To start:

Yes, I'm back. Again, kind of and kind of not. I will probably not post anything or anything like that, and I will probably only be on here bi-weekly, but oh well. I'm back, baby!

Second, I broke down and got a Snapchat. PM me if you want an add. :3

Okay, well, I'm pretty sure that's it, so toodles!

Made by the awesome  ShilohSmilodon !

Hello everyone! How are you all? Just lil ol' me, coming to brush the dust of my profile again! And I'M in need of some help...

I'M out of a job, and the closest jobs are 30 min away by car...

A car that I do not have...

So, my dilemma is apparent.

I decided to create a Go Fund Me to raise as much money as I can for a vehicle.

Here's the link: gofundme.com/wnngqygk

If you can spare even a dollar, it's something. :)

Have a good day!

So! I don't often do this, and I might be clickbaiting y'all a bit, but that's all I can say about this piece! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18592575/

"But Gareth, aren't you biased because she's your girlfriend?"
No, random citizen! And, even if I am, just taking a simple look at that tells you I'm not wrong!

She's currently open for commissions, too! And for prices that are almost too low! (Seriously, I've seen worse charge more, haha!). Go check  CalyArtist out!

Hello, everyone! I know I haven't been the most active here, but between work, play, relationship, and fighting gov't, I've been pretty busy!

So...I know people can find offence in everything nowadays, but I really hope that someone can help me out here, because I legitimately would like someone to help me understand.

So...here goes...

I was thinking lately (odd, I know) about how stereotypical gender norms are something our community (everyone, be it furry, LGBT, etc.) advocates against. You know, generally saying that because you're a girl, you don't have to wear a dress/you aren't less of a woman for not wearing one—and so on.

I think we're good there, right?

Now...I'm really asking, and I hope someone can help and I don't make people mad, it's not my intention at all. (╥﹏╥) I just think someone can help. 0ω0

So...what confuses me is how transgendered people stick to these stereotypes, and why, when they do, it's okay to be stereotypical gender norm.

Like...I've never seen an M2F that didn't wear really feminine clothes, or not wear make-up, or not have long hair. All the things that are supposed to be "female".

It just confuses me, is all...one second people say women don't have to wear dresses, then they say to be a woman you do...

I hope someone can help.

I'm sorry if I offend someone...I was always told it's better to ask, so...

Good! Now that the click-bait worked, I have an important question!

Does anyone know of a good icon artist? Preferably one that does ponies too, but if not that's all good!

I'd like to know ASAP!

Thanks! Y'all have a great day!

So! Hello everyone! Me again! How is everyone? Good? Good!

So, I know I haven't been on here at all for...probably a month or so. Quite a while! But I have an important artist to show you guys today!

My girlfriend, calyartist.deviantart.com, needs commissions! She doesn't have an FA account, but she has all her stuff on DA. Now, before anyone thinks I'm biased, take a look at her art, it's pretty good!

Well, that's it for me, folks! Ttfn!!

Lookin' at pr0nz when all of a sudden—*BAM!*—Walmart ad!

Reminded me I need to go shopping, but otherwise...

Welcome to the Capitalist State of FurAffinity.

Last night I had one of Wendy's jalepeño chicken burgers. It was delicious, but hella spicy!!!

Today, it's coming out the other end. And it's just as spicy. (´Д` )

Wai. Wai do you hate me, butthole.

Today is the day! This is it!

~Grad~

Capitan's log, stardate: sometime.

It's cold. The temperature outside is -5°C. I haven't showered for four days. No heat. The boiler isn't fixed yet. We boil water on the stove and bathe in the fashion of the 1700s. I work tonight, and hopefully the water will be hot on my return.

>>End Log>>

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In other news, and I can't believe I hadn't done this, but I totally forgot to announce my new mate! His name is  shimmerily, and we've actually been dating for a couple months, now!
That's all!

My family's big Anatolian shepherd dog got into the dead porccupine in the neighbor's yard this morning. Front left leg just above the paw had nearly fifty and she also had some in her tail. How? No idea. Oh well. Fun morning, for sure!

That, if you were wondering, is pronounced "wow". No idea why, really.

So! Yes! First journal since 9 day. Yes. 9. Day. Much amaze. Such wow.

So, basically...how're y'all doin'?

Yes! It is time again to ask me questions about things! Ask about any things!

haplessdwaggy3031! AWWWWW YEAH!

When you go to order some sliced meat from the deli, please do not ask for +600g of shaved salami. ಥ_ಥ

Who's the wise guy that unwatched me when I said I was at 100? . Kudos to you! That's the best thing ever, haha!

When I get 2726 page views, screenshot and you'll win a prize!

Just saw a friend's 1000 watcher journal and thought to check my number.

After three years and relatively no art or anything to get me watchers, I've finally hit 100! I hope to get my writings written, finished, and uploaded eventually, which should definitely boost me!

100! WOOHOO!

So, derping about on Omegle, and here's some of the best, worst, and creepiest things I've come across! (As retold from memory)

>Best pick-up line: "Hey girls, are your breasts making your back sore? Let me hold those for you!"

>Best person on Omegle: Person who knew the answer was "African or European?"

>Worst pick-up line: "My dick is gorgeous"

>Creepiest spy-mode question: It was very long, but looking for an irl partner for some serious BDSM, including torture. Yeah. It was pretty nasty T~T



Long and the short of it, I'm having serious fun on Omegle! Also, sadly, I'm not getting paid for this advertisement (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Little pony, phonie baloney...

Well, it appears that, over my hiatus, I had grown somewhat fond of the little flash ponies. I used to watch the old series (those were the days!), but they new had never seemed to have caught my fancy...until recently.

Well, that's all I really had to say! Oh, RD is perfs, and so is DW.

Just waiting...

=]

Been using it of late (aka today). Kinda odd when you connect and say "hey/hi/etc." and they disconnect. It's worse, though, when they reply then disconnect.

I assume [i[some[/i] of my watchers/random visitors to my page have played/own Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire. If so, then you most likely have seen the instances I am about to talk about.

To begin, Pokémon is not a game for children. It's rated E, but that just means anyone can play it.

OR/AS brought some more mature content (not adult, just mature) into the series. Then again, there's always been mature content in the series (Blue's raticate, morbid pokédex entries, etc., etc.), but this game brings another story to light.

While exploring Sea Mauville, one will come across a cabinet containing letters from a young professor Cozmo to his dad. Here's what's revealed:

»His dad works long hours on his failing job
»His mom fights with his dad and parties often (probably drinking), leaving Cozmo (probably younger than 10) alone
»Cozmo's parents get a divorce

This, as far as my knowledge goes, has never been brought up in Pokémon games before, and I admit, it made me kind of sad to read the letters.

Sorry for a rant-type thing, but next time anyone tells you "pokeemanz iz so laym, itz 4 kidz!" just keep in mind that it has a beter story than all the CoD games combined. (Except Black Ops, that had a shit-ton of story)

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Bonus: There's also a room where two female trainers are gettin' it on. It's made more obvious when the only thing the other girl says is "*Blush...*"

Half-venty journal about semi-serious issues (and claims that it's not in regards to whatever current issue has arisen) in the world.

Next section talking about semi-sappy things, including many "I don't even", "How do feels?", and "WHY".

End of long-winded journal.

_^*Sigh...*