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A Day of Mourning
Posted 4 months agoToday is a dark day indeed, because last night a cherished member of my family passed away.
No, not an actual relative or even my dog. My Dell all-in-one PC, which I first bought in 2017, has finally, tragically, shuffled off this mortal coil 😭. The end came swiftly (I was literally plugging in my mouse and the thing just cut off out of the blue and wouldn't turn back on lol), so at least it didn't suffer 😔.
I've had that computer for almost as long as I've been writing fight kink fiction. Had it survived 2025, it would've been 9 years old. My aunt has had a few dogs that didn't live that long. It helped me craft many a silly, raunchy story; plus I have other great memories with it, like when me and girlfriend (now my ex) used to get stoned and stay up all night watching She-ra on Netflix. Good times.
So farewell to my poor, precious PC, and thank you for years of dutiful service 🫡. From the bottom of my sick, perverted heart, you will be dearly missed. Good night sweet prince, I pray you've been uploaded to that big Cloud Storage Space in the sky 🥹😇🕊️.
(P.S. I've known this day was coming for a while now, so don't worry, I already got a new laptop. However, I did lose my digital copy of Microsoft Word (you can only add it to one device), which was the best proofreading tool I've ever found. It'll cost $140 to replace, so if you can, please subscribe or donate a few bucks using the links below. Every penny helps ^^
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/theycallmejub
Stripe: https://buy.stripe.com/00gdT78S30EcaGsfYZ
Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/Justin-Carr-524
Cashapp: send money to $jkjub)
No, not an actual relative or even my dog. My Dell all-in-one PC, which I first bought in 2017, has finally, tragically, shuffled off this mortal coil 😭. The end came swiftly (I was literally plugging in my mouse and the thing just cut off out of the blue and wouldn't turn back on lol), so at least it didn't suffer 😔.
I've had that computer for almost as long as I've been writing fight kink fiction. Had it survived 2025, it would've been 9 years old. My aunt has had a few dogs that didn't live that long. It helped me craft many a silly, raunchy story; plus I have other great memories with it, like when me and girlfriend (now my ex) used to get stoned and stay up all night watching She-ra on Netflix. Good times.
So farewell to my poor, precious PC, and thank you for years of dutiful service 🫡. From the bottom of my sick, perverted heart, you will be dearly missed. Good night sweet prince, I pray you've been uploaded to that big Cloud Storage Space in the sky 🥹😇🕊️.
(P.S. I've known this day was coming for a while now, so don't worry, I already got a new laptop. However, I did lose my digital copy of Microsoft Word (you can only add it to one device), which was the best proofreading tool I've ever found. It'll cost $140 to replace, so if you can, please subscribe or donate a few bucks using the links below. Every penny helps ^^
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/theycallmejub
Stripe: https://buy.stripe.com/00gdT78S30EcaGsfYZ
Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/Justin-Carr-524
Cashapp: send money to $jkjub)
I'm back, baby!
Posted a year agoI'm officially back to posting on FA. I used to post on DA because I was getting better views on that site, but i recently learned that DA's views are fake. Apparently just scrolling past a thumbnail on DA counts as a "view," which is just a shitty, underhanded way of making it seem like your traffic is greater than it really is.
Fuck DA. The people on that site bug the shit out of me; I've always liked my furry readers better. Now that I know the views over there are fake, there's no reason for me to stay. I'm back to rocking with FA. I've always prefered this community. Everything I post here won't be furry-related stuff, but a lot of it will be.
Damn, it feels good to be back!
Fuck DA. The people on that site bug the shit out of me; I've always liked my furry readers better. Now that I know the views over there are fake, there's no reason for me to stay. I'm back to rocking with FA. I've always prefered this community. Everything I post here won't be furry-related stuff, but a lot of it will be.
Damn, it feels good to be back!
YCH
Posted 4 years agoI've always wanted to do a YCH story, but I'm not sure how to make it work 🤔
New Year's Resolution
Posted 6 years agoI'm not usually big on New Year's Resolutions, but this year mine is to post at least two stories a month. I have tons of finished stories saved in my Google Docs, but posting takes time and is typically unsatisfying, so I don't do it very often. But I'm gonna up my productivity this year - or at least for a few months till I get bored and give up on this resolution :P.
Selling Out or Cashing In?
Posted 6 years agoAs a man much wiser than myself once said: "If you're good at something, never do it for free." And so, with this ageless nugget of wisdom in mind, I'll be joining my fellow literary hacks in the time-honored tradition of abandoning any notions of artistic vision or integrity and selling the fuck out XD.
I'll be doing this two ways: through a little something I've labeled Pay-Per-Read, and also with a good old fashioned Patreon account.
PAY-PER-READ
Just like the name suggests, Pay-Per-Read stories will be for paying customers only. In short, these stories will include a free intro (about the first thousand words, give or take) and then readers will have to pay to unlock the Full Story. All transactions will be managed through my personal Shopify store. Don't worry: prices won't be too high, and I'll do my best to make the checkout as painless as possible.
Here's a sample of what these stories will look like:
https://sta.sh/01ts8gnv5klx
While I encourage to you to click the link provided, to get a sense for how this will work, please don't actually try to purchase Full Story. It won't work; for now my Shopify account is still set to "test." Once you've made a real purchase, however, a PDF of the Full Story being offered will immediately become available for download.
PATREON
Not into buying individual stories? That's cool, you can become one of my Patrons instead https://www.patreon.com/theycallmejub ! For $5/months, Patrons will have access to ALL Pay-Per-Read stories as they become available. You also get the usual Patreon bells and whistles - suggestions, requests, polls - but that's pretty much it. No tiers, no special offers or anything like that. Personally, I like simple things, so I decided to keep my Patreon simple.
Just to be clear: if you become one of my Patrons, you never have to use Pay-Per-Read. All Pay-Per-Read stories will automatically be posted on my Patreon. Pay-Per-Read and Patreon are meant to be alternatives to each other. Pay-Per-Read offers less commitment, Patreon a better value for your money. The only exceptions will be Pay-Per-Read stories that are too explicit/hardcore for Patreon's guidelines, but there won't be many of those.
And before you ask, yes, I will still post some stuff for free - if only to help grow my readership further. But free content will be very limited from here on out. I'll also resume taking commissions (more on that in a coming journal), but I'll be very picky from now on. So if I turn down your commission request in the future, please don't take it personally.
I'm also planning to keep prices relatively low. My goal here isn't to make money, per say, but to create a monetary incentive that I can use as motivation for writing. There are SO many stories I still wanna tell, so many directions I wanna take my writing, but lately I can never seem to get started. So hopefully monetizing will give me the push I need to keep creating.
Alright, that's it for now. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask. And in the meantime, I look forward to making a bunch of stuff for you pervs to get off to ;).
As always, thanks for reading ^^
I'll be doing this two ways: through a little something I've labeled Pay-Per-Read, and also with a good old fashioned Patreon account.
PAY-PER-READ
Just like the name suggests, Pay-Per-Read stories will be for paying customers only. In short, these stories will include a free intro (about the first thousand words, give or take) and then readers will have to pay to unlock the Full Story. All transactions will be managed through my personal Shopify store. Don't worry: prices won't be too high, and I'll do my best to make the checkout as painless as possible.
Here's a sample of what these stories will look like:
https://sta.sh/01ts8gnv5klx
While I encourage to you to click the link provided, to get a sense for how this will work, please don't actually try to purchase Full Story. It won't work; for now my Shopify account is still set to "test." Once you've made a real purchase, however, a PDF of the Full Story being offered will immediately become available for download.
PATREON
Not into buying individual stories? That's cool, you can become one of my Patrons instead https://www.patreon.com/theycallmejub ! For $5/months, Patrons will have access to ALL Pay-Per-Read stories as they become available. You also get the usual Patreon bells and whistles - suggestions, requests, polls - but that's pretty much it. No tiers, no special offers or anything like that. Personally, I like simple things, so I decided to keep my Patreon simple.
Just to be clear: if you become one of my Patrons, you never have to use Pay-Per-Read. All Pay-Per-Read stories will automatically be posted on my Patreon. Pay-Per-Read and Patreon are meant to be alternatives to each other. Pay-Per-Read offers less commitment, Patreon a better value for your money. The only exceptions will be Pay-Per-Read stories that are too explicit/hardcore for Patreon's guidelines, but there won't be many of those.
And before you ask, yes, I will still post some stuff for free - if only to help grow my readership further. But free content will be very limited from here on out. I'll also resume taking commissions (more on that in a coming journal), but I'll be very picky from now on. So if I turn down your commission request in the future, please don't take it personally.
I'm also planning to keep prices relatively low. My goal here isn't to make money, per say, but to create a monetary incentive that I can use as motivation for writing. There are SO many stories I still wanna tell, so many directions I wanna take my writing, but lately I can never seem to get started. So hopefully monetizing will give me the push I need to keep creating.
Alright, that's it for now. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask. And in the meantime, I look forward to making a bunch of stuff for you pervs to get off to ;).
As always, thanks for reading ^^
Unemployment Sale!
Posted 7 years agoThis might seem like an odd thing to celebrate, but I recently lost my job and I've never been happier! I also qualified for unemployment benefits, which means the generous state of California will be paying my rent for next 10-12 months. And that's good news for you, my readers, because it means I can afford to slash my commission prices :D
Let's do this: the first four people who respond to this message will get $15 off their commission - that's $35 bucks instead of the usual $50. If you're interested, shoot me a PM and I'll see what I can do for you ^^.
Let's do this: the first four people who respond to this message will get $15 off their commission - that's $35 bucks instead of the usual $50. If you're interested, shoot me a PM and I'll see what I can do for you ^^.
