well it a done deal im moving XD and they got wireless net there! but there is some bad news... its monday... i know... i know i feel your pain but to help you through i have a little gift for you a brand new fresh and pop'n paradox. but wait. order RIGHT NOW cause we cant do this all day and i'll throw in a "thank you for ordering now" at no charge.

in a few weeks its likely im going to be moving to Louisiana now i still have some stuff to iron out with my brother in law but still its preety much a sure thing im moving now they dont have phone lines in the house which means i'll be gone for a while hopefully i'll be able to set aside money and get a laptop after i get out there and then get a wireless modem. i just cant put up with the threats and virbal attacks of my step father so i go to a unknown future wish me the best till i leave i'll keep POF going but paradox is on hold for now E.D. will be started over from the start hopefully better but again i have no idea when it'll be up. no matter what will come in the future i wouldnt trade the memories of the friends i have made on FA for any thing. and if these are my last days on FA then all that needs be said is thank you all

1. Being Gay Is Not Natural

And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...

2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay

In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of
Crazy Behavior

People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All

Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed

And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children

So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children

Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion

In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model

Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms

Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Repost This If You Think LOVE Makes A Marriage!

[ ] public speaking
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] rejection
[x] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that scary guy...
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling
[ ] clowns
[x] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers ((mainly ones that aren't a multiple of 5))
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night
[x] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secret

Final Total: 10

If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 75 common fears.

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
*If you get 10-20, you are normal.*
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars.

ok im boredom and idk to day has been really good for me so i got this random idea rate (1 to 5, 1 being suck 5 being great) and tell me what you think the characters alignments (good or evil and law or chaos) are

Aron =
S =
Stalu =
Rono =
duke =
star =
Magoo =
Cinde =
Kyu-Chi =
Kristoff=
Iya =
Rena =
Kvin =
mosh =
Seph =
cript =
Darwin =
Gyll =
Clarence =
"the master" =

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see pictures for info
sola =
luna =
athena =
omgwtf =
stines =

DUDES! i wrote 3 stories in three hours! yes my fingers hurt XD. any way i hope you like the new POF and paradox also i dont know if you here but PETA... is protesting... the word "fish" no wait it gets more moronic ... they want "fish" to be renamed... "sea-kittens" so people will feel more bad about eating fish... umm
1. not all "fish" are in the sea
2. some people... DO EAT KITTENS
3. ok tell the truth PETA is so just "WTF" it makes paradox look logical ...

again i find my self inspired

heroes old fill my mind there tales i have heard over and over. but to night let me look to my own life and my own heroes

zhou zilong braved spear and arrow. soundly a baby slept in his arms among battle and hopelessness. star raise from humble sad beginnings. before monsters and nightmares her honor and faith showed. beside her warm fur i feared no form of darkness

zhuge kongming charted the movements of heaven and man alike. from him came sagely words of depth, with nothing but faith he stood before a massive army and showed no fear. dear grandfather giving both blood and youth to lay a steady foundation for his family wise and kind under his roof i found a worthy sire

lu bu took the score of many far and near. but who then had seen his true self? protective forgiving and festive all men shivered before his blades. duke raged war on his father and was scolded oftin. yet who saved me from my self. who offered his heart and might only to me was the true duke shown. playful and adventurous. beside duke the heaven's them selves seemed mere fodder all would bow to the might of our brotherly bonds

sun ce founded a dynasty and earned a name which history has yet to forget. fearless and strong he was both warrior and king. Rono stumbled into my life blind weak and hungry, yet in no time his tiger pride flourished setting sights high and putting coution to the winds he battled all comers and became king of the street. indeed, the gray tiger, for rono has a fitting ring

i oddly feel inspired to write of the events of rise of kyu-chi and return of the empire

dark clouds rolled over the heavens, beasts of evil lead by the king of foxes rampaged a capital. alone few heroes stood fearing no foe, there brave deeds breathed hope to all.

a fallen star raises to the call of a sagely warrior, rallying hope against the followers of injustice. a tiger cub proved to not have its claws yet and born was the dawn of anew hope of justice

war cries ring out has heroes display there might and daring, before the cold eyed villein a selfless warrior falls.
beat, conned and shamed alone the cub roams. finally his fate is found when the past's hero calls.

brave and true, strong and wise with goodness in there hearts heroes go to battle facing all foes. before the king of foxes there spirit sores bringing halt to the people's woes.

http://www.kristoff.dragonadopters......m/dragon_15175

my egg hatched!!! a cute little asian water dragon, i named her shangxiang after the heroic wife of liu bei ^^

ok just for fun. lets have that vote for the funnyist character

kristof

mosh

iya(yeah i know beyl made her but still cant leave her out)

rono (no you read that right RONO is in the running)

luna& sola (you have to keep the twins together)

well those are you picks now vote

S: can i be in?

kristoff: no your evil... literally

S: yeah but everyone laughs at the stuff in these journals of me

kristoff: only cause of you always taking it in the nuts

S: i know i should get some reword for taking all that!

http://www.kristoff.dragonadopters.com/ ^^ go see it or when it is all big i'll have it eat ya

hello all. im back sorry for being gone so much i got some good news and bad news

good news: the next "paradox" story should be up hopefully tomarrow. also i know i have told ya this was the month of cheer but seeing has i have been gone for almost half the month i have decided to nix the cheer theme and just keep paradox has a full time side story ... which means that this month i will be posting... POF stories... also brand new misadventures should HOPEFULLY be up MAYBE on friday

now the bad news. i've been job hunting and well i got a feeling i'm gonna be hired soon which means even LESS time to write. also ... theres been alot of talk about me move to my sister's over in TX ... they dont have the net there which means i may be gone... and not coming back. now dont worry im all ready looking into having some one take over POF and my stories for me so dont you worry bout that

ok theres um a few things to tell ya about. first off my grandmother will be going to a nursing home which means i has of this moment have no job. so i will have to find one. and that means i prolly wont be able to write so much or even go online.

another thing is im shocked at how much it seems people liked paradox so i guess that means you can all look forward to another one of those. maybe we can get S in to orbit this time?

stines: lastly to all of my lovers of horror... horrorland has opened its new area (the update was done in secert on the 25th) i dont wanna give to much away but lets just say everyone at horrorland wishs you a mummy xmas hehehe

im 7308 that is all

has you recall i titled this the month of darkness. well it seems i was damn right. it seems every one i know is ether sick, sad or both so i have decided its time for a change. i was planing for next month to be the month of light but given all that's been going on i decided to nix that now i have decided that next months theme is cheer! humor and laughs all around! the return of the misadventures of Kristoff, a new hell cat story, and just wait till you see the all new story line i got cooked up a few hints, pirates, boobs, S getting shot out a cannon and some one is going to be come the lord of the laugh! stay tuned to find out who you can vote for has the funnest character i got. and guess what. has a xmas gift im starting the theme off NOW

my grandpa from my father's side of the family has passed away. grandpa jimmy. he was a kind man he always put his grand kids before himself i would spend the summer with him and my grandma Francse when i was a child. oh grandfather, i'll never forget you. the times we spent at the zoo, the beach. staying up all night watch old monster movies on sci-fi channel. i only wish i could have seen you once more. words fail to show your kindness and generosity. a sagely dragon has ascended to the heavens leaving behind a glorious reputation.

in the end... ceiling cat will come down and basement cat will raise and so the battle will begin for our souls. the war will go one for ages... many cheeseburgers and cookies will be lost... then zhou yun will raise from the dead and kick the crap out of both ceiling cat and basement cat because he is that freaken awesome

no reallys i has proof > this is the final battle ceiling cat and basement cat VS zhou yun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEaZJImZtD8

praise zhou yun

iya: you need to stop watch youtube so much.

kristoff: @.@ whao... talking hyena chick

its S birthday (idk i was bored and love being mean with him)

You're a mean one, Mr.S.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr.S.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr.S.
Your heart's an empty hole! *S shows the creepy hole in his chest*
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr.S.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr.S.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr.S.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.


You're a foul one, Mr.S.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr.S.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk." (note they all start with S)


You're a rotter, Mr.S.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr.S.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr.S.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr.S.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce

S: awwww thats sooo sweet of you to say!

kristoff: oh but wait theres more see fans before S worked with me he was a actor in fact i think i have some clips of his better parts see if you can find S in each of the shots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7nOGaYJv-w

S: O.O;

have a great day every one!

i have desided that i will keep writing however i'll only be writing POF, i'll finish up TNC and i may do the next story set that fallows it other then that
E.D. misadventures of kristoff, the random vore storys. are all offically going on hold

darwin: AGAIN!?

yes again. has far has IMings goes i still feel rather un happy with my self but if ya want you can contact me

some of you wonder why im going to put a stop to my writing and general online time. well put simply im tired of wasting every ones time. the other day i was talking to a friend and i just start realizing all i ever seem to do is ask them for things or bully them into reading my stories. they deserve better then that

speaking of my stories. i'm not writing any more because its just a waste every last one is nothing but mistakes mistakes MISTAKES. i'll probably take me off all together, and just put the old horse out of it's misery.

im sure half the people reading this are already type comments like "thats not true" but please dont try to feed me that every time i look at my gallry i see pictures i bullied others into doing or storys with the same mistakes over and over and over.

i've been thinking and i am going away. i may be online but i prolly wont say much. the more i look at my self and those around me the more ashamed i feel of my self. so i will leave i just feel i need to stop and reflect on things such has friendship and honor. good bye

not long ago i named the 7 tiger artists. who for differant reasons stand out above others and deserve respect and much to my shame i have over looked one final deserving soul. and so... i offer on to you... the 8th... tiger artist...  Keisha_MaKainn

her works are creative and witty. has of late she has been working on lovely asian styled arts that do great honor to the old world culture of japan and china.

well POF sure has given us some odd twists. odd characters and i really think its been good. well finally the characters youve come to know are getting drawn  xiv is drawing up all your fav characters from the story and also is going to draw up a spical picture of the ruler of darkness, rena! so go over and watch him he needs some love

in case you were wondering how S got those buggy eyes of his this may help answer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcafuBeG2tc

S: hello all you faithful readers its me... the real ruler of darkness... S and i'm here to tell you a little secret... i love this time of year... really i do the guilt the pity the tons of money spent heheh its just great. in fact... i feel like singing...

i'm a mean one... oh yes... i truely am a heel im as cuddley has a snake and chraming has a eel!

myin: your a monster! mr. S,

S: MY HEARTS A EMPTY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
no really look *pulls shirt off showing a black hole in his chest* hahah

duke: your brain is covered in spiders, there's worms in your soul. i wouldn't touch you with a 59 1/2 foot pole!

S: im rotten... yes indeed... i truely am a vile one... i have stink bugs in my smile.

darwin: your the king of sinful thoughts!

kristoff:you have all the tenderness of a mentally fucked up gator. if i had to pick from the too of you... i'd take the gator...

aron: the three words that best describe you are has fallows... stink stank stunk

kristoff: your the embodiment of all nasty sick and generally bad things, twisted in a big ball of knots. you remind me of a ugly skunk! your as loving and understanding as a religious person! you make my readers want to puke!

S: you guys are going to make my blush stop it *grins*

rena: but i won the dark vote thing... shouldnt i have a song?

S: your the reason i hate cats

kristoff: S i think i lose readers because of you

S: hhaha people may hate me... but they love doing it

kristoff: me and all my... *looks at evil characters* cast (yes even S ) happy holidays and please be safe be fun and remember what this time is really about