in the new house
Posted 13 years agoI'm now in Doncaster in a slightly larger house with dodgy internet. The house is nice just with a few problems that are easily fixed, except for the fact that there is no fibre optic broadband or Virgin Media here and the fact that we're living next to a bunch of holy rollers.
Moving
Posted 13 years agoAt the end of this month, I'm going to be in Doncaster.
Whoo! I'll be out of this 3 bedroom shoebox.
Whoo! I'll be out of this 3 bedroom shoebox.
Please donate to Kaza
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Damn this song!
Posted 13 years agoI want to play DOTA now. >.<
Valentine's Day
Posted 13 years agoHappy Valentine's day everyone.
I know what I'll be doing. http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons.....Untitled-1.jpg
I know what I'll be doing. http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons.....Untitled-1.jpg
I'm 40% furry
Posted 13 years agoStolen from 
[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you - ALL THE TIME.
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 0
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 4
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink(Not milk, but water, yes)
Total: 2
[ ]you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it(I want one :<)
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 0
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 4
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[x] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 3
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals(only my FA, DA and F-list though)
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 3
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 4
Final total: 20
Take your score and multiply it by 2
"Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"

[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you - ALL THE TIME.
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 0
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 4
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink(Not milk, but water, yes)
Total: 2
[ ]you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it(I want one :<)
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 0
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 4
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[x] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 3
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals(only my FA, DA and F-list though)
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 3
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 4
Final total: 20
Take your score and multiply it by 2
"Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"
2011 Meme
Posted 13 years ago1. What did you do in 2011 that you'd never done before?
24 hour gaming
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Didn't make one
3. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
With family.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope.
5. What countries did you visit?
U.K and I'm living there now.
6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?
Get a fecking job.
7. What date from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Don't remember the date, but it was when I got the news that my brother was arrested.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
None really.
9. What was your biggest failure?
None really.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Nope.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
EVE Online.
12. Where did most of your money go?
Feeding my gaming addiction
13. What song will always remind you of 2011?
Dryad - Petrychor
14. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Job hunting.
15. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Staying up late.
16. What was your favorite TV program?
Mock The Week.
17. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
I don't hate anyone, nor do I hold grudges.
18. What was the best book you read?
The Silmarillion - J.R.R Tolkien
19. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Petrychor
20. What was your favorite film of this year?
I barely watch films.
21. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I played games. 19
22. What kept you sane?
My games and my family.
23. Who did you miss?
My brother, my Aunt, my Grandmothers and my old neighbours.
24. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2011:
Shit happens, walk it off.
24 hour gaming
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Didn't make one
3. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
With family.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope.
5. What countries did you visit?
U.K and I'm living there now.
6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?
Get a fecking job.
7. What date from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Don't remember the date, but it was when I got the news that my brother was arrested.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
None really.
9. What was your biggest failure?
None really.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Nope.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
EVE Online.
12. Where did most of your money go?
Feeding my gaming addiction
13. What song will always remind you of 2011?
Dryad - Petrychor
14. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Job hunting.
15. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Staying up late.
16. What was your favorite TV program?
Mock The Week.
17. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
I don't hate anyone, nor do I hold grudges.
18. What was the best book you read?
The Silmarillion - J.R.R Tolkien
19. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Petrychor
20. What was your favorite film of this year?
I barely watch films.
21. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I played games. 19
22. What kept you sane?
My games and my family.
23. Who did you miss?
My brother, my Aunt, my Grandmothers and my old neighbours.
24. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2011:
Shit happens, walk it off.
Meme thing
Posted 13 years agoStolen from 
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what Pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
Comment and I'll respond. ^^

1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what Pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
Comment and I'll respond. ^^
Team Fortress 2
Posted 14 years agoThis is a game I physically cannot play for more than 5 minutes. Stupid mechanics, faulty servers, unstable as all hell and the item system is really what broke the game, it's no longer based around player skill it's not based around what over powered weapons do you use in unison. If I wanted over powered and unstoppable weapons and exploits I'd play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
But what really caused me to stop playing this game was the sheer stupidity of the players, every single game I join now is ripe with inneptitude and incompentance on the part of the players, it seems that everyone got so focused on accumulating weapons and hats that they forgot how to play this game, it's very difficult to get into a game without seeing terrible team composition on the part of either the F2P crowd, the veterans who roll with one class or idiots in general, the competant players have left this game ages ago, and I'm joining them.
Hats are awesome, but the players aren't.
But what really caused me to stop playing this game was the sheer stupidity of the players, every single game I join now is ripe with inneptitude and incompentance on the part of the players, it seems that everyone got so focused on accumulating weapons and hats that they forgot how to play this game, it's very difficult to get into a game without seeing terrible team composition on the part of either the F2P crowd, the veterans who roll with one class or idiots in general, the competant players have left this game ages ago, and I'm joining them.
Hats are awesome, but the players aren't.
In memory of Athus Nadoria aka Brian Dyer
Posted 14 years agoFriends & family of Athus Nadorian aka Brian Dyer
On Tuesday the 11th of October 2011, Athus was involved in a severe car collision that ended his time here with us. The 29 years of his life were filled with amazing stories, incredible adventures and outstanding creativity and talent. He shared his love of life, affection for others and sense of humor with many wonderful people. In memory of Athus and his special life, his closest kin have created a website for others to share their experiences with Athus as well as share photos and artwork. An email address has been established to send your wishes in to be posted on the site athus@athusnadorian.com. Thank you for your kind words, love and support through all of this. Remember to love life, hold your friends close and have a little fun - Athus wouldn't have wanted it any other way.
Please visit the site we have established www.athusnadorian.com and use the email address athus[at]athusnadorian.com to share your wishes to allow time for his closest kin to mourn peacefully.
-Friends and Family
On Tuesday the 11th of October 2011, Athus was involved in a severe car collision that ended his time here with us. The 29 years of his life were filled with amazing stories, incredible adventures and outstanding creativity and talent. He shared his love of life, affection for others and sense of humor with many wonderful people. In memory of Athus and his special life, his closest kin have created a website for others to share their experiences with Athus as well as share photos and artwork. An email address has been established to send your wishes in to be posted on the site athus@athusnadorian.com. Thank you for your kind words, love and support through all of this. Remember to love life, hold your friends close and have a little fun - Athus wouldn't have wanted it any other way.
Please visit the site we have established www.athusnadorian.com and use the email address athus[at]athusnadorian.com to share your wishes to allow time for his closest kin to mourn peacefully.
-Friends and Family
So apparently videogame screenshots aren't allowed.
Posted 14 years agoWhat a bullshit rule.
So apparently videogame screenshots aren't allowed.
Posted 14 years agoWhat a bullshit rule. Also, explain my fucking screenshot of Crysis.
RIP Steve Jobs. o7
Posted 14 years agoI was never a fan of Apple, or indeed Steve Jobs, but that doesn't mean I should be disrespectful.
http://www.apple.com/stevejobs/
RIP.
http://www.apple.com/stevejobs/
RIP.
Finished Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Posted 14 years agoOHMYGODTHISISTHEBESTGAMEEVERMADE!
Final verdict: 10/10 Game of the Year.
Final verdict: 10/10 Game of the Year.
I want this cake
Posted 14 years agoBah!
Posted 14 years agoI bought 2 PLEX's on EVE and they haven't arrived, I have 24 days left. I think I'm going it wrong.
HELP!
HELP!
Team Fortress 2 free to play fallacies
Posted 14 years agoPeople seem to get the impression that Team Fortress 2 becoming free to play will somehow ruin the experience, because of mic spammers, hackers, etc. This is a massive fallacy, money is not a barrier for stupidity. There are plenty of idiots in pay to play games and they still paid to play the game(IE: World of Warcraft and Call of Duty). More people will come to the game, keeping the game alive, this is not a problem and it also gives you new players to crush, last time I checked people actually enjoyed that. There have been mic spammers and hackers in TF2 long before this game became F2P, hell there were even hackers when this game first came out in 2007 making the game free to play will change nothing. Why should they get it for free when we paid good money? Because if they did pay for this game they would take one look at the Mann Co. microtransaction store and feel a little ripped off.
Oh I only got a hat as compensation. Well what the fuck were you expecting? Royal treatment? Besides, even though the game is free to play, your account is under "Premium" you can do more with your account than free accounts, so what the fuck is your problem? This way the game reaches out to bigger audiences. Plus this game has been damn near close to free for ages due to price drops and sales. Not everybody could afford it, and there are people who can't afford it(IE: college students and the last time I checked they aren't idiots) but now they can.
Folks, this whole "MAKING TF2 FREE TO PLAY WILL RUIN THE EXPERIENCE HERP DERP" is incredibly fallacious and should be ignored.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9krU.....;feature=feedu
Oh I only got a hat as compensation. Well what the fuck were you expecting? Royal treatment? Besides, even though the game is free to play, your account is under "Premium" you can do more with your account than free accounts, so what the fuck is your problem? This way the game reaches out to bigger audiences. Plus this game has been damn near close to free for ages due to price drops and sales. Not everybody could afford it, and there are people who can't afford it(IE: college students and the last time I checked they aren't idiots) but now they can.
Folks, this whole "MAKING TF2 FREE TO PLAY WILL RUIN THE EXPERIENCE HERP DERP" is incredibly fallacious and should be ignored.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9krU.....;feature=feedu
EVE Online: Incarna
Posted 14 years agoThe new EVE build named Incarna came out yesterday. I removed all my characters and started new. I'm loving this new build you can actually walk around your captain's quarters instead of staring at your docked ship in the hangar. There is also an updated tutorial system that is a little easier to follow. There is also a microtransaction store(somewhere) where you buy monocles. However these monocles are fucking expensive, $70 each. Although that might have something to do with the exchange rate between the US Dollar and the ISK. But these sort of things don't bug me anyways, I'm perfectly fine with microtransaction stores.
Character info:
Name: Leo DeSeis
Race: Minmatar
Bloodline: Sebiestor
I'll have pics up soon(too lazy to edit).
Rating: Still a 10/10
Character info:
Name: Leo DeSeis
Race: Minmatar
Bloodline: Sebiestor
I'll have pics up soon(too lazy to edit).
Rating: Still a 10/10
EVE Online: Incursion final thoughts
Posted 14 years agoAfter putting 10 hours into this game I can officially say, I absolutely positively ADORE it. It's such a peaceful game with some very unique elements in it. It has a good story and the game is open and free, you're left to do whatever you want to do in this game. It is very grindy though so if you don't like doing the same thing a lot then I wouldn't look at this game. The soundtrack is absolutely beautiful, some of the best ambient tracks in a space age game ever.
The interface, as I said, is a little weird but I've finally figured the damned thing out and it's very nifty although I'm still stuck on probing, as far as I'm concerned, the probing feature is the hardest and most frustrating thing you'll ever do, you have to position the probes just right to find the signature and then triangulate it's position. If it's wrong you lose the signal and have to start again. CCP really needs to fix this.
Overall, this is a fantastic space age MMO. It's not free though although apparently you can pay for extended play time via in-game credits that you earn from doing missions. I'm pleased to announce that there are no immersion breaking bugs/mechanics/etc, guaranteed you will not be pulled out of the immersion. Freedom, space, beautiful music and a nice concept. Gaming perfection in my eyes. Definitely worth the price.
Rating: 10/10
The interface, as I said, is a little weird but I've finally figured the damned thing out and it's very nifty although I'm still stuck on probing, as far as I'm concerned, the probing feature is the hardest and most frustrating thing you'll ever do, you have to position the probes just right to find the signature and then triangulate it's position. If it's wrong you lose the signal and have to start again. CCP really needs to fix this.
Overall, this is a fantastic space age MMO. It's not free though although apparently you can pay for extended play time via in-game credits that you earn from doing missions. I'm pleased to announce that there are no immersion breaking bugs/mechanics/etc, guaranteed you will not be pulled out of the immersion. Freedom, space, beautiful music and a nice concept. Gaming perfection in my eyes. Definitely worth the price.
Rating: 10/10
Tagged
Posted 14 years agoI've been tagged by
Rules are simple tag 5 of the people you know to do this meme and if you don't know five well.... you can pick some unlucky people out there to fill it out
and remember BE HONEST
Name: Lyndon
Age: 18 almost 19
Gender: Male
eye color?: dark brown
Do you wear glasses?: nope
do you like to text or call?: Call, I like to hear their voices
Sexual preference: Gay
Are you a virgin?: yes
If gay, what's the biggest cock you've ever taken?: None
How big is your dick?: 5.5"
Have you ever used a urithra plug?: Nope
Do you own any dildos? Not yet
What's the largest thing to be inserted into your ass?: Nothing so far
Should anthro canines have human cock, canine or mixed?: Canine, might as well be consistent
What are all your fetishes?: light bondage, anal, oral
Out of all of your fetishies what are you're favorites?: anal
What are fetishes you hate?: scat, watersports, necrophilia, vore, cub porn, vomit
Penis?: I'm monogamous
whats your favorite anthro type and why?: Canines and reptiles mostly
Who is you favorite furry artist and why?:
I love her style.
How long have you been a furry?: I can't honestly remember
What were the reason's you became a furry?: I like anthro animals.
Do you like space? if so, what is you favorite thing about space?: Nebulas
What is your favorite flavor of cake?: Chocolate or GTFO!
What is your favorite thing to watch? (Can be anything, TV, movie, some guy on youtube): Totalbiscuit and FeartheFlames
Do you believe in using your morals when viewing art? If so why?: No, let people draw what they want.
PLaces you would like to go later in life?: Russia, Italy, France, The Netherlands
tag: My least favourite part. Fuck it I'll just tag 1.


Rules are simple tag 5 of the people you know to do this meme and if you don't know five well.... you can pick some unlucky people out there to fill it out
and remember BE HONEST
Name: Lyndon
Age: 18 almost 19
Gender: Male
eye color?: dark brown
Do you wear glasses?: nope
do you like to text or call?: Call, I like to hear their voices
Sexual preference: Gay
Are you a virgin?: yes
If gay, what's the biggest cock you've ever taken?: None
How big is your dick?: 5.5"
Have you ever used a urithra plug?: Nope
Do you own any dildos? Not yet
What's the largest thing to be inserted into your ass?: Nothing so far
Should anthro canines have human cock, canine or mixed?: Canine, might as well be consistent
What are all your fetishes?: light bondage, anal, oral
Out of all of your fetishies what are you're favorites?: anal
What are fetishes you hate?: scat, watersports, necrophilia, vore, cub porn, vomit
Penis?: I'm monogamous
whats your favorite anthro type and why?: Canines and reptiles mostly
Who is you favorite furry artist and why?:

How long have you been a furry?: I can't honestly remember
What were the reason's you became a furry?: I like anthro animals.
Do you like space? if so, what is you favorite thing about space?: Nebulas
What is your favorite flavor of cake?: Chocolate or GTFO!
What is your favorite thing to watch? (Can be anything, TV, movie, some guy on youtube): Totalbiscuit and FeartheFlames
Do you believe in using your morals when viewing art? If so why?: No, let people draw what they want.
PLaces you would like to go later in life?: Russia, Italy, France, The Netherlands
tag: My least favourite part. Fuck it I'll just tag 1.

EVE Online: Incursion first thoughts
Posted 14 years agoI just downloaded a 14 day trial of EVE Online: Incursion on Steam, and I finally got a chance to actually play the sodding thing because it took forever to update and then the servers went down for maintenance. So these are my first thoughts.
So far, it's really peaceful, I like it so far. The interface is a little weird though, it's very difficult to learn and not very user friendly. But once you figure the sodding thing out it's not so bad, although I don't blame anybody for not liking the interface of this game it's that backwards. The music is very tranquil, the graphics are nice but the texture work is a little iffy and the game is slow paced and peaceful. It's not fast paced and hectic(like Black Prophecy which is similar to EVE). I tried Black Prophecy which is a free to play space age MMO, like EVE but EVE requires a monthly fee, and I became interested in space age games. Although Black Prophecy is a little faster paced and it can make you severely motion sick if you're not careful. EVE is the complete opposite, slow and peaceful, the combat isn't at all hectic and the music is very nice. Too bad about the sodding interface.
Another game I might look at is the X series, another space age game that I would like to try(among others but I won't name them all).
Rating so far: 9/10
So far, it's really peaceful, I like it so far. The interface is a little weird though, it's very difficult to learn and not very user friendly. But once you figure the sodding thing out it's not so bad, although I don't blame anybody for not liking the interface of this game it's that backwards. The music is very tranquil, the graphics are nice but the texture work is a little iffy and the game is slow paced and peaceful. It's not fast paced and hectic(like Black Prophecy which is similar to EVE). I tried Black Prophecy which is a free to play space age MMO, like EVE but EVE requires a monthly fee, and I became interested in space age games. Although Black Prophecy is a little faster paced and it can make you severely motion sick if you're not careful. EVE is the complete opposite, slow and peaceful, the combat isn't at all hectic and the music is very nice. Too bad about the sodding interface.
Another game I might look at is the X series, another space age game that I would like to try(among others but I won't name them all).
Rating so far: 9/10
Brink: Special Edition
Posted 14 years agoI found the Brink Special Edition on Game.co.uk which comes with a Doom pack and the Spec Ops pack, £27.99 and I do believe that delivery is free. There is no SE available on Amazon yet but I'll keep my ear to the ground.
Srpski Film(or A Serbian Film)
Posted 14 years agoWow wow wow wow wow! This was my first shock/exploitation film. Let me start this by saying under any circumstances NEVER see this film, it is too messed up and has things that would really screw with you. So let's get into this review.
The film starts off with sex...Charming. The protagonist(Miloš)'s son was watching one of his old porn films. This is just the opening this scene is not developed and is not important. Miloš gets offered a job by a man named Vukmir who wants him for his porn films, he was informed of this offer by one of his former co-stars Lejla. I'm going to cut this short because there is a lot to type out. Miloš has a very awkward oral sex scene with a woman who is badly beaten, he is ordered to beat her while she gives him oral sex. Miloš objects to this and leaves and threatens to retire, Vukmir takes him back to his office for a drink and Vukmir shows him one of his other films involving a woman giving birth and one of the thugs raping the newborn baby, Vukmir says that this is a new revolutionary genre called "Newborn porn". Miloš wakes up the next day badly beaten and his family is nowhere to be seen. He finds some videotapes where he sees that, under the influence of drugs thanks to the drink that Vukmir gave him, he rapes and brutally murders a woman and continues to rape her dead body...I'm dead serious folks, there is another video where one of the film crew rapes Miloš while under the influence of the Aphrodisiac. Disgusted by this, Lejla threatens to leave with Miloš, but Miloš sees in one of the tapes that Lejla was kidnapped, had her teeth pulled out and was forced to have oral sex with a masked rapist, she dies as a result. In another video he was supposed to have sex with a teenage girl but he refused and threatened to cut his penis off. He is getting his dose from the nurse(whom he shared the first awkward oral sex scene with) when he injects the Aphrodisiac into her neck causing her to OD, it cuts to him being dragged, naked, through a hallway where he sees two bodies on a bed both covered with sheets. He rapes the first one then moves onto the second, the masked rapist from earlier appears to rape the first body. Vukmir removes the man's mask to reveal that it is in fact Miloš' brother(who was obsessed with his sister in law. aka Miloš' wife) whom he is raping after he removes one of the sheets. Vukmir removes the second sheet to reveal that Miloš has raped his own son(under the influence of drugs) to death. Shocked by this Miloš snaps out of it and at this point the nurse walks in bloodied and bruised, showing that Miloš raped her after she OD'd. Miloš jumps up and bashes Vukmir's head against the floor, Miloš' wife stands up and bites his brother's throat out and beats him to death with a statue. Miloš grabs one of the thug's guns and shoots him with it, but the gun runs out of ammo before he can kill the second, he beats up the thug knocking off his glasses revealing that he has a burned eye socket, Miloš kills him by sticking his penis into said eye socket. Vukmir says that this is "cinema" and "art", "a happy Serbian family" before dying. Miloš takes his wife and dead son back to his house, and this is where the flashback ends. Miloš is distraught at what he's done and goes back home and kills himself and his wife in their bed. The film ends with another film crew who are about to rape their corpses for another film.
This is a bizarre and messed up film. It pushes the boundaries of what you can put in a film. This film is good at what it does, shocks you. The story is a reflection of the exploitative Serbian Government. I would never recommend this film to anybody, but you know what, I enjoyed this film. There is no other film out there that has shocked me in such a way that my mouth was gaping 90% of the way through this film. It was well written, the acting was very good and it was extremely graphic. This is a great film, if you're into this sort of thing however, give it a look but I won't make any promises, if you're not into this sort of thing, mark my words and STAY THE HELL AWAY!
Pros:
Symbolic story
Great acting
Good dialogue
Keeps you shocked and interested
Cons:
You will never look at sex the same way ever again.
Final thought: I should keep this film for later, maybe it can shock me a 2nd time.
Rating: 9/10
The film starts off with sex...Charming. The protagonist(Miloš)'s son was watching one of his old porn films. This is just the opening this scene is not developed and is not important. Miloš gets offered a job by a man named Vukmir who wants him for his porn films, he was informed of this offer by one of his former co-stars Lejla. I'm going to cut this short because there is a lot to type out. Miloš has a very awkward oral sex scene with a woman who is badly beaten, he is ordered to beat her while she gives him oral sex. Miloš objects to this and leaves and threatens to retire, Vukmir takes him back to his office for a drink and Vukmir shows him one of his other films involving a woman giving birth and one of the thugs raping the newborn baby, Vukmir says that this is a new revolutionary genre called "Newborn porn". Miloš wakes up the next day badly beaten and his family is nowhere to be seen. He finds some videotapes where he sees that, under the influence of drugs thanks to the drink that Vukmir gave him, he rapes and brutally murders a woman and continues to rape her dead body...I'm dead serious folks, there is another video where one of the film crew rapes Miloš while under the influence of the Aphrodisiac. Disgusted by this, Lejla threatens to leave with Miloš, but Miloš sees in one of the tapes that Lejla was kidnapped, had her teeth pulled out and was forced to have oral sex with a masked rapist, she dies as a result. In another video he was supposed to have sex with a teenage girl but he refused and threatened to cut his penis off. He is getting his dose from the nurse(whom he shared the first awkward oral sex scene with) when he injects the Aphrodisiac into her neck causing her to OD, it cuts to him being dragged, naked, through a hallway where he sees two bodies on a bed both covered with sheets. He rapes the first one then moves onto the second, the masked rapist from earlier appears to rape the first body. Vukmir removes the man's mask to reveal that it is in fact Miloš' brother(who was obsessed with his sister in law. aka Miloš' wife) whom he is raping after he removes one of the sheets. Vukmir removes the second sheet to reveal that Miloš has raped his own son(under the influence of drugs) to death. Shocked by this Miloš snaps out of it and at this point the nurse walks in bloodied and bruised, showing that Miloš raped her after she OD'd. Miloš jumps up and bashes Vukmir's head against the floor, Miloš' wife stands up and bites his brother's throat out and beats him to death with a statue. Miloš grabs one of the thug's guns and shoots him with it, but the gun runs out of ammo before he can kill the second, he beats up the thug knocking off his glasses revealing that he has a burned eye socket, Miloš kills him by sticking his penis into said eye socket. Vukmir says that this is "cinema" and "art", "a happy Serbian family" before dying. Miloš takes his wife and dead son back to his house, and this is where the flashback ends. Miloš is distraught at what he's done and goes back home and kills himself and his wife in their bed. The film ends with another film crew who are about to rape their corpses for another film.
This is a bizarre and messed up film. It pushes the boundaries of what you can put in a film. This film is good at what it does, shocks you. The story is a reflection of the exploitative Serbian Government. I would never recommend this film to anybody, but you know what, I enjoyed this film. There is no other film out there that has shocked me in such a way that my mouth was gaping 90% of the way through this film. It was well written, the acting was very good and it was extremely graphic. This is a great film, if you're into this sort of thing however, give it a look but I won't make any promises, if you're not into this sort of thing, mark my words and STAY THE HELL AWAY!
Pros:
Symbolic story
Great acting
Good dialogue
Keeps you shocked and interested
Cons:
You will never look at sex the same way ever again.
Final thought: I should keep this film for later, maybe it can shock me a 2nd time.
Rating: 9/10