I was going to put up a journal warning that I'd not be able to do much porn related material because my younger siblings were going to be visiting (19 and 17) but my brother is a stupid idiot and won't take a greyhound bus from Las Vegas out here, for $34 bucks round trip all because he quit taking SCHOOL busses 2 years ago and refuses to get on a bus. Nevermind that Greyhounds are y'know, NICE.

What a dick.

So I'm pretty pissed right now.

Going to look and see if they make mats for the front door that say 'no out of state visitors kthx'.


SO they're coming. It would cost my brother too much to change his flight to leave my sister's. He's taking the damn bus. I bet he'll love it, that puss.

Random rant. Not really. I guess.

I just get tired of seeing someone's human art that's good (or not, don't care) and they add in a ' OMG ITS HUMAN SORRY ' or some shit to the end of it.

FA =/= FURRY ONLY

FA = PLACE WHERE FURRY ARTISTS CAN UPLOAD ART.



:'D if HUMAN wasn't allowed why would there be a drop down for it. SRS.


Back to commissions.

Full body colored + shaded = $25
Full body flat color = $20
Full body ink = $15
Full body sketch = $13

Waist-up colored + shaded = $17
Waist-up flat color = $15
Waist-up ink = $13
Waist-up sketch = $10

Headshot colored + shaded = $15
Headshot flat color = $13
Headshot ink = $10
Headshot sketch = $7


Prices vary if the commission is feral.


Full body colored + shaded = $15
Full body flat color = $12
Full body ink = $10
Full body sketch = $7

Headshot colored + shaded = $10
Headshot flat color = $7
Headshot ink = $5
Headshot sketch = $3


I don't draw feral porn. I do draw anthro or human porn. Extra characters are an additional cost and I don't do well with more than 2 characters most of the time, just a warning :3 Generally the price for additional characters is half of the commission's original price, rounded down. For example: Full-body colored+shaded is $25 so an additional character would make it an additional $12, so $37. I don't charge extra for porn, that's silly to me xD

There are alot of fetishes I won't draw. Just simple as that. If I listed them, it'd take too long. So please don't be offended if I have to reject your commission due to it being something I just can't draw.

I take paypal only. It's easiest.

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Thought I needed to put one of these up @__@

 Silver-DragonWolf - Completed! - need to mail. I haven't been able to get a mailer yet ;; Sorry.
 Kerijiano - Completed!
 tamurross - Completed!
 Lemonz and  LimeyKit - Completed!
 DecemberRain - Completed!



Now, please tell me if I'm forgetting anyone! D: I checked through my notes and these are all I found!

THIS DOG NEXT DOOR HAS BEEN BARKING FOR ALMOST 3 HOURS NOW I THINK.

What the fuck. How can you let your dog be a menace like that?!? I hate dogs that bark continually :| And the great thing, it's literally 5-10 feet from my fucking bedroom door.


I'm twitching.


I've had a headache all day and this is not helping me ;;



Commissions. Working. Now.

Sorry, I've been making minimal progress, been busy. VERY.

Addy got fixed today. They thankfully lowered the price alot when we told them it was too expensive and it was either get her fixed, or eat. Which it would have been like that. @__@; Thankfully we got it for only $308 (including a catheter) instead of right around $400 (Without a catheter). So that worked out nicely.

Thank you all again for the help.

So far I have  kerijiano's sketched and I've been staring at the others. I haven't been able to get on the computer much at all. Jobhunting and all. Wish me luck that I get a job ;; That would help things sooo much.


Ok back to trying to draw ;; Ilu guys.

~Koi

Pandorum = Dead Space.








WTF.

I felt so shitty and weird all day x_x

Ughhh.

idk.

Back to trying to work on commissions. I usually only get to work when Brandon's at work (because the dogs are calm when he's not home and I can concentrate x_x).


Bahhh.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/748675/ < thanks for the replies. ;; yes I am still taking them, and I think i will be until we pay off whatever loan we get to cover this shit.

I want to say thank you for those of you who put up journals for me.

I want to say thank you to those of you who have commissioned me.

I want to say that I'm in tears because I'm an emotional schmuck who is really touched by all of this... I am very thankful for everything.

I just feel so pathetic not having a job and not having a way other than art to help with these problems we're faced with, and it sucked to be smacked upside the head with this issue on me and my husband's anniversary. And the fact that people care makes me very happy despite wanting to punch walls over this stupid bank situation.

We are changing to a local bank ASAP, fuck you Bank of America, you suck.

I am just glad, even if this commission money doesn't cover much of the loan, and even if I continually apply for jobs day by day, I'm glad to have you guys looking out for me. Thank you to those who've given money, thank you to those who have put up journals.

You guys are awesome.


It's 4 am and I really, really, really need some sleep.


*thousands of hugs*

~Koi






EDIT: Ps, I'm a pussy and I'm emotional, forgive me? D:

So the greatest thing about a 4 year anniversary is finding out your bank fucked you in the ass. Dry.



Since we deposited our state tax refund in the account 8 minutes past their 'lol it won't be in the account for TWO days now!' cut off time, and they didn't tell us, everything we purchased on the 18th (EVEN THOUGH IT ALL CAME OUT AND NOTHING WAS REFUSED EVEN THOUGH THE MONEY WASN'T THERE???) threw us into the negative and racked up a shitload of overcharge fees.


So instead of having $400+ in the bank right now from the huge check we deposited .. And instead we have negative $140.


:|


And Addy gets fixed on the 26th with us negative and this money was supposed to cover this u_u It's going to be like just over $300 and we more or less are hoping my husband's mom can loan us the money.

WTF. We had it all figured out, we had everything in line and everything was FINE.


Idk.

I'm taking emergency commissions. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/650519/ there's my prices, just take $5 off the price, they're discounted because I really need the money ASAP. x_o This will pay my mother in law back. Ugh. This is BULLSHIT.

Happyfuckinganniversary to us u_u

Edit: http://www.furbuy.com/auctions/1009715.html just to throw that in.

Been married 4 years today.

:)

Now I'm gonna go draw.

THIS: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/748234/


You guys have, unintentionally, made the most awkward possible pairings for pokemon smut ever.

http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-dp/ SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?? Find your numbers and cry a thousand tears over how I cannot draw this XD; I'm giggling. :B

Give me two numbers, from 1-493.


EXAMPLE: 32 and 300.





IDK JUST DO IT.

I am seriously pissed. As if we don't have money issues now as it is.

Our vet said TWICE that 'sure you can pay part of the spay with a check, then postdate one for the date of your next paycheck. Pay half and half!'

And we scheduled the appointment to get Addy fixed yesterday, for the 29th of this month..

And um. They called my husband a minute ago to say that we'd have to pay for it all at the time of the spay :|

What the fuck indeed.

I'm crossing my FUCKING fingers that the money for our state income tax comes in by then.

Or we'll just starve. She HAS to get fixed. :\ Very soon. :( We already tried humane societies and they're booked until the end of JUNE. She's getting too close to heat, I swear.

Just another thing adding onto my mood. ._.;

The rise and fall of my sloppy love,
The smatterings, and splatterings,

They'll get you.





<3

...sucks.

trying though.

*gouges eyes out*


Some shit I see.



Makes me remember why I don't load the front page hardly ever. ;;

I'm doing a rather big pixel art picture.


I love the torture c:


EDIT:

He's gone from
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/.....ushi/aerin.jpg

To
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/.....ushi/haley.png

And so far
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/.....hi/haley-2.png


@_@; NOT even started shading yet. Just blending.. D8

Currently, that is.



D< my husband saying he'll do something after work then pussing out and not fucking doing it because he wants me to go ( I.E.: Told me he would pick me up some sushi. Then he texts me back like 30 minutes before he gets off work asking if I'm ready to go!??!? He said he'd get it D< Or tonight, saying he'd go pick up some fucking vodka and then he was like ' you should come with me because I don't know what you want'. SO I TELL HIM WHAT I WANT AND HE SAYS I SHOULD STILL GO. OR HE WON'T GO. It's a bad tease and it pisses me off. I fucking told him now that it pisses me off and all he fucking did was make a fucking :) face.)



... I totally had more but I got off on that tangent and forgot the rest.


:|



YES I'm fucking getting dressed to go with his stupid ass to get some fucking vodka. I'm pissed off. Because he shouldn't do this shit. He knows I hate getting dressed JUST TO COME RIGHT BACK HOME FROM THE GAS STATION 3 MINUTES AWAY and get back into my fucking pajamas.

I'm pissed >:|


Edit: AND not being able to draw my own characters is pissing me off today. D< that is why I made random gift art.

Okay.


I was more or less looking for different animals to draw.


I didn't specify.


So maybe throw some pictures of interesting animals..? :3

I'm nerdgasming over Layla Kayleigh replying to me twice on twitter now.


sfjafhghgf.


She's just awesome.

Seriously STFU about swine flu.

There's only a few people I know that have genuine concerns and fears because of immune systems and so on (age, as in my grandparents for that matter.)

There's no cure. It's a fucking flu.

The regular flu has killed SO MANY PEOPLE this year so far.


It's.

A.

Flu.


Just chill. And no you can't catch it from fucking eating pork. It's not mad cow disease. It's an airborn (or maybe contact born if you go lick a pig: http://img16.imageshack.us/my.php?i.....&via=tfrog (Snagged that from nerdist/chris hardwick on twitter)).

That's the thing that annoys me most D< GO AHEAD AND EAT PORK. D<<<<<

the lamp on our rear projection, 57 inch television went out.


I'm eternally sad.


I hope we're still under warrenty from when we ordered it..

u_u we have a nice television in the bedroom but STILL D< I'm listening to Chopin to quell my boredom~

I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A


EPIC. I didn't know it was possible to make a purposely bad movie any worse <3


By the way, I loved the non.. television raped version XD;

GIANT CHEETOS ARE THE FUCKING BOMB



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