http://riilussqueakyblog.tumblr.com/

Follow me or you're worse than hitler c:

 bashthedragon

3 Things:

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1) Riilu
2) Koolkat
3) Lizardbutt

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1) Cartlon Hale
2) Doctor Pea
3) Red Scout

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) Good at arts
2) Decent at programming
3) Very creative

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) My poor strength
2) Too many weird kinks
3) too shy and unsocial

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1) Never feeling true love
2) Cancer
3) the boogeyman (haw haw)

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1) Sleep
2) Food
3) Social Interactions

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1) Jeans
2) Long Johns
3) Boxer briefs

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS:
1) Justice
2) Torcht
3) Pink Floyd

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1) Torcht - End To a Violent Heart
2) Torcht - Storm on the Horizon
3) Torcht - The Sentinel is Watching

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1) Go to a furcon
2) Get laid
3) Get better at them arts

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1) Sex
2) Mutual understanding and love
3) Kinky sex

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE IN NO ORDER
1) My favourite game is Half Life
2) I take great intrest in random wikipedia articles
3) Riilu always changes shape and form.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1) Big butts
2) Big boobs
3) Round cute faces.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1) Be mean with malicious intent for no reason.
2) Talk to them women (fucking shyness)
3) Lucid Dream (I am going to do it though lol, managed a few times, but it didn't hold up for long)

THREE THINGS YOU CAN DO:
1) eat
2) shit
3) sleep

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1) Vidya gaymes
2) Fap
3) Post stupid shit on facepunch

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1) Fap
2) talk to friends
3) Do artsy stuff

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1) Vidya gaymes
2) General purpose programmer
3) Computer Engineer

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1) The Netherlands
2) England
3) Paris

THREE KID'S NAMES:
1) Benny
2) Strelok
3) liberty prime


THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1) Stay healthy
2) Have Family
3) Become the head of my own company which reaches an international reputation

apparently cub porn is okay on inkbunny so I aint going back there. I dont support that kind of shit being posted anywhere cause that's sick.

https://inkbunny.net/Koolkat

I will not repost any old art from this account until I bail furaffinity completly, haha. Naw I wouldn't do that. But I keep that here until FA would dissapear for some reason.

So, one of my very close friends was struck with a rare disease. After weeks of agony she recovered in the hospital. Thinking she was free and life was good. But she was struck with a $170.890 hospital bill. Onehundred and seventy thousand, eighthundred and ninety us dollars. She lives in the middle class and has no way of paying it back in time. So I ask you, regardless if you have money or not. Please like her support page. And if you have money. Donate, if you dont, spread the word further. (well even if you do donate, spread it anyway cause that'd be nice >:U)

http://www.facebook.com/SupportForCarolineJudd

Feel free to add me.

He's new to FA and is rather good at 3D modelling, I think you should all take a peek at his artwork, its well made and rather cute too. http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lim.....lavoreddragon/

inflate well <3

https://youtu.be/KvVkTAl1bMk

this spooked my guts off

>Go to first furcon
>hear the grunts and animal sounds from kilometres away
>Get out of the bus, see a bunch of overweight dudes outside with signs. "i suk dik 4 art"
>Mildly shocked, walking towards the entrance
>Get pushed over by some heavy grunting retard, he runs towards mcdonalds a block away.
>Stand up and brush myself off, notice strange stains on my clothes
>Look behind me
>He's not wearing clothes
>Walk inside
>Stench of semen, feces, vomit, lubricant and spaghetti fills my nostrils
>I instantly start to vomit
>Look down, there's vomit everywhere already
>Continue vomiting until my belly hurts
>Look around, huge orgies on the floor in semen stained fursuits, piles of shit covering the floor and spaghetti was shooting out of everyones pockets
>Spaghetti start falling out of my pockets
>I collaps in the vomit and shit piles. Spaghetti keeps falling out of my pockets
>Several hours later I am awakened in the hospital
>They show me the xrays
>dragon dildo thicker than a car driveshaft is up my ass

LETS PLAY THE SEXOPHONE

TOOT TOOT HERE COMES MY PENIS

ALSO MEET THE PYRO IN A FEW MINUTES

https://youtu.be/paGvWAE9vQg

Will not tell of his name, could arise some unnecesary drama.

Well, cant always run from the pigs, shitheads got me and I had to pay up $80 to them for the "crimes" I comitted


Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Masturbated -- $10
Stole something -- $10
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20


Smoked weed (not a crime I have comitted, but surely this will be broken in a few weeks, hehe~)

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Make your own:

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Ask about any fetishes, I will comment, confirm, deny, and lay my thoughts upon said fetishes.

Anyone know any good websites where you can get sexual advice/help? I have a really big issue growing and I am feeling really terrible about it. I really need help.

To clear up any questions, Yes I have contacted the brain doctor for an appointment, but it's well over a week until then, I would love to get some help right now.

So before ranting I will make this perfectly clear, this is an awful, horrible, vile man and he deserves to spend the rest of his days in jail and I do in no way sympathize with him.

But now for the main part.

So you're protesting about this on the internet? Do you think posting it around on your facebook/furaffinity/whatever will stop him any more? Bloody no! He won't be stopped at all because of your ranting. This wont accomplish anything that will lead to the end of this man, I can see why you are trying, but it's about as useful as trying to kill an elephant with a flyswatter.

Why is it that in the furry fandom, every logo has to have a pawprint on it, and the name always have to have words like "paws" or "fur" in it, I don't see the point, a name doesn't have to directly relate to what it's about, if I would say a good name for a furry community/website it would be inkbunny. It sounds nice and well thought of.

Yep, it's my birthday and I hope this year will be more intresting than the last (in a personal perspective, globally last year was quite eventful)

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Comissions


I only have one slot open at the time, so you better be quick.

-Things I will not draw-
watersports
scat
cub/baby etc.
sissies

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Slots

1. -None-

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Pricing

Sketch, no shading or coloring. 3$

Sketch, shaded, no colour 4$

Drawing, colour, 6$*

Drawing, colour + shade 8$*

Drawing, colour + shade + background 10$ + depending on background complexity

Additional characters are 3$ each

-Special deals-
Dergons are 2$ each. * Example of such: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7148440 I must note that I will not draw these in any particular fetishes.

* Simple, abstract backgrounds are free. Example of such: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7102017

I TAKE THE RIGHTS TO CANCEL ANY PENDING COMISSION OR COMMISION IN PROGRESS FOR ANY REASON, YOU WILL BE REFUNDED IF THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

Actually, i've had my 3DS since launch, but for some reason I have not posted my friend code if anyone would wish to trade theirs. 0817-3732-8076

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Comissions


I only have one slot open at the time, so you better be quick.

-Things I will not draw-
watersports
scat
cub/baby etc.
cruxes
diaper
sissies
farting

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Slots

1. -None-

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Pricing

Sketch, no shading or coloring. 3$

Sketch, shaded, no colour 4$

Drawing, colour, 6$*

Drawing, colour + shade 8$*

Drawing, colour + shade + background 10$ + depending on background complexity

Additional characters are 3$ each

* Simple, abstract backgrounds are free. Example of such: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7102017

I TAKE THE RIGHTS TO CANCEL ANY PENDING COMISSION OR COMMISION IN PROGRESS FOR ANY REASON, YOU WILL BE REFUNDED IF THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

Well, I'm up for doing comissions, not that anyone wants it anyway since I see some people making kindergarten level stuff for money,

But why not give it a second shot, aye?

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I only have one slot open at the time, so you better be quick.

Slots

1. -None-

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Pricing

Sketch, no shading or coloring. 3$

Sketch, shaded, no colour 4$

Drawing, colour, 6$*

Drawing, colour + shade 8$*

Drawing, colour + shade + background 10$ + depending on background complexity

Additional characters are 3$ each

* Simple, abstract backgrounds are free. Example of such: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7102017

I TAKE THE RIGHTS TO CANCEL ANY PENDING COMISSION OR COMMISION IN PROGRESS FOR ANY REASON, YOU WILL BE REFUNDED IF THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

And a goddamn happy new year.

I got for christmas:
A Wacom Bamboo (Holy fuck, YES!)
Money (:D)
Gift Cards to boutiques that don't sell anything of my intrest. (Meh, more stuff for when i move away from home)
An electric pepper/salt shaker (What)
A cat calendar (Cute :3)

I am at my grandmas place, she's a grumpy old widow and thinks I am a computer addict because my mother keep twisting her words so that I appear as a computer addict. I mean, I do use my computer A LOT but I am by no means addicted. So she refuses me to use her wireless router.

So I can only use my moms wireless modem, but this makes me unable to connect my 3DS to the internet and I cant download letterbox.

Fuck :(

ALL | ABOUT | ME
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- Name: Riilu (I prefer to keep my real name secret)
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: January 1993 (I prefer not to tell the precise date)
- Hair color: Light brown
- Eye color: Greenish brown
- Height: 192 centimeters
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Pansexual
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Some cheapo store brand, keeps my hair clean and smells alright.
- What are you listening to right now?: Nothing
- Who is the last person that called you?: Dad
- How many buddies are online right now?: ~16
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F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: Sharks
- Color: Light Blue
- Drink: Cola
- Element: Gold (Because it's pretty)
- Food: Indian
- Game: Killing Floor
- Movie: L'illusioniste
- Song: I dont really have a favourite song for I like every song by my favourite artists equally.
- Subjects in school: Programming
- # I dont watch TV
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: No
- Smoked?: Yes (It was terrible though)
- Bungee jumped?: No
- Made yourself throw up?: No
- Skinny dipped?: Yes
- Ever been in love?: Yes
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Yes
- Pictured your crush naked?: No
- Actually seen your crush naked?: No
- Cried when someone died?: Yes
- Lied: Yes
- Fallen for your best friend?: No
- Used someone?: Yes
- Done something you regret?: At one point I kinda enjoyed MLP:FiM, I regret it so. (Don't make fun of me ;w;)
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: Only my underwear, I just woke up.
- Desktop picture: Combustible lemons, a bit of an old joke, but I love Portal 2
- CD in player: Empty
- DVD in player: Empty

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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: Mom
- Hugged: Mom
- You kissed: None
- You IMed: Nadia_kamisame
- Talk to online: (Isn't this the same as IM?)
- You sexed it up with: None, forever a virgin ;w;
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A R E | Y O U
___________________________________________________________________________

- Understanding?: I try to, but some things I cannot understand
- Open-minded?: A bit
- Arrogant?: Sometimes
- Insecure?: Yes
- Random?: Rarely
- Hungry?: Yes, I'll go eat breakfast when I'm done filling this out.
- Smart?: Very
- Moody?: Not really.
- Organized?: Not really
- Shy?: Nope, only in front of females of my age. Then I can hardly speak
- Difficult?: A little
- Bored easily?: Depends on my general mood.
- Entertained easily?: Not really.
- Obsessed?: Nope
- Lazy?: Yup
- Angry?: Sometimes
- Happy?: Not really
- Hyper?: Not right now, but with some alcohol I can go speaking nonstop
- Trusting?: No, barely anyone can be trusted.
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning I: Sit up and have my breakfast.
- Love is: Bullshit
- I dream about: Daydreams or dreams of the night? If we are speaking dreams that occur during sleep, they tend to involve a lot of trains.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: boobies >:u
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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: I dont have a favourite comedian.
- Makes you smile: My friends
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Nobody
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Yes
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Only when I realize women have a lot easier with relationships.
- Wish you were younger?: No, I was a complete fucktard when I was young
- Cry because someone said something to you?: No, I'm not a baby like that
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: One time, when the girl I was intrested in turned out to already have a BF
- Of Cd's I own: A few, I haven't bought them though.
- Of scars on my body: A couple
- Of bones I've broken: None, I'm not clumsy.

If you come here expecting "WAAH IM LEAVING THE FURDOM FOREVER!!!!" you can just turn back around and go do something else.

So today my therapist told me after a lot of discussion and strong feelings from my side. That the best thing I can do now is to leave the whole sexualized part of the furry fandom if I ever wish to get a normal healthy sex life. If you aren't just a RP buddy to me I will still keep contact with you. But unless that I will not talk to you until further notice, when I get back onto the right track with my sexuality. (When I can get a boner to normal porn again)

This account will stay open and you are still encouraged to watch me and fave my art, but don't expect much to happen until my sex life returns to being healthy.

I hope you wont miss me too much, I'm annoying anyway.

Oh my fucking god...

I just realized one thing. In our beautiful pure country I have just got to know a thing. Here in Sweden, bestiality is legal.

This makes me sick, I feel green. To see how my beatiful country allows such disgusting sickening acts. It's wrong and horrible. Animals cannot give conscent, it's a natural reaction for them to not do anything because their tiny simple minds are constructed like that. Perhaps a horse would kick you off them if they don't want to. But I'd love to hear you successfully fucking a horse without getting kicked in the face. And regarding dogs, they are just too loyal to you to dare say no. They know how bad your words bite, they don't want to resist it for they know that they will get punished for that.

Humans are for humans, animals are for animals
(and by animals I mean things that are not human)

It's prefectly fine to imagine such, you're not hurting anyone by thinking things. But when you fail to border reality from fantasy you need to stop and seek attention before you do stupid shit that can both hurt you and an animal badly.

I wish this to be illigalized as soon as possible to remove the ugly shitstain from my homeland.