http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2427623/ < my brother's character from enigma, axis. words fail me so just go look fav and watch her oh and leave her a shout saying "YOU ROCK"

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/pouncewhisper/ < she rocks... go watch her NOW please also shout her saying " you rock" hehehe thank you

personally im really wanted to do more with the world of enigma now due to events out of cirtin players control i have put it on hold so every one as a chance to read there part and reply (i know i SHOULD just in force the rules and fail them but it seems unfair to punish some one for not having time to play a game) so how about a share more of the world with you? you all saw the history but would you like to know more about the cultures and stuff of the different races? if so which ones? care to learn the dark and morbid truths of the gnoll faith? maybe peek into the depths of the namzi ways? maybe you wanna know about the humans ?

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Film:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of dA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!)
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

these are real lines from future stories of urban chaos... hehehe i love teasers

asian eyes: hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle....

white she-cat: some one has to keep this city moving... may as well get money for it

asian-eyes; you and me... are both victums of this city's stagnation ... i think its only logical that you and me... work together...

hyena in a lab coat:... hahahaha!

tillbeid: this ends tonight asian eyes...

as i plot more tales from KHUH im my one man battle against the forces of drama and saddness here of FA i find my self rediscovering characters lol soo i feel like intoducing ya to some of the soon to be rising stars of KHUH some of you may know these characters from IMs tonight our intertviewer is meeting with... misory, jenne, red, ilah and li-li

mr.intertview: what are you?

misory; snake monster

jenne: a shark gal

red: a horse

ilah: ILAH PUPPY

li-li: meerrow im a catgirl

mr i: where ya from

misory: the realm of fear

jenne: the ocean of course

red: ... *blinks* my home town

ilah: bad place

li-li: ummm i live a KHUH

# what do you like to do

misory: hide in shadow

jenne: sing or swim

red: i manage group sports at KHUH

ilah: PLAY?!

li-li: i do chores

mri: what would you like to do in a story

misory: hehehe i wanna scare mosh

jenne: umm i guess i'd like to do some more stuff like i did at the talent show

red: my little buddy *winks*

ilah: ... PLAY!?

li-li: not anything embarassing

mri: are you more like S or stalu

misory; ... i guess S

jenne: stalu. i guess

red: ... stalu

ilah; *tilts head* woof?

li-li: can we get through one journal with out talking about S?

mri: yiif?

misory: ... my reperductive parts have become like a second mouth dude

jenne: hehehe i have had my eye on afew guys here

red: welll.... *blush* hehe

ilah; *blinks* bones?

li-li: O///O what have you heard?

# dark or light

misory: dark

jenne: dark

red: light

ilah: ilah scared of dark. ilah like light

li-li: light ?

# x box 360 or ps3

misory: ps3

jenne: ps 3

red: both ^^

ilah: ... mr. squekles? (her fav chew toy)

li-li: x box 360

*5 mins later*

li-li: *pounds on the front door of KHUH* i was kidding let me back in!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/785234/ < they need some help what do ya say we give a hand huh? come on? please? PREETY PLEASE? ILL WRITE A YIFF STORY IF YA DO

*throws a big bag on the floor* ... *panting* ok... is it me or are things around here getting alittle out of hand? really people. i've been thinking, theres alot of drama these days and i saddly have been part of it in a way. so last night i was looking over things. and i found something that made me think very hard. when i frist started here on FA ... i wrote humor and vore storys and though im not really proud of my vore stories. i am proud of my old HC comics and the misadventures. and i realized something. the big problem with FA and drama... and cirtin... *coughsavagecough* people is... we forgot what this is. FA is ment to be the biggest furry party on earth. yet all were doing is worrying about people doing things we dont like. thats not fun. ... thats depressing. so i am washing my hands to all the drama and going back to my roots

S: oh no... you dont mean

kris: ohhh yes my evil bastard, its time to put a smile on those faces. i have decided that urban chas, revenge of kyu-chi, sarvents of evil/path of redeemption and yes enigma are all going on hold. in the mean time im going old school with all new misadventures, HC and paradox ... which is steeming too its big ending!

mosh: WHAT!

kris: dont worry you;ll love how it "ends" ^-^ oh and if your wondering whats with the bag...

S; oh please dont tell its... fan mail

kris: nope... better

everyone: O.O;

kris: embarassing videos!!!

everyone: NOOOO *ties up kris and throws him in a broom closet*

kris: hehe well this brings back memories ^^ try to smile friends <3

i know this time paradox was alittle more sirious then normal... normal... paradox.. hehe thats funny. any way so i'll give ya this to make up for it a sneak peek at the next paradox these are real lines not random things


mosh: well players i got news for you... please welcome back...

Gyll: WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE

rono: how... wait... i dont get it.

Duke: ok... i'll say it... i didnt see this coming

S: hey dont look at me i didnt have anything to do with this one folks.

kristof: ... wow...

ceiling cat: thats sure to get some new readers hehe

i just wonder take a poll please

1. worse of the worse (who is the best bad guy,)
A. Asian-eyes
B. S
C. kyu-chi


2. best of the best (whos the best good guy)
A. aron
B. ivon
C. magoo

3. makes being a bad boy look good (best anit-hero)
A. duke
B. kvin
C. rono


4. bring'en sexy back... it left? (sexyist gal)
A. sola
B. seph
C. iya

5. bad is fun (best bad girl)
A mosh
B. luna
C. myin

6. crazy whos crazy (funnyist guy )
A. kristof
B. beyl
C. cieling cat

http://westly-roanoke.livejournal.com/190834.html < go look his giving free head shots (or chest shots) to people

there is something i need to get off my chest... for too long i have sat by and taken slander and scorn. and for what you ask? because the vore fandom as lost its honor. i speak against fetal vore. not rudely simply claiming i dislike it and i am insulted and mocked. i openly protest soul vore... the most sick and vile thing i may have ever seen. and i again am treated as a bad guy. so be it. let it be said that on this day. kristof nash chester, descendant of the chesta clan, officially left the vore fandom. i do not have to like what the masses like. i am free to disprove of what i think is wrong. nothing really will change other then that i can rest my head saying that i have kept my honor... and the honor of cirtin others intact i get hate mail from people... i respected and admirer... is that a fandom? no its a mob. a sick dishonorable mob. and so i wash my hands to it. i have many friends that like vore. and i still like vore. but i am no longer in the fandom itself. and... for the first time in a long time... im proud of myself

*the sound of metal on metal rips through the still night air* "its said before you die you here the sweet whisper of death." says a dark figure standing in a dim light street. "i disagree... see i've seen and heard people die... alot in fact... and the only thing that they here before they die is... dasvidanya..."

asian-eyes returns along with urban chaos... tonight

put a 'x' in the spot that you would say yes to the three elements with the most x's are your elements

.:FIRE:.

[x] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[ ] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[x] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[x] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[X] You often lose control over yourself.
[ ] You can be quite reckless.
[ ] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 7

.:WATER:.

[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[ ] You like to go to the beach.
[ ] You rarely get angry.
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[ ] You think before you act.
[x] You are good at breaking up fights.
[ ] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[ ] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[X] You are very generous.
Total: 4

.:EARTH:.

[ ] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[ ] You don't mind getting dirty.
[X] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[ ] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 3

.:AIR:.

[X] You have a free spirit.
[ ] You hate rules.
[ ] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[X] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[ ] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[ ] You wish you could fly.
Total: 6

.: DARKNESS:.

[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[x] You like to play tricks on people.
[ ] Black is your favorite color.
[ ] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
[ ] You don't talk much.
[x] You are atheist.
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[ ] You love to break the rules.
Total:6

.:LIGHT:.

[x] You are very polite.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You hate violence.
[ ] You hope for world peace.
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[ ] Everyone loves to be around you.
[ ] You always follow the rules.
Total: 3

hmm fire air and darkness are my top trhee huh... ok i can live with that ^^ i like those ones

my days are spent ether online or in my room huddled over books the likes of the three kingdoms, the art of war and the sage words of men like the buddah. as of late i have been torn inside. though i will not go into deep detail i felt a uncertainty in my own goodness and morality. thus i read over the teachings of men like liu bei and zhuge liang. in my studies and reflections of history i have come to my own idles and view of what is goodness. once i wrote of the 5 points of anarchy. the top most point, highest and most important is goodness... yet what is good and evil? are they things? unseen forces? no good and evil do not have form yet they are not void. good and evil are intent. to say "that man just killed that other guy" is unclear. it at frist seems evil yet when detail is added and intent showed "that cop just shot that child rapist dead" some see a very differant event. two deeds. can be both good or evil by intent. the mighty zhou zilong slew 50 men in one battle. hitler had over 50 jews killed in the same day... the differnance? zhou zilong was fighting those men to save his lord/best friend's baby. hitler order there deaths out o blind hate. then how does one tell the right intent? i have pondered this. and in my studies i have come to this ideal a simplification of the deep meanings of good and evil.
the 9 point compass the frist 4 points, north, east, south and west are the points of goodness. the intent with which one can do good and that which is right. each point has a differant meaning

west= the west as always been a land of expantion. of new ideas and growth. thus here we find the good point of understanding and humanity. with understanding we learn from others. gain the ability to respect others and grow into better people. through humanity we respect all life. human and beast. by being at peace with nature we grow in spirit thus fallowing humanity is a good and just path

south = the point of south as always been seen as a land of uncertainty. thus here we find the point of good which sometimes is unclear, that people oftin get lost in... love and honor. love can give great might to people. the greatest of heroic deeds have always been born of love. be it for a brother, a child or wife. true love can over come all earthly trails but all to oftin love turns to lust. or madness and the path twists. but in its true form love is a pure and shining sign of goodness. honor, is old as time. in every great nation men fought for honor. but at what price? what is the honorable path? this question as lead many great people into the twisted paths of evil. in truth honor is the faith to a ideal and the resolve to remain on a side. through honor one can display great goodness.

east = the lands of old. here lie the foundations of goodness. courage and compassion . to this day people hail the name hu mulan for her courage. facing imperial law to protect her father and brother. in courage lays the power to go forward won the paths of goodness. courage is not a lack of fear but a willingness to face fear and sadness with out regret. in compassion one can forgive those who forget there way. and are moved to protect others. with out compassion there goodness is at best superficial

north = north as always been a shining light by the north star people from all over the world bay charts to go home. thus in the north lies the height of goodness... selflessness. when we cast aside thoughts of only ourselves and think of others then the greatest of good deeds can be done. no hero of history ever stopped to think of there own gains. thus it is in selflessness that goodness is manifest.

the points of north,east north,west south,east and south,west are the twisted points. the paths of intent that are evil and wrong. they counter the points of good, though the points of good also counter them.

north,east = shamelessness is what lies here. people that are shameless act for them selves, be it for gain or for the sake of staying alive the shameless lack the back bone to be selfless or have courage and with out shame one cant understand regret, with out that one cant grasp compassion thus shamelessness counters compassion, courage and selflessness

north,west = here is close-minded-ness. to shun other ideas and views and not see past the earthly form. those who are close-minded can not understand those who are differant nor can they act with humanity and with out the ability to understand or to act with humanity one can not be truely selfless. thus close-minded-ness couthers understanding, humanity and selflessness

south,west. = here is hate. maybe the worst of the points of evil. those who fallow hate can not understand anything but there anger, they disregard the life of bystanders or can some one filled with hate really feel love, and in hate people forget honor. thus hate counters love,honor,humanity, and understanding

south,east = this point is greed. for greed people will forget love, or honor and the greedy can not feel compassion for less fortunate people. and there greed gives way to cowardice and therefore a lack of courage. thus greed counters love, honor, compassion and courage

north. east. south. west. north,east. northwest. south,east and south,west are the 8 points of good and evil. the 9th point is the center of the compass. the gray areas which good and evil are blurred or even become one and the same. it is here we find the part were one must decide alone what is just or craven.

lastly i would like to speak of the ideals of balance between good and evil
some claim thay the idle of yin&yang speak of a balance of good and evil. this is un-true. yin and yang represent a balance of positive and negative. to say there is a balance of good and evil points to the idea that good and evil are things. this of course as i have said is wrong good and evil are the same thing with different meanings and intent. some times the paths of good are bright and clear, leading through yang. the lighter or orderly side. other times there long, hard and sad. leading through yin, the darker more chaotic side.

i offer this reflection unto you so that you may gain a better understanding of your self as i have and may find peace in your soul as i have.

1. What does your FurAffinity name mean and why?
kristof? it bez my name

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
umm... obsessed is abit of a strong word

3. How many watchers do you have now?
*few watchers hyena is not amused by this question

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on FA.
my brother nick, my best bud beyl and the cutey chloe (i forget how to od the icony thing XP)

5. Do you comment, fav, or both?
both

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on FA?


7. What is your most popular submission?
that would lead one to assume any of my stuff is popular

8. What are your favorite non-anime TV shows?
... *mumbles* daily show and cobert report...

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
i can draw?

10. Summer or winter?
fall!

11. Rain or Sun?
Rain

12. What's your favorite type of music?
my brothers ^^

13. PC or Mac?
mac. vista is evil no really its the dick chany of software

14. Anime or Manga?
Both

15. Coke or Pepsi?
i dont drink soda

16. Read or TV?
read

17. How many hours a day do you spend on FA?
O.O prolly to many

18. Name a hidden talent.
i have ANY talent? O.o

19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
... yiff?

20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
MacDonald

21. What are your top 3 favorite books?
the three kingdoms vol.1
the three kingdoms vol. 2
the three kingdoms vol. 3

22. Wii or Playstation?
Playstation!!!! (i miss my ps3 DAMN YOU YELLOW LIGHT OF DEATH!)

23. Name 3 of your favorite bands/singers.
voltaire
liu shang

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typist?
... idk

25. Do you like Denny's?
yes ^^

26. What is your favorite smiley?
;}

27. What is your favorite type of pie?
... puntang? XD

28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?
no i slept 24 hours once

29. Do you go on YouTube a lot?
HUSH i is watching lolcats

30. Are you a member on any other sites besides FA?
game sites count?

31. Do you cosplay?
... *flahs back* O.O; no...

32. Fruits or sweets?
*noms candy* ... sweets but some fruits is gud

33. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn?
buttered

34. Have you skipped school?
... maybe ...

35. Have you been on a plane?
yes

36. Have you swam in an ocean?
,.. *flash back* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH JAWS GONNA EATZ ME *runs*

37. Have you been ice skating?
no

38. Favorite vacation spot?
... T_T i wanna go to the temple of liu bei

39. Ever been on TV?
*flash back to that episode of "cops"* ... ummm no... <<;

40. Favorite salad dressing?
ranch

41. What do you do to relax?
go online, read a book or go on walks and question my sanity... BTW the voices dislike these questions

42. What is the last film you saw in the theater?
... i forget

43. Favorite Sandwich?
egg

44. If you could go anywhere in the world...
*sighs* the temple of liu bei/ the chinese national museum of shu/han

45. Favorite time of the day?
night

46. What did you want to be when you were little?
... *flash backs to childhoos* AHHHHHHHHHHH

47. What do you want to be now?
... be happy

48. If you could eat with one person, who would it be?
i wanna have a nice dinner of nan-meng-wis with my brother nick and my best bud beyl... course they hate eachother so that could be hard

49. What character would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
... s...
S: oh fuck you too

50. When is your birthday?
nov. 21

51. Favorite type of ice cream?
rainbow surbert

52. Last book you read?
three kingdoms vol. 3 (T_T the sad part where liu bei dies)

53. Which store would you max out a credit card at?
*thinks hot topic, spencers*, umm... barns and nobles

54. Do you buy / sell / both on eBay?
use too dont now

55. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
... *flash back to hate mail* .. *face desk*

56. Favorite all time movie?
... see spot run

57. What was your favorite show when you were a kid?
<< *mumbles* street sharks

58. What are you listening to right now?
the ending song from dynasty warriors 4

59. What is the last thing you ate?
strogenoff

60. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
... idk

61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
*thinks boobs* ... personality

62. Favorite sport to play?
*has flash back to PE* AHHHHHH *runs*

63. Favorite Day of the Year?
the 1ist of October

64. Hugs or Kisses?
both

65. Vanilla or Chocolate?
both

66. Favorite Board Game?
... i like gum...

67. Favorite smells?
0.o

68. What inspires you?
lots of things

69. Do you have any piercings?
no

70. How many siblings do you have?
2

71. Bacon Bits or croutons?
yes please <3

72. Favorite Day of the Week?
... sunday cause im home alone then

73. Favorite phrase?
"a good deed is a reword in and of itself"

74. Favorite Restaurant?
i have to have just one?

75. Favorite animal?
I love all ... other then monkeys spiders and ducks...

76. Favorite thing to do outside?
walk around talking to my self

77. Favorite thing to do when it's raining?
... idk

78. Favorite Disney character?
I HATE DISNEY!

79. Do you like coffee? If so, what is your favorite brand?
coffee EWWWWWWW

I NO TAG OTHERS

age of heros. its a faction based game





the game will take place in a kingdom divided in two. each side has lords (the players) and each lord has a mighty champion the idea of the game is that players will be fighting over land in the game (im planning out a map and everything ) course one hero cant do everything so players will need to work together to hold and take land


I.E player 1: hey can you have your champ guard the capital while mine ambushs the enemy camp?
player2: ok
like that



one faction is evil, serving the fallen oricale, "urdill, the blind" the other is good and wants to destory urdill once and for all



urdill was once a wise sagely oricale but his underlings turned on him and stabbed out his eyes then threw him into the void (wonder if he met S there lol )


now ages later he as returned to destory the kingdom and remake it in his now twisted vision



i will give each player one randomly chosen champ. this is decided by lady luck... that evil bitch XD i have made 20 champs for each side. i will roll my lucky black 20 sided D&D dice to decide who gets what


i even thought of a fair way to decide who will win when two champs face each other

each champ will have 3 important stats
combat, speach and ability
combat is for fighting and speach is for when a champ is talking I.E. like a peace meeting or challenging enemies. ability is a little edge your champ has to help it more



there are two types for each stat
combat = ambush or challegne
speach = frighten or charm
abilitys vary by champ (some dont even have any)


I.E.
naca, the wild,
combat = ambush 4
speach = frighten 2
ability = naca the wild cant be ambushed


when champs face off be it in talking or battle i will roll my ever lucky dice

which every scores better wins
and depending on how they fight/talk there stats will help


I.E naca adds 4 to her roll when ambushing a enemy
or a 2 when frightening someone
but if she as to charm or challenge some one she dont get anything added
and her ability means other players cant attack her via ambush


lasty is... death.
in battle if your champ rolls a 1 or your enemy rolls a 20 then i will roll again if it lands even the champ that is at risk to die lives... if it comes up odd... they die and there lord can ether stop player or if theres any untaken champs he/she can get a new one


what ya think?

well enigma is well under way. but i wonder. do ya guys like this "game" stuff? would ya like more games? yes? no? maybe ya got ideas? talk to me people

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/.....x?ciid=4312019


http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/.....x?ciid=4311985


http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/.....x?ciid=4311972


http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/.....x?ciid=4311963


http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/.....x?ciid=4311954

round 2 of enigma is up see if its your turn to pit your char against my chllenges and if not hey sit back and watch some one else roast in the fire

my brother is a master! check the music he put up

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/boomtastic

The first five (5) people to respond through comment on this post will receive something made by me.

This offer does have some qualifications, so please read carefully:

1. I make no guarantees that you will like what I make, but I do promise it will be unique.

2. What I create will be just for you.

3. It'll be done this year.

4. I will not give you any clue as to what it's going to be. It may be weird or beautiful or even edible. Who knows?

5. In order to be eligible, you must post a journal of your own, with the same offer and terms: to make five things for the first five individuals to respond to your note.

the frist go of enigma is done. were do axis, rydlar and the dire wolf stand? did they over come there challeneges? what did they gain for there trouble? go read and find out

ok a few things frist off i heed this guy

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/draftstallion2005/

to get more page views so go look please

also my sister is opening her own cake biss now heres the thing we in in Louisiana USA and you must ether pick up the cake you order or pay for shipping. now why am i bringing this up? cause my sister wants your commish thats why. she wants odd requests and jobs hey maybe a wedding cake with a furry bride and groom? you think it she's try her damnist to make it i will be posting some pictures of her work. prices vary by the amount of work the cake will need but she said that wedding cakes are generally $150 and b day cakes are even less. custom cakes for that? wow i really am a crazy ass hyena

"Hey guys! ladychecke is holding a contest to see how many watchers she can get in a month's time and the prize is FREE ART for the person who sends over the most watchers! I'd love a piece of art from her, so I need your help! All you have to do is go to her home page, watch her, then go to her journal (http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/752733/) and leave a comment letting her know I sent you so I can get a point. ^_^ Whoever gets the most points by the end of next month WINS!"