First of all I want to apologize to those I still owe constructive criticism/kiribans to. I did not expect my medical condition to deteriorate as it did. Such is life. I will try to come back every so often, but know that I did not forget about you and to this day (rightfully) feel guilty about making you wait so long.

On other news, I did return to TFP in Team Fortress 2, that was a 2 year hiatus. I'm usually on the hale server derping around.

Cheers!
~Kai

Sorry for the long silence, an old friend *cough* sumi *cough* got me some games on steam and they've kinda taken over my soul.

oh and I got Portal 2. Enough said there I think.

fffffffffffffffffffffffff

I like the new British fellow helping you out (That's all I'm saying, no spoilers or whatnot for the independent storyline). I've not yet tried multiplayer.


but yeah if you just check my last week of game acquisition, you can understand why i've been gone.


Oh that and I got a night job, hooray. 5 days in and I already hate it because I detect it's going nowhere - so I'm out looking again while working. x.x

~Kai

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2176812/
Apparently some user named  Kavi was saying her sister died and was taking donations for stuff... Folks did their research and account has been suspended here pending fraud investigation.

If you donated to this person via paypal, please go dispute it asap.

Seriously? I mean come ON people, I really didn't expect to see this shit here. (Literally TWO DAYS after I posted my journal about witnessing it here irl. x.x)

*disgusted at the moment*

Also Happy St. Pat's day, looks like I have something to drink and forget now.
~Kai

2:05 AM SamDroogan
2:09 am thechosenone
2:16 am Dixie
2:16 am Luca Raven

The four screenies I got with the timestamps in order.

Congrats  Samantha Looks like you get a freebie!

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Pants.
What? You expected more?
Nope. *bweeeeeoop*
~Kai

Only doing one this go-round. Same story as always, snapshot with earliest timestamp wins if multiple folks have the 20k shot.

Just threw a bunch of money at Red Cross. Also donated some water and foodstuffs to be sent over via local news station. Check out their site to donate please! They have a list (well at least here they do) of which agencies near you are supported as couriers for them (because as disgusting as the idea is, some heartless scabs of society are already trying to make off with donations to those folks).

Cheers!
~Kai

Since I'm working on a long-term pr0n piece (just uled it to scraps) curious as to what I can draw for filler entertainment for folks.

Throw out some ideas, ill be a sketch whore lol
~Kai

Know of anyone who takes em? Lemme know. Been itching to do one for ages :3
~Kai

http://www.angryalien.com/

awesome stuff. xD
~Kai

Because staring at a clock for hours on end is fun! *mumblegrumble*

Ok so what's lined up for the next month or so drawing wise:
-Pregfur valentines day contest entry (Coincidentally this is the first piece ever that's been 15+ hours in OC on a single layer. Yay traditionalism practice! X.x)
-Asian triptych (RL Painting commission)
-Sketch preview of preg comic series that I've been meaning to do for YEARS
-Year of the Rabbit pic.

As you can see, full month x.o Forgive me if I'm quieter than usual in terms of yapping with folks.

Also, anyone know of a breeders den/pregfur hangout on SL that *isn't* crawling with 'human overlords'? I've got a buddy interested that asked me, unfortunately I've been out of the SL social circle for two years or so - thus anyone in the know, I'd love an answer!

~Kai

Ok so I rarely prod in other artist's directions (mainly because I'm lazy), but I came across a tf2 video on youtube that was done in stop motion style (screenshot by screenshot omg patience) and had to let all my old school tf2 nerds know about it:

https://youtu.be/lNtspBhwfwM

Youtube link is there.
User's fa is  Antoine35Delak

Cheers and a Merry Christmas to you all :3
~Kai

 avinz Is giving out a comic character spot in a contest for the fun of it - most of the creativity lay with the artist, but you are apparently free to suggest ideas :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1960829/

Check it out folks!
~Kai

Ok so first of all - to those whom are getting crap from me - everything is sent out before the deadline so you'll get it by Christmas :D

Happy Holidays to all the folks who do not celebrate Christmas or anything religiously affiliated :3

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Pirated (y'arr) from  Makaze


The "How Evil Are You?" Meme. Put an "X" next to the ones that apply to you. Tally up your score at the end and multiply by 2 to get your Evil Percentage.

[x] You've broken the law
[x] You've looked at nudie pics online
[x] You've secretly wished someone harm
[x] You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing
[x] You've said something so mean it made someone cry
Total so far: 5

[ ] You've done illegal drugs
[x] You've killed a bug
[ ] You've spit in someone's drink
[x] You've sought revenge on someone
[x] You've made a prank phone call
Total so far: 8

[x] You've turned people against someone
[x] You've illegally downloaded music online
[x] You've flirted with someone to make someone else jealous
[x] You've told racist / sexist jokes
[ ] You've called someone the "c" word
Total so far: 12

[ ] You've made a promise you knew you were going to break
[x] You've done the "walk of shame"
[x] You've corrupted a minor
[x] You've divulged someone's dark secret
[x] You've made fun of a retarded person (Hey I was a teenager - we're all idiots then)
Total so far: 16

[x] You've cheated on a test... or a lover
[x] You've killed someone or thought about it
[ ] You hate kids
[x] You've gotten in a fist fight
[ ] You made someone's life hell in school
Total so far: 19

[x] You've shoplifted or stolen from someone
[x] You've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before
[x] You've vandalized someone's car or house (tp, i think every kid has at some point)
[x] You've made fun of a fat person (oh the irony, how the fates love you)
[x] You have a fondness for disturbing pictures / anime
Total so far: 24

[x] You've blamed a fart on someone else
[x] You enjoy setting things on fire
[ ] You've been arrested
[ ] You've secretly backstabbed a friend
[ ] You would choose your life over the lives of 100,000 strangers
Total so far: 26

[x] You would kill for 1,000,000 dollars, if you were guaranteed not to get caught
[ ] You've harmed yourself to get attention
[x] You have a nemesis
[x] You believe in an eye for an eye... or even more for an eye
[x] You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal
Total so far: 30

[x] You think giving to the homeless is wasting money
[x] You'll pick evil over stupid any day
[ ] You aren't bothered by seeing others in pain
[x] You'd rather have world domination than world peace
[x] You enjoy very violent video games
Total so far: 34

[ ] You are disgusted by weak people
[ ] You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way
[ ] You rather harm an enemy than help a friend
[x] You've shot a gun... and liked it
[x] You'd rather be a super villain than a superhero (Hell yeah, more interesting backstories)
Total: 36
Evil Percentage: 72%

What's weird? A majority of these would fall into my teen years - I only have like 2 that apply to me now.

See? Kids ARE evil.
~Kai

Needed new journal and hey, lookit. Thanksgiving already.

Also noting I will *not* be online for 5 days. Family vacation to the boonies and dear lord they expect me to commune with nature.

No offense to you naturalists out there, but the last time I 'communed with nature', I got pinkeye, lost my glasses in the Guadalupe river (back when i wore them), got eaten by mosquitoes (117 bites on my legs and arms), nearly got kicked in the head by my horse, poison oak 'fun' and yeah...not a fan. Keep in mind this was all in ONE DAY too. D:

Anyway, it's saving grace is the crystal mining trip - Hoping to find some really good ones to use in a special assemblage construct.

Cheers to everyone and hopefully I'll have some nice, big preg drawings to come home and look at. <3 totally not a hint to the artists i'm watching there =p
~Kai

Edit: Also, don't really care about the cub porn ban - I never looked at it and don't watch folks that draw it implicitly. I always considered it a mask for pedophilia so hey, whatever.

Short furs on the other hand <3

Well after being shot up with meds, eating eggs to the point where I really NEVER want to see them again and going through a PR depression, I'm back to full health. Thank God. Although I have a new appreciation for Garlic olives + Turkish apricots + Greek coffee.

One especially awesome birthday present yielded a new computer - I can now actually play games the way they were intended..AND NOT LAG! Happyface. I also must publicly thank  SumigakiFox for teaching me how to transfer around SATA drives and such. (See I did learn something) It made the whole transfer process that much easier. (Especially when my tf2 folder is literally 100 gigs - damn my customization ocd)

Anyway been with Daemon/Dark Lucario for nearing 6 months now - his birthday visit was freaking awesome. (Although I'm guessing we'll never see 'bagels' in the same light ever again) I felt it pertinent to say that his species is not a Chanti but a Fenti - which is the offspring of a Chanti and a Fennec Dragon. Fun stuff. =3

I'm also back up to 100% achievement status in Borderlands again so I can set that down finally. (well until the new 69 level cap hits later this month ...ffffuuu!) So hey, you need help with it on Steam, lemme know. I've got every expansion down pat, to the point where I know where every devchest/secret chest/randomly generated skag pile is supposed to appear and be. to the point where in the new Claptrap revolution I got bored and translated the Binary on the last placard for fun. ( http://forums.steampowered.com/foru......php?t=1464119 ) True to form, my inner Grammar/Spelling Nazi got the best of me and I had to correct it...in Binary. Ironically, someone found this entertaining enough/informative enough to give me +6 rep for it. Fun <3

Back on Subeta full time too, Morostide (their Halloween) is kicking up for the year as well as Alegarten thus I'll be on there a lot more. Especially since their Oekaki is back up and running (so yay, I'll actually be doodling again!)

All in all, good stuff again. Hell even the contracts are picking back up. Thank goodness - Holiday season is coming and I've got a lot of karma to give out (so to speak).

~Kai

However, I'm going to yell a Happy Birthday out to  ayeaka as well since hey, birthday-fursona sisters :P Also happy Citizen's Day since apparently that's sone sort of holiday here on September 17th. O.o

Art will appear as soon as Luca's visit here is done (Distracting Fenti is distracting). I'm definitely enjoying his visit because he's actually forcing me to re-explore my home city... Stuff I've not seen in years has changed immensely and thus have been giving me backdrop ideas for the Pitterpat Patisserie preg comic series.

Also a belated birthday wish to my sweet bunneh friend  Makaze As I said, when fenti stops distracting me with the 'ooh shinies' I'll be able to do what I wanted to do for you. <3

Also happy early birthday to  shagydoo which is later in the month but I wanted to not forget due to kai's short memory-itis.

I'll most likely be getting y'all the new Borderlands expansion when it hits the 28th <3.

I better get some sleep, was promised laser tag, sushi and bar hopping for today. Cheers all!
~Kai

I ain't doin it. Yeah, I dragged out the Southern accent for this opinion.

Attractive or not (and hey let's face reality here, I hate how they look and unfortunately ever since I saw the Rakk Hive in Borderlands they ALL resemble that to me now.) I'm not going to doodle it.

I have issues drawing tasteful nudes/shots that don't show it as it is.

Yep. Girl that finds it gross, go figure eh?
So stop saying omg pretty ones are unrealistic or blah blah blah persecution.

Personally, you want a meme that could help folks out on the site? Scan your boobs and trace THOSE puppies. Small/big/mastectomied or just plain saggy or such. I'm sure folks here wouldn't be all up in arms over boobs. (Also seriously I could use a wide range of references no less without having to stare at women and get that 'creepy artist' title).

~Kai

http://vitality.yahoo.com/video-sec.....kland-21318007

A sandwich...in a can....

It keeps up to a year ....


Um. No thank you. Might be great for travelers or space folk or whatever...i prefer my food as fresh as possible and *shudders* there's no way i'd even nab one for novelty.
~Kai

66% off everything, including the original which is now $10.

3,39 for each expansion.

I'd recommend catching up on everything so that you can be ready for expansion 4.

$20 for the whole package, come on, that's a freakin steal.
~Kai

Ok, so first of all, I was notified by a few friends of mine that their accounts are on administrative hold because my name there was mentioned (Kaichanti Yiyuan).

So the story: I authorized a charge there, my own bank/cc didnt recognize it and immediately put a 'chargeback' in place to challenge it. I called them the *same* day last week (tuesday) and notified them that it was a legit charge and indeed I authorized it.

In the meanwhile, apparently *everyone* that was on my friends list is on administrative hold until mine is finally corrected (i.e. Thursday or Friday this week because it takes 5-10 business days to process a canceled chargeback for some reason despite me forwarding sl to my bank and such)

Read: "LL are going to be asshats and make it inconvenient for EVERYONE due to a mistake one person made in verifying my charge."

I'm pretty peeved right now, already a friend of mine has resubmitted proof of identity just to get his account back to pay his rent. I am *terribly* sorry for this inconvenience.

I'm hoping when they do reinstate my account that everyone else that was on my list will be as well instead of each person having to verify who they are and how they know me. (Keep in mind several 'friended' people there only know me through associations, I can only imagine the confusion) Otherwise they are going to get a really fucking huge angry letter (that's tactful though) about how horrific and bureaucratic this whole ordeal is.

So for the tl;dr version: Sorry if you have me friended on SL, you're most likely on administrative hold until you resubmit identity verification or until i'm taken off administrative hold and hopefully all of my folks on my friends list are as well.

This is annoying/a HUGE hassle for something that is not my fault.

Thank you credit card companies.

On the bright side, nice to know they catch it immediately and shut it down after only one weird charge.
~Kai

http://www.destructoid.com/claptrap-s-robot-revolution-coming-to-borderlands-181141.phtml&mainnav=&track=featurebox

Ok so yeah, you all wondered where I vanished to I'm sure :P

Anyway Steam released the achievements for borderlands there finally and I'm spending time re-earning things before gearing up for the fourth dlc release. Despite having literally achieved everything before the damn achievements came out, I'm having to do quite a few over again for the system to register it.

67/70 only the last leg of the 100 stage moxxi (with my siren for two achievements in one) and re-killing the destroyer despite obviously having done so already with my several lv 61 characters - remains. I'm hoping to get it out of the way this weekend so my OCD (or CDO) will shut the hell up.

I'm especially stoked that it's going to be released in my birth month, I'm really hoping it hits early enough for me to nab it as a b-day gift :P

Wee! More crap to do! <3
~Kai

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/fatbunnyagenda/

or  fatbunnyagenda either link works.

Been watching bunnymomma (  Katmomma ) a looong time, figured i'd actually doodle for fun a chanti as a fat bunneh.

May clean it up, tis cute.
~Kai

Been inspired lately and have been actually churning out traditional work at about 5 a week (non-furry related so I don't post it here <3) in addition to nearly completing shit I owe.

I feel fan-friggin'-tastic. Wish I would've found these B12 vitamins sooner. BTW Doc has cleared me from everything finally - huzzah no more worries about type 2 diabetic crap. (i.e. lost enough weight so that it's no longer a threat <3) So yeah, strong as an ox, just a chunky git now xD

A tip of the proverbial bonnet to  TehSean for being one of the few people that gave a damn that I was ill and kept quiet about it (until i let everyone know now) many Chanti hugs for you. (Not including my regular 'crew' that already knew and consequently got mobbed with boob-hugs)

As for the new character, an old Jr high/high school art buddy of mine recommended a German Shepherd chick because I quote: "You're so like one Cassie, you protect everyone you love/like, you take orders well (*lol* she was referring to my ROTC days), you can get hit with a solid piece of metal and wood and not be phased (colorguard reference - I used to do rifle/saber lines and yeah, you catch it wrong or you have someone that FLINGS it into YOU like she did to me it hurts like hell - i just don't break form because I'm stubborn and because I've got thespian training in me) and you're a complete and total bitch to strangers if they seem like the wrong sort of folk." <- XD so true.

Ironically, she also recommended a Klee-Kai because when I'm hyper apparently I have the 'cute-n-fuzzy-ball-o-energy' look about me. I don't really think that's me, so i may just doodle one later =p

(Whitney has a Siberian Husky amidst literally a zoo in her house - 1 turtle, 3 chinchillas. 3 albino rats, 2 gerbils, one old ass dog i think its a bichon frise, her brother's dog which is a bundle of energy retriever and her recent acquisition of an albino salamander makes...god knows what. also about 12 fish in her tank)

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Request/Trade Status:
Enzo - you poor maus, you're so damn patient. Update on it is as follows: cel base colors stuck but started to blend with the highlights again and looked...blocky. I'm just gonna go solid watercolor with the piece and be done with it if that's ok.

torakitty - you've also been exceptionally patient - i'm going traditional with yours as well. I'll leave the digital art to the digital artists lol.

Bloo - Do I owe you a color comic or was the sketch comic the deal for World of Goo. I don't remember to be honest D= I will honor it either way.

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Commission Slot update!:
After those two/three are complete, I will be offering an exceptionally rare commission slot because I'd actually like to get something for my mate when his birthday rolls around.
There are rules and limitations I'm afraid though:
- It will be traditional only - this is my strength, there's tons of digital artists far more talented in that field than I am. (Honestly, I don't have the patience with my very outdated tablet that doesn't respond well to touch)
- No scat/watersports
- No cub (unless said cub is 18+ =p)
- No Diaperfurs (sorry, they just really creep me out D= Unless it's a babbeh, then we're good as long as that babbeh's not doing anything he/she/shi's not supposed to be doing at that age)
Pretty much everything else is open, although I don't consider my strong points beyond preg/hyper. Yes, I'm open to vore/gore because I need the practice. Yes, tentacles, multicock, taur, whatever is fine too. I don't charge extra for character design additions =3 No, you do not need a full body ref, I can go on descriptions - naturally it will take me a teeny bit longer if I have to create the fursona, but descriptions are welcome. Obviously color refs are preferred.
The price will be $50 single or $65 for two characters, full color, full bg. You will get mailed the original ($4.90 included in the 50/65 price) via priority mail (International mail will be a teeny bit extra depending on where in the world you are) - this will be on a 9x12 bristol. Paypal only (not that I don't trust y'all and such, just been hung out to dry with art before when i waited on payment). Full payment will be taken before I send the final scan approval. (That means you get 1 sketch preview/nitpicky fixings before I color it and then ask for monies =3)

I'll let y'all know when that time is ready. As for now, getting ready for bowling league, wee!
~Kai

http://www.polycount.com/2010/07/15.....t-pack-winners


also on tf2.com site =p

Some of them are gorgeous ....effffffffffffff MORE CRAP TO GET D=

~Kai

https://youtu.be/FK-WW8PIuyc

The engy version. Man i cant wait to see all of them together, this i feel was probably the most creative (because come on, he made a SENTRY dance WITH him!)

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As for the random thought: I must have one hell of a hard fursona to draw - only one person i've commissioned to draw her made the artist's own timetable (i.e. they gave me a set due date and still no art =p)

Yes I find this highly hypocritical due to people waiting months for me to get off my lazy ass and finish kiribans.

Best news though: Home remodeling will FINALLY be finished next thursday - which means no more furniture arranging, cleaning, recleaning over spans of months waiting on people to get here with matching wood samples (giggity) and such.
...
oh wait backyard still has rocks to be installed in addition to trees....fuck.

=/

~Kai

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/polar_bear

Dude.. I want that kool-aid mix. I'd never have to babysit evil kiddies again.
~Kai