http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1587237/ < looky

Yes/No Meme:

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? no

Been arrested? no

Kissed someone you didn't like? yes

Slept in until 5 PM? yes

Fallen asleep at work/school? yes

Held a snake?yes

Ran a red light? no

Been suspended from school? yes

Experienced love at first sight? yes

Totaled your car in an accident? no

Been fired from a job? yes

Fired somebody? no

Sung karaoke? no

Pointed a gun at someone? yes (good times)

Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? no

Kissed in the rain? no

Had a close brush with death (your own)? yes

Saw someone die? yes

Played Spin-the-Bottle? no

Smoked a cigar? no

Sat on a rooftop? no

Smuggled something into another country? no

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? yes

Broken a bone? no

Skipped school? yes

Eaten a bug? yes

Walked on a moonlit beach? no

Ridden a motorcycle? no

Dumped someone? no

Forgotten your anniversary? my what?

Lied to avoid a ticket? no

Ridden in a helicopter? no

Shaved your head? no

Blacked out from drinking? no

Played a prank on someone? yes

Hit a home run? no

Felt like killing someone? yes

Cross-dressed? yes (it was one time)

Been falling-down drunk? no

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? no

Eaten snake? yes

Marched/Protested? yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? no

Puked on an amusement ride? no

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? yes

Knitted? no

Been on TV? no

Shot a gun? yes ( hehe good times )

Skinny-dipped? no

Given someone stitches? no

Eaten a whole habenero pepper? no

Ridden a surfboard? no

Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? no

Had surgery? no

Streaked? no

Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? no

Tripped on mushrooms? no

Peed on a bush? yes

Donated Blood? no

Grabbed electric fence? no

Eaten alligator meat? no

Eaten cheesecake? ... why do i get the feeling you DONT mean the wonderful food

Killed an animal when not hunting? yes

Peed your pants in public? no

Snuck into a movie without paying? no

Written graffiti? no

Think about the future? yes

Been in handcuffs? no

Believe in love? fuck you

Kicked some guy in his jewels? HEY THAT WAS IN SELF DEFENSE!

yeah i've been sorta dead on FA (and im sure theres some people that like it that way) but im still around. mainly im just trying to stay on my writing job. i have a few short stories on sale on the kindle store at amazon.com. i also have a whole book of these stories for one low bundle price. whats cool is i am #26 on the best seller list for "murder/suicide" with my short story "the hands" go check out my stuff and help me up the ranks ^^

oh BTW get the kindle software FREE on your comp here

http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.ht.....cId=1000426311

and check out my stuff

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=kristoff+n.+chester&x=0&y=0

its late for v day but heres something sweet. for those who dont know YES cookie is officially luna's boyfriend/mate wve ya wanna say.

looks like cookie and luna are both happy. this is just a head shot the artist will be doing a full body (i think) GO SHOW THEM LOTS OF LOVE AND WATCH THEM

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3431385/

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3363751/

... ok im gonna say it. cookie is the world's most lucky mouse!
here we have luna playing out one of her softer fantasies for cookie (off screen) to watch. not her normal hair cut but still nice.

GO WATCH THE ARTIST NOW

on unrelatied news

http://epicwinftw.com/2010/02/03/ep...../#comment-4400

<< sorta want

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000658232167&ref=nf

some one... any one... please... PUT MY MOTHER ON

failbooking.com please i cant seem to beable to save it so i can upload it my self please help lol

my bro mr.happy got a bit of food poisoning not long ago thanks to a certain fast food chain... so umm yeah luna decided to make them pay

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3343063/

watch the artist

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3324925/

everyone's fav les. seph! d'aww isnt she cute who wants a hug?

WATCH THE ARTIST OR I'LL BRING BACK S!!!

lu bu was said to be invincable... he was defeated. the titanic was said to be unsinkable... it sank. it was thought the Berlin wall would stay up forever. it was torn down. i was told i would never be a real writer... i signed a contract with amazon.com and now write e-books and stories for there kednels and kednel software

http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.ht.....cId=1000426311 <you can get the software free here and then do a search for "kristoff N. chester" there you will find the short stories written by me. i know atm this isnt any thing big, i have yet to sell any copies and most my work is still being looked over by the managers of the kendel store. but all the same. i am published i am a real writer. i want to thank everyone who has helped me get to this point. most of you i met right here at FA. i wont drag on and list you all because odds are you already know. i pray you will keep helping me and always stand by me so that i may one day repay you all. i love you guys.

heh

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3287258/

how DO i keep getting in these predicaments... not that i mind hehe WATCH HER SHE OWNS

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3288691/ <in color

Some hurp-a-durps called the "Anti-Furry Coalition" is out there somewhere.
lets show this so-called coalition a thing or two. Sign this to stop them.

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shutdownafc/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3208494/

athena is on the hunt and i cant be responsible if you fall prey to her alluring scent

great work go watch the artist

in this kitchen today there are but 2 true heros... those heroes are you and i... sancuth... and though two heroes stand here only one can rule!!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3190382/

late xmas gift for my dear friend  sancuth whom i love BUT AM SOOOO GOING TO OWN IN THIS COOKING BATTLE

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3187274/

now... whom were you calling crazy? *evil laugh*

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3122333/ < free pic i won go check the artist out i think she may still be taking requests

I need anyone who can spare ANY amount of money to this awesome dude here. Did I mention that ANY amount helps? even if it's a freakin' quarter. If you can't spare anything, this needs to be spread through the journals so he can be helped

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1075247/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3097615/

me dressed as a servent of hastur, the king in yellow with my very own copy of "the king in yellow" ... what? why do you look so worried... dont be scared... its just a book... right? muhahahahahahaa

yeah i felt like doing it lol
The In My Pants Meme

1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you laugh out loud.

1. in the dark of the night in my pants
2. hell yeah in my pants
3. RIOT IN MY PANTS
4. sick or sane in my pants
5. tales from the crypt themein my pants
6. THE WORLD IN MY PANTS
7. POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS IN MY PANTS
8. mythos in my pants (hastur forgive me for that one)
9. one winged angel in my pants
10. this means war in my pants
11. I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU IN MY PANTS
12. brains in my pants
13. feed me in my pants
14. when your evil in my pants
15. beetlejiuce theme in my pants

... *looks in pants* well there is room in there i guess

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3070586/

best... gift... EVER!

im 21. happy b day to me

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3001867/



http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2998383

new arts of me showing off the magic skills

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2932649/

view this artist he is good ^^

the hyena kingdom's clans have spent years at peace. however too assume that the clan's have grown weak would be a very grave mistake. though the leaders are soft there are many fearsome generals. jia's masamune and his mount date. or the grand general zhuge and her mount zilong. tallowah's general bek. a man know for his violent nature and for seeming to enjoy slaughtering unarmed people. moon eye is never at a lose for dangerous members and one can never be sure when or where a sand claw assassin may be.

for now let us speak of general bek. bek was always noted for his freakish power at the age of 10 he could wear a full suit of stone armor. by the time he was old enough to become a warrior he would wight lift using bar bells that were over a ton. in a small battle with moon eye bek was cut off, his whole team had fallen. alone he braved on. even after the sun had set bek refused to submit as the sun rose the next day bek was alone on the battle field he has massacred the whole moon eye attack force in a bloody rage. he used his own two hands to literally rip the enemy apart. thus he was given the nickname "riplash" ...

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2800056/

after almost a week of no net i come to find that