so i totally went back to using my old account

plenty of bats! but now more goats and dragoats, buns donks and gnolls :D

If you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]

[] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[x] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else (and got away with it)
[] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[] drank and drove
[x] had a hangover
[x] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[] went to and AA meeting

Total: 7

[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[] nutted on an old womans face
[x] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[x] used drugs
[] a drug other than marijuana
[] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[] been to rehab

Total: 4

[] went to a strip club
[] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[x] did porn
[x] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[] own a gun
[] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house

Total: 5

[] been arrested
[] spent more than a day in jail
[] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[] threw a turd at someone
[x] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist

Total: 4

[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[] gave someone a swirly
[x] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[] did a keg stand

Total: 7

[] stolen gas
[x] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[] believed in santa claus past 7
[] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[x] ran away from home
[] egged a house
[] toilet papered a house
[] forked someones yard

Total: 3

[x] set something on fire
[] ran from police
[] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test
[x] stolen money from someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activites
[x] had sex
[] had sex with the opposite gender
[x] had sex with the same gender
[x] had sex with more than 1 person
[x] drunk sex
[] had to do the walk of shame
[] left with less than your started with

Total: 9

[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[] driven more than 12 hours straight
[] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[x] keyed someones car
[] bumped into someones car and left (hit and run)
[] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents

Total: 4

[] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[x] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[x] done smexual stuff inside a movie theater
[x] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] fapped to something on FA
[] been banned from FA
[] had your car towed
[] thought kanye was cool

Total: 5

GRAND TOTAL: 48

Stop wearing inexplicable fedoras. They do not go well with your neckbeards or video game/anime/internet meme t-shirts. They look ridiculous, and I cannot suffer them any longer. At least wear ONE OTHER classy article of clothing (note: not an accessory).

Thank you for your time.

- Kosciuszko

Okay so, imagine your character has just sat down in front of a computer and is ready to interact with the internet.

What would his screenname be?

Kosciuszko's screenname would be "splendorgrandeur9" and Almadel's would be "onesassysashimi".

:D

• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
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- Name: Almadel/KO/Kajidoh/Fggg/Stank/Duke/Sarah Silverman's Moustache
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: December 6 (age 22)
- Sign: Sagittarius
- Hair color: blaque
- Eye color: Brown
- Height: 6'3
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Gay as SPRINGTIME.
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: No favorite place. Not terribly interested in trends
- Favorite designer?: your mom
- What is your sexiest outfit?: STANK MALARKEY
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Stank again lol.
- What do you usually wear?: CLOTHES
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: The blood of children (doesn't matter)
- What are you listening to right now?: Watching Community on Hulu
- Who is the last person that called you?: MY GRANDMA ILU MAMA
- How many buddies are online right now?: all of them. god i don't know do you want me to count ALL THESE FUCKING PEOPLE
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Food: EVERY KIND OF SEAFOOD.
- Girls' names: Henrietta, Penelope
- Boys' names: Oglethorpe
- Subjects in school: History
- Animals: Goats, bunnies, donkeys.
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Given anyone a bath?: Yes >:3
- Smoked?: Weed, hookah, cigs.
- Bungee jumped?: Nope.
- Made yourself throw up?: I CAN'T THROW UP
- Skinny dipped?: Yes
- Ever been in love?: Yes...
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: SEVERAL TIMES lol
- Pictured your crush naked?: yeah ;ooooo
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Yep!
- Cried when someone died?: I've never had anyone close enough to me die to cry
- Lied: haha NO
- Fallen for your best friend?: Yeah....
- Used someone?: Yes, and I regret it.
- Done something you regret?: See above.
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • C U R R E N T • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- Clothes: Bloodelf T-shirt, trendy fag bandanna on backwards (boyscout style), and some basketball shorts.
- Desktop picture: RICHTER BELMONT DESUUUU
- CD in player: What is this.
- DVD in player: Watchmen
____________________________________________________________________________

• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
____________________________________________________________________________

- You touched: Er...Actually I'm not sure o__o
- Hugged: Also not sure :O Who was the last person I hugged at FF?
- You kissed: Wow...I have no idea. Many many months ago.
- You IMed:
- Talk to online: Hinie <3 <3 <3
- You sexed it up with: Willy. He should stop trying to hook up with me when i'm about to go to sleep, makes me look more fondly on the act
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Understanding?: Sort of.
- Open-minded?: Yes
- Arrogant?: Nope.
- Insecure?: Only about stupid shit.
- Random?: Actually, everything that comes out of my mouth is entirely too choreographed and calculated, unless i'm preparing to stick my foot in my mouth
- Hungry?: I want chocolate :c
- Smart?: Smart as in I know how things work or smart as in I know things? I only know things.
- Moody?: QUITE.
- Organized?: Eh.
- Shy?: Yes, actually! But that melts away when I'm around people I've already opened up to.
- Difficult?: If you mean stubborn, yes.
- Bored easily?: I'll find some way to pass the time.
- Obsessed?: FFXIV OMG GLEE OMG...FFXIV OMG
- Angry?: I do have a bit of ANGER BAGGAGE. Not much though, just a few carry ons.
- Happy?: Most of the time :3
- Hyper?: ask * 3*)////
- Trusting?: Too trusting (ie naive)
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • R A N D O M • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- In the morning I: have to piss.
- Love is: Many things.
- I dream about: DUDES.
- Sexual preference: YOU ALREADY ASKED THIS
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Sense of humor (also if they're a ginger i really enjoy them >:VVVV)
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
___________________________________________________________________________

- Coke or Pepsi: PAPSY
- Flowers or candy: Depends on what kind of flower.
- Tall or short: Tall
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • W H O • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Makes you laugh the most: but only in the context of my junk
- Makes you smile: ALL MY NIGGAS. :33333
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: He knows who he is. |3
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Nope. :V
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Sometimes.
- Wish you were younger?: Nope.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Like all the time before I got into high school.
___________________________________________________________________________

• × • N U M B E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________

- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Yes :c
- Of guys I've kissed: scores
- Of girls I've kissed: ZILCH actually no wait...one. We were drunk!
- Of Cd's I own: like, 45.
- Of scars on my body: A LOT.

I guess this gallery doesn't showcase a lot of my drawing, you can check that out at either or , but I think I want...no, need to take commissions lol.

I'm only going to take 5 slots, and it'll be 15bux for a semi-sketchy flat colored bust or pinup. Technically I'll only be taking 4 since I already owe someone something still :3 If you're at all interested, please leave a comment.

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Yeah if you didn't go you should probably start weeping right away

Too many props to give out so I won't give any BUT you know who you are (you know who I am) and I love you <3

still haven't gotten my voice back completely hurr hurr

*Are you a furry?
HYUP

*If you have a Spouse/SO - Is he/she a furry too?
Nope D;

*How long have you been in the community?
A very long time. 7 or 8 years!

*How did you find furry?


*What's your reason for furry(like what interested you to get into the community)?
MONSTERS. And awesome people.

*What's Furry to you?
Getting crunk and having a blast.

*If someone found out you're a furry and asked you about it how would you respond?
Laugh about it!

*What are your favorite aspects of our community?
buttertrolls but mostly hangin' out with people.

*Do you use any furry terms? (i.e. yiff, paws, murr?)
NO GOD DAMN IT

*What do you wish furry was NOT associated with?
I wish everyone would just realize you're going to find, gross, weird and criminal people in any subgroup.

*How strongly do you feel about someone bashing the community as a whole?
Read above

*How strongly do you feel about anyone bashing you yourself for your interest based on the media's aspect of what furry is?
Very few people have the nerve to bash me.

*We all know furries have alot of sexual aspects in this fandom, What's your opinion on it?
People will make anything sexual.

Personal

*What is/are your fursona(s)?
A shapeshifting fudog, currently in leaf-nosed bat shape :O

*Do you have any fetishes that pertain to the fandom?
I guess transformation is the only real one I could only get my rocks off to via furry. Otherwise i look to humans doing the nasties.

*If you could magically morph into your fursona would you?
Hahaha yes.

*Do you believe you have a spirit animal?
- If Yes, Is that spirit animal your fursona(if not what is it?)
NO WAY actually I have no idea.

*What other fanbases/groups are you a part of?
SO MANY i'm an all around nerd.

*Are you a fursuiter?
Yes, I am being inducted into that fraternity at FF :D

*How many of your friends are furry?
Half (around 200~)

*How many pets do you own, if any?
none

*Aside from furry what other interests do you have?
drawing, reading, bowling, acting, singing, dancing, paintball, whitewater rafting, swimming, music, gaming, comics, 420, etc

*Are you confident enough in yourself to say that you're a fur, no matter what the media says?
Yeah, but I don't wear it out loud and proud. I don't overly express anything that I am or that I'm into, but if someone asks, I'll tell the truth. :V

Meetups

*Do you attend any cons?
Yes.

If yes, which cons have you been to?
AC05 06 07 FWA 09 FF 08 Kaincon 05 06 07 08 09

*Do you go to local meetups(bowling, public outings...etc)?
Several!

*Have you ever attended a furry party?
Several.

Online

*Have you ever met up with a fur you talked to online?
Several...

*What furry websites do you attend?
FA

*What non furry websites do you frequent?
all of them? do you really want me to list all of them?

And last, but not least

*Has the fandom done anything for you that you're thankful for? Has it taught you anything or brought you anything you treasure greatly?
I'm a lot less shy now. :V

1. Say hello :3 I love meeting new people.
2. Buy me a drink. I love drinking.
3. Get a cheap commission. Only 5 dollars >:V
4. Take pictures with me in my gnoll and kigurumi. Do it, you know you want to!
5. Don't hug me from behind. I don't roll that way.
6. BATHE. Please bathe.
7. BATHE! For emphasis.
8. Dork out with me over FFXIV. Do it come on you know you want to

need more dragoats thx

then just who the hell are you, anyway?

Where are you staying?
Main hotel.

What day are you getting there?
every day (thursday)

Who will you be staying with?


Do you do free art?
DEPENDS. Usually I will do a free doodle.

Do you do trades?
Sometimes.

Do you do commissions?
nothing over 5 dollars!

Do you have prints / CDs ?
Nope.

Do you do badges?
Yes.

Will you have Art in the Art Show?
NO.

What is your gender?
wut iz a mayn

How old are you?
22

Can I talk to you?
GOOD QUESTION.

Can I touch you?
do not touch

Can I hang out with you?
only if you buy me drinks

How can I find you?
A TALL LOUD BLACK GUY

Other cons I may go to:
FWA AC

I will be harassing bun and pig with my antics.

I'm so ready to move. ffff

Soon I'll be moving to Middletown, CT. You bastards better greet me warmly, OR ELSE.










Or else I'll weep and be v. sad boohoo

So I'm getting a lot of complaints about kozy and how he doesn't have as much personality as almadel

do you mean he's not as cute as almadel? because that's intentional. I designed almadel to be cute as a button. I think kozy is a bit more sassy and brassy without being as emo as fomalhaut. Of course, having just recently made him up and without very many drawings of him it's harder to see that. I have way too many pictures of Almadel, and he's as cute as kittens playing with corgi puppies in every last one.

I am not abandoning almadel or anything like that, but i want to distance myself from the persona of almadel; I'm not like him, and I'm not like kosciuszko, I'm my own person and these are just characters.

please stop with the dickgirls. I know it won't stop. My resistance might even make you harder. But please think of your pal Kozy and knock off the dicktits thanks.

Working on commissions. Will upload later.

So is anyone else planning to play Aion at all? Or will I once again be the only person to play in my friends circles :[

Still adding back my old watchlist from my other account, . Once that's done, I'll stop posting new things there and focus mainly on this account. I've had several accounts on FA, check 'em out:

 kajidoh
 pedrolino
 stank_malarkey
 arsalmadel

:VVVVVVVVVVV

I was formerly the goat Ars Almadel :]

Gimmie a bit to set up shop plz :]