This is a shot in the dark but I thought I'd toss it out there. Any furs out there who watch me fans of the "Final Fantasy: Tactics" game? Specifically the original "PSone" release and the PSP "Lion Wars" version of the game? I was thinking about creating a group for RP based around the story line of that game. Characters would be created based on a classes and characters in the game, and the story lines would take place alongside, before or after the events detailed in the game. Just thought I'd toss it out there and see if anyone would be interested. Obviously fans and gamers with knowledge of the game would have the most fun with this. And of course furriness and such would be fine in the RPs as well.

And so it came to pass that last night, my 7 and a half year old laptop died after slowly sputtering and choking its way toward the grave over the past 6 months. It was a good computer. Shiny. Brand new and top of the line when I bought it. Fuck you Windows Vista, that portion shall not be missed. So I am without machine until payday, and thus will only be online on my phone or my family's other computer. See you all soon!

Some of you out there have expressed that you miss Konu. That he has changed, that the stories are not what they used to be, or nonexistent. Some of you who RP with the badger may have known him to be overly submissive, or willing to be castrated. These days are gone. Recent changes in my life have facilitated the true badger's return to the spotlight. He's coming. Hide your balls. The days of a submissive badger are gone. They days of a softer badger are gone. They two pictures I posted recently are the last two images that will contain Konu in a submissive light. Enjoy them.


The hunter has returned, and he...is...hungry!

If you want em note me!

We are currently sold out of Stiff Nights Stamina Enhancers. if you wanted some, but have been unable to send me the funds to get you some yet, if you want, you still can send the funds so that when we get more in, I can immediately purchase them for you. If not, I will post another journal on the day we get more in and you can send the money then. You have to act fast on these folks, we sold over a hundred packages in less than 3 days alone. They get bought up fast. They are good stuff.

Just dome info on stiff nights sexual enhancer pill. It WAS pulled off the market but they changed their formula and it is back available now. We have tons of it at our store and it is perfectly safe. The only reason it was pulled off was because it was too close to viagra and they sued. So no health issues. Though of course don't take it if you have a bad heart or liver or whatnot.

Well I had to test out another brand of boner pill for work, this time a 'high quality' one. I took it last night, thinking to have another session like saturday, but to my chagrin after 2 hours and 5 orgasms, I was still raring to go. Confused, I looked at the packaging and to my shock the SINGLE PILL I took is strong enough to last 72 HOURS! That's THREE days! And ever since I took it, I keep getting random hardons and the only thing that kills it is to masturbate. D:

*Is dragged off by his libido for jack off session number 13.* NO no it hurts no no noooooooooooo!!!!

So! We have a lot of different brands of lube, boner pills, toys, and such at work. Some are popular and some are not. I plan on testing as much of this stuff as I can for product knowledge. BUT I need a place to start. So what I need from you furries, is some suggestions! Let's discuss your favorite brand of lube, water or silicone based, toys (dildos, masturbators, vibrators! etc) stamina pills (if you have tried any of them) or anything else that gets you off. I will take all of that into consideration and use the feedback to guide myself through our inventory, and of course post other journals about my experiences. :D

So, let the sex talk begin!

Alright! First of all, let me start off by saying this. These are my own personal evaluations and opinions of the products 'tested'. I am in no way a professional (at least not a PAID one *wink wink*) and my opinions are exactly that: Opinions. I use a 1-5 star (*) scale for these products, 1 being terrible and 5 being INSTANT LOVE.

So! First of all, the boner pill or 'stamina enhancer' tablets. Took two and it took about an hour and 15 minutes for it to start to have an effect. The packaging quotes 45 minutes and the effect I received from it was only marginally noticeable...at first. It started with a vaguely 'warm' sensation in my face and a certain 'weightiness' in other lower areas. But once I began 'testing' the lube (vigorously) I noticed a bit of increase in engorgement. So the packages claims of 'increasing your size' is really only attributed to increasing bloodflow to the penis. HOWEVER, the claims of it increasing your staying power seem to be false in my case. In the space of 2 hours, I had 4 orgasms. That's about 1 every 30 minutes. Normally, 30 minutes is usual time to reach orgasm without edging. So, I didn't notice any increase as far as that goes. BUT it does seem to increase sexual appetite. Brief, condensed version: Doesn't make your cock big, makes you horny, but doesn't really make you last longer. *** of 5.

LUBE! Of 8 lubes I plan to test, I managed to get through 4 of them tonight. I tried a silicone lubricant, a water based, a 'lotion' (also water based) and a hybrid of the two. I would have to say my favorite is the silicone lube which was 'Wet Platinum'. It stayed slick through the whole session without needing to be spit on or 'reapplied'. It's good for jacking off and such, but not usable with silicone toys, as silicone eats silicone. 'Wet Platinum' **** of 5.
My runner up would have to be the 'lotion' type lubricant, which is 'Liquid Silk' brand. It is water based, so safe for condoms and toys, and it has a creamy texture like lotion, which is nostalgic. Reminds me of being a horny badger teen again, and sneaking the lotion into my bedroom for a late night wank. **** of 5.

LEAST FAVORITE: 'Wet: Synergy' with cooling tingle. I hated this. Reminded me of the time I accidentally got 'Bengay' on my cock. * of 5.

The hybrid lube was alright. It was supposed to last like a silicone and clean up like a water based. This is semi-true. Considering I washed my cock between each of these lubes, and only this one left it feeling 'greasy' afterwards, I'd say that even though the lube is gone, you still get that 'moist' sensation like the silicone lubes leave behind. It's alright, nothing special in my opinion. *** of 5.

So that's my evaluation of lubes so far! When I try new things in the future I will post other journals like this. For Knowledge is power! *nerd*

~Tails from 'the Crypt' Memoirs of a Furry Pornstore Worker~

So on my third day of work, I sold $500 worth of merchandise to a single customer. In addition to a massive horse-cock shaped dildo, he bought an 18/8" double-headed dildo, six issues of "Handjob" magazine, and 20 different gay, tranny and lesbian porno dvds. He said he was having a party. I want pictures.

Also had to kick a guy out of the store today. He went next door to a coffee shop and stole the money from their tip jar, and brought it over to us and used it to buy coupons for our adult theatre. My manager ran the guy out of the store, didn't return his money for the coupons he bought (because he stole the money in the first place) and he took it back to the coffee shop and returned it to the cashier whose tips were stolen. He made $3.75 more in tips because my boss gave him the money that the thief spent in addition to the tip money! Justice!

And further more, my boss tasked me with testing a new 'boner pill' we got in. For product knowledge. So I used my free renting ability to pick out some nice porn and I plan to spend a good few hours tonight...testing things. Wish me luck! ;)

I told the 'friend' to screw off. Come to find out he was getting off on me denying myself what I enjoy. So bring on the fetish, the badger is back in business!

I have gotten a job at long last! I now work for a local porn store. So, keep your guard up if you go to buy porn out there! You never know who you might run into in those booths at the back of the store... *Toothy Grin*

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
A few, yeah, if I wasn't mated.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning, baby! The sun ain't the only thing that comes up around my house in the morning.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side closest to the wall, whichever that happens to be. I burrow.

4. Do you masturbate?
Not as much as I used to.

5. How often? Lately?
A month ago, Daily. Now, maybe 3 times a week.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Not sex but foreplay.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Heh more than I should. XP

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Passive. I'm a top all the way.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love several very much as friends. but my mate the most.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Just my mate in person.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Handjobs, dirty talk, bondage.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In my mate's bed.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I jacked off in an airplane bathroom once, that's about it. I don't do sex except at home or somewhere secure.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope but I'd love to.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No way!

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nope

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Someone tried.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Damn straight!...wait...

24. What's your sexuality?
Gay/very slightly bisexual. Gotta be in the right mood.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, just groped

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nada.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Does being spied on through a hole in the bathroom partition count?

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Sure have!

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep!

30. Do you own any sex toys?
A few. A paddle, a leather cockring, a small fleshlight and VERY small dildo....*coughs* Which was a gift.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A paddle, a leather cockring, a small fleshlight and VERY small dildo....*coughs* Which was a gift.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yep

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Hell yeah.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Roleplays

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
If you're the one sucking cock.

37. What's your favorite sexual position (or positions)?
Doggy style!

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Getting sucked off from beginning to finish while standing up.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
 dinfleetpaw  Lekko  swampwulf

Hey there. I recently acquired some copies of Guild Wars, Factions, and Nightfall and was wondering if there were any nice competent players who would like to join a guild that a friend of mine (  dinfleetpaw ) and I are sharing? I am a novice player and looking for someone who doesn't mind showing the ropes in the game and also looking for active players who want to join a friendly constructive guild for fun and leveling. I am new to Guild Wars but not new to MMORPGs in general so I am used to the basics of leveling and grinding, questing and such, just looking for more help and players for fun in Guild Wars. Note me if you would like to join up with your player name in game and I will reply to your note with mine and add you to the guild or my friends list if you wish to stay in a guild you are already a member of but would like to play with me. Other new players and novices welcome as well! Thanks for your time and looking forward to some fun!

this is a headsup for friends and commissioners. i cut the tip of my finger off while cooking tonight and will be unable to type well for a long time. Which will probably mean I will be offline a lot. And all commissions are on hold for the time being as I cannot comfortably write at this time with the dressing and the pain. Thanks.

Just a little reminder here for myself and for those who can't remember if they've commissioned me or not. The list I'm posting now is the previous one, with completed stories removed from the roster. If you'd like a new commission, even if you've commissioned before, feel free, but new commissions will come after this backlog of older ones is completed. If you'd like a commission from me, comment on this journal or PM me with what you'd like. I take any and all commissions with the exception of SCAT and CUB related material. Most other things are ok.

---PRICING----
Because of situational needs, I can no longer afford to be as charitable with my pricing for stories. Stories now are $15 flat rate for up to 10 pages. Anything beyond 10 pages is an additional 10 dollars. Even if it is ONE PAGE LONGER. This is because writing a story of that length takes considerable effort, planning and work on my part. I do not take commissions for stories longer than 20 pages, however, as that would be far too much work and take far too long, and I'd probably charge much more for such a long story.

---BACKLOG COMMISSION LIST---

 ablearcher Accepted
 frostwolf (PAID) 75% COMPLETION
 karwood Accepted
 lechevalier Accepted
 duhlevon Accepted
 lekko Accepted
 nuke (AWAITING DETAILS)
 neobesitz Accepted
 hidan Accepted
 teiran (AWAITING DETAILS)

---NEW COMMISSION LIST---

 vulpes-vulpes Accepted
 dinfleetpaw (Awaiting Details)
 kuma-kun Accepted
 cheetahlover (Awaiting Details)
 foxiethewindragon Accepted.


---DISCLAIMERS AND PERSONAL RULES---

First and foremost I DO NOT give REFUNDS for ANY STORY. If I show you a story, it will only be after it's paid for, and if you don't like it, I will revise it to your liking as much as you wish. It is too easy to get screwed over with digital media. Just keep that in mind, I DO NOT GIVE REFUNDS FOR STORIES unless the story has not been started on or is within the first 3 pages of work. If you ask for a refund, I can place your story on hold until you can afford the story etc. or if you wish to cancel the commission entirely the story will be scrapped and I'll issue you a refund. This should not be an issue however, as I rarely take payment pre-commission completion.
Also! If you do not wish to receive a commission from me now and you are on the list PLEASE tell me so now via PM or comment on this journal so you can be removed from the list. If I am awaiting your details, I will contact you soon for that or you may contact me at your leisure.

When your story is finished and it is time to pay, I will contact you by note, or by email (if you've asked me to do so) letting you know it is complete. I will give you my paypal information and once I see I have received payment, I can give you the story in the manner of your choosing. I can post it on my commissions page, or I can email it to you and you can post it on your page. If I email it to you, however, and you post it on your FA page, then I will post it on my commission's page as well. But if you wish to keep the commission private, that is acceptable as well.

And now just a little thank you to all the commissioners in the past for being SOOOOO Patient with me while I got myself in order and thank you to all of the new commissioners in the future whoever they may be. Your interest is greatly greatly appreciated.

Just to let the watchers know, I'm thinking about reuploading some of my stories, if not all into a text format so they're more easily accessible to all readers, especially those who don't wish to clutter up their computers with porn stories from having to download them. Let me know if you think this is a good idea!

List of stories to be changed soon!
The Clinic http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4586729
the Jim and Wayne Stories http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4487667 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4488853

So....just a shot in the dark here, but curious if there are any furries living in the San Diego area that might like to chat and be friends. I'm recently moved to the Northpark area of San Diego and interested in learning more about the city and meeting other furries. I'm a friendly guy and open to meeting new people. Hoping to make some new friends in the area soon. Thanks!

Just a bit of a probing question for you furries who watch me. Does anyone care to read fantasy-style stories on this site? I've got several fantasy-adventure/porn stories written but I'm wondering if anyone really wants to sift through a bunch of plot to get to their porn. Since I am primarily a porn writer at this point, I'm just wondering if anyone particularly wants to read about adventuring and fighting monsters with a few good scenes of porn mixed in too keep things interesting. Just indulging my curiosity to see what direction I should take my posted stories in. Thanks for the input!

It's my birthday today! Another year down and man has this last one been a doozy. Been in three different states this year, Tennessee, Idaho, and now San Diego, California. I'm officially going to pick college up again in the spring and I have a job as a security guard on a cruise line lined up. Things have been interesting this year, and hectic, but at least it hasn't been boring! Thanks to all my friends who have helped me over the years and just been there for me as good buddies. I appreciate you all! So Happy Birthday to me. Where's my presents? *pulls down any passersby's underwear* ;)

Just a reminder for anyone who's interested, I am taking any and all story commissions! Flat rate 15 dollar charge for any story up to 15 pages. After that it's + an additional dollar per page. So 20 pages is 20 dollars. $15 flat rate+ $1 per page after the first 15. Come and Get them while you can!

If you want to see any stories that I have completed go here http://www.furaffinity.net/user/konucommissions/

I have created this account specifically for stories that I have written for others, and artwork that I myself have commissioned FROM others.

Anyone who has asked for a commission in the past and still wants one from me let me know here. I am finally in a situation where I have free time to write uninterrupted and am in need of the money in a desperate way. There's no longer a per-page fee and the flat rate for stories is $15 each. Sorry for the price increase but I can't afford to be cheaper at this time. Just note me or send an email to konubadger[at]gmail.com if you still want your commission, along with a reminder description of what you want. Sorry for the long delays on these, but this is the real deal this time. If you want it, come and get it!

Just a status report for those of you who donated and for my friends. I check into my hotel tonight and on thursday I'm leaving for California. I can't hang around and look for a job anymore, because our room mate has become hostile and threatening, so I can't even stay with my mate if I did find a job before the week was out. so I'm going to be separated from my mate for 6 months until his lease runs out and can move to California to be with me. I don't know how things are going to work out for my time issues, because I'll definitely be finding a job in California and soon as badgerly possible. But this may mean i Have more time at my dad's to be able to work on commissions and such. No promises though! Wish me luck in Cali, those of you who care. I'm keeping my fingers crossed!

For the past 5 months I have been living with a room mate and my boyfriend. Today our room mate came to me and said I have 2 days to find somewhere else to go because I don't have a job. I've been paying for part of the rent with any money I can get and have been searching desperately for a job but the economy where I live is so terrible that I have yet to find one. I don't have anywhere else to go for at least a week until I can get a family member to come and drive here to get me from California and give me a place to stay. We can't afford a plane ticket right now and I need money for a hotel room for a week or I'm living on the street. This is not a joke! I have absolutely no where else to go and my family lives in TN and my dad lives in California. If you can help at all through donations to paypal, please note me and let me know. Again this is not a joke or a scam. I am truly desperate for any help whatsoever, even a dollar. I have no other options at this point, unless I suddenly find a job. Thank you and God bless.