http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kito-art

Incase you wanted to see the fucked up, round-about way I color.

NOTICE: I recently bought and paid for Batman: Arkham Asylum for Windows Live. DO NOT! THE GAME IS BROKEN! Look at their forums, the problems I'm having are EXTREMELY common, for both store-bought and Steam copies. LEGAL copies suffer Securom triggers, and the game crashes at certain points for DAMN NEAR EVERYONE! DO NOT BUY BATMAN: ARKHAM ASYLUM until Eidos mans up and FIXES these HUGE problems!

Batman PC forum:

http://forums.eidosgames.com/forumd.....play.php?f=270

People are so fucking stupid. You'd think "Animal Lovers Against PETA" would be a reasonable place, but no. People are stupid there, too.

Vegetarian: IT IS UNNATURAL TO EAT MEAT SO YOU ARE WRONG AND YOU ARE ALL HYPOCRATES FOR DISLIKING PETA.
Me: Actually, even though I am a vegetarian, I think it is perfectly natural to eat meat. As is not eating meat. It's just a choice one makes.
Not-Vegetarian: NO YOU ARE WRONG EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE BASICALLY DEFENDING ME AND I HAVE NO ARGUMENT YOU ARE JUST WRONG!

1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 4 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS

1. I'm watching Doctor Who as I'm writing this.
2. I absolutely nothing interesting to say about myself.
3. I pretend to be something I'm not, because I don't like who I am. I hope to become what I pretend to be.
4. I'm trying to type with my non-dominant hand because my cat is hypnotized by me stirring bubble tea.
5. I am, and always will be, in love with Guriifu. If that means I'm never in a relationship again, so be it.
6. It bothers me when people tell me I need a boyfriend. Why should I have a relationship for the sake of just having one ?
7. I'm really tired.
8. If you're reading this, I'll have to kill you. You know too much.

Okay, I fucking caved. My friend Hex told me to use DA because he wouldn't make an FA.. because there was already somebody named Hex ? Fucker. Anywho..

http://kitoichi.deviantart.com/

I'll still be using FA more often because I actually like FA.

I wish I had something cool to say.

My inbox has been flooded with these, so I did one.


[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand-washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[x - Dunkin Donuts] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 20

My mom might get arrested. She lied to get me free health insurance, and she got a letter in the mail today about insufficient information. This woman lied since I was born, to get Child Health Plus, which expired when I turned 19.

Apparently, she also lied on FAFSA... which means if they investigate, I might get arrested for her stupidity, because I signed it, too.

What a wonderful thing to wake up to..

"I got a letter from Child Health Plus, I lied to get you insurance. Should I go to a lawyer ? I don't want to get arrested. Oh god, I lied to FAFSA, too!"

If you've been paying attention, you know I'm moving soon.

Well, today I packed my scanner. So mo more arts until I move!

Also... I'm protecting my printer, scanner and consoles by packing them with my scraps of fur.. I feel like a freakin' genius sometimes. :P

I woke up today to what could only be described as zombie wailing, accompanied by banging on my bedroom door. When I opened the door, there was my mother.. throwing a tantrum.

When I say she was throwing a tantrum, I don't mean any normal - *adult* - ranting and raving. I mean she was crying, wailing, jumping up and down, kicking her feet, drooling, and yelling "I'm sorry mommy."

I always knew she was insane, but I never knew she was... actually insane.

It would be funny if I was making this up, but I'm not. I'm gravely serious.

This is a woman, almost 60, with the emotional intelligence of a toddler. I'm sorry, but this can't possibly be my responsibility. Not anymore.

I'm moving the first week of July.

YES OR NO.

NO EXPLANATIONS UNLESS SOMEONE COMMENTS AND ASKS.

THESE ARE THE RULES.

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends ? — Yes
Been arrested ? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like ? — No
Slept in until 5 PM ? — Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school ? — Yes
Held a snake ? — Yes
Ran a red light ? — No
Been suspended from school ? — Yes
Experienced love at first sight ? — No
Totaled your car in an accident ? — No
Been fired from a job ? — No
Fired somebody ? — No
Sung karaoke ? — Yes
Pointed a gun at someone ? — No
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't ? — Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose ? — Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue ? — Yes
Kissed in the rain ? — Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own) ? — No
Saw someone die ? — No
Played Spin-the-Bottle ? — No
Smoked a cigar ? — No
Sat on a rooftop ? — Yes
Smuggled something into another country ? — No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes ? — No
Broken a bone ? — No
Skipped school ? — Yes
Eaten a bug ? — No
Sleepwalked ? — No
Walked on a moonlit beach ? — Yes
Ridden a motorcycle ? — No
Dumped someone ? — Yes
Forgotten your anniversary ? — No
Lied to avoid a ticket ? — No
Ridden in a helicopter ? — No
Shaved your head ? — No
Blacked out from drinking ? — No
Played a prank on someone ? — Yes
Hit a home run ? — No
Felt like killing someone ? — Yes
Cross-dressed ? — Yes
Been falling-down drunk ? — No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry ? — Yes
Eaten snake ? — No
Marched/Protested ? — No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets ? — No
Puked on an amusement ride ? — No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something ? — Yes
Knitted ? — No
Been on TV ? — No
Shot a gun ? — No
Skinny-dipped ? — No
Given someone stitches ? — No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper ? — No
Ridden a surfboard ? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle ? — No
Had surgery ? — No
Streaked ? — No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital ? — No
Tripped on mushrooms ? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking ? — Yes
Peed on a bush ? — No
Donated Blood ? — No
Grabbed electric fence ? — No
Eaten alligator meat ? — No
Eaten cheesecake ? — Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting ? — No
Peed your pants in public ? — No
Snuck into a movie without paying ? — Yes
Written graffiti ? — No
Still love someone you shouldn't ? — Yes
Think about the future ? — Yes
Been in handcuffs ? — Yes
Believe in love ? — Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed ? — No

It's all I've been feeling for months.

I made a decision to take my life into my own hands, so I'm moving. I found a place in Queens by posting a Craigslist ad asking for a pet-friendly apartment. I'm moving the first week of July.

This weekend,  falconeio is going to take me to see the place for the first time.

I needed a change, for better or worse.

Life with my mom has been a constant battle. She's paranoid, emotional, greedy, racist, vain and quite frankly.. stupid. She has no job and no friends. She can't walk into a store without fighting with some poor clerk. She wears more makeup than a hooker. The list can go on..

Ever since  guriifu left me, I've had nothing to keep me waking up every morning. So, it's time to go. It's time to live my own life, rather than the one she sees fit.

The apartment comes with internet, so this will be but a mere hiccup in my activities on FA.

Why the hell is THIS my most popular submission: http://www.furaffinity.net/full/1560064/ ? Seriously. Yes, the dog is funny, but it's a motivator that mentions my ex. Do any of the 26 people who faved it know who Griff is ? Do you get the joke ?

I draw, too, you know. >>

People are complaining that the banner is disrespectful because it's about Towel Day and not Memorial Day. I'm going to avoid a rant and just say this:

Isn't this suppose to be a FUN website ?

Now, what's more fun ? War or Douglas Adams ?

I'm 19.

My ear lobes have never been pierced. It’s weird because I’m female and already have a tattoo. I have an aunt who always insisted my mom should’ve gotten my ears pierced when I was little. So, since my aunt gave me $40 for my birthday[the 15th], I decided to use it to pierce my ears.

I walk into a tattoo parlor near school and ask how much it would be to get my ears pierced. The guy said $5. He must’ve seen the look on my face, because he said "that’s for the gun, it’s $30 with a needle." I tell him I’d rather use the needle, but he really tries to sell me on the gun.

Finally, I convince him I want the needle, but I feel iffy about the fact he tried to sell me the less safe technique.

So, when he shows me the "rings" [barbells are not rings, and professionals shouldn’t make this mistake, but I assumed he said ring for my benefit.] I can get for free with the piercing, I ask if they’re internally or externally threaded. He says "what ?"

O_O

He says he can’t speak English well. Dude, I just had a perfectly fluent conversation with you. How do you talk to someone in English for ten minutes, then say you can’t speak English ? Besides, THIS IS YOUR JOB. I mean, that’s what you do, you pierce. Body jewelry is your trade. I don’t know the melting point of lead, but if I asked a chemist, I’d expect an answer.

So, yeah, ears are still not pierced..

Whats your pets name ?
- Agent 0.00
- Nugget

What is he/she ?
- Cat
- Mouse

How old is he/she ?
- Four
- Five or six months

Breed ?
- Uh.. cat
- .... mouse..

Can he/she do tricks ?
- He can look innocent while drenched in blood.
- He's fat. It's a trick. He looks cute and gets Cheetos.

Housetrained ?
- Yes
- He lives in a cage on my desk..

Coloring ?
- Orange
- White/Albino

Whats one thing your pet does that makes him/her unique ?
- Cats are never normal.. so this is hard to say.
- He greets me.. which wouldn't be unique if he was a dog, but he's not.

Is your pet your best buddy ?
When they want something.

What’s your pet’s favorite food ?
- Chicken
- Oreos

Does your pet listen to music ?
- Sometimes
- No

Couch Potato ?
- Yes
- No

Does your pet sleep in the house ?
Yes

Does your pet give you no end of heartache ?
No

Whats one thing you’ll always remember about your spiffy pet! :D
- His adorableness.
- The way he gets mad and tries to slap me [no, really, he tries to SLAP me.. ] when I poke his tummy.

Any last words from your pet ?
- "When my race takes over the world, you will b---is that a ball ? BALL!" -runs away-
- "Om nom nom"

I had a dream I bought what I thought was a male a rat, and "he" turned out to be pregnant. I decided to sell the babies on Craigslist.

The dream takes place a while after the babies were born. As I was sexing them, the "mother" was still male, the two females in the litter turned into bunnies when I took them out of the cage, and there just happened to be these skinny little colorful lizards, one blue and one red. I also just happened to have crickets for the lizards and enough cages for everything. Nugget was there, too, and he was noticeably older. [Do mice even get noticeably older!?]

It wasn't a dream. It wasn't anything, really. Maybe a memory. Maybe a vision. "Vision" sounds stupid and corny, though. I was starting to fall asleep, and my mind was wondering. We were walking in Prospect Park. We were holding hands. We were silent. We came to the bridge behind the lake, where the waterfall is. I stopped and leaned on the rock/boarder. I paused a moment. Suddenly, as if inspired to do so, I smiled and turned to kiss you. I saw your face, looked into your eyes. I froze. It was you, in front of me, just as you always were - for years, always there. I was shocked awake. It felt so real, but.. you're not here now. You've been gone, and it doesn't feel right.

Reality doesn't feel as real as my dreams, I should be in an asylum.

I've been digging and digging and I can't find a fucking moonstone. Someone please trade me one ?? My Nidorino is like.. level 50 and his only useful move is poison jab. If I evolve him, I can take him to the move tutor and teach him thunderpunch and all that other good stuff. Please can someone catch like, a Bidoof or something and give it a moonstone to trade to me ? Please ? ;-;

Today, I was invited to a Gay Lesbian Bi Transgender Alliance meeting.. twice.

It made me almost wish I was gay.

OMG I AM GOING TO SEE THIS MOVIE AND I AM GOING TO CRY AND IT WILL BE AWESOME

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/wh.....wildthingsare/

http://twitter.com/Kitoichi

I'm following FA, and some people I'm watching on FA that I recognized.

Follow me ?

I'm interesting as fuck, I swear.

Moved to a site I pay attention to.

http://strangelycute.blogspot.com/

Yeah.. sorry about that.