A month ago, I was watching a hilarious video that made fun of the homosexual community. Many of the jokes were rather harsh, but they gave me a good laugh. I noticed in the comment section, that a random youtuber stated.

"Fuck all homos, I hope all gay guys get aids and die. Lesbians are hot tho."

His sheer disdain for butt humpers while his glorification of cunt lickers made me most annoyed, until I decided to turn the situation around and have some fun with him.

My reply was.
"But fucking gay guys makes them cum everywhere."

he was so confounded by my reply, that he lost all his spelling skills and randomly typed angry gibberish in all caps and hardly any punctuation whatsoever.

I annoyed him further with a simple.
"I masturbating right now."

Witch prompted another tirade of insults, with witch I calmly replied with.
"I masturbate to your angry comments."

At this point he threatened to report me for harassment and trolling, so I left him to fap to his lesbian sodomy porn.

I must say tho, most homosexuals annoy me greatly with there crappy attitude and the pervy sexual related banter, but I find pervy heterosexuals that hate one gay gender and fap to the other, to be twice as annoying.

I have pervy friends, but there not total jackasses, and for this, I am friends with them. There constant porn uploading annoys me tho.

Ok, iv been a HUGE fan of the band Rammstein for years. They were the first goth band I heard, and have been a favorite ever since. Imagine my unbridled joy, when I find they made a new album.

I love this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBcu8YWs7uM

Now, on to the lulzy part.


Ok, some people accuse Rammstein and even all Germans of being Nazis. Rammstein are not Nazis.

I was listening to this video for the hundredth time, when I spotted a persons comment.

(Note the terrible spelling and use of many caps)
FUCKFUCKFUCK You ya dumb shit! Rammstein is not nazis, all Germans are not nazis you dumb fuck. Anybody that thinks so is fucktarded and deserves to die. im part German and im no nazi.

Upon seeing this, my inner trollface grew and grew, until I couldn't contain myself.
My simple and humble reply was.
"All Germans are Nazis."



His most kind response was.
"@mordigoth you are straight up retarded. just reading that makes me want to dismember your family in front of u then leave u a fucking paraplegic."

Mordigoth is my youtube screen name.

My my, tell me he's not a Nazi.


And if you wish to congratulate him on his brilliance, here's his youtube page.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Goldlake123

I went into Walmart today, for my gothly eyeshadow was running low, and I witnessed three collage students putting on new deodorant... I walked up and said "I really hope you three are going to buy those after using them. They all looked at me like I caught them masturbating or something, and they finally came to the conclusion of "Yes, were buying them" I went and picked out some faggy goth eyeliner, when a woman who worked there tapped me on the shoulder, and asked what I said to the three idiots. I explained to her what they did, and she was like "Eeeew, that's disgusting!" Then she told me they all started cursing and talking shit about me as soon as I left... Ha, she thought I told them to get the fuck out of my way or something, and I just stood there laughing. I hope there armpit hair gets lice. That was one of the funniest trips to Walmart I ever had.

I am so sick and damn tired of fa not having plz faces. What is a plz face you may ask? Simple, when conversing with somebody, and they say something funny, you punch in the name of the face, kinda like a emoticon.

For example.

Hay man, I'm going to troll some emo kids.

Lol dude, yur so lulzy.




See? I created my first one, :trollrapefaceiconplz: Feel free to use it and the many more I'm going to make. Have fun all you furfaggs.

 trollrapefaceplz

:Note: please don't try and ban me, I don't troll on fa, and I do have furry friends on here.

Iv got a new account for jokes on disgusting and disturbing issues.

Go and check it out, ill be uploading crap there soon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5FtMBxTnQk

Full movie
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d.....zoophile+right

And we have people pushing for this shit in the United states.

One of my favorite stars died recently. I loved him as a kid and still enjoy some of his comedy. He was born August 1, 1933 and died May 4, 2009 in his sleep. He was hospitalized and suffering from kidney failure and respiratory problems following a long battle with cancer. He was 75 years old. May he rest in peace.