I've become a brony.

A very, very happy birthday to my fiancé!

Unfortunately, he doesn't have an account here! Happy birthday to him all the same, though!

So, my stolen phone is in Computer Exchange.

They've kept it aside for me. But I can't afford £65. If anyone out there can commission me, please do!

I need my phone :(

*Basic*
Name: King Reginald Von Burger
Nickname(s): Reggie/Kitten
Sex: Male
Species: Red Fox
Race: Fox
Age: 17
# 19/07/93
Height: 5"8
Weight: 112lbs
Body Type: Slim
Face: Quite round, ending in a pointed snout.
Shoulders: Slender
Upper Arms: Slender
Lower Arms: Slender
Hands: Slender fingers. Pink pawpads. Brown fingers.
Chest: A white chest.
Back: Orange
Belly: A white belly
Waist: Small
Hips: Large
Bottom: Plump
Upper Legs: Chubby
Lower Legs: Chubby, brown.
Feet: Chubby, Brown.

*fur*
fur Type: Soft, orange/red.
fur Color: Orange, white and brown.
Hair Type: Soft
Hair Length: It ranges from long, to none, depending on what he wants.
Hair Color: The same as his fur
Eye Style: Almond
Eyes Color: Bron
Ear Size: Differs
Ear Type: Fox
Ear Color: Orange

-Extras-

*Sexual Information* (Male)
Sexual Orientation: Pan
Penis Type: Differs
Penis Color: Pink
Penis Size (Length): 8'
Penis Thickness (Circumference): 5"
Testicle Type: Tight, round.
Testicle Color: Orange
Testicle Size: medium
Anus Type: Normal?
Anus Size: Tight
Nipple Type: Human
Nipple Color: Pink
Nipple Size: Small
-Extra-

*Extras*
Tattoo(s): Dyed fur, in the shape of a moon and a star on right buttock.
Piercing(s): none
Freckles: None
Scar(s): none
Birth Mark(s): none
Accessories: none
Clothing Style(s): Tight clothing.

*Personality*
Personality Type(s): Nervous around new comers, friendly, loud.
Likes: Cuddles, food, guitar, art.
Dislikes: A lot.
Commonly used words: "Fuck", "Sex", "Cock"
Common style of talking: English slang
Accent: English
# 141
Music taste?: Metal
Fashionable or Fashion Wreck?: neither
Lazy or Hard working?: lazy
Healthy?: yes
Hobbies: Guitar, Art
Job: Works at an RSPCA charity shop
Favorite Song(s): Anything by KISS
Favorite Color(s): Neon Green
Favorite Food(s): Bread
Favorite TV show(s): Adventure Time
Favorite Movie(s): Star Wars
Favorite Book(s) or Book Type(s): Graphic Novels
Favorite Actor: Dunno
Favorite Band or Singer: KISS

I just got home and my phone's not in my pocket.

I hate this fucking town. I can't afford a new phone.

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You were always my companion.

Got tagged by  Canidae_Jedi

The Rules:
- You must post these rules.
- Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
- You have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
- Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them!

10 THINGS ABOUT ME!

1: I only have one person I can tag!
2: I'm talking to my wife for life  EnvySaligia
3: I love steampunk
4: One day, I'm gonna make my own fursuit
5: I volunteer for the RSPCA
6: I like omorashi
7: I am a LeVayen Satanist
8: Despite #7, I keep ending up in catholic churches.
9: I've always been a cat-furry. Even when I thought I was a dog person.
10: I like making new friends, and my MSN is pants-lizard@hotmail.com. You know what to do.


I tag  EnvySaligia!

Outcast
[x] You don't have very many friends.
[x] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[ ] You were always picked last for kickball.
[x] You don't like to talk a lot.
[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[x] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[x] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People don't find you friendly.
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 10

Party Girl/Boy
[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] ...Or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state... world.
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[x] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[ ] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've snuck out of the house to party.
[ ] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party.
[x] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[x] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.

Total = 4

Scene Kid
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[x] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[ ] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[x] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[x] You enjoy photography.
Total = 2

Prep
[ ] You pop the collar.
[ ] You won't go near the "goths".
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] (Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You are content overall with how your life is going.
Total = 0

Band Geek
[x] You have played an instrument before.
[x] You still play an instrument.
[ ] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.
[ ] You've never dated anybody outside of Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[x] You enjoy listening to Classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a Band bus or at a Band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[x] You hate rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 4

Thespian
[x] You have seen in a school play.
[ ] You have seen a Broadway musical
[x] You like to act.
[x] You have participated in a school play.
[x] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference.
[ ] You get ticked off when people make that thespian, "Did you say lesbian?" joke.
[ ] You have done tech.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT.
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[x] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 5

Overachiever
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
[ ] You have straight As.
[ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[ ] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[x] You are in a relationship.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[ ] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total = 1

Slacker
[ ] Your grades are slipping.
[ ] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[x] You are an overall procrastinator.
[x] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
[x] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[ ] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[x] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on Myspace when you could be doing something more productive.
[ ] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[ ] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[ ] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[ ] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[ ] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[ ] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.
Total = 4

Goth
[x] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[ ] You think tattoos are hot.
[ ] You think odd piercings are hot.
[x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color.
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[ ] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[ ] You like to write dark poetry.
[x] You are into S&M.
[x] You have a pair of over sized black pants.
[ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[x] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[x] You don't really care what people think about you.
[ ] Overly happy people scare you.
[ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 5

Nerd
[ ] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[ ] You have straight As.
[ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[ ] You over analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[ ] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[ ] You wear your pants at your waist.
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[ ] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[x] You wear/should be wearing glasses.
Total = 1

Garage Band Junkie
[x] You play the guitar
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[ ] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands.
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[ ] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 1

Gangsta
[ ] You actually are black.
[ ] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear doo-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[ ] You can freestyle.
[ ] You drive down the street blaring your music.
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say "nigga" a lot.
[ ] You talk too fast for people to understand you.
[ ] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your butt.
[ ] Old school rap is the best.
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling.
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[ ] You are always big pimpin'.
Total = 0

Emo
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[ ] You flip your hair often.
[x] You have dark-rimmed glasses.
[x] You have hurt your self on purpose.
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[ ] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[ ] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a pussy to be a goth.
[ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[ ] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games.
[x] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[ ] You own a bandana which you wear in your hair.
[x] You have dark hair.
[ ] You love the emo song.
[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my heart's being ripped out" and all.
Total = 4

Skatepunk
[ ] You own/ed a skateboard.
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[ ] You have vandalized public property.
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[ ] You have been yelled at for loitering.
[ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[ ] You listen to punk rock.
[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[ ] You stick it to the man.
[ ] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[ ] You enjoy crude humor.
[ ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[ ] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[ ] Hygiene does not concern you.
[ ] Skater boys are attractive.
Total = 0

Metalhead
[x] Most people are scared of your music.
[x] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics.
[x] You hate emo kids.
[x] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before.
[x] Slipknot isn't really metal.
[x] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre, particularly flamenco.
[x] You hate pop and rap.
[x] You spend all your money on music-related stuff.
[x] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[x] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands.
[x] You curse a lot.
[x] You can name at least five sub genres of metal.
[x] You wore black converses before they became emo.
[x] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're Vikings.
[x] You also like classic rock, such as Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.
[x] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.
Total =

I think it's safe to say...I'm a metalhead!

1. Do you snore?
No

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Me and Tom fight ;;

3. What’s your worst fear?
Heights

4. As a kid, were you a lego maniac?
Yes.

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
Shite.

6. Do you chew on your straws?
Yep

7. Were you a cute baby?
Nu D: I was FAT

8. Is the single life for you?
No way. I'm engaged

9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black

10. Do your sing in the shower?
Nope

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
Nope

12. Any secret talents?
Nope

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
In my puppy's arms

14. Can you swim?
Yes

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
No

17. Do you care about the ozone?
It doesn't care about me.

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
1. Lion's have rough tongues.

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Nope

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yes

21. Are you a single child?
wat

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Electronic

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
Dun do eet

24. Is marriage in your future?
YES

25. Do you like your handwriting?
No

26. What are you allergic to?
Garlic & Lube

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
Just now :3

28. Is Tupac still alive?
Sure

29. Do you cry at weddings?
Dunno

30. How do you like your eggs?
Sunny side down

31. Are blondes dumb?
No

32. Where does the other sock end up?
Um. What?

33. What time is it?
9:18am

4. Do you have a nickname?
King Reginald Von Burger

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
Very

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Yesterday

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers

38. Is Santa Claus real?
No

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
Yes

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes

41. What are you addicted to?
Cigarettes :I

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Neither

43. Can you crack your neck?
No

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
None yet ;;

46. Is drug free the way to be?
If you wanna

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Yes

48. What colour are your eyes?
Hazel

50. Do you like your life?
I guess

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Um. I don't know who they are.

52. Are you psychic?
No, I like Gengar.

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
I have not

54. Do you play any instruments?
Guitar & Bass

55. Have you ever stolen money?
No

56. Can you snowboard?
No

57. Do you like camping?
No

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
No

59. Do you believe in magic?
No

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
No, cats are.

61. You believe in divorce?
Well, it DOES exist. Right? RIGHT?

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
No

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Yes

64. Is it cold outside today?
Yes

65. What was the last thing you ate?
Noodles

66. Do you wear nail polish?
No

67. Have you ever been kissed?
Yes

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
Any disney ones.

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
We don't have that here.

70. Favourite song at the moment?
Calling Dr. Love

71. Do you like your job?
Don't have one

72. Do you like your classes in school?
Kinda

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Medium rare

In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
- "NO U"

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
- "...Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Your crush has a crush on me
- "I don't have a crush! I'm engaged."

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
- "I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to fath"

Hurry up would you?
- "NEVAAARRR"

You're so snobbish
- "Yes. I like Snubull"

Wanna settle this outside?
- "Not really"

You afraid of me?
- "Nope"

He/she loves me more!
- "Shut up, Kirby" (My friend, Kirby, is the only one who'd say this)

You have bad grades
- "So do you"

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
- "Well, I have a crush on you too!"

I don't love you.
- "Yes you do"

I think I love you already
- "I know"

Can T copy your answers?
- "No"

I think I have a crush on your friend
- "Boooooooooobs"

Can I sit next to you?
- "Sure"

Would you like to dance with me?
- "I don't dance"

I think you have a crush on me
- "Yep"

you have a cute smile
- "NO U"

Why are you so nice to me?
- "'Cause I'm a nice person"

Your Boy Side

[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[x] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.


Total = 18

Your Girl Side

[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ]Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] /It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Total = 1
Girl = 1
Boy = 18

Typical!