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General | Posted 15 years ago[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 3
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 4
[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 3
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 3
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 4
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 4
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 3
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 4
Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.
56% Furry.
Some of those comments, I don't do OFTEN or they are taken out of context with this meme.. but yeah, I often act very cat-like around certain people. I never realized it until I took this meme. >.>
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 3
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 4
[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 3
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 3
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 4
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 4
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 3
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 4
Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.
56% Furry.
Some of those comments, I don't do OFTEN or they are taken out of context with this meme.. but yeah, I often act very cat-like around certain people. I never realized it until I took this meme. >.>
Vagina Meme! Because I'm sure you're all curous.. xP
General | Posted 15 years ago1. Does your vagina have a name?
No, actually.. She should though. :C
2. What do you typically call your vagina ((cunt, pussy, vaJayJay etc))?
Typing it: Pussy. Speaking it: Some random word, like "hoo-hoo".
3. Is your vagina: "Virgin tight", "been tested" or just "plain loose"?
Haha. I do kegels, sooo somewhere between Virgin Tight and Been Tested.
4. Does your g-spot have a name too?
Nope.
5. What kind of underwear do you typically keep on it?
Thongs or boyshorts.
6. Do you shave/trim/wax/leave be etc. your vagina?
Shave.
7. Is your vagina pierced/tattooed?
Nope.
8. If yes, with what?
N/A.
9. Does your vagina have a vagina Girlfriend?
No, she has a penis boyfriend. ;D
10. How about BFF instead?
Lol, maybe my hand? xD
11. And what about a favorite penis toy?
She's only met one and it's kinda boring now.
12. Has it ever touched another vagina?
Nope.
13. Has it ever been penetrated by something "unusual"?
Haaaa, yeah.
14. If so, what?
Oh gosh.. If you really want to know, you'll have to ask me privately. Lol.
15. Does your vagina cause you to PMS when you receive that monthly gift?
I just get a bit depressed.
16. Plug it or line that gift?
Erm. Plug.
17. Do you know what "N.E.W.P.O.R.T" means?
I looked it up on urbandictionary.com and got a few different things. Didn't know before though.
18. Have you posted pics/video of your vagina online?
Lol, yeah, pics. There are videos of her, but not online. ;D
19. How much did you bull shit on the MeMe just to make lols?
I was honest.
20. Will you tag 3 other Vaginas to do this now, and if so who?!?
Nah.
No, actually.. She should though. :C
2. What do you typically call your vagina ((cunt, pussy, vaJayJay etc))?
Typing it: Pussy. Speaking it: Some random word, like "hoo-hoo".
3. Is your vagina: "Virgin tight", "been tested" or just "plain loose"?
Haha. I do kegels, sooo somewhere between Virgin Tight and Been Tested.
4. Does your g-spot have a name too?
Nope.
5. What kind of underwear do you typically keep on it?
Thongs or boyshorts.
6. Do you shave/trim/wax/leave be etc. your vagina?
Shave.
7. Is your vagina pierced/tattooed?
Nope.
8. If yes, with what?
N/A.
9. Does your vagina have a vagina Girlfriend?
No, she has a penis boyfriend. ;D
10. How about BFF instead?
Lol, maybe my hand? xD
11. And what about a favorite penis toy?
She's only met one and it's kinda boring now.
12. Has it ever touched another vagina?
Nope.
13. Has it ever been penetrated by something "unusual"?
Haaaa, yeah.
14. If so, what?
Oh gosh.. If you really want to know, you'll have to ask me privately. Lol.
15. Does your vagina cause you to PMS when you receive that monthly gift?
I just get a bit depressed.
16. Plug it or line that gift?
Erm. Plug.
17. Do you know what "N.E.W.P.O.R.T" means?
I looked it up on urbandictionary.com and got a few different things. Didn't know before though.
18. Have you posted pics/video of your vagina online?
Lol, yeah, pics. There are videos of her, but not online. ;D
19. How much did you bull shit on the MeMe just to make lols?
I was honest.
20. Will you tag 3 other Vaginas to do this now, and if so who?!?
Nah.
Age meme.
General | Posted 16 years agoHow old do you act?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 4
[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[x] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
Total = 24
I feel old..
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 4
[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[x] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
Total = 24
I feel old..
My fine is $485.60
General | Posted 16 years agoThe Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.
I am ashamed. xP
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.
I am ashamed. xP
Fursona Meme
General | Posted 16 years agoBeen a while since I did one of these puppies, so.. here goes. :3
1. What is your character's name?
Kyokyo.
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Well, in English, I suppose it would be PridePride.. >.>
3. How old is he/she?
20 years old.
4. What is your character's race/species?
Black squirrel.
5. Do they have a crush?
Naw.
6. Do they have many friends?
Oh yes. She makes friends all too well~
7. What planet is your character from?
Earth.
8. Does your character like to eat?
Definitely.
9. What's his/her favorite food?
Like a proper squirrel, she loves acorns. And candy. Strawberries.
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Milk. She likes alcohol, but really shouldn't be allowed to drink it...
11. Is your character annoying?
She can be..
13. Is your character loved?
In certain ways by certain people.
14. Is your character hated?
Maybe by a small number of individuals.
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
Lol.. She can act emo, and she dresses in all black.. And yet, no, she's neither.
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Technically she's bisexual. But she's 98% interested in males.
17. Is he/she a virgin?
Lord, no.
18. Name 3 hobbies
Sleeping. Cuddling. Dancing.
19. Is your character normal?
Ehhh, she has her moments.
20. Is your character attractive?
To most. ;D
21. How does your character handle emotions?
She doesn't. She stuffs that down.
22. Does your character have other forms?
Nope.
23. Does your character overreact?
Not usually.
24. Is your character a criminal?
Nah.
25. Does your character go to school?
Nope. And she ain't the brightest tool in the shed.
26. What's his/her IQ?
Average or just below.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
She has an unofficial curse of never having kids.. lol.
28. Is your character dead?
No.
29. Does your character have a family?
Yeah, but she doesn't mingle with them.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Yeah, but she tries not to talk about them.
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
When she found The One and got pregnant.. Than it all went to hell because she's a skank. Lol.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
Nobody.
33. Is your character single?
Mhm. She prefers it.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Plenty of friends and only a few serious relationships in the past.
35. Does she/he have an element?
No.
36. Do you role-play your character?
Not anymore.. D:
37. Do you write about your character?
No.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Never!
39. Does your character get depressed?
Sometimes.
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Kittehs! >D
41. Does your character have any fears?
Failure.
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Her ears. ;D
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Her Diggycat! <3
44. Does your character like music?
Not particularly.
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
N/A.
46. Is he/she impatient?
Absolutely.
47. What's something funny about your character?
Her ears blush when she receives a sincere compliment. :p
48. Name 5 nicknames
Kyo, KoKo, Kyoyoyo, Kyobutt, and Skwerl Gurl.
49. Does your character curse?
Rarely.
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
I WANT PANCAKES.
1. What is your character's name?
Kyokyo.
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Well, in English, I suppose it would be PridePride.. >.>
3. How old is he/she?
20 years old.
4. What is your character's race/species?
Black squirrel.
5. Do they have a crush?
Naw.
6. Do they have many friends?
Oh yes. She makes friends all too well~
7. What planet is your character from?
Earth.
8. Does your character like to eat?
Definitely.
9. What's his/her favorite food?
Like a proper squirrel, she loves acorns. And candy. Strawberries.
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Milk. She likes alcohol, but really shouldn't be allowed to drink it...
11. Is your character annoying?
She can be..
13. Is your character loved?
In certain ways by certain people.
14. Is your character hated?
Maybe by a small number of individuals.
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
Lol.. She can act emo, and she dresses in all black.. And yet, no, she's neither.
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Technically she's bisexual. But she's 98% interested in males.
17. Is he/she a virgin?
Lord, no.
18. Name 3 hobbies
Sleeping. Cuddling. Dancing.
19. Is your character normal?
Ehhh, she has her moments.
20. Is your character attractive?
To most. ;D
21. How does your character handle emotions?
She doesn't. She stuffs that down.
22. Does your character have other forms?
Nope.
23. Does your character overreact?
Not usually.
24. Is your character a criminal?
Nah.
25. Does your character go to school?
Nope. And she ain't the brightest tool in the shed.
26. What's his/her IQ?
Average or just below.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
She has an unofficial curse of never having kids.. lol.
28. Is your character dead?
No.
29. Does your character have a family?
Yeah, but she doesn't mingle with them.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Yeah, but she tries not to talk about them.
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
When she found The One and got pregnant.. Than it all went to hell because she's a skank. Lol.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
Nobody.
33. Is your character single?
Mhm. She prefers it.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Plenty of friends and only a few serious relationships in the past.
35. Does she/he have an element?
No.
36. Do you role-play your character?
Not anymore.. D:
37. Do you write about your character?
No.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Never!
39. Does your character get depressed?
Sometimes.
40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Kittehs! >D
41. Does your character have any fears?
Failure.
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Her ears. ;D
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Her Diggycat! <3
44. Does your character like music?
Not particularly.
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
N/A.
46. Is he/she impatient?
Absolutely.
47. What's something funny about your character?
Her ears blush when she receives a sincere compliment. :p
48. Name 5 nicknames
Kyo, KoKo, Kyoyoyo, Kyobutt, and Skwerl Gurl.
49. Does your character curse?
Rarely.
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
I WANT PANCAKES.
"The Animal In You"
General | Posted 16 years agoNo, not in a sexual way, sorry. x]
A really fun and interesting survey my friends have been taking. It's very accurate! :3
http://www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp
Let me know what you get!
<3, KO
A really fun and interesting survey my friends have been taking. It's very accurate! :3
http://www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp
Let me know what you get!
<3, KO
Ask me anything!
General | Posted 16 years agoSaw a few journals of this sort going up. So feel free; ask away. I'm an open book, folks.
<3Kyo.
<3Kyo.
YOU ALL ARE PREDICTABLE.
General | Posted 16 years agoAnd I love you for it. Because I'm the same way.
As soon as I start drawing and uploading pornz, I get all kinds of comments, watches, and faves.
So, because I have a basic human brain and seek rewards.. I shall continue to draw dirty pictures for you all.
Feel free to critique any of my stuff.. I am still trying to develop my skills for personal satisfaction.
I LOVE YOU ALL! <333333
As soon as I start drawing and uploading pornz, I get all kinds of comments, watches, and faves.
So, because I have a basic human brain and seek rewards.. I shall continue to draw dirty pictures for you all.
Feel free to critique any of my stuff.. I am still trying to develop my skills for personal satisfaction.
I LOVE YOU ALL! <333333
FACE MEME.
General | Posted 17 years agoI don't usually subscribe to madness, but.. this was fun.
Press F5, or ctrl+F5 and scream. Then check out the rest of them: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/663274/
Press F5, or ctrl+F5 and scream. Then check out the rest of them: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/663274/
Sex Meme. Oh yah.
General | Posted 17 years agoAnd everyone knows that furries love TMI.... reading and spreading it around. 8D
Come on, you know you are tempted by these pervy memes. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE. :D
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
This sounds like myspace.. But my watch list? No. ;P
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning is hottest but I'm usually too grumpy. So I'll say night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
By the wall.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yup.
5. How often? Lately?
Not often lately. I like to wait and let my lover do the work. ;3
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I prefer baths but they only happen every blue moon.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I've tried.. haven't *quite* accomplished it yet. xD
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I watch and look at it, yes. Read? I used to a lot.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive with the ability to be passive. I'm definitely subby but I have my RAWR moments.. sometimes.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
On myspace, yes. XP
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Again, if we're talking myspace.. yeah.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
a. Being bitten/scratched/choked/spanked/held down.
b. Messiness. :x
c. Dirty talk. Nnf.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not really. I'm not easily offended. I laugh it off.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I would say "the beach", but we got interrupted, so.. The park. :3
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Bathroom.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not quite. Almost got caught jerking him off once, but we were smooth criminals. >3
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yep. Twice. Once for a field trip for school, once I took my boyfriend.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nah.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Kissed a girl's neck once. Nothing else.
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual with the faintest possibility of bisexuality.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but fooled around plenty in them.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yep.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but again.. fooled around. :P
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, a few times.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Mmmhm.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I sure do.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I have a small pink vibrator. Me and my boyfriend have a flogger and I have a wide variety of things he can tie me up with.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes. So many people. T_T
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Not exactly.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Omg yeah.. I used to be addicted.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Mhm.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy style. It does wonders. Or 69.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Oral sex. Mmmmmm.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
*shrug*
Come on, you know you are tempted by these pervy memes. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE. :D
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
This sounds like myspace.. But my watch list? No. ;P
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning is hottest but I'm usually too grumpy. So I'll say night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
By the wall.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yup.
5. How often? Lately?
Not often lately. I like to wait and let my lover do the work. ;3
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I prefer baths but they only happen every blue moon.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I've tried.. haven't *quite* accomplished it yet. xD
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I watch and look at it, yes. Read? I used to a lot.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive with the ability to be passive. I'm definitely subby but I have my RAWR moments.. sometimes.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
On myspace, yes. XP
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Again, if we're talking myspace.. yeah.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
a. Being bitten/scratched/choked/spanked/held down.
b. Messiness. :x
c. Dirty talk. Nnf.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not really. I'm not easily offended. I laugh it off.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I would say "the beach", but we got interrupted, so.. The park. :3
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Bathroom.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not quite. Almost got caught jerking him off once, but we were smooth criminals. >3
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yep. Twice. Once for a field trip for school, once I took my boyfriend.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nah.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Kissed a girl's neck once. Nothing else.
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual with the faintest possibility of bisexuality.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but fooled around plenty in them.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yep.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but again.. fooled around. :P
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, a few times.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Mmmhm.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I sure do.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I have a small pink vibrator. Me and my boyfriend have a flogger and I have a wide variety of things he can tie me up with.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes. So many people. T_T
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Not exactly.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Omg yeah.. I used to be addicted.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Mhm.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy style. It does wonders. Or 69.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Oral sex. Mmmmmm.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
*shrug*
Sad Kyo is sad..
General | Posted 17 years agoMy scanner/printer died. I'm not sure what happened but I'm convinced my younger brother had something to do with it.
I. AM. MISERABLE.
*sob weep suicide*
Alright, I'm done.
I'll likely buy a new one pretty damn soon. I can't live without one, now that I've grown accustomed to the luxury of having it.
I. AM. MISERABLE.
*sob weep suicide*
Alright, I'm done.
I'll likely buy a new one pretty damn soon. I can't live without one, now that I've grown accustomed to the luxury of having it.
Help!
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