The surgeon took care of it in a hurry, so that was fine. Out of the recovery room, they moved me to a regular room and told me that I would have to use the bathroom before I could be allowed to go home. I got up with help from one nurse and found out that the bellybutton incision had opened up and was draining out blood. I got to the bathroom and sat down, and while going, I watched the whole front of my gown become soaked by the leaking from my belly. The nurse told me that I looked very pale and called another nurse in to assist her . I got done and went to stand up, and everything started to swirl in my vision as I got incredibly light-headed and dizzy. I couldn't stand up and i grabbed the rail as the two nurses grabbed me to keep me from hitting ground. I don't remember much, except thinking that i was dying from the rapid blood loss. They called an emergency and 13 people were there, working on me once they got me back into the bed. My blood pressure was dangerously low and after 20 minutes of applied pressure to my one incision, they got it under control. They told me that I had been unresponsive doing that time between the bathroom and the bed, and that I was so pale that none of my freckles could be seen on my face. Eventually, I got the color back and even started cracking jokes [my natural defense against something like this]. I'm just glad that my mom hadn't been in the room with me when that happened, or I had been sent home before it. Needless to say, I had to remain in the hospital overnight. They kept close watch on me all night. My blood pressure remained extremely low and I was on oxygen and an IV most of the time.

But that's the update on me. I'm home and getting my pain meds so I can sleep more.

Got this from  badlandcoyote ...

[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[x] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back[if it's something that tastes good- come back to me xP]

Total: 6

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat [fish not so much -_-]
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose [i dare someone to try this. lol]
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with

Total: 5

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them[I would if this was socially acceptable] [<

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I agree with Coyote :3]
[x] you bite people if they annoy you [especially if they flick my nose]
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours [guilty -_-]
[] milk or water is your favorite drink [Dew or Amp]

Total: 4

[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it [two actually and once in a while]
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fur suit[want]
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want

Total: 3

[x] you crawl on your hands and feet [playing with small kids and animals]
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about [bad habit...]
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and meow every morning when you wake up [more like a groan-purr lol]
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around

Total: 5

[x] you have your favourite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often[mew and meh more]
[x] you hide when you get scared [sometimes x.x]
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes to the house
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hands
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot [straws, my mechnical pencils, my pens while drawing x.x]
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat

Total: 6

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal [most times, and I'm not alone in that lol]
[] your user name has something to do with animals
[] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often

Total: 3

[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like [sometimes]
[] you like to eat grass[fuck no- I'm not getting a tapeworm]
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water

Total: 5

Grand Total: 37

Now, take your score and multiply it with two to get your final score.

74% ....I know nothing of what is implied in this. Where's my saucer of milk?

I know I'm not going to get any sleep tonight. I have to leave here at 6:30am to drive 2 hours down to the Midland Hospital for my 8:30am surgery. I'm wound tighter than a spring and nervous as all hell. As long as there are no complications during or after surgery, I should be allowed to come home as soon as I wake up and get checked over.

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